May-Hem 2008
Mark:The EWA is live in New Orleans, Louisiana…For May-Hem 2008… And what a night of action it is shaping up to be here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Every EWA Championship is going to be on the line tonight from the EWA World Championship to the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:That’s right one of our two Main Events tonight will be Triple H defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Extreme Death Match is the name of the game and we will see if Josh Stewart can either end the Ten Month Reign of Triple H or if the Game can hang on and continue to sit on top of his throne…
Mark:Then our other Main Event… It is the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble with the winner earning a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Thirty Men Enter… One Man Leaves victorious…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace will start number one and there is a bounty on his head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going to need to fight off everyone else if he wants to win the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Also tonight for the first time in history Stephanie McMahon goes One on One with Alexis Laree for the EWA Womens Championship inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:There will be no place for Stephanie McMahon to go as she will be trapped in the cell with Alexis Laree…
Mark:Plus tonight we will see The Best Damn Tag Team Period to go up against The EWA Tag Team Champions Dangerous D and Justin Credible…
Rhino:This looks to be a very historic night tonight…
Mark:Lets not waste anymore time and lets get this night started here for May-Hem 2008 Sponsored by eWazone.com…
Justice Taylor vs Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New Britain, Connecticut… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… VELVET SKY!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:This is a rematch from last week after the competitive nature last week EWA Vice President Shane McMahon decided to see this match up one more time…
Mark:Justice Taylor goes right after Velvet Sky and nails her with right hands…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is backing her up in to the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor with a hard chop right across the chest of Velvet Sky…
Rhino:That was a hell of a shot and you could see that it hurt Velvet Sky…
Mark:Justice Taylor whips Velvet Sky in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor grabs Velvet Sky by the hair and tosses her across the ring…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is in trouble right now…
Mark:Right now Velvet Sky is backing off in the corner…
Rhino:Justice Taylor has come out firing in this contest as we start off May-Hem 2008…
Mark:Thumb right to the eye by Velvet Sky…
Rhino:That’s going to slow down Justice Taylor…
Mark:Justice Taylor is spinning around… Velvet Sky hooks her up… Sky Bomb!
Rhino:Nice jawbreaker by Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky with a cover 1…………………2…………. Justice Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Velvet Sky charges… Justice Taylor gets her boot up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is dazed…
Mark:Justice Taylor is on the middle rope… Bulldog!
Rhino:Justice Taylor could have her right here and now…
Mark:Justice Taylor hooks the leg 1………………..2…………3……..No! Velvet Sky gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now getting up slowly on to her feet…
Mark:Justice Taylor hooks her up… DDT! No! Countered… Russian Leg Sweep! By Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by one half of the Beautiful People Velvet Sky…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now slowly making her way back up on to her feet… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………..2…………3……NO! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky thought she had her right there…
Mark:Right now it seems like Velvet Sky is getting back in to a bit of a groove Rhino…
Rhino:I would agree with you there…
Mark:Justice Taylor pulls herself back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is looking to end it right here…
Mark:BLONDE AMBITION!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Velvet Sky hooks Justice Taylor’s leg 1……………………2…………….3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VELVET SKY!
Rhino:Velvet Sky proved that it wasn’t luck last week that she beat Justice Taylor as its two straight weeks that she has been able to take care of Justice Taylor…
Mark:Still to come tonight one of our two double Main Events… Triple H defends the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Josh Stewart… We will hear from the champion later on in the broadcast as well… But now its back to the ring for the next match up…
Chris Jericho vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” Plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:This was set to be a Triple Threat Match but due to conditions beyond his control Dante Daevain was unable to make it to the arena tonight…
Rhino:So this is back to the original match up that was announced…
Mark:Yes it is as Chris Jericho and Wyld Fyre lock up in the center of the ring… Wyld Fyre hooks up Chris Jericho and nails him with knees right in to his chest and head…
Rhino:He is really trying to knock Chris Jericho around with those shots…
Mark:Wyld Fyre now hooks up Chris Jericho and tosses him across the ring with a hip toss…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is showing off some of his power right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho is back up on to his feet… Wyld Fyre charges and scores with a running clothesline in the corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Wyld Fyre scoops him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes for the cover 1……………………2………………Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Wyld Fyre once again hooks him up… Front Face Suplex! Driving Chris Jericho in to the mat…
Rhino:So far Wyld Fyre is coming out on fire…
Mark:No pun intended…
Rhino:Of course…
Mark:Wyld Fyre covers Chris Jericho again 1…………………2………………3…No! Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Wyld Fyre charges… Dropkick! By Chris Jericho…
Rhino:That dropkick caught Wyld Fyre off guard…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is spinning around… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is fighting his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges in to the ropes… Lionsault!
Rhino:Chris Jericho got all of that lionsault…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Wyld Fyre 1…………………..2………….3..No! Wyld Fyre gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now the one on the defensive…
Mark:Hard Knife Edge Chops by Y2J across the chest of Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting up Wyld Fyre…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks up Wyld Fyre… Snap Suplex! Chris Jericho floats over 1………………….2………………3….No! Wyld Fyre kicks out again…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is saying its time to end it right here and now…
Mark:WALLS OF JERICHO! NO! Wyld Fyre kicks out of it…
Rhino:Chris Jericho got knocked back in to the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering out of the corner… Wyld Fyre with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Chris Jericho was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Wyld Fyre hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………..3……..NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre thought he had him right there…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet… ZACA! NO! Chris Jericho escapes…
Rhino:If Wyld Fyre hit Zaca it would have been over…
Mark:Wyld Fyre turns around… CODE BREAKER!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets back on the winning track and picks up the victory here tonight at May-Hem…
Mark:Nice win for Chris Jericho here tonight… The question is who will win the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble… We will find out in tonights Main Event… As we get set for more EWA Action as May-Hem rolls on here live on Pay Per View from New Orleans….
Angelina Love vs Natalya Neidhart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… NATALYA NEIDHART!
(Natalya’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… ANGELINA LOVE!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…Angelina Love and Natalya Neidhart lock up in the center of the ring… Natalya Neidhart is backing Angelina Love up in to the ropes as the battle for position begins…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart seems a little bit stronger than Angelina Love…
Mark:Both women move back in to the center of the ring… Natalya Neidhart with a side headlock in on Angelina Love…
Rhino:Angelina Love is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Angelina Love with a couple of shots to the midsection and she shoves Natalya Neidhart off in to the ropes… Natalya Neidhart comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Angelina Love taking Natalya Neidhart off of her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love goes for a quick cover 1………………2………… Natalya Neidhart kicks out…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love with a snapmare and charges in with a running baseball slide right to the face of Natalya Neidhart…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart is hurting at the moment after that shot…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Natalya Neidhart 1……………….2………..Natalya Neidhart once again kicks out…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now up in to the middle rope…
Mark:Natalya Neidhart is staggering around… Hurricanrana by Angelina Love taking Natalya Neidhart right off of her feet…
Rhino:Angelina Love could have her right here…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Natalya Neidhart 1……………………2…………………..3…No! Natalya Neidhart gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart is not looking so good right now…
Mark:Angelina Love charges… Natalya Neidhart ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter by Natalya Neidhart…
Mark:Natalya Neidhart covers Angelina Love 1………………2……………Angelina Love kicks out…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart is now wating for Angelina Love to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Natalya Neidhart scoops up and slams Angelina Love straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No! Angelina Love moves out of the way…
Rhino:Natalya Neidhart got noting but canvas right there…
Mark:Natalya Neidhart is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Angelina Love has her in position…
Mark:LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:I think that could be it right there…
Mark:Angelina Love hooks the leg of Natalya Neidhart 1………………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANGELINA LOVE!
Rhino:It is a clean sweep for the Beautiful People here tonight at May-Hem…
Mark:Still to come tonight Dangerous D and Justin Credible defend the EWA Tag Team Titles for the first time together against The Best Damn Tag Team Period… In John Cena and Adam Syndal… As we get set for more EWA Action live tonight at May-Hem…
Steele vs Scott Hall w/Jesse Martin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied by Alexis Laree… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… Accompanied by Kevin Nash and Jesse Martin… Representing Degeneration X… SCOTT HALL!
(“Break it Down” plays as Scott Hall enters the arena…)
Mark:Scott Hall and Steele meet face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Scott Hall is doing a bit of trash talking…
Mark:Scott Hall throws the toothpick right in to the face of Steele…
Rhino:Jesee Martin liked that as she watches on from ringside as Scott Hall and Jesse share a laugh…
Mark:Steele opens up with a big right hand on Scott Hall and continues to hammer in with shots…
Rhino:Well I dont think she likes what she is seeing now…
Mark:Steele sends Scott Hall off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Scott Hall is staggering back up…
Mark:Steele scoops him up and slams him straight back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Steele is coming out with a strong attack on Scott Hall…
Mark:Scott Hall is backing off in to the corner…
Rhino:Scott Hall has called for a time out and is now talking things over with Kevin Nash…
Mark:Steele joins in on the conversation and knocks their heads together knocking Kevin Nash off the apron…
Rhino:Scott Hall is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! By Steele… Steele goes for the cover 1………………2………… Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is now waiting for Scott Hall to get back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree watches on as she will be in action later on tonight against Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Its a big match up for Alexis later on tonight…
Mark:Steele hooks up Scott Hall… DDT! NO! Scott Hall drives him backwards in to the corner…
Rhino:Scott Hall saw the DDT coming and was able to counter…
Mark:Scott Hall now with boots in the corner on Steele… Scott Hall pulls Steele out of the corner and connects with a suplex… Hall goes for the quick cover 1………………..2……………Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is now making his way back up…
Mark:Scott Hall kicks Steele in the midsection… Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Scott Hall is getting back up…
Mark:Steele whips Scott Hall off in to the ropes… Scott Hall with a reversal…Steele comes off the ropes… Clothesline! Ducked by Steele…
Rhino:Steele is coming off the farside…
Mark:Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:This isnt a good position for Steele to be in…
Mark:Fallaway Slam! By Scott Hall…
Rhino:Jesse Martin enjoys seeing the pain on the face of Steele…
Mark:Scott Hall with the cover on Steele 1………………….2………………3……..NO! Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now backing Steele up in to the corner…
Mark:Steele has now been setup on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Belly to Back Superplex!
