Extreme Bowl 2009

Mark:We are live in Hollywood, Ca for the 9th Annual Extreme Bowl and Rhino… What an Extreme Bowl this is shaping up to be here tonight…

Rhino:When the event was signed everyone was expecting it to be Six Men battling for the Number One Contendership… But because of what happened to Chris Jericho last week… EWA Commissioner William McConnell added a 7th man to the match up and that man was Subway and he made it for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Seven Men battling for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in the Triple Tier Cage… In what we call the Extreme Bowl…

Rhino:It will be Subway defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Triple H, Lone Jobber, Josh Stewart, Sterling James Keenan, Alan Matthews and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:The question is who will leave the EWA World Heavyweight Champion? We will find that out tonight…

Rhino:Also the other question here tonight Mark is will Shawn Michaels EWA Television Championship reign come to an end?

Mark:Shawn Michaels will be defending the EWA Television Championship against The Rock…

Rhino:Can The Rock stop Shawn Michaels show tonight? We will have to see…

Mark:Also the EWA Womens Championship will be on the line when Kelly Kelly defends her title against Alexis Laree and Felony…

Rhino:This is shaping up to be one hell of a night…

Mark:Lets get it started and head to the ring for our opening contest…

Doug Kinsella vs Dangerous D

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… DANGEROUS D!

(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Mark:Dangerous D and Doug Kinsella lock up in the center of the ring… Dangerous D is backing Doug Kinsella up in to the corner…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is asking for a clean break…

Mark:Dangerous D backs away… Doug Kinsella comes right out of the corner and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now putting the boots to Dangerous D…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now pulling Dangerous D back up on to his feet and knocks him right back off of his feet with a hard uppercut… Doug Kinsella is now coming off the ropes and goes to drop the elbow but Dangerous D moves out of the way…

Rhino:Dangerous D gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D now with right hands to Doug Kinsella as he backs him up in to the ropes…Dangerous D sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to roll out of the ring…

Mark:Dangerous D pulls him back in to the ring and is now pulling Doug Kinsella back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dangerous D is delivering shots right to the back of Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Dangerous D dropping Doug Kinsella on the back of his head… Dangerous D covers Doug Kinsella 1……………….2……………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Dangerous D charges in and scores with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Samoan Drop! By Dangerous D driving Doug Kinsella right in to the mat…

Rhino:Dangerous D is really taking it Doug Kinsella right now…

Mark:Dangerous D covers Doug Kinsella 1……………….2………………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:It will be only a matter of time before Dangerous D is able to put Doug Kinsella away…

Mark:Dangerous D is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up…

Mark:Dangerous D kicks Doug Kinsella in the midsection… Stunner!

Rhino:This could be it…

Mark:Dangerous D covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………2……………….3………NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella barely got his shoulder up right there…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dangerous D has him eyed up…

Mark:Dangerous D scoops up Doug Kinsella and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers up on to his feet and knocks in to the ropes…

Rhino:Dangerous D is up on to the top rope…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up on to the top ropes…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has Dangerous D hooked up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Dangerous D was driven right in to the center of the ring…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Dangerous D 1…………………2……………….3…No! Dangerous D kicks out…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella charges from behind and takes Dangerous D down with a running bulldog…

Rhino:Dangerous D is in trouble…

Mark:Doug Kinsella springs off the ropes…Springboard Tornado Senton!

Rhino:Really nice move right there by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Dangerous D 1………………….2…………….3…………NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Dangerous D is up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella hooks him up… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Dangerous D blocks and spins Doug Kinsella around… STUNNER!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1…………………2……………..3…………..NO! Doug Kinsella barely gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Dangerous D is going to fly… D-BOMB! NO! Doug Kinsella moves out of the way…

Rhino:Dangerous D gets nothing by canvas…

Mark:Dangerous D staggers back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella hooks him up… FINAL ENCOUNTER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg of Dangerous D 1……………..2………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella with his first in ring match since making his return to the EWA and it was successful…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see Shawn Michaels defend the EWA Television Championship against The Rock… But its back to the ring for our next contest…

Trish Stratus vs Lilith Evans

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!

(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Tornoto, Canada… Weighing in at 126 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!

(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is now underway…Trish Stratus and Lilith Evans lock up in the center of the ring… Trish Stratus is backing Lilith Evans in to the ropes with a couple of forearm shots… Trish Stratus now with an irish whip sending Lilith Evans to the farside ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Lilith Evans gets right back up on to her feet…

Mark:Trish Stratus charges and nails her with a thez press… Nailing her with right hands…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is coming out firing right now…

Mark:Lilith Evans shoves her off as she gets back up on to her feet… Trish Stratus now scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is lining her up…

Mark:Trish Stratus comes off the ropes… Leg Drop! No! Lilith Evans moves out of the way… Trish Stratus sits up and Lilith Evans comes charging with a running dropkick…

Rhino:Nice move right there by Lilith Evans to first get out of the way and then connect with the dropkick…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers Trish Stratus 1………….2……….Kickout by Trish Stratus…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is now pulling Trish Stratus back up on to her feet…

Mark:Chops across the chest of Trish Stratus by Lilith Evans as she now shoots her off in to the ropes… Trish Stratus comes off the ropes and Lilith Evans scores with a Flying Back Elbow!

Rhino:Lilith Evans caught her good with that elbow…

Mark:Trish Stratus is trying to pull herself back up on to her feeet…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is waiting for her to turn around…

Mark:Trish Stratus turns around… Cliffhanger!

