Thursday Night Chaos 3-12-09
Mark:We are live in Charlotte, North Carolina and this is Thursday Night Chaos… Here at Ringside I am Mark alongside Rhino… And what a night of action we have in store for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Our Main Event will be for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Josh Stewart defends his championship against “Dead Eye” Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Can Alan Matthews proves that he belongs in the Main Event by taking out the EWA Total Impact Champion? We will find out tonight…
Mark:We also have two Number One Contenders Matches tonight… The first being Triple H and Subway battling to find out who is the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Another battle in the long time rivarly between Subway and Triple H takes place tonight with a lot at stake…
Mark:Also we will determine the next challenger for Shawn Michaels EWA Television Championship… As Doug Kinsella takes on Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Who will get the next shot to take out HBK? We will find out tonight and so will Shawn Michaels as he is the Special Referee..
Mark:Plus tonight we will see the EWA In Ring Return of Jay Mack and so much more… As we send it to ringside for our Opening Contest…
The Rock vs Professor Claudius Payne
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… PROFESSOR CLAUDIUS PAYNE!
(“Savin Me” plays as Professor Claudius Payne enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His oppnent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… This is the first time we are seeing Professor Claudius Payne in an EWA Ring…
Rhino:We are going to be saying that a lot about a few people here tonight Mark…
Mark:The Rock nails Professor Claudius Payne with straight right hands backing him up in to the ropes… The Rock with an irish whip… Professor Claudius Payne comes off the ropes…The Rock goes for a clothesline… Professor Claudius Payne ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Here comes Professor Claudius Payne off the other side…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Right in to a pin by Professor Claudius Payne 1………………2………… The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Professor Claudius Payne goes behind The Rock and nails him with shots right to the back of the head… German Suplex! By Professor Claudius Payne…
Rhino:Professor Claudius Payne is throwing The Rock off his game a little bit right now…
Mark:The Rock gets back up on to his feet and Professor Claudius Payne nails him with a couple of shots to the midsection and now hooks him up and drives The Rock in to the mat with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Professor Claudius Payne is coming out firing so far on The Rock…
Mark:Professor Claudius Payne covers The Rock 1……………….2………………The Rock kicks out once again…
Rhino:The Rock is slow to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Professor Claudius Payne hooks up The Rock for a full nelson… The Rock with elbows right to the side of the head of Professor Claudius Payne to break up the Full Nelson…
Rhino:That’s one way to get out of it…
Mark:Professor Claudius Payne spins around and now gets shot off of in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! By The Rock who goes right for the cover 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Professor Claudius Payne…
Rhino:Professor Claudius Payne is slow to get back up on to his feet right now as he gets up in the corner…
Mark:The Rock now begins to open up on Professor Claudius Payne with right hands in the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is really laying in those shots right there…
Mark:The Rock with a hard irish whip sending Professor Claudius Payne off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Professor Claudius Payne is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock driving Professor Claudius Payne right in to the mat…
Rhino:The Rock could have Professor Claudius Payne right here and now…
Mark:The Rock covers Professor Claudius Payne 1…………………..2…………..3……….NO! Professor Claudius Payne gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock is in control right now as he is waiting for Professor Claudius Payne to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Professor Claudius Payne seems to be out of it as he staggers around… The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Blocked… CLASS DISMISSED!
Rhino:The Rock is fighting the Crossface…
Mark:The Rock throws him off of his game as he takes him down with a body toss…
Rhino:Professor Claudius Payne is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock lines him up… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it….
Mark:The Rock covers Professor Claudius Payne 1…………………2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock gets back on track with a win here over Professor Claudius Payne…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see who will be the next man to challenge for Shawn Michaels EWA Television Championship as Adam Syndal battles Doug Kinsella for the Number One Contendership… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Felony vs Sara McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… Accompanied by Axle Andrews… SARA McMAHON!
(“Hunt You Down” plays as Sara McMahon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Memphis, Tn… Weighing in at 127 Pounds… FELONY!
