Seasons Beatings 2009
Mark:We are live in Green Bay, Wisconsin for EWA Seasons Beatings…Happy Hanukkah Rhino…
Rhino:Im not jewish…
Mark:Lone Jobber is though and we will see him in our Main Event in the Holiday Bowl…
Rhino:Its going to be Champion vs Champion in this years Holiday Bowl… Which should make things really interesting…
Mark:Lone Jobber will be taking on Troy Joseph… Should be a great match up…
Rhino:Has proven to be one all year long…
Mark:Also tonight who is Naughty and who is nice… We will find out when the EWA Women are all in action…
Rhino:I Cant wait to see what they are wearing…
Mark:Plus all of your favorite EWA Superstars will be in action as well… As we celebrate the holidays tonight here for EWA Seasons Beatings as we get set for tonights opening contest…
Al Snow vs Black Shadow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… BLACK SHADOW!
(Black Shadow’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Mark:Al Snow locks up with Black Shadow and nails him with a couple of shots as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Al Snow is now hammering Black Shadow in the corner…
Mark:Al Snow with an irish whip… Reversal by Black Shadow sending Al Snow off in to the corner…
Rhino:Al Snow is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Al Snow is out of the corner… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Black Shadow is now waiting for Al Snow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropkick! By Black Shadow catching Al Snow right in the face… Black Shadow now covers Al Snow 1………………….2…………Kickout by Al Snow..
Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Black Shadow scoops up Al Snow and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Black Shadow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow has gotten back up on to his feet and now catches Black Shadow up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not good for Black Shadow…
Mark:Al Snow launches Black Shadow off in the top rope sending Black Shadow across the ring…
Rhino:Black Shadow is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow locks the arms of Black Shadow… Trapping Headbutts! By Al Snow…
Rhino:Black Shadow is dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Al Snow with a big clothesline taking Black Shadow off of his feet…
Rhino:The Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is in control right now…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up Black Shadow… Snow Plex!
Rhino:Al Snow is dominating Black Shadow right now…
Mark:Al Snow covers Black Shadow 1…………….2…………3……..No! Black Shadow gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Black Shadow is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow is ready to put him away…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Black Shadow… SNOW PLOW!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Al Snow covers Black Shadow 1………………….2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!
Rhino:A Dominating Performance by Al Snow here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Mark:Is Al Snow the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion? We will find out at New Years Evil… And speaking of the EWA World Champion… We will see Lone Jobber in action later on tonight when he battles the EWA Total Impact Champion Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in the Holiday Bowl… But for now its back to the ring for our next contest…
Triple H vs Eric Steel
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… ERIC STEEL!
(Eric Steel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Eric Steel attacks Triple H as he comes in to the ring…
Rhino:Eric Steel isnt wasting any time is he?
Mark:No he isnt as he just stomping away at the back of Triple H… Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Eric Steel is just hammering Triple H right now…
Mark:Eric Steel pulls Triple H out of the corner and nails him with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Eric Steel covers Triple H 1………………2…………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Eric Steel now pulls Triple H up on to his feet… Eric Steel sends Triple H for a ride in to the ropes… Eric Steel goes for a clothesline on Triple H… The Game ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes…. Running High Knee!
Rhino:Nice counter by Triple H…
Mark:Eric Steel staggers up on to his feet… Triple H nails Eric Steel with right hand and now Triple H nails him with a Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:Eric Steel is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of more right hands and now sends Eric Steel off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Eric Steel is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H kicks Eric Steel in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:The Game is on fire at the moment…
Mark:Eric Steel now trying to get back up on to his feet… As Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Eric Steel was just planted right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H is just putting a beating on Eric Steel…
Rhino:The early attack has opened up a rage in Triple H at the moment…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Eric Steel to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Eric Steel looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks Eric Steel in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Triple H covers Eric Steel 1…………………2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game with another dominating performance here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the other half of Degeneration X… Shawn Michaels in action as he will be battling Jerry Watts later on tonight… As we now get set for more EWA Action as we celebrate the holidays here at Seasons Beatings…
Put Up or Shut Up
Oz vs Mark Jones
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the put up or shut up match… Introducing first… From Newcastle, England… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Ice Man MARK JONES!
