Chaotic Walk 2009
Mark:The EWA is live in Ybor City, Florida for Chaotic Walk… As you can see Rhino and I are here at the EWA Studios to call all the action tonight and we have a big Double Main Event tonight Rhino…
Rhino:We sure do as it will be two matches at one time when first Shawn Michaels battles Subway and then Triple H challenges Lone Jobber for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Two matches at the same time… Its Called the 7th Avenue Warfare… Should be really interesting…
Rhino:Yes it should…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Television Championship will be on the line when Doug Kinsella defends against The Rock…
Rhino:Can the Peoples Champion add Peoples Gold? We will see tonight…
Mark:The EWA Womens Championship will be on the line when Kelly Kelly defends against Mya Denton and Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Three women who all want to be EWA Womens Champion will get their chance here tonight…
Mark:It should be a really Chaotic Night here at Chaotic Walk as we head to Frankie’s Patio for tonights Opening Contest…
Tyke Lucifer vs Dante Daevain
Match takes place at Frankie’s Patio
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… TYKE LUCIFER!
(“Crank Dat” plays as Tyke Lucifer enters the bar…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Heaven-sent from The First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee has called for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:We have an interesting crowd here at Frankie’s Patio…
Mark:The fans are real close to the action as Tyke Lucifer starts to nail Dante Daevain with a couple of shots…
Rhino:Those shots arent having an effect on Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain with a big knee to the midsection of Tyke Lucifer as he now continues to drive it in to the midsection as he backs him up in to the ropes… Dante Daevain with an irish whip sending Tyke Lucifer off to the farside… Dante Daevain goes for a clothesline… Tyke Lucifer ducks and now comes off the ropes…Running Headscissors! Taking big Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer scores with a dropkick and it knocks Dante Daevain back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Tyke…
Mark:Running Crossbody! By Tyke Lucifer taking Dante Daevain over the top rope and right to the floor…
Rhino:You can really see how close the fans are right now as they are on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is climbing back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Incoming! Tyke Lucifer dives off the top rope… But Dante Daevain catches him in mid air…
Rhino:This is not where Tyke Lucifer wanted to be…
Mark:Dante Daevain now drops Tyke Lucifer right across the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer took a chance and it didn’t pay off…
Mark:Dante Daevain now rolls Tyke Lucifer back in to the ring…
Rhino:Tyke is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Tyke Lucifer… Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer was tossed half way across the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Tyke Lucifer 1…………………2………………..Kickout by Tyke Lucifer…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now taking his time as he is pulling Tyke Lucifer back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Tyke Lucifer again… Double Underhook Backbreaker!
Rhino:You can see that Tyke Lucifer is hurting…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Tyke Lucifer again 1……………………2…………..3……..No! Tyke Lucifer kicks out…
Rhino:Close call for Tyke Lucifer…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is now trying to get back up on to his feet…Dante Daevain is now putting Tyke Lucifer up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer was dropped right on to his head by Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Tyke Lucifer again 1……………………2…………………3…………NO! Tyke Lucifer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now looking to put Tyke Lucifer away right now…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain hooks him up…LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN! NO! Fights out of it with kicks to the midsection to break the hold… Tyke Lucifer now comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is dazed after that kick…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer is now quickly up on to the top rope… Missile Dropkick!
