Saturday Night Torture 06-20-09
Mark:We are live in Portland, Oregon for Saturday Night Torture… And what a line up we have for everyone here tonight Rhino… Including our Double Main Event…
Rhino:We will see Subway and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph team up to take on Alan Matthews and EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber…
Mark:Can Alan Matthews and Lone Jobber co-exist? We will find out tonight… Also tonight we will see the Doug Kinsella battle Al Snow…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam will be the Special Guest Referee and one has to wonder which way he will call it…
Mark:Plus we will finally determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship when Mya Parks battles Ivory…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon will be the referee for that one…
Mark:It should be a great night of action all together and lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Chris Kane vs J-Twisted
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHRIS KANE!
(“I Stand Alone” plays as Chris Kane enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted gets right up in to the face of Chirs Kane and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted is connecting with those shots…
Mark:J-Twisted whips Chris Kane off in to the ropes… Reversal by Chris Kane… J-Twisted comes off the ropes as Chris Kane charges and takes J-Twisted off of his feet with a running clothesline…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Chris Kane charges in at J-Twisted in the corner… Clothesline!
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Side Walk Slam! By Chris Kane dropping J-Twisted down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Kane is coming out and over powering J-Twisted at the moment…
Mark:Chris Kane covers J-Twisted 1………………2………….Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Chris Kane is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Kane is nailing J-Twisted with a couple of hard shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Those shots are really hammering him hard…
Mark:Chris Kane now scoops up J-Twisted… Running Powerslam! No! J-Twisted slides off of Chris Kane’s shoulders and now shoves the big man off in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Kane is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By J-Twisted driving Chris Kane face first in to the mat…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Chris Kane is staggering back up… J-Twisted comes off the top rope… Flying Doubled Fisted Punch!
Rhino:J-Twisted flew in the air like Superman…
Mark:Chris Kane is now trying to get back up on to his feet… J-Twisted hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:J-Twisted is back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects! By J-Twisted as he now covers Chris Kane 1……………….2…………3………NO! Chris Kane gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now waiting for Chris Kane to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is looking to put him away…
Mark:ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Chris Kane blocks and now scoops up J-Twisted… THE ELIMINATOR! NO!
Rhino:J-Twisted was able to escape…
Mark:J-Twisted spins Chris Kane around and now hooks him up… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:Chris Kane was planted…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Chris Kane 1……………….2………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted continues to build up momentum with each victory…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see if Ivory or Mya Parks can walk out with the Number One Contendership for the EWA Womens Championship… But right now its back to the ring for more action…
Justice Taylor vs Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Big Apple… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… VELVET SKY!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From New York, Ny… Weighing in ag 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:Velvet Sky and Justice Taylor lock up in the center of the ring… Both women are battling for position… Justice Taylor is now backing Velvet Sky up in to the corner…Justice Taylor with a couple of hard chops right across the chest of Velvet Sky in the corner…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is lighting her up…
Mark:Justice Taylor now whips Velvet Sky off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges and scores with a Flying Clothesline! Justice Taylor covers Velvet Sky 1……………2……….Kickout by Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Justice Taylor now scoops up Velvet Sky and slams her down to the canvas… Justice Taylor now comes off the ropes… Leg Drop!
Rhino:Velvet Sky is in trouble right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor covers Velvet Sky 1………………2…………Kickout by Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now pulling Velvet Sky back up on to her feet by her hair…
Mark:Velvet Sky rakes the eyes of Justice Taylor stopping the next move she had planned…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now firing back shots to Justice Taylor…
Mark:Velvet Sky with a Snapmare! Followed by a hard kick right to the back of Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Hard kick right there by Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers Justice Taylor 1……………..2…………Kickout by Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now pulling Justice Taylor back up on to her feet…
Mark:Velvet Sky hooks up Justice Taylor… Russian Leg Sweep! As Velvet Sky goes for another cover 1……………….2…………Kickout by Justice Taylor once again…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Velvet Sky is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Reversed by Justice Taylor as she covers Velvet Sky 1………………2……………3……NO! Velvet Sky kicks out…
Rhino:Justice Taylor almost stole the victory away from Velvet Sky…
Mark:Justice Taylor now kicks Velvet Sky in the midsection and is now hooking her up… DDT! NO! Velvet Sky counters out… BLONDE AMBITION!
