Halloween Hellraiser 2009
Mark:We are live in Portland, Maine for the Annual Halloween Hellraiser… And Rhino, we have a great line up of matches for everyone here tonight on what could be one hell of a Halloween for the EWA… And it starts with the Main Event…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is looking to become the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion when he challenges J-Twisted for the gold…
Mark:This match up will be a Finals Moments Match which means anything can happen…
Rhino:Anything can and probably will happen when someone gets Buried Alive tonight…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be up for grabs when Troy “The Rampage” Joseph defends against William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell has had possession of Troy Joseph’s belt for the last couple of weeks… Now Troy Joseph gets a chance to regain his property…
Mark:It will take place in a Smashing Caskets Match…
Rhino:Those are always fun…
Mark:Plus alot more exciting Halloween Tricks and Treats tonight as we get set for our first match up here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…
Baptism By Blood Match
The Undertaker vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Baptism By Blood Match… Introducing first… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 299 Pounds… Accompained to the ring by Paul Bearer… THE UNDERTAKER!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Mark:Al Snow gets right up in the face of The Undertaker and slaps The Deadman right across the face…
Rhino:No sign of movement from The Undertaker…
Mark:Al Snow goes for a right hand and connects but there is no effect on The Undertaker… Al Snow reaches back and goes for a right hand… The Undertaker blocks and grabs the arm of Al Snow and starts nailing Al Snow with right hands of his own…
Rhino:Al Snow is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:The Undertaker whips Al Snow off in to the ropes… The Undertaker goes for a clothesline… Al Snow ducks underneath the clothesline and now floats over in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow is putting boots right to The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Al Snow with shots to the midsection of The Undertaker in the corner… Al Snow whips The Undertaker off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Undertaker is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Al Snow…
Rhino:Remember the rules of this match up is to dump blood on your opponent…
Mark:Al Snow is now heading to the outside of the ring and looks to be bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:The Undertaker is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow swings a chair and nails The Undertaker right in the face and knocks him out of the ring between the ropes…
Rhino:Al Snow loaded up and took a big swing and knocked The Undertaker out of the ring…
Mark:The Undertaker is getting up on to his feet… Al Snow launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on to The Undertaker on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is now hammering The Undertaker with right hands…
Mark:Al Snow is really taking it to The Undertaker thus far…
Rhino:We are seeing a real aggressive side of Al Snow tonight…
Mark:Al Snow with an irish whip… Reversal by The Undertaker and Al Snow goes hard in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Al Snow went hard in to the steps…
Mark:Al Snow is now staggering up on to his feet… The Undertaker picks up the steel steps and nails Al Snow right in the face with the Steel Steps…
Rhino:That knocked Al Snow backwards right in to the steel ramp…
Mark:Al Snow is trying to crawl up the ramp to get away from The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Deadman is stalking his prey right now…
Mark:Al Snow is up and turns around… Big Boot! By The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker is trying to drag Al Snow towards where the cauldron of blood is hanging…
Mark:Al Snow with a Low Blow! To The Undertaker…
Rhino:That is going to stop The Undertaker in his tracks…
Mark:Al Snow now gets up on to his feet…Al Snow hooks up The Undertaker… PILEDRIVER!
Rhino:The Undertaker dropped right on his head in to the Steel…
Mark:Al Snow is now dragging The Undertaker in to position…
Rhino:Al Snow walks over to the rope…
Mark:The Undertaker sits up!
Rhino:The Undertaker got up before Al Snow could pull the rope…
Mark:Al Snow goes after The Undertaker and starts nailing The Undertaker with right hands…
Rhino:The Undertaker is firing back with shots of his own…
Mark:Al Snow kicks The Undertaker in the midsection and hooks him up… Vertical Suplex! No! The Undertaker blocks and connects with a Front Suplex driving Al Snow in to the steel…
Rhino:Al Snow is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Al Snow by the throat…
Rhino:Chokeslam coming…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! DDT! By Al Snow…
Rhino:Really nice counter by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow is now trying to setup The Undertaker…
Rhino:This could be the end of the line for the Phenom…
Mark:Al Snow is now hooking up The Undertaker… SNOW PLOW! NO! The Undertaker blocks and connects with a hard kick right to Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is dazed…
Mark:The Undertaker now scoops up Al Snow… TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
Rhino:That’s Gotta be it…
Mark:The Undertaker drags Al Snow in to position…
Rhino:There is no movement coming from Al Snow…
Mark:The Undertaker pulls the ropes and here comes The Blood!
