Tuesday Night Carnage 03-11-08
Mark:We are live and on the air from Phoenix, Arizona for Tuesday Night Carnage… And Rhino we have a tremendous line up for everyone here tonight which includes our Main Event…
Rhino:Thats right our Main Event will be for the EWA Television Championship as Stone Cold Steve Austin tries to take the EWA Television Championship away from Captain Charisma Christian Cage… In a Glass Shatters Death Match…
Mark:That is going to be a really unqiue contest and it will be in our Main Event… Also here tonight Lone Jobber and Purgatory will be putting the EWA Tag Team Titles on the line against The Edgeheads…
Rhino:The Edgeheads are looking to end the reign of Lone Jobber and Purgatory here tonight and it will all go down in a Ladder Match…
Mark:Also tonight we will determine a new number one contender for the EWA Womens Championship as Melina, Tylene Buck and Jacqueline all do batle in the ring tonight…
Rhino:One of those three women will battle Beth Phoenix at Sabotage for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Its going to be a really interesting night… And lets get started with our opening contest here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mike Smith vs Wyld Fyre vs The Saint
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 249 Pounds… THE SAINT!
(“Adrenaline” plays as The Saint enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLDFYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Houston, Texas…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… MIKE SMITH!
(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)
Mark:Mike Smith gets attacked as he enters the ring by Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is really nailing him with shots on the ring apron…
Mark:Hot Shot! By Wyld Fyre knocking Mike Smith off the apron and down to the ground on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Mike Smith couldn’t even get started in this match as he was attacked right away…
Mark:The Saint spins Wyld Fyre and nails him with hard chops right across the chest… The Saint now whips Wyld Fyre off in to the ropes… Wyld Fyre with a reversal and The Saint comes off the ropes… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre just tossed The Saint right over his head and sent him across the ring…
Mark:Mike Smith is getting back up on the ring apron…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre nails him with a right hand and has him by the throat on the ring apron…
Mark:Mike Smith is in trouble… Wyld Fyre grabs him by the neck… Chokeslam! Off the Ring Apron…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre just drilled Mike Smith in to the ground with that chokeslam…
Mark:Mike Smith is out of it on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Saint is getting back up on to his feet in the ring right now…
Mark:Wyld Fyre with right hands and now backs The Saint up in to the corner…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is really doing a number to The Saint in the corner right now…
Mark:Wyld Fyre has The Saint setup… Belly to Belly Superplex!
Rhino:The Saint looks to be out of it in the ring right now…
Mark:Mike Smith is trying to get himself back up on to his feet on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Saint has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Wyld Fyre hooks up The Saint… ZACA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now after The Saint was just dropped straight in to the mat with that Chokeslam Powerbomb…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes for the cover on The Saint 1…………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WYLD FYRE!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre gets back on track here tonight and picks up the victory over The Saint and Mike Smith…
Mark:Still to come we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H in action… But for now its back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Ashley Massaro vs Sable vs Maria
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Babylon, Ny… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!
(“Light A Fire” plays as Ashley Massaro enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Jacksonville, Fl…Weighing in at 120 Pounds…Accompanied to the ring by Nicole Bass…SABLE!
(“Wildcat” plays as Sable enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Ottawa, Illinois… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… MARIA!
(“With Legs Like That” plays as Maria enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this contest is underway… Ashley Massaro and Sable lock up in the center of the ring… Ashley goes for a clothesline… Sable ducks and shoves Ashley Massaro back in to the corner…
Rhino:Ashley didn’t like that…
Mark:Sable is now taunting Ashley…
Rhino:She is taunting Ashley with The Grind…
Mark:As you know all the girls want to be here and that all the guys come to… Spin Heel Kick! By Ashley Massaro as Sable turned around she got caught with the spin heel kick…
Rhino:Ashley caught her good with that shot…
Mark:Ashley Massaro with the cover on Sable 1……………………2……………..Sable kicks out…
Rhino:Sable is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Here comes Maria! Monkey Flip! by Maria sending Sable out of the corner…
Rhino:Sable is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Double Dropkick! By Maria and Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:What a double team move right there by Ashley and Maria…
Mark:Sable has been knocked to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Sable seems furious on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Sable is taking her time to get back in to the ring… Ashley and Maria lock up in the center of the ring… Ashley with a headlock on Maria…
Rhino:Maria is fighting her way out of the headlock…
Mark:Maria pushes Ashley off in to the ropes… Ashley Massaro comes off the ropes… Maria goes for a clothesline… Ashley Massaro ducks and now comes off the farside… Flying Clothesline! By Ashley Massaro… Ashley goes right for the cover 1…………………..2…………. Sable comes in to the ring and breaks it up…
Rhino:Sable just tossed Ashley Massaro through the ropes and to the outside…
Mark:Maria is now staggering up on to her feet right now… Sable kicks her in the midsection and now hooks her up and takes her over with a vertical suplex… Sable goes for the cover 1……………2……………Kickout by Maria…
Rhino:Maria is now staggering back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Sable charges in… Maria gets her foot up in the face of Sable…
Rhino:Sable seems dazed on her feet right now…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Maria…
Rhino:Maria could have Sable right here…
Mark:Coming down the ramp right now looks to be Torrie Wilson, Christy Hemme & Candice Michelle…
Rhino:What in the world are they doing out here?
Mark:Im not sure…But they have distracted for a Maria at the moment as Sable has gotten back up on to her feet and just yanks her down by her hair…
Rhino:Maria’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Sable is now waiting for Maria to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Sable is setting up Maria for the Sable Bomb…
Mark:What is going on now?
Rhino:That’s Bobbi Billard & Maryse coming down to the ring…
Mark:Sable is now distracted by these two women…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is up on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! By Ashley Massaro… Ashley with the cover 1…………………2……………3……….NO! Sable kicks out…
Rhino:Ashley almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:Sable is getting back up on to her feet… Ashley hooks her up… DDT! No! Countered by Sable… Sable gets her up on her shoulders… TKO!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Sable hooks the leg of Ashley Massaro 1…………………..2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SABLE!
Rhino:Sable gets the duke here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:One has to ask why all of these other ladies came down to the ring during this match up…
Rhino:They played a big part in causing some distractions along the way…
Mark:We will see what happens between all of these ladies in the near future… But for now its back to the ring for our next contest…
Steele vs Michael W. Kruel
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds…Accompanied to the ring by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(The American Anthem plays as Michael W. Kruel enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Steele and Michael Kruel lock up in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position… Steele backs Michael Kruel up in the ropes and nails him with hard shots right across the chest…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots at the moment…
Mark:Steele now whips Michael Kruel off in to the ropes…Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Michael W. Kruel gets back up on to his feet slowly after taking the back body drop from Steele…
Mark:Steele now scoops up and slams Michael Kruel straight down in to the mat… Steele now comes off the ropes and drops a leg drop right down on to Michael W. Kruel… Steele goes in to a cover 1……………..2…….. Michael Kruel kicks out…
Rhino:Michael W. Kruel is rolling out of the ring and is discussing things over with Roucka on the outside of the ring…
Mark:She is trying to give Michael W. Kruel some advice…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is taking his time getting back in to the ring…
Mark:Steele grabs him and now hooks him up on the arpon… Suplex! No! Michael Kruel lands on his feet… Roll up from behind by Michael Kruel 1………………….2……………….Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Steele gets back up on to his feet right away…
Mark:Steele charges at Michael Kruel… Michael Kruel ducks the clothesline… Michael W. Kruel spins Steele around… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Steele is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Michael W. Kruel goes for the cover 1…………………2…………….Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Michael W. Kruel is trying to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Michael Kruel now hooks up Steele… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Michael Kruel just dropped Steele right on his head…
Mark:Michael Kruel goes for another cover on Steele 1…………………..2………………3..No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Steele needs to find away to get back in to control of this contest…
Mark:Steele is up on to his feet in the corner… Michael Kruel with right hands and now pulls him out of the corner…Michael Kruel hooks up Steele… Kruel Bomb! No!