Rhino:That took Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer covers Dante Daevain 1………………..2……………3……No! Dante Daevain kicks out…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer with a kick to the midsection… FACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………..3…………….NO! Dante Daevain kicks out…
Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is now trying to back Dante Daevain up in to the corner…
Mark:Can he get Dante Daevain up on the top rope is the big question right now Rhino…
Rhino:That’s what he is trying to do…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer attempts to lift Dante Daevain up… But Dante Daevain blocks and starts hammering him with shots right across the back…
Rhino:Those shots have to hurt…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now hooking up Tyke Lucifer… THE FALL OF MAN! NO! Countered! Small Package! 1………………………2……………..3…………NO! Dante Daevain kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting right back up on to their feet…
Mark:Tyke Lucifer charges at Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain kicks him in the midsection… THE FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks the leg 1……………….2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain returns to the EWA and gets a nice victory here tonight over Tyke Lucifer…
Mark:Still to come tonight at Frankie’s Patio we will see the EWA Television Championship on the line when Doug Kinsella defends against The Rock…But we are now set for our second battle here at Frankie’s Patio… As its time for some Ravens Rules…
Ravens Rules at Frankie’s Patio
Raven vs Jay Mack
Pa Announcer:This next contest is Ravens Rules and is set for one fall… Introducing first…
Mark:I dont think we are going to need any introductions as right now Raven just jumped Jay Mack up on the second floor of Frankie Patio in the Wrestlers Dressing Area…
Rhino:Raven is just stomping away at the midsection of Jay Mack…
Mark:Raven is now lining up Jay Mack… Raven charges… Jay Mack moves and Raven goes knee first right in to one of the metal lockers…
Rhino:Jay Mack is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jay Mack now grabs Raven by his head and rams him right in to one of the lockers…
Rhino:Raven is a bit dazed after that one…
Mark:Jay Mack is now grabbing Raven by the head and is taking him out of the dressing room area and is bringing out in front of one of the bars…
Rhino:Jay Mack has something in mind right now…
Mark:Jay Mack goes to ram Raven’s head on the bar…Raven blocks and now drives Jay Mack’s head on to the bar…
Rhino:Raven is now going behind the bar…
Mark:Raven just grabbed a beer bottle and breaks it right over the head of the Real Deal Jay Mack…
Rhino:Jay Mack looks a bit dazed…
Mark:Raven is now looking around for something else to use on Jay Mack…
Rhino:Raven has a bar stool…
Mark:Jay Mack turns around… Raven swings the bar stool… Jay Mack ducks and scores with a clothesline taking Raven’s head right off…
Rhino:That was one hard clothesline…
Mark:Jay Mack now grabs Raven and now drops him right on to the railing…
Rhino:I dont like his positioning right there…
Mark:Jay Mack now pushes Raven down the railing as Raven goes sliding back down to the first floor of Frankie’s Patio…
Rhino:I dont think that was a fun ride Mark…
Mark:No I dont think it was Rhino… As Jay Mack comes down the steps to go back after Raven…
Rhino:Raven is crawling to the ring area…
Mark:Jay Mack just picked up a Wooden Folding Chair…
Rhino:Raven is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jay Mack charges… Raven with a sidestep… Drop Toe Hold! As Jay Mack goes face first in to the wooden chair…
Rhino:That didn’t pay off for Jay Mack…
Mark:Raven just picked up another wooden chair…
Rhino:Jay Mack is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jay Mack turns around and Raven cracks it over the skull of Jay Mack…
Rhino:Jay Mack looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Raven with a kick to the midsection… EVEN FLOW! Right on to the floor… As Raven now covers Jay Mack 1………………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN!
Rhino:Raven knocked out Jay Mack here tonight here at Frankie’s Patio…
Mark:Still to come tonight on 7th Ave it will be our Double Main Event when Triple H challenges Lone Jobber for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and Shawn Michaels battles Subway in 7th Avenue Warfare…As we now head out to the streets…
Rob Van Dam can be seen standing around a group of RVDites gathered around the entrance of Ybor City. He signs a couple of autographs, and poses for some pictures.
Holy Shit! Thanks Rob! You’re my favorite wrestler!
What can I say kid? When you are a five-star wrestler like Mr. P-P-V it comes naturally.
He peers through his sunglasses and sees Kent Richardson wandering around aimlessly. He excuses himself and jogs over to Kent, calling out to him. Kent looks around and finally spots Rob and meets up with him.
Rob this place is crazy! I do not think I have seen so many people so drunk and so carefree! What is this place?
Welcome to Florida Kent, home of bikinis, palm trees, and enough suntan lotion to keep that farmer’s tan on you for years to come. Kent know why I am here right? Here let me show you a picture…
Rob reaches in his pocket and pulls out a picture. A kid straining in vain to control six bull mastiffs on leashes, suddenly stops in his tracks and drops the leash. His eyes wince involuntarily transfixed on the picture as screams can be heard in the distance.
HOLY SHIT! It’s Rob Van Dam!
That’s right kid, all that you see before you is the results of hard work, exercise, and natural good looks. You have known me a long time in my career here in the EWA Kent, and you know that I have been in top shape whenever I step in the ring. I was lying around one day watching the EWA Weekly Review and I am noticing these new cats, and old cats come back. Their names are….well it does not really matter. The fact of the matter is that I grabbed my gear and I flew down here to this place to give finally give Chaotic Walk a five-star rating for it’s resurrection from the card graveyard. The man with the kiss that don’t miss took time out of his hectic social life to don his wrestling boots again to prove to the world that Rob Van Dam *points to himself* always rises to the occasion. I brought the perfect weather, brought all the worthy RVD fans out of the wood-work, and even laid out an OPEN challenge!
That you did Rob, I remember you filling out the paperwork. Not that I was snooping or anything I was just going to grab a cup of coffee.