(“Underdog” plays as Mark Jones enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Willmantic, Ct… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… OZ!
(Oz’s Theme Plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:And here we…
(“Hail to the Chief” plays as from the back Lone Jobber walks wearing a Santa’s cap.)
Lone Jobber: Ho Ho Ho, and a season’s greetings to you good folks. I figured now would be the best time of the night to come out and continue an EWA tradition of handing out gifts to all the good little boys and girls. So lets see what Funky Fresh Jobby has to offer these days. Bitches, bring me my sack.
(From the back comes Ned Tesseract wearing a green elf cap carrying a big red bag.)
Jobber: Lets see here, what do we got in this thing for ya’ll. Hmm, well here for Rhino we got a fifty dollar gift certificate to McConnell’s. I’d suggest the dogs, ain’t nothing like a nice Hebrew National Dog with all the sides. Okay, and for Mark we a new microphone, cause really, we’ve been looking for upgrades long enough, and you my good man deserve it. For the ref, I’m getting you zebra. Ha ha, no. Nah your just going to get some nicer threads. See Len-Len and Lodi after the event and they’ll give you a make over, you look like ass off of camera. And for Oz and Mark Jones.. well..
(Jobber pulls out a single small package with a pair of gift card envelopes and hands them off to Ned. He runs down to the ring and hands them to Oz and Jones.)
Mark: One gift for the both of them, I wonder what it is.
Rhino: Oz opening the package while Jones is opening the Christmas card envelope.
Mark: Seems that Jobber got them.. an old style cell phone?
Rhino: Haven’t seen one of them for years…
Mark: I have, one of the boys in the back gots one. But that doesn’t matter, it’s ringing.
Oz: Uh.. hello..
Jobber: Yeah is Oz and Mark Jones there?
Rhino: Did Jobber just call them?
Oz: This is Oz, what do you want Jobber?
Jobber: How did you.. eh.. whatever. You see what your other gift was yet?
Mark: Seems there is nothing but a slip of paper in Jones.. Oz ripping open his as well.. same..
Oz: What’s the meaning of this..
Jobber: Always wanted to do this.. YOU’RE FIRED! Get out of my ring. Get out of my arena. Get out of my company. Just.. Get.. Out!
Rhino: Jobber just fired them over the phone and look at that smug look on his face.
Mark: As Jobber heads to the back I want to remind you that later on in the night we have people fighting that actually care about their job and won’t no show and try and keep getting paid. As we get back to the ring.
Naughty or Nice Match
Alexis Laree vs Hailey Wade vs Lil Kim vs Brianna Alverez
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Naughty or Nice Match… Introducing first..From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 113 Pounds… LIL KIM!
(“Fuck You” plays as Lil Kim enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 114 Pounds… BRIANNA ALVAREZ!
(“Haunted” plays as Brianna Alvarez enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…HAILEY WADE!
(“Getting away with murder” plays as Hailey Wade enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Alexis Laree and Hailey Wade are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Lil Kim charges and tackles Alexis Laree from the side and now starts hammering her with right hands…
Rhino:Lil Kim blind sided Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to cover up as she gets towards the corner…
Rhino:From Behind!
Mark:School Girl! By Brianna Alvarez on Hailey Wade 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Hailey Wade…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez almost tried to steal this one…
Mark:You can see all the women are dressed in their holiday best…
Rhino:I love this time of year… They can all come sit on my lap…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez charges at Hailey Wade… Hailey Wade ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker! By Hailey Wade to Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up on her feet in the corner…
Mark:Lil Kim whips Alexis Laree off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Lil Kim…
Mark:Alexis Laree moves out of the way and Lil Kim goes shoulder first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Lil Kim is staggering backwards…
Mark:Backslide! By Alexis Laree 1……………..2……………Kickout by Lil Kim…
Rhino:Lil Kim is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hailey Wade just tossed Brianna Alvarez out of the ring…
Rhino:Hailey Wade just shoved Alexis Laree to the side…
Mark:Lil Kim now turns around… Hailey Wade kicks her in the midsection… Facebuster!