Rhino:Really nice move by Lilith Evans…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers Trish Stratus 1…………………2………………3…No! Trish Stratus kicks out…

Rhino:Right now it seems like everything is going the way of the former EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Lilith Evans is now hooking up Trish Stratus… TORTURED! NO! Countered by Trish Stratus in to a back slide 1………………….2……………..3……….NO! Lilith Evans kicks out…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Trish Stratus waits for her to turn around… CHICK KICK! NO!

Rhino:Lilith Evans ducked the kick right there…

Mark:Lilith Evans hooks her up… TORTURED!

Rhino:Big time move right there laying out Trish Stratus….

Mark:Lilith Evans covers Trish Stratus 1……………2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!

Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back on the winning track… Is the EWA Womens Championship in her future?

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see which one of seven men can walk out as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion inside the Triple Tier Cage in the Extreme Bowl…

Jerome vs J-Twisted

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Compton, California… Weighing in at 221 Pounds… JEROME!

(“Killa Cam” plays as Jerome enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brick City, Nj… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… J-TWISTED!

(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Mark:J-Twisted gets up in the face of Jerome and both men get going… As J-Twisted scores with a couple of big right hands… J-Twisted starts backing Jerome in to the ropes… J-Twisted sends him for the ride… J-Twisted goes for a clothesline… Jerome ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes with a Flying Forearm Shot!

Rhino:J-Twisted gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jerome now kicks J-Twisted in the midsection and hooks up J-Twisted and drives him face first in to the mat with a Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:Jerome is now putting the boots to J-Twisted…

Mark:J-Twisted is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner… Jerome whips J-Twisted off in to the corner…

Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Jerome kicks J-Twisted in the midsection and now hooks up J-Twisted… Powerbomb! No! J-Twisted escapes and starts nailing Jerome with right hands…

Rhino:J-Twisted is really opening up on Jerome with those right hands…

Mark:J-Twisted now whips Jerome and sends him off in to the ropes… Dropkick! Right to the face of Jerome…

Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Jerome 1…………….2……………Kickout by Jerome…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now waiting for Jerome to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted kicks Jerome in to the midsection and drives him in to the midsection with a Face Crusher!

Rhino:Jerome went face first in to the mat…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Jerome again 1…………………2………….Kickout once again by Jerome…

Rhino:Jerome is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted now with a kick to the midsection of Jerome and hooks him up… Gutwrench Powerbomb!

Rhino:Jerome has been driven right in to the mat…

Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like J-Twisted is going to be taking a chance right here and now…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! No! Jerome gets his knees up right in to the back of J-Twisted as he came down off the top rope…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Jerome is now back up on to his feet and scores with a couple of right hands and now Jerome scores with a DDT!

Rhino:J-Twisted could be in trouble after that DDT…

Mark:Jerome covers J-Twisted 1………………2……………..Kickout by J-Twisted…

Rhino:Jerome is now pulling J-Twisted back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jerome now kicks J-Twisted in the midsection and is setting him up… Running Powerbomb!

Rhino:J-Twisted driven right in to the mat with that Powerbomb…

Mark:Jerome now covers J-Twisted 1………………………2……………….3………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Jerome is now looking to hook up J-Twisted…THE DRIVE BYE! NO! Blocked by J-Twisted who is firing back with right hands…

Rhino:If Jerome hit The Drive Bye it would have been all over…

Mark:J-Twisted now whips Jerome off in to the ropes…Powerslam! J-Twisted covers Jerome 1………………2…………..3……NO! Jerome gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Jerome is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted kicks Jerome in the midsection…. Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jerome is now staggering up on to his feet….

Rhino:It looks as though J-Twisted is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Double Fisted Punch!

Rhino:Its a Bird… Its a Plane… Its Superman!

Mark:J-Twisted covers Jerome 1………………..2………………3…………..NO! Jerome gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Jerome barely got his shoulder up right there…

Mark:J-Twisted is now looking to put Jerome away right here and now…

Rhino:Jerome is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted is now hooking up Jerome… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Jerome escapes and now goes behind J-Twisted… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Jerome…

Mark:J-Twisted is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Jerome is now looking to put J-Twisted away right now…

Mark:J-Twisted turns around and Jerome hooks him up… THE DRIVE BYE!

Rhino:That could be it right now…

Mark:Jerome hooks the leg of J-Twisted 1…………………2…………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEROME!

Rhino:Jerome debuts here in the EWA and its a victory over One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:It was a really good debut for Jerome and still to come tonight we will see the EWA Womens Championship on the line when Kelly Kelly defends her title against Alexis Laree and Felony… Right now though its time to see in the in ring return of Sara McMahon…

Sara McMahon vs Justice Taylor

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… Accompanied by Axle Andrews… SARA McMAHON!

(“Let it Rock” plays as Sara McMahon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!

(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)

Mark:This is the first time we are seeing Sara McMahon competing in an EWA Ring in a very long time…

Rhino:I dont think she had many official matches by in the day… But I have eaten a lot since then so I could be totally wrong…

Mark:The legacy of the McMahon family is something big to live up to…

Rhino:Speaking of Big… You see the Big Protector by her side… In Axle Andrews…

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and we are underway right now… Justice Taylor and Sara McMahon lock up with a Collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are battling for position right now…

Mark:Sara McMahon locks in a headlock now on Justice Taylor…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is trying to fight right out of it…

Mark:Justice Taylor shoves Sara McMahon off in to the ropes… Sara McMahon comes off the ropes and gets taken down with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Sara McMahon gets right back up on to her feet as she shakes off the Shoulder Block…

Mark:Justice Taylor scoops up Sara McMahon and slams her straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Justice Taylor taking it right to Sara McMahon here in the early going…

Mark:Justice Taylor is now pulling Sara McMahon back up on to her feet by her hair and is backing her in to the corner…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is connecting with a couple of shots in the corner…

Mark:Justice Taylor whips Sara McMahon off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Justice Taylor…

Mark:Justice Taylor comes charging in shoulder first… Sara McMahon moves out of the way and Justice Taylor goes shoulder first right in to the right post…

Rhino:That move didn’t pay off for Justice Taylor…

Mark:Sara McMahon from behind with a roll up 1……………….2…………….3…No! Justice Taylor kicks out…

Rhino:Justice Taylor gets back up on to her feet…

Mark:Sara McMahon hooks her up and takes her over with a vertical suplex….

