Friday Night Frenzy 03-21-08
Mark:Welcome to Dallas, Texas… Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy and Rhino we got one hell of a Main Event for everyone tonight…
Rhino:Thats right Mark… The Four Men who will be in the Main Event at Sabotage will be in Tonights Main Event as well…
Mark:Triple H teams with Christian Cage to take on Justin Credible and Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Christian Cage’s Television Championship is going to be on the line so he will need to make sure to watch his back…
Mark:Also tonight we will be seeing a Lumberjills Match between Rhaka Khan and Alexis Laree… As they are representing Team McMahon and Team Laree…
Rhino:We will see if either side can get the edge on the other as we head towards Sabotage…
Mark:Plus tonight the EWA March Madness Tournament Begins as we determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship… Josh Stewart takes on Matt Morgan and Chris Jericho takes on Atlas Dabone…
Rhino:Its going to be a wild night here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:Lets not waste any more time and lets get to the introductions…
Lita vs Jacqueline
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 140 Pounds… JACQUELINE!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as Jacqueline enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Ft. Lauderdale, Fl… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!
(“Love Passion Energy Fury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)
Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up…
Rhino:Both Lita and Jacqueline are battling for position…
Mark:Jacqueline backs Lita up in to the ropes and nails her with a hard shot right across the chest… Jacqueline whips Lita off in to the ropes… Lita comes off the farside and Jacqueline nails her right in the face with a hard elbow as she came off the ropes…
Rhino:Lita is holding on to her face as she gets back up on to her feet..
Mark:Jacqueline with a couple of forearm shots right to the face of Lita now backing her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Jacqueline is really nailing Lita with stiff shots in the corner…
Mark:Jacqueline with an irish whip… Reversal by Lita sending Jacqueline in to the corner…
Rhino:Jacqueline is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Hip Toss! By Lita taking Jacqueline over…Jacqueline gets back up on to her feet… Lita scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lita is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! By Lita right down on to Jacqueline… Lita goes for the cover on Jacqueline 1………………….2……………. Jacqueline gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Jacqueline is making her way back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Lita scores with forearm shots right to Jacqueline…Lita whips Jacqueline hard in to the corner… Lita charges in… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Jacqueline got sent across the ring and is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lita kicks Jacqueline in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Lita just planted Jacqueline straight in to the mat…
Mark:Lita covers Jacqueline 1………………………..2………………..3……….NO! Jacqueline gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lita thought she had her right there…
Mark:Right now Lita is in control as Jacqueline makes her way back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lita is waiting for her to get back up…
Mark:Lita with a kick to the midsection… TWIST OF FATE! NO! Jacqueline counters… Backslide! 1………………2………………3………No! Lita kicks out…
Rhino:Jacqueline almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:Both women are back up… Lita charges with a clothesline…Jacqueline ducks the clothesline and now spins Lita around… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Jacqueline with the cover 1………………….2………………3……NO! Lita gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lita is making her way back up on to her feet in the corner…
Rhino:Jacqueline is looking to for the kill right here…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Jacqueline…
Rhino:Lita is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Jacqueline hooks her up… TORNADO DDT! NO! Lita counters as she shoves Jacqueline off… Jacqueline charges… Lita ducks… TWIST OF FATE!
Rhino:Jacqueline has been laid out…
Mark:Lita is now heading up to the top rope…
Rhino:This could be a mistake…
Mark:LITASAULT! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Well it didn’t backfire as she connected full on with that moonsault…
Mark:Lita covers Jacqueline 1……………………..2………………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LITA!
Rhino:Nice win here tonight for the Queeen of Extreme Lita…
Mark:Lita gets the victory and still to come tonight the EWA Tag Team Champions The Edgeheads will be in action against Doug Kinsella… But it is now back to the ring to see which man will either Win or Go Home…
Win or Go Home
Mike Smith vs Kamikaze
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Tx… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… MIKE SMITH!
(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)
Mark:Mike Smith gets jumped before the bell even sounds…
Rhino:Kamikaze attacked Mike Smith as he tried to get in to the ring…
Mark:Kamikaze is now on the outside of the ring with Mike Smith and rams him head first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:One more time Kamikaze just rammed Mike Smith in to the steel steps…
Mark:Kamikaze rolls Mike Smith in to the ring right now and the referee now calls for the bell…
Rhino:Mike Smith is struggling to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Running Splash! By Kamikaze to Mike Smith in the corner…
Rhino:Mike Smith is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Kamikaze with a kick to the midsection… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Mike Smith is in trouble after that DDT…
Mark:Kamikaze covers Mike Smith 1…………………….2………………..Kickout by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Both men are fighting for their job in the EWA and it seems like Kamikaze really wants to keep his…
Mark:Mike Smith is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kamikaze is lining him up…
Mark:Kamikaze gets Mike Smith up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Mike Smith…
Mark:Kamikaze has him setup… KAMIKAZE DEATH DROP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Kamikaze hooks the leg of Mike Smith 1…………………2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KAMIKAZE!
Rhino:Mike Smith was unable to get out of the blocks here tonight which allowed Kamikaze to pick up the victory here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:With this loss it means Mike Smith is now out of a job… But Kamikaze keeps his for the time being… But right now we head to the backstage area as Standing by is Maryse…
Maryse: Soyez bienvenus vendredi soir à la Frénésie!
Rhino:Did you see that… She blew a kiss at me…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for the introductions…
Maryse vs Bobbi Billard
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Montreal, Quebec… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… MARYSE!
(“All Summer Long” plays as Maryse enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Austin, Tx… Weighing in at 145 Pounds… BOBBI BILLARD!