Rhino:Steele was dropped right on his head by Scott Hall…
Mark:Scott Hall hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3…………NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jesse Martin is frustrated with the referee…
Mark:Scott Hall is telling her not to worry as he has this under control…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is worried on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Scott Hall calls for the edge as Steele is staggering back up…
Rhino:This could be the end of Steele right here and now…
Mark:Scott Hall has him up… OUTSIDERS EDGE! NO! Steele escapes… Scott Hall turns around… BESSEMER PROCESS! Steele hooks the leg 1………………2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:Steele just stunned Scott Hall with how quick he was able to hit the Bessemer Process and scored the victory…
Mark:Alexis Laree is happy… Jesse Martin isnt…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind Kevin Nash nailed Steele right in the head with a big boot…
Rhino:Steele isnt looking like a victor right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is concerned for Steele right now as she crawls in to the ring to check on him…
Rhino:Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Jesse Martin are looking down at Alexis Laree and Steele…
Mark:Steele may have gotten the victory tonight but I think the war is far from over… As we now get set for more EWA Action…
Lilith Evans vs Trish Stratus
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Anouncer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Trish Stratus and Lilith Evans lock up in the middle of the ring…Lilith Evans with a go behind and a hammer lock in on Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Trish is trying to fight her way out of it…
Mark:Trish Stratus now goes behind Lilith Evans… Trish Stratus runs her in to the ropes… Roll Up 1…………..2…….. Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus charges with a clothesline… Lilith Evans ducks…Backslide! 1…………………….2…………. Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now getting right back up…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges in… Running Enziguri! By Lilith Evans catching Trish Stratus right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Trish is dazed after that shot…
Mark:Lilith Evans goes for the cover 1………………….2………….. Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Trish is trying to regroup as she gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans now hooks up Trish Stratus… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Trish Stratus is in trouble right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a cover 1………………..2……………….3…No! Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is getting back up on to her feet right now as Lilith Evans waits for her to turn around…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks her up… DRIVEN! No! Countered by Trish Stratus… Trish Stratus shoves her off in to the ropes… Lilith Evans comes off the ropes… Air Canada!
Rhino:Trish Stratus is hammering in with hard right hands on Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans is in trouble as she staggers back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Trish is lining her up…
Mark:Spinebuster! By Trish Stratus driving Lilith Evans right in to the mat…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks the leg 1………………2……………..3…….NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now setting up Lilith Evans up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not a good position right now for Lilith Evans to be in right now…
Mark:Stratusfear!
Rhino:Trish Stratus believes this one is over right now…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………..3……….NO! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is aruging with the referee right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is using the ropes to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:I think Trish is ready to go for the kill right now…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Lilith Evans ducks… THE CLIFFHANGER!
Rhino:Trish just got planted by Lilith Evans and that version of a DDT…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………….3………. NO! Trish Stratus gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close near fall right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus looks out of it right now as she tries to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is lying in wait right now…
Mark:Trish Stratus turns around… TORTURED! NO! Trish Stratus counters… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:What a kick that was…
Mark:That could be the knock out shot as Trish Stratus hooks the leg 1…………………2…………….3………NO! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Trish can not believe it…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now pulling Lilith Evans back up…
Rhino:I think we all know whats coming here…
Mark:STRATUSFACTION! NO! Belly to Back Suplex! By Lilith Evans…
Rhino:What a counter right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1………………………2…………..3………… NO! Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are giving it their all right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now hooking up Trish Stratus… TORTURED! No! Countered again… Trish Stratus with a kick to the midsection… STRATUSFACTION!
Rhino:That time she was able to hit it…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRISH STRATUS!
Rhino:What a match up that was…
Mark:It was nearfall after nearfall and in the end Trish Stratus pulls out the victory… Who will leave as the EWA Television Champion… We will find out later on tonight when Lone Jobber defends against Diamond Dallas Page… As its back to the ring for more action…
Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament
Kandi Washington vs Lizzy Valentine
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Finals of the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… LIZZY VALENTINE!
(“Playmate of the Year’ plays as Lizzy Valentine enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Atlanta, Ga…Weighing in at 110 Pounds… KANDI WASHINGTON!
(“Strip Tease” Plays as Kandi Washington enters the arena…)
Mark:Kandi Washington goes right after Lizzy Valentine and tackles her to the ground…
Rhino:Kandi Washington is really tearing in to Lizzy Valentine…
Mark:Both women are now rolling around the ring ripping in to one another…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is now on top of Kandi Washington..
Mark:Lizzy Valentine is choking Kandi Washington at the moment…
Rhino:Both women are making their way back up on to their feet…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine hooks up Kandi Washington… Suplex! Lizzy Valentine goes for the quick cover 1…………………2…………….Kandi Washington kicks out…
Rhino:Kandi Washington is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine now scoops up Kandi Washington… Kandi Washington escapes the slam and now shoves Lizzy Valentine in to the corner…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is now staggering backwards..
Mark:Reverse DDT by Kandi Washington… Kandi Washington goes for the cover 1…………………2………… Lizzy Valentine kicks out…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is getting back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Kandi Washington now scoops up Lizzy Valentine and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Kandi Washington has Lizzy Valentine by the legs…
Mark:Slingshot! By Kandi Washingtion sending Lizzy Valentine in to the corner…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is staggering around…
Mark:Kandi Washington hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine was planted…
Mark:Kandi Washington covers Lizzy Valentine 1………………….2…………….3…..No! Lizzy Valentine gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kandi Washington charges… THE FINAL LICK!
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine just got her head knocked right off…
Mark:Kandi Washington hooks the leg 1………………2………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008… KANDI WASHINGTON!
Rhino:We have just made history…
Mark:Kandi Washingtion is the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008…
Rhino:The first one in EWA History…
Mark:History making moment and will we make more history later tonight with the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble… That’s later tonight but its back to the ring for more action..
Paul Burchill vs Brain Damage
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From A Worst Case Scenario… Weighing in at 205 Pounds… BRAIN DAMAGE!
(“Paint it Black” plays as Brain Damage enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Chelsea, England… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… Accompanied by Katie Lea… PAUL BURCHILL!
(Burchill’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:Brain Damage goes right after Paul Burchill nailing him with right hands… Paul Burchill gets backed up in to the ropes by Brain Damage… Brain Damage sends Paul Burchill off in to the ropes… Paul Burchill comes off the ropes… Big Hard Chop right across the chest knocking Paul Burchill off of his feet…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is now getting back up…
Mark:Brain Damage charges at Paul Burchill and Brain Damage scores with a Rolling Wheel Kick!
Rhino:Nice move right there as he caught Paul Burchill square on…
Mark:Brain Damage covers Paul Burchill 1………………….2………………. Paul Burchill kicks out…
Rhino:Brain Damage is now waiting for Paul Burchill to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Paul Burchill is back up… Brain Damage now hooks up Paul Burchill… The Abortion Clinic!
Rhino:Brain Damage dropped Paul Burchill right on his head…
Mark:Brain Damage covers Paul Burchill once again 1………………………2………………3…No! Paul Burchill gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Paul Burchill is struggling in this match up…
Mark:Paul Burchill is now back up in the corner… Running Knee Strike! No! Paul Burchill moves out of the way and Brain Damage goes crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:Brain Damage is now staggering backwards…
Mark:Paul Burchill spins Brain Damage around…Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Brain Damage is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Paul Burchill covers Brain Damage 1…………………..2……………..Brain Damage kicks out…
Rhino:Brain Damage is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Paul Burchill hooks up Brain Damage… Backbreaker! Paul Burchill covers Brain Damage again 1………………….2………………3..No! Brain Damage kicks out again…
Rhino:Paul Burchill has taken back control of this match up as Katie Lea watches on approvingly…
Mark:Paul Burchill now hooks up Brain Damage… Double Underhook Suplex!
Rhino:Brain Damage is in trouble…
Mark:Paul Burchill hooks the leg 1………………….2………………3…..NO! Brain Damage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Paul Burchill is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Paul Burchill is going to fly… Moonsault! Missed!
Rhino:Brain Damage rolled out of the way…
Mark:Paul Burchill is back up… Chemical Peel!
Rhino:Nice dropsault right there as he knocked Paul Burchill back in to the corner..
Mark:Paul Burchill is now staggering towards Brain Damage…Brain Damage hooks him up…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Paul Burchill…
Mark:Stark Raving Mad Driver!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Paul Burchill was planted… As Brain Damage hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………..3….NO! Paul Burchill gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Katie Lea is now up on the apron…
Mark:Katie Lea goes to slap Brain Damage… Brain Damage grabs her by the arm…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is back up…
Mark:Paul Burchill charges at Brain Damage… Brain Damage side steps Paul Burchill as Paul Burchill runs right in to Katie Lea…
Rhino:Katie Lea fell off the apron…
Mark:Brain Damage trips him up and has Paul Burchill on the ground…HINDU COW CLUTCH!
Rhino:There is no place for Paul Burchill to go…
Mark:Brain Damage has the Hindu Cow Clutch locked in… PAUL BURCHILL TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:Brain Damage made Paul Burchill tap out…
Mark:Strong win for Brain Damage here tonight… As we now get set for our first championship match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
James Storm(c) vs Michael W. Kruel
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the EWA Total Impact Championship Match… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Kruel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Leiper’s Fork,Tennessee… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Accompanied by Ms. Jackie Moore… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JAMES STORM!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Mark:James Storm and Michael W. Kruel go back and forth trading right hands back and forth… James Storm with a kick to the midsection and scores with a big uppercut…
Rhino:That took Michael Kruel off of his feet…
Mark:Michael Kruel gets back up as James Storm sends him off in to the ropes… Hiptoss! Blocked… Michael W. Kruel with a hiptoss of his own taking James Storm off of his feet…
Rhino:James Storm gets right back up…
Mark:Michael W. Kruel kicks James Storm in the midsection… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:James Storm is holding on to his arm right now…
Mark:Michael Kruel stretches out the arm of James Storm and drops a knee right down on to the arm of James Storm…
Rhino:Michael Kruel has a strategy and its to go after the arm of James Storm…
Mark:James Storm is back up and Michael Kruel with a hammerlock slam driving James Storm right in to the mat…
Rhino:Right now the EWA Total Impact Champion is not looking so good right now…
Mark:James Storm is staggering back up.. Kruel Escape!
Rhino:James Storm is hurting right now…
Mark:James Storm gets to the ropes but the damage has been done by the Cross Armbreaker…
Rhino:James Storm is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Michael Kruel with a couple of hard shots to James Storm sending him off in to the ropes… James Storm with a reversal… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice counter by James Strom…
Mark:Michael Kruel is getting back up…
Rhino:James Storm is favoring his arm at the moment…
Mark:James Storm lines up Michael Kruel… LAST CALL! NO! Michael Kruel ducks… LIBERTY LOCK!
Rhino:James Storm is in trouble now…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:James Storm is trying to reach out…
Mark:Michael Kruel puts on more pressure… JAMES STORM TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
Rhino:James Storm seemed off his game and Michael Kruel took advantage and walks out with the gold…
Mark:So what kind of run will Michael Kruel have as EWA Total Impact Champion and we will have to wait and see…As the cell starts to lower for our EWA Womens Championship Match…
EWA Womens Championship Hell in a Cell Match
Stephanie McMahon(c) vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Hell in a Cell Match and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct…Weighing in at 135 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is the match up Alexis Laree has been wanting for the last few months…
Rhino:She finally has Stephanie McMahon… One on One and there is no one that can help Stephanie…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is leaving the ring and is trying to get out of the cage…
Rhino:The officials are locking the door…
Mark:You saw that when Stephanie McMahon looked in to the eyes of Alexis Laree… You saw that she had seconds thoughts about being in the ring with her…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now going out after Stephanie…
Mark:Alexis Laree grabs Stephanie McMahon by the hair and is telling her that your all mine…
Rhino:Stephanie has a frighten look on her face…
Mark:Alexis Laree rams Stephanie McMahon’s head right in to the side of ring before she rolls Stephanie McMahon back in to the ring…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trying to crawl away from Alexis Laree..