Rhino:Sara McMahon is now climbing up on the middle rope…

Mark:It looks as though Sara McMahon is going to take a chance right now… Leg Drop!

Rhino:Sara McMahon got all of that leg drop…

Mark:Sara McMahon covers Justice Taylor 1……………2…………..3……NO! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Close one right there as Sara McMahon is now looking to put Justice Taylor away…

Mark:Justice Taylor is now staggering up on to her feet… Sara McMahon hooks her up… OCEAN CYCLONE! NO! Justice Taylor blocks and now spins Sara McMahon around… DDT!

Rhino:Sara McMahon was driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Justice Taylor covers Sara McMahon 1……………….2………….3…….NO! Sara McMahon gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Sara McMahon is staggering up on to her feet and stops Justice Taylor up on the top rope…

Rhino:Sara McMahon is climbing up on to the top rope…

Mark:Sara McMahon hooks up Justice Taylor… Superplex! No! Justice Taylor blocks and shoves her off the top rope…

Rhino:Sara McMahon is down on the mat…

Mark:Big Splash! By Justice Taylor from the top rope right down on to Sara McMahon… Justice Taylor hooks the leg 1…………2………..3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTICE TAYLOR!

Rhino:A nice win for Justice Taylor here tonight…

Mark:It was a solid debut for Sara McMahon who is still learning her craft in an EWA Ring… We are now being told right now a piece of footage has been sent in to the EWA Television Studios… So lets go to that footage right now…

(Video Footage begins to air on Hardcore Theater)

Scene
Everglades Correctional institution
Dade County, Miami, Florida
7:44 a.m.

We open looking down a long dark corridor… On either side we can see what appears to be bars…As the camera pans around, a corrections facility guard and a man in a suit are seen walking toward the other end… We hear different genres of music and The morning news broadcast playing simultaniously … It becomes clear that the man in the suit is the warden, and we’re taking a trip down a prison cell block…

Guard: What asshole we going after today?

Warden: The one who refers to himself in the third person…

Guard: Ahh… The infamous RealDeal Jason Mack… What he do this time?

Warden: Nothing… The son of a bitch did his time… He’s going home…

Guard: Thank god… Glad that motherfucker is leaving…. He’s sure caused enough shit during his 5 years here…

Warden: Yeah, well, he should’ve done more time than 5 years for what he done… The man he beat to death had to be identified by teeth… Teeth they had to fish out of his stomach… He beat that man to death, literaly…

Guard: How the hell does someone get 5 years on a murder charge?

Warden: A good lawyer… Besides, the original charge of second degree murder was thrown out by a grand jury so the state then charged him with manslaughter… That silver tongued snake attorney was able to strike a deal with the prosecuter and “The Real Deal ” pled no contest to involentary manslaughter… The jury felt he was justified in ” defending ” himself when the man he beat to death shot him…

Guard: Do you know what this was over?

Warden: Not sure… Heard it was a woman, but you never know…

Guard: Well who was the guy he killed?

Warden: That’s the best part…It was his brother, Jeremy Mack… Talk about a dysfunctional family…

Guard: Damn, His own Brother? My god that’s cold blooded…

By now they have reached the end of the corridor and are approching the last cell on the left… as they close in, they see the icon in the flesh, shirtless, on the floor doing push ups…

The Real Deal: 56..57..58

Warden: Mack… Its time…Pack your shit… Youre outta here…

The Real Deal: 59…

Jason stops, looks up and smiles… He stands up, grabs a black and white striped shirt that matched his pants and throws it on… He then extends his arms through a 6 by 8 inch opening in the cell door…

Warden: Don’t you want to pack your belongings?

The Real Deal: Does it look like it? The Real Deal doesn’t want this shit… All he wants is a to get outta this bitch, get himself a hot shower and a even hotter piece of pie… You feel what The Real Deal is saying warden?

Warden: Whatever Mack… Cuff this sack of shit…

As the guard slaps the cuffs on the Real Deal, he smiles and winks at him…

The Real Deal: Guess the warden only likes Moon pie….

With the Real Deal hand cuffed, the trio proceed to walk back down the corridor admist chants and cheers from the other prisoners, towards the inmate release area…

Guard: So besides a shower and some pie, whats on the agenda Mack?

The Real Deal: Heading to Kennewick Washington, then back home to the Alliance… The Real Deals time has come… Now its time….

A close up shot on The Real Deal walking toward the camera is the last image we see before fading to black…

To be continued…

(Video Footage Ends)

Mark:Jay Mack… Is Back?

Rhino:Is it True?

Mark:Its gotta be…. I guess more to come… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…

Christian Rivers vs Adam Syndal

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!

(“Reloaded” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From From Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… CHRISTIAN RIVERS!

