Glory 2009
Glory.
It’s what every man strives for in their career. What they break their backs for. What they bleed for. What they give their lives for. In the EWA, Glory means one thing. The grandest stage ever set. The stage where men are immortalized. Careers live and die by the performances put on at Glory and if there was ever a time to raise the bar, it is now. For nine years, Glory has been the stage for some of the greatest moments in the EWA. It has been the pennacle. The end all. The place where men write their names in the stars and cement their place among legends. It’s the event where men finally achieve what they struggle for their entire lives..
Glory.
Mark:We are sold out here at the Georgia Dome here in Atlanta, Georgia for the biggest show of the year Glory… Our Main Event of course tonight is the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match up between J-Twisted and Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Can Rob Van Dam recapture the championship he lost a couple of months or will J-Twisted continues his reign on top of the EWA Mountain…
Mark:Also tonight we will be seeing the Reuniting of one of the most impactful groups in EWA History… Degeneration X… As they take on the EWA President Lone Jobber and the EWA Commissioner William McConnell…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber and William McConnell coexist to take care of their common problem in Degeneration X?
Mark:Thats a big question, which they hope to answer tonight… Also tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line a Four Way Elimination Match with Last Man Standing Rules when Troy “The Rampage” Joseph battles Subway, Steele and Al Snow…
Rhino:Who will be the Last Man Standing?
Mark:Thats a good question and we will have the answer right now its time for Glory!
EWA Total Impact Championship
Last Man Standing Elimination
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph (c) vs Subway vs Al Snow vs Steele
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest here at Glory is for the LAST MAN STANDING Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship! Introducing first… The Challengers… Introducing first… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds…STEELE!
(“Wings of a Butterfly” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Wildwood, NJ.. Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Subway goes right after Al Snow and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is just opening up on Al Snow…
Mark:Subway whips Al Snow off in to the ropes… Al Snow with a reversal… Subway comes off the ropes and Al Snow nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Steele just drove a knee right in to the midsection of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet and Al Snow tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Subway…
Rhino:Subway hit the ground hard…
Mark:Steele is backing Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up in to the corner and is nailing him with hard shots right to the midsection of Troy Joseph… Steele now whips Troy Joseph off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Steele kicks Troy Joseph in the midsection and follows it up with a hard uppercut knocking Troy Joseph off of his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow is just pulled something out from underneath the ring…
Mark:Al Snow has a trash can… Subway turns around… Al Snow charges… Subway with a side step and a drop toe hold as Al Snow goes face first in to the trash can…
Rhino:That wasn’t what Al Snow had in mind right there…
Mark:Steele now scoops up Troy Joseph… Running Powerslam! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph escapes and now goes behind Steele… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Subway now lifts up Al Snow and places him right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Al Snow is in a position he doesn’t want to be in right there…
Mark:Subway just pulled out a singapore cane…
Rhino:Batter’s up!
Mark:Subway swings and nails Al Snow right in the back of the head…
Rhino:It looks like a long drive and that one is Outta Here!
Mark:So you are saying Subway just hit the home run shot…
Rhino:That’s what I was going for…
Mark:Steele is back up on to his feet.. Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a Running Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Steele…
Rhino:Steele is dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up… Face Buster!
Rhino:Steele driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:Subway now is pulling out a couple of chairs from underneath the ring…
Rhino:What does Subway have in mind here?
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Steele is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Shoulder Block! Missed! As Steele moved out of the way…
Rhino:That was a hard crash landing for Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering around… Steele kicks him in to the midsection… OXIDATION!
Rhino:Troy Joseph has been laid out…
Mark:Steele is now heading to the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow just nailed Subway with a jawbreaker…
Mark:Subway is dazed as Al Snow hooks him up… Front Face Suplex! Driving Subway right in to the ground…
Rhino:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele has just setup the table in the corner…
Rhino:It looks like Steele is trying to put the EWA Total Impact Champion away…
Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow is looking to knock out Subway…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Subway… SNOW PLOW! NO! Subway escapes… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:That’s one way to counter…
Mark:Subway is now putting Al Snow back up on to the guardrail…
Rhino:Those chairs Subway setup are being put in to place right now…
Mark:Subway has Al Snow setup on the guardrail… Subway climbs up the guardrail…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:DOUBLE ARM DDT! Right Down on to the Steel Chairs!
Rhino:Al Snow looks to be out cold…
Mark:The referee is beginning his count…
Rhino:He is up to three…
Mark:Steele sets up Troy Joseph… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Troy Joseph escaped as he shoved him off in to the corner…
Rhino:The referee is up to six…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN!
Pa Announcer:Al Snow Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to three men here in this Elimination Battle for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Steele has made his way back up on to his feet…Troy Joseph whips him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Steele is staggering right back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Steele is out!
Mark:The referee is now beginning his count on Steele…
Rhino:What is Subway doing at ringside…
Mark:Subway just pulled out a Barbed Wire Bat…
Rhino:This will now be getting interesting…
Mark:The referee is up to seven… Eight… Nine… TEN!
Pa Announcer:Steele has been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to two as Subway is back in the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns around as Subway nails him right in the face with the Barbed Wire Bat!
Rhino:That was was a big shot…
Mark:Subway is now dragging Troy Joseph to the corner… As he is now choking him with the Barbed Wire Bat…
Rhino:What is Subway plotting now?
Mark:Subway charges… Running Baseball Slide! Connects!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Subway hooks him up and connects with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Subway is now going to the outside and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet right now… Subway is back in the ring with Steel Chair in hand…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Subway throws the chair… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph ducks and now charges and tackles Subway…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now hammering away with right hands to Subway…
Mark:Troy Joseph saw the chair coming and got out of the way and is now having a second wind as he continues to hammer away at Subway… Troy Joseph now hooks up Subway… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Subway dropped on his head…
Mark:Troy Joseph picks back up the Steel Chair as Subway turns around… Steel Chair Shot! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph laying out Subway…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is building up momentum right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph just looked down in the corner and sees the Barbed Wire Bat that Subway brought in to the ring… Troy Joseph mounts Subway and starts driving the Barbed Wire right in to the skull of Subway…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier has been busted wide open by Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph continues to drive the barbed wire in to his forehead…
Rhino:Subway is losing some blood now…
Mark:Troy Joseph now scoops up Subway… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Troy Joseph has gone back to the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph has the table setup and is now laying Subway out on the table…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! MISSED! As Troy Joseph goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:The referee is counting both men down right now…
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six… Seven as both men are back up… Troy Joseph and Subway are now trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:Subway continues to spill out blood from his forehead…
Mark:Troy Joseph now whips his challenger off in to the ropes… Back Elbow! Subway gets back up on to his feet as he backs up in to the corner… Troy Joseph charges in… Running Splash! No! Subway moved out of the way…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering backwards…
Mark:Subway hooks up Troy Joseph… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Subway is now wiping the blood out of his eyes right now…
Mark:Subway is now positioning the steel chair where he wants it…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to be seeing a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Subway picks up the barbed wire bat…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges… Troy Joseph ducks the Barbed Wire Bat… Troy Joseph grabs the Barbed Wire Bat…Subway turns around… Barbed Wire Bat right to the face of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges…RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Subway moves out of the way…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Troy Joseph ducks… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Subway…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just kicked the chair to a spot that he wants…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! RIGHT IN TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Subway looks to be out…
Mark:The referee is counting him down…
Rhino:Can Subway recover?
Mark:The referee is up to Five… Six…Seven…
Rhino:Subway is starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Nine…. Subway is up and down… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is leaving Glory still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Its a big victory for Troy Joseph as this is the showcase event where you can make your career and with a big championship victory this just verifies his place as one of the top superstars in the EWA Today…Still to come this evening at Glory we will be seeing the return of Degeneration X to tag team action when they team up to take on William McConnell and Lone Jobber… But right now as a part of the EWA’s Ten Year Celebration here at Glory, we want to take a look back at one of the most famous debuts in the EWA’s History… As its the Debut of the one and only… OMEGA!
(Video Footage Begins to Play on Hardcore Theater)
|Omega Debuts in the EWA in Feb. 2001|
Mark: We are live from what is now come to pass as annual for us. House Shows. Here, the stars of the EWA have come and made their presence felt. We have heard promos, we have seen wrestling action, but most of all, we have a live audience here and that is always what you get here in the EWA.