(Bobbi Billard’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:Bobbi Billard and Maryse eye to eye in the center of the ring… Bobbi Billard connects with a couple of forearm shots to Maryse backing her up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Maryse is firing back with a couple of shots of her own…
Mark:Maryse with a kick to the midsection…Bobbi Billard catches the leg of Maryse and now spins her around and nails her with a clothesline…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Bobbi Billard to get Maryse off balance and she scored with the clothesline…
Mark:Bobbi Billard goes for the cover 1………………2……………Kickout by Maryse…
Rhino:Maryse is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Bobbi Billard now starts to back Maryse up in to the corner…Hard chop right across the chest by Bobbi Billard…
Rhino:She just lit up Maryse with that chop…
Mark:Bobbi Billard whips Maryse off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Bobbi Billard…
Mark:Running Clothesline! Missed! As Maryse moved out of the way of the charging Bobbi Billard…
Rhino:Maryse saw her coming and Bobbi Billard got nothing but turnbuckle…
Mark:Bobbi Billard is staggering backwards… Neckbreaker! By Maryse… Maryse goes right for the cover 1………………….2………………… Bobbi Billard kicks out…
Rhino:Maryse is now picking up Bobbi Billard by the hair…
Mark:Hair Toss! By Maryse sending Bobbi Billard across the ring…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Bobbi Billard is back up… Maryse charges… Running Dropkick! No! Bobbi Billard with a side step…
Rhino:Maryse got nothing but air right there…
Mark:Bobbi Billard now goes behind Maryse… School Girl! 1………………………..2……………….3…No! Maryse kicks out…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Maryse is getting back up on to her feet slowly… Bobbi Billard hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Bobbi Billard hooks the leg of Maryse 1……………………..2……………..3……NO! Maryse gets her shoulder up again…
Rhino:It looks like Bobbi Billard has control of this match up right now and is looking to end things…
Mark:Maryse is back up on to her feet… Bobbi Billard hooks her up… BOBBI BLAYZE! NO! Back Body Drop! By Maryse…
Rhino:Maryse was able to counter out as if Bobbi Billard hit the Bobbi Blayze it would have been all over…
Mark:Bobbi Billard turns around… THE FRENCH KISS!
Rhino:That was one hell of a kick by Maryse…
Mark:Maryse hooks the leg of Bobbi Billard 1……………………….2…………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MARYSE!
Rhino:That was a nice win for the French Canadian Beauty Maryse…
Mark:Nice solid win as she starts her EWA Career… Still to come it is EWA Television Championship Mayhem when Christian Cage defends his title and teams with Triple H to take on Lone Jobber and Justin Credible… But its back to the ring for more action…
Maria vs Christy Hemme
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Ottawa, Illinois… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… MARIA!
(“With Legs Like That” plays as Maria enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Maria and Christy Hemme lock up… Maria with a side headlock in on Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is trying to get out of the hold…
Mark:Christy Hemme with a couple of elbows right in to the midsection of Maria and now shoves her off in to the ropes… Maria comes off the ropes… Back Drop! No! Maria rolls over the back of Christy Hemme and lands her feet…
Rhino:Nice way to escape going up in the air on the back drop by Maria…
Mark:Christy Hemme turns around and Maria kicks Christy Hemme in the midsection… Headscissors Takeover! By Maria…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Maria as Christy Hemme is now struggling to get back up on her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme gets back up on to her feet in the corner…
Rhino:Maria is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Maria begins to punch Christy Hemme in the corner…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Four… Five… Christy Hemme shoves her off…
Rhino:Maria landed on her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme charges and takes Maria down with a hard running clothesline… Christy Hemme covers Maria 1…………….2…………Kickout by Maria…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now mounting Maria…
Mark:Christy Hemme is now choking Maria…
Rhino:The refere needs to step in there and get her off of her…
Mark:Maria is staggering back up on to her feet… Christy Hemme charges from behind and takes Maria down with a bulldog…
Rhino:Maria is in trouble right now…
Mark:Christy Hemme with another cover 1………………….2…………………3….No! Maria gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now waiting for Maria to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme goes behind Maria… Reverse Twist of Fate! No! Maria is countering out of it…
Rhino:Maria is nailing Christy Hemme with shots right to the ribs…
Mark:Maria with a hard kick to the midsection… Chick Kick! No! Christy Hemme ducks… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Christy Hemme lays Maria out on the mat right now…
Mark:Christy Hemme is now up on the middle rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Maria…
Mark:FFG!
Rhino:What a Guillotine Leg Drop that was…
Mark:Chirsty Hemme covers Maria 1…………………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTY HEMME!
Rhino:Christy Hemme gets back on the winning track here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:It was a nice win for Christy Hemme to get back on a roll and get back in line for a shot at the EWA Womens Championship… Still to come Christian Taylor defends the EWA Total Impact Championship… But its back to the ring for more action…
The Rock vs Steele
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock and Steele face to face in the center of the ring… The Rock goes for a right hand on Steele… Steele blocks and starts to nail The Rock with straight right hands…
Rhino:Steele is backing The Rock back in to the ropes…
Mark:Steele whips The Rock off in to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Rock gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks up The Rock and takes him over with a vertical suplex… Steele goes for a quick cover 1………………….2………… The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele connects with a couple of more right hands as he now goes behind The Rock… German Suplex! The Rock blocks and nails Steele with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:The Rock is backing Steele up in to the corner right now…
Mark:The Rock with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Steele and is now lining him up and nails him with a Big Right Hand…
Rhino:That knocked Steele off of his feet…
Mark:The Rock takes his boot and now sticks it right in the the throat of Steele…
Rhino:Steele is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock pulls Steele back up on to his feet… The Rock with an irish whip sending Steele off in to the ropes… Steele comes off the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Steele just got driven in to the mat by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………………Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is slowly getting back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:The Rock charges at Steele… Steele ducks the clothesline… Hot Shot!
Rhino:The Rock is staggering around on his feet after that Hot Shot…
Mark:Steele hooks up The Rock.. Evenflow DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there by Steele as he drove The Rock in to the mat…
Mark:Steele goes for the cover on The Rock 1…………………………2…………………3……..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is right now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks up The Rock… OXIDATION!
Rhino:The Rock looks to be out of it right now after that move by Steele…
Mark:Steele covers The Rock 1…………………2………….3………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock is right now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele is now setting up The Rock… The BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! The Rock counters and shoves Steele off in to the ropes… Steele comes off the ropes… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:The Rock isnt done yet…
Rhino:It looks like it is time for the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment…
Mark:The elbow pad comes off as The Rock comes off the rope… PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:Now that’s it…
Mark:The Rock with a cover on Steele 1……………….2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock with a victory here tonight as he tries to get back in contention for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Still to come Rhaka Khan battles Alexis Laree in a Lumberjills Match… But its back to the ring for more action…
Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle vs Angelina Love & Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number one… Weighing in at a combined weight of 243 Pounds… Angelina Love & Velvet Sky… VELVET LOVE ENTERTAINMENT!
