Seasons Beatings 2008

(“No More Sorrow hits over the P.A. as the fans get on their feet for acting Vice President Big Daddy Ace. He appears from behind the curtain in a very nice looking suit, microphone in hand. He stops on the ramp and the music dies)

Big Daddy Ace: First and foremost, allow me to welcome you all to Seasons Beatings 2008! [crowd cheers] Now, as many of you know, I have been acting as Vice President this week, and the fun ends tonight. [crowd boos] After tonight, the title of Vice President goes back on Shane McMahon, who gets his office, his assistant, and all the luxuries and powers that come with that title. Now, don’t get too worried, I have implemented some things in certain contracts, gave some people more pay, and on top of that, made a change in Shane McMahon’s contract. See, I mentioned it before, but I just wanted to remind him. Shane, should you win that Total Impact Championship tonight, it’s not going to just sit on your desk while you get by sitting in that chair. No, I don’t think so. See, I met with the board of directors on Wednesday, and they agree, that should you win that match, and seeing how you are an active member on the eWa roster… you will have to defend it each and every single week until you lose it. [crowd cheers] But, not only that, it’s not going to be defended in normal singles competitions. We’re talking Ladder matches, cage matches, street fights. [crowd cheers]

And the other point of business I have to say before we kick off tonight, is that there has been something brewing in the back, and tonight, all will be revealed. Who was it that drove the get away car the night I was banned and speared Triple H? Who have I been on the phone with numerous times when the camera crew catches me for a promo. Everything will be revealed, tonight. So with that, HERE IS SEASONS BEATINGS!

(The crowd cheers as “No More Sorrow” hits over the P.A. and Big Daddy Ace disappears to the back)

Mark:What a way to kick off Seasons Beatings here in Richmond with the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and for tonight the Acting EWA Vice President Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:We are going to see Big Daddy Ace later tonight in the Main Event…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace will be the Special Referee in the EWA Total Impact Championship Match when Subway defends against Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Shane McMahon says history will be made tonight? Will it… We shall see..

Mark:The EWA Television Championship will be on the line as well when Shawn Michaels defends the gold in a Deck The Halls Match against Steven Eden…

Rhino:Can Steven Eden end the reign of the Heartbreak Kid?

Mark:Its going to be an interesting night… Which includes the return of the Holiday Bowl and the Candy Canning Match…

Rhino:Should be a wild night…

Mark:Let the Beatings Begin… As we get set for our Opening Contest…

The Rock vs Corey Craven

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Manhattan New York… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… COREY CRAVEN!

(“Forsaken” plays as Corey Craven enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in ay 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:The Rock and Corey Craven are ready to go here at Seasons Beatings as the referee calls for the bell… The Rock nails Corey Craven with right hands…

Rhino:Corey Craven is being hammered right now…

Mark:The Rock backs Corey Craven up in to the ropes and now sends him off in to the farside… Corey Craven comes off the ropes… The Rock goes for a clothesline… Corey Craven ducks underneath and now comes back off the ropes… Crossbody! 1………………..2……… The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:The Rock gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dropkick! By Corey Craven catching The Rock right in the face…

Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…

Mark:Corey Craven goes for another cover 1………………..2………….Kickout by The Rock once again…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up as Corey Craven goes behind him…

Mark:Reverse DDT! By Corey Craven…

Rhino:Nice move to lay The Rock down as now Corey Craven is heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Moonsault! No! The Rock gets his knees up…

Rhino:That will knock the wind right out of you…

Mark:The Rock now hooks up Corey Craven… Belly to Belly Suplex! Sending Corey Craven across the suplex…

Rhino:Corey Craven is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Corey Craven turns around… Samoan Drop! As The Rock now goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Corey Craven…

Rhino:The Rock has taken back control of this match up as he waits for Corey Craven to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock hooks him up… Spinebuster!