(“We Are Rockstars” plays as Felony enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway… Felony and Sara McMahon lock up in the center of the ring… Felony with a headlock in on Sara McMahon…
Rhino:Felony is grinding away on Sara McMahon…
Mark:Sara McMahon with a couple of elbows to the midsection of Felony and now shoves her off in to the ropes… Felony comes off the ropes… Sara McMahon with a leap frog… Felony comes off the ropes again… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Felony is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Hip Toss! By Sara McMahon taking Felony right off of her feet…
Rhino:Felony is crawling back in to the corner…
Mark:Sara McMahon now with a couple of chops to the chest of Felony and now shoots her off in to the farside corner… Sara McMahon charges… Felony gets her boot up…
Rhino:Sara McMahon is staggering around…
Mark:Felony scores with a Superkick! Right to the jaw of Sara McMahon…
Rhino:Nice kick right there by Felony…
Mark:Felony now covers Sara McMahon 1……………..2………Kickout by Sara McMahon…
Rhino:Sara McMahon is getting back up on to her feet after taking that kick…
Mark:Felony now scoops up and slams Sara McMahon straight back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Sara McMahon is hurting as Felony is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! By Felony landing right on to Sara McMahon…
Rhino:She could have her right here…
Mark:Felony covers Sara McMahon 1……………….2………..3..No! Sara McMahon is able to get her shoulder up…
Rhino:Sara McMahon is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Felony is now hooking up Sara McMahon…Judge’s Gravel! No! Sara McMahon blocks and turns it right in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Sara McMahon…
Mark:Big Axle Andrews watches on as Sara McMahon covers Felony 1…………………2…………3….NO! Felony gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there as now Sara McMahon is waiting for Felony to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Sara McMahon is now putting Felony up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not a good place for Felony to be in…
Mark:Superplex! No! Felony shoves Sara McMahon off the top rope…
Rhino:Felony is now up on the top rope…
Mark:JUDGEMENT DAY! NO! Sara McMahon moved out of the way…
Rhino:Felony is dazed as she staggers back up on to her feet…
Mark:OCEAN CYCLONE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Sara McMahon covers Felony 1…………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SARA MCMAHON!
Rhino:Sara McMahon gets her first victory in the EWA tonight and it was over Felony…
Mark:Doing the McMahon Family Proud with the victory tonight… But still to come tonight we will see if Alan Matthews can take the EWA Total Impact Championship away from Josh Stewart… When those two battle in our Main Event… But its back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Christian Rivers vs Axle Andrews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Long Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 335 Pounds… AXLE ANDREWS!
(“Anyone Out There” plays as Axle Andrews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From From Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… CHRISTIAN RIVERS!
(“Duality” plays as Christian Rivers enters the arena…)
Mark:As soon as the referee calls for the bell Axle Andrews goes on the attack…
Rhino:Axle Andrews is just hammering away at Christian Rivers…
Mark:Christian Rivers is trying to cover up in the corner right now as big Axle Andrews is being backed up by the referee…
Rhino:Axle Andrews looks like he is ready to unleash some fury tonight…
Mark:Christian Rivers comes out of the corner… Axle Andrews goes for a clothesline…Christian Rivers ducks out of the way and now comes off the ropes and nails Axle Andrews with a low dropkick…
Rhino:That was able to bring the big man down a notch…
Mark:Christian Rivers now with an underhook and now starts driving his knee right in to the face of Axle Andrews…
Rhino:That’s one way to control a big man…
Mark:Christian Rivers now comes off the ropes with a running knee… Axle Andrews ducks the knee… Christian Rivers comes off the ropes… Millitary Press Slam!
Rhino:Christian Rivers was just driven straight in to the mat…
Mark:Christian Rivers is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Axle Andrews is looking to unload on Christian Rivers right now…
Mark:Side Kick! Right to the head of Christian Rivers…
Rhino:Christian Rivers looks dazed after that kick…
Mark:Axle Andrews from behind… HEAD TRUAMA!
Rhino:That’s the knock out shot right there…
Mark:Axle Andrews covers Christian Rivers 1……………2………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AXLE ANDREWS!
Rhino:Dominating win by Axle Andrews…
Mark:Christian Rivers didn’t seem like himself tonight…Wait a second, we’re getting word about a fight breaking out in the back
Rhino: Get a camera out there!
(The cameras head backstage where we see Big Daddy Ace and Steele beating down Murder Inc)
Mark: They were supposed to do this in the ring!
Rhino: I guess The Alliance heard about Murder Inc’s leaving the company after Paul couldn’t handle the loss
Mark: Ace has Paul against the wall and a dumpster, Steele has Jerome up against the snack table
Rhino: Don’t mess up the cake! I didn’t get a piece of it yet!
Rhino: Oh Steele is lifting Jerome up
Mark: Powerbomb through the snack table…looks like you don’t get any cake this week Rhino
Rhino: Damn… I was really looking forward to it. Look Jerome is out of it right now.
Mark: Ace lifting up Paul… Paul trying to fight back but it’s not doing anything.
Mark: Ace just slammed Paul’s head into the wall.
Rhino: There it goes! That just opened up Paul’s head.
Mark: This is getting out of control! Get somebody back there!
Rhino: Wait a second!
Mark: Ace and Steele have just been joined by Stewie and Jericho…
Rhino: Stewie wraps his TIT around his hands… OH Right off the head of Jerome.
Mark: The Alliance sending a message now.