(“Dont Even Lie” plays as Angelina Love & Velvet Sky enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Team Number Two…Weighing in at a combined weight of 253 Pounds… Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle… The PINK LADIES!
(“No Panties” plays as the Pink Ladies enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Angelina Love and Torrie Wilson starting things out for both teams…
Rhino:Look who has decided to join us here Mark…
Mark:Welcome Sunny…
Sunny:Thank you for having me…
Rhino:Both women are trading shots back and forth…
Sunny: Uh-oh, blonde fight! I think see Torrie’s underpants!
MarkAngelina Love with a couple of shots to Torrie Wilson backing her up a little bit and now Angelina Love takes Torrie Wilson over with a snapmare…
Rhino:Here comes Angelina Love…
Mark:Running Dropkkick right in to the face of Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:She went right after Torrie Wilson did Angelina Love after that dropkick…
Mark:Angelina Love now goes for a quick cover 1………………..2……………Kickout by Torrie Wilson…
Sunny:It seems like Torrie is struggling right now…
Mark:Angelina Love backs Torrie Wilson up in to the corner…
Rhino:Velvet Sky gets the tag…
Mark:Angelina Love scoops up and slams Torrie Wilson down to the mat… Double Elbow Drop by Velvet Love Entertainment…
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers Torrie Wilson 1………………..2…………. Torrie Wilson gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now waiting for Torrie Wilson to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! By Velvet Sky… Velvet Sky covers Torrie Wilson again 1………………2……………..Candice Michelle comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Candice Michelle helped out her partner there as she saw she was in trouble…
Mark:Torrie Wilson is getting back up on to her feet in the corner… Velvet Sky charges at Torrie Wilson… Big Splash! Missed!
Rhino:Torrie Wilson moved out of the way and now needs to make a tag…
Mark:Candice Michelle gets the tag and goes right after Velvet Sky and takes her down with a big clothesline…
Sunny:Candice Michelle got the Hot Tag and a Very Hot Tag it was…
Rhino:Angelina Love is in the ring now…
Mark:Candice Michelle moves out of the way and uses Angelina Love’s momentum and tosses her through the middle rope…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Candice Michelle charges and connects with a running bulldog…
Rhino:Candice Michelle is standing over Velvet Sky…
Mark:She is doing her little Godaddy Dance..
Sunny: Candice sure knows how to twirl, doesn’t she boys?
Rhino:Yes she does…
Mark:Big Elbow Drop by Candice Michelle… Candice Michelle covers Velvet Sky 1…………………..2…………..3……No! Angelina Love comes in and breaks it up…
Sunny:It looks like Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are going to double team Candice Michelle…
Mark:Velvet Love Entertainment whip Candice Michelle in to the ropes…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is back in the ring…
Mark:Candice Michelle with a Flying Clothesline to Velvet Sky!
Rhino:Bulldog by Torrie Wilson!
Mark:Angelina Love didn’t see that coming… Candice Michelle with the cover on Velvet Sky 1………………..2…………3……… NO! Velvet Sky gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Angelina Love is back up on to her feet near the ropes…
Mark:Torrie Wilson charges… Back Body Drop! And Torrie Wilson takes a hard fall to the outside of the ring…
Sunny:Torrie Wilson looks in bad shape at the moment fellas…
Rhino:I agree with you there…
Mark:Candice Michelle is now setting up Velvet Sky… CANDY WRAPPER! NO! Velvet Sky counter… Russian Leg Sweep! Mafia Kick! Combo by Velvet Love Entertainment…
Rhino:What a double team mover that was…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers Candice Michelle 1…………………2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners VELVET LOVE ENTERTAINMENT!
Rhino:A big debut win here tonight for Velvet Love Entertainment over The Pink Ladies…
Mark:It sure was and we would like to thank Sunny for taking time out to join us… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship
Big Daddy Ace & Blade vs Cold & Dangerous
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… The Team of Blade and Big Daddy Ace… The BTP!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace and Blade enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 595 Pounds… The Team of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dangerous D… COLD & DANGEROUS!
(“Many Men” plays as Steve Austin & Dangerous D enter the arena…)
Mark:Its going to be Steve Austin and Blade starting things out… Blade goes for a right hand on Stone Cold… Stone Cold blocks and starts to open up on Blade with straight right hands…
Rhino:Look at the Texas Rattlesnake go…
Mark:Stone Cold backs Blade up in to the ropes with right hands and now sends Blade off in to the farside…
Rhino:Blind Tag…
Mark:Blade comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Stone Cold didn’t see the tag…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace spins Stone Cold around and nails him with a big right hand knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting right back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Stone Cold and takes him over with a vertical suplex… A Quick cover by Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Stone Cold is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Steve Austin… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace drilled Stone Cold in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a cover 1…………………2………………….3…No! Steve Austin kicks out…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace slams Stone Cold straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace tags in Blade who is now on the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! No! Stone Cold got his knees up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace turned around and just saw what happened to his partner…
Mark:Stone Cold tags in Dangerous D…
Rhino:Blade is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now with right hands to Blade and now he hooks him up and drops him with a Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Blade just got planted…
Mark:Dangerous D with a cover on Blade 1……………………2…………….3……No! Blade gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now picking Blade back up…
Mark:Dangerous D with uppercuts right to Blade… Dangerous D now hooks him up… Piledriver!