Rhino:Al Snow is covered in Blood!
Mark:This Match up is Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE UNDERTAKER!
Rhino:The Undertaker gets back on to the winning track with the victory here tonight over Al Snow…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship is going to be on the line as Troy Joseph takes on William McConnell… As we now get set for more action…
Alexis Laree vs Brianna Alvarez
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 114 Pounds… BRIANNA ALVAREZ!
(“Haunted” plays as Brianna Alvarez enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” Plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree and Brianna Alvarez lock up in the center of the ring… Alexis Laree with a side headlock as she grinds away at Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is fighting out of it…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez shoves Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Hiptoss! By Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets right back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around and Brianna Alvarez scores with a Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Alexis Laree back in to the ropes…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez charges in at Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline from Brianna Alvarez and nails her with a back drop…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez lands on the apron…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around and Brianna Alvarez nails her with a Shoulder Block! Slingshot in to the Roll Up! 1…………………2…………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez charges in… Monkey Flip! No! Alexis Laree holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez’s head bounces right off the mat…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez staggers up on to her feet… Alexis Laree charges and nails her with a clothesline!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez got spun inside out with that clothesline…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up Brianna Alvarez…Float Over Suplex! 1………………..2………….Kickout by Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Brianna Alvarez to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now whips Brianna Alvarez off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Running Splash! No! Brianna Alvarez moves out of the way…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering backwards…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez hooks up Alexis Laree.. Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………….2…………..3….No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:It looks like Brianna Alvarez is looking to put Alexis Laree away…
Rhino:Alexis Laree turns around…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez hooks her up… LIGHTS OUT! NO! Alexis Laree is fighting out of it…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting nailed with elbows right to the head of Brianna Alvarez…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez is spinning around… CHICK KICK! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Big kick right there…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez staggers up on to her feet… Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Brianna Alvarez 1…………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets back on track with a victory here tonight over Brianna Alvarez…
Mark:We are going to be seeing four EWA Ladies compete for the EWA Womens Championship later on tonight as we get set for more action here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…
Black Scorpion vs Steele vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… The BLACK SCORPION!
(Black Scorpion’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds…STEELE!
(“Wings of a Butterfly” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break Down The Walks” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wheres Chris Jericho?
Mark:Im not… Wait a minute I am being told something is going on in the backstage area…
Rhino:That’s Chris Jericho!
Mark:Chris Jericho has been laid out in the backstage area…
Rhino:EWA Officials are pulling someone away from Chris Jericho…
Mark:Wait… They are pulling Josh Stewart away from Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Did Josh Stewart lay out Chris Jericho?
Mark:That’s the way it looks…
Rhino:I wonder why Josh Stewart would do such a thing…
Mark:Steele just attacked Black Scorpion as the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:Steele is just opening up on Black Scorpion…
Mark:Steele whips Black Scorpion off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Black Scorpion is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steele now starts driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Black Scorpion in the corner… Steele whips Black Scorpion off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Black Scorpion is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Steele hooks up Black Scorpion… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Black Scorpion is dazed as he is spinning around…
Mark:Steele scoops him up and slams him down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Steele is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Black Scorpion gets back up on to his feet.. Flying Shoulder Block! Missed! By Steele…
Rhino:Black Scorpion moved out of the way…
Mark:Steele gets back up on to his feet.. Black Scorpion nails Steele with a clothesline…
Rhino:Steele gets right back up…
Mark:Black Scorpion now kicks Steele in the midsection… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Steele dropped right on his head…
Mark:Black Scorpion covers Steele 1…………………2…………..3…No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Black Scorpion now waits for Steele to get back up on to his feet… Black Scorpion kicks Steele in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Steele has been laid out…
Mark:Black Scorpion is now heading up on to the top rope… BIG SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:Black Scorpion hooks the leg 1……………….2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BLACK SCORPION!