Rhino:Corey Craven is in trouble now…

Mark:The Rock goes for another cover 1…………………..2…………….3…..No! Corey Craven gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock thought he had Corey Craven right there…

Mark:It seems like The Rock has Corey Craven right where he wants him…

Rhino:Corey Craven is having a hard time getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock has him lined up… ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:The Rock isnt done… As he stands over Corey Craven…

Rhino:You know whats coming now…

Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it now…

Mark:The Rock hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………..3…. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Rock with a nice win to get back on the winning side of things here in the EWA…

Mark:Still to come tonight Shawn Michaels defends the EWA Television Championship against Steven Eden…. As we now go backstage…

(Camera cuts to backstage showing a UPS man walking through the back pushing a dolly with a few large boxes. He stops outside the office door of Lone Jobber and unstacks a few of the boxes before placing one of them in front of the door. He then continues down the hall before stopping in front of the locker room door of Dangerous D and J-Twisted. He places the top two boxes in front of their door and continues down to Kelly Kelly’s locker room placing the final package in front of her door. The camera zooms in on the label revealing it to say “Bubba Bacon Company. Ten pounds of bacon from Kip James” The camera man goes back down to the packages in front of Dangerous D’s room to show the first label to say “Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles. Ten pounds of fried chicken from Kip James” The other label reads “Neal’s Fruit Shipping, ten pounds of watermelon from Kip James.” Just then another deliveryman walks up placing a “Happy Hanukkah” card on the box. The same deliveryman goes down to Kelly Kelly’s room and places a “Happy Kwanzaa” card on her box. He then hurries back down past the camera man who spins around to spot another Kwanzaa card atop of Lone Jobber’s box.)

Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…

Put Up or Shut Up
Steven Spade vs Patrick Moore

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… PATRICK MOORE!

(“Shawty Says” plays as Patrick Moore enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Harlem, Ny… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… STEVEN SPADE!

(“Rumors” plays as Steven Spade enters the arena…)

Mark:And here we g….

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace walks out on to the stage…)

Big Daddy Ace:Before you ring the bell referee… I need to do something…

Rhino:What is Big Daddy Ace going to do?

Big Daddy Ace:You see Shane McMahon lets some of you guys hang around a little too long and well… I dont even want to see you guys fight for your jobs…

Rhino:Oh No… I know where this is going…

Big Daddy Ace:So on behalf of the EWA Executive Committee… Steven Spade… Patrick Moore… YOU’RE FIRED! Security.. Take them out of the ring…

Rhino:Well Big Daddy Ace just took care of some of the garbage…

Mark:We will see more of Big Daddy Ace later in the night as he is the Special Referee for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…

Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Cameron Mignano

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Queens, Ny… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… CAMERON MIGNANO!

(“Dont Hold Back” plays as Cameron Mignano enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:The bells sounds and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph starts nailing Cameron Mignano with right hands…

Rhino:Cameron Mignano is firing back with a couple of shots of his own…

Mark:Jawbreaker! By Cameron Mignano…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is spinning around…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Cameron Mignano taking Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off of his feet as now Cameron Mignano goes for the cover 1…………………2…………………..Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Cameron Mignano charges.. Monkey Flip! Taking Troy “The Rampage” Joseph out of the corner…

Rhino:Cameron Mignano is quickly up on to the top rope…

Mark:Crossbody! No! Dropkick by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph catching Cameron Mignano right in the midsection…

Rhino:Really nice counter by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph knocking the wind right out of Cameron Mignano…

Mark:Cameron Mignano is now slow to get back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Cameron Mignano is dazed on his feet after that atomic drop…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph taking Cameron Mignano right off of his feet…

Rhino:Nice sequence of moves right there by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for the cover 1……………..2…………… Kickout by Cameron Mignano…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now waits for Cameron Mignano to get up on to his feet…

Mark:Cameron Mignano is up on his feet in the corner.. Running Splash! No! Cameron moves out of the way…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph got nothing but turnbuckle…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering backwards… Crucifix pin! 1………………….2………….3……..No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph kicks out…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Cameron Mignano hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Tornado DDT! No! Countered as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph throws him out of the corner…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now coming out of the corner…

Mark:Running Clothesline! Taking Cameron Mignano off of his feet…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now waits for Cameron Mignano to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Cameron Mignano is now back up… Uppercut! Followed by a nice DDT by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!

Rhino:Nice rebound for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph who gets back on track after coming up short last week against Subway last week for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:We will see the EWA World Champion Subway defend the EWA Total Impact Championship against Shane McMahon later tonight and he will defend the EWA World Title against Big Daddy Ace at New Years Evil… As we now get set for some diva action…

(Camera cuts to the back to show David the retarded barbed wire wrapped midget walking up to The Beautiful People’s locker room knocking on the door. The door swings up to reveal their bodyguard looking down at David.

BodyGuard: What do you want?

David: Taco!

BodyGuard: I don’t have any tacos…

David: Pizza taco, taco pizza!