YOU REMEMBER ME FILLING OUT THE PAPERWORK, You know what though Kent Richardson? Apparently the big wigs in EWA management forgot to go to their juggling lessons and dropped balls the past week on giving this match PROPER hype. You know how I see it though? Rob Van Dam has beat all the best the EWA has ever offered. 1-2-3! People say I brag too much, but Kent as you have seen it’s not bragging if you can back it up, and I have backed up ever challenge I have offered and accepted! I have carried matches and pay-per-views into legendary status. I AM THE WHOLE…..FUCKING…..SHOW! Take a good look at me Kent, I am here! I am …have been ready to wrestle! I made an open challenge, and all i heard were the crickets chirping. I made a challenge that was already a five-star match that had the potential to be so much more with the stipulation that I was going to get the opportunity to give all my RVD fans what they want and what they come to expect when they pay money to come see an EWA pay-per-view that includes Mr. PPV, Rob…. Van….Dam.
Rob points to himself as he scratches his head for a moment. He looks up momentarily and manages to catch a football in mid-air before it came crashing down. He waves to a kid yelling, and smiles glancing to Kent.
Kent, I bet your inside sources never told you I have an arm like Brett Farve. Watch this!
Rob lets the football explode out of his hand like a cannonball, it spirals like a drunken duck and smacks into the back of a man’s head. The man topples head over heels and crashes into a large cart sending it rolling into a collection of CO2 tanks held together by a chain. The cart breaks the chain as the tanks come crashing into the ground, and at that same moment two of the tank tops break off and the tanks rocket into the establishments of Adobe Gilas and Barley Hopper’s. A loud “HOLY SHIT!!!” can be heard as Kent and Rob watch as several dozen people flee in terror. Kent and Rob casually whistle to themselves nonchalantly stepping away from the horrific scene.
Kent I just don’t understand how you can give those so-called stars in the locker room a primo chance to wrestle with everyone’s favorite wrestler, The Whole Fucking Show. To test their skills against the greatest athletic man to grace the ring should have dozens lined up to sign their name across the line. I’m headed to Empire if any of those pussies that wear thongs in the back care to grow some balls.
Mark:Maybe next month someone will accept the challenge of Rob Van Dam… As we now get set for more action…
Lumber Jacks & Jills Match at Empires Bar
Ted Dibiase Jr. & Justice Taylor vs Steele & Alexis Laree
Lumber Jacks & Jills-Trish, Ivory, Richard Steele, Lilith Evans, Rebel & Sara McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Lumber Jack and Jills Match… Introducing the Lumber Jacks and Jills… They are… Trish Stratus… Ivory… Richard Steele… Lilith Evans… Rebel and Sara McMahon! Now Introducing the participants… First… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 419 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE & STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Alexis Laree & Steele enter the bar…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 353 Pounds.. The Team of TED DIBIASE JR and JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Priceless” plays as Justice Taylor and Ted Dibiase enter the bar…)
Mark:As you can see this is a bit of a different setup than Frankie’s Patio as we have two bars on the opposite sides of the ring with the fans spread around ringside…
Rhino:It looks like it will be Ted Dibiase Jr and Steele starting things out here for both sides…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr locks up with Steele who backs him up in to corner… As Steele connects with shots right to the midsection of Ted Dibiase Jr in the corner and now shoots him for a ride in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Steele with a running start scores with a clothesline… Steele comes right off the ropes and drops a big leg right down on to Ted Dibiase Jr… As Steele goes for the early pinfall as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Ted Dibiase Jr…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay was assigned to be the ref for this match up here at Empires Bar…
Mark:Steele now hooks up Ted Dibiase Jr and scores with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Steele is now putting the boots to Ted Dibiase Jr…
Mark:It appears as though Alexis Laree wants to be tagged in right now…
Rhino:Steele makes the tag to his wife as she climbs up on to the top rope…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr staggers to his feet… Flying Hurricanranna! By Alexis Laree taking Ted Dibiase Jr right off of his feet…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is dazed after that one…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Ted Dibiase Jr 1…………..2…Kickout by Ted Dibiase Jr…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr was able to power out of that pinfall attempt…
Mark:Alexis Laree now comes off the ropes and goes for a dropkick but Ted Dibiase Jr side steps the dropkick…
Rhino:The lumberjacks and jills are watching on at ringside…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr tags in Justice Taylor… Ted Dibiase Jr holds Alexis Laree wide open as Justice Taylor connects with shots right to the midsection of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now grabbing Alexis Laree by her hair…
Mark:Justice Taylor rams Alexis Laree’s head right in to the top turnbuckle… As Justice Taylor now pulls her out of the corner… Justice Taylor hooks her up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Alexis Laree driven head first right in to the mat…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers Alexis Laree 1…………….2…………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Justice Taylor just tossed Alexis Laree right out in front of Trish Stratus and Rebel…
Mark:Rebel goes to bite the ass of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:No he didn’t…
Mark:Yes he did…Richard Steele and Lilith Evans just chased Rebel away from Alexis Laree… As Trish Stratus aggressively just tossed Alexis Laree back in to the ring…
Rhino:You noticed how Trish drove her in to the side of the ring before pushing her fully back in to the ring…
Mark:I did notice that and so did Justice Taylor as she goes for the cover 1……………….2……………….3..No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr just got the tag from Justice Taylor…
Mark:Alexis Laree is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr looks like he is just stalking Alexis Laree right now…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr grabs Alexis Laree by her hair and is now hooking her up…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Alexis Laree…
Mark:Steele comes right in to the ring to break up Dream Street…
Rhino:He wasn’t going to stand by and let something happen to his wife…
Mark:Steele and Ted Dibiase Jr trading shots right now…
Rhino:Steele just backed Ted Dibiase Jr in to the corner and Justice Taylor just tug herself in…
Mark:Steele and Ted Dibiase Jr are now brawling at ringside right now…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is looking to finish off Alexis Laree..