Rhino:Justice Taylor has been laid out…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers Justice Taylor 1………………2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VELVET SKY!
Rhino:Velvet Sky walks out victorious in her return match here in the EWA…
Mark:We will see her partner Angelina Love in action in a little while…As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Gorch Fock vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays a Gorch Fock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“New Divide” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Gorch Fock with a couple of right hands and now sends Gorch Fock off in to the ropes…Big Daddy Ace goes for a clothesline… Gorch Fock ducks and comes off the ropes… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:That headscissors took Big Daddy Ace right off of his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock charges… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:That sent Big Daddy Ace across the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up and Gorch Fock scores with a Running Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is coming out on fire to start off this match…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………..2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now pulling Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gorch Fock hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drops him face first in to the mat with a Front Face Suplex! Gorch Fock covers Big Daddy Ace again 1………………2……………Kickout once again by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has yet to get in to a groove so far…
Mark:Gorch Fock goes behind Big Daddy Ace… German Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been laid out…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now up on to the top rope… Frog Splash! No! Big Daddy Ace gets his knees up…
Rhino:Gorch Fock went for high risk and it didn’t pay off…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now back up to his feet and starts to nail Gorch Fock with right hands and backs him up in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace whips Gorch Fock off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to get going now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Gorch Fock… Jackhammer!
Rhino:Gorch Fock drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Gorch Fock 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gorch Fock is back up in to the corner as Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Gorch Fock up on the top rope…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is in trouble…
Mark:Superplex! No! Gorch Fock blocks and headbutts Big Daddy Ace off the top rope…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:This time it paid off for Gorch Fock…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2…………..3…….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one for Gorch Fock…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is looking to put Big Daddy Ace away right here and now…
Mark:COME SAIL AWAY! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes out of the powerbomb… Gorch Fock turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Time Spear by the Big Tyme Playa…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Gorch Fock… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Look out!
Rhino:Shane McMahon is running down the isle…
Mark:Shane McMahon is running in to the ring with a chair… Shane McMahon swings… Big Daddy Ace ducks and tosses Shane McMahon out of the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon just tried to sneak attack on Big Daddy Ace and it didn’t pay off…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now covers Gorch Fock 1……………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace with the victory tonight as he gets set to take on Shane McMahon at High Stakes…
Mark:Will Big Daddy Ace be able to take care of Shane McMahon and get control of the EWA or will he have to work for Shane McMahon… We will see what happens at High Stakes… But now its back for more action…
Alexis Laree vs Angelina Love
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… ANGELINA LOVE!
(“Angels on my Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Angelina Love goes right after Alexis Laree nailing her with a couple of hard forearm shots…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is coming back with a couple of shots of her own…
Mark:Angelina Love now whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Angelina Love goes for a back elbow… Alexis Laree ducks underneath… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Crossbody! 1…………….2…………Kickout by Angelina Love…
Rhino:Angelina Love gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a couple of shots and now kicks Angelina Love in the midsection… Snap Suplex! In to a Float Over Pin by Alexis Laree 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Angelina Love…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is pulling Angelina Love up by her hair…
Mark:Alexis Laree now backs Angelina Love up in to the corner and now nails her with a hard forearm shot right to the face… Alexis Laree now whips Angelina Love off in to the farside…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in… Angelina Love gets her boots up in to the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is spinning around…
Mark:Angelina Love charges at Alexis Laree…Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:She caught Alexis Laree square right in the face…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Alexis Laree 1………………2…………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up…
Mark:Angelina Love with a Snapmare! Running Baseball Slide! Right to the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble now…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Alexis Laree 1………………….2……………3…No! Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Close near fall…
Mark:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet slowly… BOTOX INJECTION!