Rhino:Blade was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Dangerous D with a cover 1………………..2………….3…….No! Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Dangerous D tags in Stone Cold…
Mark:Both men whip Blade off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Blade is in trouble right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace really wants to get back in to this match up right now…
Rhino:Blade is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Stone Cold charges… Lou Thez Press! By Stone Cold Steve Austin who follows it up with right hands…
Rhino:Here comes Stone Cold…
Mark:Big Elbow by Stone Cold driving it right in to the head of Blade…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace isnt liking what he is seeing right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring and charges at Stone Cold…
Rhino:Dangerous D is in the ring…
Mark:Stone Cold ducks the clothesline and Big Daddy Ace charges at Dangerous D… Back Drop! No! Big Daddy Ace lands on his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has Dangerous D up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! NO! Stone Cold kicks Big Daddy Ace in the midsection…
Rhino:Dangerous D slides off of Ace’s shoulders…
Mark:STUNNER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just got Stone Cold Stunner and he fell back through the ropes…
Mark:Blade is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Dangerous D is up on the top rope and Stone Cold tags him in…
Rhino:Dangerous D is going to fly…
Mark:D-BOMB! Dangerous D covers Blade 1………………….2………………..3………. THEY GOT THEM!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners COLD & DANGEROUS!
Rhino:Cold & Dangerous are now the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:It will be The Edgeheads taking on Cold & Dangerous at Sabotage… Later on tonight the Edgeheads will be in action… But its back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Strap Match
Sable vs Ashley Massaro
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Strap Match… Introducing first… From Babylon, Ny… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!
(“Light A Fire” plays as Ashley Massaro enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Jacksonville, Fl… Weighing in at 120 Pounds…Accompanied to the ring by Nicole Bass…SABLE!
(“Wildcat” plays as Sable enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up in now underway…
Rhino:Both women are attached at the wrist by the leather strap…
Mark:Both women exchange shots in the middle of the ring… Ashley Massaro with a couple of big forearm shots that rock Sable backwards…
Rhino:She really got her underneath the jaw with a couple of those shots…
Mark:Snapmare by Ashley Massaro taking down Sable… Flipping Neckbreaker! By Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:As Sable sat up Ashley connected with Flipping Neckbreaker…
Mark:Ashley Massaro with a cover on Sable 1…………………2……………..Sable kicks out…
Rhino:Sable is trying to get out of the ring…
Mark:Ashley Massaro stops her by pulling on the strap and pulling her back in to the ring…
Rhino:Sable is trying back up in the corner…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Sable as she now puts Ashley Massaro in the corner and starts to stomp away at her midsection in the corner…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro really took a hard kick from Sable…
Mark:Big Kick right to the side of the head of Ashley Massaro by Sable…
Rhino:She really caught her good right in the temple…
Mark:Sable now covers Ashley 1………………2……………Ashley Massaro gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Sable is now grabbing on to the strap…
Mark:Sable whips Ashley Massaro right across the back with that leather strap…
Rhino:You heard the sound of that shot with the strap…
Mark:Sable one more time nails Ashley Massaro right in the back with the leather strap…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Ashley after that shot…
Mark:Sable covers Ashley Massaro again 1……………………..2………………..3…No! Ashley Massaro gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Sable almost had her right there…
Mark:Sable is now deciding to taunt the crowd…
Rhino:It looks like it is time for the Grind…
Mark:Ashley Massaro pulls on the strap and it yanks Sable right to the ground…
Rhino:I wanted to see the Grind Mark…
Mark:It wasn’t meant to be Rhino…
Rhino:Damn…
Mark:Both women are back up on their feet… Flying Crossbody! By Ashley Massaro 1…………………2……………….Sable kicks out…
Rhino:Sable is getting back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Ashley Massaro grabs the strap…
Rhino:Here comes payback…
Mark:Ashley Massaro whips Sable right across the back with that leather strap…
Rhino:Here it comes again…
Mark:Ashley Massaro whips Sable right across the back with the leather strap…
Rhino:Sable didn’t enjoy that…
Mark:Ashley Massaro hooks up Sable… DDT! Ashley Massaro whip a cover 1…………………..2………………3………NO! Sable gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is now climbing up to the middle rope…
Mark:Sable just yanked on the strap pulling Ashley off the middle rope…
Rhino:Sable is now getting back up…
Mark:Ashley Massaro is staggering back up on to her feet… Sable kicks Ashley Massaro in the midsection… SABLE BOMB! NO! Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Sable is down on the mat…
Mark:Ashley Massaro quickly up on to the middle rope… STARSTRUCK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there after she connected with the Elbow Drop…
Mark:Ashley Massaro hooks the leg 1………………..2…………….3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ASHLEY MASSARO!
Rhino:A nice win here tonight for Ashley Massaro…
Mark:The EWA Womens Division continues to heat up… We were Scheduled to See Melina in action next but due to Travel Problems she will not be able to make it to the show here tonight…
Rhino:Will she be able to make it to Sabotage?
Mark:We are unsure about that… We will have to wait and see… So its time to start the March Madness Tournament…
EWA March Madness Tournament
Chris Jericho vs Atlas Dabone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is part of the EWA March Madness Tournament… Introducing first… From Phoenix, Arizona… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Ashley Massaro… ATLAS DABONE!
(Atlas Dabone’s theme play as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:Chris Jericho locks up with Atlas Dabone in the center of the ring as the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:The winner of this match up will meet the winner of Josh Stewart and Matt Morgan later on tonight…
Mark:Atlas Dabone charges at Chris Jericho… Chris Jericho ducks the clothesline attempt from Atlas Dabone and nails him with a couple of hard chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting up the chest of Atlas Dabone…
Mark:Chris Jericho now hooks up Atlas Dabone and takes him over with a snap suplex… Chris Jericho floats over and goes for the quick cover 1………………2………… Atlas Dabone kicks out…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho with chops across the chest of Atlas Dabone in the corner and he now pulls Atlas Dabone out of the corner… Chris Jericho hooks him up… Vertical Suplex! No! Atlas Dabone escapes and lands on his feet… Atlas Dabone goes behind Chris Jericho… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Atlas Dabone as he buys himself some time to regroup and get started in this contest…
Mark:Atlas Dabone now puts the boots right to Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho is back up with the help from the ropes and Atlas Dabone scores with a dropkick sending Chris Jericho over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho took a hard fall on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Atlas Dabone now goes out after Chris Jericho and whips him hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is dazed after hitting the guardrail…
Mark:Atlas Dabone hooks him up and plants him with a DDT!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is holding on to his head after that DDT on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Atlas Dabone now rolls Chris Jericho back in the ring and goes for the cover 1………………….2…………………Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho seems to be out of it right now…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is now setting up Chris Jericho up in the top rope…
Rhino:Y2J is in trouble…
Mark:Atlas Dabone hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Chris Jericho looks to be out in the middle of the ring right now…
Mark:Atlas Dabone hooks the leg of Chris Jericho 1………………………….2…………………3…….NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there but Chris Jericho was able to kick out…
Mark:Chris Jericho is staggering back up on to his feet… Atlas Dabone scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:It looks like Atlas Dabone is going to head up on to the top rope…
Mark:Ashley Massaro is watching on at ringside…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is going to fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! NO! Chris Jericho rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone took a chance and it didn’t pay off as he got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Chris Jericho is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is up on his feet…
Mark:Hard chops by Chris Jericho and he follows it up with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is fighting his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Chris Jericho with a hard irish whip sending Atlas Dabone in to the corner hard…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Y2J…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is down…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges in to the ropes… LIONSAULT!