Rhino:Steele escaped and landed right on his feet…
Mark:Steele goes behind Michael Kruel… Release German Suplex! By Steele…
Rhino:Nice counter move right there by Steele…
Mark:Steele covers Michael Kruel 1…………………..2………………..3……..NO! Michael Kruel gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Steele with right hands to Michael Kruel and now whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Steele could have him right here and now…
Mark:Steele hooks the leg of Michael Kruel 1……………………2…………….3……..NO! Michael Kruel gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Michael W. Kruel is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:It seems like Steele is ready to end it right here and now as he is setting him up for the Bessemer Press…
Mark:Steele hooks him up…
Rhino:Milena Roucka is up on the apron and is taunting Steele…
Mark:Steele shoves Michael W. Kruel aside and is getting up in to the face of Roucka…
Rhino:I dont think this is smart…
Mark:Roucka shoves Steele…
Rhino:The referee is trying to get her off the apron after shoving Steele…
Mark:Michael Kruel is back up… Michael Kruel spins Steele around… Kruel Escape!
Rhino:That Cross Armbreaker took down Steele…
Mark:Michael W. Kruel goes right after the arm… LIBERTY LOCK!
Rhino:Steele is trapped…
Mark:Steele is trying to reach for the ropes…
Rhino:Michael Kruel has it locked in…
Mark:STEELE TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
Rhino:Michael W. Kruel pulls out his second victory here in the EWA…
Mark:Michael Kruel with the win here tonight… But still to come Dangerous D defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Christian Taylor… But its back to the ring for more action….
Six Diva Tag Team Action
Sex Kittens vs PMS
Pa Announcer:This next contest is Six Diva Tag Team Action… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a Combined weight of 456 Pounds… Layla, Kristal and Rhaka Khan… PMS!
(“PMS Remix” plays as PMS enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 399 Pounds… Bobbi Billard, Karen Angle and George Frankenstein… THE SEX KITTENS!
(The Sex Kitten’s theme plays as they enter the arena…)
Mark:Its going to be Layla and Karen Angle starting things out for both teams…
Rhino:Both women are giving a bit of lip service to the other…
Mark:Karen Angle now charges at Layla… And tackles her right down to the mat…
Rhino:Karen Angle is just choking Layla at the moment…
Mark:Karen Angle with a couple of kness to Layla as she pulls her up on to her feet and brings her over to the corner…
Rhino:Karen Angle tags in George Frankenstein…
Mark:Karen Angle and George Frankenstein whip Layla off in to the ropes… Double Back Elbow by this pair of Sex Kittens…
Rhino:Nice team work right there…
Mark:George Frankenstein goes right for the cover 1…………………2…….. Layla kicks out…
Rhino:For the Sex Kittens to get the win here tonight they are going to need to make some quick tags and keep Rhaka Khan out of the ring…
Mark:George Frankenstein with a couple of forearm shots to Layla and now takes her over with a snap mare…
Rhino:Layla is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:George Frankenstein is now backing Layla up in to the Sex Kittens corner…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard gets the tag right now from George Frankenstein…
Mark:Bobbi Billard and Geogre Frankenstein hook up Layla and connect with a double vertical suplex… Bobbi Billard goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………3..No! Kristal comes in to the ring and breaks it up…
Rhino:She saw that her partner was in trouble and she made sure the referee wouldn’t count to three…
Mark:Bobbi Billard is now with a couple of shots to Layla and now sends her off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Hip Toss! By Bobbi Billard to Layla…
Rhino:Kristal tug herself in…
Mark:Kristal charges and takes Bobbi Billard over with a running headscissors…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Dropkick! By Kristal…
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:Kristal with the cover on Bobbi Billard 1…………………..2……………..3..No! Karen Angle pulls Kristal off of Bobbi Billard…
Rhino:Kristal and Karen Angle are having some words right now…
Mark:Kristal just shoved Karen Angle…
Rhino:Karen didn’t like that…
Mark:Bytch Slap! By Karen Angle…
Rhino:That rocked Kristal…
Mark:School Girl! By Bobbi Billard 1……………………..2………………3……..NO! Layla breaks it up…
Rhino:Close fall right there…
Mark:Bobbi Billard now tags in George Frankenstein…
Rhino:Kristal is getting back up on to her feet right here…
Mark:Bobbi Billard and George Frankenstein whip Kristal off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! Ducked! Kristal comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline! Of her own…
Rhino:She took Bobbi Billard and George Frankenstein off of their feet…
Mark:Both women are slow to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Kristal makes the tag…
Mark:Here comes Big Rhaka Khan… George Frankenstein is back up on to her feet… Standing Spin Kick! By Rhaka Khan…
Rhino:That shot just knocked George Frankenstein…
Mark:Rhaka Khan charges at Karen Angle and just knocked her off the apron…
Rhino:This Rhaka Khan is just down right intimidating…
Mark:Bobbi Billard is back up on to her feet… Rhaka Khan grabs her by the neck… POWERBOMB! Rhaka Khan with the cover 1…………………2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners PMS!
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is a one women wrecking crew Mark…
Mark:Look up at the entrance ramp right now Rhino…
Rhino:That’s Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon seems impressed with what she just saw out of Rhaka Khan…
Rhino:It looks like she was doing some scouting for the big Tag Team Showdown at Sabotage…
Mark:Its Team Stephanie vs Team Alexis at Sabotage… But its back to the ring for more EWA Action right now…
John Cena vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time Is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:Chris Jericho goes after John Cena nailing him with a couple of straight right hands… John Cena comes back with a couple of shots of his own…
Rhino:John Cena is backing Chris Jericho up in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by John Cena sending Chris Jericho off in to the farside… Big Back Elbow by John Cena taking Chris Jericho off of his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting right back up…
Mark:John Cena scoops up and slams Chris Jericho in to the mat…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is rolling to the corner at the moment…
Mark:Chris Jericho pulls himself back up… John Cena charges at Chris Jericho… Jericho moves…
Rhino:John Cena got nothing but turnbuckle right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho goes behind John Cena and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex…
Rhino:John Cena is dazed right now on the mat…
Mark:Chris Jericho puts the boots to John Cena as John Cena tries to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:John Cena is trying to get back up…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks up John Cena… Double Underhook Backbreaker! By Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho with the cover 1…………………..2………………John Cena kicks out…
Rhino:John Cena is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho with a couple of chops right across the chest of John Cena… Chris Jericho with an irish whip… John Cena with a reversal… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:John Cena could have Chris Jericho right here…
Mark:John Cnea with the cover 1………………………..2…………………3…No! Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now the one struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena with right hands as he now whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! By John Cena…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble as he starts to stagger back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena goes behind Chris Jericho… Spin Out Pow… No! Chris Jericho escapes… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Y2J…
Mark:Chris Jericho now comes off the ropes… Lionsault!