Mark:Alexis Laree kicks Stephanie McMahon right in the midsection and it knocks her right off of her feet…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is backing herself up in to the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon continues to back away… Alexis Laree kicks Stephanie McMahon right in the midsection and now tosses her out of the corner across the ring…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is slow to get back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree now scoops up Stephanie McMahon and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is holding on to her lower back as she gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now with an irish whip sending Stephanie McMahon in to the corner… Alexis Laree comes charging in… Monkey Flip! No! Stephanie McMahon holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Alexis Laree’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon with a cover and has her feet on the ropes 1………………2………………Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon charges and scores with a clothesline as she knocks Alexis Laree off of her feet…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now trying to go on the offensive…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now stepping on the hair of Alexis Laree as she pulls on the arms of Alexis Laree as well…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now in a bit of pain right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is getting up on to her feet…Stephanie McMahon hooks her up and connects with a snap suplex…Stephanie McMahon goes for another cover 1……………..2……… Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now starting to feel confident as she is in control of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now mounts Alexis Laree and is now choking her…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon stops choking her and is now taking the tape off of her wrists…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now choking the life out of Alexis Laree with her wrist tape…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is choking right now as she tries to get out of the choke hold…
Mark:There is nothing the referee can really do to step in and stop it…
Rhino:You can see that Stephanie McMahon is really enjoying choking the life out of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon lets go of the choke hold and now goes for a cover 1…………..2…………….3…No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now rolling to the outside of the ring and is looking underneath the ring for some sort of weapon…
Mark:What could she be looking for?
Rhino:Looks like she had found something that she likes and that’s a broom stick…
Mark:Alexis Laree is getting back upon to her feet… Stephanie McMahon charges and lays out Alexis Laree with the broom stick…
Rhino:She basically took her head off with that shot…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now covers Alexis Laree again 1…………………..2……………3……..NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon thought she had her right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Rhino:She has the broom stick in hand…
Mark:Flying Broom Stick Shot! Blocked! As Alexis Laree nails Stephanie McMahon right in the midsection with a big hard clubbing shot…
Rhino:That knocked the wind right out of Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now slowly getting back up on to her feet in the corner…Alexis Laree charges in with a back elbow and is now setting up Stephanie McMahon…Spiral Headscissors! Taking Stephanie McMahon out of the corner and right off of her feet…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in trouble as she tries to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree scoops up Stephanie McMahon and ties her up in the tree of woe…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Stephanie McMahon to be in right now…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide! Right in to the face of Stephanie McMahon by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is on fire right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Stephanie McMahon 1…………………..2……………….3……….NO! Stephanie McMahon gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree now rolls to the outside of the ring and has just grabbed a street sign…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is in trouble now as she is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree drops the street sign in the ring…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon turns around… LAREE DDT! Right down on to the Street Sign…
Rhino:That’s gonna be it as Alexis Laree is going to walk out as the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg of Stephanie McMahon 1……………………..2………………3…………….ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:What?
Mark:Stephanie McMahon got her foot on the rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is furious right now as she thought she had her beat…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon looks like she is completely out of it right now as she tries to pull herself back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining up Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Stephanie McMahon ducks… Kick to the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Alexis Laree was planted…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks the leg 1…………………2………….3……….. NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon believed that she had her beat…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now the one staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just picked up the Street Sign…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around… Stephanie McMahon charges… Alexis Laree ducks and kicks her right in the midsection…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now grabbing Stephanie McMahon by the hair…
Mark:What is she doing here…
Rhino:I dont think this is the place Stephanie McMahon wants to be in right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a kiss on the lips of Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:You know what this means…
Mark:LONG KISS GOODNIGHT! NO! Stephanie McMahon ducks the kick… School Girl! With Tights 1………………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion STEPHANIE MCMAHON!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is leaving the Cell as the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Everyone in this arena is stunned right now as you look on the face of Alexis Laree she thought she was about to leave with the title…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just left the cage as quickly as she could…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is still the EWA Womens Champion and Alexis Laree is pissed…
Rhino:Can you blame her?
Mark:No I cant… But I do believe that this thing is far from over… As we now get set for our next championship match up of the evening…
EWA Television Championship Bourbon City Street Fight
Lone Jobber(c) vs Diamond Dallas Page
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Bourbon City Street Fight and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as DDP enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:DDP nails Lone Jobber right away as the referee calls for the bell… DDP whips Lone Jobber in to the farside ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a back body drop…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page charges at Lone Jobber… Running Clothesline! Ducked! By Lone Jobber as he ducks the clothesline and pulls down the top rope sending DDP over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up on the top rope…
Mark:DDP is back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber dives off the top rope and lands right on to Diamond Dallas Page on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking underneath the ring for some sort of weapon…
Mark:It looks like Lone Jobber has found himself a singapore cane…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber swings the cane… DDP ducks and now whips Lone Jobber off in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his shoulder after going right in to the steps…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:DDP is bringing the singapore cane in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet and DDP nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was one hard shot with that cane…
Mark:DDP covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………….. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:DDP is now going back to the outside of the ring and is grabbing a steel chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is waiting for Lone Jobber to turn around…
Mark:DDP swings the Steel Chair… Ducked!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the singapore cane…
Mark:DDP turns around and Lone Jobber swings the Singapore Cane and knocks the Steel Chair back in the face of DDP…
Rhino:That was a double whammy right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers DDP 1………………….2…………..3…No! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:DDP is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up DDP… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just planted DDP…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Diamond Dallas Page to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is struggling to get back up…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber connected with his move… The Gimmick…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:El Presidente continues to be on a roll as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber is on quite a roll and to think last year he was on his retirement tour… But that was then and this is no… As we now get set for the EWA Tag Team Championship Showdown…
EWA Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
Justin Credible & Dangerous D(c) vs Adam Syndal & John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Elimination Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first…The Challengers… Weighing in at a combined weight of 495 Pounds… Accompanied by Kandi Washington… John Cena and Adam Syndal… THE BEST DAMN TAG TEAM PERIOD!
(“Still Fly” plays as John Cena & Adam Syndal enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in 225 Pounds… One Half Of the EWA Tag Team Champions…JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and it will be John Cena and Justin Credible starting things out for their respective teams…
Rhino:We could see as many as three pinfalls in this match up to crown EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:We have see how impressive John Cena and Adam Syndal have been as a unit… This is the first time we are seeing Dangerous D and Justin Credible as a unit even though they are the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:That’s thanks to the Unholy Alliances Stipulation that put the titles on the line in two different matches…
Mark:Justin Credible just slaps John Cena across the face… John Cena now goes for a right hand… Justin Credible ducks and starts hammering him with a couple of jabs right to the chin…
Rhino:Justin Credible is really connecting with those jabs…
Mark:Justin Credible now whips John Cena off in to the ropes… Justin Credible goes for a clothesline… John Cena ducks and is now coming off the farside… Flying Shoulderblock!
Rhino:Nice move by John Cena taking Justin Credible off of his feet…
Mark:John Cena now scoops up Justin Credible and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulderbreaker! By John Cena… John Cena goes for a quick cover 1………………….2………….. Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now being brought to the Best Damn Tag Team Period’s Corner…
Mark:Adam Syndal gets the tag from John Cena… John Cena and Adam Syndal hooks up Justin Credible… Double Vertical Suplex! By Cena & Syndal…
Rhino:Justin Credible is in trouble…
Mark:Adam Syndal goes for the cover 1…………………2……………. Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now putting the boots to Justin Credible as he backs him up in to the corner…
Mark:Adam Syndal pulls Justin Credible out of the corner… Sitout Facebuster! Driving Justin Credible face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Justin Credible right now could use a tag…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Justin Credible 1…………………2……………. Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:Adam Syndal now is waiting for Justin Credible to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks up Justin Credible… Suplex! No! Justin Credible escapes… Superkick!
Rhino:I dont think Justin Credible got all of that kick…
Mark:He got enough to get Adam Syndal off of his feet and Justin Credible falls on top of Adam Syndal 1……………….2…………3..No! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now trying to crawl to his corner to tag in Dangerous D…
Mark:John Cena gets the tag and from behind he lays out Justin Credible with a clothesline…
Rhino:Justin Credible was only a couple of feet away from making the tag to Dangerous D…
Mark:John Cena is now picking up Justin Credible… Spinout Powerbomb! No! Bulldog by Justin Credible…
Rhino:Very nice counter by the former EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Justin Credible now dives and tags in Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D goes right after John Cena…
Mark:Big right hands by Dangerous D as he whips John Cena in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:John Cena is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D has him setup.. Samoan Drop! Dangerous D goes right for the cover 1………………..2……….3…No! John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D was a half a second away from eliminating John Cena from this match up…
Mark:Dangerous D now waits for John Cena to get up… Kick to the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Dangerous D could have him right here…
Mark:Dangerous D with another cover 1…………………..2…………….3……No! Adam Syndal comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Justin Credible is in the ring and he knocks Adam Syndal out of the ring with a dropkick…
Mark:Dangerous D is now tagging in Justin Credible…
Rhino:John Cena right now is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up John Cena… THATS INCREDIBLE! NO!
Rhino:John Cena is able to escape…
Mark:Justin Credible turns around… John Cena gets him up… FU! John Cena goes right for the cover 1…………………2………..3……. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Justin Credible Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Dangerous D now has an uphill battle to climb if he wants to retain the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Dangerous D goes after John Cena nailing him with right hands… Dangerous D now locks the arms of John Cena and scores with a few headbutts…
Rhino:He really connected with those headbutts…
Mark:Dangerous D with one final headbutt knocking John Cena off of his feet… Dangerous D covers John Cena 1………………2………….3…No! Adam Syndal comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:John Cena is now crawling to the corner and tags in Adam Syndal…
Mark:Dangerous D turns around… Adam Syndal with a kick to the midsection… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering around after that Jaw Breaker…
Mark:Tidal Crash!
Rhino:What a move that was by Adam Syndal…
Mark:A backflip neckbreaker in to a reverse DDT… Very Unique move and very effective by Adam Syndal who now covers Dangerous D… 1………………..2…………3……No! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now pulling Dangerous D in to the corner…
Mark:John Cena gets the tag… Adam Syndal and John Cena whip Dangerous D in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:The Best Damn Tag Team Period is in complete control at the moment…
Mark:John Cena now covers Dangerous D 1……………….2…………..Dangerous D kicks out after the double clothesline…
Rhino:Adam Syndal gets the quick tag in again…
Mark:John Cena sets up Dangerous D… Double Piledriver!
Rhino:Dangerous D was just planted head first right in to the mat…
Mark:Adam Syndal now covers Dangerous D 1…………………….2………………..3…………NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is once again dragging Dangerous D to the corner and John Cena gets tagged back in…
Mark:Syndal and Cena whip Dangerous D off in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster! No! Double DDT! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Both Syndal and Cena were planted by Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D is staggering back up… Syndal is up first and he gets clotheslined out of the ring by Dangerous D…
Rhino:John Cena is back up…
Mark:Dangerous D turns around… FU! NO! Dangerous D escapes… John Cena turns around… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:John Cena was drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Dangerous D now covers John Cena 1………………..2…………..3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:John Cena Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Its now down to a One on One Match between Adam Syndal and Dangerous D…
Mark:Adam Syndal is up on the apron… Springboard Clothesline! No! Dropkick by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D knocked the wind right out of Adam Syndal with that dropkick…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Adam Syndal 1………………….2…………..3…….NO! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks up Adam Syndal… Front Face Suplex! Laying out Adam Syndal in the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is going to fly… D-BOMB! MISSED!
