New Years Evil 2008

Mark:We are live in New York City for the Final Event of 2008… It is New Years Evil and Rhino… What a Main Event we have tonight…

Rhino:The Alliance was formed last week at Seasons Beatings and tonight the Leader of the Alliance tries to capture the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as he battles the X-Core Soldier Subway in our Main Event.. Which just so happens to be inside the Inferno Hell In A Cell…

Mark:It will be interesting to see if Big Daddy Ace can take the title away from Subway… Also tonight the EWA Tag Team Championships will be on the line when Chris Jericho and Vertigo defend the gold against Dangerous D and J-Twisted…

Rhino:Which team will be the Last Team Standing? We will find out tonight when the gold is on the line…

Mark:Can Steele end Shawn Michaels EWA Television Title Reign? He gets his chance in the Times Square Brawl…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels hopes to continue his historic title reign as we head in to 2009…

Mark:There is so much to get to as we end 2008… So lets not waste anymore time and get to our opening contest…

Steven Eden vs The Phenom

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 330 Pounds… THE PHENOM!

(“Graveyard” plays as The Phenom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!

(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and New Years Evil is underway… Steven Eden nails The Phenom with straight right hands…

Rhino:Steven Eden is opening up on the big man…

Mark:Steven Eden now comes off the ropes and nails The Phenom with a big Shoulder Block!

Rhino:The Phenom is rocking…

Mark:Steven Eden once again comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! No! Flapjack!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by The Phenom as he drove Steven Eden in to the mat…

Mark:Right now Steven Eden is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Steven Eden had the wind knocked out of him on the flapjack…

Mark:The Phenom now whips Steven Eden off in to the ropes…Powerslam!

Rhino:The Phenom drove Steven Eden right in to the mat…

Mark:The Phenom covers Steven Eden 1……………………..2……………… Steven Eden kicks out…

Rhino:Steven Eden is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:The Phenom now scoops up Steven Eden… Running Powerslam! No! Steven Eden escapes… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Steven Eden…

Mark:The Phenom is now getting back up on to his feet slowly in the corner…

Rhino:Steven Eden is now eyeing up The Phenom…

Mark:Steven Eden now charges in… GARDEN OF EDEN!

Rhino:That was a big splash right there…

Mark:Steven Eden is now putting The Phenom up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This could be it right here for The Phenom…

Mark:Steven Eden hooks him up… FORBIDDEN FRUIT!

Rhino:One hell of Suplex by Steven Eden…

Mark:Steven Eden covers The Phenom 1…………………….2……………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEVEN EDEN!

Rhino:After suffering a loss to Shawn Michaels last week… Steven Eden gets back on track with a victory over The Phenom…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels battle Steele for the EWA Television Championship… As we now get set for more EWA Action…

Lilith Evans vs Velvet Sky

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!

(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New York City…Weighing in at 125 Pounds… Accompanied by Kute Kip… VELVET SKY!

(“Angel on My Shoulder” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)

Mark:Velvet Sky and Lilith Evans lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both women are battling for position right now…

Mark:Lilith Evans with a headlock on Velvet Sky…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is trying to break up the headlock by pulling on the hair of Lilith Evans…

Mark:Velvet Sky now shoves Lilith Evans in to the ropes…Lilith Evans comes off the ropes and Velvet Sky nails Lilith Evans with a back elbow…

Rhino:Lilith Evans gets right back up on to her feet…

Mark:Velvet Sky now grabs Lilith Evans by the hair and throws her across the ring by her hair…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Velvet Sky now goes in to the corner and starts choking Lilith Evans in the corner…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is now hammering Lilith Evans in the corner…

Mark:Velvet Sky now tosses Lilith Evans out of the corner with a hiptoss…

Rhino:The former EWA Womens Champion is struggling to get out of the gate here in this match up…

Mark:Lilith Evans is back up on to her feet and Velvet Sky scoops her up and slams her straight down to the mat…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is now going up on to the middle rope…

Mark:Flying Splash! Missed! By Velvet Sky…

Rhino:Velvet Sky took to the air and it didn’t pay off…

Mark:Lilith Evans is back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is getting back up on to her feet slowly…

Mark:Lilith Evans with some hard forearm shots to Velvet Sky backing her up in to the ropes… Lilith Evans shoots her in to the ropes… Running Clothesline!

