Beach Brawl 2008
Mark:We are live on the beaches of Waikiki… Here in Honolulu, Hawaii… And Rhino… There is only one thing on everyones mind and thats the Extreme Elimination Chamber which is tonights Main Event…
Rhino:Six Men will enter… One man will leave as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:It is going to be Josh Stewart defending the gold against Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has possession of the title we need to remember that…
Mark:Yes he does and the other men in the match up include Dante Daevain… The Rock… Vertigo and the returning William McConnell…
Rhino:The Commissioner added himself to the match up after Adam Syndal was taken out at Tuesday Night Carnage… Now can The Answer walk out as Champion? We will find out tonight…
Mark:Plus will Josh Stewart even make it to the Chamber tonight?
Rhino:He is on the loose and we are told in route… But we will see what happens…
Mark:Also tonight we will see Shawn Michaels defend the EWA Television Championship against Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Also Chris Jericho looks to keep his winning streak going when he defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against J-Twisted…
Mark:Its going to be an interesting night… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Justice Taylor vs LuFisto
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first… From Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 137 Pounds… LUFISTO!
(“Sold Me” plays as LuFisto enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:LuFisto and Justice Taylor lock up in the center of the ring… Both women are battling for position…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is backing her up in to the ropes…
Mark:LuFisto comes back at Justice Taylor nailing her with some hard forearm shots backing her back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:LuFisto is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:LuFisto now kicks Justice Taylor in the midsection and now hooks her up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………….2……………. Justice Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:LuFisto is backing Justice Taylor up in to the corner… Irish whip by LuFisto… Reversal by Justice Taylor… LuFisto comes out of the corner and Justice Taylor connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:LuFisto gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Justice Taylor now charges… Running Headscissors! By Justice Taylor taking LuFisto off of her feet…
Rhino:LuFisto is getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges at LuFisto in the corner and connects with a running splash…
Rhino:LuFisto is down in the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges in again… Bronco Buster! No! LuFisto gets her foot up right in to the midsection of Justice Taylor…
Rhino:That had to knock the wind right out of Justice Taylor…
Mark:Justice Taylor is dazed on her feet… LuFisto is back up on to her feet and she now goes behind Justice Taylor… German Suplex!
Rhino:Justice Taylor is in trouble after that german suplex…
Mark:LuFisto covers Justice Taylor again… 1…………..2………….3……No! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:LuFisto is in control right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor is up on her feet and she gets slammed straight down in to the canvas…
Rhino:LuFisto is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:LuFisto is going to fly… Diving Star! No!
Rhino:Justice Taylor rolls out of the way…
Mark:LuFisto missed with the flying headbutt… Justice Taylor is nailing LuFisto with hard shots and now kicks her in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:She could have her right here…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers LuFisto 1……….2………..3……….NO! LuFisto gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:LuFisto is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Facebuster!
Rhino:LuFisto was planted…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers her again 1……….2……..3………NO! LuFisto once again kicks out…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is in control and is looking to end things right now..
Mark:Justice Taylor picks up LuFisto… LuFisto with a kick right to the midsection and one right to the side of the head….
Rhino:Justice Taylor is dazed…
Mark:SITOUT SIDE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Justice Taylor is out…
Mark:LuFisto covers Justice Taylor 1………….2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LUFISTO!
Rhino:LuFisto with a strong debut here in the EWA…
Mark:LuFisto is looking to make a name for herself in the EWA Womens Division…Still to come can J-Twisted end the reign of Chris Jericho… But its back to the ring for more action…
Diamond Dallas Page vs Dangerous D vs Steven Eden
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!
(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Dangerous D nails DDP with a couple of straight right hands and Dangerous D now shoots him off in to the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Steven Eden with a dropkick to Dangerous D from behind knocking him out of the ring…
Rhino:DDP is back up on his feet…
Mark:Steven Eden goes behind DDP and connects with a back suplex… As Steven Eden goes right for the cover 1…………….2……………..Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:Steven Eden is now backing DDP up in to the corner…
Mark:Steven Eden connects with a few shots right to the jaw of Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:Steven Eden is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Steven Eden whips DDP in the farside corner… Steven Eden charges in… Clothesline! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D slid in to the ring and blindsided Steven Eden with that clothesline…
Mark:Dangerous D covers a stunned Steven Eden 1…………2……… Steven Eden kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now opening up with right hands…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Steven Eden off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is taking control of this match up…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Steven Eden 1………….2………….Steven Eden kicks out…
Rhino:Steven Eden is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D with a couple of shots and now hooks him up… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Steven Eden was planted…
Mark:Dangerous D once again goes for the cover 1……………2…………3….No! DDP comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas page is now connecting with shots on Dangerous D…
Mark:DDP whips Dangerous D off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP with a clothesline sending Dangerous D out of the ring…
Rhino:Steven Eden is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP now lines up Steven Eden… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Steven Eden counters and shoves DDP off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Steven Eden…
Mark:GARDEN OF EDEN!