Rhino: I got to say that the last few days have been really good for me. I’ve been having some of the best carry out of all time. I’m startin’ to gain weight fast. Thanks to Purgatory now returning to his true calling, I can now get a decent meal thanks to his ever present grin under that “Blade The Cook” chef’s hat.
Mark: So far we have had the action that is to be expected from the EWA. This upcoming promo is one I’ve been looking forward to since Carnage. The man coming out next is a mystery man. Every now and then, we see this man appear whenever Purgatory wrestles. He is gigantic to say the least and….
(“Asshole” by Dennis Leary kicks up but only plays for a few seconds. A huge man comes out of the curtains, folds his arms and starts to walk to the ring with mic in hand. He’s walking down to Sid’s “Bottle Of Rage.”)
Rhino: I think you just got interrupted, Mark.
Mark: This is the man I was trying to talk about. His name is….
?????: Now, I know the guys over there in the announcing position are running their mouths as I speak. Shut the fuck up! You speak when I give you permission to! This is my promo time and I’m gonna use it, damn it! You two just sit back and listen. You’ll find out what I allow you to find out.
Rhino: I think he’s pissed. Man. I still can’t get over the size of this man. I mean he’s seven feet easy and three-hundred plus no problem.
Mark: You must have a death wish. I’d shut up if I were you. Look at him step over the ropes with ease.
Rhino: We really need to shut up. He’s ready to talk.
?????: So this is it, huh? This is the big, bad EWA.
Mark: Congratulations, you have got your first cheap pop.
?????: God damn it, I can here you two from up here. Shut the fuck up! Either of you sat one more word and I swear you two will each get a Screwdriver and I damn sure promise it’s gonna be the strongest shot you ever tried to swallow. Too strong for either of you to handle. Now, as far as this place goes, I ain’t impressed. Not by a long shot. (Crowd boos) Go ahead. Boo me. Boo the shit out of me! I feel the same damn way right back at ya! (Boos get louder) My name is….(“Asshole” chants start up) you know what? I am an asshole. I’m the biggest asshole walkin’ the face of this damn earth and each and every one of you best believe I am gonna burn that into all my so called competition’s memories here. Like I was saying, my name is Omega. That means the end to people who don’t know. In other words, everybody here. (More boos) I’m that big guy everyone wants to know about whenever that psycho hot dog vendor of yours gets in this ring. (Chants of “We want Purg” start) Yeah. I could go for a T-bone Purg Steak right about now. Throw in the baked potato and a large beer and I’m good to go but enough of that. For those who don’t know, meaning once again, everyone here, me and Purg go way back like night sky black. You see, me and him used to wrestle for a company called the XHWF. Actually he lived hardcore and I just overpowered pieces of shit calling themselves wrestlers on a daily basis. I left the company but I still watched the career of Purg skyrocket into legend here in the EWA. Meanwhile, I dominated a place known as the SMD and later named WSF. I know you guys don’t care about that but it seems everyone here can’t let go of the past. I was into Goth big time and really missed a part of that competition I had burnin’ in me while I was fightin’ along and against Purg long ago. I waited. Then I decided it was time. I called up Purg and told him I was paying real close attention to the federation he was in. He said something about Baby High Density Diskette Eggs or something and I told his psycho ass that I was ready to come back into that missing part of me once again. He knew what I was talkin’ about then. He then told me bad news. He said there’s really no need for me here because there was already a monster wreckin’ shit here by the name of Sid. He single-handedly tore everyone a new asshole and was feared by EVERYONE because he brought it like that. One man who didn’t need nobody to establish himself as a force here. One man who although captured all the gold here and even created a new belt here never desired to be champion. Why? Because he said he was already the man. Already the master. Already the ruler of the world. You know what I say? BULLSHIT! I ain’t goin’ that way. I’m goin’ after every stinkin’ title in this motherfuckin’ place. Why? People want them, that’s why. They want them so bad that they are willing to face anyone who has them. No matter what the price. Champions, consider yourself warned because there’s a new monster in town and his name is Omega. But what happened? What happened to the old monster? Hardcore Theater, put the pics up. Show everyone what happened to the original madman and EWA’s monster. Show them all.
(Hardcore Theater rolls a now infamous match clip involving Sid and Scott Steiner)
OMEGA: You see that shit? Ouch! Can anyone say Joe Theisman? That had to hurt! Tough break for all the EWA fans out their. Not only did Sid literally “break a leg” but he did it against somebody who don’t even wrestle for the fed! How embarrassing is that. Needless to say, at that time, Sid’s entire EWA history died on that day. I took my chance. I jumped in his absence. He doesn’t have to worry about nothin’ now except healin’ up and whenever the nurse is gonna help him up so he can change the bed sheets he keeps pissin’ on. There is a new monster now. I’m younger, faster, more agile, stronger, and a trillion times more evil than Sid could be at the height of his “heel” era. I’m the man now. You all saw what I could do to anyone and what I will do to everyone here in the EWA when I made my intentions felt in the EWA at Tuesday Night Carnage by coming out and squashing Demon Child. It was VERY INTENTIONAL. Hardcore Theater, show them that extermination, would you?
(Hardcore Theater plays the match from the last Tuesday Night Carnage)
Extreme Brawl Match
Mystery Man vs Demon Child
Rhino:Who in the hell is this mystery man…
Mark:I dont know but we will find out any minute…
(Graveyard theme hits as Demon Child walks to the ring…)
Rhino:Well where is the mystery man…
(“Bottle of Rage” hits over the Pa System)
Mark:That’s Sid’s Music… Is he here…
Rhino:THERE IS SID…
Mark:Sid is out on Crutches…
Rhino:Even with a mest up leg he can kick Demon Childs ass…
Mark:Look at Demon Childs face… He is spooked…
Sid:(Crowd:Welcome Back,Welcome Back, Welcome Back)Demon CHILD… I would love to KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW… But if it wasn’t for this Injury… I would be in there doing it… But Since I cant… But I do know someone who can…
(The mystery guy walks out…)
Mark:ITS OMEGA… The Man who destroy everyone back when he was here at the beginning of the EWA…
Rhino:I haven’t seen him for a Long Long Time…
Mark:He is walking to the ring…
Rhino:This Seven foot, Three Hundred 50 Pound man is about ready to kick some ass…
Mark:DC runs at Omega… Big Boot by Omega… Omega whips him in to the ropes… SPIN KICK by the Big Man…
Rhino:You dont see a man his size do that type of move…
Mark:Omega puts him up… Powerbomb… DC is laid Out… He picks him up… SCREWDRIVER… DC is not moving… Cover 1……….2……………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Mark:DC is being stretcher out… As Omega goes to the back to celebrate…
(Camera follows Omega to the back… Omega stops to buy a hot dog from the hot dog vendor in the back…)
Rhino:A hot dog vendor…
Mark:Its time to get back to more action…
Rhino:Hold on a second… Can we replay the footage…
(Replays the footage)
Rhino:That’s guy look familiar…Zoom in on the footage… ITS PURGATORY… He’s Back…
Mark:The Hot Dog Vendor we have all grown to love is back…
Rhino:Finally we get something good to eat around here…
OMEGA: You see that shit? I squashed his ass. Even though the stupid ass match callers got my history wrong, he never had a chance in hell. As if anybody does. I am that damn good and I don’t just say it or use my friends to help me be it. I prove it and I prove it all by myself. So what’s next? Warpath? Who’s my opponent? Justin Credible? Why? Why do I have another easy win here? I’ll tell ya why. It’s because I’m too big, nasty, and tough for anyone here. Right now, let’s talk about Justin. I see some of you fans are cheering since I said that name. Justin Credible. (Crowd cheers) I said Justin Credible. (Crowd cheers) Why do you people like him? He’s a nobody! Let’s take a good look at the man. Justin Credible. Cutely name. I guess his sexuality isn’t questioned or is it? Who cares? Your ass is kicked come Warpath. A guy who rookie jobbed his way in the WWF as PJ Walker and Aldo Montoya. He went through some independents to eventually land in ECW where he was part of PG-13 and then split form them to eventually become Justin Credible. Nice fairy tale, Credible. This one ain’t gonna end to happy for you. You fail to realize that you have never, and I do mean never come against a guy who is my size. Yeah, I’m bigger than you there also and if you don’t believe me, ask Francine or Missy Hyatt. They’ll tell you who’s the biggest and best dick they’ve ever had. The closest you’ve ever have come to even being in a match with a guy close to my size is when you and Storm jumped Sid way back in the ECW days. You had to jump that guy. So are you and Jean-Claude….I mean Rob Van Dam along with the man who likes it in the end Bill Alfonso gonna come down and jump me? Hell, is Rob Parks gonna come down to? Come on down! I’ll fight each and every single one of ya! All at once or one at a time, all of your asses are gonna get kicked! So, Justin? You actually think you’re Credible now? You got a gimmick, worked it, and now you think your Credible. That, my friend, is a load of shit. You aren’t Credible now and never will be. You see, your ECW fame translates to fifteen minutes in wrestling. Fifteen minutes that you’ re holdin’ onto for dear life because you’ve carried your damn gimmick here to the EWA. Justin Credible, come Warpath, those fifteen minutes end. Those fifteen minutes get a shot. They get a