Rhino:Velvet Sky gets right back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lilith Evans now scoops her up and slams her straight down to the mat… Lilith Evans comes off the ropes and drops the leg on Velvet Sky as she now goes for the cover 1……………..2………….Kickout by Velvet Sky…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is on fire right now as she continues to set the pace for this match up…

Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Velvet Sky… DRIVEN!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1…………………2……………….3… No! Velvet Sky gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lilith Evans is now hooking her up… TORTURED! NO! Velvet Sky counters and nails her with a Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Nice counter right there…

Mark:Velvet Sky covers Lilith Evans 1…………………2……………3……NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up..

Rhino:Velvet Sky is now waiting for Lilith Evans to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lilith Evans is up… Velvet Sky hooks her up… BLONDE AMBITION! NO! COUNTERED! TORTURED!

Rhino:That’s gonna be it…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers Velvet Sky 1…………………….2…………………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!

Rhino:Another week and another victory for Lilith Evans…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see Alexis Laree defend the EWA Womens Championship against Angelina Love… But its time for more action here tonight at New Years Evil…

The Rock vs Joey Langley

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Intercourse, PA… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… JOEY LANGLEY!

(“Alien Waltz” plays as Joey Langley enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Joey Langley making his debut here in the EWA…

Rhino:He has a tough challenger ahead of him in The Rock…

Mark:Joey Langley nails The Rock with a couple of chops across the chest as he tries to back him up in to the ropes… Joey Langley now whips The Rock off in to the farside ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:That dropkick caught him right in the face…

Mark:Joey Langley goes for the quick cover 1…………..2…………..Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock gets back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Joey Langley charges in…Monkey Flip! No! The Rock hangs on to the ropes…

Rhino:Joey Langley’s head bounces off the mat…

Mark:The Rock now charges in at Joey Langley and takes his head off with a running clothesline…

Rhino:That was a huge clothesline from The Rock…

Mark:Joey Langley gets back up on to his feet and The Rock grabs him by the arm and pulls him towards him… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:Nice move by The Rock…

Mark:The Rock goes for the quick cover 1………………2………………. Joey Langley kicks out…

Rhino:The Rock now waits for him to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock with right hands to Joey Langley knocking him back in to the ropes… The Rock with an irish whip sending him in to the farside… The Rock goes for a Spinebuster! No! Joey Langley leaps over The Rock and now flips over in to a Sunset Flip 1……………………..2…………….Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:Joey Langley almost stole the victory right there…

Mark:The Rock gets back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here comes Joey Langley…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Ducked by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock saw that move coming and was able to duck…

Mark:Joey Langley now staggers back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock is now lining up Joey Langley…

Mark:SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock could have him right here and now…

Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………….3……..NO! Joey Langley gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Joey Langley was barely able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:The Rock now waits for Joey Langley to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock has him eyed up…

Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it righthere and now…

Mark:The Rock hooks the leg 1……………………2……………….3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Rock picks up a win tonight to end 2008 on a high note… What will 2009 hold for the Peoples Champion? We will have to see…

Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line when Dangerous D and J-Twisted battle Chris Jericho & Vertigo…Lets get to the ring for our next contest…

Lone Jobber vs Cameron Mignano vs Darien Hacaga

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Queens, Ny… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… CAMERON MIGNANO!

(“Dont Hold Back” plays as Cameron Mignano enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!