Rhino:Lil Kim driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:Hailey Wade covers Lil Kim 1…………………2…………3…..No! Alexis Laree pulls Hailey Wade off of Lil Kim…
Rhino:Hailey Wade and Alexis Laree are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree shoves Hailey Wade…
Rhino:Hailey Wade shoves Alexis Laree back…
Mark:Hailey Wade charges at Alexis Laree.. Ducked by Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree spins Hailey Wade around… Kick to the midsection… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Hailey Wade was just planted right in to the mat by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree coevrs Hailey Wade 1……………………2…………….3……….NO! Brianna Alvarez comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is now nailing Alexis Laree with shots…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez now scoops up and slams Alexis Laree down to the mat…
Rhino:Lil Kim is now back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lil Kim now spins Brianna Alvarez around and starts nailing her with right hands… Lil Kim whips Brianna Alvarez off in to the ropes… Spear!
Rhino:Lil Kim just took her right off of her feet…
Mark:Lil Kim is now waiting for Brianna Alvarez to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is struggling to get up on to her feet right now… As Lil Kim is looking to put her away…
Mark:Lil Kim now spins Brianna Alvarez around… T’N’T!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez has been laid out…
Mark:Lil Kim covers Brianna Alvarez 1………………..2……………3…………NO! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree and Lil Kim are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Lil Kim now with a hard kick to the midsection and now hooks up Alexis Laree… T’N’T! NO! Blocked by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree drives Lil Kim back hard in to the corner…
Mark:Lil Kim is now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining her up…
Mark:Lil Kim turns around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That has to be the knock out shot right there…
Mark:That kick knocked Lil Kim out of the ring…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez has now made her way up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up Brianna Alvarez… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Brianna Alvarez 1………………..2…………..3………..NO! HAILEYS COMET!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion came flying off the top rope and hit the Moonsault right down on to Alexis Laree and Brianna Alvarez…
Mark:Hailey Wade now covers Brianna Alvarez 1……………….2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HAILEY WADE!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion wins tonights Naughty or Nice match…
Mark:I am being told right now by the EWA Executive Committee that at New Years Evil it is going to be Hailey Wade defending the EWA Womens Championship against Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Now that should be an interesting match up…
Mark:So there you have it folks big news right there for New Years Evil… As we now get set for more EWA Action here at Seasons Beatings…
J-Twisted vs Diamond Dallas Page
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted and DDP are locked up in the center of the ring… DDP with a side headlock in on J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:J-Twisted with elbows to the midsection of DDP and now shoves him off in to the ropes… Diamond Dallas Page comes off the ropes and J-Twisted nails him with a Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick from J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted with a quick cover on DDP 1……………….2………Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:DDP is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted now kicks DDP in the midsection and now hooks up DDP… Front Face Suplex! By J-Twisted driving DDP right in to the mat… J-Twisted goes for another cover 1…………….2………..Kickout by DDP once again…
Rhino:J-Twisted is looking to get back on the winning side of things to get back in the hunt for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:J-Twisted is now pulling Diamond Dallas Page back up on to his feet and backs him up in to the corner with right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted continues to hammer DDP with shots…
Mark:J-Twisted whips DDP off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:DDP is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By J-Twisted driving DDP in to the mat… J-Twisted with another cover 1…………….2………..Kickout once again by Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:DDP is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Diamond Dallas Page… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is spinning around…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up DDP… Facebuster! Driving DDP face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is in trouble…
Mark:J-Twisted covers DDP 1………………2……….3…No! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:DDP has staggered back up on to his feet and he stops J-Twisted up on the top rope…
Rhino:DDP is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:DDP is now hooking up J-Twisted… Superplex! No! J-Twisted blocks and knocks DDP off the top rope…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! No! DDP gets his knees up…
Rhino:J-Twisted blocked the superplex but DDP saw the Swanton Bomb coming…
Mark:J-Twisted is now spinning around…DDP now hooks up J-Twisted… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:DDP is trying to get back in to the match up…
Mark:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet… DDP with a couple of right hands and now DDP whips him off in to the ropes…Tilt A Whirl Slam! By Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:J-Twisted was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now covers J-Twisted 1………………2…………….3…No! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is now lining up J-Twisted…
Mark:DDP now hooks up J-Twisted… Side Walk Slam! By DDP…
Rhino:DDP is now starting to feel it right now…
Mark:J-Twisted is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is ready to put J-Twisted away…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now hooks up J-Twisted…. POWERBOMB! NO! J-Twisted counters… DDT!