Mark:Justcie Taylor hooks up Alexis Laree… DDT! NO! Alexis Laree blocks and now spins Justice Taylor around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Justice Taylor as HBIC makes the count 1……………………2…………….3…………NO! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her right there…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now staggering back up on to her feet… Thez Press! With right hands by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Steele and Ted Dibiase Jr have just battled behind one of the bars…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Justice Taylor to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Steele charges at Ted Dibiase Jr… Ted Dibiase Jr moves out of the way and just grabbed a beer tap and broke it over the head of Steele…
Rhino:Steele has been knocked out…
Mark:Justice Taylor is back up… Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Justice Taylor 1………………..2……………….3………….NO! Ted Dibiase Jr makes the save…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is now pulling Alexis Laree up by her hair…
Mark:Alexis Laree just slapped Ted Dibiase Jr…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr didn’t like that…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr with a big knee to the midsection of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:DREAM STREET! By Ted Dibiase Jr laying out Alexis Laree… As Ted Dibiase Jr now drags Justice Taylor on top of Alexis Laree as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1…………………..2……………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners TED DIBIASE JR AND JUSTICE TAYLOR!
Rhino:Justice Taylor just beat a former EWA Womens Champion here tonight…
Mark:Is this the type of match Justice Taylor needed to get her focus back? We will have to see… But now its time to get back to more action here at Empires Bar…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship at Empires Bar
Gorch Fock vs Drake Cooper
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… Weighing in at 265 Pounds…GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the bar…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DRAKE COOPER!
(“Its All Over” plays as Drake Cooper enters the bar…)
Mark:Drake Cooper and Gorch Fock trade shots back and forth as this match up is underway… Drake Cooper with a hard uppercut to Gorch Fock taking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Gorch Fock gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper now hooks up Gorch Fock and scores with a vertical suplex… As Drake Cooper goes the cover on Gorch Fock 1………….2……….Kickout by Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is pulling Gorch Fock back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper whips Gorch Fock off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Gorch Fock is staggering right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper charges with a clothelsine… Gorch Fock ducks and back drops Drake Cooper over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Drake Cooper…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gorch Fock launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on to Drake Cooper on the outside of the ring..
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now taking Drake Cooper out over to one of the bar areas…
Mark:Things are going to get interesting right now…As Gorch Fock rams Drake Cooper’s head right in to the bar…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now going behind the bar and is over by one of the beer taps…
Mark:Gorch Fock sprays beer right from the tap right in to the face of Drake Cooper…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is blinding Drake Cooper…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now climbing up on top of the bar and is bringing Drake Cooper up on the bar with him…
Rhino:It looks like Gorch Fock has something in mind…
Mark:Gorch Fock now hooks up Drake Cooper… DDT! NO! Drake Cooper blocks the DDT with shots right to the midsection of Gorch Fock…Drake Cooper now hooks up Gorch Fock… Powerbomb! Right down on to the bar…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is hurting right now…
Mark:Drake Cooper is now climbing down off the bar… Drake Cooper grabs Gorch Fock by the legs and yanks him off the bar…
Rhino:Gorch Fock’s head just bounced right off the floor…
Mark:Drake Cooper is now bringing Gorch Fock back down to ringside…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is now rolling Gorch Fock back in to the ring right now…
Mark:Gorch Fock is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… Drake Cooper hooks up Gorch Fock… Inverted Headlock Backbreaker!