BodyGuard: Didn’t you hear me I don’t have any tacos or any pizza, this isnt the dam consession stand.

David:(shaking his head reaches in his pocket pulling out a silver credit card with Kip James’ name on it holds it out trying to give it to the bodyguard) BIG MAC TACO, TACO TACO, PIZZA!

BodyGuard: Listen you damn retarded midget this is the locker room of The Beautiful People, they don’t associate with scum like you I suggest you leave before I have you forcible removed from the building!

(David sighs sliding the card back in his pocket and walks back down the hall. As he rounds a corner Michael Cole steps out of a locker room and sees David.)

Michael Cole: SHIT!…

David: TACO!

(Michael Cole takes off running down the hall as David gives chase as the camera cuts back to the ring.)

Naughty or Nice
Six Women Tag Team Match
Kelly Kelly, Lilith Evans & Alexis Laree vs Angelina Love, Velvet Sky & Selena Delarosa

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Six Women Naughty or Nice Tag Team Match… Introducing first… Team Number One… First…From Guadalajara, Mexico… Weighing in at 110 Pounds… SELENA DELAROSA!

(“Tangerine Sky” plays in the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her partners… Accompanied by Kute Kip… The Team of ANGELINA LOVE and VELVET SKY… THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!

(“Angel on My Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love and Velvet Sky enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Jacksonville, Florida… Weighing in at 108 Pounds… KELLY KELLY!

(“Holla” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… Accompanied by Chuck Palumbo… LILITH EVANS!

(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Mark:Its going to be Kelly Kelly starting things out with Velvet Sky to open up this six diva tag team match up…

Rhino:Look at all of the lovely ladies dressed in their holiday best tonight…

Mark:They all look really nice…

Rhino:Just nice? They look hot…

Mark:Kelly Kelly backs Velvet Sky up in to the ropes…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is ducking her head in between the ropes…

Mark:Referee backs Kelly Kelly away and Velvet Sky pushes Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly didn’t like that…

Mark:Kelly Kelly charges… Velvet Sky runs back to her corner and tags in Selena Delarosa…

Rhino:Selenda Delarosa is now tying up with Kelly Kelly…

Mark:Selena Delarosa kicks Kelly Kelly in the midsection and now brings her over to the corner and rams her face right in to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:One more shot by Selena Delarosa driving her head in to the turnbuckle…

Mark:Selena Delarosa now whips Kelly Kelly off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Selena Delarosa now charges in and takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Selena Delarosa goes for the cover 1…………………..2….. Kickout by Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is getting back up…

Mark:Selena Delarosa now drags Kelly Kelly over to the corner… Angelina Love now gets the tag and now takes Kelly Kelly over with a vertical suplex… Angelina Love covers Kelly Kelly 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Angelina Love is now taunting the EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree…

Mark:Alexis Laree is in the ring and the referee is stepping in her way…

Rhino:Velvet Sky and Angelina Love are now double teaming Kelly Kelly…

Mark:Boots by both women as the referee tries to get Alexis Laree out of the ring…

Rhino:Velvet Sky now gets the tag from Angelina Love…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is slow to get back up on to her feet… Velvet Sky slaps her across the face and now sends her off in to the ropes… Velvet Sky goes for a clothesline.. Kelly Kelly ducks and now comes off the ropes… Running Headscissors!

Rhino:Nice counter…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is crawling to her corner…

Rhino:Selena Delarosa gets a tag…

Mark:So does Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans now trading shots with Selena Delarosa…

Rhino:Look at the former EWA Womens Champion go…

Mark:Lilith Evans now kicks Selena Delarosa in the midsection… Driven!

Rhino:She could have her right here and now…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers Selena Delarosa 1……………………..2………….3……No! Angelina Love comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Angelina Love kicked Lilith Evans right in the head and she seems a bit dazed right now…

Mark:Angelina Love just dragged Lilith Evans over to her corner…

Rhino:Selena Delarosa right now makes the tag to Angelina Love…

Mark:Angelina Love now hooks up Lilith Evans… Brainbuster!