Rhino:Adam Syndal rolled out of the way and Dangerous D got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet… BLINDING LIGHT! By Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Dangerous D looks to be out…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks the leg 1………………………2………………3…………..ITS NOT OVER! As Dangerous D got his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there as Adam Syndal believed that he had him beat…
Mark:Dangerous D is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is looking to go for the kill right here and now…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks him up… SYNDROME! NO! Dangerous D escapes… STUNNER!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1………………….2……………3………….. NO! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal right now is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now hooks him up… D-LOCK! NO! Adam Syndal blocks… Adam Syndal kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Dangerous D escapes… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Adam Syndal has been laid out…
Mark:Dangerous D is once again going to the top rope…
Rhino:Hes going for the kill right now…
Mark:D-BOMB! MISSED AGAIN!
Rhino:Two Times he has gone for it and he has missed…
Mark:Adam Syndal takes advantage… SYNDROME!
Rhino:Dangerous D is out…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions JOHN CENA and ADAM SYNDAL!
Rhino:Well tonight Syndal and Cena proved to be the Best Damn Tag Team Period!
Mark:They are at the moment as they are the EWA Tag Team Champions… Will we see a new EWA World Champion… Standing by right now is the EWA World Champion Triple H with our Kent Richardson…Kent take it away…
Kent:Triple H… In just a moment you will be heading down to the ring to defend your EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Josh Stewart… Any final thoughts?
HHH:Its real simple… To all of the doubters out there who believe that someone else is better for this job… To all of you who think that change is needed to be made… Tonight… I prove without a Shadow of a Doubt… Who the Best Really Is… As tonight I walk out STILL The EWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Kent:Guys back to you… As The Game is On!
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Death Match
Triple H(c) vs Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the EXTREME DEATH MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go Rhino… A match up many have been talking about and one of the main reasons everyone is here tonight in New Orleans…
Rhino:People are looking forward to this one but I think Josh Stewart has been looking forward to this match up more than anyone else…
Mark:Triple H and Josh Stewart right now are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is telling Josh Stewart exactly what is going to happen…
Mark:Triple H just slapped Josh Stewart right across the face… Josh Stewart comes back and nails Triple H with a couple of hard forearm shots…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is knocking The Game backwards…
Mark:Triple H gets sent off in to the ropes by Josh Stewart… Triple H comes off the ropes… Josh Stewart drops his head… Knee Buster! By the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H grabs him by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H spinning Josh Stewart inside out…
Rhino:Triple H is now putting the boots to the challenger right now…
Mark:Triple H stomps Josh Stewart right in the face and now comes off the ropes and drops the knee right in the face… Triple H covers Josh Stewart 1…………..2………. Josh Stewart quickly kicks out…
Rhino:The Game now takes his time and rolls to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Game knows what this match up is all about and he is looking for a weapon to use…
Rhino:You can see many weapons have been placed around ringside for this Extreme Death Match…
Mark:Triple H just grabbed a singapore cane but Triple H isnt done as he is wrapping it up in barbed wire…
Rhino:I will probably say that if you get hit with that its going to hurt…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets back up and walks right in to a shot by Triple H with that Barbed Wire Singapore Cane…
Rhino:Triple H with a smile on his face after he connected with that shot…
Mark:Triple H now mounts Josh Stewart and is using the singapore cane and is pressing it up on the forehead of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The Game is trying to rip open the skin of the challenger right now…
Mark:You can see some blood start to trickle out of the forehead of Josh Stewart… The Game now turns him over and lays in with a shot right across the back as well…
Rhino:Josh Stewart right now is taking a beating for Triple H at the moment…
Mark:The Game now picks Josh Stewart up on his shoulder up and he drives him right in to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now being tied up in the tree of woe…
Mark:The Game is now rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Josh Stewart to be in right now…
Mark:The Game places the chair by the face of Josh Stewart… The Game backs up… Baseball Slide! In to the Chair! Missed! As Josh Stewart sits up and got out of the way of the chair shot to the skull…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is back up as well… Josh Stewart connects with a spinning back elbow laying out Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting right back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart kicks Triple H in the midsection… Double Underhook Backbreaker!
Rhino:Right now the challenger Josh Stewart is heading to the outside of the ring as it looked like he has spotted that he would like to use in this match up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is sliding a table in to the ring…
Rhino:He has also brought a bag of some sort in to the ring as well…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet but from behind Josh Stewart connects with a clothesline to the back of the head…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is opening up the bag… Its Thumbtacks!
Mark:Josh Stewart is spreading the thumbtacks out on the table as Triple H is staggeirng back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is in trouble right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now setting up the champion… Powerbomb Through The Table & Thumbtacks!
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of the EWA World Champion Triple H right now as the thumbtacks are driving in to his back…
Mark:Josh Stewart now pulls Triple H out of the carnage and covers him 1……………………2…………….3…..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart the hungry and determined challenger is looking around ringside as he looks for more weapons of destruction in this Extreme Death Match…
Rhino:It looks like he has found something else that he likes…
Mark:Josh Stewart is sliding in one of those Barbed Wire Boards as he wipes some of the blood out of his eyes that continued to flow from the open cut that Triple H made earlier on in this match up…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is on the apron…
Rhino:The Game doesn’t know where he is…
Mark:Springboard DDT! No! SPINEBUSTER!
(Explosion)
Rhino:What a counter…
Mark:Triple H saw the Springboard DDT coming and was able to counter with a Spinebuster and he drove Josh Stewart right in to the Barbed Wire Board that exploded on impact…
Rhino:Both men are hurting after that move and especially after the Explosion…
Mark:Triple H gets his arm on Josh Stewart for the cover 1………………..2……………3….No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game is now trying to get himself together and get back in control of this match up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet… Triple H with right hands to Josh Stewart who is unable to cover up and he now whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:That move was to buy himself a little more time to think of his next big move…
Mark:Triple H on the outside of the ring right now is bringing another one of those barbed wire boards in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like he is bring two in the ring with him now…
Mark:The Game has them lined up next to one another…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble now…
Mark:Triple H waits for Josh Stewart to get back up… The Game with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! BACK DROP ON TO THE BARBED WIRE BOARDS!
(Explosion)
Rhino:The Game is hurting and is cut up all along his back…
Mark:Josh Stewart is looking a little better but not much better as he is cut up as well…
Rhino:Josh Stewart slides to the outside of the ring and is now picking up a Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:The EWA World Champion Triple H is looking like an easy target right now as he spins around… Steel and Barbed Wire Meet Skull! As Triple H just took a Barbed Wire Chair Shot right across the face…
Rhino:The Game is busted wide open…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H 1…………………….2……………..3………NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:The blood is really starting to flow right now…
Mark:The Game is trying to pull himself to the corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now waiting for The Game to get back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up…Stewart Syndrome!
Rhino:The Game could be done right now after that move…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H again 1……………………..2…………………3………NO! Triple H once again kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has a smirk on his face as he looks down at Triple H with the blood flowing from his head…
Mark:The Challenger Josh Stewart heads back to the outside and is pulling out something from underneath the ring…
Rhino:That looks like a sheet of Plate Glass…
Mark:Business is about to pick up I say Rhino…
Rhino:Totally Mark… Totally…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now standing the sheet of Plate Glass up in the corner…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up Triple H… Suplex! No! Triple H blocks… FRONT FACE SUPLEX THROUGH THE PLATE GLASS!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is really bleeding now after going face first in to that glass…
Mark:Both men are really losing a lot of blood as Triple H pulls him out of the corner and goes for the cover 1……………………….. 2……………….3……….NO! Josh Stewart finds away to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H wipes blood out of his eyes as he picks up the limp body of the challenger Josh Stewart and drags him in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to finish him off right now…
Mark:Kick to the midesection… PEDIGREE! NO! Low Blow! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:That’s stopping Triple H…
Mark:ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart might have just hit the knock out shot right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H 1……………………2…………………3………………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:The Game found a way to get his shoulder up once again…
Mark:These two men are really giving it everything they have for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Triple H refuses to let his ten month title reign as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion come to an end as he continues to find away to kick out…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now putting the Barbed Wire Chair in position…
Rhino:What does he have in mind now…
Mark:Josh Stewart has Triple H setup… BRAIN STEW! On to the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:That’s gotta be it… We are looking at the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg of Josh Stewart 1………………………2………………………..3……………. ITS STILL NOT OVER!
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:The Game is showing the heart of a champion right now as he continues to kick out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now on the outside of the ring and is bringing another barbed wire board in to the ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart now has Triple H in position… BRAIN STEW! NO! Low Blow!
Rhino:The Game just stopped a bloody challenger in his tracks…
Mark:The Game is trying to stand back up as he has lost a lot of blood…
Rhino:So has Josh Stewart…
Mark:Triple H is now dragging Josh Stewart over… PEDIGREE ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!
(Explosion)
Rhino:That’s It! The Game is leaving as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H covers Josh Stewart 1……………………….2…………………….3……………… HE DIDNT GET HIM!
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:Josh Stewart found away to get his shoulder up at the very last second…
Rhino:The fans are trying to rally behind Josh Stewart right now to get him back in to this match up…
Mark:Triple H just picked up the barbed wire chair…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is dazed and looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H swings… Josh Stewart ducks… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:The Challenger and Champion right now are trying to get back up on to their feet right now…
Rhino:With all of the blood lose I dont know how either man is moving right now…
Mark:I agree with you there Rhino… But this is for the richest prize in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And both men want it…
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:Triple H with a right hand… Josh Stewart comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:With each right hand you can see the blood fly off of each other’s face…
Mark:Josh Stewart scores with a couple of more shots…Josh Stewart whips Triple H in to the ropes… Triple H with a reversal… The Game goes for a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks… The Game turns around… ENTER THE STEW! DUCKED! The Game has Josh Stewart setup… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be the knock out shot right there…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Mark:Triple H is still on top of his throne here in the EWA…
Rhino:Wait… Look at Josh Stewart’s leg… Its on the bottom rope…
Mark:It looks like the referee didn’t see it…
Rhino:Someone needs to point that out to him…
Mark:And I think someone is… As El Presidente Lone Jobber has gone down to ringside and telling the official what happened…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just told him to look at the monitor…
Mark:The referee just saw that Josh Stewart’s foot was on the rope and is now talking with the PA Announcer…
Rhino:It looks like El Presidente Lone Jobber is doing the right thing and so is the referee…
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen the referee has informed me that Josh Stewart’s leg was on the ropes… There for this match up… MUST CONTINUE!
Rhino:Yes!