Rhino:Chris Jericho could have it right here…
Mark:Chris Jericho with the cover on John Cena 1…………………..2……………….3…….NO! John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there for John Cena…
Mark:John Cena is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is setting him up…
Mark:CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks the leg 1……………………….2………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Y2J gets a strong victory in his first match back here in the EWA…
Mark:The Savior is looking to make a strong run here in the EWA… But still to come we will see the EWA Womens Champion Beth Phoenix in action…However it is time to get back in to the ring for our next contest…
Alexis Laree & Kelly Kelly vs Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 253 Pounds… Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle… The PINK LADIES!
(“No Panties” plays as the Pink Ladies enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 232 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE & KELLY KELLY!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree & Kelly Kelly enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Torrie Wilson and Kelly Kelly starting things out… Torrie Wilson with a couple of chops across the chest of Kelly Kelly backing her up in to the ropes… Torrie Wilson whips Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl… Countered in to a Spinning Headscissors! By Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:Nice counter move right there by Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Torrie Wilson gets back up on to her feet… Kelly Kelly with a couple of forearm shots right to Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is backing Torrie Wilson up in to the corner…
Mark:Kelly Kelly tags in Alexis Laree… Kelly Kelly holds Torrie Wilson wide open…
Rhino:Bad spot for Torrie Wilson to be in right now…
Mark:Big boot right to the midsection of Torrie Wilson by Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree now hooks up Torrie Wilson and takes her over with a vertical suplex… Alexis Laree with the cover 1…………………2………. Torrie Wilson kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree will be captaining a team at Sabotage to take on Team Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Alexis Laree wants to get a rematch for the EWA Womens Championship and at Sabotage it will be her chance at getting another shot…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Torrie Wilson… Sidewalk Slam! By Alexis Laree on Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:Candice Michelle is looking to get in to this match up…
Mark:Alexis Laree with the cover 1…………………….2………………….Kickout by Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:The former EWA Womens Champion is in control…
Mark:Kelly Kelly gets the tag from Alexis Laree…Kelly Kelly whips Torrie Wilson off in to the ropes… Reversal by Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:From behind!
Mark:Candice Michelle just kicked Kelly Kelly right in the back…
Rhino:The referee didn’t see it…
Mark:Torrie Wilson hooks up Kelly Kelly… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is now tagging in Candice Michelle…
Mark:Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson hook up Kelly Kelly… Double Vertical Suplex! By The Pink Ladies…
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark:Candice Michelle goes for the cover 1…………………2………………………3..No! Kelly Kelly gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Candice Michelle is now standing over Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Candice Michelle is doing the Godaddy Dance…
Rhino:Godaddy.com is the provider of the official EWA Website… eWazone.com…
Mark:Nice plug…
Rhino:Thanks…I try…
Mark:Elbow Drop by Candice Michelle… Candice Michelle goes for the cover on Kelly Kelly 1………………………2……………3……No! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Candice Michelle tags back in Torrie Wilson… The Pink Ladies whip Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Kelly Kelly really needs to make a tag right now…
Mark:Torrie Wilson with a cover on Kelly Kelly 1……………………..2…………………3…….NO! Alexis Laree breaks it up again…
Rhino:Alexis Laree really wants to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is struggling to get back up on to her feet… Torrie Wilson whips Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes… Kelly Kelly ducks the clothesline… Kelly Kelly comes off the farside… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both women are down on the canvas…
Mark:Torrie Wilson is crawling to the corner…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly needs to get to her corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree is reaching out…
Rhino:Candice Michelle makes the tag…
Mark:What the hell!
Rhino:Its Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon just pulled Alexis Laree off the apron…
Rhino:Look at the look on Alexis Laree’s face right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is chasing Stephanie McMahon up the ramp…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Big Boot! By Rhaka Khan to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just set up Alexis Laree right there…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is left in the ring… Candice Michelle hooks her up…CANDYWRAPPER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Candice Michelle hooks the leg 1………………………2………………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners CANDICE MICHELLE & TORRIE WILSON!
Rhino:The Pink Ladies score the victory here tonight…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon had a lot to do it with it along with Rhaka Khan…
Rhino:Things will explode at Sabotage when Team Stephanie meets Team Alexis…
Mark:Still to come Christian Cage defends the EWA Television Championship… But it is back to the ring for more action…
Atlas Dabone vs Kamikaze
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Phoenix, Arizona… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… Accompanied by Ashley Massaro… ATLAS DABONE!
(Atlas Dabone’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Atlas Dabone nails Kamikaze with straight right hands…Atlas Dabone whips Kamikaze off in to the ropes… Kamikaze comes off the ropes… Hiptoss…
Rhino:Kamikaze gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kamikaze charges at Atlas Dabone and Atlas Dabone nails Kamikaze with a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:Atlas Dabone goes for a quick cover 1…………………2……….. Kamikaze kicks out…
Rhino:Kamikaze is getting back up on to his feet in the ropes…
Mark:Atlas Dabone charges at Kamikaze… Back Drop! By Kamikaze…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone lands on the apron…
Mark:Kamikaze turns around and Atlas Dabone drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Kamikaze…
Rhino:Kamikaze is dazed…
Mark:Atlas Dabone slingshots himself over the top rope… Sunset Flip by Atlas Dabone… 1………………2………..Kamikaze kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Atlas Dabone goes for a clothesline… Kamikaze ducks… Atlas Dabone comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick! Kamikaze goes for the cover 1…………………2……………….Atlas Dabone kicks out…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is watching on as Atlas Dabone struggles to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is up and Kamikaze slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Kamikaze is now out on the ring apron…
Mark:Kamikaze slingshots himself over the ropes… Leg Drop!
Rhino:Kamikaze could have him right here and now…
Mark:Kamikaze with the cover on Atlas Dabone 1………………………2……………..3….No! Atlas Dabone gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Kamikaze is now ready to take down Atlas Dabone… Kamikaze sets up Atlas Dabone… KAMIKAZE DEATH DROP! NO! Atlas Dabone escapes…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is now behind Kamikaze…
Mark:Release German Suplex! By Atlas Dabone laying out Kamikaze…
Rhino:Kamikaze is down on the mat…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is dancing around…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is coming off the ropes… BONEYARD BOOGIE! Atlas Dabone with the cover 1…………………2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ATLAS DABONE!