Screwdriver and I can promise you that it’s a shot you won’t be able to handle. So what else is there to say about you? You want to bring your “taunts” also? You know. Where you stand over the middle rope with Singapore Cane in hand and hang from that motherfucker sticking your tongue out. Maybe you can say “Right here” and gesture to your balls like DX. I dare you to bring that shit to the ring. I’ll make sure to yank your tongue out and make you like your own balls. I’ll let you have some pleasure before I take my time to kill it with pain. Looking at the match, you would think it favors Justin. There’s gonna be a Barbed Wire Singapore Cane involved. The first guy to get it will be able to use it anyway he sees fit. You think I care about some barbed wire Singapore Cane? Hell no! In fact, go ahead and get the cane, Justin. I dare you to grab it. I dare you to use it. You don’t realize it now but once you use it, you will. I guess I can be fair for five seconds and give you a warning. I don’t like weapons. Any guy with half a brain can hit a guy with something laying around the ring. Look at me, Justin. You think a guy my size needs any kind of a weapon? I AM A DAMN WEAPON! But don’t think for one small second that you got me scared. I ain’t scared to get hit by a weapon. I ain’t scared to bleed. In fact, I want you to slice me open, Justin. Be the man who draws first blood. Don’t give me a crimson mask, make me swim in the crimson river. I want you to do every damn thing you can to win. You know why? It won’t be enough. Superkick, Outsider’s Edge, That’s Incredible, and the Singapore Cane wrapped in the cold and unforgiving razor sharp barbed wire. All that shit won’t mean shit because you will realize that you are a wave and I am the immovable shore. Crash against me, and be broken. Right now, I’m kinda hungry and I’m gonna go eat some Purg take out. So I guess I can only summarize. Justin Credible, you’re in for a fate worse than death come Warpath. Champions, you’ve just got a small chin check. EWA, Sid may be gone but now, there’s a new monster loose. I guarantee you all that I will wreck shit the likes you’ve never seen. That’s for damn sure.
(The commentators stay silent. Fans are cheering and booing the new monster as he leaves)
Mark: Is it safe to talk now?
Rhino: I think so. I hope so! I don’t want that big guy comin’ for me!
Mark: It looks like Omega has made his intentions here and his intentions clear. He wants to kick ass, take names and belts, and like doin’ it.
Rhino: All I gotta say is that I would want to be Justin Credible or any EWA wrestler right about now. Not for all the hot dogs Purg can cook in the world.
Mark: I completely agree. We’ll be back with more after this……
(Footage Ends)
Rhino:I remember that just like it was yesterday…
Mark:Omega played a big part in the history of the EWA and we are happy to celebrate his legacy here in the EWA… Lets get back to the ring for our next contest here at Glory…
Chris Jericho & Josh Stewart vs Big Daddy Ace & Vertigo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 408 Pounds… The Team of BIG DADDY ACE and VERTIGO… The GODFAMILY!
(“The Family” plays as Vertigo & Big Daddy Ace enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at 476 Pounds…The Team of CHRIS JERICHO and JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho enter the arena…)
Mark:Its going to be Big Daddy Ace and Chris Jericho starting things out for their respective teams… Big Daddy Ace opens up on Chris Jericho with right hands… Big Daddy Ace shoots Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of more right hands as he backs Chris Jericho up in to the corner…Big Daddy Ace with a couple of elbows right to the side of the head of Chris Jericho… Big Daddy Ace whips Chris Jericho off in to the farside corner… Chris Jericho comes staggering out of the corner… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Big clothesline right there by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now brings Chris Jericho over to his team’s corner and now tags in Vertigo…
Rhino:The Godfather of Extreme is back in the ring for the first time in months…
Mark:You had to know he wasn’t going to miss Glory… Vertigo with a couple of chops across the chest of Chris Jericho and now sends him off in to the ropes… Vertigo comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! No! Chris Jericho ducks…
Rhino:Vertigo hit the mat after missing the shoulder block…
Mark:Vertigo gets back up… Chris Jericho charges and scores with a low dropkick taking out the leg of Vertigo…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now dragging Vertigo over to his teams corner…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets the tag from Chris Jericho… Jericho and Stewart grab the legs of Vertigo and they make a wish by spliting the legs of Vertigo wide apart…
Rhino:Ouch…
Mark:Josh Stewart now grabs the leg of Vertigo… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Vertigo is holding on to his right leg at the moment…
Mark:Josh Stewart is stretching the leg of Vertigo and stomps right down on to the right knee of Vertigo…
Rhino:They are keeping the high flying Vertigo grounded and taking his wheels away from him…
Mark:Josh Stewart now takes the leg of Vertigo and has it bent… Knee to Knee as Josh Stewart just drove Vertigo’s knee right down on to his own…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to crawl to his corner…
Mark:Josh Stewart tags back in Chris Jericho… Josh Stewart has Vertigo’s leg extended…Running Kick right underneath the knee of Vertigo…
Rhino:You can see he is in a good deal of pain right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho grabs the leg of Vertigo and drives his leg right in to the mat…
Rhino:Vertigo is in a lot of pain and he could really use a tag right about now…
Mark:Chris Jericho pulls Vertigo in to the center of the ring… Walls of Jericho!
Rhino:This isnt good for Vertigo…
Mark:Vertigo is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is cheering on Vertigo…
Mark:Vertigo is trying to reach for the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to keep him from getting there…
Mark:Vertigo reaches out and Chris Jericho pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks up the Walls of Jericho…
Rhino:The referee is trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart just grabbed the hammer for the ring bell and tossed to to Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho just hit Vertigo right in the knee with that hammer…
Mark:The referee didn’t see that at all… As Josh Stewart just got the tag from Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Vertigo cant even walk right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart is setting up Vertigo… Figure Four! No! Small Package! 1……………….2………….3……..NO! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart kicks the leg right out from underneath Vertigo…
Rhino:Vertigo almost stole the victory but is now back on the mat in pain…
Mark:Vertigo is trying to crawl to his corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace really wants to be tagged in…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now hooking up Vertigo… Boston Crab!
Rhino:This is doing a lot of damage to the back and knee of Vertigo…
Mark:Vertigo is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Can Vertigo hang on?
Mark:Vertigo reaches out…
Rhino:He is so close…
Mark:Vertigo gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Josh Stewart isnt letting the hold go…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now tagging back in Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to crawl to his corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho pulls him back in to the center of the ring… Chris Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho… Another Small Package! 1………………..2……………3…..NO! Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Vertigo almost stole it again…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Vertigo ducks the clothesline… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho makes the tag to Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets the tag as well…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace opens up on Josh Stewart with right hands… Big Clothesline! By Big Daddy Ace as he takes Josh Stewart off of his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is back in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace side steps Chris Jericho and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… Jackhammer! Big Daddy Ace covers Josh Stewart 1……………..2………….3…No! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be down and out right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Josh Stewart again 1……………2…………3…..NO! Kickout once again by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho is trying to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Vertigo cut him off and now both men are battling on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Josh Stewart lined up…
Rhino:This could be the end of Josh Stewart right here and now…
Mark:Josh Stewart turns around… SPEAR! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Both men are down though…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace isnt moving after connecting with that spear…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart just took off his T-Shirt… Its a Gold Plated Chest Protector!
Rhino:I was wondering why he didn’t take off his T-Shirt…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace knocked himself out on the spear… Josh Stewart hooks up Big Daddy Ace… BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:Chris Jericho just sent Vertigo in to the steps…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1……………..2……………..3…………ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JOSH STEWART and CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho just outsmarted Big Daddy Ace and Vertigo here tonight at Glory…
Mark:Coming down the ramp right now is this man we have been seeing for weeks…
Rhino:Who is this guy?