Rhino:She was just dropped right on her head…

Mark:Angelina Love covers Lilith Evans 1……………………2………………3……….NO! Kelly Kelly comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Selena Delarosa is in the ring and she tackles Kelly Kelly out of the irng…

Mark:Angelina Love now tags in Velvet Sky… The Beautiful People now whip Lilith Evans in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree pulls Angelina Love out of the ring…

Rhino:Angelina Love and Alexis Laree are trading shots on the outside…

Mark:Double Clothesline in the ring right now…

Rhino:CHICK KICK! By Alexis Laree to Angelina Love on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Lilith Evans tags in Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree kicks her in the midsection… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Velvet Sky was planted…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………………..3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announer:Here are your winners KELLY KELLY, LILITH EVANS & ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Nice win here tonight… We will see Alexis Laree and Angelina Love One on One for the EWA Womens Championship at New Years Evil…

Mark: Well, out comes Big Daddy Ace to I guess personally congratulate Kelly Kelly.

Rhino: Yeah, she did show exactly what she was talking about.

Mark: Big Daddy Ace in the ring now. And wait, here comes William Steele.

Rhino: You gotta remember, his wife was in that match as well.

Mark: Big Daddy Ace and Steele locking eyes right now in the middle of the ring.

Rhino: Have there been some disagreements or anything backstage?

Mark: Not that I’m aware of, Rhino. Wait, they’re nodding at each other?

Rhino: And now they’re shaking hands! What is this?

(Big Daddy Ace grabs a mic. Ace, Kelly Kelly, Steele and Alexis are the only ones remaining in the ring)

Big Daddy Ace: I said earlier tonight, that I would expose all. Well, tonight is the night everything is surfaced. As to answer your question of who drove that get away car… It was William Steele…

Mark: What!?

Rhino: I didn’t even know they talked… ever!

Big Daddy Ace: And this is only the first of surprises. I told you, it’s only going to get better.

Mark:As they head to the back we get set for our next contest…

Stocking on a Pole Match
Steele vs The Phenom
*Two Stockings Hanging, One with Coal, One with a Contract*

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Stocking on a Pole Match… Introducing First… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 330 Pounds… THE PHENOM!

(“Graveyard” plays as The Phenom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!

(“Rebirthing” plays as Steele enters the arena…)

Mark:Steele gets up in the face of The Phenom…

Rhino:The Phenom is staring down Steele…

Mark:The Phenom with a couple of shots right underneath the jaw of Steele knocking him backwards…

Rhino:Steele isnt backing down…

Mark:Steele charges and nails him with a hard forearm shot… The Phenom shoves him back in to the ropes…

Rhino:The Phenom is telling Steele to bring it…

Mark:Steele comes off the ropes and nails him with a big Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That rocked The Phenom…

Mark:Steele comes off the ropes again and nails him with another Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:The Phenom is dazed…

Mark:Steele comes charging in again… Big Boot! By The Phenom…

Rhino:Well Steele thought he had The Phenom rocking… But The Phenom was able to counter and connect with a big boot right to the face..

Mark:Steele is slow to get back up… The Phenom hooks him up… Side Walk Slam! As The Phenom now goes for the cover 1………………2…………………Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:Steele is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phenom now kicks Steele in the midsection and now grabs him by the throat…

Rhino:The Phenom is trying to choke out Steele…

Mark:Chokeslam! No! Steele counters in to a DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter by Steele…

Mark:Steele covers The Phenom 1………………..2………………Kickout by The Phenom…

Rhino:The Phenom is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with right hands to The Phenom and now whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by The Phenom… Steele comes off the ropes… Big Boot! No! Steele ducks… Running Bulldog! From behind…

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Steele…

Mark:Steele covers The Phenom 1…………………..2………….. The Phenom is able to kick out…

Rhino:The Phenom is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with a hard uppercut right underneath the jaw of The Phenom… Steele now hooks him up…Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:The Phenom is in trouble as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele Charges… Running Spear! By Steele…

Rhino:That took the big man right off of his feet…

Mark:Steele covers The Phenom 1………………….2…………………3…………NO! The Phenom gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Steele is now looking to go in for the kill…

Mark:The Phenom is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Steele has that look in his eye…

Mark:The Phenom is up… Steele with a kick to the midsection… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! The Phenom shoves him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Steele went for the kill but couldn’t finish him…

Mark:Steele is now the one struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Phenom hooks him up..

Mark:PHENOM BOMB! NO! Steele escapes… Steele hooks him up… BESSEMER PROCESS!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Steele hooks the leg 1………………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!

Rhino:Steele now has to make a choice Mark…

Mark:That’s right… There are two stockings hanging above the ring… One has Coal and One Has a Contract…

Rhino:Which one will he choose?