Rhino:Atlas Dabone picks up the victory here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Nice solid win for Atlas Dabone as he gets on track here in the EWA… Still to come we will determine a number one contender for the EWA Womens Championship… But its back to the ring for more action…
Big Daddy Ace vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and The Rock are face to face in the center of the ring… The Rock goes for a right hand… Big Daddy Ace blocks and now hammers The Rock with a couple of straight right hands… Big Daddy Ace follows it up with a kick to the midsection and knocks him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now hammering away at The Rock in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of the Peoples Champion… Big Daddy Ace pulls The Rock out of the corner and now takes him over with a snap suplex…
Rhino:The Big Time Playa is putting the boots to The Rock right now…
Mark:The Rock is trying to get back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace scoops up The Rock… Running Powerslam! No! The Rock slides off the shoulder of Big Daddy Ace and shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering backwards…
Mark:Running Clothesline by The Rock right to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Rock is now dragging Big Daddy Ace to the corner…
Mark:The Rock is now stomping away at Big Daddy Ace in the corner… The Rock whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By The Rock… The Rock covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………….2……….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock right now is in control of the Big Time Playa…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet slowly… The Rock opens up and lays in to him with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace seems out of it at the moment…
Mark:The Rock whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Over The Head Belly to Belly Suplex! By The Rock…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace could be done right now…
Mark:The Rock covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2………………3…..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering back up on to his feet with help from the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock is eyeing him up right now and this could be the end for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Big Daddy Ace… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks and nails The Rock with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips The Rock off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:The Rock just got speared out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers The Rock 1………………………2…………………3………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:The Rock is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is ready to end it right here…
Mark:The Rock is up… Big Daddy Ace has him setup… ACE CRUSHER! NO! The Rock escapes…
Rhino:Low Blow!
Mark:The referee didn’t see the Low Blow…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hurting…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Big Daddy Ace… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:The Rock hooks the leg of Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock gets the victory and gets back on track here in the EWA…
Mark:The Rock wants to be EWA World Heavyweight Champion and is hoping to get a shot somewhere down the line… But now its time to see if Doug Kinsella can get some more revenge on the Rated R Superstar…
Rated RKO vs Doug Kinsella & Partner
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 411 Pounds… DELIRIOUS and DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” Plays as Doug Kinsella and Delirious enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 485 Pounds… Randy Orton and Edge… RATED RKO!
(“Ladies & Gentlemen” plays as Rated RKO enters the arena…)
Mark:Doug Kinsella is in the ring and is challenging Edge to get in the ring to fight him…
Rhino:Edge is in the ring and is ready to go…
Mark:Edge tags right out to Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton and Doug Kinsella will start things out I guess now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with right hands to Randy Orton…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is laying in those shots…
Mark:Big Uppercut by Doug Kinsella knocking Randy Orton off of his feet… Randy Orton is backing up in to the corner… Doug Kinsella charges in and lays in a running clothesline in the corner…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a kick to the midsection of Randy Orton… Running High Knee by Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella covers Randy Orton 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now tags in Delirious…
Mark:Doug Kinsella slams Randy Orton down to the mat…
Rhino:Delirious is up on the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! By Delirious right down on to Randy Orton… Delirious covers Randy Orton 1………………..2………….Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:The Legend Killer is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton gets sent for a ride in to the ropes… Bam! A leaping lariat by Delirious…
Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble…
Mark:Delirious with another cover 1……………….2……………Edge comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Delirious is now getting up in to the face of Edge in the corner…
Mark:From behind Randy Orton nails Delirious with a clothesline…
Rhino:Edge now gets the tag from Randy Orton…
Mark:Edge is now hammering Delirious with right hands… Edge hooks up Delirious and nails Delirious with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Edge covers Delirious 1………………….2…………….3…No! Doug Kinsella comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is going right after Edge…
Mark:Edge quickly tags out to Randy Orton…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is chasing Edge out of the arena right now…
Mark:Edge and Doug Kinsella are fighting up on the stage right now…
Rhino:Edge just got his head rammed right in to the set…
Mark:Back in the ring… Delirious is back up on to his feet… RKO!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is busy with Edge up on the stage…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Delirious 1………………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners RATED RKO!
Rhino:Edge is trying to get away from Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Randy Orton is now going up the ramp to fight with Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just stopped Randy Orton in his tracks with a dropkick…
Mark:Randy Orton is back up… FINAL ENCOUNTER! By Doug Kinsella laying out Randy Orton…
Rhino:Edge just got out of the arena and has headed to the back…
Mark:It is only a matter of time before Edge and Doug Kinsella are back in the ring One on One… But for now its back to more in ring action…
Paddle on a Pole Match
Crystal Taylor vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Paddle on a Pole Match… Introducing first… From South Beach, Fl… Weighing in at 110 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Shaniqua… CRYSTAL TAYLOR!
(“Let it Go” plays as Crystal Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Unbreakable” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and thsi match up is underway… Lilith Evans goes right after Crystal Taylor…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is backing away from Lilith Evans…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is telling the referee to back Lilith Evans up… Crystal Taylor slaps Lilith Evans as the referee was moving her away…
Rhino:Lilith Evans didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Lilith Evans now charges at Crystal Taylor and tackles her down to the mat… Lilith Evans rams the head of Crystal Taylor straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks her up and nails her with a Backbreaker! Lilith Evans goes for the cover 1…………….2….. Crystal Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Crystal to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Shaniqua is up on the apron… Lilith Evans charges at her and Shaniqua jumps down on the apron…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is back up on to her feet…
Mark:From behind Crystal Taylor nails Lilith Evans with a clothesline…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor used the distraction to her advantage right there…
Mark:Crystal is now standing on the hair of Lilith Evans and is pulling on her arms up and you can see pain on the face of Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is now backing Lilith Evans up in to the corner…
Mark:Big kick right to the stomach of Lilith Evans knocking her down in the corner…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is setting her up…
Mark:Bronco Buster! No! Lilith Evans got her foot up…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor got caught right in the stomach with that kick…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges… Running Enziguri catching Crystal Taylor right in the back of the head with that kick…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now climbing up the corner and is going after the Paddle…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans grabs the Paddle…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is back up and Lilith Evans nails her right on the backside with the paddle…
Rhino:That was a hard shot…
Mark:Lilith Evans now spins Crystal Taylor around and hooks her up… Piledriver!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a cover on Crystal Taylor 1…………………….2……………..3……..NO! Crystal Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is waiting for her to get back up…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is back up… Lilith Evans grabs her by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is in trouble now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is once again waiting for Crystal Taylor to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:I think Lilith Evans is looking to end this match up right here and now…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is pulling herself up by the ropes…
Rhino:It looks like she is having a hard time trying to stand right now…
Mark:Crystal Taylor falls down in the corner and is holding on to her ankle…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is screaming at the referee that she broke her ankle…
Mark:The referee is telling Lilith Evans to back away as he checks on Crystal Taylor…
Rhino:You would hate for someone to get here when fighting in the ring like this…
Mark:It is part of the business… WHAT THE HELL! From Behind Shaniqua just nailed Lilith Evans in the back of the head with the paddle…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is knocked out in the ring…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is pushing the referee away as she now crawls over on to Lilith Evans for the cover 1………………..2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CRYSTAL TAYLOR!
Rhino:I think Crystal Taylor and Shaniqua just setup Lilith Evans right there…
Mark:I believe you are right as you can see Crystal Taylor is standing fine right now…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is going to be looking for revenge after this one…
Mark:Its back to the ring for more action…
Ravens Rules
Justin Credible vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is under Ravens Rules…Introducing first… From The Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!