Rhino:What a big splash that was…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page is now staggering out of the corner and Steven Eden is setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Eden is climbing up on to the top rope as well…
Mark:Steven Eden hooks up DDP… FORBIDDEN FRUIT! Connects!
Rhino:What a move that was… DDP is out…
Mark:Steven Eden hooks the leg… 1…………………2…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:D-BOMB! By Dangerous D right down on Steven Eden…
Rhino:That’s one way to break up a pin…
Mark:Dangerous D now covers DDP 1………….2…………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Dangerous D picked his spot and was able to pick up the victory here tonight at Beach Brawl…
Mark:We are being told that Josh Stewart is on the island…
Rhino:That’s a good thing…
Mark:But will he be able to make it in time for the Main Event? That’s the big question… As we now send it back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Bikini Brawl
Alexis Laree vs Jesse Martin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Bikini Brawl and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opp…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Jesse Martin just came out from behind and laid out Alexis Laree with a clothesline…
Rhino:She didn’t even wait for this match up to start…
Mark:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet dazed… Jesse Martin goes for a big kick… Ducked! By Alexis Laree who is fighting back with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to combat the early attack…
Mark:Hard kick right to the midsection by Jesse Martin to slow down Alexis Laree… G’D NITE!
Rhino:She just connected with that round house kick…
Mark:Jesse Martin isnt done though…
Rhino:This match up hasnt even started…
Mark:Jesse Martin now has Alexis Laree and she whips her hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Alexis Laree looks to be out of it…
Mark:Alexis Laree is a fighter and she is trying to pull herself back up…
Rhino:Jesse Martin has a steel chair…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull! Alexis Laree has been laid out with that Steel Chair…
Rhino:What has gotten in to Jesse?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:Jesse Martin is standing over Alexis Laree right now…
Mark:What is she trying to do now…
Rhino:Here comes Steele!
Mark:Steele is now getting up in the face is trying to get Jesse away from Alexis…
Rhino:Steele just physically moved Jesse away…
Mark:Steele is asking for help out her for Alexis Laree… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Jesse Martin just delivered a knock out blow right there to Steele…
Mark:What has gotten in to Jesse is the big question and I dont know if we will ever find out that answer…
Rhino:We were scheduled to see Steele in action later werent we?
Mark:We were but we are told that James Wolf couldn’t get a flight to the Honolulu in time so he wont be able to make it… But right now the main concern is the health of Alexis Laree… We hope to have more information when it is provided… But we have to head out in to the ocean for the King of the Ocean Match…
King of the Ocean Match
Lone Jobber vs Edge
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the King of The Ocean Match…Making his way to the Platform… First… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE! His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Well both men have made their way on to the platform that is in the middle of the ocean…
Mark:The way to win is by knocking your opponent off the platform and keep them off for 10 seconds…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was in this match up back in 2003 and he came up short against Nuclear Bomb…
Mark:Is the 2nd time the charm? We are going to see and Lone Jobber and Edge exchange right hands back and forth right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was the man that put Edge out of action a few months ago…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Edge in the midsection and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:El Presidente is putting the boots to the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Edge is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to keep his balance as the movement of the ocean causes the platform to move around…
Mark:Lone Jobber now kicks Edge in in the midsection… Piledriver! No! Edge with a back body drop…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge charges… Clothesline! Knocking Lone Jobber over the railing and in to the water…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has ten seconds to get back on to the platform…
Mark:3………….4…………5……. And Lone Jobber is able to get back on…
Rhino:Edge is now putting the boots to the El Presidente who is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge hooks up Lone Jobber… Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Edge is now lining up Mr. EWA…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up…
Mark:Edge charges… Spear! No! Lone Jobber leaps over Edge and Edge goes charging in to the railing…
Rhino:Edge is dazed…
Mark:Dropkick! From behind knocking Edge over the railing and in to the water…
Rhino:Now Edge needs to get back on the platform in 10 seconds…
Mark:4…..5……..6………….7……… Edge is able to swim back up on the platform…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now ready to go back to work…
Mark:Edge is up on his feet and Lone Jobber slams him straight down…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be setting up Edge for maybe the Gimmick…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK! NO! Edge blocks it and now kicks Lone Jobber in to the midsection… Implant DDT!
Rhino:El Presidente has been knocked out it seems like…
Mark:Edge is now trying to toss Lone Jobber off the platform…
Rhino:Edge has Lone Jobber almost off the platform…
Mark:Lone Jobber just got tossed over the platform…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now has ten seconds to get back on…
Mark:5……..6………7……….8…….9………10! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber made it back on…
Mark:Edge can not believe it…
Rhino:Lone Jobber seems to be dazed as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge charges… SPEAR! NO! Lone Jobber moves out of the way… Edge turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Edge is out…
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses Edge off the platform…
Rhino:Edge has ten seconds to get back on…
Mark:6……..7…….8………9……10…… NO! Edge gets back on the platform…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he was done…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now hooking up Edge… THE GIMMICK! NO! Edge counters… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been stopped in his tracks…
Mark:SPEAR! By Edge as he knocks Lone Jobber over the railing in to the water…
Rhino:Both men are in the water…
Mark:Edge is trying to swim to the platform…
Rhino:The referee is up to six…
Mark:7…….8………..9………….Edge is on the platform…10………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner EDGE!