Rhino: Jericho with a Walls of Jericho on Jerome
Mark: Ace with a Sharpshooter on Paul
Rhino: Alright here they are
Mark: Security finally making their way back there, but Steele and Stewie are keeping them at bay with a couple of steel chairs
Rhino: They got those holds locked in! Murder Inc looks completely out of it.
Mark: They finally released the submission moves, and are standing over Murder Inc.
Big Daddy Ace: You wanna punk out after losing a match? You think you’re better then this? You don’t deserve to step foot with the likes of us… you don’t deserve to be in the same company as us… so go ahead… pack your bags and run like little fucking bitches… because that’s all that you are.
Mark: Strong words from Ace, as the four men walk away and the medical team tends to Paul and Jerome.
Rhino: That was one hell of a beating!
Mark: Let’s head to ringside for the next match, seeing how that match won’t be taking place.
Alexis Laree & Lilith Evans vs Trish Stratus & Justice Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 251 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS & JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Trish Stratus & Justice Taylor enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 259 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE & LILITH EVANS!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree & Lilith Evans enter the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…You can see that HBIC Ezay Pusay is the referee tonight for this one… As Alexis Laree and Trish Stratus will start things out for their teams… Trish Stratus hammers Alexis Laree with a couple of shots as she backs her up in to the ropes… Trish Stratus with an irish whip sending Alexis Laree off in to the farside…. Alexis Laree comes off the ropes as Trish Stratus goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Alexis Laree ducks that clothesline…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes off the ropes and takes Trish Stratus over with a Head Scissors take over…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now slaps Trish Stratus across the face before she hooks her up and connects with a vertical suplex… As Alexis Laree now covers Trish Stratus as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now bringing Trish Stratus over to her corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree tags in Lilith Evans and as Alexis Laree holds Trish Stratus wide open… Lilith Evans kicks her right in the midsection…
Rhino:Trish was exposed and that can knock the wind right out of you…
Mark:Lilith Evans now hooks up Trish Stratus and scores with a Front Face Suplex! As now Lilith Evans covers Trish Stratus 1……………2………. Trish Stratus once again kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Trish Stratus to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans now kicks Trish Stratus in the midsection…. Piledriver! No! Trish Stratus with a back body drop…
Rhino:Nice counter by Trish Stratus…
Mark:Trish Stratus dives to her corner and tags in Justice Taylor… Justice Taylor comes in and scores with a big clothesline taking Lilith Evans right off of her feet…
Rhino:Justice Taylor waits for Lilith Evans to get back up…
Mark:Justice Taylor with a kick to the midsection… Face Buster! By Justice Taylor driving Lilith Evans face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in a bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers Lilith Evans as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………….2…………Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now pulling Lilith Evans up on to her feet by her hair…
Mark:Snapmare! Right in to a Dropkick by Justice Taylor…
Rhino:After the doubt in her head earlier in the week.. Justice Taylor is coming out firing here tonight…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers Lilith Evans again as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1……………….2…………3..No! Lilith Evans is able to kick out…
Rhino:Justice Taylor just tagged in Trish Stratus…
Mark:Justice Taylor and Trish Stratus whip Lilith Evans in to the ropes… Double Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Lilith Evans 1……………………2…………3…….NO! Alexis Laree comes in to break it up…
Rhino:Really close near fall right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is lining her up…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Lilith Evans ducks the chick kick and goes for a school girl 1………………2……………..3…..NO! Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are back up on their feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans and Trish Stratus charge at one another… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both women are down right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans and Trish Stratus are crawling to their corners…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets the tag…
Mark:So does Justice Taylor… Alexis Laree and Justice Taylor are trading shots back and forth right now… Justice Taylor whips Alexis Laree in to the ropes… Reversal by Alexis Laree… Thez Press! With right hands by the former EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Justice Taylor covered up the best she could..
Mark:Justice Taylor is now staggering back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Justice Taylor as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1…………………..2………………..3…………NO! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Justice Taylor is pulling herself back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree now hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Countered… DDT! By Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Alexis Laree was just dropped right on her head…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers Alexis Laree as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1……………………..2…………………….3………….NO! Lilith Evans comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is back in the ring…
Mark:Trish Stratus just clotheslined Lilith Evans out of the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree and Trish Stratus are now going at it…
Mark:Alexis Laree shoves Trish Stratus backwards… CHICK KICK! NO! Trish Stratus ducks the kick… STRATUSFACTION!
Rhino:Alexis Laree has been laid out…
Mark:Justice Taylor crawls on top of Alexis Laree 1……………………2……………….3………….NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Justice Taylor cant believe it…
Mark:Trish Stratus just got pulled out of the ring by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Justice Taylor kicks her in the midsection… POWERBOMB! NO! Alexis Laree is fighting out of it and now escapes… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:What a Counter!