(“Duality” plays as Christian Rivers enters the arena…)

Mark:The match is now underway as Christian Rivers and Adam Syndal square off in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Christian Rivers and Adam Syndal are both really looking to get their EWA Careers on the right track tonight…

Mark:Christian Rivers with a couple of shots to Adam Syndal and now hooks him up with a Double Underhook and now starts driving his knee right in to the face of Adam Syndal…

Rhino:He is catching him right in the face…

Mark:Christian Rivers now takes him over with a Double Underhook Suplex! As now Christian Riveres goes right for the cover on Adam Syndal 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Adam Syndal…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is trying to shake off the knees to the face as he gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Christian Rivers now grabs Adam Syndal and backs him up in the corner and starts driving his knee in to the midsection of Adam Syndal…

Rhino:You can see the game plan for Christian Rivers tonight and is to hammer in the shots on Adam Syndal…

Mark:Christian Rivers now pulls him out of the corner and takes him over with a Gutwrench Suplex! Christian Rivers goes for the cover once again 1……………2………. Adam Syndal kicks out…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is holding on to his ribs as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Christian Rivers now whips Adam Syndal hard in to the corner… Christian Rivers charges in shoulder first driving Adam Syndal back in to the corner…

Rhino:You could see the air just being driven right out of Adam Syndal…

Mark:Christian Rivers now whips Adam Syndal off in to the ropes… Christian Rivers goes for a clothesline… Adam Syndal ducks and now comes off the ropes and takes Christian Rivers off of his feet with a Flying Headscissors…

Rhino:Christian Rivers gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal charges… Tidal Crash!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Adam Syndal driving Christian Rivers right in to the mat…

Mark:Adam Syndal covers Christian Rivers 1……………2………Kickout by Christian Rivers…

Rhino:Christian Rivers is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal charges and scores with a Running Superkick!

Rhino:That caught Christian Rivers square in the jaw…

Mark:Adam Syndal is now climbing the ropes… Split Leg Corkscrew Moonsault! Connects as Adam Syndal goes for the cover once again 1…………….2…………..3…….No! Christian Rivers gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is now waiting for Christian Rivers to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal with a kick to the midsection and is now hooking him up… SYNDROME! NO! Countered… Crossface!

Rhino:Adam Syndal is now in trouble…

Mark:Christian Rivers is pulling back on the head and neck of Adam Syndal…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is crawling to the ropes right now…

Mark:Christian Rivers is trying to make Adam Syndal tap out… Adam Syndal reaches out and is able to grab the ropes…

Rhino:Adam Syndal saved himself right there…

Mark:Christian Rivers is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Christian Rivers is now putting Adam Syndal up on the top rope…

Mark:Christian Rivers is hooking up Adam Syndal… Brainbuster! No! Adam Syndal holds on to the ropes and now kicks Christian Rivers right in the head knocking him off the ropes…

Rhino:Adam Syndal climbs off the ropes… As he waits for Christian Rivers to stagger back up…

Mark:Adam Syndal hooks him up… SYNDROME!

Rhino:Adam Syndal got all of that move…

Mark:Adam Syndal with the cover 1……………….2…………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ADAM SYNDAL!

Rhino:Adam Syndal gets his first victory since coming back to the EWA…

Mark:We are now getting set for our next…

(The cameras cut to the backstage and revel William Steele standing at one of the hall by the offices of Lone Jobber and Shane McMahon. A loud crashing sound comes from around the corner and 10 security officers run by in the direction of the crash. A few seconds later 2 more security officers run out of Shane’s office and towards the disturbance down the hall. A small smiles spreads across Will’s face as he pushes off from the wall and walks into Shane’s office closing the door.Cameras cut to the back again showing Kent Richardson walking up to Shane’s office as William Steele walks out.)

Kent:Mr. Steele I didn’t know you had a meeting with Shane…were you in there discussing the terms of your contract?

Will:Kenny, even if I was having a meeting what makes you think I would tell you anything about it…besides Shane wasn’t in there.

(Kent shakes his and goes to walk into the Shane’s office as Will walks down the hall.)

Will:(walking backwards) And Kent be on the look out Rich is in one of his bone breaking moods!

(Will laughs as he continues to walk backwards almost running over Alexis)

Alexis:There you are? My match is coming up.

Will:(turns back looking at her) Yep here I am…you ready?

Alexis:Yeah (smiles) What did you do?

Will:(placing his arm around her) Just a little redecorating…

Alexis:(laughs) Steele and Steele destruction?

Will:I have no idea what you are talking about…(laughs as they make their way to the entrance ramp curtain)

Mark:I wonder how Shane is going to react to that one… As we now send it to the ring for our EWA Womens Championship Match…

EWA Womens Championship Match
Kelly Kelly(c) vs Felony vs Alexis Laree

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From Memphis, Tn… Weighing in at 127 Pounds… FELONY!

(“We Are Rockstars” plays as Felony enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…Accompanied by William Steele…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Jacksonville, Fl… Weighing in at 108 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… KELLY KELLY!

(“Fully Alive” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the arena…)

Mark:Alexis Laree and Kelly Kelly stare down one another…

Rhino:Felony is now staring down both women…

Mark:Kelly Kelly and Alexis Laree look at one another and then look at Felony and both women charge at Felony and scores with a double clothesline…

Rhino:Felony is staggering back up on to her feet after that double clothesline…

Mark:Kelly Kelly and Alexis Laree grab Felony by the hair and toss her over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly and Alexis Laree are now squaring off…

Mark:Both women are now trading shots back and forth right now… Alexis Laree shoots Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes… Kelly Kelly comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip!

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree takes Kelly Kelly over with a Hiptoss!

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Alexis Laree climbs up the corner and starts hammering Kelly Kelly with right hands in the corner…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is now staggering out of the corner after those right hands…

Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Kelly Kelly and scores with a dropkick…Alexis Laree covers Kelly Kelly 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Right now the former EWA Womens Champion is taking it to the current EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Kelly Kelly to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Look out…

Mark:Alexis Laree turns around and Felony dives off the top rope with a crossbody on to Alexis Laree 1…………………….2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet…

Mark:Felony is now nailing Alexis Laree with a couple of shots backing her up in to the ropes…Felony whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble right now as she is trying to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Felony with a dropkick and she knocks Alexis Laree through the middle ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is back up on her feet…

Mark:Felony turns around and Kelly Kelly charges and takes her off of her feet with a Running Head Scissors Take Down!