Mark:Triple H is furious right now as he is screaming at the referee and Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:Triple H with a burst of energy charges at Josh Stewart… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got all of that kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1……………………2………………….3………….NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart thought he had him right there…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now on the outside and has brought in one more barbed wire board…
Mark:The Game is back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart charges with a clothesline… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:The Game just reached out of the ring for something…
Mark:Triple H just dumped some sort of fluid on to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Oh My God…
Mark:Triple H just lit the Barbed Wire on fire…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to end this match up once and for all right now…
Mark:We are looking at going on Eleven Months… As Triple H is dragging Josh Stewart to the flamming Barbed Wire…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for anyone…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! COUNTERED! BRAIN STEW! ON TO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Both men in pain… Josh Stewart gets on top of Triple H 1…………………….2………………….3……………. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has done it!
Mark:The Ten Month reign of Triple H as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is over…
Rhino:What a battle this was…
Mark:Both men need medical attention right now as Triple H is not moving at the moment…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is being helped up by officials…
Mark:A stretcher has come out as Triple H looks to be on his way to the hospital via Stretcher…
Rhino:This was a tremendous battle we just saw tonight…
Mark:Josh Stewart just made history as he is the man to finally dethrone The King… But what kind of history will be made in the Royal Rumble… Its time to find out….
2008 EWA Royal Rumble
30 Men Enter, One Winner
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble! The winner of this match will earn themselves a future EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match… Now introduce the Number One Entrant… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Inside The Fire” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the man who drew number two… From Hollywood, Ca… GOLDUST!
(“Goldlust” plays as Goldust enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes right after Goldust nailing him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fired up to be in this match up and he believes this is his chance to get back in the main event scene here in the EWA…
Mark:If he wants to do that he has an uphill road to climb as he is the first man in this match up as he shoots Goldust off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Goldust is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Right now Big Daddy Ace is having his way with Goldust…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace backs Goldust up in the corner and is trying to get him over the top rope…
Rhino:Goldust is doing his best to hold on to the ropes to stay in the ring…
Mark:Tonights rumble could shape up to be one of the most highly competitive rumbles in the history of the EWA…
Rhino:A lot of men who want to make a name for themselves or remake their name in the EWA…
Mark:Goldust with a shot to the face of Big Daddy Ace and is now getting down off the ropes…
Rhino:Goldust is now scoring with a couple of uppercuts right underneath the jaw of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Goldust sends Big Daddy Ace off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Goldust…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace moves out of the way…
Rhino:Goldust is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The fans are chanting… As I think we are about find out who drew number three…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Who is it?
(“Sexy Boy” plays as Blake Bennit enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Blake Bennit!
Mark:Former EWA World Champion Blake Bennit has hit the ring and attacks Big Daddy Ace from behind…
Rhino:What better way for Blake Bennit to restart his career in this business than by winning the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Blake Bennit and Goldust are now looking at one another and now they are teaming up nailing Big Daddy Ace with boots…
Rhino:Both Goldust and Blake Bennit know that if they eliminate Big Daddy Ace one of them could collect the bounty that Shane McMahon put on Big Daddy Ace’s head…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is being pulled back up on to his feet… Goldust and Blake Bennit whip Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Big Daddy Ace ducks… Big Daddy Ace comes off the other side… Double Clothesline! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He just took both men right off of their feet…
Mark:Goldust is right back up… Big Daddy Ace charges and clotheslines Goldust over the top rope and Goldust has been eliminated…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is now back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Sexy Boy Kick!
Rhino:Blake Bennit got all of that kick knocking out Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Blake Bennit… Long time rival of current EWA Superstar Shawn Michaels is looking to toss former EWA World Champion Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is wrapping his arm around the ropes so that he cant be tossed over the top rope…
Mark:The former Team Better Than You Member is looking to be better than Big Daddy Ace but right now Big Daddy Ace continues to hang on…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just elbowed Blake Bennit right in the face to get off the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now nails Blake Bennit with a couple of right hands as he tries to back Blake Bennit up in to the corner…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is now the one in trouble right now…
Mark:Rake of the eyes by Blake Bennit as he now is trying to get Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…
Rhino:I think we are now looking to find out who is number four…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Coming Undone” plays as Matt Sydal enters the arena…)
Mark:Matt Sydal has now hit the ring and is going right after Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is an up and comer here in the EWA who is looking to make it known that he should be a title contender in the near future…
Mark:Matt Sydal now whips Blake Bennit off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:That dropkick as Blake Bennit staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges at Blake Bennit… Blake Bennit ducks the clothesline and back drops Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Matt Sydal lands on the apron…
Mark:Blake Bennit turns around… Springboard Dropkick! By Matt Sydal…
Rhino:That is one way to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Matt Sydal now turns around and gets nailed with a big uppercut by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That knocked Matt Sydal right off of his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal is crawling back to the corner… Big Daddy Ace goes after him and Matt Sydal grabs him the pants and pulls him right in to the corner and Big Daddy Ace goes shoulder first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now holding on to his shoudler…
Mark:Having an injured shoulder will not help you throw people over the top rope… As Matt Sydal is now trying to get Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…
Rhino:Also having an injured arm will make it harder to hold on to the ropes as well to keep yourself alive in this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace continues to hold on… As Blake Bennit now is getting up in the face of Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Blake Bennit didn’t like that Matt Sydal stopped him from throwing Big Daddy Ace over the top rope as he enter this match up…
Mark:Blake Bennit goes for a right hand… Matt Sydal blocks and nails Blake Bennit with a couple of shots backing him up in to the ropes… Matt Sydal whips him in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Blake Bennit is staggering back up by the ropes…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges at Blake Bennit… Clothesline! No! Blake Bennit with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:The fans are counting that must mean our next participant is on his way down to the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Are You Ready for this” Plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Mark:Here comes the former EWA Tag Team Champion Prodigy…
Rhino:Prodigy is a three hundred plus pound monster…
Mark:Matt Sydal with a suplex… Blake Bennit lands on the apron… SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace
Rhino:Blake Bennit has been eliminated by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around and gets run over with a big clothesline by Prodigy…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace picked his spot to get rid of Blake Bennit but then took a very hard shot from Prodigy…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up in the corner… Prodigy charges… Big Splash!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Prodigy grabs him by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline! As Big Daddy Ace just got spun inside out…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now talking with Prodigy and is telling him that the two of them should work together to get rid of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:It looks like Prodigy and Matt Sydal are going to work together as Matt Sydal starts to put the boots to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now giving Prodigy some instructions…
Mark:I dont think Prodigy like that… As Prodigy now grabs Matt Sydal…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Matt Sydal…
Mark:Prodigy lifts Matt Sydal up in the air and drops him with a big press slam…
Rhino:The wind just got knocked right out of Matt Sydal…
Mark:Matt Sydal is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner… As Prodigy is now trying to get Matt Sydal over the top rope…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is doing his best to hang on to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up and is now going after Prodigy…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is really opening up with shots right now to Prodigy…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Reversal by Prodigy… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Spinning Sidewalk Slam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just drilled in to the canvas with that Side Walk Slam…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)
Mark:James Wolf is looking to make a name for himself and is looking for a strong performance here in the Royal Rumble Match…
Rhino:James Wolf is wasting no time and is going right after the biggest man in this match up so far…
Mark:James Wolf goes for right hands on Prodigy… Prodigy shoves James Wolf backwards right in to the ropes…
Rhino:James Wolf looks to be getting fired up…
Mark:James Wolf charges… Clothesline…
Rhino:Prodigy is still standing…
Mark:James Wolf charges again… Flying Shoulder Block! And that knocked Prodigy backwards in to the ropes…
Rhino:This is James Wolf’s chance to get rid of Prodigy…
Mark:Big Time Running Clothesline! By James Wolf and he was able to knock Prodigy over the top rope…
Rhino:James Wolf had the momentum on his side and he was able to knock Prodigy over the top rope…
Mark:Matt Sydal is now going right after James Wolf…
Rhino:Matt Sydal has been pestering everyone in this match up…
Mark:Right now Big Daddy Ace is recovering in the corner as Matt Sydal nails James Wolf with a couple of forearm shots… Matt Sydal whips James Wolf if in to the ropes…Matt Sydal ducks his head…
Rhino:James Wolf just put the breaks on…
Mark:James Wolf now kicks Matt Sydal in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Matt Sydal went for one hell of a ride with that powerbomb…
Mark:James Wolf is now scraping him up off the mat…
Rhino:Matt Sydal looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:James Wolf has him by the head and just launches him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Matt Sydal has been eliminated and now have a showdown…
Mark:One man wants to earn a spot and the other man wants to tell the world that he wants his spot back…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and James Wolf are face to face and are about to explode…
Mark:The fans are cheering which can only mean one thing…
Crowd:10…9….8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Who is it going to be now?