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Justice Taylor as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1…………………2…………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ALEXIS LAREE & LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to once again make her way back in to the title hunt…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see who will be the Number One Contender for Lone Jobber’s World Heavyweight Championship when Subway battles Triple H… But its back to the ring for more action…
Ted DiBiase Jr. vs “Devastating” Damien Dunn
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Palm Springs, Florida… Weighing in at 238 Pounds… TED DIBIASE JR!
(“Priceless” plays as Ted DiBiase Jr. enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DAMIEN DUNN!
(“OV” plays as Damien Dunn enters the arena…)
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. and Damien Dunn lock up in the center of the ring… As both men battle for position… Ted DiBiase Jr. with a Headlock take over taking Damien Dunn off of his feet…
Rhino:Ted DiBiase Jr. grinds in the headlock as he makes it tough for Damien Dunn to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Dunn makes his way back up on to his feet and now shoots Ted DiBiase Jr. off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Ted DiBiase Jr. gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. charges at Damien Dunn… Damien Dunn ducks the clothesline and gets his him up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Damien Dunn just dropped Ted DiBiase Jr.right on his head…
Mark:Damien Dunn covers Ted DiBiase Jr. 1……………2………..Kickout by Ted DiBiase Jr….
Rhino:Right now Ted DiBiase Jr. is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Dunn goes behind Ted DiBiase Jr…. German Suplex!
Rhino:Once again Ted DiBiase Jr. was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Damien Dunn covers Ted DiBiase Jr. once again 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Ted DiBiase Jr…..
Rhino:Damien Dunn is now waiting for Ted DiBiase Jr. to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. is up and goes right back down to the mat as Damien Dunn scores with a body slam…
Rhino:Damien Dunn is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! No! Ted DiBiase Jr. moves out of the way and Damien Dunn comes crashing down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ted DiBiase Jr. is shaking off the early attack from Damien Dunn…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. with big hard stomps to the body of Damien Dunn as he is down on the canvas…
Rhino:Ted DiBiase Jr. is just taking his time and picking his spot with those kicks..
Mark:Damien Dunn is now getting back up on to his feet… Ted DiBiase Jr. scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ted DiBiase Jr. is now lining him up…
Mark:Big Fist Drop! As now Ted DiBiase Jr. covers Damien Dunn 1…………..2………………Kickout by Damien Dunn…
Rhino:Ted DiBiase Jr. is now waiting for Damien Dunn to get back up…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. now hooks up Damien Dunn… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:You can see that Damien Dunn is in some trouble…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. covers Damien Dunn 1………………2………………3……..NO! Damien Dunn gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It looks like Ted DiBiase Jr. is looking to put Damien Dunn away…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. now hooks him up… DREAM STREET! NO! Damien Dunn is trying to fight out of it…
Rhino:Damien Dunn gets out of it…
Mark:Damien Dunn goes for a clothesline… Ted DiBiase Jr. ducks and now goes behind him… DREAM STREET!
Rhino:That’s it right there…
Mark:Ted DiBiase Jr. covers Damien Dunn 1………………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TED DIBIASE JR!
Rhino:That was a priceless debut for Ted DiBiase Jr….
Mark:Bright future ahead for Ted DiBiase Jr. here in the EWA and Damien Dunn was anything but Devastating tonight… As we get set for more in ring action…
J-Twisted vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brick City, Nj… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:This is a special appearance here tonight by the Legend Killer Randy Orton…
Rhino:Its been a few months since we have seen him in an EWA Ring…
Mark:J-Twisted isnt having of Randy Orton’s lip service and he starts to hammer him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Look at J-Twisted go right now…
Mark:J-Twisted backs Randy Orton in to the ropes and now sends him off in to the other side… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering right back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted scores with an Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Randy Orton is spinning around…
Mark:Big Dropkick! By J-Twisted as he now covers Randy Orton 1……………….2………………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get away from J-Twisted as he backs up in to the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted comes charging in and scores with a big splash…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted comes charging at Randy Orton… Running Bulldog! No! Randy Orton blocks and shoves J-Twisted off in to the corner…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now the one staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Randy Orton goes behind J-Twisted and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex! Dropping him right on his head… As Randy Orton covers J-Twisted 1……………..2……………Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get back in control of this match up…
Mark:Randy Orton scores with a big hard uppercut to J-Twisted which has him dazed and now scores with an Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is in trouble right now…
Mark:Randy Orton covers J-Twisted 1………………..2……………….Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton now hooks him up… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Randy Orton with that cocky smile on his face right now…
Rhino:You can see he is planning something with evil intensions right now…
Mark:J-Twisted is trying to get back up… Randy Orton Charges… PUNT KICK! NO! J-Twisted moves out of the way…
Rhino:J-Twisted just tripped up Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton is now getting back up on to his feet… J-Twisted kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Randy Orton has been laid out…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Randy Orton 1…………………..2………………3………NO! Randy Orton gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted shoots Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Randy Orton looks to be on the verge of being put away by J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted is now pulling Randy Orton up on to his feet… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Randy Orton escapes… RKO!