Mark:This man who ever he is has just entered the ring with a Gold Briefcase…
Rhino:Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart seem to know who he is…
Mark:This man has opened up this Gold Briefcase…
Rhino:What’s inside?
Mark:This man is handing Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart the EWA Tag Team Title Belts…
Rhino:Can he do this?
Mark:Looks he he can…
Rhino:It looks like we have new EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:That’s an interesting way to become champions if I say so myself… Wouldn’t be the first time someone was handed a championship here in the EWA… As we now look back at some classic EWA Championship Moments as we continue to celebrate the legacy of the EWA….
(Video Footage Begins to Play on Hardcore Theater)
|William McConnell Wins Undisputed Title for the First Time @ Tournament of Champions 2002|
Mark:Both men back up… Triple H goes for a right hand… Ducked by Psyko Boy… Who goes for the Psyko Kick… Ducked by Psyko Boy and the game nails him in the gut… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:That is going to seal it for Triple H…
Mark:As The Game now is climbing up the ladder… Slowly The Game is almost to the top of the ladder…
Rhino:His hand is on the gold…
Mark:Psyko Boy pushes the ladder over…
Rhino:The Game went crashing on the floor on the outside…
Mark:Now its Psyko Boys Chance to take home the gold… He is almost there…
Rhino:The Game is crawling in to the ring…
Mark:The Game pushes the ladder… But Psyko hangs on to the ring holding the belt…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…
Mark:Triple H is trying to pull him down… Psyko Boy falls… But with the gold… Hes the Undisputed Champion…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW UNDISPUTED eWa World Heavyweight Champion… PSYKO BOY WILLIAM MCCONNELL…
Rhino:The Game is pissed…
Mark:Psyko Boy rolls out of the ring… And The Game is having a fit in the ring…
Rhino:He can not believe the outcome… But Psyko Boy is the eWa Undisputed World Champion…
|Rob Van Dam & Lone Jobber Become a Double Champion at Warpath 2001|
Rhino:What a match this is been so far… All three men want to be world champion…
Mark:Jobber gets whipped in by Austin… Kick to the gut… Jobber blocks the Stunner… THE GIMMICK on Austin its got to be over 1………………………….2…………………… RVD MAKES THE SAVE… Jobber is down and so is Austin… RVD to the Top Rope… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on Jobber…
Rhino:We could have a new champion…
Mark:Cover 1…………………………….2…………………….AUSTIN MAKES THE SAVE… Austin spins Van Dam around… STUNNER… Goes for the Cover 1…………………….2………………………..REAL DEAL STOPS…
Rhino:Why in the hell did he stop…
Mark:Austin is face to face with the Real Deal… Kick by Real Deal… REAL DEAL DRIVER ON AUSTIN… All three men are out…
Rhino:Real Deal is screwing Austin out of the title…
Mark:The Real Deal is dragging both Van Dam and Jobber on Austin… Real Deal makes the Count 1……………2……………..3………
Rhino:WHO WON… Who is World Champion…
Mark:Out comes Chyna…
Chyna:Ladies and Gentlemen… I have two Important announcements to make… Number one… Stone Cold Steve Austin is NO LONGER THE EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Number Two… The winners of this Match and NEW World Heavyweight Champion… Rob Van Dam and Lone Jobber…
|Triple H defeats Purgatory to win the World Title @ Friday Night Frenzy 2001|
Mark:Triple H is now up…And he is now on the top as well… From behind Triple H nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H just reached for something inside the second cage…
Mark:Hes got the sledge…
Rhino:This can not be good for Purgatory…
Mark:Purgatory now turns around and gets nailed right in the head with the sledgehammer and is now busted open…
Rhino:This is not a good sign…
Mark:Purgatory now gets scooped up by Triple H and he rams his head face first in to the third cage… Pulling Piledriver by The Game on to Purgatory…
Rhino:Triple H knows he has this match up in the bag now…
Mark:Triple H is calling for the pedigree… He Connects…
Rhino:Purgatory has got to be out…
Mark:Triple H is opening up the door…
Rhino:Come on Purgatory… STOP HIM…
Mark:Triple H has grabbed the belt… We have a NEW World Champion…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
|Subway & Triple H leave May-hem 2005 as FTW Champion|
Mark:Subway is now carrying the chair and he is heading to the door of the cell…
Rhino:Subway is going to be the King of the Mountain…
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL! Triple H laid out Subway with that Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Where the hell did he come from?
Mark:Subway is now bleeding after that shot…
Rhino:Subway is out cold after being laid out by Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Sledgehammer to the skull of Lone Jobber by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is standing tall and is now walking out of the cell…
Mark:The Door is open… Triple H walks out of the cell…
Rhino:Subway crawled out of the cell as well…
Mark:Both men are out of the cell…
Pa Announcer:The winner of this contest and FTW Champion… TRIPLE H… And SUBWAY!
Rhino:What?
Mark:Co-Champions?
Rhino:Is that what we have now?
|RVD Gets Buried Alive By Purgatory @ Tuesday Night Carnage 8-21-01|
Mark:RVD dives off the hill and goes for a leg drop and connects on to Purgatory…
Rhino:If you had to pin your opponent in this match… Purgatory would be done for… But since its not… My Favorite Hot Dog Vendor still is in this match up…
Mark:RVD now throws him up the hill… RVD is now scooping up Purgatory and is looking to slam him in to the grave… Purgatory gets out… HAPPY PLACE… Purgatory hit his finisher on to RVD…
Rhino:Both men are down now…As that took something out of Purgatory…
Mark:Both men getting back to their feet… Purgatory goes after RVD… RVD goes for a hip toss… Counter by Purgatory who hits one and they both fall in to the grave…
Rhino:Their is no room to run in the grave…
Mark:Purgatory and RVD trading punches…Purgatory ducks… HAPPY PLACE… Purgatory hits his move again and has knocked out RVD…
Rhino:All he has to do is throw the dirt on to RVD…
Mark:The ref calls for the bell… Its over… RVD has been BURIED ALIVE…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… PURGATORY…
(Video Footage Ends)
Mark:Those were just some classic Championship Moments in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… For more great moments we remind you to check out Archive.eWazone.com… As we now get set for the EWA Legends Battle Royale…
EWA Legends Battle Royale
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen, It is time for tonights LEGENDS BATTLE ROYALE! Now introducing the participants… DEMON CHILD! TERRY FUNK! JUSTIN CREDIBLE! SABU! SHANE DOUGLAS! DANGEROUS D! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! TAZ! ULTIMATE WARRIOR! AND SID VICIOUS!
(“Famous” plays as all of the EWA Legends enter the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Ten former EWA Superstar getting another chance at Glory…
Rhino:Very nice play on words right there Mark…
Mark:Thank you… Demon Child and Sabu are trading shots right now…
Rhino:It is every man for themselves… What do they win? Nobody knows…
Mark:Shane Douglas just nailed Terry Funk with right hands…
Rhino:The old man is fighting back with right hands as well…
Mark:Taz just went behind the Ultimate Warrior and nails him with a Release German Tazplex!
Rhino:Ultimate Warrior was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Justin Credible is now nailing Big Sid Vicious with right hands… Sid Vicious just nailed Justin Credible right in the ribs with a big hard boot…
Rhino:Demon Child now is going after Steve Austin…
Mark:Demon Child charges… Steve Austin ducks… STUNNER! To Demon Child!
Rhino:The EWA’s Biggest Loser just took a big stunner right there…
Mark:Demon Child is dazed… Sid Vicious grabs Demon Child… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Demon Child has been laid out it in the center of the ring…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior gets up on to his feet…Taz grabs Warrior by his head and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:The Ultimate Warrior Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Terry Funk has staggered up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane Douglas charges at Terry Funk… Terry Funk ducks and pulls down the top rope and Shane Douglas goes over the top rope and hits the floor…
Pa Announcer:Shane Douglas Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible now hooks up Demon Child… THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible just planted Demon Child!