(“Scream” play as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Mark:Justin Credible and Raven are face to face in the center of the ring… Justin Credible nails Raven with right hands… Raven is now firing back with shots of his own…
Rhino:Both men are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Justin Credible kicks Raven in the midsection and now knocks him off of his feet with an uppercut…
Rhino:Raven gets right back up near the ropes…
Mark:Justin Credible charges at Raven near the ropes… Raven ducks and back drops Justin Credible over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible hit hard on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Raven now charges and nails Justin Credible with a baseball slide…
Rhino:Raven is now looking underneath the ring for a weapon…
Mark:Raven has a trash can and nails Justin Credible right in the back with the trash can…
Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven now whips Justin Credible off in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Justin Credible is dazed after hitting the guardrail…
Mark:Raven scoops up Justin Credible up on his shoulder… Justin Credible slides off of Raven’s shoulder and pushes him off in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Justin Credible just picked up a steel chair…
Mark:Raven turns around and Justin Credible nails Raven right in the head…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there by The Impact Player…
Mark:Justin Credible will be one of four men who will be competing for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Sabotage…
Rhino:Right now he is battling with Raven as he rolls him back in to the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible throws a couple of singapore canes in to the ring…
Rhino:Raven staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible has a singapore cane… Raven ducks…
Rhino:Raven just grabbed the other singapore cane…
Mark:Both men are having a cane fight in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Neither man can get the big shot in right now…
Mark:Raven swings and misses… Justin Credible nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Raven looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible with another big shot with the singapore cane taking Raven off of his feet… Justin Credible covers Raven 1……………………2……………3…….NO! Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible thought he had him right there…
Mark:Raven is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H just ran down to ringside…
Mark:Justin Credible sees Triple H and both men are exchanging words right now…
Rhino:Triple H just slid a chair in to the ring…
Mark:Raven just picked up the chair…
Rhino:Justin Credible just flipped off Triple H…
Mark:Justin Credible turns around… Raven swings the chair… Justin Credible ducks and the chair drops… Justin Credible scoops up Raven… THATS INCREDIBLE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Thats probably it right there…
Mark:Justin Credible with the cover 1…………………2……………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Triple H tried to cause a distraction but it wasnt to be as Justin Credible is able to still pick up the victory here tonight…
Mark:Triple H and Justin Credible will meet Christian Cage and Lone Jobber in a Four Way Showdown at Sabotage… But it is now time to see the EWA Womens Champion in action…
Non Title Match
Beth Phoenix vs Tylene Buck
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Non Title Match… Introducing first… From Sacramento, Ca… Weighing in at 134 Pounds… TYLENE BUCK!
(“Bitch Please” plays as Tylene Buck enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… The Glamazon BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Mark:Tylene Buck gets right up in the face of the EWA Womens Champion…Tylene Buck slaps the EWA Womens Champion right across the face…
Rhino:That’s sending a message right there…
Mark:Beth Phoenix just grabbed Tylene Buck by the hair and throws her back in the corner…Beth Phoneix now stomps away at the midsection of Tylene Buck…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is really stomping away at her right now…
Mark:Beth Phoenix now pulls her out of the corner… Beth Phoenix hooks up Tylene Buck and takes her over with a vertical suplex…Beth Phoenix goes for the cover on Tylene Buck 1……………….2………….. Tylene Buck kicks out…
Rhino:Tylene Buck is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Beth Phoenix charges in at Tylene Buck… Tylene Buck moves out of the way and Beth Phoenix just rammed her shoulder right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Tylene Buck now needs to capitalize and get back in to this match up…
Mark:Beth Phoenix turns around and Tylene Buck scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:She was able to get the big Glamazon off of her feet…
Mark:Tylene Buck covers Beth Phoenix 1……………………2……………..Kickout by Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Tylene Buck is now climbing up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Beth Phoenix staggers back up… Flying Crossbody! By Tylene Buck..
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Tylene Buck with the cover 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is getting up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Tylene Buck charges… Flapjack! By Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:She caught Tylene Buck coming in and dropped her straight in to the mat…
Mark:Tylene Buck is staggering back up on to her feet… Beth Phoenix hooks up Tylene Buck… Gutwrench Suplex! By The Glamazon…
Rhino:That is going to slow down Tylene Buck…
Mark:Beth Phoenix with the cover 1…………………..2…………..3……..NO! Tylene Buck got her shoulder up…
Rhino:Tylene Buck is now trying to pull herself back up on to her feet…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is now hooking her up… Delayed Fishermans Buster! No! Tylene Buck escapes…
Rhino:Tylene Buck is nailing the Glamazon with forearm shots…
Mark:Tylene Buck with a kick to the midsection… Sitout Facebuster!
Rhino:Tylene Buck could have the EWA Womens Champion right here and now…
Mark:Tylene Buck with the cover 1……………………2………………..3….. NO! Beth Phoenix gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Tylene Buck thought she had her right there…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is staggering back up…
Rhino:Jillian Hall is on the apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Melina is in the ring…Reverse DDT! By Melina on to Tylene Buck..
Rhino:Tylene Buck is out…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is now picking up Tylene Buck… Delayed FISHERMANS BUSTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Beth Phoenix hooks the leg 1…………………2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BETH PHOENIX!
Rhino:Melina & Jillian just helped the EWA Womens Champion pick up the victory…
Mark:Melina could become the number one contender later on tonight… But it is now time to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…
Non Title
Triple H vs Matt Morgan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Fairfield,Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… MATT MORGAN!
(“Society Box” plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Matt Morgan lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Matt Morgan shoves Triple H backwards right in to the ropes…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is showing off his power right there…
Mark:Usually Christy Hemme is at ringside with Matt Morgan but she is getting ready for her Number One Contenders Match up which is coming up right after this one…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up in the face of Matt Morgan…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Matt Morgan blocks and shoves Triple H back in to the ropes again…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is seven foot and three hundred fifty pounds and he is really showing of his power and strength right now…
Mark:Matt Morgan tells Triple H to bring it on… Triple H looks like he is going for a right hand… Thumb to the eye…
Rhino:Cheap shot right there…
Mark:Triple H with right hands now to Matt Morgan backing him up in to the corner… Triple H with a couple of chops to the chest of Matt Morgan in the corner… The Game reaches back and goes for a right hand…Matt Morgan blocks and throws Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:Look at Matt Morgan go now…
Mark:Matt Morgan is nailing Triple H right in the midsection with hard right hands…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is really going at The Game at the moment…
Mark:Big right hand by Matt Morgan… Triple H is now staggering out of the corner and falls right on his face…
Rhino:Triple H is in trouble right now…
Mark:The Game gets back up and Matt Morgan connects with a big boot knocking Triple H out through the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H is now trying to catch his breathe right now…
Mark:Matt Morgan is going right out after Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is being chased around the ring right now by Matt Morgan…
Mark:The Game rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is following him right in…
Mark:Triple H with a Running High Knee right to Matt Morgan as he started to get in to the ring…
Rhino:Seems like the EWA World Champion just suckered him in right there…
Mark:The Game now puts the boots Matt Morgan as he backs him up in to the corner… Triple H with right hands as he sends Matt Morgan off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H sets him up… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Triple H just drove him right in to the mat with that spinebuster…
Mark:Triple H goes for the cover 1…………………..2………….3.No! Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is now choking Matt Morgan…
Mark:Matt Morgan fights him off as he tries to get back up on to his feet…Triple H now hooks up Matt Morgan… Hangman’s Neckbreaker…
Rhino:The Game has really taken control of this match up for the moment…
Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops a knee right down in to the face of Matt Morgan… The Game goes for another cover 1…………………2……………….Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Right now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is just taking his time and is picking apart his opponent…
Mark:Matt Morgan is getting back up on his feet… The Game with a big kick right to the back of Matt Morgan… Triple H locks him up… Sleeper!