Rhino:That kick just laid out Angelina Love…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2…………..3……….NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Angelina Love thought she had her right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Angelina Love is looking to put her away…
Mark:LIGHTS OUT! NO! Alexis Laree blocks and is now firing back with shots to Angelina Love…
Rhino:There is fight left in Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree sends Angelina Love off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press with right hands by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is taking it right to Angelina Love…
Mark:Angelina Love is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has her lined up…
Mark:CHICK KICK! Alexis Laree now covers Angelina Love 1…………….2…………3……….NO! Angelina Love gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her beat…
Mark:Angelina Love is now slow to get back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree hooks up Angelina Love… LAREE DDT! NO!
Rhino:Angelina Love is fighting back…
Mark:Angelina Love now hooks up Alexis Laree… LIGHTS OUT! NO! Blocked… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Angelina Love has been laid out…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Angelina Love 1……………..2……………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree with a hard fought victory here tonight over Angelina Love…
Mark:Its time to find out who will go to High Stakes to battle for the EWA Womens Championship…Wait a moment…Something is going on backstage…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon and Mya Parks are getting in to it…
Mark:Mya Parks just rammed Stephanie McMahon in to the Trash Can…
Rhino:I dont think Stephanie McMahon will be able to referee this next match…
Mark:Officials are now trying to get Mya Parks to head to the ring as we get set for this next match up…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship
Ivory vs Mya Parks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first..From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…MYA PARKS!
(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…. From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… IVORY!
(Ivory’s Theme Plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:Ivory attacks Mya Parks before the bell starts…
Rhino:Ivory tackled her and is now nailing her with right hands…
Mark:Ivory is now on top of Mya Parks and is now ramming Mya Parks head in to the mat…
Rhino:The referee now finally calls for the bell…
Mark:Ivory is now pulling Mya Parks back up on to her feet and is now backing her up in the corner and is now choking the life out of Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is in a bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Ivory scoops up Mya Parks and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ivory is now getting up on the middle rope…
Mark:Shoulder Block! By Ivory laying out Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks has been taken off her game here to start off this match…
Mark:Ivory covers Mya Parks 1…………2………Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ivory whips Mya Parks off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! No! Mya Parks cradles her up with a pin 1…………2…………Kickout by Ivory…
Rhino:Both women are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Ivory now charges at Mya Parks… Mya Parks ducks the clothesline and now spins her around and starts nailing her with right hands…Mya Parks now hooks up Ivory… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Ivory is hurting right now…
Mark:Mya Parks covers Ivory 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Ivory…
Rhino:Ivory is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mya Parks now scoops up Ivory… Ivory slides off the shoulder of Mya Parks and shoves her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Mya Parks is staggering backwards…
Mark:Ivory hooks her up… Reverse DDT! No! Mya Parks with elbows to the midsection and now shoves her off in to the ropes… Low Dropkick!
Rhino:Ivory’s head is now on the middle ropes…
Mark:202! By Mya Parks…
Rhino:Big time move right there…
Mark:Ivory is spinning around… Mya Parks hooks her up… IMPACT! As Mya Parks covers Ivory 1……………….2…………3…….ITS OVER1
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MYA PARKS!