Rhino:Felony is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Kelly Kelly grabs the arm of Felony and is now holding on to the ropes… Back Flip! Right in to an Arm Drag! By Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Nice move by the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Felony staggers to her feet… Kelly Kelly charges and scores with a Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is in control right now…

Mark:Kelly Kelly covers Felony 1………………….2…………….3……..No! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly and Alexis Laree are now trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Alexis Laree with a kick to the midsection and now with a snapmare to Kelly Kelly… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes and nails her with a Baseball Slide!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to once again become EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining her up…

Mark:CHICK KICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Kelly Kelly 1…………………..2……………….3……….NO! Felony comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Felony is laying in the shots on Alexis Laree…

Mark:Felony now kicks Alexis Laree and hooks up Alexis Laree… DDT! NO! Countered by Alexis Laree who turns Felony around… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Felony was just planted by Alexis Laree…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is back up on to her feet and now grabs Alexis Laree from behind and tosses her over the top rope to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is now pulling Felony back up on to her feet…

Mark:K2! By Kelly Kelly dropping Felony in the center of the ring… Kelly Kelly covers Felony 1………………2………..3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion KELLY KELLY!

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is leaving the bowl still the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Alexis Laree had the match up one after she hit the Laree DDT on Felony but Kelly Kelly tossed her out of the ring and connected with K2 on Felony to pick up the victory…

Rhino:I have a feeling we could possibly seeing Kelly Kelly and Alexis Laree battle for the gold down the line in the near future…

Mark:I would have to agree with you there…Apparently Michael Cole is doing some reporting for us tonight… So lets send it backstage to Michael Cole…

Michael Cole:Earlier tonight Richard Steele was arrested and taken to the arena jail for putting a hole in one of the walls…here is footage from the incident.

(A video feed shows Richard and Rebel tossing what appears to be a large glass blue dildo back and forth over HBIC’s head. After a few minutes Richard jumps grabbing for the dildo, it slips from his fingers and hits the ground shattering into pieces. Richard looks at HBIC who clinches her fist and charges at Richard tackling him and sending him crashing through the wall. HBIC stands and stomps Richard for a minute before walking off as security comes rushing up cuffing Richard and dragging him off.)

Michael Cole:I’ve learned that Richard is going to be held in the arena jail until management says otherwise.

Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more in ring action…

Paul Montuori vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing The Alliance… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… PAUL MONTUORI!

(“Renegade” plays as Paul Montuori enters the arena…)

Mark:Paul Montuori and Big Daddy Ace square off in the center of the ring and here we go…

Rhino:They really arent wasting anytime are they mark?

Mark:No they arent as both men are trading right hands back and forth in the center of the ring… Paul Montuori is trying to really do some damage to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is coming back and really connecting with shots to Paul Montuori…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Paul Montuori off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Paul Montuori is staggering back up on to his feet by the ropes…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… Paul Montuori ducks and back drops Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit the ground hard…

Mark:Paul Montuori now launches himself over the top rope… Big Daddy Ace side steps Paul Montuori and Paul Montuori hits the ground hard…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace saw that move coming…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now picking up Paul Montuori and is grabbing him by the head and rams Paul Montuori’s head right in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now opening up on Paul Montuori on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Paul Montuori right in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Paul Montuori is dazed on to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now rolls Paul Montuori back in to the ring…

Rhino:You can see that Paul Montuori trying to shake off the blows to the guardrail…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on the top rope… Paul Montuori staggers up and falls back in to the ropes and Big Daddy Ace gets caught on the top rope…

Rhino:Paul Montuori is now climbing up on to the top rope…

Mark:Hurricanranna! From the top rope by Paul Montuori driving Big Daddy Ace right in to the canvas… Paul Montuori covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2………….3……No! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Paul Montuori charges and scores with a Running Enziguri Kick!

Rhino:That caught Big Daddy Ace right in the back of the head…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is dazed on his feet and Paul Montuori scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Paul Montuori is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Up In Smoke!

Rhino:Nice Shooting Star Press by Paul Montuori…

Mark:Paul Montuori covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………..2……………..3…….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Big Daddy Ace is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Paul Montuori is now hooking up Big Daddy Ace… EYE OPENER! NO! Big Daddy Ace counters and nails him with shots right to the midsection… Big Daddy Ace shoves Paul Montuori off in to the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Time Spear by the Big Tyme Playa…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Paul Montuori 1…………………..2…………..3………..NO! Paul Montuori gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Paul Montuori is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands and backs Paul Montuori up in to the corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Paul Montuori up on the top rope…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Paul Montuori… Superplex! No! Paul Montuori shoves Big Daddy Ace off the top rope…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on the mat…

Mark:FUCK YER FACE!

Rhino:Big Leg Drop from the top rope by Paul Montuori…

Mark:Paul Montuori covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2…………….3…………..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Paul Montuori thought he had him right there…

Mark:Paul Montuori is now going to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Paul Montuori charges with the chair… Big Daddy Ace ducks the chair shot… SPEAR!