Rhino:He could have him right here and now…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Atlas Dabone 1………………………………2……………………3………NO! Atlas Dabone gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Somehow Atlas Dabone got his shoulder up…
Mark:Ashley Massaro isnt liking what she is seeing right now…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho trips him up… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho has it locked in…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Y2J is really trying to lock in the Walls of Jericho…
Mark:Ashley Massaro is trying to will Atlas Dabone to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking Atlas Dabone if he wants to give up…
Mark:Atlas Dabone gets to the ropes…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho is setting him up… CODEBREAKER! NO! Atlas Dabone grabs on to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho’s head just bounced off the mat…
Mark:Atlas Dabone starts to Boogie… BONEYARD BOOGIE!
Rhino:Atlas Dabone got all of that splash…
Mark:Atlas Dabone covers Chris Jericho 1……………………2……………………3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ATLAS DABONE!
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is moving on in the EWA March Madness Tournament…
Mark:Atlas Dabone will meet the winner of Matt Morgan and Josh Stewart at Sabotage… It is now time to see the EWA Womens Champion Beth Phoenix in action…
Non Title
Beth Phoenix vs George Frankenstein
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Rockford, Illinois… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… GEORGE FRANKENSTEIN!
(George Frankenstein’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… The Glamazon BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Mark:Beth Phoenix gets right up in the face of George Frankenstein…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is trying to intimidate George Frankenstein right now…
Mark:George Frankenstein just slapped the EWA Womens Champion right in the face…
Rhino:That wasn’t smart…
Mark:Big right hand by The Glamazon Beth Phoenix knocking George Frankenstein off of her feet…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is getting back up slowly…
Mark:Beth Phoenix now with a couple of forearm shots to George Frankenstein as she now whips her off in to the ropes… George Frankenstein comes off the ropes… Beth Phoenix shoots her up in to the air and plants her straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:That had to knock the wind right out of George Frankenstein…
Mark:George Frankenstein is now trying to pull herself back up on to her feet by the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Beth Phoenix…
Mark:Beth Phoenix charges at George Frankenstein… George Frankenstein ducks and she pulls down the top rope and Beth Phoenix goes over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Baseball Slide! By George Frankenstein right to the Glamazon…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is now rolling the EWA Womens Champion back in to the ring…
Mark:George Frankenstein now whips Beth Phoenix off in to the ropes… George Frankenstein with a Flying Crossbody! Caught! By Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is in trouble..
Mark:Fallaway Slam! By the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is now struggling to get back up on to her feet after being sent across the ring…
Mark:Beth Phoenix now hooks up George Frankenstein… Elevated Double Arm Chickenwing… And Beth Phoenix drops her face first in the mat…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is not looking so good right now…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion Beth Phoenix is just dominating George Frankenstein at the moment…
Rhino:I think Beth Phoenix is ready to end it right now…
Mark:Beth Phoenix hooks up George Frankenstein… Fishermans Buster!
Rhino:George Frankenstein is knocked out…
Mark:Beth Phoenix covers George Frankenstein 1………………….2……………………3……….. SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BETH PHOENIX!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix stays undefeated here in the EWA and is heading in to Sabotage on a Roll…
Mark:Can anyone stop the Glamazon? We will have to wait and see… But March Madness continues on now…
EWA March Madness Tournament
Matt Morgan vs Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is EWA March Madness Tournament Match and it is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Wont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme… MATT MORGAN!