Mark:Steele has gone to the left side and is now climbing up the pole…

Rhino:Is luck on his side?

Mark:Steele pulls down the Stocking and pulls out… A Contract!

Rhino:Well he made the right decision…

Mark:Steele has an open contract… But what is it for? We will have to see… As we now get set for the Holiday Bowl…

Holiday Bowl 2008
Lone Jobber vs Triple H

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Holiday Bowl and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Well this one is going to be really interesting…

Rhino:Triple H and Lone Jobber have a long history with one another…

Mark:We have three different setups at ringside as we did last year… The Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas Setups…

Rhino:You can see that Lone Jobber is all about the shameless promoting as on the back of his top tonight it is plugging Holiday.eWazone.com…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Triple H lock up in the center of the ring… Triple H with a side headlock in on Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber fights out of it and shoots Triple H off in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes and Triple H knocks Lone Jobber down with a shoulder block…

Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him straight down to the canvas as Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops a knee right in to the face of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Triple H is now going right to the outside of the ring and has walked right over to the Christmas Tree…

Mark:Triple H just picked off a couple of Christmas Ornaments off the tree and breaks them in to the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H with an ornament in his hand and smashes it right in to Lone Jobber’s head…

Rhino:That was not good for Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H now mounts Lone Jobber and smashes another Christmas Ornament right in to his head…

Rhino:I think Lone Jobber has been busted open after those couple of shots…

Mark:Lone Jobber now hammers away at Mr. Holiday with straight right hands…

Rhino:The Game is just punishing Lone Jobber right now…

Mark:El Presidente is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is now lining him up…

Mark:Triple H charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks and back drops Triple H over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes The Game…

Rhino:Lone Jobber now on the outside of the ring and is walking around to the Hanukkah Table…

Mark:Lone Jobber just picked up as he calls it… The Hanukkah Stick…

Rhino:Triple H is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber nails Triple H right in the head with The Hanukkah Stick…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now making his way over to the Kwanzaa Table…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls out the candles and is now poking Triple H right in the eye with the Kwanzaa Candle…

Rhino:The Game is now the one in trouble…

Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Triple H back in to the ring…

Rhino:El Presidente has now made his way up on to the top rope…

Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that dropkick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Triple H 1……………….2…………………3….No! The Game gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Low Card Kick! As Lone Jobber covers Triple H again 1…………………..2…………….3………NO! Triple H kicks out once again…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has headed back to the outside of the ring and is bringing in a bucket full of dreidels…

Mark:The Game is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is reaching in for a Dreidel…

Mark:Lone Jobber chucks the Dreidel… Triple H ducks and now hammers Lone Jobber right in the face with right hands…Triple H whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Knee Buster!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…

Mark:Triple H picks up the bucket and tosses the Dreidels at Lone Jobber…

Rhino:That’s a lot of dreidels in to one person’s face…

Mark:Lone Jobber is dazed… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………2………….3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!

Rhino:Triple H wins the 2008 Holiday Bowl…

Mark:Remember to check out more EWA Holiday Stuff at Holiday.eWazone.com as we now get back to the ring for a Candy Canning Contest…

Candy Canning Match
Chris Jericho w/Vertigo vs J-Twisted w/Dangerous D

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Candy Canning Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Accompanied by Vertigo…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… CHRIS JERICHO!

(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Accompanied by Dangerous D… J-TWISTED!

(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go Rhino… Two men representing the two teams that will meet for the EWA Tag Team Titles at New Years Evil…

Rhino:Should be interesting with a bunch of different canes scattered around ringside…

Mark:J-Twisted nails Chris Jericho with a couple of right hands as he backs him right up in to the ropes… J-Twisted sends Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Hiptoss!

Rhino:Chris Jericho gets right back up…

Mark:Dropkick! By J-Twisted catching Chris Jericho right in the face…

Rhino:Chris Jericho this time gets up slower…

Mark:Chris Jericho is up on his feet in the corner… Running Splash! By J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted is coming out on fire to start things off…

Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Chris Jericho… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………………2………….Kickout by Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Nice suplex by J-Twisted…

Mark:J-Twisted is now pulling Chris Jericho back up on to his feet… Jawbreaker!