Rhino:RKO out of no where by the Legend Killer…
Mark:Randy Orton covers J-Twisted 1…………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!
Rhino:A rare appearance by Randy Orton and he picks up the victory here tonight over J-Twisted…
Mark:We are now heading backstage right now…
(Richard Steele is seen at the buffet table backstage at Thursday Night Chaos. Security is keeping a close eye on him. Ezay comes up with a bag in hand and plants herself to his side. She is wearing a Referee Shirt.)
Ezay: Well here it all is, passwords …recordings…the works. Subway and I are no longer aligned. Me and that bitch Megumi almost thru down! Subway said no hard feelings he hopes.
(Richard looks in and pulls out a few tapes. One has Lilith’s name on it, another Alexis..another Sara….TBP ..Felony…there’s at least a dozen or so in there. Richhard begins to smile, as dollar signs flash in his eyes.)
Richard:Son of a bitch!, Trying to steal my ideas…Well I can use these of the other divas but Lily’s are coming with me and I might need to destroy the ones of Alexis don’t need my brother pissed at me anymore than he already is. And what are you doing in that shirt?
Ezay: I am the new law in the Diva division. Head Diva In Charge! Not a big step but better then Subways lap dog. So are we going to get Steele Pusay INC. going or what?
Richard: You look damn fine in that shirt…and sure let’s get SPI rolling, Im always looking for ways to make a quick buck…or even a quick fuck…
Ezay: Can’t wait! Money Money Moneeeey!
(Ted Dibiase Jr. walks up with Ivory in tow.Richard grabs sides of his jacket and tilts his head back laughing like The Million Dollar Man)
Ted Jr.: Well Ezay you wanted to talk to me about and money making adventure. I am here and ready to listen. If you’ll both come to my locker room we can work out the details. cause everyone knows I am all about making that cheddar flow.
(The three walk and talk as Ted Jr. begins to smile.)
Mark:Its back to the ring now… For the return of The Real Jason Mack…
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs “Real Deal” Jay Mack
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Real Deal JAY MACK!
(“Name of the Game” plays as Jay Mack enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is one return many didn’t think would happen…
Rhino:After being put away for five years…No one thought Jay Mack would return… But he is back and he looks to be in great shape…
Mark:Jay Mack and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph face to face in the center of the ring… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails Jay Mack with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Jay Mack is firing back with shots of his own…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Jay Mack in to the ropes… Jay Mack comes off the ropes and Troy Joseph nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:Jay Mack gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now scoops him up on to his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker! by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph as he goes right for the cover on Jay Mack 1…………..2…………Kickout by Jay Mack…
Rhino:Jay Mack is slow to get back up after that first attack by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph backs The Real Deal up in to the corner right now and is driving his knees right in to the midsection…
Rhino:Those knees can do some real damage…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Jay Mack off in to the farside… Troy Joseph charges in… Jay Mack moves and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker! By Jay Mack…
Rhino:Nice move by The Real Deal…
Mark:Jay Mack covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1…………….2…………Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:For all of the new viewers to the EWA…Jay Mack was once a former EWA World Champion… So he knows how to get it done in an EWA Ring…
Mark:Jay Mack and Lone Jobber have had a long history together which has been talked about this week… But back to the ring action… Jay Mack whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Dropkick! Right to the face of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Jay Mack covers Troy Joseph again 1……………..2……….Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Jay Mack is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jay Mack scoops up and slams Troy “The Rampage” Joseph back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jay Mack is now heading up on to the top rope…It looks like The Real Deal is going to fly…
Mark:Shooting Star Press! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his knees up…
Rhino:Those knees didn’t make that landing good…
Mark:Jay Mack is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is back up as well…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph opens up on Jay Mack with right hands… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph sends Jay Mack in to the ropes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges with a clothesline… Jay Mack ducks and now spins Troy “The Rampage” Joseph around… DOWNLOW!
Rhino:Big time Spinebuster by Jay Mack driving him right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:It looks like The Real Deal is going to be putting Troy “The Rampage” Joseph away right here and now…
Mark:REAL DEAL DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Jay Mack covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1…………….2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAY MACK!