Rhino:What a counter by J-Twisted…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page is back up on to his feet as well…
Rhino:Both men are giving it to one another right now…
Mark:DDP goes for a right hand… J-Twisted blocks and starts nailing Diamond Dallas Page with right hands… J-Twisted whips DDP off in to the ropes… DDP with a reversal… J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Belly to Belly Suplex! By DDP sending J-Twisted across the ring…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:DDP now covers J-Twisted 1…………………2……………..3……….NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:DDP is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This could be the end for J-Twisted…
Mark:DDP lines up J-Twisted… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! J-Twisted blocks and shoves DDP in to the corner…
Rhino:DDP is staggering back out of the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up DDP… Reverse DDT! By J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects! By J-Twisted…
Rhino:This could be it for DDP…
Mark:J-Twisted covers DDP 1……………….2…………….3………….NO! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:A really close near fall right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now waiting for Diamond Dallas Page to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP looks to be out of his feet right now…
Mark:The former EWA World Champion J-Twisted now hooks up DDP… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! DDP blocks and now shoves J-Twisted off in to the ropes…
Rhino:J-Twisted is coming off the ropes…
Mark:DDP goes for a clothesline… J-Twisted ducks and spins DDP around… DDT! NO! DDP counters out… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:DDP covers J-Twisted 1……………..2…………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:The struggles continue for J-Twisted… But the successful return of Diamond Dallas Page continues…
Mark:Coming soon all the fans of the EWA will be able to vote on the 2009 EWA Awards… Stay Tuned to the EWA Website, eWazone.com for more details… As we now get set for more action here tonight…
Richard Drivher vs Raphael
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Washington, D.C…. Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAPHAEL!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as Raphael enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!
(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)
Mark:Raphael and Richard Drivher are looking eye to eye in the center of the ring… Raphael nails Richard Drivher with right hands…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now coming back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Richard Drivher with a thumb to the eye of Raphael and now nails him with a couple of shots backing him up in to the ropes… Richard Drivher with a couple of chops to the chest of Raphael and now whips him off in to the ropes… Raphael comes off the ropes and Richard Drivher nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Raphael gets back up…
Mark:Richard Drivher now kicks Raphael in the midsection and goes for a suplex… Raphael blocks the suplex and nails Richard Drivher with a suplex of his own…
Rhino:Raphael is now putting the boots to Richard Drivher…
Mark:Richard Drivher is getting back up on to his feet… Raphael goes behind Richard Drivher… German Suplex! By Raphael…
Rhino:Richard Drivher dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Raphael lines up Richard Drivher… Fist Drop! Right to the head of Richard Drivher… Raphael covers Richard Drivher 1……………2………..Kickout by Richard Drivher…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raphael with a couple of shots to the midsection and hooks up Richard Drivher… Side Effect! By Raphael driving Richard Drivher in to the mat…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is hurting right now…
Mark:This isnt how Richard Drivher expected his return to an EWA ring would be…
Rhino:Right now Raphael is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shooting Star Press! No! Richard Drivher gets his knees up…
Rhino:That high risk move backfired for Raphael…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Raphael is slow to get back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Richard Drivher with forearm shots to the face of Richard Drivher and is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is rubbing his forearm right in to the throat of Raphael…
Mark:Raphael is now back up on to his feet… Richard Drivher hooks him up…Powerbomb! By Richard Drivher driving Raphael right in to the mat…
Rhino:Raphael is in trouble…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers Raphael 1……………….2…………3…….No! Raphael gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now waiting for Raphael to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Raphael is slow to get up…
Mark:Richard Drivher is setting up Raphael… 69 DRIVER! NO! Raphael escapes and shoves Richard Drivher in to the corner…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is spinning around…
Mark:Raphael charges in to the corner… Whisper in the Wind!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Raphael…
Mark:Raphael now covers Richard Drivher 1………………..2……………..3……..NO! Richard Drivher gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Raphael is now waiting for Richard Drivher to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raphael has Richard Drivher lined up… REALITY CHECK! NO! Richard Drivher ducks… Richard Drivher scoops up Raphael… 69 DRIVER!