(“Society Box” plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Josh Stewart gets up in to the face of Big Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Josh Stewart gives up a Foot in Height and a hundred pounds to Matt Morgan…
Mark:Matt Morgan shoves Josh Stewart backwards right in to the ropes… Josh Stewart comes right off the ropes and charges at Matt Morgan with a clothesline…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is still standing…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets a head of steam and he connects with a spinning back elbow…
Rhino:That has Matt Morgan rocking…
Mark:Josh Stewart now springs off the ropes… Matt Morgan catches him in mid air…
Rhino:Josh Stewart got caught…
Mark:Falling Powerslam! By Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Matt Morgan just dropped his 350 Pound Frame right down on to Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet and Matt Morgan backs him up in to the corner with right hands… Matt Morgan follows it up by driving his knees right in to the ribs of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is hurting right now…
Mark:Matt Morgan whips him off in to the farside corner… Matt Morgan charges in… Running Splash! Connects…
Rhino:Josh Stewart just took 350 Pounds Head On…
Mark:Matt Morgan now hooks him up… Sidewalk Slam! By Big Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is liking what she is seeing right here…
Mark:Matt Morgan covers Josh Stewart 1………………….2………………..Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slowly trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan now charges and drives Josh Stewart backwards in to the corner…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is looking to do damage to the ribs of Josh Stewart…
Mark:Matt Morgan drives his shoulder a few times right in to the ribs of Josh Stewart in the corner…
Rhino:You can see that Josh Stewart is hurting…
Mark:Matt Morgan now pulls him out of the corner… Gutwrench Powerbomb! By Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble right now after that powerbomb…
Mark:Matt Morgan with the cover on Josh Stewart 1………………….2……………….3…….No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is holding on to his ribs as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan with an irish whip sending Josh Stewart off the ropes… Josh Stewart with a Springboard… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter move right there by Josh Stewart taking Matt Morgan off of his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Matt Morgan 1…………………2……………… Matt Morgan powers out…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart kicks Matt Morgan in the midsection and now grabs him by the arm… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Josh Stewart doing damage to the right arm of Matt Morgan…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now hooking up Matt Morgan… Triangle Choke!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is looking to choke out Matt Morgan…
Mark:The Seven Footer is grounded in that Triangle Choke and that’s where Josh Stewart wants him…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is trying to find away to get to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking Matt Morgan if he wants to give it up but he is shaking his head no…
Rhino:Josh Stewart really has the Triangle Choke locked in…
Mark:Matt Morgan is able to get his foot on the bottom rope and now the Triangle Choke must be broken…
Rhino:The arm has been weaken by Josh Stewart who continues to hold on to his midsection as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan is back up on to his feet… Running Enziguri! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:That got the big man right back off of his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Matt Morgan 1………………..2……………………3……..NO! Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan turns around… Missle Dropkick! Connects by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart caught him good with that dropkick…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Matt Morgan once again 1………………………2……………………3………NO! Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:Josh Stewart thought he had Matt Morgan right there…
Mark:Matt Morgan is staggering back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart lines him up… ENTER THE STEW! NO! Matt Morgan ducks… Matt Morgan grabs Josh Stewart by the throat… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:Matt Morgan ducked the big Superkick from Josh Stewart and instead drilled Josh Stewart straight in to the mat…
Mark:Matt Morgan covers Josh Stewart 1……………………..2……………..3……….NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:He got his shoulder up at the very last second right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now pulling himself back up…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is waiting for him to turn around…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks up Josh Stewart… F5!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Christy Hemme believes it is over as Matt Morgan hooks the leg 1………………….2…………………3……… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Josh Stewart found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Matt Morgan is a little frustrated right now…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is yelling at the referee…
Mark:Josh Stewart is staggering back up on to his feet… Matt Morgan hooks him up… MOUNT MORGAN DROP! NO! Josh Stewart escapes… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got all of that kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart with the cover 1…………………………..2……………………….3…………… HE DIDNT GET HIM!
Rhino:What?
Mark:Matt Morgan got his foot on the rope at the very last second…
Rhino:Josh Stewart can not believe it…
Mark:Josh Stewart is going right after Matt Morgan… Ankle Lock!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is going to make Matt Morgan tap out…
Mark:Matt Morgan powers out and pushes Josh Stewart off in to the corner..
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks him up… MOUNT MORGAN DROP!
Rhino:I think he has him right here…
Mark:Matt Morgan covers Josh Stewart 1………………….2………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MATT MORGAN!
Rhino:Matt Morgan by the skin of his teeth picks up the victory and is moving on to face Atlas Dabone at Sabotage with the winner getting a shot at the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Who will be EWA Television Champion at the end of the night? We will find out in our Main Event… But it is now time for the Lumberjills Match…
Lumber Jills Match
Alexis Laree vs Rhaka Khan
Members of Team Laree(Kelly Kelly, Lilith Evans, Katie Lea) & Team Stephanie(Stephanie McMahon, Victoria,Crystal Taylor) as the Lumber Jills
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Lumber Jills Match… Introducing first… From Champaign, Illinois… Weighing in at 216 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by the members of Team Stephanie… RHAKA KHAN!
(“Grillz” plays as Rhaka Khan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…Accompanied to the ring by Team Laree… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree goes right after Rhaka Khan nailing her with hard shots…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is almost a foot taller than Alexis Laree and close to 100 Pounds heavier…
Mark:Alexis Laree kicks Rhaka Khan in the midsection and now whips her off in to the ropes… Running Neckbreaker by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:We see at ringside Crystal Taylor with Shaniqua… Victoria and we see Stephanie McMahon all in Rhaka Khan’s corner…
Rhino:For Alexis Laree there is Lilith Evans, Kelly Kelly and Katie Lea… Who is replacing Tylene Buck…
Mark:Rhaka Khan is back up on her feet after the neckbreaker and Alexis Laree nails her with a couple of more shots backing big Rhaka Khan up in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Monkey Flip! No! Rhaka Khan holds on to the ropes and Alexis Laree’s head bounces right off the mat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is dazed as she gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Big running clothesline by Rhaka Khan…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just got spun inside and out after that clothesline…
Mark:Rhaka Khan covers Alexis Laree 1……………………2…………………Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan just tossed Alexis Laree through the ropes right out in front Team Stephanie…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is telling Victoria to hold her up…
Rhino:I think Stephanie wants to slap the taste out of Alexis Laree’s mouth…
Mark:Here comes Team Laree to break it up…
Rhino:The referee is stepping in and breaking both sides apart…
Mark:Victoria rolls Alexis Laree back in to the ring…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is now backing Alexis Laree in to the corner…
Mark:Rhaka Khan is now sticking her boot right underneath the the throat of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:She is trying to choke out the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Rhaka Khan now whips Alexis Laree off in to the farside corner… Rhaka Khan charges in… Alexis Laree gets her boot up…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is now spinning around…
Mark:Tornado DDT! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Nice move right there to take down big Rhaka Khan…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Rhaka Khan 1…………………………2……………………3..No! Rhaka Khan kicks out…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Thez Press! With Right hands by the former EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is dazed as she gets back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Sprial Headscissors by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is in trouble now as she tries to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Members of both sides are watching this back and forth battle right now…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is screaming at Rhaka Khan to get up…
Mark:Alexis Laree has Rhaka Khan lined up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree with the cover on Rhaka Khan 1……………………2………………….3………NO! Rhaka Khan gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree can not believe it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is screaming some more at Rhaka Khan…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is dazed as she gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Rhaka Khan counters out…Alexis Laree charges again… Big Boot!
Rhino:That just stopped Alexis Laree in her tracks…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is out…
Mark:Rhaka Khan with the cover 1……………………2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RHAKA KHAN!