Rhino:Another week and Black Scorpion pulls out another victory here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:We are going backstage right now as I am being told that Lone Jobber is doing something backstage…
(Jobber is seen walking backstage with a yellow EWA totebag from shop.ewazone.com full of candy. He stops at a door marked Dx and grins. Knocks and waits…)
HBK: (from inside the locker room) Hello?
Jobber: Trick or Treats!
(Shawn Michaels opens up the door)
HBK:What do you want?
Jobber: It’s an easy enough contract. Trick or Treat. You give me candy, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups hopefully, or I “trick”, which means, fuck yo shit up. Legal Extortion.
HBK:Arent you a little too old to be trick or treating?
Jobber: Um, no. Unlike some holidays, which I learned the hard way, Halloween is perfectly fine for adults as well. But stop this yabbering and give me shit… old man.
HBK:Now that I am looking you over…What are you suppose to be?
Jobber: Well I was trying to go as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but then I wouldn’t be “dressing up” in my own gear now would I, so… I’m going as this one guy, the bag I got it from said it’s for Icons, Headliners, and Main Eventers… figured it would fit me then, but the inseam is a little tight.
HBK:Well of course this is the costume that you decided to choose… Who wouldn’t… I mean its the only way you might actually feel like a winner…
Jobber: I know, makes me almost feel Glorius.. but they were out of that one.. now then.. candy.
HBK:You really think im going to give you candy?
Jobber: Trick… or… Treat.
HBK:You know what, I think I have something for you after all… Give a moment…
(Digs Through his pocket)
HBK:Here you go… I think you will enjoy this more than a piece of candy…
(Shawn Michaels puts a Penny in Lone Jobber’s Bag)
Jobber: A penny? Really? Come on I know you gotta have something of actual worth man. Your really digging into prime treating time homie.
HBK:Yes a penny… You arent worth any more.
Jobber: I’m with a Million and Four bucks pal.
HBK:Whatever you say, Jericho… I mean, Jobber… Whatever you say. Maybe one day you will be worth day… which would probably be the day after you beat me…
Jobber: Tough words for a guy who needed everything to go wrong to even care about his best friend.
HBK:At least I have a best friend… Cant say that about you.
Jobber:Your confusing me with the guy who tries to be you the other 364 days in the year. Unlike Mr. Cain, Ned and Jay actually are cool with me.
HBK:Yeah whatever you say. Dont you have more people to annoy?
Jobber: I’ll get to them, when I finish getting candy from you. So now then, I think we’re wasting plenty of time, the good people want to make sure we have enough time on the sheets for a haunted house you know, so cough up the goods.
(Shawn Michaels slams the door in Lone Jobber’s Face)
Jobber: Well, that’s just not kosher. But damn it, what am I supposed to do now? Angle doesn’t want a piece of me… and I’m kinda stuck with this outfit…. hmm…
(Jobber walks off grinning)
Mark:Well its back to the ring for more action.
Trick or Treat Match
Triple H vs CM Punk
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Trick or Treat Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:CM Punk attacks Triple H as he was getting in to the ring…
Rhino:That’s one way to catch a person off guard and get the advantage…
Mark:CM Punk is backing Triple H up in to the corner and is now nailing him with shots in to the corner… Big Kick! Right to the side of the head of Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner after that kick…
Mark:CM Punk charges… Running Bulldog! By CM Punk driving Triple H in to the mat…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk charges and kicks Triple H right in to the midsection…
Rhino:CM Punk is now walking over to the corner…
Mark:As you can see there are four boxes hanging above the ring and what you can get in those boxes is either a trick or a treat…
Rhino:CM Punk has climbed up the ropes…
Mark:CM Punk pulls on the string… Feathers!