(“Haunted” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)

Mark:Cameron Mignano and Darien Hacaga hook up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is watching on as they tear in to one another…

Mark:Cameron Mignano with hard shots to Darien Hacaga backing him up in to the ropes… Cameron Mignano whips Darien Hacaga off in to the ropes…Darien Hacaga comes off the ropes…

Rhino:Darien just ducked the clothesline from Cameron Mignano…

Mark:Darien Hacaga now comes off the other side… Double Clothesline! As both men take each other down…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking to get involved in this match up…

Mark:Lone Jobber picks up Darien Hacaga and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga hit the floor hard…

Mark:Cameron Mignano is now getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining him up…

Mark:Low Card Kick! By El Presidente laying out Cameron Mignano…

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………..3…..No! Darien Hacaga pulls Lone Jobber out of the ring…

Rhino:Both Lone Jobber and Darien Hacaga are now trading blows on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Darien Hacaga with an irish whip… Reversal by Lone Jobber as he sends him hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now staggering back up on to his feet in the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber slides back in to the ring… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Cameron Mignano 1……………………..2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber ends his 2008 Year with a win after coming up short in the Holiday Bowl last week…

Mark:What will 2009 hold for El Presidente? Another Extreme Bowl win? Who knows… As it is now time for more in ring action…

Josh Stewart vs Rip Hymen

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 228 Pounds.. RIP HYMEN!

(Hymen’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds…Representing The Alliance…JOSH STEWART!

(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Mark:This is the first time we are seeing Josh Stewart in an EWA Ring since he was buried alive by Triple H back at Halloween Hellraiser…

Rhino:I was shocked to see Josh Stewart last week at Seasons Beatings…

Mark:Many were shocked to see him last week but the fans are happy to have him back…

Rhino:Rip Hymen is getting in the face of Josh Stewart right now…

Mark:Rip Hymen slaps Josh Stewart across the face…

Rhino:Josh Stewart smirks at Rip Hymen…

Mark:Josh Stewart now nails Rip Hymen with a couple of straight right hands…

Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is now opening up on Rip Hymen…

Mark:Josh Stewart sends him for a ride in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Rip Hymen gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart charges… Rip Hymen with a Side Kick! Right to Josh Stewart…

Rhino:That will slow down Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart turns around and walks right in to a clothesline from Rip Hymen…

Rhino:Rip Hymen is now putting the boots to Josh Stewart…

Mark:You would expect to see some ring rust on Josh Stewart as this is his first match up back in a couple of months…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now getting back up…

Mark:Rip Hymen hooks him up… DDT! No! Josh Stewart counters out and scores with a short arm clothesline!

Rhino:Rip Hymen is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart locks his arms and starts nailing him with Trapping Headbutts!

Rhino:Those headbutts are staggering Rip Hymen…

Mark:Josh Stewart now lines him up… RETURN OF THE STEW!

Rhino:That was one hell of a kick that laid out Rip Hymen in the center of the ring…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like the former EWA World Champion is going to fly…

Mark:BROKEN SANITY!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it after that Corkscrew 630 Splash!

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:What an impressive win by Josh Stewart…

Mark:It looks like the former EWA World Champion Josh Stewart sends a message to the entire locker room… That the Lunatic is back and ready to once again get back to the top of the EWA Mountain… As we get set for more EWA Action…

Triple H vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Triple H exchange some words in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is telling Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to give him his best shot…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph reaches back as he is about to connect with a right hand on Triple H and instead nails Triple H down stairs with a hard kick right to the midsection…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph outsmarted Triple H as Triple H was looking for the punch and got the kick…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now stomps Triple H in the midsection again and now hooks up Triple H and takes him over with a vertical suplex…Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now goes for the quick cover 1………………..2…………….Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now goes behind Triple H and nails him with shots to the lower back of Triple H and now hooks him up… Belly to Back Suplex! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph dropping Triple H on his head…

Rhino:Right now Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is taking it to The Game…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Triple H once again 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by Triple H again…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Game is up by the ropes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges and goes for a clothesline… Triple H ducks and back drops Troy “The Rampage” Joseph over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Triple H saw him coming and the veteran that he is he was able to duck out of the way and do damage to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Triple H now goes to the outside of the ring after Troy Joseph..