Rhino:Edge is the King of the Ocean…
Mark:Lone Jobber is 0-2 when it comes to trying to become King of the Ocean…Still to come Shawn Michaels defends the EWA Television Championship against Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… But its back to the ring for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Stephanie McMahon(c) vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Stephanie McMahon locks up with Lilith Evans backing her up in to the corner..
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is ducking her head between the ropes and is telling the referee to have Lilith Evans back away…
Mark:Both women lock back up in the center of the ring… Stephanie McMahon with a Side Headlock in on Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans is trying to fight her way out of it with elbows right to the midsection…
Rhino:She is trying break the grip of Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Lilith Evans shoves Stephanie McMahon off in to the ropes… Stephanie McMahon comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon got knocked down to the canvas…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon gets back up on to her feet and Lilith Evans scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas… Lilith Evans now comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop! Missed as Stephanie McMahon rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon with a couple of forearm shots to Lilith Evans as she backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is choking Lilith Evans in the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now pulls Lilith Evans out of the corner… Vertical Suplex! By Stephanie McMahon as she goes right for the cover 1………………………..2…………..Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon has gone back to choking her challenger Lilith Evans…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now pulling Lilith Evans back up on to her feet and she now hooks up Lilith Evans… Hangwomens Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is not looking so good right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Lilith Evans again 1…………………………2……………………..Lilith Evans once again kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to make her way back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon charges in at Lilith Evans in the corner… Lilith Evans gets her boot up right in the face of the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is spinning around…
Mark:Running Headscissors by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Stephanie McMahon… Driven!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is in trouble after that neckbreaker…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Stephanie McMahon 1……………………2………………3……No! Stephanie McMahon kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is trying to get back up on to her feet right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is back up on her feet… Lilith Evans hooks up Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:CLIFFHANGER!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now as we could be looking at a new EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg of Stephanie McMahon 1………………………….2…………………..3………….NO! Stephanie McMahon gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is looking to end things right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Stephanie McMahon… TORTURED! NO! Stephanie McMahon counters… Backslide! 1…………………….2…………..3……..NO! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon almost escaped with the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Both women are back up on their feet… Lilith Evans charges… Stephanie McMahon ducks the clothesline and now shoots Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon goes behind Lilith Evans… Sleeper Hold!
Rhino:This is not a good position for Lilith Evans to be in right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is trying to put the challenger to sleep right now…
Rhino:You can see Lilith Evans is fading away…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is telling the referee to check on Lilith Evans…
Rhino:It looks as though she is passing out…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Lilith Evans and it goes down…
Rhino:Two more times and this match up is going to be over…
Mark:The referee once again lifts up the arm of Lilith Evans and it goes down for a second time…
Rhino:It looks as though Stephanie McMahon has put Lilith Evans a sleep…
MarkThe referee lifts up the arm of Lilith Evans one last time and it goes down… NO! Lilith Evans is still alive…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to fight back in to this match up…
Mark:Lilith Evans with elbows to the midsection… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Both women are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon tried to put Lilith Evans away with the sleeper hold but it was not to be…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans is back up on to her feet as well… Stephanie McMahon goes for a forearm shot… Lilith Evans blocks and now hammers back with right hands of her own…
Rhino:She is really rocking those shots in on the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Lilith Evans whips Stephanie McMahon off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Lilith Evans could have Stephanie McMahon right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1………………………2………………….3………….NO! Stephanie McMahon kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans really thought she had her right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is staggering back up on to her feet right now… Lilith Evans hooks her up.. TORTURED! NO! Stephanie McMahon counters it… DDT!
Rhino:Lilith Evans was planted…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now covers Lilith Evans 1…………………………2………………….3………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon can not believe it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now waiting for Lilith Evans to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:This could be the end of Lilith Evans right here and now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks up Lilith Evans… PILEDRIVER! NO! Lilith Evans with a back drop…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon gets back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Stephanie McMahon… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s it right now..
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Stephanie McMahon 1………………………2…………………….3…………….NO! Stephanie McMahon gets her foot on the rope…
Rhino:Lilith Evans can not believe it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is looking to end it once again…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Stephanie McMahon… CLIFFHANGER! NO! Stephanie McMahon escapes… SCHOOL GIRL! 1……………………Stephanie’s Feet are on the ropes… 2……………………………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Womens Champion STEPHANIE MCMAHON!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just stole the victory here tonight…
(“The Answer” plays in the arena as William McConnell walks out on stage)
McConnell:Excuse me one second. Before this goes any further, something needs to be corrected, because around these parts, we play on a fair and competitive playing field and Stephanie, your feet on the ropes, that’s what we call Cheating. So Mr. Referee, ring the bell, we are Restaring this Match Up… RIGHT NOW!