Rhino:Paul Montuori got taken off of his feet with the Spear…

Mark:Paul Montuori is now staggering back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace now hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Paul Montuori 1……………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets the duke here tonight at the Extreme Bowl over Paul Montuori…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hopes this is a launching point for him to get back on track… Right now its time for the EWA Television Championship Match…

EWA Television Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Falls Count Anywhere Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels and The Rock lock eyes in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… The Rock blocks and starts opening up on Shawn Michaels with right hands…

Rhino:The Rock is opening up on The Heartbreak Kid…

Mark:The Rock sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Running Clothesline! By The Rock taking Shawn Michaels head off with the clothesline…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock grabs Shawn Michaels by the head and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hanging on to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring… The Rock turns around and Shawn Michaels starts nailing The Rock with hard knife edge chops right across the chest…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is firing back and is lighting up the chest of The Rock…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now backs The Rock up in to the corner… Shawn Michaels stomps away at The Rock in the corner… Shawn Michaels whips The Rock in to the farside corner..

Rhino:Here comes Shawn Michaels…

Mark:The Rock comes running out of the corner and nails Shawn Michaels with a clothesline…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just got spun inside out with that clothesline…

Mark:The Rock is now hooking up Shawn Michaels and scores with a suplex and goes for the cover on Shawn Michaels 1…………….2………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock with a couple of right hands to Shawn Michaels and now whips him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble right now…

Mark:The Rock covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is rolling to the outside of the ring trying to escape The Rock’s attack…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is walking up the ramp… The Rock chases Shawn Michaels up the ramp and scores with a clothesline…

Rhino:The Rock is really taking it right to the Heartbreak Kid…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet right now…. The Rock scoops up Shawn Michaels and goes to slam Shawn Michaels down on to the ramp… Shawn Michaels escapes… Reverse DDT! Driving The Rock right down on to the steel ramp…

Rhino:That was a nice counter by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers The Rock 1………………..2………..Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and scores with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:The Rock’s head once again goes right in to the Steel Ramp…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers The Rock again 1……………..2…………..3…No! The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now pulling The Rock back up on to his feet and is dragging him back down to ringside…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rams The Rock’s head right in to the ring apron and now rolls him back in to the ring…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:The Rock is now staggering up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels laying out The Rock in the middle of the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in control right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers The Rock again 1………………2……….3…..No! The Rock kicks out again…

Rhino:The Rock is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up The Rock and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up on to the top rope…

Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP! NO! The Rock rolls out of the way and Shawn Michaels crashes in to the canvas…

Rhino:The Rock and Shawn Michaels are now staggering back up on to their feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… The Rock blocks and starts opening up on Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The Peoples Champion is really connecting with those right hands…

Mark:The Rock now whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was driven right in to the mat…

Mark:The Rock covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2……………3…….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels looks to be out of it as he is getting back up on to his feet… The Rock hooks up Shawn Michaels… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Shawn Michaels blocks with elbows to the side of the head…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is firing back…

Mark:The Rock turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! The Rock ducks the kick… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:The Rock could have Shawn Michaels right here and now…

Mark:The Rock covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2………………3………..NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock almost had the title won right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels looks to be out of it right now…

Rhino:The Rock has something in mind right here and now…

Mark:The Rock stands over Shawn Michaels and the elbow pad comes off…

Rhino:Here comes the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment…

Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! Shawn Michaels rolls out of the way…

Rhino:The Rock is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels lines him up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! The Rock ducks and spins Shawn Michaels around… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is blocking the Rock Bottom again…

Mark:Shawn Michaels charges… Small Package! By The Rock 1………………..2………………..3……….NO! Shawn Micahels kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and The Rock scoops him up… Shawn Michaels slides off the shoulder of The Rock… The Rock turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers The Rock 1…………………..2……………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels title reign continues on…

Mark:This is the most historic EWA Television Championship Reign in history and its going to continue…

Rhino:Who will finally stop Shawn Michaels show?

Mark:That’s the big question…But right now something is going on Backstage…

(Cameras cut to the backstage to show Richard dragging a metal cup against the bars of the cell.)

Guard:Cut that out..it is annoying

Richard:Then let me out, not my fault the wall broke

Guard:Uh huh

Richard:Fine!…*starts dragging the cup against the bars again*

(The Guard rolls his eyes as Lilith walks up wearing leather. She winks to Richard before clearing her voice to the guard)

Lilith:Hello there

Guard:Hello Ms Evans…can I do something for you?

Lilith:Uh yes I would like to go home with my husband

Guard:Sorry ma’am but I was told to hold him until management stated otherwise

Lilith:Aww can’t you make an exception.

(Lilith leans back giving a wink as her breasts are now pushed up. The guard stares at her cleavage grinning Lilith gives a small little smile seeing that her plan to distract the guard is working.)

Lilith:So what do you say?

(The guard shakes his head.)

Guard:No…I cant….I would like to keep my job.

Lilith:Well how about a coffee then. *hands him a cup of coffee* My treat.

(The guard takes the coffee and begins sipping at it.)

Guard:So…did you make this coffee yourself?

Lilith:No, I got it down the hall from the café. So how long you been doing this for?

Guard:Ah..and Ive been doing this nearly two years

Lilith:I see

(The guard shuts his eyes for a few seconds. Lilith grabs his keys without making noise as she smiles. A few minutes a large crash is heard down the hall.)

Lilith:Wow, what was that?

Intercom:Kevin…its Rebel again he is attempting to sell crack to the kids again, get over there and stop him.

(Lilith steps aside as he runs where Rebel is at.)

Richard:Damn, thought he would never leave…so is this a conjugal visit?

Lilith:Wait for it.

(The guard gets about thirty feet down the hallway before falling flat on his face.)

Lilith:Hmm, the power of coffee, maybe I should have brought him Decaf

Richard:Never answer my question…is this a conjugal visit?

Lilith:Actually this is a breakout

(She flashes the keys.)

Richard:Lets do this…Im missing the rerun of TNA Impact!

Lilith:Oh what a shame.