Rhino:Well that’s not the Treat that CM Punk was hoping for…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet… CM Punk lines up Triple H… Side Kick! No! Triple H grabs the leg of CM Punk and spins him around… Clothesline!
Rhino:Triple H tried to take CM Punk’s head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Triple H is now mounting CM Punk and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Triple H just starts hammering away with those shots…
Mark:Triple H now pulls CM Punk up on to his feet and now sends CM Punk off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H laying out CM Punk…
Rhino:The Game is now heading over to the corner…
Mark:Triple H pulls on the rope…
Rhino:Wow!
Mark:Its a Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Did you just see Triple H’s face light up when he saw the Sledgehammer…
Mark:CM Punk is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…Triple H charges… CM Punk ducks the Sledgehammer shot and kicks Triple H right in the face…
Rhino:CM Punk just saved himself right there…
Mark:Triple H is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is now picking up the Sledgehammer…
Mark:The Game is now turning around… CM Punk charges with the Sledgehammer… Triple H ducks.. SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Big counter right there by The Game…
Mark:CM Punk missed and was drilled right in to the mat by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is now picking back up on the Sledgehammer…
Mark:CM Punk is getting back up on to his feet… CM Punk turns around… SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!
Rhino:Big time shot right there by The Game…
Mark:CM Punk looks to be knocked out…
Rhino:Triple H is now pulling CM Punk back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H hooks up CM Punk… PEDIGREE!
Rhion:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers CM Punk 1…………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H destroys CM Punk here tonight…
Mark:This match up was no Treat for CM Punk here at Halloween Hellraiser… As we now get set to go on location for the EWA Womens Championship Haunted House Match…
EWA Womens Championship Haunted House Match
Lita(c) vs Melissa Walker vs Trish Stratus vs Hailey Wade
Mark:All four women have been led in to this Haunted House and have been left off in different areas of the house…
Rhino:This is a three story house with different rooms on each level…
Mark:There are four different rooms on the bottom floor where the women have been placed to start and we are told that the belt is on the top level of the house..
Rhino:Have they been told this?
Mark:No they havent… They have only been told that the title belt is not on the first floor…
Rhino:Interesting…
Mark:As all four women are being told they can roam now…
Rhino:Its basically a race for the gold at this point…
Mark:Hailey Wade has made her way out of the room and is trying to find a stair case…
Rhino:So are the other women now…
Mark:You have to think that this match up doesn’t suit well for Lita as she could lose her title and be not involved in any sort of situation…
Rhino:This has to be a tough situation…
Mark:You can see all the women going through the different bins and baskets and closets…
Rhino:Look at Trish Stratus tearing through the room…
Mark:Lita is on the second level and is looking through some of the closets for her championship…
Rhino:This is basically all women looking for one thing and that’s the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Hailey Wade has decided that she is going to go straight for the third level…
Mark:I guess she has some sort of strategy…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Melissa Walker opened up a closet door and bones fell down on her…
Rhino:It looks like one the bones hit her right on the top of the head…
Mark:She looks dazed…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is walking around slowly in one room…
Mark:Lita has decided to go up on to the third level as well…
Rhino:She is now meeting with Hailey Wade…
Mark:Both women are getting in to a shoving match on the steps…
Rhino:Lita just pushed Hailey Wade down a couple of steps as she is going in to one of the rooms…
Mark:Here comes Trish Stratus…
Rhino:The step just broke…
Mark:Trish Stratus is stuck in the steps…
Rhino:Someone needs to help her out…
Mark:Lita has entered a room..
Rhino:She is looking for her EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Hailey Wade has just entered the same room as Lita…
Rhino:Both women are going through the room tearing everything apart…
Mark:Lita just opened up the closet…
Rhino:It looks like she sees something…
Mark:Hailey Wade is digging through a chest…
Rhino:Lita pulls down something…
Mark:Lita just pulled down a Womens Title…
Rhino:Its not the real belt…
Mark:Lita has a foam belt…
Rhino:She just got tricked…
Mark:Hailey Wade just pulled something out of the chest… Its The Womens Title! The Refereee just declared her the Winner… We Have a New Champion!