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now in trouble…
Mark:Drake Cooper is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Drake Cooper is going to fly…
Mark:The Molotov Special! No! Gorch Fock moved out of the way of the Frog Splash…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is now staggering up on to his feet after crashing in to the mat…
Mark:Gorch Fock hammers Drake Cooper with right hands and now sends Drake Cooper in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Gorch Fock is getting fired up…
Mark:Gorch Fock is up on the top rope… Drake Cooper staggers back up… Double Axe Handle! By Gorch Fock laying out Drake Cooper… Gorch Fock covers Drake Cooper 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Drake Cooper…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is in control right now…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now hooking up Drake Cooper… CROWS NEST!
Rhino:Big time Jackhammer right there by Gorch Fock…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Drake Cooper 1…………………2……………..3………..NO! Drake Cooper gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there as Gorch Fock was a half a second away from becoming the Number One Contender…
Mark:Drake Cooper is now getting back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock hooks him up… COME SAIL AWAY! NO! Drake Cooper blocks with a back body drop…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper hooks him up… DRAKES BREAK!
Rhino:Gorch Fock is out on his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper hooks up Gorch Fock… COOP D’ETAT!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Drake Cooper covers Gorch Fock 1…………………..2……………..3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DRAKE COOPER!
Rhino:Drake Cooper is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Who will be the EWA Television Champion when Drake Cooper battles the champion? We will find out in just a little while… As we now set for our first championship match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match at Empires Bar
Kelly Kelly(c) vs Mya vs Stephanie McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Washington, DC…Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA DENTON!
(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Denton enters the bar…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct…Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the bar…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Jacksonville, Fl… Weighing in at 108 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… KELLY KELLY!
(“Fully Alive” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the bar…)
Mark:Well here we go…HBIC Ezay Pusay calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly needs to watch her back at all times as both women are going to be gunning for her championship…
Mark:Mya Denton goes right after Kelly Kelly as both women lock up in the center of the ring… Kelly Kelly backs her up in to the corner… Kelly Kelly comes in with a big shot… Mya ducks and now nails Kelly Kelly with a couple of shots in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon and Mya Denton are now taking turns taking shots at Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:I dont think they planned on teaming up but it is working for the moment…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon and Mya Denton both whip Kelly Kelly in to the farside corner… Mya goes charging in at Kelly Kelly but from behind Stephanie McMahon nails Mya with a clothesline…
Rhino:Theres the double cross right there by Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now steps on the hair of Mya Denton and pulls up on her arms…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Mya right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon grabs Mya and throws her out of the ring…
Rhino:Watch out for Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Kelly Kelly comes out of the corner and tackles Stephanie McMahon… Kelly Kelly is nailing Stephanie McMahon with shots…
Rhino:Both women are rolling around in the ring both trying to gain position…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is up on to her feet first…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is back up as well…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon charges at Kelly Kelly… Kelly Kelly ducks down… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon gets back up on to her feet… Enziguri! By Kelly Kelly right to the back of the head of the former EWA Womens Champion…Kelly Kelly covers Stephanie McMahon 1…………….2………….Kickout by Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Mya Denton is back up and is on the top rope…
Mark:Kelly Kelly turns around… Flying Crossbody! By Mya Denton with the cover as HBIC makes the count 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:That move caught Kelly Kelly off guard…
Mark:Mya Denton now pulls Kelly Kelly up on to her feet and now hooks her up… Backbreaker! By Mya Denton who covers Kelly Kelly once again 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is back up on to her feet now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon with a forearm shot that’s blocked… Jawbreaker! By Mya Denton…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is dazed…
Mark:Drop Toe Hold! Dropping Stephanie McMahon in to the middle rope…
Rhino:What does Mya have planned now?
Mark:The 202! Connects…
Rhino:I thought that was the 619…
Mark:Shes from Washington DC… So its the 202…
Rhino:Gotcha!
Mark:Stephanie McMahon looks to be out of it as Mya Denton now covers her 1………………….2………..3…..No! Stephanie McMahon kicks out…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is rolling out of the ring as she looks to be out of it for the moment…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is back up on to her feet…Mya Denton goes for a Face Crusher… Kelly Kelly blocks and now shoots Mya off in to the ropes… Mya comes off the ropes… Flying Headscissors taking her right off of her feet…
Rhino:Mya Denton is staggering back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Kelly Killer!