Rhino:The Game is now trying to put the champion a sleep…
Mark:The referee is now checking on Matt Morgan… The Arm Goes Up… And the arm goes down…
Rhino:Two more times and this match up will be over…
Mark:The Arm is up and down it goes again…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is fading away…
Mark:The Arm goes up… And the Arm Stays Up!
Rhino:Matt Morgan is still alive…
Mark:Matt Morgan with elbows to the midsection and he breaks the hold…Matt Morgan shoves Triple H off in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Matt Morgan blocks… Matt Morgan with right hands to Triple H… Matt Morgan whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:The Game is now staggering back up…
Mark:Matt Morgan grabs Triple H by the throat… Sitout Powerbomb! Matt Morgan with the cover 1…………………..2……………..3…..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there for Matt Morgan…
Mark:Matt Morgan now grabs the Game by the throat again… Chokeslam!
Rhino:The Game has been drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Matt Morgan covers Triple H again 1……………………2…………………3……….NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Here comes Matt Morgan… Big Splash!
Rhino:Triple H pulled the referee in between himself and Matt Morgan…
Mark:Triple H is still staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:He didn’t take all of the splash…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks up Triple H…MOUNT MORGAN DROP! NO! The Game escapes… Chop Lock!
Rhino:The referee is down and out…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Matt Morgan… PEDGIGREE!
Rhino:That should be it right here and now…
Mark:Matt Morgan is out… But so is the referee…
Rhino:Triple H went for the cover and noticed the referee is still down…
Mark:Triple H is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Game has got himself a steel chair…
Mark:Matt Morgan is trying to pull himself up after the Pedigree…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H has Matt Morgan lined up…
Mark:Matt Morgan is up…
Rhino:JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Mark:Justin Credible is in the ring with cane in hand… Justin Credible spins Triple H around and knocks the Steel Chair right in to the face of Triple H with the singapore cane…
Rhino:The Game is out on his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan is up… MOUNT MORGAN DROP!
Rhino:The referee is starting to move…
Mark:Matt Morgan with the cover 1………………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MATT MORGAN!
Rhino:Matt Morgan just pinned the EWA World Heavyweight Champion with the help from Justin Credible…
Mark:Triple H tried to screw Justin Credible out of a match up earlier in the night but couldn’t… But Justin Credible was able to screw Triple H out of a victory here tonight…
Rhino:Things will explode when they meet at Sabotage…
Mark:Its now time to find out who will be fighting for the EWA Womens Championship at Sabotage…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship
Melina vs Christy Hemme vs Jacqueline
Pa Announcer:Introducing the Special Guest Ring Announcer… SUNNY!
(“I Know You Want Me” plays as Sunny enters the arena…)
Sunny:Ladies and Gentlemen…This next contest is set for one fall and is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… Accompained to the ring by Jillian Hall… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 122 Pounds… MELINA!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Melina enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 140 Pounds… JACQUELINE!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as Jacqueline enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Mark:Three Women and only one shot at the EWA Womens Championship on the line… Christy Hemme and Melina are face to face right now…Christy Hemme slaps Melina…
Rhino:Melina is smiling and laughing it off…
Mark:Melina charges at Christy Hemme… Christy Hemme ducks and Melina nails Jacqueline right in the face with a forearm shot…
Rhino:Jacqueline and Melina are now face to face…
Mark:Jacqueline with right hands to Melina knocking her backwards in to the ropes… Jacqueline shoots Melina off in to the ropes… Melina comes off the ropes and Jacqueline nails her with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Christy Hemme just attacked Jacqueline from behind…
Mark:Christy Hemme has Jacqueline by the hair and rams her head first in to the top turnbuckle… Christy Hemme now with a snap mare take over on Jacqueline…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now lining up Jacqueline…
Mark:Running Low Dropkick! By Christy Hemme right in to the face of Jacqueline…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Christy Hemme…
Mark:Christy Hemme goes for the cover 1……………..2…………Melina comes in and breaks it up..
Rhino:Melina is now backing Christy Hemme up in to the corner…
Mark:Melina has her legs wrapped around the throat of Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Melina is trying to choke the life out of Christy Hemme at the moment…
Mark:Melina isnt done as she now takes her over with a headscissors…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Melina goes behind Christy Hemme… Reverse DDT! Melina goes for right for the cover 1……………….2………… Jacqueline comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Jacqueline broke it up by dropping a leg right across the back of the head of Melina…
Mark:Jacqueline now with forearm shots to Melina… Jacqueline hooks up Melina and drops her with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Melina is in trouble right now…
Mark:Jacqueline with the cover 1……………..2………… Christy Hemme breaks it up…
Rhino:All three women wont allow the other to get the pinfall…
Mark:All three want a shot at the EWA Womens Championship…And the only way to get it is if you win this match up…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is backing Jacqueline up in to the ropes…
Mark:Christy Hemme now whips Jacqueline off in to the ropes… Reversal by Jacqueline… Christy Hemme comes off the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Jacqueline could have Christy Hemme right here and now…
Mark:Jacqueline goes for the cover 1……………………2……………3…..No! Christy Hemme gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close fall right there for Jacqueline…
Mark:Jacqueline now grabs the legs of Christy Hemme… Boston Crab!
Rhino:Christy Hemme is in trouble right now…
Mark:Christy Hemme is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Melina is back up…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Melina from behind on Jacqueline…
Rhino:Jacqueline didn’t see her coming…
Mark:Melina now covers Jacqueline 1……………………2…………….3…….No! Jacqueline gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Jacqueline is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Melina is now hooking her up… Inverted Split Leg! No! Christy Hemme just grabebd Melina by the hair… Reverse Twist of Fate!
Rhino:Christy Hemme is going to steal the victory right here…
Mark:Christy Hemme covers Melina 1……………………..2…………………3…….NO! Jacqueline breaks it up…
Rhino:Jacqueline is now fighting it out with Christy Hemme…
Mark:Jacqueline with a side kick knocking Christy Hemme back in to the corner…
Rhino:Jacqueline is now setting up Christy Hemme…
Mark:Christy Hemme is in trouble… TORNADO DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Superkick! By Melina to Jacqueline… Melina hooks up Jacqueline… Inverted Split Leg Drop! By Melina… Heres the cover 1…………………2……………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Sunny:Here is your winner MELINA!