Rhino:Look at the commissioner doing his job…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is screaming at William McConnell…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is back up…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon turns around… TORTURED!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans has Done It!
Mark:We have a new EWA Womens Champion in Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in complete shock…
Mark:Lilith Evans is leaving with the gold… Will Chris Jericho do the same? Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs J-Twisted
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:Chris Jericho nails J-Twisted with some chops across the chest as the bell sounds… Chris Jericho is backing J-Twisted in to the ropes and now sends him for a ride… J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Hip Toss! No! Blocked by J-Twisted who hip tosses Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets right back up…
Mark:Spinning Back Elbow! By J-Twisted knocking Chris Jericho off of his feet…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is getting back up on his feet after taking that shot right to the jaw…
Mark:Chris Jericho gets up and J-Twisted charges and connects with a Flying Kick! Knocking Chris Jericho off of his feet and Chris Jericho is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho wants to slow down the pace of the match up…
Mark:J-Twisted goes out after Chris Jericho and nails him with a couple of shots right now on the outside of the ring… J-Twisted rakes the eyes of Chris Jericho and rams him face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is stumbling around ringside…
Mark:Chris Jericho rolls back in to the ring… J-Twisted follows him in to the ring… Chris Jericho with a quick running baseball slide nailing J-Twisted right in the midsection…
Rhino:Chris Jericho caught him coming in and is now going to go right to work…
Mark:Chris Jericho stomps away at the back of the challenger J-Twisted…Chris Jericho pulls J-Twisted back up on to his feet and Chris Jericho connects with a backbreaker…
Rhino:Chris Jericho didn’t let go of the backbreaker…
Mark:Chris Jericho is stretching the back of J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is in pain right now…
Mark:The referee asks J-Twisted if he wants to give it up… J-Twisted shakes his head no and pokes Chris Jericho right in the eye…
Rhino:That’s one way to break up that move…
Mark:J-Twisted is back up on his feet and he charges at Chris Jericho… Jericho ducks the clothesline and pulls J-Twisted backwards and drops him right across his knee…
Rhino:Chris Jericho doing more damage to the lower back of J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted holds on to his back as he gets back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Slam! By Y2J…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in control of J-Twisted at the moment…
Mark:Chris Jericho now hooks up J-Twisted… WALLS OF JERICHO! No! J-Twisted fights out of it…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho goes for a kick… J-Twisted grabs the leg of Chris Jericho… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chop Lock!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now holding on to his right knee…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Chris Jericho… Figure Four!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble in the center of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho is trying to find a way to get to the ropes and to make sure that he can escape this hold with out too much damage being done…
Rhino:Chris Jericho tried to turn J-Twisted over but couldn’t and he is still stuck in the ring…
Mark:J-Twisted continues to apply pressue with the Figure Four…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking if Chris Jericho wants to give it up and Chris Jericho screams no…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is almost to the ropes…
Mark:Chris Jericho reaches out and grabs the ropes but the damage has been done to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted trips of Chris Jericho… Sharpshooter!
Rhino:J-Twisted continues to do damage to Y2J…
Mark:Chris Jericho is crawling to the ropes as J-Twisted puts pressure on him with the Sharpshooter…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to counter the Sharpshooter now…
Mark:Chris Jericho trips of J-Twisted and is now out of the Sharpshooter… Chris Jericho has J-Twisted by the legs… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:What a reversal by Chris Jericho…
Mark:J-Twisted is trapped in the Walls of Jericho right now as J-Twisted tries to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is having trouble staying on his feet as the damage was done to his leg…
Mark:The referee asks J-Twisted if he wants to give it up… J-Twisted says no and Chris Jericho’s knee gives out…
Rhino:J-Twisted and Chris Jericho are getting up on to their feet slowly…
Mark:Chris Jericho with a couple of shots to J-Twisted… J-Twisted comes back with a couple of shots of his own…
Rhino:Both men are hurting at the moment…
Mark:J-Twisted whips Chris Jericho in to the ropes… Chris Jericho’s leg gives out on him…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is hurting as he is holding on to his knee…
Mark:The referee is checking on Chris Jericho and he is telling J-Twisted to back away…
Rhino:I dont know if Chris Jericho can continue…
Mark:The referee is saying that he can as Chris Jericho is trying to get back up… J-Twisted charges… Clothesline! Ducked… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho suckered J-Twisted in and connected with the Code Breaker…
Mark:Chris Jericho is rolling to the outside of the ring and is picking up a Steel Chair…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho has done some damage in recent weeks with the Steel Chair and J-Twisted looks like to be his next victim…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has J-Twisted lined up…
Mark:Chris Jericho swings… J-Twisted ducks the Chair Shot… J-Twisted grabs the Chair… Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Y2J gets laid out with that Steel Chair…
Mark:J-Twisted could have just knocked out Chris Jericho…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Chris Jericho…
Mark:J-Twisted is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:The referee says Chris Jericho can continue as he staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted is hooking of Chris Jericho… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Chris Jericho escapes… Chris Jericho hooks up J-Twisted… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:That’s it!