Rhino:Rhaka Khan just got the edge of Team McMahon heading in to the big showdown at Sabotage…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is the ring standing over Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Well the trash talking has begun…
Mark:Here comes the rest of the members of Team McMahon in the ring…
Rhino:Well here comes Team Laree…
Mark:Its a brawl in the ring…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor and Stephanie McMahon duck out of the ring…
Mark:Victoria and Kelly Kelly are going at it…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is chasing Shaniqua and Crystal Taylor away from Ringside…
Mark:Rhaka Khan and Katie Lea are fighting on the outside…
Rhino:The ring is now basically cleared…
Mark:Wheres Alexis Laree?
Rhino:There she is… Right behind Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:This is going to be good…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just felt the presence of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is rolling in to the ring trying to get away from Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just reached under the ring and just pulled out Handcuffs and a singapore cane…
Mark:There is no place for Stephanie McMahon to go…
Rhino:Stephanie is in trouble now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is in the ring staring down Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:This is the showdown everyone wants to see…
Mark:Alexis Laree is lining up Stephanie McMahon… From behind Victoria attacks Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan just pulled Stephanie McMahon out of the ring and is getting her out of harms way…
Mark:Victoria is now fighting with Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree ducks a clothesline… Chick Kick!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is back in the ring and is now helping Alexis Laree handcuff Victoria to the ring ropes…
Mark:Singapore Cane Shot right to the back of Victoria…
Rhino:That shot was meant for Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Officials have come down to the ring to stop Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree really wants a piece of Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:I dont blame her… It will be Team McMahon vs Team Laree at Sabotage…But for now its time for Handicap Action…
Handicap Match
The Edge Heads vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Handicap Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 435 Pounds….Accompanied to the ring by Edge and Lita… The EWA Tag Team Champions…Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins… THE EDGEHEADS!
(“In the Middle of It Now” plays as The Edgeheads enter the arena…)
Mark:The Edgeheads are surrounding Doug Kinsella at the moment…
Rhino:You know that Doug Kinsella doesnt care about fighting Hawkins and Ryder… He wants a piece of the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:I know… And you can see he isnt even looking at them as he keeps looking down at Edge…
Rhino:Here come the Edge Heads…
Mark:Zack Ryder charges at Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella ducks and Ryder nails Hawkins…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella leaves the ring and is going right out after Edge…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is chasing Edge around the ring…
Rhino:Edge just put Lita in front of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella just shoves her aside…
Rhino:Edge is now being chased around the ring some more…
Mark:Edge is now sliding in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is sliding it right after him…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges at Edge…Edge escapes out of the ring…
Rhino:The Edgeheads are now behind Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Zack Ryder spins Doug Kinsella around… LONG ISLAND EXPRESS! By Hawkins and Ryder…
Rhino:The Edgeheads have laid out Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Zack Ryder covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners The EDGEHEADS!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was so focused in on Edge… The Edgeheads took advantage and picked up an easy victory here tonight…
Mark:Will we see Doug Kinsella and Edge go one on one at Sabotage… I have a good feeling that we might… But right now the EWA Total Impact Championship is going to be on the line…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Christian Taylor(c) vs Michael W. Kruel
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing First…The Challenger… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Kruel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Orlando, Fl… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Crystal Taylor… The EWA Total Impact Champion… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Christian Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Michael Kruel goes after Christian Taylor with right hands…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Michael Kruel ducks the right hand of Christian Taylor and now goes behind Christian Taylor and hooks him up… Full Nelson Slam!
Rhino:Nice and effective move right there by Michael W. Kruel driving Christian Taylor in to the mat…
Mark:Christian Taylor is now getting back up in to the corner…Michael Kruel goes right after him nailing him with kicks right to the midsection…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is not backing away from the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Michael Kruel whips Christian Taylor off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Michael Kruel with a high back body drop to Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Michael W. Kruel…
Rhino:The Challenger is in complete control right now…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now asking Roucka to get him a steel chair…
Rhino:Roucka provides the steel chair as Christian Taylor is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Michael Kruel charges in with the steel chair… Christian Taylor gets his boot up and knocks it back in to the face of the challenger Michael Kruel…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is now dazed after that shot…
Mark:Christian Taylor hooks up Michael Kruel and connects with a russian leg sweep…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now trying to compose himself and get back in control of this contest…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion right now opens up the steel chair… Michael Kruel is up and gets slammed right down on to the chair by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:The back of Michael Kruel has to be hurting right now…
Mark:Christian Taylor is now sitting on the back of Michael Kruel with a Camel Clutch!
Rhino:He is trying to get Michael Kruel to tap out…
Mark:Michael Kruel is trying to get some part of his body towards the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Michael Kruel says no and is able to get his foot on the rope for the Camel Clutch to be broken…
Rhino:The damage has been done though to the neck and back of the challenger…
Mark:Michael Kruel is slowly getting back up on to his feet…Christian Taylor is now setting him up… Vertabreaker! No! Michael Kruel escapes… Chop Lock!
Rhino:Michael Kruel just took the legs right out from underneath the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Christian Taylor is now staggering back up…Michael Kruel hooks him up… Kruel Escape!
Rhino:Nice armbreaker right there…
Mark:LIBERTY LOCK! By Michael Kruel…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is trying to really lock it in on Christian Taylor…
Mark:Christian Taylor is able to quickly get to the ropes before he was able to fully lock it in…
Rhino:If he locked it in it would have been all over…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now setting up Christian Taylor… KRUEL BOMB! NO! Christian Taylor escapes…. Michael Kruel turns around… LAST CLEANSING!
Rhino:What a kick that was…
Mark:Michael Kruel didn’t see that kick coming…
Rhino:Michael Kruel seems to be out after that kick…
Mark:ANGEL WINGS!
Rhino:Christian Taylor has his version of the Dragon Sleeper locked in…
Mark:Michael Kruel looks to be fading away…
Rhino:It will be only a matter of moments…
Mark:Michael Kruel Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:Christian Taylor survives the best efforts of Michael Kruel and walks out still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Can Christian Cage walk out with his EWA Television Championship… Its time to find…
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Rhino:It looks like it is time for the Highlight Reel…
Mark:Chris Jericho has a mic so I guess he is ready to interview the four men before they compete here tonight…
Jericho:Welcome to the HIGHLIGHT REEL!