Rhino:Jay Mack returns with a victory here tonight and I think he is sending a message to the entire locker room that the Real Deal is back in the EWA…
Mark:Jay Mack was sure impressive tonight… But right now its time to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…
Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Gorch Fock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Gorch Fock locks up with Lone Jobber and goes right behind the EWA World Champion and nailing him with shots right to the back of the head…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now fighting his way behind Gorch Fock…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a take down of Gorch Fock and now begins to put the boots to him…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of right hands and now hooks up Gorch Fock… Suplex! No! Gorch Fock escapes and spins Lone Jobber around and takes him off of his feet with an Arm Drag…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Another Arm Drag! By Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet again…
Mark:Gorch Fock now scores with a dropkick as he covers Lone Jobber 1……………2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is slow to get going here in the early going…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet in the corner… Gorch Fock with shots to the midsection and is now hooking up Lone Jobber… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………..Lone Jobber once again kicks out…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is coming out fighting tonight…
Mark:Gorch Fock is making his EWA Debut and he has the tough challenge of beating the EWA World Champion… As Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers to his feet and stops Gorch Fock up on the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is nailing Gorch Fock with a couple of shots before heading up on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber now sets up Gorch Fock… Hurricanranna! From the top rope by El Presidente…
Rhino:Nice move by the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Gorch Fock 1………………..2…………….Kickout by Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Piledriver! As Lone Jobber covers Gorch Fock again 1…………………..2………….. Once again Gorch Fock kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now starting to find his groove in this match up…
Mark:Gorch Fock is getting back up on to his feet… Low Card Kick! No! Gorch Fock ducks the superkick… And now kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and hooks him up… CROWS NEST!
Rhino:Gorch Fock could have Lone Jobber after that Jackhammer…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2…………….3………..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Gorch Fock Flies! Frog Splash! Connects! Right down on to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Gorch Fock could have him right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is in trouble as Gorch Fock hooks the leg 1……………………2……………….3……….NO! Lone Jobber barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think Gorch Fock is looking to put the EWA World Heavyweight Champion away right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock with a kick to the midsection… COME SAIL AWAY! NO! Lone Jobber blocks with a Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Gorch Fock 1…………………2……………..3………….NO! Gorch Fock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Gorch Fock barely kicked out right there…
Mark:Gorch Fock is trying to get back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Gorch Fock 1………………….2………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now building up momentum since winning the 2009 Extreme Bowl and the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:We will see who Lone Jobber will battle at Chaotic Walk later tonight when Triple H and Subway battle… But right now its time to determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship
Special Referee-Shawn Michaels
Doug Kinsella vs Adam Syndal
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Special Referee… From San Antonio, Texas… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing first…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Reloaded” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels calls for the bell and the match up is underway…
Rhino:One of these two men will have a chance to make history next week… When they challenge Shawn Michaels for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Right now Doug Kinsella nails Adam Syndal with a couple of hard uppercuts… A third uppercut by Doug Kinsella knocking Adam Syndal off of his feet…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now with a couple of forearm shots and now whips Adam Syndal off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick! By Doug Kinsella taking Adam Syndal right off of his eet… Doug Kinsella covers Adam Syndal 1…………..2………Kickout by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now pulling Adam Synda back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a double underhook and now drives the knees right in to the face of Adam Syndal… Doug Kinsella now hooks up Adam Syndal for a Double Underhook Suplex! No! Adam Syndal blocks and now takes Doug Kinsella over with a northern lights suplex with a bridge 1as Shawn Michaels makes the count 1………..2……….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now trying to shake off the suplex to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal now hooks up Doug Kinsella from behind… Pump Handle Slam! Driving Doug Kinsella in to the mat… Adam Syndal goes for another cover as HBK makes the count again 1……………..2…………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:So far Shawn Michaels is calling the match down the middle…
Mark:I dont think Shawn Michaels cares who wins… That’s how cocky he is…
Rhino:That’s a good point… Surprised I didn’t think of it…
Mark:Adam Syndal now whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Double Knee Backbreaker!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in trouble now…
Mark:Adam Syndal goes for the cover again 1……….2………..3…No! Doug Kinsella kicks out…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is complaining of a slow count from Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Adam Syndal now drags Doug Kinsella to the corner…
Rhino:It seems like Adam Syndal has something planned for Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Adam Syndal begins to climb the ropes… From behind Doug Kinsella trips up Adam Syndal and now Adam Syndal is hanging in the tree of woe…
Rhino:This is not a good position for Adam Syndal to be in right now…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide! By Doug Kinsella right to the face of Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is in a bit of trouble after taking that shot…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Adam Syndal 1……………..2………….Kickout by Adam Syndal once again…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella wants a faster count…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now staggering up on to his feet… Blackout Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there by Doug Kinsella who believes that is it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Adam Syndal as HBK makes the count 1……………..2…………….3……NO! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella thought he had him there as he complains about the count…
Mark:The count has been pretty fair from Shawn Michaels on both sides…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now looking to put Adam Syndal away…