Mark:Dangerous D now charges at Taz… Running Clothesline sending Taz over the top rope…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Terry Funk just dumped Dangerous D over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Taz and Dangerous D have been Elminated…
Rhino:Stone Cold is spinning Terry Funk around…
Mark:STUNNER! To Terry Funk…
Rhino:Terry Funk is out on his feet…
Mark:Running Big Boot! By Sid Vicious knocking Terry Funk out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Terry Funk has been Eliminated…
Rhino:Sabu just was handed a Steel Chair by Fonzie…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around and takes a Steel Chair right to the face…
Rhino:That was a hard chair shot…
Mark:Sabu is now opening up the Steel Chair… Triple Jump Moonsault! No! Justin Credible shoved Sabu off the top rope and Sabu goes to the outsider…
Pa Announcer:Sabu has been Eliminated…
Rhino:Demon Child has finally made his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child charges at Steve Austin… Steve Austin ducks and back drops Demon Child over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Demon Child has been Elminated…
Rhino:Sid Vicious is lining up Steve Austin…
Mark:Big Boot! By Sid Vicious knocking Steve Austin out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Steve Austin Has Been Elminated…
Rhino:We are now down to two…
Mark:Sid Vicious and Justin Credible are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are just hammering each other back and forth…
Mark:Sid Vicious grabs Justin Credible by the throat… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Sid Vicious just drove Justin Credible right in to the mat…
Mark:Justin Credible is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sid Vicious is looking to put Justin Credible away..
Mark:Sid Vicious hooks up Justin Credible… POWERBOMB! NO! Justin Credible escapes…
Rhino:Justin Credible grabs the Cane…
Mark:Singapore Cane! Right to Sid Vicious…
Rhino:One More Time!
Mark:Sid Vicious is out on his feet… SUPERKICK! By Justin Credible… Sid Vicious goes over the top rope… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible has won the EWA Legends Battle Royal!
Mark:The Impact Player makes a huge impact tonight at Glory… As we right now…
(ICP’s “I Get mad” hits the Pa and X Core Mulysha comes out on the ramp. Subway followed by Beaver and Ezay.)
Subway: TEN LONG YEARS HAS IT HAS BEEN! Flesh sacrificed…blood spilled. I have lost allot since coming here..9 years ago for me personally. 2001 I came here behind the scene with Sabu and after that and with him New Jack. Not long after being a manager I faced Purgatory in a eWa Total impact Rumble to crown a first ever TIT Champion. My first match here. Boy have I lost allot since then been thrown off Extreme Chamber…Lost teeth and one of my family jewels. A part of my soul at one point. I have seen allot ..heard allot. I’ve been Undisputed, World HW, World Tag and Tag Team …FTW,Television and Total Impact Champion. But the Extreme Wrestling Alliance has become and always will be my home. My place is here. It’s been a fun and interesting nine years for me here…and I look forward to another TEN Years of dominance. Forever a eWa Champion no matter what happens from here on out. This War will and may destroy some of what eWa has become. But I will fight till my last breathe ..FOR eWa! I will always stand up for whats right. Never again will I drop off to that place where you can do anything. NEVER will I turn my back on whats RIGHT! No matter how much it seems wrong or no matter what it looks like from the outside looking in. I have said my piece. I’ve brought you Inside My Mind…News In A Flash…TLC Division…who knows what 2010 is going to bring. Thank You eWa …Thank You!
(Video Footage Begins To Play)
|Subway Defeats Doug Kinsella to Win FTW Title & Forces Doug Kinsella to wear The Jester Suit|
Rhino:Subway is now out on his feet…
Mark:Doug with a kick to the midsection… IMPACT DROP! NO! Subway pushes him off the in to the cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Cover by Subway 1………………………………2…………………………….3…………NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW CHAMPION SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway pulls it out and now Doug Kinsella is going to be force to wear a jester outfit…
Mark:Here comes Lita bringing the jester’s out as officials put the ring back together…
Rhino:The referee gives the outfit to Doug and he has to put it on now…
Mark:The fans and Lita are laughing at Doug as he puts the outfit on…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella must be hating this…
Mark:The fans are enjoying it as he has the Jester Outfit on…
Rhino:Thirty Days is going to be a long time for Doug…
(Footage Ends)
Mark:Its been one hell of a trip down memory lane so far here tonight and there is more to come as we now get set for the EWA Womens Championship Ladder Match…
EWA Women’s Championship
Alexis Laree (c) Defends In An Open Invitation Ladder Match
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Open Invitational Ladder Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Shangrla… Weighing in at 115 Pounds… HBIC EZAY PUSAY!
(“What is a Juggalo” plays as HBIC Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!
(“Lovefurypassionenergy” plays as Lita enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!
(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… HAILEY WADE!
(“Getting away with murder” plays as Hailey Wade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go, Seven EWA Ladies are going to be battling for the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Its become a tradition lately here at Glory for some sort of big ladder match and this year, the ladies get to show off their stuff…
Mark:Alexis Laree and Lita are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Mya Parks and Lilith Evans have gone out after Ezay Pusay..
Mark:Hailey Wade and Trish Stratus have locked up as well… Alexis Laree however is nailing Lita with a couple of forearm shots and now whips her off in to the ropes…Lita comes off the ropes and takes Alexis Laree off of her feet with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Mya Parks and Lilith Evans just got taken down with a double clothesline from HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Mark:Mya Parks is back up on to her feet and gets taken back off of her feet with a dropkick sending her out of the ring by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is going to the outside with her…
Mark:Lita is mounting Alexis Laree in the corner and is nailing the EWA Womens Champion with right hands…
Rhino:Ten Right Hands by Lita…
Mark:Monkey Flip! By Lita sending the EWA Womens Champion across the ring…
Rhino:Trish Stratus just sent Hailey Wade right in to the corner…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay just picked up a ladder and just nailed Mya Parks in the midsection with the ladder…
Rhino:That was a hard shot…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is sliding the ladder in to the ring… Lilith Evans charges with a Baseball Slide! Sending the Ladder right back at HBIC Ezay Pusay on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Hailey Wade just was slammed straight down to the mat…
Mark:Trish Stratus with an elbow drop right down in to the midsection of Hailey Wade…
Rhino:Lita just grabbed the ladder that was brought in to the ring a moment ago and is setting it up in the corner…
Mark:The Original Queen of Xtreme has the ladder setup in the corner as Alexis Laree gets up on to her feet… Lita with an irish whip… Reversal by Alexis Laree and Lita goes crashing in to the ladder in the corner…
Rhino:Lita is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Lilth Evans just sent Ezay Pusay in to the steel guardrail…
Mark:Trish Stratus and Alexis Laree are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Lita is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hailey Wade is back up and charges at Lita and takes her off her feet with a Flying Crossbody…
Rhino:Mya Parks is back up on to her feet now and back in to the ring…
Mark:Mya Parks tries to hook up Hailey Wade for a suplex… Countered as Hailey Wade connects with a suplex on to the former EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is the youngest female in EWA History and as she is making her in ring debut tonight…
Mark:Hailey Wade is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:She is by the ladder…
Mark:Hailey Wade Rides the Ladder right down on to Mya Parks!
Rhino:Nice move by the young Hailey Wade…
Mark:Hailey Wade is now positioning the ladder underneath the EWA Womens Championship that is hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is now making her climb up the ladder…
Mark:Lilith Evans is back in the ring and is now stopping Hailey Wade as she is making her climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is climbing up behind Hailey Wade…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now setting up Hailey Wade… Powerbomb Off The Ladder!
Rhino:Hailey Wade was planted right there…
Mark:As we can see back in the locker room, Subway was watching on and he didn’t like what he saw when Hailey crashed in to the mat…
Rhino:She took a hard fall and Subway is showing concern…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now turning around and she walks right in to a Chick Kick! From Trish Stratus…
Rhino:One hell of a kick right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now trying to reposition the ladder underneath the gold…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now making her way up the ladder…
Mark:On the other side of the ladder Lita is making her climb…
Rhino:Lita and Trish Stratus arent strangers to one another in their wrestling careers…
Mark:No they arent as they are now trading shots on top of the ladder…
Rhino:Both of these women want to be the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Lita and Trish Stratus are both trying to reach for the belt hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Alexis Laree is back in the ring and she shoves the ladder over as both Lita and Trish Stratus come crashing down off the ladder…
Rhino:Both women hit the mat hard…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion is now closing up the ladder…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree runs HBIC Ezay Pusay over with the ladder…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay just got knocked out of the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now trying to setup the ladder…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is starting to slowly get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is making her climb up the ladder to try and regain her EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:She is getting close to her belt…
Mark:Alexis Laree starts to reach up as Hailey Wade starts to shake the ladder…
Rhino:She is trying to slow Alexis Laree down…
Mark:Hailey Wade is making her climb up the other side of the ladder…
Rhino:She is trying to become the youngest EWA Womens Champion in history…
Mark:Alexis Laree just knocked Hailey Wade down a couple of rungs…
Rhino:Subway continues to watch on with concern…
Mark:Alexis Laree reaches up for the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:She almost has it…
Mark:Hailey Wade makes a quick climb… Climbing Clothesline! As both women go flying off the ladder right down to the mat…
Rhino:Hailey Wade took a big risk right there as she just took herself out but she stopped Alexis Laree from pulling down the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now making her climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Lilith Evans has made her way back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus is getting close to the belt…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is stopping her…
Mark:Lilith Evans has Trish Stratus by the legs…
Rhino:Look at Lita…
Mark:Lita is climbing up the other side of the ladder…
Rhino:Trish Stratus cant stop her…
Mark:Lita is at the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is free…
Mark:Lita reaches up… Lita Pulls Down the Title… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion LITA!