Rhino:Melina is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:This is going to be putting Jillian Hall in a position that she didn’t want to be in…
Rhino:I dont think it is…
Mark:Melina and Beth Phoenix will fight for the gold at Sabotage… But its now time for our first Title Match of the evening…
EWA Tag Team Championship Ladder Match
Lone Jobber & Purgatory(c) vs The Edge Heads
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Ladder Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 435 Pounds…. Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins… THE EDGEHEADS!
(“In the Middle of It Now” plays as The Edgeheads enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 475 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions…The team of PURGATORY and LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena and pulls Cardboard Cutout Purgatory down to the ring…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:This is basically a handicap match between Lone Jobber and The Edgeheads for the title…
Mark:Lone Jobber is telling Hawkins and Ryder to bring it on… Hawkins charges at Lone Jobber and Lone Jobber side steps him and tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:That was a smart move on the part of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Zack Ryder goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and starts hammering Zack Ryder with right hands…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is back up on the apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber with an irish whip and he sends Zack Ryder right in to Curt Hawkins…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins just fell off the apron and hit his head right on the steel guard rail…
Mark:Lone Jobber now goes behind Zack Ryder and nails him with a reverse DDT…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going right to the outside of the ring and is going after a ladder…
Mark:Curt Hawkins is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the ladder and he nails Curt Hawkins right in the head with the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber now slides the ladder in to the ring… Baseball Slide! By Zack Ryder… Lone Jobber side steps it and moved the ladder out of the way…
Rhino:Right now Lone Jobber is one step ahead of the Edgeheads…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Zack Ryder and rams him head first right in to the ladder..
Rhino:Lone Jobber just sent Zack Ryder right back in to the ring…
Mark:The Extreme Bowler Lone Jobber is heading to Sabotage once again to get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:If he can make it out alive from this match…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has the ladder and he runs Zack Ryder over with the ladder…
Rhino:El Presidente is now setting up the ladder in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now beginning his climb to get the gold…
Rhino:Zack Ryder is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber sees it… Moonsault! Off the Ladder!
Rhino:What a move right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:El Presidente seems to be pulling out all of the stops…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is back in the ring…
Mark:Curt Hawkins just picked up the ladder… Lone Jobber turns around and gets nailed right in the midsection… Ladder right across the back of Lone Jobber by Curt Hawkins…
Rhino:You knew it was only a matter of time before the numbers game would catch up to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Purgatory is standing in the corner just watching what is going on…
Rhino:Its a cardboard cutout… What else would it do…
Mark:Curt Hawkins is now setting up the ladder in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Zack Ryder is back up as well… The Edge Heads pick up Lone Jobber and just toss him right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber seems dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:Both Ryder and Hawkins grab the ladder and they run Lone Jobber over with the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now as he is down on the canvas and has no partner to help him…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself back on to his feet…
Rhino:The Edgeheads are waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up…
Mark:Lariat! Choplock! By The Edgeheads…
Rhino:Hawkins hit the Running Lariat and Ryder took out the legs of El Presidente Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is really in trouble now as he is laid out…
Rhino:The Edge Heads are now opening up the ladder…
Mark:The Edge Heads are going to be moments away from winning the EWA Tag Team Titles…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What Happened to the Lights?
Mark:Im not sure…
(Lights Turn Back On)
Rhino:Well I guess that was brief power outage…
Mark:Hawkins and Ryder are getting close to the gold…
Rhino:What happened to the Purgatory cutout?
Mark:I dont know… It was there a minute ago… As Ryder and Hawkins are one step away from becoming the EWA Tag Team Champions…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Not again…
Mark:I cant see anything…
Rhino:Neither can I… Someone needs to remind Rob to pay the electric bill…
Mark:I think Hawkins and Ryder wish he did as they were just about to pull down the EWA Tag Team Titles…
(Lights Turn Back On)
Rhino:What the hell just happened?
Mark:Hawkins and Ryder are laid out on the mat…
Rhino:So is Lone Jobber…
Mark:I have no idea what is going on here…
Rhino:Look… The Purgatory Cutout is back…
Mark:Things are getting really strange right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now starting to move and is trying to set back up the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to leave Tuesday Night Carnage still the EWA Tag Team Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting close to the gold…
Rhino:What the Hell is going on now?
Mark:Christian Cage just walked down to ringside and he is distracting Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Christian Cage just grabbed the Purgatory Cardboard Cutout and is taking it to the back…
Mark:Why is he doing this?
Rhino:I dont know…
Mark:Incoming! The Edge Heads just pushed the Ladder over and Lone Jobber just crashed down straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just hit the mat hard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is out of it…
Rhino:Christian Cage drops the cardboard cutout on the ramp as he heads to the back…
Mark:The Edgeheads are now setting up the ladder and are going after the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt moving yet…
Mark:Hawkins and Ryder are close to the gold…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get up…
Mark:The Edge Heads pull down the Gold… NEW CHAMPIONS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions… THE EDGEHEADS!
Rhino:The Edge Heads are the new EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:What a strange match up this was…
Rhino:Christian Cage caused a distraction and it slowed up Lone Jobber and it allowed the Edge Heads to Recover…
Mark:We will see Christian Cage in our Main Event… But for now the EWA Total Impact Championship is on the line…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Dangerous D(c) vs Christian Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Orlando, Fl… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Crystal Taylor… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Christian Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” Plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D and Christian Taylor lock up in the center of the ring… Dangerous D with a headlock on Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Dangerous D is grinding away at the head and neck of Christian Taylor…
Mark:Christian Taylor shoves him off in to the ropes… Dangerous D comes off the ropes… Christian Taylor with a leap frog… Dangerous D comes off the other side… Christian Taylor goes for a hiptoss… Dangerous D blocks and delivers a hiptoss on Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Chirstian Taylor gets back up…
Mark:Dangerous D kicks him right in the midsection and follows it up with a big uppercut…
Rhino:That took Christian Taylor off of his feet…
Mark:Christian Taylor is backing off in the corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D isnt backing off…
Mark:Dangerous D with right hands to Chirstian Taylor and now whips him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D charges… Clothesline… Ducked… Neckbreaker by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Christian Taylor…
Mark:Christian Taylor now mounts Dangerous D and nails him with rights and lefts…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to cover up…
Mark:Christian Taylor now picks Dangerous D up… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Dangerous D is dazed after that shot…
Mark:Christian Taylor hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is asking Crystal Taylor to get him a steel chair…
Mark:Crystal provides the chair…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull as Christian Taylor lays out Dangerous D with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Dangerous D right now…
Mark:Dangerous D can continue says the referee… Christian Taylor now hooks up Dangerous D…Boston Crab!