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now pulling himself back up…

Mark:Triple H grabs him by the head and rams him right in to the Steel Guard Rail…

Rhino:Triple H has turned this wrestling match in to a brawl…

Mark:Triple H scoops up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and drops him face first across the top of the Steel Guard Rail…

Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…

Mark:Triple H now rolls Troy “The Rampage” Joseph back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H follows him right in and watches him as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:From behind Triple H kicks the leg out from right underneath Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Triple H is now taking his time walking around the ring…

Mark:The Game puts the boots to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right now…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up…

Mark:Triple H guides Troy “The Rampage” Joseph back up on to his feet and Triple H hooks him up… Backbreaker!

Rhino:It is all Triple H right now…

Mark:Triple H covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………….2……………….Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is making his way back up…

Mark:The Game with shots to the back of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph as he knocks him in to the corner…

Rhino:Triple H has something in mind right now…

Mark:Triple H drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in the corner…

Rhino:The Game just hammers him in the midsection driving the air out of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Triple H now pulls him out of the corner again and now sets him up… Gutbuster! By Triple H…

Rhino:More damage being done to Troy Joseph…

Mark:Triple H covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………………2……………..3..No! Troy Joseph gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:You can see that the damage has been done to Troy Joseph as he is holding on to his ribs as he tries to get back up on to his feet right now…

Mark:Triple H is now positioning Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in the corner…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now being setup on the top rope by Triple H…

Mark:The Game sets him up… SUPERPLEX! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph blocks and now knocks Triple H off the top rope…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now standing up on the top rope…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right down on to Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H is now the one in trouble…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Triple H 1……………………..2……………….3…….NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there as both men get back up on to their feet…

Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph blocks and now starts nailing Triple H with straight right hands…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is really opening up on The Game right now…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Triple H hard in to the corner… The Game staggers out… Running Bulldog!

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is starting to get in to a groove…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Triple H 1………………….2…………..3…..NO! Triple H once again kicks out…

Rhino:The Game is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph with an upper cut… DDT! No! Triple H counters… Knee Buster!

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now spinning around…

Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:The Game is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph lines up Triple H… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! COUNTERED! SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:What a counter by Triple H…

Mark:Triple H falls on top of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………..2…………………….3……..NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there by Triple H…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! Triple H hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!

Rhino:The Game survives and ends 2008 with a big win over Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Remember folks you can vote for the 2008 EWA Awards right now at awards.ewazone.com… As we now get set for our first championship match up of the evening..

EWA Womens Championship Match
Alexis Laree(c) vs Angelina Love

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… Accompanied by Kute Kip… ANGELINA LOVE!

(“Angel on My Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Mark:Alexis Laree and Angelina Love lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both women are battling for position…

Mark:Alexis Laree with a couple of shots to Angelina Love and shoves her off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree goes for a clothesline… Angelina Love ducks the clothesline and comes off the other side and takes Alexis Laree off of her feet with a running head scissors…

Rhino:Alexis Laree gets right back up on to her feet…

Mark:Angelina Love scores with a dropkick to Alexis Laree and goes right for the cover 1………………2…………..Kickout by Alexis Laree..

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Angelina Love charges and scores with a crossbody in to a pin 1……………….2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:The Challenger has come out firing thus far in this contest..

Mark:Angelina Love is now pulling Alexis Laree up on to her feet by the hair and now takes her over with a hiptoss with the hair…

Rhino:That’s the unconventional way of doing things…

Mark:Angelina Love charges with a running dropkick catching the EWA Womens Champion right in the face…

Rhino:Really nice move right there…

Mark:Angelina Love covers Alexis Laree once again 1…………………..2………………Kickout by the EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Angelina Love is pulling Alexis Laree back up on to her feet…

Mark:Angelina Love now hooks her up… Suplex! No! Alexis Laree counters out and now from behind rolls her up 1………………….2………….Kickout by Angelina Love…

Rhino:Angelina Love now gets back up on to her feet…

Mark:Angelina Love charges… Alexis Laree ducks and scores with a neckbreaker…

Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up Angelina Love… Russian Leg Sweep! By the EWA Womens Champion who now goes for the cover 1………………..2…………….Kickkout once again by Angelina Love…

Rhino:Angelina Love is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now lining up the challenger…

Rhino:Angelina Love doesn’t want to turn around…

Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Angelina Love ducks… School Girl! 1…………………2…………….3…..NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Angelina Love now kicks Alexis Laree in the midsection and is setting her up…LIGHTS OUT! NO! Blocked by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is firing back at the challenger…

Mark:Alexis Laree shoves her off in to the ropes… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…

Mark:The EWA Womens Champion isnt done…

Rhino:What is she going to do right here?