(Pyro Goes Off)
Jericho:And tonight My Guests will be the four men who will be involved in the Sabotage Main Event… So lets not waste anytime daddyo… And lets bring out the man who took Triple H to the limits at the Extreme Bowl… The Impact Player JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Jericho:Now Jus…
Rhino:What A Shot!
Mark:Justin Credible just nailed Chris Jericho in the head with his Singapore Cane…
Rhino:It looks like Justin Credible isnt in a mood to talk right now…
Mark:Justin Credible is chasing him out of the ring with the singapore cane…
Rhino:So much for the Highlight Reel…
Mark:I guess it is time for action…
EWA Television Championship May-Hem
Triple H & Christian Cage(c) vs Justin Credible & Lone Jobber
*Who Ever Pins Christian Cage will be EWA Television Champion
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Already in the ring…From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE! His tag team partner… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Partner… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds…The EWA Television Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Christian Cage and Triple H are exchanging some words on who will start this match up…
Rhino:Triple H is telling Christian Cage to lead by example…
Mark:Christian Cage is going to start against Justin Credible…
Rhino:We saw how firey Justin Credible was just a couple of minutes ago…
Mark:If Christian Cage is pinned in this match up he will lose the EWA Television Championship… Christian Cage and Justin Credible locks up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are battling for a position…
Mark:Justin Credible with a kick to the midsection… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Christian Cage is dazed after that Jawbreaker…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Justin Credible… Justin Credible covers Christian Cage right away 1……………….2…….. Christian Cage kicks out…
Rhino:Christian Cage is getting back up on to his feet in his corner…
Mark:Christian and Triple H are exchanging words right now…
Rhino:Triple H is telling him to tag him in and he is saying he will show him how its done…
Mark:Triple H is now the legal man and he nails Justin Credible with right hands…Triple H whips Justin Credible off in to the ropes… The Game goes for a clothesline… Justin Credible ducks and now comes off the ropes… Crossbody! 1………………….2………………..Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is now getting back up on to his feet and is exchanging more words with Christian…
Mark:These two men are trying to one up each other and thus far it isnt working out as Triple H tags Christian back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is watching everything that is going on from the apron right now…
Mark:Christian Cage charges at Justin Credible… Drop Toe Hold! By Justin Credible and Christian Cage gets nothing but mat…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now holding open Christian Cage…
Mark:The tag is made as Lone Jobber is the legal man as he kicks Christian Cage right in the midsection…
Rhino:Christian Cage and Lone Jobber are the co-winners of the 2008 Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of shots to Christian Cage as he whips Christian Cage off in to the ropes… Reversal by Christian Cage…
Rhino:Cheap Shot!
Mark:Triple H nailed Lone Jobber right in the back with a knee and he is now staggers towards Christian who hooks him up with a swinging neckbreaker.. Christian Cage covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2……………… Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is now asking for a tag…
Mark:Christian tags in Triple H and just drops Lone Jobber instead of holding him open for Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H and Lone Jobber have a long history together…
Mark:That’s for sure… Triple H now hooks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a backbreaker… The Game goes for a cover 1………………2…………. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:Triple H scores with right hands as he now whips him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship isnt on the line tonight but it will be at Sabotage…
Mark:Triple H covers Lone Jobber again 1……………………2………………..3..No! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H drags Lone Jobber towards the corner and he tags in Christian Cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up… Reverse DDT! By Christian Cage laying out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Christian Cage with the cover 1……………………2…………….3….No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is down… FROG SPLASH! Missed! As Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Both men need to make a tag right now…
Mark:Triple H gets the tag from Christian…
Rhino:Lone Jobber tags in Justin Credible…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Justin Credible blocks and starts to open up for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:These two men really went at it at the Extreme Bowl which ended with both men taking each other out…
Mark:Triple H gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! Justin Credible with the cover 1………………….2………………3…No! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is staggering around… Superkick! Ducked! Spinebuster! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Triple H drilled Justin Credible in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H now rolls to the corner and tags in Christian Cage…
Rhino:Justin Credible tags out as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Christian Cage and nails him with a running dropkick…
Rhino:He caught the EWA Television Champion good with that shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a cover 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Christian Cage… Piledriver!
Rhino:Christian Cage could be in trouble right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a cover 1……………………..2…………………….3…No! Triple H comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:It looks like Triple H does have the back of Christian Cage after all…
Mark:Justin Credible is in the ring and clotheslines Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible’s momentum took him out of the ring as well…
Mark:Christian Cage and Lone Jobber are getting back up on to their feet…
Rhino:They are exchanging shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges with a clothesline… Christian Cage ducks and spins Lone Jobber around… Implant DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber could be done right now…
Mark:Christian Cage covers Lone Jobber 1……………………..2………………..3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian Cage is setting him up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up… Christian Cage has him set… UNPRETTIER! NO! Lone Jobber counters and shoves Christian Cage off in to the corner and right in to the referee…
Rhino:The referee is knocked out…
Mark:Christian Cage turns around… Both Lone Jobber and Christian charge at each other… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are struggling to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:Justin Credible just went hard right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Triple H is now looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Its time to get Sledgy…
Rhino:Both Lone Jobber and Christian Cage are staggering back up on to their feet…
Mark:Triple H is in the ring and is eyeing up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Triple H is sticking to his word and is going to help Christian Cage keep his title…
Mark:OH MY GOD! SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!
Rhino:What The Hell!
Mark:Triple H just laid out the EWA Television Champion Christian Cage with the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:That Rat Bastard…
Mark:Christian Cage is knocked out… Triple H now has Lone Jobber… PEDIGREE! Right on to Christian Cage…
Rhino:This is a down right screwjob by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H…
Mark:The referee is coming to… Lone Jobber is on top of Christian 1……………………..2………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:I cant believe it… Lone Jobber is the new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Triple H just screwed Christian Cage over tonight…
Rhino:The target on Triple H’s chest just got a whole hell of a lot bigger right now.. As Christian Cage is going to be coming after Triple H big time at Sabotage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is the New EWA Television Champion thanks to Triple H as the Sabotage Continues… We will see if Triple H can keep his gold at Sabotage… Good Night Everyone!
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