(“If I Cant” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)
Mark:Former EWA Television Champion Kid Money has run right in to the ring and is looking right at Big Daddy Ace and James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf and Big Daddy Ace were two seconds away from ripping in to each other but it looks like their attention has now changed to Kid Money…
Mark:Kid Money tells them to bring it… Both men charges at Kid Money… Kid Money ducks the double clothesline…Kid Money goes for a right hand… James Wolf blocks and Big Daddy Ace with a hard kick right to the midsection…Both James Wolf and Big Daddy Ace are now hooking up Kid Money… Double Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Kid Money was just planted right in to the mat…
Mark:Kid Money is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He had the wind knocked right out of him after that suplex…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now charges and he clothesline Kid Money out of the ring with a clothesline…
Rhino:Good Bye Kid Money…
Mark:The former EWA Television Champion didn’t last long in this years rumble…
Rhino:There is always next year…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and James Wolf are once again face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are about to really tear in to one another right now…
Mark:Right hands by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Right hands by James Wolf…
Mark:Both men are going back and forth with shot after shot right now…
Rhino:They are really slugging it out right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace ducks the right hand of James Wolf and now backs him up in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace whips James Wolf in to the farside… James Wolf with a reversal… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting right back up…
Mark:James Wolf now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Swinging Chokeslam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just drilled right in to the mat by James Wolf…
Mark:James Wolf is now trying to drag Big Daddy Ace to the ropes to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is once again doing his best to hold on to the ropes…
Mark:James Wolf knows that he can collect the bounty which is why he is really trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Jay Jixhel enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here comes one half of Camera Chaos…
Rhino:I wonder what Lone Jobber is going to have to say to see one of his personal camera men in this match up…
Mark:Jay Jixhel is just watching on as he is letting James Wolf try to take care of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is almost over…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace falls off the ropes and lands on the side of the ring and rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf just turned around and sees Jay Jixhel standing in the corner…
Mark:James Wolf charges at Jay Jixhel…Jay Jixhel moves out of the corner…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel believes that he has out smarted James Wolf…
Mark:James Wolf is standing right behind Jay Jixhel…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel doesn’t even know it…
Mark:Jay Jixhel turns around… James Wolf lifts him up high in the air and he presses Jay Jixhel over his head and over the top rope…
Rhino:Well there goes Jay Jixhel…
Mark:Jay Jixhel’s run has ended in the rumble… James Wolf now turns around… Spear!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just took James Wolf right off of his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get James Wolf over the top rope…
Rhino:James Wolf is trying to really hang on right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace almost has James Wolf over the top rope…
Rhino:James Wolf is hanging on by a thread…
Mark:James Wolf with a knee to the midsection to save himself…
Rhino:James Wolf rolls back in to the ring underneath the bottom rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now putting the boots to him in the corner as he tries to get him over the top rope once again…
Rhino:James Wolf continues to hold on…
Mark:The fans are going crazy again… As its time for the next man to enter the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Heidenreich…
Mark:Former EWA World Champion Heidenreich has entered the rumble and is going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That was a hard clubbing shot from Heidenreich…
Mark:Heidenreich grabs Big Daddy Ace by the head and has him in a double underhook and is now driving his knees right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This is not good for Big Daddy Ace right now as he takes more shots right to the face…
Mark:Double Underhook Suplex by Heidenreich as he tosses Big Daddy Ace across the ring…
Rhino:The Boston Badass continues to have the bullseye on his back as he staggers up in to the corner…
Mark:Heidenreich charges in and scores with a clothesline and is now trying to lift Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace locks his arms on the ropes making it difficult for Heidenreich to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is doing his best to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:This is buying James Wolf some times to regroup…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an elbow to the side of the head of Heidenreich as he is now able to get off the ropes and back on his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to dump Heidenreich out of the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is now the one in a bad position…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind James Wolf attacks Big Daddy Ace and he is now trying to lift Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:The bounty plays a huge part in this match up as everyones main goal at first is to get rid of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:It sure is Rhino…
Rhino:Heidenreich and James Wolf are now working together to try and get rid of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to hang on as best as he can…
Rhino:It looks like he is almost over…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lands on the apron and quickly rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:That was a close call for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Heidenreich and James Wolf are now getting in a shoving match blaming the other for not getting Ace out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the first Lone Jobber Stardom Invitional Winner Val Venis…
Mark:Val Venis was number thirty last year and this year he is number ten in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Val Venis going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Val Venis is really opening up with shots to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Rhino:James Wolf is really hammering in on Heidenreich at the moment…
Mark:Heidenreich gets sent off in to the ropes… Spinebuster! By James Wolf…
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion Heidenreich is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf is now trying to get Heidenreich over the top rope…
Rhino:Heidenreich has his legs wrapped on the ropes as he tries to hang on…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace mean while almost got dumped over the ropes but nailed Val Venis right in the head with a boot…
Rhino:Val Venis is now dazed…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Val Venis and he drops him with a suplex across the top rope…
Rhino:That is not where you want to be if I were Val Venis…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is looking to knock him out… Val Venis though blocks and drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace and Val Venis is back in the ring…
Rhino:Val Venis is now opening up with right hands…
Mark:Heidenreich just rolled back in to the ring as James Wolf almost dumped him out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dazed after those last couple of shots…
Mark:Val Venis whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Val Venis goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks and comes off the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:That just knocked Val Venis out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to dump Val Venis out of the ring…
Rhino:Val Venis is holding on once again…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes The Deadman…
Mark:The Undertaker spins Big Daddy Ace around and starts to nail Big Daddy Ace with rights and lefts…
Rhino:The Deadman is really opening up on Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Undertaker whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just got his head taken off by The Undertaker…
Mark:Val Venis stumbles back in to the ring and he walks right in to the arms of the Undertaker…
Rhino:That is not the spot you want to be in right there…
Mark:The Undertaker lifts Val Venis up in to the air… Chokeslam!
Rhino:The Deadman is in control right now…
Mark:The Undertaker get spun around by James Wolf…Spinebuster!
Rhino:The Undertaker was just planted in to the mat by James Wolf…
Mark:Watch Out! The Undertaker sits right up…
Rhino:That’s vintage Undertaker right now…
Mark:James Wolf is nailing The Undertaker with more right hands… The Undertaker is being hammered back in to the corner…
Rhion:James Wolf is trying to now get The Undertaker out of the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich has now joined in on the attempt to get The Undertaker out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to regroup at the moment…
Mark:The Undertaker fights his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf just got knocked down and taken off of his feet from a big right hand from The Undertaker…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get Val Venis over the top rope…
Rhino:The 2007 Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Winner is on the verge of going over the top rope right now…
Mark:Heidenreich kicks The Undertaker in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Heidenreich is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker clinches Heidenreich by the throat… Chokeslam!
Rhino:Look out from behind…
Mark:James Wolf with a head of steam and he tries to dump The Undertaker over the top rope…
Rhino:The Undertaker is hanging on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Nemeth’s theme plays as Nick Nemeth enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Nick Nemeth!
Mark:The Natural Nick Nemeth is in the ring and he is going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is firing back at Nick Nemeth…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Nick Nemeth off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now charges in at Nick Nemeth… Clothesline!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is hanging on to the ropes right now…
Mark:Heidenreich charges in at James Wolf who is trying to dump The Undertaker out of the ring… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Heidenreich has been eliminated…
Mark:The Undertaker rolled back in to the ring while Heidenreich went over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth just slid back in to the ring…
Mark:Val Venis is going back after The Undertaker and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf is now helping Val Venis to get rid of The Undertaker…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace almost has Nick Nemeth out of the ring right now…
Rhino:We are just a few moments away from seeing who drew lucky number thirteen…
Mark:Nick Nemeth slides in between the middle ropes and gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is now changing places with Big Daddy Ace and he is now trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is firing back with shots to get himself back in to the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“My World” plays as Jeff Jarrett enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Chosen One!
Mark:Jeff Jarrett is coming right in to the ring and once again he is going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The bounty is what everyone wants to start in this match up…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes and he takes Big Daddy Ace down with a back elbow shot…
Rhino:The Undertaker is almost out of the ring…
Mark:Nick Nemeth just spun Jeff Jarrett around and both men are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth just connected with a jawbreaker…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett spins around… Nick Nemeth hooks up Jeff Jarrett…Suplex! No! Jeff Jarrett escapes… THE STROKE!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is out after The Stroke…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett turns around… Big Daddy Ace scores with right hands to Jeff Jarrett…
Rhino:The Boston Badass is really opening up on the Chosen One…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Big Daddy Ace… Jeff Jarrett is staggering around… Running Clothesline! And Big Daddy Ace knocks Jeff Jarrett out of the ring…
Rhino:The Chosen One has been eliminated…
Mark:Val Venis with a dropkick and Big Daddy Ace goes over the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace landed on the apron…
Mark:Val Venis thought that he had eliminated Big Daddy Ace with that dropkick…
Rhino:James Wolf and The Undertaker are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace slides back underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:James Wolf just charged at The Undertaker…
Mark:The Undertaker ducked the clothesline and now scoops up James Wolf…
Rhino:This is not the position that James Wolf wants to be in right now…
Mark:Tombstone! No! James Wolf escapes and he shoves The Undertaker in to the corner…
Rhino:The Undertaker is staggering backwards…
Mark:James Wolf charges up from behind and with a full head of steam he is able to dump The Undertaker out of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like we have seen the last of the deadman for this years Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Burn” plays as Drake Knight enters the arena…)
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:Its a new comer in the EWA Drake Knight…
Rhino:I guess he is looking to make an impact here in the EWA…
Mark:What better way as Drake Knight goes right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth and Val Venis are fighting it out in the corner right now…
Mark:Drake Knight with kick a to the midsection and now gets Big Daddy Ace up on his shoulder… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just dropped right on his head after the Death Valley Driver…
Mark:Drake Knight is now trying to toss Big Daddy Ace out of the ring right now…
Rhino:James Wolf is fighting with Val Venis right now as he is trying to get Val Venis out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just fought his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:Drake Knight is now hammering Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Mark:Nick Nemeth is trying to help Drake Knight to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Drake Knight just nailed Nick Nemeth in the head with an elbow right to the side of head…
Mark:Nick Nemeth and Drake Knight are now trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up and is trying to get Val Venis out of the ring…
Mark:Drake Knight with a front face suplex and drops Nick Nemeth across the top rope…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is in trouble right there…
Mark:Big Boot! By Drake Knight to knock Nick Nemeth off the ropes and out of the ring…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth has now been eliminated…
Mark:Val Venis just got back in to the ring… Drake Knight and James Wolf are now trying to dump Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Both men want the bounty so its smart to work together to get rid of the common enemy…
Mark:Right now Val Venis gets a chance to breathe…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace currently has his legs and arms wrapped around the ropes as he tries to hang on…
Mark:How long can Big Daddy Ace hang on like this…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just got back in to the ring…
Mark:He just saved himself right there…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Is Cookin” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Well who is coming out?
Mark:Its the song for The Rock and here comes Toa Maivia…
Rhino:Who?
Mark:He is a relative of The Rock’s… Toa Maivia is in the ring and he goes right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Logical choice…
Mark:Toa Maivia charges… Big Daddy Ace ducks and he back drops Toa Maivia out of the ring…
Rhino:So much for that Samoan Representation…
Mark:Well I think you spoke too soon…
Rhino:That’s Samu!
Mark:Samu has ran down to the ring and is nailing Big Daddy Ace with right hands… Samu goes for a Headbut… Big Daddy Ace ducks the headbutt…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now opening up on him Samu…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace reaches back and scores with a big right hand knocking Samu over the top rope…
Rhino:Well one goes out and in comes another one…
Mark:LA Smooth comes running in to the ring and Big Daddy Ace catches him as he comes in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going full on with this attack of the Samoan Dozen…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get LA Smooth over the top rope…
Rhino:Junior Fatu is in the ring…
Mark:James Wolf goes toe to toe with Junior Fatu…
Rhino:Here comes The S.H.I.T.
Mark:The S.H.I.T. charges at Big Daddy Ace who is trying to get LA Smooth out of the ring… Big Daddy Ace moves and The S.H.I.T. runs right in to LA Smooth and the momentum carries both men out of the ring…
Rhino:I dont think The Rock is going to like that…
Mark:Afa Anoa’I Jr. has hit the ring and is squaring off with Drake Knight..