Rhino:Nice move by Chris Jericho to daze J-Twisted…

Mark:Chris Jericho now with a couple of knife edge chops across the chest of J-Twisted…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is starting to light him up…

Mark:Chris Jericho now hooks up J-Twisted and nails him with a vertical suplex… Chris Jericho floats over in to a cover 1……………..2………….Kickout by J-Twisted…

Rhino:Nice floatover by Chris Jericho as he waits for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet after the suplex…

Mark:Chris Jericho now shoots J-Twisted off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running Bulldog! No! J-Twisted had the move scouted as he shoves Chris Jericho in to the ropes… Powerslam! By J-Twisted who goes right in to the cover 1…………………2……………..Kickout by Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Dangerous D just tossed J-Twisted a Singapore Cane…

Mark:J-Twisted now waits for Chris Jericho to get back up and Chris Jericho walks right in to a singapore cane shot by J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted really connected with that shot…

Mark:One more shot by J-Twisted to the back of Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is holding on to his back…

Mark:Chris Jericho now gets back up on to his feet… J-Twisted scoops up Chris Jericho and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:J-Twisted gets handed a walking cane from Dangerous D…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted leaps off the top rope and nails Chris Jericho right in the head with the walking cane…

Rhino:Big shot by J-Twisted…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Chris Jericho 1…………………….2……………3……NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted now kicks Chris Jericho in the midsection…Powerbomb! No! Countered by Chris Jericho… DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter by Chris Jericho…

Mark:Chris Jericho falls on top of J-Twisted 1………………..2……………..3…..No! J-Twisted kicks out…

Rhino:What did Vertigo just slide in to the ring?

Mark:Looks like a bong shaped like a cane…

Rhino:That’s an interesting cane to say the least…

Mark:Chris Jericho picks up the Bong Cane and J-Twisted turns around and Chris Jericho breaks the Cane Bong over the head of J-Twisted…

Rhino:That’s one of hell of a shot…

Mark:Glass everywhere as Chris Jericho covers J-Twisted 1…………………..2………….3………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up at the last second…

Rhino:Chris Jericho now is waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted turns around… CODEBREAKER! NO! Countered as J-Twisted holds on to the ropes… J-Twisted flips over Jericho in to a pin 1……………….2………………3………….NO! Chris Jericho kicks out…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks him up… ONE HITTA QUITTA!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg 1…………………………2……………..3………NO! Chris Jericho gets his foot on the rope…

Rhino:J-Twisted is frustrated and is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering up on to his feet… FLYING DOUBLE FISTED PUNCH! NO! CODBREAKER!

Rhino:What a counter by Chris Jericho…

Mark:Chris Jericho covers J-Twisted 1…………………….2…………………3………. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!

Rhino:What a victory for Chris Jericho…

Mark:Chris Jericho pulls it out and coming up at New Years Evil… Dangerous D and J-Twisted will be looking for revenge when they challenge Vertigo and Chris Jericho for the EWA Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:That should be a great match up for the titles…

Mark:Speaking of titles… Its time for our first championship match up of the evening…

EWA Television Championship Deck The Halls Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Steven Eden

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Deck The Halls Cage Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!

(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Steven Eden are now locked in the cage…

Rhino:There are a whole bunch of weapons hanging from the cage..

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Steven Eden face to face as Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… Steven Eden blocks and starts to nail Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands of his own as he backs him up towards the ropes… Steven Eden sends Shawn Michaels in to the farside ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up…

Mark:Steven Eden grabs Shawn Michaels by the head and tosses him right in to the side of the cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers around dazed…

Mark:Steven Eden now hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Belly to Belly Suplex! As Steven Eden now covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2………………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is up in the corner and Steven Eden nails him with a hard european style uppercut…

Rhino:That has to rattle your jaw…

Mark:Steven Eden now pulls Shawn Michaels out of the corner… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Nice move by Steven Eden who is delivering the punish to the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Steven Eden covers Shawn Michaels again 1………………….2…………….Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:Steven Eden is now looking up at the cage and is trying to find something he wants…

Mark:Steven Eden pulls down a Steel Chair…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steven Eden swings the Steel Chair… Shawn Michaels ducks the chair shot and now knocks the chair out of the hands of Steven Eden…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now scoring with chops across the chest of Steven Eden…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now trips Steven Eden up and now is grabbing him by the legs…

Rhino:This is not going to be good…

Mark:Slingshot! By Shawn Michaels sending Steven Eden face first in to the Steel Cage…

Rhino:Steven Eden is dazed…

Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels as Steven Eden continues to look out of it on his feet… Shawn Michaels scoops up Steven Eden and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels now uses the steel chair and puts it across the face of Steven Eden…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like The Showstopper is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Driving the elbow in to the chair right in the face of Steven Eden…