Rhino:Nice Handspring Back Elbow right there by Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Mya Denton is staggering out of the corner dazed… Kelly Kelly hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:Kelly Kelly could have her right here and now…
Mark:The fans at Empires Bar are excited as HBIC makes the count 1……………………2………………..3………….NO! Mya Denton gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is now waiting for Mya Denton to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kelly Kelly has her lined up… K2! NO! Mya Denton counters out of it and shoots her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mya Denton with a School Girl! HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………..2………………3………..NO! Stephanie McMahon comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Mya almost had the championship in her hands right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks up Mya Denton… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Mya Denton was planted…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is getting back up on to her feet… Stephanie McMahon with a kick right to the back of the head of Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly looks to be out on her feet…
Mark:Billion Dollar Slap!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just shook up Kelly Kelly right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Kelly Kelly as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1…………………..2…………………..3………..NO! Mya comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon and Mya Denton are now exchanging shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now hooks up Mya Denton… DDT! NO! Countered by Mya Denton… IMPACT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Mya Denton covers Stephanie McMahon 1……………………2………………….3…………NO! Kelly Kelly makes the save…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly just saved her championship right there…
Mark:Mya Denton and Kelly Kelly trading shots…
Rhino:Who is going to be the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Kelly Kelly charges with a clothesline… Mya Denton ducks… IMPACT! NO! Kelly Kelly blocks…K2!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon shoves Kelly Kelly out of the way and covers Mya Denton 1……………………..2………………..3…………NO! Kelly Kelly makes the save…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly was able to gather herself in time to make the save…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon charges with a clothesline… Kelly Kelly ducks and back drops Stephanie McMahon out of the ring…
Rhino:Mya Denton is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kelly Kelly hooks her up… K2!
Rhino:That’s the second K2 of this match up…
Mark:Kelly Kelly covers Mya Denton as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………….2…………………3………… SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion KELLY KELLY!
Rhino:Kelly Kelly keeps her title and her undefeated streak in tact…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is staring down Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:I dont think we have seen the last of these two in the ring together…
Mark:Lets get… Wait a minute… That’s Randy Orton!
Rhino:Whats he doing here?
Orton:So this is what happens when the EWA lets Subway book? What the hell was Shane McMahon thinking. If there is anyone in this company who could take what they have and drown it in alcohol like the rest of you idiots, its Subway.. (The bargoers begin booing loudly) See, since I put J-Twisted out earlier in the month, I’ve sat back and I’ve watched this company.. And somethings gone missing. Someone has gone MIA.. And taken something they don’t deserve with them. So right here, in this bar, I’m issuing an open challenge to ANY ONE of you drunken slobs to face The Legend Killer to see just who should be the rightful Total Impact Champion.. So WHO THINKS.. THEY CAN TAKE ME ON..
Mark: Hey Rhino, look who it is!
Rhino: Its The Sandman! It figures he’d be enjoying the open bars.
Mark: The Sandman is right in Randy Orton’s face and shoves him right against the bar.
Rhino: I bet Orton wasn’t bargaining for this!
Mark: Sandman with a bar stool, smashing it down! But Orton gets out of the way.. And Orton just tossed someones drink in Sandman’s face!
Rhino: That’s going to sting..
Mark: Sandman trying to get his vision back.. Good God! Orton just smashed a bottle of alcohol over Sandman’s head! Sandman looks out on his feet!
Rhino: Orton’s got that viper like look in his eyes..
Mark: Orton’s grabbing Sandman by his neck and he has him hooked.. RKO! Over the top of the bar!
Rhino: Sandman’s face just got smashed down onto all that broken glass!
Mark: Sandman has slumped off the bar but he doesn’t look like he’s done for.. He’s trying to get to all fou.. OH MY GOD! Randy Orton with that sick punt to the skull!
Rhino: Where the hell did that come from?!
Mark: The Sandman is out..
Rhino: Orton looks more than pleased with himself..
Orton: That’s it? THATS.. IT? THIS IS THE BEST YOU HAVE TO OFFER? WHERE’S YOUR TOTAL IMPACT CHAMPION.. WHERE’S JOSH STEWART.. I’ll tell you where he is.. He’s COWERING.. He’s IN HIDING.. He has NO RIGHT to call himself a champion.. So from this point forward.. Consider Randy Orton your NEW Total Impact Champion.. And if ANY ONE has something they wanna say about it.. (Orton pushes Sandman’s head with his boot)
Mark: What the hell was that all about?