Mark:J-Twisted is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is screaming for him to give it up…
Mark:J-Twisted is trying to reach for the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is screaming Tap to J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted taps… The ropes and now the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Chris Jericho now has a steel chair…
Mark:Chris Jericho is looking for the knock out shot on J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho has the Steel Chair… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! J-Twisted ducks the chair shot…
Rhino:J-Twisted now has the steel chair…
Mark:STEEL MEETS SKULL! By J-Twisted as he lays out Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho looks to be out of it…
Mark:J-Twisted picks up Chris Jericho… ONE HITTA QUITTA! ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is out cold…
Mark:The referee checks on Chris Jericho… THE BELL SOUNDS… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted has ended the reign of Chris Jericho here tonight at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Is this a sign of things to come? Lets find out as we send it to the ring for our next Championship Match up of the evening…
EWA Television Championship Palm Tree Panic Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Palm Tree Panic Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand on Brian Henderson… Brian Henderson blocks and nails Shawn Michaels with a couple of straight right hands knocking him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now opening up on The Heartbreak Kid in the corner…
Mark:Brian Henderson now whips Shawn Michaels in to the farside corner…. Shawn Michaels staggers out of the corner and Brian Henderson scores with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dazed as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian Henderson now scoops up Shawn Michaels and has him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Brian Henderson is coming out firing right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2…………………..Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Some people are probably wondering what the rules of the Palm Tree Panic Match up are…
Mark:I bet some are… Do explain…
Rhino:Well its simple… Its like a Pole Match… If you climb up and get something off the Palm Tree’s that are in the corner… You can use whatever it is that you can find up there in the Palm Trees…
Mark:Right now Shawn Michaels could use a get out of dodge card as he is being hammered back in to the ropes… Brian Henderson hooks up Shawn Michaels and drops him right across the top rope with a suplex…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Shawn Michaels to be in right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson gets a full head of steam and runs in to the ropes knocking Shawn Michaels off the ropes and right down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Half Dollar is really pulling out all of the stops as he wants to become the next EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Brian Henderson goes to the outside of the ring and is now rolling Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Half Dollar is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline! Dropkick! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That didn’t pay off for Brian Henderson…
Mark:Brian Henderson is now struggling to get back up on to his feet.. Shawn Michaels scores with some hard knife edge chops right across the chest of Half Dollar…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is backing Brian Henderson up in to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Brian Henderson off in to the farside… Brian Henderson staggers out of the corner… Swinging Neckbreaker! Shawn Michaels goes for the quick cover 1……………….2………… Brian Henderson kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is climbing up the corner right now and is looking up in one of the palm tree…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches up and pulls down a coconut…
Rhino:I dont think that’s the weapon Shawn Michaels was looking for…
Mark:Brian Henderson is getting back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels leaps off the top rope and cracks the Coconut over the head of Brian Henderson…
Rhino:Shades of Piper and Snuka with someone using a coconut on their opponent…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Brian Henderson 1……………………..2……………. Half Dollar kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is trying to get in to a real groove right now…
Mark:Half Dollar is back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with an Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Brian Henderson is staggering around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Brian Henderson and he slams him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches up in to the palm tree…
Rhino:Money is falling!
Mark:Looks like a bunch of Pocket Change…
Rhino:Is Jobber Around? I know he always like pocket change…
Mark:There was no need for that…
Rhino:I know…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now comes off the top rope… Flying Elbow! Missed!
Rhino:Brian Henderson moved out of the way…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet… Brian Henderson opens up on Shawn Michaels with straight right hands…
Rhino:Half Dollar is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Brian Henderson whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Brian Henderson goes right for the cover 1…………………..2…………………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Brian Henderson hooks up Shawn Michaels… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was planted…
Mark:Brian Henderson covers Shawn Michaels again 1……………..2…………3………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Brian Henderson was a half of second away from becoming EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Brian Henderson is climbing up and is reaching up in to one of the Palm Trees..
Rhino:Looks like Half Dollar has found something useful…
Mark:Brian Henderson has a pair of brass knuckles as Shawn Michaels staggers up on to his feet… Big Right Hand! With the Brass Knuckles…
Rhino:That could have been the knock out shot right there…
Mark:Brian Henderson covers Shawn Michaels once again 1……………..2………….3………..NO! Shawn Michaels once again kicks out…
Rhino:Brian Henderson thought that Shawn Michaels was done right there…
Mark:Brian Henderson locks up Shawn Michaels… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is trapped in the Pocket Change…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Brian Henderson really has the Pocket Change locked in…
Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is saying no…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is close to the ropes and he is able to get there…
Rhino:The Damage has been down to the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Brian Henderson knows that any minute now he will be leaving Beach Brawl as the new EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to slowly get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian Henderson kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… POWERBOMB! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes… Brian Henderson turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Brian Henderson 1……………………………2…………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid survives Beach Brawl with the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid survives… But will Josh Stewart survive the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the EWA World Champion… Lets find out right now as we send it down to the ring for the introductions…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Extreme Elimination Chamber
Special Referee-Triple H
Josh Stewart(c) vs The Rock vs Big Daddy Ace vs Vertigo vs Dante Daevain vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Special Referee… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… JOSH STEWART!