Rhino:Raphael was planted…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers Raphael 1…………….2…………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Annonucer:Here is your winner RICHARD DRIVHER!
Rhino:Richard Drivher comes back to the EWA and scores a nice victory tonight over Richard Drivher…
Mark:When looking for a gift for a love one… Remember to go to Shop.eWazone.com… As we now get set for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Jerry Watts
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… JERRY WATTS!
(“I Stand Alone” plays as Jerry Watts enters the arena…)
Mark:A collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring as both Jerry Watts and Shawn Michaels are battling for position… Shawn Michaels goes behind Jerry Watts…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is trying to get behind Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Jerry Watts with a couple of elbows and now goes behind Shawn Michaels… Jerry Watts shoves Shawn Michaels towards the ropes… Jerry Watts goes for a roll up.. Shawn Michaels holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Jerry Watts gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of chops across the chest of Jerry Watts…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips Jerry Watts off in to the rope… Jerry Watts comes off the ropes… Hiptoss! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Jerry Watts gets right back up again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at Jerry Watts… Jerry Watts ducks and back drops Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels lands on the apron…
Mark:Jerry Watts turns around… Hot Shot! On the top rope…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes up on to the top rope… Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels covers Jerry Watts 1……………..2………….Kickout by Jerry Watts
Rhino:Jerry Watts is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a kick to the midsection and now nails Jerry Watts with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Jerry Watts is back up on to his feet and now stops Shawn Michaels on the top rope…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Belly to Belly Superplex! By Jerry Watts as Shawn Michaels gets sent off the top rope and Shawn Michaels goes crashing in to the mat…
Rhino:That high risk didn’t pay off for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Jerry Watts is now putting the boots to Shawn Michaels… Jerry Watts hooks up Shawn Michaels… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels dropped right on to his head…
Mark:Jerry Watts covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2…………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jerry Watts is now hooking up Shawn Michaels… Backbreaker! By Jerry Watts…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now holding on to his back…
Mark:Jerry Watts now whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laid out…
Mark:Jerry Watts is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is going to fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! Connects! By Jerry Watts!
Rhino:He could have Shawn Michaels right here and now…
Mark:Jerry Watts covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2………….3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jerry Watts thought that Shawn Michaels had him down for the count…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet..