Rhino:Lita just took advantage of the situation and has just become the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Lita has just walked out of Glory as the new EWA Womens Champion… Will this be a sign of things to come later on tonight in the Main Event when Rob Van Dam challenges for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against J-Twisted… As the celebration of the EWA 10 Years continues…As we take a look back at some classic EWA Moments from your favorite EWA Superstars…
(Video Footage Begins To Play)
|Dragon & Prodifgy Make it Known that they will be the Next EWA Tag Team Champions|
Dragon:And now unfortantly for him,his luck is changing.Beaver Boy can come out here and say all the bullshit he wants about this match. Because that’s all it will be,bullshit.Beaver Boy,RVD,Justin Credible,Lenny,Lodi,I am going to give you all some words of advice.I am only going to say this once,so listen up.DONT MESS WITH THE BEST,OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE THE REST!!!
Prodigy: You guys should prepare for the greatest match in history.Prepare for the worst ass kicking you have ever received.Prepare for the unexpected.But most importantly prepare…………………..PREPARE TO BE IMMORTALIZED!!!
|Beaver Boy Talks Some Trash|
Beaver: You see, I am not the only one who can’t wait until Total Madness. And in 7 days that is what is going to be going on in the ring. It’s going to be total madness seeing me and “bob” come into the match holding the tag titles. Seeing us beat the fuck out of 3 tag teams, and walking out the tag team champs and further pushing my career in the eWa. IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT………..YOU CAN GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND TELL IT TO………………..DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!
|The Debut of Jay Mack|
((( While fans at a sold-out house show form lines at the consession stands, merandise counters and restrooms, A siren is heard, followed by two large explosions. Not knowing whats going on, some walk back to see what the hell is going on. The arena goes pitch black. All of a sudden, another explosion rocks the jam-packed venue and the lights come back on. Attention is turned to the Titantron, where smoke is rolling out. Fans watch as the smoke begins to clear
and a tall figure comes into view. He’s a big guy, 6 feet 6 and 275 pounds to be exact. The guy is wearing black slacks, a unbuttoned leoperd print shirt and dark sun glasses. He stares around the crowd, who is almost silent then walks to the ring. He motions for a mic, and the ring announcer obligizes. He walks around the ring for a few seconds, then stops in the center to say this…)))
” I’m gonna make this short, sweet and to the point. My name is Mack. J.Mack. The Real Deal J. Mack. And the reason i’m here is simple. I have a good friend in this company, and he told me he needed someone true, someone with a sack, someone who is a Real Deal to come up here and stir shit up. So here i am. The Real deal is here, and now its on. I heard about this Degeneration X bullshit, about how half the damn roster is punked out by the Heart break kid and Triple H. First off, HBK, i thought you were crippled. I’ll wipe my ass with you then stick it to your old lady. And Triple H, Chris Jericho said it best when he said that Slut Stephaine, your wife had a lot in common with a lottey. They both get played by everyone, both cost a dollar and while you usually lose the lottery, you always get lucky with Steph. The fact of the matter is this. With the help of my good friend, we’re gonna do what should have been done a long, long time ago. We’re gonna put an end Degeneration X. You sissys better pack a lunch, cuz youre about to go to the school of hard knocks.You can try to stop us, which i hope you do, but you will never succeed, because your messin with with a Real Deal now.
((( The Real Deal drops the mic and walks out. Some fans cheer, while others just stare at him as he dissappears into the crowd…)))
|Funky Fresh Claus Gives Out a Gift|
FUNKY FRESH CLAUS: I didn’t give you a doll. I gave you a message. You see, when it comes right down to it, Ken is a fake man. It’s a warning. I don’t know how old you are and it really doesn’t matter of you’re married or not. You’re gonna get a lot of fake men come your way and there’s nothing fake about that. Now that the women are handled, it’s time for the guys. Just like Chyna and Sarah got lifetime Playgirl party tickets, all you guys got lifetime Playboy party tickets. Yeah, I’m good. Okay, who’s first? Razor! Hey yo! RAZOR RAM?N! Step up to the funky fresh one! Now, I know that last year, I gave you a razor scooter. It was an inside joke but you used it to become someone you missed. Too bad you never used it as a weapon. That would’ve been cool. Razor. I think I’ll give you another scooter. Go ahead and look at Hardcore Theater to check it out.
Razor gives a little smirk at Purgatory and turns to see his gift. Once again in the parking lot, a man comes into it on a gold-plated razor scooter. Razor has a bewildered look on his face. He wonders why he got the same present this year he got last year. The man looks at the camera and shakes his head no. He points behind him and Razor’s real gift arrives. A Honda Razor. The motorcycle is completely custom made from one end to the other. When at a stop, a toothpick holder can be seen. Razor says “Oh snap” but it’s Christmas and I won’t put what he really said.
FUNKY FRESH CLAUS: That’s one bad ride, ain’t it? One more thing. Here.
Razor is handed a strange picture.
I like Razor Ram?n as much as the old school fan can. That is a picture of a hallway and if you ask me, I think it’s about time to do things Hall’s way once again.
(Footage Ends)
Mark:The Celebration continues on as we now get set for the return of Degeneration X…
Anything Goes
Degeneration X vs William McConnell & Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is ANYTHING GOES… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 487 Pounds… The Team of The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS… DEGENERATION X!
(“Break it Down” plays in the arena as Triple H and Shawn Michaels enter the arena…)
HHH:Atlanta, Georgia… Are You Ready? (Crowd Cheers) I said… ARE…YOU… READY!?! (Crowd Cheers) Then for the Thousands in attendance and for the Millions watching at Home… And for this show… For this company… Is marking its ten years in existence… This has been one hell of a ride and you better believe the ride has just BEGUN!
Crowd:DX…DX…DX!
HHH:LLLLLEEETTTTSSS GET READY TO SSSUUUUCCCKKKK IIITT!
HBK:And if your not down with that…WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Crowd:SUCK IT!
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… EWA Commissioner… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer Remix” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:They arent even waiting for the bell as here we go… Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are going at it trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:William McConnell and Triple H are trading shots as well…
Mark:This war has been brewing for months now and we are finally getting to see these two teams battle it out here tonight at Glory…As Lone Jobber tackles Shawn Michaels as both men go rolling out of the ring…
Rhino:They are still trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now up on his feet and he nails Lone Jobber with a big right hand sending him backwards towards the guardrail… Shawn Michaels charges and clotheslines himself and Lone Jobber over the guardrail and in to the crowd…
Rhino:They are now brawling in the crowd…
Mark:In the ring William McConnell just sent Triple H for the ride… William McConnell goes for a clothesline… Triple H ducks… Neckbreaker! By Triple H…
Rhino:Our cameras are trying to keep up with Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber as they are battling all through the crowd right now…
Mark:Has our camera crew lost them?
Rhino:It looks like they have Mark…
Mark:Hopefully someone will find them… As right now William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Triple H climbs the corner and starts hammering William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Triple H is up to eight… Nine and Ten… As William McConnell comes staggering out of the corner…Big Right Hand By Triple H knocking William McConnell off of his feet…
Rhino:I think our cameras have spotted them..
Mark:I dont think that’s Lone Jobber or Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Is that?
Mark:That’s looks like Purgatory…
Rhino:Wait, why is he facing the concession stands?
Mark:After all of these years… He still doesn’t know which way to look to catch the action…
Rhino:Good Ole Purg… Wonder if he brought any food?