Rhino: I have no idea, but it was sick.. Orton’s leaving the bar as if nothing happened
Mark:As we now head back over to Frankie’s Patio for our EWA Television Championship Match Up…
EWA Television Championship Match at Frankie’s Patio
Doug Kinsella(c) vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Television Championship…Introducing first…The Challenger…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the bar…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Television Champion…DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Doug Kinsella gets right up in to the face of The Rock… Doug Kinsella goes for a right hand… The Rock blocks and starts opening up on Doug Kinsella with right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is unloading on Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The Rock now whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… The Rock drops his head… Doug Kinsella puts on the breaks and kicks The Rock in the head…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:Blackout Kick! Right to The Rock…
Rhino:The kick The Rock off guard…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for a quick cover 1………………2…………….. The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges in at The Rock…The Rock catches Doug Kinsella… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex! Sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope and to the floor goes the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:The Rock is now going out after Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The Rock now grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and rams him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:The Rock and Doug Kinsella are battling around ringside right now…
Mark:The Rock grabs Doug Kinsella and tosses him over the guardrail and in to the crowd…
Rhino:Well now things are going to get interesting…
Mark:The Rock is just hammering in with right hands to Doug Kinsella as they fight through the crowd… The Rock grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and rams him right in to one of the tables…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is a bit dazed…
Mark:The Rock scoops up Doug Kinsella and slams him right down on to the table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is laid out on the table…
Mark:The Rock is now looking around for something…
Rhino:The Rock is grabbing a chair…
Mark:The Rock swings and connects with the wooden chair right across the chest of Doug Kinsella as he is laid out on the table…
Rhino:This is not good for the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Doug Kinsella just fell off the table and is trying to climb back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is now clearing out some people…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering back up on to his feet… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out on the floor here at Frankie’s Patio…
Mark:The Rock needs to get Doug Kinsell back in to the ring if he wants to become EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:The Rock is dragging Doug Kinsella back down to ringside…
Mark:The Rock rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring and now The Rock covers Doug Kinsella 1……………………2…………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella got his shoulder up at the last moment…
Mark:The travel from the floor to the ring gave Doug Kinsella a few moments to find a way to kick out…
Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock has Doug Kinsella lined up..
Rhino:Doug Kinsella looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Doug Kinsella… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Doug Kinsella counters… DK CUTTER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just laid out The Rock…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now crawling on top of The Rock 1……………………2………………..3……….. NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and The Rock are now getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and The Rock are now trading right hands back and forth right now…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is backing The Rock back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock gets sent for a ride in to the corner… The Rock is now staggering out of the corner… Superkick! By Doug Kinsella laying out The Rock…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is getting back control of this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now picking The Rock and slams him down to the canvas… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes…SPRINGBOARD TORNADO SENTON!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………..2……………3………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has The Rock lined up…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! The Rock blocks… ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock covers Doug Kinsella 1………………..2……………….3………..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock lines up Doug Kinsella… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! Doug Kinsella moves out of the way…
Rhino:The Rock is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up The Rock… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! The Rock escapes out of it… The Rock charges with a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks and now goes behind The Rock… German Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………………2……………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL…
Rhino:The referee just stopped the PA Announcer…
Mark:What could be going on here…
Pa Announcer:The Referee has ruled that both men shoulders were on the canvas and both men have been Counted Out… There for this match up is a Draw!
Rhino:What does this mean for the EWA Television Championship?
Mark:No idea… But we are now headed out to 7th Avenue for our Double Main Event…
7th Ave Warfare Double Main Event
EWA World Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Triple H
Subway vs Shawn Michaels
*Both Matches will Take Place at the Same Time*
Mark:Well Rhino there are no introductions… There are only two referees and four wrestlers…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Subway are starting out on one side of the street while Triple H and Lone Jobber are fighting on the other side of the street…
Mark:This is an EWA First… Two matches taking place at once in the streets…
Rhino:It looks as though all four men are in place and ready to go…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are looking at one another and checking out the surroundings…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just told Triple H to suck it and it just pissed off the challenger…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand but Lone Jobber is able to block and now starts opening on Triple H…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just gave Subway a cheap shot as they start to brawl on the other side of the street…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Triple H by the head and just rammed him in to the wall…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is looking around for something…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just picked up a trash can and nails Subway right in the head with the Trash Can…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Subway right in to the brick wall…
Rhino:Subway still looks dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber on the other side of the street grabs Triple H and throws him in to the side of a parked car…
Rhino:You could see Triple H’s face hurting as he went back first in to the door of the car…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up Subway and slams him right down on to the concrete…
Rhino:Where is Shawn Michaels going…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is walking down to the street and is looking for something…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now lining up Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Triple H… The Game ducks his head and back drops Lone Jobber right on top of the hood of the car…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is laid out on the hood of the car…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just came out of a hardware store and it looks as though he has got himself a ladder…
Rhino:Well we all know Shawn Michaels history with ladders… He sure knows what to do with them…
Mark:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels charges with the ladder… Dropkick! By Subway knocking the ladder back in to the face of the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:That wasnt what Shawn Michaels had in mind right there…
Mark:No it was not… As right now Subway is trying to regain his composure…
Rhino:Subway is walking down one of the alley ways between the stores…
Mark:Triple H grabs Lone Jobber and slams him right back on to the hood of the car…
Rhino:It looks like Triple H is trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:Triple H yanks Lone Jobber off the hood of the car and Lone Jobber smacked his head right on the street…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Subway has a shopping cart and just rams it right in to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Thats one way to use the shopping cart…
Mark:Triple H is dragging Lone Jobber down the street…
Rhino:Where are they going…
Mark:Subway just opened up the ladder… As Shawn Michaels gets slammed right back down on to the sidewalk…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is now climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Triple H has Lone Jobber set up… Pedigree! No! Lone Jobber blocks… SLINGSHOT RIGHT IN TO THE GLASS WINDOW!