Mark:Springboard Tornado Senton! No! Adam Syndal moved out of the way and Doug Kinsella hits the canvas…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is in position right now…
Mark:BLINDING LIGHT! NO! Doug Kinsella shoves Adam Syndal right in to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now spinning around after colliding with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Adam Syndal turns around…ROARING LARIAT! NO! Adam Syndal ducks and catches Doug Kinsella right in the head with a Spin Kick!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is dazed ons his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now hooking up Doug Kinsella… SYNDROME! NO! Countered… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet as Doug Kinsella makes the count 1………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now the Number One Contender for Shawn Michaels EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Shawn Michaels are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are ready to tear in to one another…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is saying he is coming for the gold…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just told Doug Kinsella to Suck It…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is walking away… But will he walk away from Saturday Night Torture still the EWA Television Champion? I guess we will find out next week… But now its time to find out who will main event Chaotic Walk as the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Subway and Triple H are face to face in the center of the ring right now…
Rhino:Triple H has said some pretty harsh things towards Subway this week and we have seen a bit of change from Subway in recent days and let see if he can back up what hes been saying…
Mark:Triple H and Subway are now opening up on each other trading right hands back and forth… Subway with a kick to the midsection of Triple H and now nails him with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:Subway is backing Triple H up in the corner…
Mark:Subway now with an irish whip… Triple H with a reversal as he sends Subway hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Subway is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H charges… Subway ducks the clothesline and scores with a neckbreaker on Triple H and now goes right for the cover 1…………..2…..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway comes charging in at Triple H and nails him with a running knee right to the side of the head and now knocks Triple H through the middle ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Triple H…
Rhino:The Game a bit frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Incoming! Subway dives threw the ropes and lands right on Triple H on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is opening up on The Game on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Subway now pulls Triple H up by his head and rams him face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering around ringside right now…
Mark:Subway now grabbing Triple H by the head again and is getting him set up… Subway goes to ram Triple H’s head in to the ring post… Triple H blocks and now shoves Subway right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Triple H saved himself right there…
Mark:Triple H now rolls Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is a bit slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now pulls Subway up and backs him up in the corner with right hands… The Game with a hard irish whip sending Subway off in to the farside…
Rhino:Subway is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running High Knee! By The Game taking Subway right off of his feet…
Rhino:It seems like Triple H has control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops the knee right down in to the face of Subway…. As Triple H now covers Subway 1……………2…….. Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is taking his time right now as he picks apart Subway…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Subway and takes him over with a vertical suplex… Triple H goes for another cover 1……………2………..Kickout by Subway once again…
Rhino:Triple H now thinking up his next move here in this match up as he continues to pick apart Subway…
Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet… Triple H shoots him off in to the ropes… Spinebuster! No! DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Both men are down and trying to make their way back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Triple H is dazed as he gets back up…
Mark:Subway now starts to nail Triple H with shots as he now kicks Triple H in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker! Subway covers Triple H 1…………2…….. The Game kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H slow to get back up on to his feet as Subway trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Subway now hooks up Triple H… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:Subway covers Triple H again 1………………..2………….3……No! Triple H kicks out again…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:The Game now trying to get back up on to his feet…Subway charges and scores with a Running Knee Lift!
Rhino:The Game is spinning around dazed after that big knee…
Mark:Subway now kicks Triple H in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:Triple H looks to be out of it…
Mark:Subway covers Triple H 1………………….2…………..3……..NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway had thought he had him right there…
Mark:Triple H is trying to pull himself up on to his feet by the ropes… Subway charges at Triple H… Triple H ducks and back drops Subway over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is now trying to regroup and get back in to this fight…
Mark:The Game goes to the outside of the ring and now whips Subway right in to the Steel Guard Rail!
Rhino:Subway is stagger around…
Mark:Triple H hooks him up… DDT! Right on to the ringside floor…
Rhino:Subway looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Triple H is pulling him up on to his feet and rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H has a smile on his face as he knows he has Subway beat…
Mark:Triple H covers Subway as the referee makes the count 1…………………..2……………..3………….NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game thought he had him and he is starting to get a little mad…
Mark:Subway is now being pulled back up on to his feet by Triple H and is now setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not where Subway wants to be…
Mark:The Game is now hooking up Subway… Superplex! No! Subway blocks and nails Triple H with a headbutt…
Rhino:The Game is dazed…
Mark:One more headbutt by Subway knocking Triple H off the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet… Flying Shoulder Block! By Subway taking Triple H right off of his feet…
Rhino:Subway could have him right now…
Mark:Subway covers Triple H 1……………….2……………….3………….NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one as Subway now is waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet… Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Triple H ducks… Triple H spins Subway around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Subway was just drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H falls on top of Subway as the referee makes the count 1………………..2……………….3……………..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This could be the end of the line for Subway as Triple H is about to become the New Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! LOW BLOW! By Subway…
Rhino:That’s one way to counter the Pedigree…
Mark:Triple H dazed on his feet… Subway hooks him up… DOUBLE ARM DDT!