Rhino:Mya Parks is now the number one contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:She has already sent the message to Stephanie McMahon with their altercation before the match up… And now they will battle for the EWA Womens Championship at High Stakes… As we now get set for more action…
Triple H vs Dante Daevain
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing First… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H gets up in to the face of Dante Daevain and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H just looked right in the face of the Devil Himself and slapped him…I dont think it was a smart move…
Mark:Dante Daevain comes back and starts nailing Triple H with right hands… Dante Daevain now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:That knocked Triple H right off of his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain now charges at Triple H and nails him with a hard boot right to the face and Triple H goes to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Game is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is now getting back up on the ring apron… Dante Daevain goes in after Triple H and slingshots him back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Game is backing off in the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain comes in after Triple H… Triple H grabs him by the trunks and now drives him shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is turning around holding his shoulder…
Mark:Single Arm DDT! By Triple H laying out Dante Daevain… Triple H covers Dante Daevain 1………………2……Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Triple H is now beginning to work over the arm of Dante Daevain…
Mark:You see people take the legs out of a bigger man… But Triple H is going to stop the power of Dante Daevain by going after the arm… Triple H with a hammer lock and now drives Dante Daevain shoulder first back in to the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is hurting…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Dante Daevain and takes him over with a Suplex! Triple H covers Dante Daevain 1……………2………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Triple H is now stretching out the arm of Dante Daevain…
Mark:Triple H comes off the ropes… Knee Drop! No! Dante Daevain moves his arm…
Rhino:Triple H got all canvas right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain now charges at Triple H and drives his knee right in to the midsection of Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now holding on to his midsection…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Triple H… Gutwrench Powerbomb! As Triple H has been driven right in to the mat…
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Triple H 1……………….2…………3…No! Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now hooking up Triple H… LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN! NO! Triple H blocks and now spins Dante Daevain around… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Another Single Arm DDT right to the arm of Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now slow to get back up… Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Dante Daevain has been drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Dante Daevain… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Dante Daevain 1……………2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H victorious here tonight over Dante Daevain…
Mark:Triple H is asking for the microphone and I guess he has something to say…
HHH:The Challenge is still on the table… I will be waiting in the ring at High Stakes… 10,000 Dollars Sid… Will be all yours… Show up and Beat Me…That’s all you gotta do… Man Up Sid… Or never EVER show your face in the EWA… Ever AGAIN!
Mark:Will Sid Vicious accept Triple H’s Challenge? We will hopefully find out as we head in to High Stakes… But right now the Number One Contender Doug Kinsella is in action…
Doug Kinsella vs Al Snow
Special Ref-Rob Van Dam
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…The Special Guest Referee.. The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants…Introducing first…From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Rob Van Dam calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Doug Kinsella and Al Snow lock up in the center of the ring as both men battle for position… Doug Kinsella with a Headlock on Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Al Snow with elbows to the midsection of Doug Kinsella and now sends him off in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes and Al Snow connects with a Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets back up…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up Doug Kinsella and slams him straight down to the canvas…Al Snow comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop! By Al Snow right down in to the midsection of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Al Snow is now putting the boots to Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Al Snow is now hooking up Doug Kinsella…Snow Plex!
Rhino:Nice wheelbarrow suplex right there by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow makes the count as RVD makes the count 1……………2…………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Fair count from the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Al Snow is now hooking up Doug Kinsella… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is dazed after those Headbutts…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up Doug Kinsella… DDT!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is down right now…
Mark:Al Snow makes the count on Doug Kinsella as RVD makes the count 1……………2………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella once again…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is slow to get back up…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Doug Kinsella for a Suplex… Doug Kinsella escapes out of the suplex and now spins Al Snow around and takes him down with a hard European Uppercut…
Rhino:That knocked Al Snow right off of his feet…
Mark:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella lines up Al Snow and connects with a Superkick! As Doug Kinsella now covers Al Snow as RVD makes the count 1……………………2…….Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is saying for RVD to make a faster count…
Mark:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella charges… Running STO! Taking Al Snow off of his feet… As Doug Kinsella once again goes for the cover 1…………………….2………….Kickout by Al Snow once again…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella thinks that the count has been slow…
Mark:Al Snow is slow to get back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella lines him up… DK CUTTER! NO! Al Snow blocks and now spins Doug Kinsella around… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! As RVD makes the count 1…………….2…………3…No! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now getting back up on to his feet… Al Snow scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Al Snow is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! By Al Snow… As Al Snow makes another cover 1…………………2…………3…..No! Doug Kinsella kicks out again…
Rhino:Very close right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella right now seems to be out of it… Al Snow hooks up Doug Kinsella… DDT!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out…
Mark:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Al Snow is going to take a big chance right here and now…
Mark:MOONSAULT! NO! Doug Kinsella moves out of the way…
Rhino:Al Snow crashed and burned…
Mark:Al Snow is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up as well…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now with right hands to Al Snow and now whips him off in to the ropes… BLACKOUT KICK!