Rhino:While all of this is going on Val Venis is recovering in the corner…
Mark:James Wolf with a burst of energy is able to get Junior Fatu over the top rope…
Rhino:Here comes Toa…
Mark:The New American Gladiator Toa has hit the ring and is going after James Wolf…
Rhino:Drake Knight just tossed Afa Anoa’i Jr. out of the ring…
Mark:Look out Big Daddy Ace… Samoan Spike! By Umaga…
Rhino:Well that’s the sort of impact The Rock was looking for…
Mark:Sonny Siaki has now run down to the ring…
Rhino:David Tua is in the ring as well and hes trying to get Drake Knight out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble as Umaga and Sonny Siaki are trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:David Tua just got back dropped out of the ring…
Mark:There goes Toa as well…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Dont Hold Back” plays as Cameron Mignano enters the arena…)
Rhino:One of the up and comers in the EWA Cameron Mignano is looking to make a name for himself in this Royal Rumble…
Mark:Cameron Mignano goes right in the ring and nails Val Venis with a running dropkick…
Rhino:The Big Valboski wasn’t expecting that…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is almost over the top rope but he is able to slide back in to the ring…
Rhino:Toa from American Gladiators just got tossed out of the ring…
Mark:Val Venis is staggering out of the corner… Cameron Mignano charges… Running Headscissors and he dumps Val Venis over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:There goes Val Venis…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fend off both Umaga and Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano and Drake Knight are battling in the corner…
Mark:James Wolf is getting a rest at the moment…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki right now is holding up Big Daddy Ace for Umaga…
Mark:Umaga has some clear shots in on the Boston Badass…
Rhino:This is not the spot Big Daddy Ace wanted to be in…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now telling Umaga to give him the Spike one more time…
Rhino:When Umaga hits this… It will be all over for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Sonny Siaki holds him up… SAMOAN SPIKE! To Sonny Siaki!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way…
Mark:Umaga is distracted… James Wolf charges and clotheslines him from behind sending Umaga out of the ring…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is the only representative left from the Saoman Dozen…
Mark:Well you cant forget about The Rock…
Rhino:That’s right… We have yet to see The Rock…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace right now is trying to get Sonny Siaki out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Are You Ready for this” plays as Dragon enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes former EWA Tag Team Champion Dragon…
Mark:We saw his partner Prodigy earlier on in this match up…
Rhino:Dragon just spun James Wolf inside and out with a clothesline…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is on the verge of being eliminated from this Royal Rumble by Drake Knight…
Rhino:Drake Knight has had a nice showing in this match up for his debut in the EWA…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Sonny Siaki almost over the edge but he lands right on the apron…
Rhino:Look out for Dragon…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Spin Heel Kick! By the Three Hundred Pounder…
Rhino:He is very light on his feet…
Mark:He packs a big punch as well with that kick… As Big Daddy Ace is now in trouble…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:Drake Knight lifts up Cameron Mignano… Countered in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Cameron Mignano…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is now trying to get Drake Knight out of the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf is trying to get Sonny Siaki out of the ring as well…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets sent for a ride by Dragon… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:That just crushed the insides of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:James Wolf has Sonny Siaki on the edge of the ropes…
Rhino:You can see that Sonny Siaki is trying to do whatever he can to stay in the ring…
Mark:Dragon is now dragging Big Daddy Ace to the corner…
Rhino:Dragon is just moments away from collecting the bounty and eliminating Big Daddy Ace from the 2008 Royal Rumble…
Mark:Who will be the next man to enter… We are about to find out…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Showstopper!
Mark:Last Year’s Royal Rumble winner The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels has hit the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf and Shawn Michaels are going right at it…
Mark:James Wolf goes for a right hand… Shawn Michaels ducks and nails him with straight right hands… Shawn Michaels whips James Wolf off in to the ropes… Reversal by James Wolf…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just ducked the clothesline…
Mark:Flying Forearm! By The Showstopper… Taking James Wolf off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is on the verge of going over…
Mark:Superkick! By Shawn Michaels to the back of the head of Dragon and that just knocked him over the top rope…
Rhino:So long Dragon…
Mark:In a weird way he just saved Big Daddy Ace being eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:Good point Mark…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and he walks right in to a Belly to Belly Suplex by Cameron Mignano…
Rhino:That’s going to slow down the momentum of the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is now trying to get Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels won this match up last year and is trying to repeat this year…
Mark:Drake Knight has gone after Big Daddy Ace and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been the target of so many men in this match up…
Mark:James Wolf is now trying to once again help Drake Knight eliminate Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace so far has made it an art form of staying in this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just raked the eyes of Cameron Mignano to get off the top rope and back down in to the irng…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been in many of a rumble in his day…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now trying to get Cameron Mignano out of the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now the one who is hooking himself up on the ropes…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:The Answer William McConnell has returned…
Rhino:We havent seen him in a few weeks after being attacked by Triple H at Unholy Alliances…
Mark:Look at the look on Shawn Michaels face right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and William McConnell has such a storied rivarly here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:These two men met at Glory 2007 where neither man got the pinfall on the other but it was a clear sign who won the war between these two…
Rhino:They are now nose to nose in the center of the ring right now…
Mark:There they go… Right Hands back and forth between The Showstopper and The Answer…
Rhino:You knew things would heat up if either of them got in the ring with one another again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels ducks a right hand and nails William McConnell with a couple of hard knife edge chops…
Rhino:Drake Knight has Cameron Mignano up in mid air right now…
Mark:Headscissors Counter!
Rhino:Drake Knight just went over the top rope…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick! By Cameron Mignano as he knocks Drake Knight off the ring apron…
Rhino:Good bye Drake Knight…
Mark:Sweet Chin Music! No! McConnell ducks and now is backing Shawn Michaels up in to the corner…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano quickly got back in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a kick to the midsection of James Wolf… Swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now lifting up James Wolf and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is hanging on right now…
Rhino:Looks like we are about to hear from the next man in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:Well look who it is… Its The Hebrew Hero…
Mark:The Maker of the Matzah…
Rhino:The Pincher of the Penny…
Mark:Mister Multimedia…
Rhino:Mister EWA…
Mark:El Presidente… Lets just stop right there…
Rhino:Good point we dont need to feed his ego…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion Lone Jobber has hit the ring and he is now looking right in to the eyes of William McConnell…
Rhino:It was Lone Jobber who named William McConnell the EWA Commissioner back in 2007…
Mark:These two men have a long history together as well…
Rhino:They fought at Halloween Hellraiser which many thought would be Lone Jobber’s last match…
Mark:It was William McConnell’s last singles match however…
Rhino:Well look who has just decided to join the party…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staring down both men right now…
Rhino:These three men know each other pretty well…
Mark:Meanwhile Sonny Siaki is on the verge of being taken out of this match up by Cameron Mignano…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki just fought his way back in to the ring…
Mark:Who will make the first move as these three men are just staring down one another…
Rhino:You know this is one match up we have never seen…
Mark:It would be a historic moment if they ever met but they are all at different points in their career…
Rhino:James Wolf just slid back underneath the bottom rope… As Big Daddy Ace continues to put the boots to James Wolf…
Mark:You can just feel the tension between Lone Jobber, Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hit The Floor” plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Johnny Legion!
Mark:Johnny Legion is in the ring… TRIPLE SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Lone Jobber, Shawn Michaels and William McConnell all just had the same idea and they just knocked out Johnny Legion…
Rhino:All three men just smirked at one another…
Mark:HBK, PYB and El Jay are picking up Johnny Legion and they just tossed Johnny Legion out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just mouthed the words… Thanks for Finally Coming…
Mark:That brought a smile to those three mens faces…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and James Wolf charge right at HBK, PYB and El Jay from behind and all three men just got sent over the top rope…
Rhino:They were laughing at Johnny Legion and at that point James Wolf and Big Daddy Ace stopped working over each other and eliminated Lone Jobber, Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Mark:Who Eliminated Who?
Rhino:It looks on Extreme Replay… Big Daddy Ace got William McConnell… Shawn Michaels was taken out by James Wolf and they both hit Lone Jobber…
Mark:So much for Shawn Michaels chance to repeat as a back to back winner…
Rhino:He still hasnt cashed in his contract from last year…
Mark:That’s a good point and its still active… But back to the in ring action… James Wolf and Cameron Mignano are once again going at it…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is still trying to hang on as he is trying to impress The Rock…
Mark:He has been able to hang in there so far…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has gone over forty minutes in this match up so far…
Mark:He is trying to be the Iron Man here tonight…
Rhino:He is going to have to be it if he wants to win this match up…
Mark:Well who is the next man in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Kevin Thorn’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Rhino:The Man known as Kevin Thorn is now heading down to the ring…
Mark:Kevin Thorn goes right after Big Daddy Ace nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn has a powerful punch as he is really hammering him in to the corner…
Mark:Kevin Thorn now scoops up Big Daddy Ace… Snake Eyes!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around on his feet…
Mark:Incoming! Big Boot! No! Big Daddy Ace ducks the big boot…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is now straddling on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now putting Kevin Thorn up on his shoulders… TKO! Sending Kevin Thorn out of the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn’s run didn’t last too long in this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to catch his breath for a second…
Rhino:Well it didn’t last long as Sonny Siaki goes right back to work on him…
Mark:Sonny Siaki really wants to collect the bounty and take it back to The Rock…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is again trying to hold on…
Mark:James Wolf almost has Cameron Mignano out of the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano the lightest of the superstars in the ring and he is wrapping his body around those ropes…
Mark:He is hanging on the best that he can right now as he wants to avoid elimination as best as he can…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now dragging Big Daddy Ace to the center of the ring…
Rhino:What does Sonny Siaki have in mind right now?
Mark:Sonny Siaki has Big Daddy Ace up… Samoan Pop! No! Big Daddy Ace escapes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is nailing Sonny Siaki with right hands…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a kick to the midsection… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is out cold after that Ace Crusher…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to drag Sonny Siaki to the ropes and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Rebel enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Rebel!
Mark:Rebel is really as fast as he can to the ring…
Rhino:Rebel is looking to cause some havoc in the ring right now…
Mark:Look at Rebel he has just climbed up on to the top rope…
Rhino:What is he going to do from there…
Mark:Crossbody! By Rebel! Caught by Cameron Mignano…
Rhino:Rebel is in trouble…
Mark:Cameron Mignano dumps Rebel right over the top rope and Rebel’s run in the rumble was a short one…
Rhino:No pun intended of course…
Mark:Oh of course not…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is just about out of the ring…
Mark:Sonny Siaki has fallen out of the ring and he is no longer in this match up…
Rhino:Well there went the…
Mark:THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock is in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock just laid the smackdown on Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:We have to wonder where The Rock came from…
Rhino:The Rock is the man left representing the Samoan Dozen that entered this rumble at number 15…
Mark:The Rock is now trying to do what the other eleven men tried to do and he is trying to dump Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf is now helping The Rock to eliminate Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Rock and James Wolf are now exchanging words…
Rhino:It looks like The Rock wants to be selfish and only keep the bounty for himself…
Mark:The Rock and James Wolf are now exchanging right hands back and forth…
Rhino:They are laying in to one another…
Mark:The Rock is now backing James Wolf up in to the ropes… The Rock sends James Wolf off in to the ropes… Spine on the Pine with the Spinebuster!
Rhino:James Wolf is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Ned Tesseract enters the arena…)
Mark:Here comes the other half of Camera Chaos…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel had a stellar run earlier in this match up…
Mark:Of course he did…
Rhino:Ned Tesseract is going after Cameron Mignano…
Mark:James Wolf is back up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! James Wolf counters… CHAOTIC AGONY!
Rhino:The Rock looks to be out right now…
Mark:Ned Tesseract charges… Hip Toss! By Cameron Mignano as he tossed Ned Tesseract out of the ring…
Rhino:I guess Ned will be filming this match up from the outside of the ring from now on…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get Cameron Mignano out of the ring once again…
Rhino:James Wolf is now trying to get The Rock out of the ring…
Mark:James Wolf has been in this match up over thirty minutes and is having a very impressive run…
Rhino:He really is as we still have six more men to go to enter this match up…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is getting close to going over…
Rhino:He is trying to uses his legs to keep him in this match up…
Mark:Cameron Mignano slides back in to the ring as Big Daddy Ace almost got him over…
Rhino:The Rock just did the same as well…
Mark:James Wolf is hammering The Rock with shots to the midsection as he once again tries to get him over the top rope and get him out of this match up…
Rhino:The Rock is hanging on by a thread at the moment…
Mark:James Wolf is trying to go from underneath and power The Rock out of the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano and Big Daddy Ace are battling in the center of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Cameron Mignano… ACE CRUSHER! NO! DDT! By Cameron Mignano…
Rhino:Very nice counter right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble now…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Right now The Rock just rolled back in to the ring as he hit the apron but did not go out…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” Plays Stone Cold Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Rhino:STONE COLD!