Rhino:Dangerous D is in trouble as he is trapped in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Christian Taylor is sitting on the back of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is trying to prevent Dangerous D from getting to the ropes…
Mark:Dangerous D is trying to power his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting close…
Mark:Dangerous D reaches out… Christian Taylor pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:I think Dangerous D is now on the verge of tapping out after being pulled back in to the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D is trying to get to the ropes again…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is doing his best to stop him…
Mark:The referee is asking Dangerous D if he wants to give it up… Dangerous D is shaking his head no…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting close…
Mark:Dangerous D grabs the ropes and the Boston Crab must now be broken up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is holding on to his back as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Taylor once again has the Steel Chair…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Dangerous D…
Mark:Christian Taylor swings… Dangerous D ducks the chair shot…
Rhino:Dangerous D just grabbed the Steel Chair…
Mark:Dangerous D swings and hits one out of the park as he lays out Christian Taylor with a Steel Chair Shot…
Rhino:That was one hell of a chair shot by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Dangerous D is trying to regroup…
Rhino:The referee says Christian Taylor can continue…
Mark:Dangerous D now kicks Christian Taylor in the midsection… Powerbomb! Right down on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Christian Taylor again…
Mark:The arm goes up and stays up so Christian Taylor can continue…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now going after Christian Taylor…
Mark:D-LOCK!
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to lock it in tight…
Mark:No one has been able to get out of the D-Lock once he gets it locked in…
Rhino:Its Locked In!
Mark:Christian Taylor is in trouble…
Rhino:There is no place for him to go…
Mark:Dangerous D continues to apply pressure… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR TAPS OUT!
Rhino:Why didn’t the referee call for the bell?
Mark:Crystal Taylor is distracting the referee…
Rhino:The referee didn’t see Christian Taylor tap out…
Mark:Dangerous D breaks the D-Lock and is now getting up the face of the referee…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor had the referee distracted and now Christian Taylor is getting back up…
Mark:Christian Taylor charges at Dangerous D… Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Dangerous D isnt done…
Mark:Dangerous D is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D has the table setup and is now laying Christian Taylor out on the table…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:You know what is coming here…
Mark:Shaniqua is on the apron… Dangerous D kicks her right in the face and knocks her right off…
Rhino:Dangerous D isnt going to let anyone stand in his way…
Mark:D-BOMB! THROUGH THE TABLE! MISSED!
Rhino:Christian Taylor moved out of the way at the last second and Dangerous D crashed and burned through the table…
Mark:Christian Taylor is now going after Dangerous D… ANGEL WINGS!
Rhino:Dangerous D wasn’t moving after going through the table…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Dangerous D… It Drops…
Rhino:Christian Taylor has his version of the Dragon Sleeper locked in…
Mark:The Arm Goes Up and it drops a second time…
Rhino:One more time and its over…
Mark:The Referee lifts up the arm of Dangerous D… Its up and it Down… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and new EWA Total Impact Champion CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:Christian Taylor has just ended the reign of Dangerous D here tonight…
Mark:Dangerous D passed out from the pain of the fall through the table and was unable to recover after being put in the Angels Wings…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now the man to beat in the EWA Total Impact Championship Division…
Mark:Can Stone Cold Stop Christian Cage’s Roll? Lets find out right now…
EWA Television Championship Glass Shatters Death Match
Christian Cage(c) vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Glass Shatters Death Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” Plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Christian Cage and Stone Cold go right after one another… Christian Cage with right hands that are now being blocked by the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is really firing back at the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Big right hand by Stone Cold knocking Christian Cage off of his feet…
Rhino:Christian Cage is getting back up…
Mark:Stone Cold knocks him right back down with a big right hand…
Rhino:Christian Cage is rolling out of the ring right now to get away from Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Christian Cage is walking up the ramp…
Rhino:It looks like he has had enough…
Mark:Stone Cold from behind nails Christian Cage with a clothesline…
Rhino:Steve Austin wasn’t going to let Christian Cage walk away from this match up…
Mark:All weapons that are legal in this match up must be made of glass…
Rhino:Stone Cold rolls Christian Cage back in to the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin grabs a weapon from the can…
Rhino:Looks like Steve has found himself a glass bowl…
Mark:Christian Cage gets back up on to his feet and turns around… Glass Bowl right across the head of The Instant Classic… Stone Cold with the cover 1………………2…………….Kickout by Christian Cage…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion has been busted open…
Mark:Christian Cage gets back up on to his feet… Stone Cold whips Christian off in to the ropes… Christian Cage comes off the ropes… Stone Cold drops his head and Christian Cage kicks Steve Austin right in the head…
Rhino:Stone Cold is spinning around…
Mark:Dropkick! By Christian Cage…
Rhino:That caught Stone Cold right in the face…
Mark:Christian Cage with the cover 1…………………..2……………… Stone Cold kicks out…
Rhino:Christian Cage rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing in a Glass Ball in to the ring…
Mark:Christian Cage drives the Glass Ball right in to the midsection of Stone Cold… Christian Cage breaks the ball right over the back of Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:The back of the Texas Rattlesnake has been cut…
Mark:Christian Cage with the cover 1……………………2…………….3…No! Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now back to the outside and has brought in a Glass Bottle in to the ring…
Mark:Stone Cold is staggering back up on to his feet… Christian says Bottoms Up… Glass Bottle broken right over the head of Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now busted wide open…
Mark:Christian covers Steve Austin 1………………………2……………….3……..NO! Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian thought he had him right there…
Mark:Christian Cage is now going once again to the outside of the ring and has slid a couple of different weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:Looks like a Glass Bulb and a Glass Chair…
Mark:The Glass Chair out of the Purgatory Closet…
Rhino:Christian Cage has the glass bulb…
Mark:Stone Cold is staggering back up on to his feet… Christian Cage swings… Stone Cold ducks… Stone Cold grabs Christian… Hot Shot!
Rhino:Christian is now staggering…
Mark:Glass Bulb! Right to the head of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Christian Cage is really bleeding right now…
Mark:Stone Cold covers Christian Cage 1…………………..2……………………3……….NO! Christian Cage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold thought he had him right there…
Mark:Steve Austin wides the blood out of his eyes…
Rhino:Christian Cage is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Christian Cage off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press! Stone Cold follows it up with right hands…
Rhino:Steve Austin is starting to feel it…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes and drops the elbow right in to the head of Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold is setting him up…
Rhino:You know what is coming here…
Mark:Christian Cage turns around… STUNNER! NO! Christian Cage shoots him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Stone Cold is staggering backwards…
Mark:UNPRETTIER! NO! Stone Cold pushes him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Stone Cold grabs the Glass Chair…
Mark:Steve Austin swings… Christian Ducks!
Rhino:Christian Cage just grabbed the chair…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around… GLASS CHAIR CONNECTS!
Rhino:The Chair just broke right over the head of Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Christian Cage isnt done…
Rhino:Christian is now picking up Stone Cold…
Mark:UNPRETTIER! Right Down in to the Broken Pieces of Glass…
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:Christian Cage with the cover 1…………………..2……………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion CHRISTIAN CAGE!
Rhino:Christian Cage is bloody… But he is still the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Christian Cage is celebrating his victory here tonight… But will he be celebrating at Sabotage…
Rhino:It will be Christian Cage… Justin Credible… Triple H and Lo…
Mark:Lone Jobber is in the ring… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just laid out the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:I guess that’s payback for earlier tonight…
Rhino:Christian Cage cost Lone Jobber the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:We have seen a lot of attempts at Sabotage here tonight… But who will stand tall at Sabotage when the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line… We will find out then… But Good Night Everyone… We will see you at Friday Night Frenzy!
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