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:Subway covers Triple H 1…………………2………………3……………NO! The Game Gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway is now waiting for Triple H to get back up…
Mark:The Game turns around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Subway falls on top of Triple H 1……………………2…………………..3……………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Triple H got his shoulder up…
Mark:Subway cant believe that Triple H just kicked out of the Subline…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out of it as he tries tog et back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway lines up Triple H… SUBLINE! NO! Triple H ducks and now kicks Subway in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Triple H believes he has him right now…
Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1…………………..2………………3……………..NO! Subway gets his foot on the ropes…
Rhino:The Game can not believe it…
Mark:Triple H is wondering what he has to do to put Subway away tonight…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is turning around… Triple H kicks Subway in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Subway counters… Small Package! 1…………………2…………3………………NO! The Game kicks out…
Rhino:Subway almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:Both men are getting back up… Triple H goes in after Subway… Subway kicks Triple H in the midsection and opens on Triple H… Big Right Hand! By Subway…
Rhino:The Game is dazed…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Triple H ducks and spins Subway around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s a second pedigree…
Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1…………………2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:It will be Triple H and Lone Jobber one more time for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Chaotic Walk…. Right now its time for our Main Event for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Josh Stewart(c) vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… “Dead Eye” ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds…Representing The Alliance…The EWA Total Impact Champion…JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Well our Main Event is now underway… Josh Stewart ties up with Alan Matthews… Alan Mathews goes behind Josh Stewart and nails him with a couple of shots from behind and now takes Josh Stewart off of his feet with a take down from behind…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now going right for the legs of Josh Stewart…
Mark:Alan Mtthews is now going for the Figure Four… Josh Stewart kicks him away from putting the sharpshooter…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is back up on his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… Josh Stewart goes for a clothesline… Drop Toe Hold by Alan Matthews…Alan Matthews floats right over in to a STF…
Rhino:Josh Stewart gets right in to the ropes to break up the STF attempt…
Mark:You can see the game plan of Alan Matthews to go for the submission early and often…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to become the EWA Total Impact Champion and he knows what he has to do to get the job done…
Mark:Alan Matthews and Josh Stewart lock back up in the center of the ring… Alan Matthews goes behind Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart quickly goes behind Alan Matthews… Josh Stewart is going for the Crossface!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now the one who is quickly to go to the ropes…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets to the ropes before Josh Stewart could lock in the crossface…
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Alan Matthews have a bit of a stare down right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart goes for a right hand and now kicks him in the midsection and scores with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Josh Stewart now stomping away at the midsection of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews getting back up on to his feet as Josh Stewart nails him with shots to the midsection and now hooks him up… Gutbuster! Driving the air right out of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Josh Stewart just came off the ropes and dropped an elbow right in to the lower back of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Josh Stewart goes right for the Boston Crab!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is sitting right on the back of the challenger…
Mark:Alan Matthews is crawling to the ropes as fast as he can…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to shift his weight to make sure it doesn’t happen…
Mark:Alan Matthews is able to reach out and get to the ropes…
Rhino:The hold must be broken but you can see Alan Matthews in a little bit of pain…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now pulling Alan Matthews back up on to his feet… Eye for an Eye! No! Alan Matthews blocks and shoves Josh Stewart in the corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is staggering backwards…
Mark:Chopblock! By Alan Matthews taking the legs right out from underneath the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is holding on to his right leg right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now goes right for it… Sharpshooter! By Alan Matthews as he has Josh Stewart trapped in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in pain right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to keep Josh Stewart from getting to the ropes…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to crawl to the ropes as best as he can…
Mark:The fans are getting behind the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is almost to the ropes…
Mark:Josh Stewart reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Josh Stewart to turn around… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Josh Stewart escapes…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is firing back with right hands to Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets shot off in to the ropes… RETURN OF THE STEW! NO! Alan Matthews ducks the 720 kick…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is going back in for the kill…
Mark:Figure Four! No! Josh Stewart blocks and curls him up in to the small package…
Rhino:There are no pinfalls…
Mark:Both men are getting up on their feet… Alan Matthews charges… Josh Stewart kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… BRAIN STEW!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has been laid out with the Brain Stew…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now hooking up Alan Matthews… COBRA CLUTCH!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to choke out Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to fight the urge of giving up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is reaching out for the ropes…
Mark:Josh Stewart pulls him back in to the center of the ring..The referee checks on Alan Matthews… The Arm goes up… And it goes down… The Referee is Stopping The Match! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is leaving Thursday Night Chaos still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart still has his title… Will Shawn Michaels still have his next week when he battles Doug Kinsella for the EWA Television Championshp… We will see you at Saturday Night Torture…Good Night Everyone!