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Angelina Love has been planted…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Angelina Love 1…………………….2…………………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Alexis Laree struggled in early 2008 to capture the EWA Womens Championship but now ends the year on top of the EWA Womens Division as the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Can Chris Jericho and Vertigo leave New Years Evil as the EWA Tag Team Champions? Lets find out right now…

EWA Tag Team Championship Double Last Man Standing Match
Chris Jericho & Vertigo(c) vs Dangerous D & J-Twisted

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Double Last Man Standing Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at a combined weight of 501 Pounds… The Team of J-TWISTED and DANGEROUS D!

(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D and J-Twisted enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions…First…From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO!

(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)

Pa Annonucer:His partner… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing at 231 Pounds…CHRIS JERICHO!

(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Mark:All four men will be in the ring at the same time…

Rhino:Anything goes… And you have to knock both of your opponents out for a ten count at the same time to win this match up…

Mark:Chris Jericho and Dangerous D are trading some shots in the center of the ring…

Rhino:J-Twisted is backing Vertigo up in the corner with shots…

Mark:Dangerous D is now backing Chris Jericho up in to the corner as well…

Rhino:J-Twisted and Dangerous D just shared a look with one another…

Mark:Dangerous D and J-Twisted with a double irish whip and they send the EWA Tag Team Champions Vertigo and Chris Jericho in to one another…

Rhino:Both Vertigo and Chris Jericho are spinning around…

Mark:Double Dropkick! By The Challengers Dangerous D and J-Twisted taking the EWA Tag Team Champions right off of their feet…

Rhino:Nice team work by the challengers…

Mark:Vertigo and Chris Jericho are both getting back up on to their feet by the ropes on different sides of the ring… J-Twisted charges at Chris Jericho… Chris Jericho ducks and back drops J-Twisted out of the ring…

Rhino:Here comes Dangerous D…

Mark:Vertigo ducks and pulls down the top rope and Dangerous D goes over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champions just outsmarted Dangerous D and J-Twisted…

Mark:Incoming! In Stereo… Chris Jericho and Vertigo launch themselves over the top rope right down on to J-Twisted and Dangerous D respectively…

Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champions are firing right now…

Mark:Chris Jericho now grabs J-Twisted and sends him in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Dangerous D is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Vertigo charges… Dangerous D with a drop toe hold and Vertigo goes face first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:That backfired on Vertigo as Dangerous D is now opening up on Vertigo…

Mark:Chris Jericho scores with an enziguri kick right to the back of the head of J-Twisted…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now looking underneath the ring for some sort of weapon to use on Vertigo…

Mark:Dangerous D grabs a singapore cane and cracks Vertigo right across the back…

Rhino:That was hard shot with that cane…

Mark:Vertigo pulls himself back up and Dangerous D nails him right in the head…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is now trying to go save his tag team partner…

Mark:Dangerous D is lining up Vertigo…From behind Chris Jericho pulls the singapore cane out of the hands of Dangerous D…

Rhino:Vertigo was looking like he was about to take a big shot from the cane…

Mark:Chris Jericho now spins Dangerous D around and nails him with knife edge chops right across the chest…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting him up…

Mark:Chris Jericho now sends Dangerous D in to the steel guard rail… Chris Jericho charges in… Dangerous D ducks and back drops Chris Jericho in to the crowd…

Rhino:Chris Jericho went flying in the front row…

Mark:J-Twisted is trying to shake off the early attack by Chris Jericho and is rolling back in to the ring…

Rhino:Dangerous D and Chris Jericho are now brawling in the crowd…

Mark:Dangerous D just grabbed a beer from one of the fans and threw it in the face of Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Vertigo is back in the ring as well…

Mark:J-Twisted charges in and scores with a big splash in the corner…

Rhino:Vertigo is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Vertigo and lays him out with a DDT!