(“Never Gonna Stop” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Josh Stewart?
Mark:I guess he wasn’t able to get here in time…
Rhino:Well I guess we are going to have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:It looks that way…
Pa Announcer:Now from Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Indestructible” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO!
(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Commissioner… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the chamber is being locked and it looks like its going to feature only five men…
Rhino:Which is a real shame…
(Sirens Going Off)
Rhino:Whats going on now?
Mark:A truck is coming across the beach right now…
Rhino:Two men are getting out of the truck…
Mark:Its Josh Stewart!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion has arrived…
Mark:Someone with the name Davidson on his back is leading Josh Stewart to the chamber and has just open the door for Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is being instructed by Triple H to go in to the chamber…
Mark:The Chamber is now being locked and Triple H calls for the bell…
Rhino:That guy Davidson looked really familiar..
Mark:He did… But he is gone and now we can focus in on the Main Event as it is William McConnell and The Rock starting things out…
Rhino:Besides the Royal Rumble this is William McConnell’s first match up since Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:The Rock and William McConnell lock up in the center of the ring… The Rock shoves William McConnell off the ropes… PYB comes off the ropes… The Rock goes for a clothesline… William McConnell ducks the clothesline and now springs off the ropes… Crossbody! PYB covers The Rock as Triple H makes the first count of the evening 1…………………2……… The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are back up on their feet…
Mark:William McConnell now with a couple of right hands now on The Rock and now kicks him in the midsection… Piledriver! No! The Rock counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:PYB gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock charges and he clothesline William McConnell over the top rope and right down on to the Steel Floor…
Rhino:One side of this chamber has smoke… One side has weapons… It looks like one side is a Barbed Wire Pit and the other is fireworks… Which is the side they are in…
Mark:The fireworks and smoke will go off when a new man is entered in to the match up…
Rhino:The Rock now has William McConnell by the legs…
Mark:The Rock with a Slingshot! Sending William McConnell in to the Chamber Wall!
Rhino:The Answer is staggering around…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By The Rock driving PYB right in to the steel… The Rock goes for the cover as Triple H makes the count 1………………..2…………… PYB kicks out…
Rhino:PYB is slow to get up now…
Mark:The Rock clotheslines William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:It seems like PYB is showing some ring rust here in the early going…
Mark:The Rock is now lining up PYB as he gets back up on to his feet… The Rock whips PYB off in to the corner…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks and Smoke go off in the chamber)
Rhino:Who is it going to be?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has been let out of his chamber and is now looking to make his Big Time Impact in this match up… The Rock charges in at PYB… McConnell gets his boot up in the face of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring… SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace right on The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock could be out of it right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers The Rock 1……………………..2………………..3…….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there as The Rock was almost eliminated from this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now has The Rock and tosses him over the top rope on to the Steel Floor…
Rhino:Look over at Josh Stewart… He seems to be bouncing around in his chamber…
Mark:The EWA World Champion is itching to get in this match up… But right now he is going to have to wait… As The Rock gets up on his feet… Big Daddy Ace grabs The Rock by the head and tosses him right in to the chamber wall…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering backwards…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… Reverse DDT! Big Daddy Ace once again covers The Rock 1………………………2……………….3…No! The Rock kicks out once again…
Rhino:William McConnell just grabbed a chair from the weapons portion of the chamber…
Mark:William McConnell opens the chair… PYB charges and Springs off the chair… Flying Clothesline! By William McConnell right on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Very nice move by The Answer right there…
Mark:The Answer tosses Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is up on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No! Big Daddy Ace moves out of the way and William McConnell crashes in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to wait for PYB to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up and Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam! No! PYB slides off the shoulder of Big Daddy Ace and shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks and Smoke go off in the chamber)
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:The Rock was in the fireworks part of the chamber and he had to duck the fireworks…
Rhino:Well here comes Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now walking up behind The Rock… Dante Daevain spins The Rock around and has him up… Side Walk Slam! By Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and PYB just knocked heads and are down on the mat…
Mark:The Rock is trying to crawl back in to the ring… Dante Daevain however isnt letting that happen as he grabs The Rock and puts him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for The Rock to be in…
Mark:Dante Daevain goes to toss The Rock in to the chamber wall… The Rock slides off the shoulder of Dante Daevain and shoves him in the chamber…Clothesline! By The Rock knocking Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and PYB are back up on their feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of right hands to McConnell and he now scoops up The Answer and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going in to the weapons portion of the chamber and is bringing a singapore cane in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell is back up and gets nailed right in the head with that singapore cane…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot with that cane…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers William McConnell as Triple H makes the count 1………………….2………………3…No! PYB gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now using the cane to choke out The Answer…