Rhino:Big Pele kick right there by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Al Snow as RVD makes the count 1……………………2……………………3…NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is complaining to RVD about the slow count…
Mark:RVD is saying its fair and square…
Rhino:Here comes Doug Kinsella…
Mark:SPRINGBOARD TORNADO SENTON! Connects! As Doug Kinsella hooks the leg as RVD makes the count 1……………………2…………………………3……NO! Al Snow kicks out…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is frustrated right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is getting heated with RVD…
Rhino:I dont think he should be doing that…
Mark:Doug Kinsella just slapped RVD…
Rhino:I think Doug Kinsella just crossed the line right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes back after Al Snow… RVD spins Doug Kinsella around… Spin Kick!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Al Snow is up… SNOW PLOW!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out…
Mark:Al Snow covers Doug Kinsella as RVD makes the count 1……………2……….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella crossed the line and RVD made him pay for it as Al Snow capitalized and picked up the victory over the Number One Contender…
Mark:It will be Doug Kinsella and Rob Van Dam for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at High Stakes… As we now get set for our Main Event…
Subway & Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Alan Matthews & Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one Fall… Introducing first… Team Number One…First… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Grand Rapids, Mi…Weighing in a 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews starting things out for their respective teams… Alan Matthews goes right in and scores with a couple of hard uppercuts right to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Alan Matthews kicks Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in the midsection and now hooks up Alan Matthews… Suplex right on to the top rope!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is hanging on the top rope…
Mark:Alan Matthews pushes down on to the top rope and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes falling back in to the ring…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now putting the boots to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph counters with a head scissors…
Rhino:Nice counter by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Alan Matthews is getting back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph holds him wide open as Subway gets the tag… As Subway connects with a hard kick to the midsection of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is now opening up on Alan Matthews…
Mark:Subway now hooks up Alan Matthews and connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Subway is now following it up with boots right to the ribs…
Mark:Subway lifts up Alan Matthews and slams him back down to the mat…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets tagged back in…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph slingshots himself back in to the ring and scores with a leg drop… As Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Alan Matthews 1……………2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Subway are working well as a tag team so far…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes behind Alan Matthews… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Alan Matthews lands on his feet and now hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews crawls towards his corner and tags in Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber really wasn’t reaching for the tag but took it…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is back up on his feet and Lone Jobber nails him with right hands…Lone Jobber now kicks him right in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………2………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Hangmans Neckbreaker! By Lone Jobber laying out Troy Joseph…
Rhino:You can see Subway is trying to encourage Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph again 1……………….2……………Kickout again by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just tagged in Alan Matthews…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… Northern Lights Suplex! No! Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a dropkick to Alan Matthews catching him right in the face…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now trying to make the tag…
Mark:Subway gets the tag from Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Alan Matthews tags in Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Subway are now trading shots back and forth…Subway now whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers back up…
Mark:Subway kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in trouble…
Mark:Subway covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2……………3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway kicks him in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:El Presidente has been dropped right on his head…
Mark:Subway now tags in Troy “The Rampage” Joseph who is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects! As now Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers the EWA Total Impact Champion 1………………….2………………3……..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to pull himself up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out of it…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Lone Jobber 1……………………2……………..3……NO! Alan Matthews comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Subway has come in to the ring and is now fighting with Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews and Subway are going back and forth right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Alan Matthews ducks and back drops Subway out of the ring…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now fighting with him on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered back up… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph kicks him in the midsection… POWERBOMB! NO! Lone Jobber escapes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is out…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover… But the referee isnt counting…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is the legal man…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls Lone Jobber off of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and now Alan Matthews covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………….2……………..3……… NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews now waits for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to turn around…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is going to put him away…
Mark:Alan Matthews has Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just knocked out Alan Matthews with that low card kick…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph falls on top of Alan Matthews for the cover 1………………..2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners SUBWAY & TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:The Lone Jobber and Alan Matthews alliance didn’t work tonight and I know they will be wanting to tear in to one another at High Stakes…
Mark:It will be Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews challenging Lone Jobber for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Who will spin the wheel and make the right deal? We will find out at High Stakes… Good Night Everyone!
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