Rhino:Dangerous D just slammed Chris Jericho in to the ground…

Mark:Dangerous D is now climbing up some of the rows and is heading to the balcony area here in Madison Square Garden…

Rhino:What is Dangerous D doing right here?

Mark:Look Out! D-BOMB!

Rhino:Holy Shit!

Mark:Dangerous D just put his body on the line and has laid out Chris Jericho with the D-Bomb…

Rhino:Vertigo is staggering back up on to his feet in the ring…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks him up… Brainbuster! No! Vertigo escapes… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Vertigo countered and is now heading to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Vertigo is now bringing a steel chair in to the ring and is looking to do some damage to J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering back up on to his feet right now as Vertigo is lining him up…

Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT! By Vertigo laying out J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted is out… Chris Jericho is out… But it has to be both men from both teams…

Mark:Dangerous D is now making his way back down to ringside…

Rhino:Vertigo just climbed up on to the top rope…

Mark:INCOMING! Vertigo dives off the top rope… Dangerous D moved and Vertigo hits the Steel Guard Rail…

Rhino:That moved just backfired…

Mark:Vertigo and Chris Jericho are both out and the referee is making his ten count…

Rhino:Dangerous D is the only man left standing right now…

Mark:The referee is up to five… Six…Seven…

Rhino:We are going to have new EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Chris Jericho got up on to his feet…

Rhino:Vertigo hasnt moved at all… He looks to be knocked out completely…

Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering back down to ringside…

Rhino:Dangerous D has caught him at the guardrail…

Mark:Suplex! No! Chris Jericho escapes… Dangerous D turns around… CODEBREAKER!

Rhino:Dangerous D has been laid out…

Mark:J-Twisted just made his way back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is running back in to the ring…

Mark:CODEBREAKER! To J-Twisted…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is a one man wrecking crew right now as both challengers have been laid out…

Mark:The referee has begun his count…

Rhino:Vertigo still hasnt moved… I think we may need some help for him…

Mark:Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Dangerous D got up on to his feet…

Rhino:Chris Jericho thought that he had him knocked out…

Mark:Chris Jericho is going back out of the ring… Running Bulldog! From behind laying out Dangerous D…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is now picking up a steel chair…

Mark:Dangerous D is trying to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:Chris Jericho has him lined up…

Mark:Dangerous D turns around… STEEL MEETS SKULL! As Chris Jericho with a knockout shot to Dangerous D…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is telling the referee to count…

Mark:J-Twisted is behind Chris Jericho and spins him around… J-Twisted knocks the chair out… ONE HITTA QUITTA! ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:Chris Jericho has been knocked out…

Mark:The referee is making his count…

Rhino:Chris Jericho isnt moving and Vertigo doesn’t seem to be moving either as he took a nasty fall from the top rope as he hit his head on the guardrail…

Mark:Five… Six… Seven…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is stiring…

Mark:Eight…. Nine…. Chris Jericho starts to get up and falls down… TEN! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champion DANGEROUS D and J-TWISTED!

Rhino:J-Twisted and Dangerous D end the year in the EWA as the new EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:What an accomplishment for this duo… Can Shawn Michaels keep his EWA Television Title Reign in tact? Lets find out right now…

EWA Television Championship Times Square Brawl
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Steele

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Times Square Brawl and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds…Representing The Alliance…STEELE!

(“Rebirthing” plays as Steele enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… Representing Degeneration X…The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Anything goes in this match up… Shawn Michaels nails Steele with a couple of chops right across the chest backing him in up in to the corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lighting him up in the corner…

Mark:Steele with a kick to the midsection of Shawn Michaels and now throws him in to the corner and starts nailing Shawn Michaels in the midsection with rights and lefts…

Rhino:Steele is using Shawn Michaels midsection as a punching bag right now…

Mark:Steele with a hard irish whip sending Shawn Michaels hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just flipped in the corner and back in to the ring…

Mark:Steele lines up the EWA Television Champion and nails him with a Running Spear!