Rhino:The Showstopper is cooking right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Steven Eden 1…………………….2…………..3……NO! Steven Eden gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music…

Mark:Steven Eden is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him lined up…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Steven Eden ducks…

Rhino:Steven Eden picks up the Steel Chair…

Mark:STEEL MEETS SKULL! As Steven Eden lays out Shawn Michaels with that Steel Chair Shot…

Rhino:That was one hell of a shot with the Chair…

Mark:Steven Eden covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2……………..3…………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Steven Eden is now pulling down a trash can…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steven Eden nails Shawn Michaels right in the head with the Trash Can… Steven Eden covers Shawn Michaels again 1…………………2……………..3………NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:Steven Eden thought he had Shawn Michaels right there…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Steven Eden…

Mark:GARDEN OF EDEN! NO! Shawn Michaels moves as Steven Eden gets nothing but turnbuckle… School Boy! 1……………………..2…………………3…………NO! Steven Eden kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are back up on their feet…

Mark:Steven Eden charges… Running Enziguri! No! Shawn Michaels ducks and now picks Steven Eden up and tosses him in to the cage…

Rhino:I dont think Shawn Michaels is done…

Mark:Shawn Michaels throws Steven Eden in to the other side…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels grabs the chair…

Mark:Big Time Chair Shot! By Shawn Michaels laying out Steven Eden…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the cage…

Mark:Shawn doesn’t want to pin Steven Eden he is just going to leave him laying as he escapes the cage…

Rhino:Steven Eden is starting to move…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the top of the cage…

Rhino:Steven Eden is climbing up the cage wall as well…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is at the top…

Rhino:Steven Eden is stopping Shawn Michaels at the top of the cage…

Mark:Steven Eden is trying to move Shawn Michaels closer towards the corner of the top of the cage…

Rhino:Steven Eden drives Shawn’s head in to the cage…

Mark:Steven Eden is now looking to setup Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:FORBIDDEN FRUIT! NO! Shawn Michaels holds on to the cage and now grabs a weapon…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels grabbed Brass Knuckles…

Mark:Brass Knuckles! Right to the head of Steven Eden…

Rhino:Steven Eden just fell off the top of the cage on to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to climb down…

Rhino:Steven Eden is trying to climb back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels Drops Down! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels historic EWA Television Title Reign continues here tonight at Seasons Beatings…

Mark:Can anyone end Shawn Michaels reign? As we now get set for our Main Event…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Special Referee-Big Daddy Ace
Subway(c) vs Shane McMahon

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing the Special Guest Referee…BIG DADDY ACE!

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The EWA Vice President… SHANE McMAHON!

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion and Defending EWA Total Impact Champion… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is laying out the law for this match up for both men…

Rhino:You can see that Shane McMahon is a bit nervous about this match up…

Mark:Shane McMahon isnt as confident as he said he was…

Rhino:Subway is looking ready to go…

Mark:Shane McMahon goes to lock up with Subway… But Shane McMahon backs off…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is telling Shane McMahon to lock up…

Mark:Subway goes in for the lock up but Shane McMahon backs away…

Rhino:Subway is tired of Shane McMahon not locking up and is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Subway is now pulling out a Barbed Wire Bat and Shane McMahon has a real nervous look on his face…

Rhino:Subway is now back in the ring with the Barbed Wire Bat…

Mark:Shane McMahon slides out of the ring away from Subway…

Rhino:Shane McMahon wants no part of the Barbed Wire Bat…

Mark:Subway smiles and now starts to go after Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Subway is chasing Shane McMahon around the ring with the Barbed Wire Bat…

Mark:Shane McMahon slides back in to the ring…

Rhino:Subway is back in the ring as well…

Mark:Shane McMahon tries to escape but Big Daddy Ace is standing in his way…

Rhino:Subway and Big Daddy Ace just shared a smile…

Mark:Subway charges… Barbed Wire Bat! Shane McMahon ducks and Subway hits Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:What a big mistake by Subway right there…

Mark:Shane McMahon slides out of the ring…

Rhino:Subway is trying to help Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway is saying he was sorry for hitting him…

Rhino:Both Subway and Big Daddy Ace are looking at Shane McMahon…

Mark:Shane McMahon is taunting Big Daddy Ace on the ring apron…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is ready to tear in to Shane McMahon…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace needs to remember that he is the referee… WHAT THE HELL! Barbed Wire Bat right to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:I dont think that was an accident…

Mark:Shane McMahon has a big smile on his face right now as he slides back in to the ring…

Rhino:Subway is now mounting Big Daddy Ace and is driving the barbed wire in to the head of Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is busted wide open…

Rhino:What is going on with Subway?