Mark:The Rock is now back in the ring and he stomps right on the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Rock is backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner…
Mark:The Rock is hammering in on Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is back in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has been setup on the top rope…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain sets up PYB… Russian Leg Sweep…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble on the top rope…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks and Smoke go off in the chamber)
Mark:Superplex! By The Rock on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out of it…
Mark:Vertigo has been let out of his chamber as The Rock covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………………..2……………..3….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Vertigo has made his way over to the Weapons filled portion of the chamber…
Rhino:It looks as though Vertigo has something he wants to use…
Mark:Vertigo has a steel chair in hand… Vertigo springs off the ropes… Flying Steel Chair! By The Godfather of Extreme right down on to The Rock…
Rhino:That could have just knocked The Rock out…
Mark:Vertigo covers The Rock 1…………………….2…………………3…NO! The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Dante Daevain just tossed William McConnell through the ropes and out on to the Steel…
Mark:Josh Stewart is still jumping around his chamber as he is trying to break out…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:German Suplex! By Dante Daevain and William McConnell lands right on the back of his head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Vertigo are now double teaming The Rock…
Mark:The Godfamily whips The Rock in to the ropes… Double Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark:Vertigo covers The Rock 1……………………..2………………. Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:Triple H is running towards McConnell and Daevain now as Daevain has The Answer pinned…
Mark:Triple H makes the count 1………………….2………………3….No! The Answer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now waiting for PYB to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo is now putting The Rock up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not a good position for The Rock to be in…
Mark:Vertigo has The Rock setup… FEAR FACTOR! NO! The Rock blocks it and now spins Vertigo around on the middle rope…
Rhino:The Rock is pulling Vertigo up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Rock has Vertigo setup… ROCK BOTTOM! OFF THE TOP ROPE ON TO THE STEEL!
Rhino:Vertigo looks to be out of it…
Mark:All the Rock needs to do is make the cover…
Rhino:Dante Daevain has William McConnell lined up…
Mark:THE FALL OF MAN! NO! The Answer counters… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR!
Rhino:Dante Daevain just got knocked right through the chamber…
Mark:The Rock finally covers Vertigo 1…………………………2…………………3………..NO! Vertigo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:I think The Rock took too long to finally cover Vertigo and it gave him time to kick out…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks and Smoke go off in the chamber)
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:The Rock and Vertigo have been covered by the Smoke as the EWA World Champion has been let out of his chamber…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Josh Stewart are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has been part of the cause of why Josh Stewart has gone a little bit insane the last week or so… Big Daddy Ace goes for a right hand… Josh Stewart blocks and now starts opening up on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Look at the EWA World Champion go…
Mark:Low Dropkick! By Josh Stewart knocking Big Daddy Ace down to one knee… Backflip Kick! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get up…
Mark:Big Time Clothesline by Josh Stewart to the Big Tyme Playa… As Josh Stewart now covers Big Daddy Ace as Triple H makes the count 1……………………..2………………..Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Vertigo is slowly back up on his feet…
Mark:The Rock lines him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Vertigo counters and now grabs The Rock by the head and runs up the cage wall… Tornado DDT! By The Godfather of Extreme…
Rhino:The Rock could be done…
Mark:Vertigo makes the cover as Triple H makes the count 1…………………….2………………….3…….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:PYB is now back in the ring with Dante Daevain…
Mark:The Answer lines up Dante Daevain… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Dante Daevain ducks it a second time and now grabs William McConnell by the neck…
Rhino:This is not going to be a good thing…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! OVER THE TOP ROPE RIGHT DOWN IN TO THE BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:The Answer just got driven in to the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Welcome back to the EWA William McConnell… Here is some Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now trying to pull him out of the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has a chair…
Mark:Josh Stewart throws the chair at Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just caught the chair…
Mark:RETURN OF THE STEW! RIGHT IN TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:A 720 Roundhouse Kick by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Very impressive…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………………………2…………………..3……….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Vertigo is climbing up on to one of the small chamber pods…
Mark:Dante Daevain has William McConnell out of the barbed wire and makes the cover 1………………………….2…………………..3……….NO! The Answer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now looking up and sees Vertigo on the top of the chamber…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now climbing up the ropes and he stops Vertigo up on top of the chamber…
Rhino:The Rock is back in the ring and is trading blows with the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Vertigo was looking to make a big impact… But now he is caught at the top of the chamber…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to fight Dante Daevain off…
Mark:Vertigo kicks Dante Daevain in the head and Dante Daevain slips down to the middle rope…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to regain his balance…
Mark:Josh Stewart whips The Rock in to the ropes… Reversal by The Rock… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Spine on the Pine with the Spinebuster!