Rhino:Nice move by the challenger…

Mark:Steele with a cover 1………………….2…………… Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with a hard european uppercut right underneath the jaw of the EWA Television Champion knocking him right off of his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is slow to get up after that one…

Mark:Steele now scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Steele is now on the outside of the ring and is bringing a trash can full of weapons in to the ring…

Mark:Steele just pulled out a Street Sign…

Rhino:Looks like there is only One Way that this is going to go…

Mark:Steele nails Shawn Michaels in the head with the Street Sign and now goes for the cover 1…………………2…………..HBK kicks out again…

Rhino:Steele now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele positions the sign… DDT! On to the Sign…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in trouble…

Mark:Steele with a cover again 1……………………2………………3..No! Shawn Michaels kicks out once again…

Rhino:Steele is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet and he staggers backwards right in to the ropes stopping Steele on the top rope…

Rhino:Steele was just crotched on the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels yanks Steele off the top rope…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now looking in the trash can…

Mark:Steele is getting back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels pulls out a Wine Bottle… Steele turns around and Shawn Michaels breaks the Wine Bottle over the head of Steele…

Rhino:That was one hell of a shot right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now covers Steele 1……………………..2…………………3..No! Steele kicks out…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid now waits for Steele to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels and he follows it up with a scoop and a slam…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just picked up the trash can and lays it on the face of Steele…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:We all know whats coming here…

Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP! NO! Steele Moved! And Shawn Michaels goes crashing in to the Trash Can…

Rhino:That didn’t quite work out the way that Shawn Michaels had hoped…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet after the missed elbow drop…

Rhino:Steele is waiting…

Mark:Big right hands from William Steele as he sends the champion back in to the ropes… Steele with an irish whip… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm! No! Steele ducks…

Rhino:Steele had that move scouted…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now staggers back up… OXIDATION!

Rhino:That could be it right now..

Mark:Steele hooks the leg 1………………..2…………….3…………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Really close near fall right there…

Mark:Steele is looking to put Shawn Michaels away and bring the EWA Television Championship to the Alliance…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is staggering up…

Mark:Steele kicks him in the midsection… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Shawn Michaels counters and shoves him in to the ropes… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1………………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels winning streak continues as he continues to dominate the EWA Television Title as the year 2008 comes to an end…

Mark:Who will be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion as we head in to 2009… Will it be Subway or will it be Big Daddy Ace… Lets find out as we head to the ring for the introductions…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Inferno Hell in a Cell Match
Subway(c) vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Inferno Hell in a Cell Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing The Alliance…BIG DADDY ACE!

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion and the Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway and Big Daddy Are now locked inside the Hell in a Cell as the cage is now being set on fire…

Rhino:The cage is set on fire to keep Shane McMahon and The Alliance out of this match up and let this match up be settled between Subway and Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Subway and Big Daddy Ace look at each other and their surroundings…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is making it known that he wants the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Subway slaps Big Daddy Ace right across the face…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace slaps Subway across the face…

Mark:Both men smile and there they go… Right hands being traded back and forth by champion and challenger…

Rhino:Look at them go…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a big right hand… Subway ducks and starts opening up on Big Daddy Ace backing him up in to the ropes… Subway with an irish whip… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace… Subway comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace ducks his head and Subway with a leap frog over him… Big Daddy Ace turns around and Subway slaps him right across the face…

Rhino:That was clever…

Mark:Subway now scoops up Big Daddy Ace and slams him down to the canvas… Subway comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Subway is now going right to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Subway is trying to keep his distance from the flames…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet…

Mark:Subway pulls out a Steel Chair… Baseball Slide! By Big Daddy Ace knocking the Steel Chair back in to the face of Subway…

Rhino:Subway got real close to the cage and the fire…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now grabs Subway by the head and wants to ram him in to the cell… Subway blocks him and now goes to ram Big Daddy Ace’s head in to the cell…

Rhino:Both men are trying to stop each other from going in to the fire…

Mark:Subway now takes Big Daddy Ace by the head and rams him in to the Steel Steps…

Rhino:Subway just rolled Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…

Mark:Subway just sent the steel chair in to the ring as Subway heads up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet as he catches Subway on the top rope…

Mark:Rocket Launcher! By Big Daddy Ace sending Subway across the ring…

Rhino:Subway gets back up slowly…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges…SPEAR!