Mark:Shane McMahon is encouraging Subway right now…

Rhino:Was this a setup all along?

Mark:Subway is dragging a Bloody Big Daddy Ace to the corner…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is getting a steel chair…

Mark:Shane McMahon is holding the Steel Chair by the face of Big Daddy Ace in the corner…

Rhino:Wait a second! Here comes William Steele! And Chris Jericho?

Mark:Steele and Jericho in the ring now as Shane and Subway barely escaping their grasp.

Rhino:Any longer, and Ace might not have made it to New Years Evil

Mark: Ace is getting help from Jericho and Steele right now as he picks up a mic.

Big Daddy Ace:See Shane, you two are lucky son’s of a bitch, one that tried to get me like that. But see, you see us three standing here, and you don’t think much of it. You don’t think you have to worry about The Alliance.

Mark:The Alliance?

Rhino:So they do have a name.

Big Daddy Ace:(breathing hard and bloody) But see, there’s another part to the equation. Now, we have the tag team champion Chris Jericho, William Steele, myself, possibly another, still haven’t gotten a hold of him, but there’s just one more missing. One more piece to the puzzle. You wanted to see the strongest faction professional wrestling has ever seen? Well, I went somewhere I shouldn’t have. I felt like was a perfect part. So, please, help him out here.

Mark:Help him out here? Is he old?

Rhino:I don’t know, but if he needs help, how can he be any help?

Mark:I don’t know, but wait a second! Staff is wheeling out… a casket?

Rhino:It’s covered in dirt!

Mark:Jericho is furious right now. The only person that could be in that box would be…

Rhino:Don’t even say it. We can’t assume that… can we?

Big Daddy Ace: See, I told you I went some where that I shouldn’t have. But, along with being one of the best in the business, I also have other… talents. Now, Jericho, calm down for a moment, and let me explain. You see, I can bring back the dead. Cut the lights please.

(the lights in the arena fade out, and a spotlight rests on the casket, as well as the three men in the ring. Ace leaning on the top rope, his arm outstretched to the casket)

Big Daddy Ace: Ladies and Gentleman, I bring back to you… JOSH…. STEWART!!!

Mark:What!?

Rhino:Impossible!

Mark:Wait… what the….

Rhino:Did you see that? The casket moved!

Mark:My eyes didn’t play tricks on me?

Rhino:Holy crap!

(the lid of the casket flies off and a rather healthy looking Josh Stewart appears. The crowd erupts into chants of Stewie Stewie as the lights come back on and he gets into the ring. He shakes the hands of Ace and Steele, and gives Jericho a hug.)

Big Daddy Ace: Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, The Alliance!

(“No More Sorrow” hits and the four celebrate in the ring… All of a Sudden “Here Comes The Money” plays over the PA System)

Mark: It’s Shane and Subway there back!

Rhino: Subway has turned on everyone I can not believe it!

Mark: Almost as shocking as the return of yet again another dead eWa superstar!

Shane:I told you all History would be made tonight… And I sure as hell wasn’t talking about you UNGREATFUL Bastards and your little Alliance… As tonight… I am the one who makes history… Because Big Daddy Ace… I present to you a man… Who truly Represents what this company is all about… A man who needs no Alliance to be successful… I give you… The Most Xtreme Superstar in History… I give you… My newest Associate… THE Champion of the EWA… SUBWAY!

Subway: That’s fucking right boss man! Ace, Jericho, Steele and Stewie…The Alliance huh? Did Rebel come up with that name? You fucking wanna be four horseman are not shit. Take a GOOD long look at who your fucking with! The Current eWa Total Impact and World H.W. Champion something you four losers can and will never do!

Rhino:I cant believe what we are seeing here… The birth of An Alliance and now the uniting of Shane McMahon and Subway…

Mark:Chris Jericho and the rest of the Alliance are fuming… As they pick up a bunch of chairs…

Rhino:They are heading our way…

Mark:Subway Flips Off the Alliance on the way out…

Rhino:What A Night…

Mark:What A Seasons Beatings! Happy Holidays Everyone! We will see you at New Years Evil!