(Lilith opens the cell taking his hand and leading him out and down the hall.)

Richard:Alright lets get the hell out of here

Lilith:You know for a criminal…you’re pretty sexy

(Richard grins grabbing her ass as Lilith laughs and the cameras cut back to the ring.)

Mark:Well who will be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion? Lets find out as its time for the 2009 Extreme Bowl…

Extreme Bowl 2009
EWA World Heavyweight Championship On The Line
Subway(c) vs Lone Jobber vs Josh Stewart vs Triple H vs Sterling James Keenan vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Alan Matthews

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME BOWL and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Iron City, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… STERLING JAMES KEENAN!

(“Mainlining Murder” plays as Sterling James Keenan enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… “Dead Eye” ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds…Representing The Alliance…The EWA Total Impact Champion…JOSH STEWART!

(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:This is Seven Men fighting for one championship…

Rhino:Who will win this Extreme Bowl? I guess we are about to find out right about now…

Mark:Subway charges right at Sterling James Keenan as the bell sounds and nails him with the Subline!

Rhino:What a way to get this one started…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph are now trading a couple of shots back and forth right now in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews and Subway are doing the dance as well…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph backs Josh Stewart up in to the corner and starts opening up on him in the corner…

Rhino:Lone Jobber and Triple H are now doing a bit of trash talking with one another in the ring right now as they are watching what is going on…

Mark:These two men know each other very well… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right now just sent Josh Stewart in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Alan Matthews just back dropped Subway over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and starts nailing Triple H with a couple of shots and now sends him off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes and Lone Jobber nails him with a back elbow right to the side of the head…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is lining up Subway on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Running Dropkick right to the head of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is back up on to his feet and Lone Jobber just took him down with a clothesline…

Mark:Atomic Drop! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is spinning around dazed after that Atomic Drop…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges with a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph runs right in to Lone Jobber taking him down with the clothesline…

Rhino:It wasn’t his intended target… But it still was effective…

Mark:Alan Matthews with an irish whip… Subway with a reversal and Alan Matthews goes crashing right in to the side of the cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering around…

Mark:Subway charges and scores with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Triple H has just rolled to the outside of the ring and is looking to be bringing a ladder in to the ring…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph sees him coming with the ladder… Baseball Slide! No! Triple H moved the ladder out of the way and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes sliding out of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just suckered Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in right there…

Mark:Triple H now with the ladder and he drives it right in to the midsection of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph on the outside of the ring… Triple H drops the ladder and now hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… DDT right on the Ladder!

Rhino:Nice setup by Triple H right there…

Mark:Subway has mounted Alan Matthews on the outside of the ring and starts nailing him with right hands…

Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Sterling James Keenan goes over to Josh Stewart… Low Blow!

Rhino:That just stopped Sterling James Keenan right in his tracks…

Mark:BRAIN STEW! By Josh Stewart to Sterling James Keenan…

Rhino:It looks as though Sterling James Keenan has been taken out of action once again in this match up…

Mark:Triple H is back in the ring and Josh Stewart turns around and walks right in to a shot from the ladder by Triple H…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H charges at Lone Jobber with the ladder… Lone Jobber with a side step and a drop toe hold and Triple H goes face first in to the ladder…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now picking back up the ladder and is opening it up as he is looking to head up in to the second cage…

Mark:Subway is back in the ring and is now stopping Lone Jobber in his tracks as he begins his climb up the ladder…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble right here…

Mark:Powerbomb! Off the ladder by The EWA World Heavyweight Champion driving Lone Jobber right in to the mat…

Rhino:Subway is now climbing up the ladder now…

Mark:Josh Stewart is climbing up the ladder on the other side…

Rhino:These two men had one hell of a match up a few weeks ago… That they are still feeling the effects of…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Subway trade a couple of shots right now…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is back in the ring…

Mark:Alan Matthews shoves the ladder over and both Josh Stewart and Subway goes crashing in to the canvas…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now positioning the ladder where he wants it so he can begin his climb up to the second cage…

Mark:Alan Matthews is entering the second cage…

Rhino:Sterling James Keenan has staggered back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H is up and kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Good bye once again Sterling James Keenan…

Mark:As Triple H went after Sterling James Keenan… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph climbed up the ladder and is now in the second cage with Alan Matthews…

Rhino:There are a whole bunch of weapons in that cage…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews are trading a couple of shots right now… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph grabs Alan Matthews by the head and throws him right in to the cage wall…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is dazed…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph pulls down a singapore cane and has Alan Matthews lined up… Singapore Cane Shot! No! Ducked by Alan Matthews who now scores with a DDT!

Rhino:Triple H is now climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now trying to find his way out of the second cage… Triple H is in the cage and now spins him around and starts nailing him with right hands…

Rhino:Look at Triple H open up on Alan Matthews right now…

Mark:Triple H with an irish whip… Reversal by Alan Matthews and Triple H goes in to the cage wall…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to begin his climb up to the second cage…

Mark:Alan Matthews pulls down a steel chair and is now waiting for Triple H to turn around… Alan Matthew swings… Lone Jobber just got in to the second cage and just took that chair shot from Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Welcome to the second cage Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H with a Running Knee! Blind Siding Alan Matthews…

Rhino:That running knee came out of no where…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Subway are trading shots back in the ring…

Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway and Josh Stewart turn their attention to Sterling James Keenan… Double Clothesline! Knocking him out of the ring…

Rhino:They got rid of him and now have turned their attention back to each other…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges at Triple H and drives him back in to the cage wall…

Rhino:Triple H is dazed as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has something in mind…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges at Triple H… Triple H moves and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes running right in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is dazed after going head first in to the steel cage…

Mark:Triple H spins him around…Pedigree!