Rhino:Vertigo is standing on top of the chamber…
Mark:Dante Daevain trips him up…
Rhino:Look at William McConnell he is bleeding from the barbed wire…
Mark:OH MY GOD! CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER! IN TO THE BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:Vertigo is out…
Mark:The Godfather of Extreme isnt moving…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is climbing back in to the ring…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes…PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:That could be it… We could have our first elimination right here…
Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1………………………….2……………….3………NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain just pulled Vertigo out of the barbed wire…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Vertigo 1……………………….2………………….3…………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Vertigo Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to five men in this match up…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock has the EWA World Champion lined up…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:INCOMING! SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace from the top rope right down on to The Rock…
Rhino:We completely lost track of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers The Rock 1………………………….2……………………3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The Rock has been eliminated!
Rhino:That quickly we are down to four men left in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers the fallen Josh Stewart 1………………………..2………………….3……..NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around and walks right in to Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Dante Daevain are trading shots right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is laid out…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………………2…………..3…….No! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:William McConnell has made his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Answer has the singapore cane… Dante Daevain turns around and PYB nails Dante Daevain right in the face with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Dante Daevain looks to be dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:Willam McConnell sets up Dante Daevain… Q&A! NO! Dante Daevain blocks it and sends William McConnell in to the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Boot! By Dante Daevain laying out PYB…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart is back up as well and kicks the chair towards Big Daddy Ace… Josh Stewart goes behind Big Daddy Ace… EYE FOR AN EYE! On to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:A Spinning Unprettier… That has to be it…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg of Big Daddy Ace as Triple H makes the count 1………………………….2…………………….3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Big Daddy Ace has been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to three men…Dante Daevain… Josh Stewart and William McConnell…
Mark:Josh Stewart kicks Dante Daevain in the midsection… BRAIN STEW! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain blocked it…
Mark:Dante Daevain goes behind Josh Stewart… THE LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks the leg 1………………………2…………………3……….NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:If Triple H’s hand hit the mat for the three we were going to have a new World Champion as Josh Stewart would have been gone…
Mark:William McConnell is back up on his feet and Dante Daevain clotheslines him over the top rope and in to the Steel…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Josh Stewart is struggling to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain walks in to the weapons part of the chamber and is bringing a couple of new steel chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:The chairs have been opened up and I think Dante Daevain has some evil plans for them…
Mark:The Devil Himself Dante Daevain is looking to put away the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to end it…
Mark:Josh Stewart is back up on to his feet… THE FALL OF MAN! IN TO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
Rhino:That’s it right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks the leg 1…………2………………10.0 FROG SPLASH BY THE ANSWER! To Break up the pin…
Rhino:William McConnell got all of that 10.0 Frog Splash and landed right down on to Dante Daevain…
Mark:William McConnell turns Dante Daevain over and hooks the leg 1……………………………….2………………….3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Dante Daevain has been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to two… Josh Stewart and William McConnell…
Mark:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is wiping the blood from his eyes…
Mark:PYB goes for a right hand… Josh Stewart connects with a right hand of his own as well…
Rhino:These two men are slugging it out right now…
Mark:William McConnell whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Clothesline! Ducked…Josh Stewart comes off the other side… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up The Answer… BRAIN STEW!
Rhino:That’s it right here and now…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1……..2……….3…………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Triple H says William McConnell got his shoulder up…
Mark:Josh Stewart can not believe it…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now picking up a steel chair…
Mark:The Answer is staggering up on to his feet… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! The Answer ducks… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! IN TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has been knocked out…
Mark:Josh Stewart is bleeding as well… As William McConnell hooks the leg as Triple H makes the count 1………………..2………….3………………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:How the hell did Josh Stewart kick out…
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:William McConnell is frustrated right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart is staggering up on to his feet and William McConnell slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Star Attraction is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:This could be it right here and now… 10.0 FROG SPLASH! MISSED!
Rhino:Josh Stewart rolled out of the way…
Mark:William McConnell is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has a steel chair…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT! CONNECTS!
Rhino:That’s it right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers William McConnell 1……………………2………….3……………NO!
Rhino:What!
Mark:These two men are giving it everything they have just to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Mark:He isnt done…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is really crazy Mark… As he is climbing up on to the top of the chamber…
Mark:William McConnell is down…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is up on the chamber…
Mark:This could either be really bad or really good…
Rhino:INCOMING!
Mark:BROKEN SANITY! MISSED!
Rhino:The Corkscrew 630 Missed as Josh Stewart crashed and burned…
Mark:Josh Stewart is struggling up on to his feet… William McConnell sets him up… Q&A!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is out…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg as Triple H makes the count 1………………..2……………………….3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:PYB did it!
Mark:William McConnell returns to in ring competition and is now the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The fans are in shock…
Mark:William McConnell is in shock as well… As we have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Triple H is staring down William McConnell…
Mark:The Game as the referee has to hand William McConnell the EWA World Title belt…
Rhino:You can tell Triple H doesn’t want to do it…
Mark:Triple H hands him the title… William McConnell is the New EWA World Heavyweight Champion… We are out of time… Good Night Everyone… THE ANSWER HAS THE GOLD!
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