Rhino:Jerry Watts is lining him up…
Mark:Jerry Watts charges… LIFE LESSON! NO! Shawn Michaels moves out of the way…
Rhino:Jerry Watts almost kicked Shawn Michaels head off…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now back up on to his feet and nails Jerry Watts with shots…Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Jerry Watts with a reversal… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Rhino:Jerry Watts is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nails him with an Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Jerry Watts is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up and slams Jerry Watts down to the mat…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now once again heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:Big time elbow drop right there from Shawn Michaels…
Mark:You know what time it is now…
Rhino:The band is being tuned…
Mark:Jerry Watts is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Jerry Watts ducks…
Rhino:Jerry Watts spins Shawn Michaels around…
Mark:POETRY IN MOTION! NO! Shawn Michaels blocks and shoves him off in to the ropes… Jerry Watts comes off the ropes… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Jerry Watts 1……………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels continues to pick up victories each week and its only a matter of time before he gets his one on one chance for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The holiday season is here and now its time for the EWA’s Annual Tradition… The Holiday Bowl… As we now get set for our Main Event…
Holiday Bowl
Champion vs Champion
Lone Jobber vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Holiday Bowl… Introdufcing First…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph have a bit of history together…
Rhino:They really do… As they spent the summer battling over the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Troy Joseph now nails Lone Jobber with right hands and is now backing Lone Jobber up in to the corner…
Mark:Troy Joseph climbs the corner and starts nailing Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight… Nine and Ten…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph from behind nails Lone Jobber with a Bulldog…Troy Joseph covers Lone Jobber 1…………2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph now scoops up Lone Jobber and nails him with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs a Giant Candy Cane…
Rhino:Now that’s a big cane…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails him right in the head with the Candy Cane…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! With the Candy Cane! As Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2……….. Lone Jobber once again kicks out…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet… Flying Shoulder Block! Missed! By Troy Joseph as Lone Jobber saw that coming…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber just brought in a container…
Rhino:Whats in the Container?
Mark:It looks like Lone Jobber has a container of Candles…
Rhino:What exactly can you do with the Candle?
Mark:Lone Jobber just took a candle and jammed it right in to the eye of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Lone Jobber continues to poke Troy Joseph with the candles…
Mark:What is Lone Jobber looking for now?
Rhino:I think he just found himself a lighter…
Mark:Lone Jobber is lighting a candle…
Rhino:Is he saying a prayer?
Mark:It looks like he is…
Rhino:That’s very strange…
Mark:Lone Jobber jams the lit candle right in to the face of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Can you smell the skin burning?
Mark:I can…
Rhino:I dont think that’s Kosher…
Mark:I really dont think it is…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Troy Joseph… The Heritage!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Troy Joseph 1……………….2…………..3…….No! Troy Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now on the outside of the ring and just brought in the Kinara…
Mark:The Candle Stick Holder known as the Kinara is in Lone Jobber’s possession right now…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Troy Joseph and nails him right in the head with the Kinara!
Rhino:Troy Joseph looks to be out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Troy Joseph again 1………………2…………….3……NO! Troy Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mr. Holiday Lone Jobber has now headed to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is bringing the Christmas Tree in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber lays the Christmas Tree down on the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber now slams Troy Joseph right down on the Christmas Tree…
Rhino:El Presidente is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:450 Splash! NO! Troy Joseph moves and Lone Jobber goes crashing in to the Christmas Tree…
Rhino:That move didn’t pay off for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber now slow to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails Lone Jobber with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Powerbomb! Troy Joseph covers Lone Jobber 1………………2……….3…….No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now back on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph just brought in a container…
Rhino:Oh Yes!
Mark:Dreidel Chucking!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is just getting pelted with Dreidels from Troy Joseph…
Mark:Lone Jobber seems dazed after getting hit in the head a few times with the Dreidel… Troy Joseph scoops him up and slams him down to the mat…
Rhino:Troy Joseph heads up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects! Troy Joseph covers Lone Jobber 1………………2…………..3………. NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be really out of it…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now hooking up Lone Jobber… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Lone Jobber blocks and nails him with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Troy Joseph 1……………2…………..3…………NO! Troy Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now putting Candles in the Menorah…
Mark:The candles have been lit…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Troy Joseph…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Troy Joseph ducks the Lit Menorah… Lone Jobber spins around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph wins the Holiday Bowl!
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion reigns supreme…
Rhino:What does it mean for New Years Evil? I guess we will find out…
Mark:We hope everyone has a Very Merry Christmas and we will see you all for New Years Evil… Happy Holidays from all of us here in the EWA… Good Night Everyone!
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