Mark:You just sit down Rhino… As in the ring William McConnell with a thumb to the eye of Triple H stopping his momentum…
Rhino:Now I think I see them…
Mark:They have made their way all the way around to the other side of the crowd…
Rhino:It looks like they have been beating the hell out of each other…
Mark:We all know that Shawn Michaels wanted to get a piece of Lone Jobber and he is doing so here tonight at Glory…
Rhino:Looks like they are making their way back closer to ringside…
Mark:Shawn Michaels went for a clothesline but Lone Jobber ducked and drop toe hold Shawn Michaels right on to a steel chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling back over the guardrail now…
Mark:William McConnell with a Snapmare followed by a Flipping Neckbreaker to Triple H… As William McConnell covers Triple H 1…………..2………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell with a couple of shots to the back of Triple H and now follows it up with a Belly to Back Suplex as he drops Triple H right on the back of his head…
Rhino:William McConnell is setting the pace for this match up right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber has finally regrouped and is standing on the ring apron…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is crawling back to ringside right now and back over the guardrail..
Mark:William McConnell tags in Lone Jobber… William McConnell and Lone Jobber whip Triple H off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! By the two former members of Degeneration X…
Rhino:Did you know that Lone Jobber was once upon a time known as the DX Dude…
Mark:I did infact remember that Rhino…Nice tidbit of information however… As right now Lone Jobber puts the boots to Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Triple H back up on to his feet and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex! By El Presidente… Lone Jobber covers Triple H 1……………….2…………..Kickout again by Triple H…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks to have recovered from his brawl with Lone Jobber and is trying to get a tag from Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Triple H back in to his corner and tags in William McConnell… McConnell and Jobber hook up Triple H… Double Back Suplex! As Both Men dropped Triple H right on his head…
Rhino:Triple H really needs to make a tag right about now…
Mark:William McConnell covers Triple H 1…………….2………..Triple H kicks out again…
Rhino:The Game is trying to get back to his corner…
Mark:William McConnell pulls him back away from the corner and is now picking Triple H back up on to his feet… William McConnell whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Five Star Superkick! No! Triple H ducks… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat right now…
Mark:Triple H is trying to make a tag to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:William McConnell staggers up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets the tag…As Shawn Michaels comes in as a house of fire with right hands to William McConnell… Shawn Michaels whips William McConnell off in to the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot! By HBK…
Rhino:HBK Nips Up!
Mark:William McConnell staggers back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:William McConnell is dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up William McConnell and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:HBK is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is going to Fly… Flying Elbow Drop! Connects! By The Heartbreak Kid right down on to William McConnell…
Rhino:The Showstopper is in complete control…
Mark:The Band is now being tuned up by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Its been a long time since you said that…
Mark:Never thought I would again… William McConnell staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just grabbed a chair…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! William McConnell ducks… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just got his head taken right off right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:William McConnell knew the Superkick was coming but he had no idea that Lone Jobber would be right behind him with a steel chair…
Rhino:William McConnell tags in Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2…………3……….. NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he had Shawn Michaels pinned for the first time ever…
Mark:Lone Jobber seems a bit frustrated by the situation and is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is digging through a trash can full of weapons he just pulled out from underneath the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled out a PS2…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back in the ring as Shawn Michaels turns around… PS2 RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rino:That’s an old school weapon right there by Lone Jobber as he lays out the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Lone Jobber believes he has Shawn Michaels now as he hooks the leg 1……………….2…………….3……..NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out again…
Rhino:There is still some fight left in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels needs to make the tag to Triple H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is tagging in William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber hook up Shawn Michaels… Double Suplex! No! Countered… Double DDT! By The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:What a counter by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now crawling towrds his corner…
Rhino:Triple H wants the tag…
Mark:Triple H gets the tag from Shawn Michaels and he starts to nail William McConnell with right hands… Triple H sends William McConnell off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a Knee Buster to Lone Jobber and now tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell turns around… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers William McConnell 1…………………2……………….3……..NO! Lone Jobber comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now stomping away at Triple H…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring and now tackles Lone Jobber back out of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell and Triple H are now both struggling to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:William McConnell and Triple H start to trade right hands back and forth now…Triple H whips William McConnell off in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… William McConnell ducks… Triple H turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber just sent Shawn Michaels hard in to the ring post… As William McConnell now covers Triple H 1…………………..2……………..3…………NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell thought he had him beat right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber just pulled another weapon out from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has a Sledgehammer…
Mark:Lone Jobber is in the ring talking strategy over with William McConnell…
Rhino:They are arguing over who should hit Triple H…
Mark:William McConnell is holding up Triple H… Lone Jobber charges… SLEDGEHAMMER! CONNECTS! ON WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:Triple H got out of the way and William McConnell got nailed right in the face…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls Lone Jobber out of the ring as Triple H gets his arm over William McConnell 1…………………2……………..3………..ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Both men are now struggling to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:Triple H and William McConnell have crawled to their corners…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the tag and so does Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with hard knife edge chops right to the chest of Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber with a reversal… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm! By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber taking a page out of Shawn Michaels play book…
Mark:Lone Jobber nips up and now taunts Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels nips back up himself…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and walks right in to a right hand from Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:There is only one Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up… Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels and he follows it up with a clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is going to fly again… No! Lone Jobber stops him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Shawn Michaels… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This is Lone Jobber’s chance to put Shawn Michaels away once and for all…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers up on to his feet… THE GIMMICK! CONNECTS!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2……………….3……….. ITS NOT OVER! As Triple H comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he had him beat but he forgot about Triple H for a second…
Mark:Lone Jobber now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks to be out of it…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! Shawn Michaels ducks… Lone Jobber turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels falls on top of Lone Jobber 1……………………..2………………3………..NO! William McConnell comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Triple H is now back in the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell and Triple H are now going back with shots…
Mark:Triple H charges at William McConnell and he back drops him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Triple H…
Rhino:William McConnell is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell is looking to do something Lone Jobber couldn’t do and put Shawn Michaels away…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell lines up Shawn Michaels… DUAL SHOCK! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes and shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell staggers around…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! William McConnell grabs the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:School Boy! 1………………………2……………………..3….. NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he had him beat…
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber are talking things over…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and William McConnell seem to be aruging…
Mark:William McConnell shoves Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Triple H is in the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves William McConnell… Triple H spins William McConnell around.. SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber sees Triple H and turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Shawn Michaels covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2………………3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:DX has done it… They have beaten Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Mark:Their united front started to fade away at the end which cost both men the victory here tonight at Glory…
Rhino:The Celebration is on for Degeneration X tonight…
Mark:Speaking of Celebration we take a closer look at one of the EWA Hall of Famers… Sabu…
(Video Footage Begins)
|IN YOUR HOUSE:SABOTAGE 2-20-00|
Michael Cole: I’m here in the back Big Poppa Pump. Scott what is going on in your head, why would you do such a think like cause Rob Van Dam to lose the belt?
Scott: First off Cole, get the hell out of here, I have gotten mosquito bites bigger than you. Rob Van Dam, that is what I thought about your little 10 grand fine, that I got because of beating up that loser of a man Papi Chulo and that bitch of his. Your just lucky I didn’t get you in the ring, otherwise your ass would be mine!
Steiner walks off back towards the ring. His music comes on as the cage begins to lower. The fans are booing him, and he yells at this one overweight redneck. He gets into the ring and poses for some pictures. The arena grows dark, and a laughter can be heard throughout the arena. Steiner is looking everywhere. A spot light is looking around the arena. Sid’s music comes on, and the crowd erupts into cheers. The lights come on and Sid is standing behind Steiner with the belt over his head. Scott doesn’t even see him. Sid hands the belt to the ref and grabs Steiner and throws him into the cage. This is going to be an all out war. Steiner grabs Sid and throws him on the ground, and they start to punch each other. They ref can hardly get control. Scott uses his strength and muscles Sid up, kick in the gut, and Steiner grabs Sid and picks him up, Gorilla Press SLAM! Scott goes and looks underneath the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up. He then goes back underneath the ring and grabs a chair. Scott slides back in and Sid punches Scott in the head and gives BPP a super kick. Scott gets up slowly. Sid throws him into the ropes, Scott ducks the clothesline and turns around putting on the breaks, and drop-kicks Sid in the chest. Sid goes down hard. This match may be over sooner than the crowd thought No wait Sid got up! SID Got UP! He lifts his leg and BOOM, Big boot to the face of Big Poppa Pump! Sid grabs Steiner and gives him a massive body slam. The crowd is chanting Sid’s name, wait a minute Buff is coming out, He unlocks the cage, wait what is that in his hand? It is a pipe, Sid turns around and gets clocked with it. Buff begins to stomp away at Sid, Scott gets up and he begins the stompfest also. The lights shut off, what else can happen now. The lights come on and it is SABU!