Rhino:Triple H just went crashing in to a store front window and he looks to be cut up right now…
Mark:Subway is now on the top of the ladder…Elbow Drop! No! Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way and the X-Core Soldier just crashed right in to the ground…
Rhino:Subway is rolling around in pain…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet as he tries to shake off the attacks of Subway…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Triple H 1………………………2……………….3………NO! Triple H got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is about to cover Subway…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Subway 1………………….2…………..3…..NO! Subway kicks out as well…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now looking for his next move…
Mark:Lone Jobber is grabbing Triple H by the head and is dragging him out of the store…
Rhino:This has been an odd battle so far and I dont think the EWA World Champion Lone Jobber knows exactly what his next move is going to be…
Mark:Lone Jobber now takes Triple H and throws him in to the wall again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just grabbed the shopping cart…
Mark:Shawn Michaels puts Subway in to the shopping cart…
Rhino:It looks as though Subway is going to go for a ride…
Mark:Shawn Michaels starts pushing the shopping cart as fast as he can and now puts on the breaks and Subway goes flying right in to the car windsheld…
Rhino:That was a creative move by the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:The X-Core Soldier is hurting as Shawn Michaels covers him on top of the car 1……………………..2…………….3……..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber on the other side of the street has a trash can…
Mark:Triple H is up on his feet and Lone Jobber cracks Triple H in the skull with the trash can…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now plotting his next move right now…
Mark:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look at the face of Shawn Michaels right now Mark…
Mark:Shawn Michaels looks determined to put Subway away right now…
Rhino:There is a smirk on his face like he knows its time to put him away…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up Triple H… The Game with a rake of the eyes… DDT! on to the Concrete below…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was planted…
Mark:Triple H rolls him over and gets his arm on top 1………………….2……………..3……….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is mounting Lone Jobber and just nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels eyes up Subway…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Subway ducks and spins Shawn Michaels around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out…
Mark:Subway covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………….2…………….3……….NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is now walking down in to an alley way and looks to be pushing out a dumpster…
Mark:What is Subway doing right now…
Rhino:Subway just broke in to a car…
Mark:Triple H pushes the dumpster at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber moves out of the way… Triple H charges… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:That stopped Triple H in his tracks right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is starting to stir…As Lone Jobber covers Triple H 1…………………..2…………………3………..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get Triple H up on top of the car that the dumpster was pushed in to…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet… The car is moving… SUBWAY JUST HIT SHAWN MICHAELS WITH A CAR!
Rhino:Subway hot wired a car and just hit Shawn Michaels with it…
Mark:Subway is getting out of the car and looks down at the body of Shawn Michaels and covers him 1………2……….3…..Its Over!
Rhino:Subway has just beat Shawn Michaels… But is Shawn Michaels okay?
Mark:I dont know… He took that head on and he hasnt moved…
Rhino:We need to get some help here for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Medical Staff is rushing to the aid of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:There is another match up going on…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Triple H in position… THE GIMMICK! NO! Triple H with a Low Blow…
Rhino:Both men are on top of that parked car…
Mark:Triple H is now hooking up Lone Jobber… PEDIGREE! ON TOP OF THE CAR!
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out of it…
Mark:Triple H covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2…………………3……..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is being placed on a stretcher right now…
Rhino:This doesnt look to be a good situation with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Triple H is now looking at the dumpster sitting next to the car…
Rhino:What is Triple H doing now?
Mark:Triple H now goes to toss Lone Jobber in to the dumpster… Lone Jobber puts on the breaks and is now firing back with shots to Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H and Lone Jobber are slugging it out on top of the card…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Triple H in the midsection…GHETTOGREE! NO! Triple H with a Back Drop! Sending Lone Jobber right in to the Dumpster!
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out…
Mark:Triple H climbs in to the dumpster and covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H is once again King…
Mark:The King of Kings is back on his throne… But the bigger story will be the condition of the Heartbreak Kid…This has been truly a Chaotic Walk… Good Night Everyone!
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