Rhino:Subway and Josh Stewart are battling on the ring floor right now…

Mark:Josh Stewart charges at Subway and drives him right through the door!

Rhino:Josh Stewart and Subway are on the outside of the Triple Tier Cage…

Mark:I dont think that’s where they want to be… As Triple H just pulled down a guitar and is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet… The Game lines up Lone Jobber.. Guitar Shot! No! Lone Jobber ducks out of the way… GIMMICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking up and see the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the third cage and he knows if he wants to repeat… He has a lot of work ahead of him…

Mark:Lone Jobber has just left the second cage and is now looking to climb up to the third cage and to get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:What is Josh Stewart doing?

Mark:It looks as though Josh Stewart is climbing up the cage wall…

Rhino:This is a first…

Mark:It sure is… Lone Jobber is beginning his climb up the third cage… While Josh Stewart is climbing up the first…

Rhino:Subway is following Josh Stewart up the cage…

Mark:From behind Alan Matthews stops Lone Jobber in his tracks and yanks him off the cage wall and Lone Jobber comes crashing down in to the top of the first cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now climbing up…

Mark:Josh Stewart has now made his way up on to the top of the first cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews has just reached the top of the second cage…

Mark:There is only one more cage for Alan Matthews to climb right now…

Rhino:Josh Stewart just opened up the door of the second cage and just grabbed the steel chair…

Mark:Subway is now on top of the first cage… Alan Matthews is climbing up the third cage… Josh Stewart throws the chair at Alan Matthews and nails him right in the back…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now climbing up the second cage to where Alan Matthews is…

Mark:Triple H has just left the second cage and now is going at it with the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Subway…

Rhino:Triple H and Subway are trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Alan Matthews are exchanging shots… Josh Stewart kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… BRAIN STEW OFF THE CAGE!

Rhino:Oh My God!

Mark:What a Move by Josh Stewart as he just delivered the Brain Stew off the top of the second cage right down in to the first cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews has been knocked out…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now making his climb up the second cage…As Triple H charges at Subway… Subway ducks the clothesline and now kicks him in the midsection… Double Arm DDT! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now making his climb back up the second cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber has reached the top of the second cage and is now beginning his climb up the third cage…

Rhino:Subway is now climbing up the other side of the second cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to climb up the third cage… Josh Stewart pulls him down and now both men are going at it…

Rhino:Subway is up on the second cage and sees whats going on and is climbing as quickly as he can up to the top of the third cage…

Mark:Subway is getting close to the third cage… Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber finally realize what is going on and now are trying to stop Subway from climbing up the cage…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now trying to leave the second cage…

Mark:Triple H just slammed the door right on his head…

Rhino:That had to rattle some brain cells…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber pull Subway down and now ram him right in to the cage wall…Lone Jobber just kicked Josh Stewart in the midsection… THE GIMMICK! OFF THE CAGE!

Rhino:What a move by Lone Jobber… But did he just take himself out of the match up…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber are down on the first cage… Triple H has made his climb up the second cage wall…

Rhino:Subway is trying to shake off being rammed in to the cage…

Mark:Triple H has made his way up on to the second cage and now both Triple H and Subway are climbing opposite sides of the cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has started to crawl around…

Mark:Josh Stewart isnt moving just yet…

Rhino:Triple H and Subway have made it to the top of the cage and are both looking at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring…

Mark:Triple H and Subway both go for the belt and now are trading shots back and forth…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is climbing up the second cage…

Mark:SUBLINE! NO! Triple H ducks… PEDIGREE! And Both men go right through the top of the third cage…

Rhino:Josh Stewart has started to move and is starting to crawl and climb up the second cage wall…

Mark:Triple H and Subway are trapped in the third cage right now…

Rhino:You can see Triple H is trying to find a way out of the third cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber has made it to the top of the second cage and just told Triple H to suck it…

Rhino:Triple H is furious over that…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the third cage wall… Triple H is trying to stop him from climbing…But Lone Jobber kicks the cage and nailed Triple H right in the face…

Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is going to once again win the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Josh Stewart has made it back up on top of the second cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has gotten to the third cage… But there is a a big hole where Subway and Triple H went through the cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to figure out how he is going to get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship down…

Rhino:Triple H is pulling himself up on to the other side of the third cage…

Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber both are now staring at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Subway is moving in the third cage and is looking right up at the EWA World Title…

Mark:Josh Stewart is up on the third side of the cage and has no place to go…

Rhino:Subway is pulling himself out of the cage…

Mark:We now have four men standing on the edges of the third cage…

Rhino:Neither man wants to make the wrong move right now…

Mark:Four Men… One Championship…

Rhino:Who is going to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion?

Mark:Josh Stewart leaps for the title belt…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is hanging on the belt…

Mark:Josh Stewart just needs to pull the belt down…Triple H and Subway are reaching out for Josh Stewart and they swing Josh Stewart forward… Josh Stewart Falls!

Rhino:With Out The Belt…

Mark:Josh Stewart just flew from the top of the cage and now goes crashing in to the top of the first cage…

Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship belt is swinging back and forth…

Mark:Three men are fighting for the EWA World Championship…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to make his move…

Mark:Triple H and Subway both dive for the belt…

Rhino:Head On Collision!

Mark:Triple H and Subway both missed the belt and collided in mid air and both men go falling down in to the third cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is reaching for the belt…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is the 2009 Extreme Bowl Winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has once again won the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:And this time Lone Jobber leaves the Extreme Bowl as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:What a match up this was…

Mark:Lone Jobber is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… We will be taking a Chaotic Walk this March and Lone Jobber is leading the way as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion!

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