Joey Styles: IT’S SABU, IT’S SABU, HE HAS COME TO EWA!! WHO’S SIDE IS HE ON? IT IS COMPLETE MAYHEM IN THE RING, SABU HAS A CHAIR, OH GOD NO!
Sabu grabs the chair and cracks it against Buff’s head. Scott Steiner turns around and gets nailed with the chair too. Sid sets up the table and points to Bagwell, and BPP. He sets them on the table and Sabu goes to the outside of the cage. He opens up a hatch and points to the sky. The crowd is going crazy. Sabu leaps from the top, and Arabian Face busts both men through the table from the top of the cage. The crowd suddenly shuts up in disbelief. “California Love” comes on and Damu, Treach, and Malice run to the ring with trash cans. They start attacking Sabu and Sid, Malice grabs Sid and gives him a wicked spine buster. “Walk” blares on and Rob runs down to the ring, Damu grabs a chair and slams it into Sabu, Rob leaps on the Ropes, and gives Damu a Van Daminator! Rob points to himself, and Sabu, Sid and Rob clear the ring. Rob shakes Sid’s hand and then goes to shake Sabu’s. Sabu looks at him and drop kicks him in the knee. Sabu then grabs the chair leaps up and delivers an Arabian Facebuster on Rob, and throws him out of the cage. Sid raises the belt, and Sabu points to the sky.
Joey: OH MY GOD! SID AND SABU PARTNERS?? WHAT A DEADLY COMBINATION, WHAT A MATCH! ROB VAN DAM CAME AND HELPED OUT SABU BUT SABU REMEMBERED, HOW ROB MUST HAVE HELD HIM BACK, AND WANTED NO PART OF IT. I’m Joey Styles, thank you to all the wrestlers who participated, and for watching EWA’s official First PPV SABOTAGE! And for the Record: OH MY GOD!
(Video Footage Ends)
Mark:Its Now Time for our Main Event!
EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Barbed Wire Death Match
J-Twisted (c) vs Rob Van Dam
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:The ropes have turned in to Barbed Wire… And things are really going to be taken to the Extreme…
Rhino:If they already havent tonight…
Mark:We have seen a lot tonight and this should be one hell of a way to close out Glory… As Rob Van Dam and J-Twisted lock up in the center of the ring… Both men battling for position as Rob Van Dam goes behind J-Twisted… J-Twisted quickly reverses position with RVD and now drives him in to the ropes… RVD puts on the breaks as he gets his foot up on the barbed wire…
Rhino:RVD wasn’t ready to go right in to the Barbed Wire…
Mark:RVD now with elbows to the side of the head of J-Twisted… J-Twisted with a couple of rib shots and now goes for a Belly to Back Suplex! RVD flips out and now goes behind J-Twisted… German Suplex! By Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Nice move by RVD…
Mark:J-Twisted gets back up on to his feet… Rob Van Dam hooks up J-Twisted and connects with a Snap Suplex! RVD floats in to a cover 1…………2…………Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now whips J-Twisted off in to the corner… RVD charges in with a Running Shoulder Block! One more Shoulder Block by RVD…
Rhino:Here comes the third…
Mark:Rob Van Dam charges in… At J-Twisted… Running Shoulder Block! Missed! As J-Twisted moved out of the way…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam staggers backwards…
Mark:J-Twisted gets up on the middle rope comes off with a Flying Shoulder Block! Taking Rob Van Dam off of his feet…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is getting back up on to his feet slower…
Mark:J-Twisted now whips Rob Van Dam in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold! By J-Twisted driving Rob Van Dam face first in to the middle rope of barbed wire…
Rhino:This is not good for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:J-Twisted charges at Rob Van Dam… J-Twisted jumps right on to the back of Rob Van Dam… Driving him more in to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is trying to get out of the barbed wire…
Mark:J-Twisted now covers Rob Van Dam 1……………….2…………Kickout by RVD…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now sliding to the outside of the ring…
Mark:J-Twisted is sliding in a Barbed Wire Board in to the ring…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has something in mind for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:J-Twisted scoops up Rob Van Dam and slams RVD right down on to the barbed wire…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:J-Twisted is going to fly… SWANTON BOMB! MISSED! As RVD rolls out of the way…
Rhino:J-Twisted goes crashing in to the barbed wire board…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion crashed and burned…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is now back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now gets J-Twisted up on his shoulders… Steamroller Slam! By Rob Van Dam driving the EWA World Champion to the mat…
Rhino:RVD is going quickly up on to the top rope…
Mark:Split Leg Moonsault! By Rob Van Dam… RVD goes for the cover 1…………….2………..Kickout by J-Twisted… Rob Van Dam is now pulling J-Twisted up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:RVD is connecting with a couple of shots back and forth in the corner…
Mark:RVD with a Monkey Flip! Sending J-Twisted across the ring…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is now sliding to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now bringing another Barbed Wire Board in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like the challenger wants to do some more damage to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now has the Barbed Wire Board in position…
Rhino:J-Twisted is in trouble…
Mark:Rob Van Dam scoops up J-Twisted and slams him down on to the barbed wire board… Rob Van Dam comes off the ropes… ROLLING THUNDER CONNECTS!
Rhino:RVD drove all of his weight right down on to J-Twisted in to the Barbed Wire…
Mark:RVD covers J-Twisted 1……………….2…………3……NO! J-Twisted kicks out…
Rhino:Close near fall right there for J-Twisted as he got his shoulder up in time…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now going back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is bringing in a Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:It looks like Rob Van Dam is going to be putting J-Twisted away right here and now…
Rhino:J-Twisted is back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD Throws the chair to J-Twisted… J-Twisted catches it… VAN DAMINATOR! NO! J-Twisted ducks… Barbed Wire Chair Shot! By J-Twisted right to the head of RVD…
Rhino:That’s one way to counter the Van Daminator…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is busted open…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now putting the chair down on the ground…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is staggering back up on to her feet… J-Twisted now hooks up Rob Van Dam… FACE BUSTER! On to the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:RVD driven once again to the barbed wire…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Rob Van Dam 1………………..2…………….3………NO! Rob Van Dam gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now waiting for Rob Van Dam to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is looking to put EWA Icon Rob Van Dam away…
Mark:J-Twisted is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is back up…
Mark:RVD is climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam has J-Twisted hooked up…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO! J-Twisted blocks and knocks RVD off the top rope with a headbutt…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now standing up on to the top rope…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! CONNECTS! By J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted could have Rob Van Dam right now…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Rob Van Dam 1……………..2…………….3……..NO! Rob Van Dam gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:A bloody Rob Van Dam is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted is looking to finish off Rob Van Dam right here and now…
Mark:J-Twisted has him lined up… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! RVD escapes… Roll Up! 1…………………..2…………….3……..NO! J-Twisted kicks out…
Rhino:RVD picks up the Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:J-Twisted turns around… RVD throws the chairs… VAN DAMINATOR!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now covers J-Twisted 1…………………….2…………….3………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has been busted open…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now bringing another Barbed Wire Board in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like Rob Van Dam is going to put J-Twisted away…
Mark:Rob Van Dam slams J-Twisted down on to the barbed wire board…
Rhino:Can Rob Van Dam once again reign over the EWA as World Heavyweight Champion?
Mark:Hes taking his climb up on to the top rope… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS! IN TO THE BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:J-Twisted moved out of the way and Rob Van Dam got nothing but barbed wire…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is crawling out of the barbed wire…
Rhino:J-Twisted is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is out on his feet… J-Twisted charges… ONE HITTA QUITTA IN TO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg of Rob Van Dam 1……………….2……………..3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted has done it… J-Twisted has beaten Rob Van Dam here tonight at Glory…
Mark:J-Twisted is leaving Glory as the Heavyweight Champion of the World…
Rhino:The biggest win in his career on the biggest stage…
Mark:What a Decade it has been here in the EWA… Its been Ten Years of Extreme… And the best has yet to come… For all of in the EWA we thank you for joining us… This is…
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:Wait whats Lone Jobber doing?
Mark:Lone Jobber is coming down to the ring with his Royal Rumble Contract in hand….
Rhino:Is he cashing in?
Mark:Lone Jobber is ready to cash in… We are out of time… This has Been GLORY! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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