Mark:Stone Cold Steve Austin hits the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is the first one to great him…
Mark:Stone Cold with a kick to the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:James Wolf just nailed Stone Cold from behind…
Mark:James Wolf with right hands as he whips Stone Cold off in to the ropes… James Wolf ducks his head…
Rhino:Bad move right there…
Mark:Stone Cold with a hard kick… Stunner!
Rhino:Its a Stunnerfest at the moment…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering backwards…
Rhino:You know whats coming up here…
Mark:Stunner! For The Peoples Champion…
Rhino:Stone Cold Steve Austin is just a house of fire right now…
Mark:SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Stone Cold turned around and got caught with a Spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now dragging Stone Cold towards the ropes and is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano and The Rock are staggering back up on to their feet…
Mark:Stone Cold is hanging on as Big Daddy Ace is trying to dump him over…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to get Cameron Mignano out of the ring…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is hanging on like a monkey right now as he has his arms locked around the ropes…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:From behind James Wolf is now trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold just rolled back in to the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Im Back” plays as Half Dollar enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Half Dollar…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is making his return to the EWA and is looking to make an impact…
Rhino:Half Dollar is attacking the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Brian Henderson and Stone Cold are trading right hands…
Rhino:Half Dollar is backing Stone Cold up in the corner…
Mark:Brian Henderson is trying to dump Stone Cold out the ring…
Rhino:Half Dollar has the momentum on his side…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace mean while just rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Cameron Mignano to get back on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock with right hands to Cameron Mignano… The Rock sends Cameron Mignano in to the ropes… Cameron Mignano springs off the ropes…Crossbody!
Rhino:Nice counter by Cameron Mignano…
Mark:The Rock is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:The Rock is now in trouble as Cameron Mignano is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold just slid back in to the ring…
Mark:James Wolf is now setting up Big Daddy Ace… Piledriver!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Stone Cold kicks Half Dollar in the midsection… Stunner! No! Half Dollar shoves Stone Cold off in to the ropes… Half Dollar charges up from behind and Stone Cold has been tossed over the top rope by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Well that’s a way to return with an impact by taking out a legend…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now on the verge of being eliminated…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now trying to dump The Rock out of the ring…
Mark:The Rock has his arm wrapped underneath the top rope so he is trying to keep his balance…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is on his last legs thanks to James Wolf…
Mark:I hear the crowd… Who is next?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Meet The Master” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful?
Mark:Last year’s number one entrant is back and ready to give it ago this year…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is taking his time to get in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace right now just barely got back in to the ring as James Wolf was what I believe a couple of seconds away from throwing Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now telling Mondo to get in to the ring…
Mark:I think Cameron is telling him to show him how Masterful he really is..
Rhino:Mondo is refusing to get in to the ring right now…
Mark:From behind The Rock nailed Cameron Mignano with a clothesline…
Rhino:Cameron got blindsided right there by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock now is backing Cameron Mignano back in to the corner as he connects with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to pull himself away from the action as he is trying to regroup…
Mark:James Wolf and Brian Henderson right now are trading some shots…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is trying to get James Wolf out of the ring…
Mark:It would be big for Brian Henderson if he were able to get rid of James Wolf…
Rhino:Mondo is still standing at ringside watching the action happen right now…
Mark:It is smart strategy in some ways to take your time to get in the ring…
Rhino:He will need to pick his spot wisely…
Mark:James Wolf lands back on the apron and rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano just drilled a knee right in to the face of The Rock…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now going after The Rock and is looking to get rid of him from this match up…
Rhino:The Rock is struggling to stay in the ring at the moment…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is trying to help him out…
Rhino:You can see the look on The Rock’s face he knows he is in a bad position right now…
Mark:Half Dollar is in the same position as James Wolf is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:And still Mondo The Masterful is on the outside of the ring watching on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Da.Ngar” plays as The Great Khali enters the arena…)
Rhino:Well here comes the biggest man in this match up…
Mark:He could be the biggest man in the entire EWA…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful just turned around to see The Great Khali behind him and he ran in to the ring…
Mark:The Great Khali is stalking Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:There is no place for Mondo to Go…
Mark:The Great Khali lifts Mondo The Masterful up high in the air with a Press Slam and he tosses Mondo The Masterful out of the ring…
Rhino:That was a not so masterful performance right there by Mondo…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… The Great Khali with a big headbutt knocking Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Rhino:Look out Brian Henderson…
Mark:Big Chop! By The Great Khali…
Rhino:The Great Khali is tearing through anyone that comes near him…
Mark:James Wolf goes for a right hand… The Great Khali blocks… Big Chop! And down goes James Wolf…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano just springboard off the ropes…
Mark:The Great Khali catches him in midair… Khali Bomb!
Rhino:The Great Khali is a one man wrecking crew…
Mark:The Rock is now face to face with The Great Khali…
Rhino:Look at The Rock… He is trying to make a deal with The Great Khali…
Mark:It looks like The Rock and The Great Khali have come to some sort of an agreement…
Rhino:The Great Khali is now picking up Brian Henderson by the head…
Mark:The Great Khali tosses Brian Henderson out of the ring…
Rhino:A nice solid performance by Brian Henderson as he tries to make another run here in the EWA…
Mark:The Rock is trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:The Great Khali is working over James Wolf who is trying to hang on right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Vertigo!
Mark:Vertigo is now going right after The Rock…
Rhino:Vertigo is really laying in on shots on The Rock…
Mark:Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace are now trying to get The Rock out of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock really in a bad position right now…
Mark:Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace just dumped The Rock over the ropes but he lands on the apron…
Rhino:So close but it was not to be right there…
Mark:Cameron Mignano just nailed Vertigo with a right hand and now the two of them are going at it…
Rhino:Vertigo is now on the edge as Cameron Mignano has him up on the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to work over on The Great Khali…
Rhino:James Wolf and Big Daddy Ace are now working together to try and get The Great Khali out of the ring…
Mark:There is only one man left to come in to this match up…
Rhino:I wonder who it is going to be…
Mark:Vertigo is now joining in on the party as Three Men are trying to get The Great Khali out of the ring…
Rhino:It would be smart to get The Great Khali out of the ring…
Mark:The Great Khali just shoved them all way…
Rhino:What strength shown by The Great Khali…
Mark:Cameron Mignano charges… Dropkick to the Great Khali…
Rhino:The Great Khali is dazed…
Mark:Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace with a double clothesline…
Rhino:The Great Khali is staggering…
Mark:James Wolf charges and he clothesline The Great Khali…
Rhino:The Great Khali just bounced in to the ropes…
Mark:The Rock is the only one who isnt going after The Great Khali…
Rhino:Cameron, Wolf, Ace and Vertigo all are talking things over…
Mark:With a full head of steam all four men charge at The Great Khali…
Rhino:They are looking to get him out of the ring…
Mark:The Great Khali is off of his feet…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:The Great Khali is over and his feet hit the floor…
Rhino:There goes The Great Khali…
Mark:In walks Shane McMahon as the final man in this match up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace doesn’t see him…
Mark:From behind Shane McMahon just nailed Big Daddy Ace with a flying forearm…
Rhino:The Rock and James Wolf are fighting now…
Mark:The Rock with a kick to the midsection… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:James Wolf is out…
Mark:The Rock is now trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is nailing Big Daddy Ace with shots to the face and midsection in the corner…
Mark:Shane McMahon put the bounty on Big Daddy Ace and he is trying to collect on it…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to get Cameron Mignano out of of the ring…
Mark:Cameron Mignano just slid underneath the legs of Vertigo… Cameron Mignano gets quickly back up… Dropkick! By Cameron Mignano and it knocked Vertigo over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon just sent Big Daddy Ace hard across the ring…
Mark:James Wolf just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is getting frustrated that he couldn’t get James Wolf out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering out of the corner… Shane McMahon plants him with a DDT…
Rhino:The EWA Vice President is taking advantage of the fact that Big Daddy Ace has been in the ring for sixty plus minutes…
Mark:Cameron Mignano charges at the Rock… The Rock ducks and back drops him over the top rope…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano lands on the Apron…
Mark:Big Right Hand! By The Rock as he knocked Cameron Mignano right off the apron…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano’s hopes of becoming the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble winner have come to an end…
Mark:We are down to our final four…Dropkick! By Shane McMahon from behind on The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock just landed on the apron…
Mark:Shane McMahon tried to eliminate The Peoples Champion…
Rhino:James Wolf is back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock and James Wolf are tied up… The Rock with a suplex! Blocked… James Wolf with a suplex of his own but he drops The Rock forward and The Rock has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to three..
Mark:Shane McMahon is telling James Wolf to get rid of Big Daddy Ace and he will get The Bounty and the Win…
Rhino:I would take that deal if I were James Wolf…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is slow to get back up…
Rhino:It looks like James Wolf is agreeing to the arrangement made by Shane McMahon…
Mark:James Wolf lifts up Big Daddy Ace… CHAOTIC AGONY!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out cold…
Mark:Shane McMahon is telling James Wolf to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace isnt moving at all right now…
Mark:James Wolf is trying to lift him up and toss him over the top rope…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has a big grin on his face right now…
Mark:James Wolf tosses Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is thanking James Wolf for getting rid of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace isnt eliminated as he is hanging on to the ropes…
Rhino:James Wolf and Shane McMahon dont know it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon and James Wolf turn around…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just spear Shane McMahon…
Mark:From behind James Wolf nails Big Daddy Ace with a couple of hard shots…
Rhino:James Wolf is bringing Big Daddy Ace by the ropes…
Mark:James Wolf sets up Big Daddy Ace…. POWERBOMB! NO! BACK BODY DROP!
Rhino:James Wolf Is gone…
Mark:Shane McMahon charges in at Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace catches him and gets him up on his shoulders…ACE CRUSHER TO THE OUTSIDE! Shane McMahon Has Been Eliminated…
Rhino:James Wolf held himself up and is still alive…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace thinks he has won…
Rhino:James Wolf is back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Running Clothesline! Ducked By Big Daddy Ace…Jawbreaker!
Rhino:James Wolf is staggering backwards…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… Clothesline! No! Back Drop!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace lands on the apron…
Mark:James Wolf thought he won…
Rhno:Big Daddy Ace gets back in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… Kick to the midsection… CHAOTIC AGONY! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:What a move…
Mark:James Wolf looks to be out on his feet near the ropes… Running Clothesline! James Wolf Is Gone! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble Winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has done it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has gone from the first one in to the Last Man Standing…
Rhino:What a moment for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now has a future shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace beat the odds and survived the Bounty…
Mark:This was a history making night… Big Daddy Ace wins the Rumble…Josh Stewart is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Good Night Everyone… What A Night of May-Hem!
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