Rhino:What a spear by the challenger…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1…………………2………..3……No! Subway kicks out…

Rhino:Close one right there as Big Daddy Ace almost left NYC as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now opening up the Steel Chair that Subway threw in to the ring…

Rhino:Subway is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets up Subway… Backbreaker! On to the Steel Chair!

Rhino:Nice move right there by the leader of The Alliance…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Subway 1…………………..2………..3…NO! Subway gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Subway now trying to crawl to the ropes…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now picking back up the chair…

Rhino:Subway is pulling himself back up by the ropes…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges with the chair… Subway gets his boot up and knocks the chair back in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:That backfired on Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE!

Rhino:Big time move right there…

Mark:Subway covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2…………..3……NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Subway now looking to do some more damage to the challenger…

Rhino:Subway now goes to the outside of the ring and is looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway has found himself some Barbed Wire and is now wrapping his arm in it…

Mark:The X-Core Soldier is out in full force tonight…

Rhino:Incoming!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just drove through the ropes and right in to Subway knocking him right in to the fire…

Rhino:Subway is trying to put out the flames as he is rolling around on the ground…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace put his body on the line right there…

Rhino:It paid off for the moment right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now going after the Steel Steps…

Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and launches the Steel Steps at Subway… Subway Ducks and the Cell Door was just opened…

Rhino:The fire weakened the door which is why it opened so easily…

Mark:Subway and Big Daddy Ace are now leaving the cage as they trade shots back and forth.. Big Daddy Ace with a kick to the midsection… DDT!

Rhino:Subway is hurting…

Mark:Look Out!

Rhino:Its Shane McMahon!

Mark:Shane McMahon from behind just nailed Big Daddy Ace in the back of the head with a Steel Chair…

Rhino:I think Big Daddy Ace could be out…

Mark:Subway crawls on to Big Daddy Ace as the referee makes the count 1…………………….2………………..3………..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shane McMahon can not believe it…

Mark:Shane McMahon is encouraging Subway to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shane McMahon has the steel chair in hand again and is looking to nail Big Daddy Ace again…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…

Rhino:Its Chris Jericho!

Mark:Chris Jericho just grabbed the steel chair out of the hands of Shane McMahon… Shane McMahon turns around Chris Jericho lays out the EWA Vice President with the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is dragging Shane McMahon out of the arena now…

Mark:Subway is now lining up Big Daddy Ace on the outside of the cage…

Rhino:Subway is looking for a Subline with the Barbed Wire…

Mark:SUBLINE! NO! Big Daddy Ace ducks and now gets Subway up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:That’s Gotta Be It!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg on the outside of the cage 1………………………2………………………..3……….. ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:What!

Mark:Subway some how got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace can not believe it…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to figure out what to do next as he wants to leave MSG as the Heavyweight Champion of the World…

Rhino:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace lines up Subway…

Rhino:Here it comes!

Mark:SPEAR! NO! Subway Moves and Big Daddy Ace goes charging to the Cage and the Fire…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s arm is on fire…

Mark:Subway lines him up… SUBLINE WITH THE BARBED WIRE!

Rhino:What a Shot!

Mark:Subway falls on top of Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2………………..3…………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion SUBWAY!

Rhino:Subway is leaving as NYC stil the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:You know Shane McMahon is happy about that…

Rhino:Subway is a Dual Champion heading in to 2009…

Mark:The Alliance came up short in trying to capture the EWA World Heavyweight Championship here tonight… What will happen in 2009 here in the EWA? Tune in to find out… For Rhino and the Entire EWA… HAPPY NEW YEAR! See You in 2009!

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