Rhino:Lita is pissed…
Mark:Officials are keeping her away from Hailey Wade… But for tonight Hailey Wade is the new EWA Womens Championship… As we now get set to go back to the ring for more action…
Skulls & Bones Match
Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart
Pa Announcer: This next contest is the Skulls And Bones match set for one fall.. introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas… weighing in tonight at 227 pounds… The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Lone Jobber, dressed as Michaels, enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer: And his opponent, from Calgary Alberta Canada..weighing in at 234 pounds.. Bret “The Hitman” Hart…
(“Hitman” plays a “Bret Hart” enters the area…)
Mark: I can’t believe what I’m seeing here Rhino, Lone Jobber has taken Shawn’s spot tonight while a midget has taken Bret’s…
Rhino: Anything can happen in the EWA after all. And is it just me or there something on the back of Bret’s tights?
Mark: It looks faded, but it just might say WCW. Jobber is laughing at the little man, and give him a crotch chop…
Rhino: You may not have wanted to do that Job, er, Shawn, he’s at a dangerous height and Bret is charging in…
Mark: Jobber just puts out his hand and holds him back. He seems completely in control of this match as he pushes Bret down. Hart back up and Jobber rolls out of the ring.
Rhino: Holding back a force as great as the Hitman has taken it’s toll of the Heart Break Kid, he needs to rest up if he ever wishes to end this in his favor.
Mark: He looks like he’s finished giving himself a pep-talk and he’s back in the ring, and it look like he’s baring a skeleton hand. Hitman walking up to Jobber confidently, he’s trying show he’s not scared of him. Oww…
Rhino: And “Michaels” backhands the little man. A bony bitch slap. Hitman is down. Hitman is down. He’s can’t be.. there is a lot of history with this move.. no…
Mark: Jobber applying the Sharpshooter.. and he’s telling the ref to ring the bell…
Pa Announcer: The winner of this match, by Submission, Shawn Michaels…
Mark: Look at Jobber celebrate…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels makes his way down to the ring…)
Mark: And Shawn doesn’t look happy about this one bit. He’s now in the ring and they are having a not so quite conversation.
Rhino: Seems that Jobber wasn’t happy with his Trick or Treating and decided to play a little trick of his own at Shawn’s expense. This is why you always give candy folks. Not apples. Not crackers. Not pennies. Candy.
Mark: And as you educate our fans, Shawn and Jobber have got into it just pushing each other back….
Rhino: A month ago at Glory they had what many consider the match of the night, maybe year, and here they are yet again and the cro…
(“Hitman” plays as Bret Hart and Kurt Angle enter the arena…)
Rhino: Seems like two more people aren’t happy with Jobber’s skit…
Mark: These two men, dubbed the Canadian invasion, were the original opponents of Shawn and Jobber are making their way down to the ring….
Rhino: Didn’t they quit?
Mark: Jobber and Shawn looks to be talking as they back away from the side of the ring facing the entrance ramp as Bret and Angle slide in. The Canadian Invasion charges, and the four men are going at it
throwing lefts and rights…
Rhino: They be clubbering each other all right Mark. And you got to think, Jobber just went through a hellacious match just now, there is no way he is 100%….
Mark: Pairing off, Jobber is pounding on Angle int eh corner as Shawn does the same with Bret. Jobber turned out and caught the eye of Shawn, he nodded. They take their man..
Rhino: Each just sent a member of the Canadian Invasion to the other and we got superkicks in stereo. Seems that Invasion was short lived.
Mark: After all their battles, Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels finally seem able to coexsist…
Rhino: Maybe not for long. That smaller Hart just slid Jobber a chair from the outside. He’s even tapping the ground in the corner with the chair… I’m thinking a little Sweet Chair Music…
Mark: Shawn doesn’t see him measuring up… Jobber swings…. Shawn sidestepped?! Jobber is confused…
Rhino: And how he’s flat on his back thanks to a Sweet Chin Music… But how…
Mark: He’s pointing to Hardcore Theatre, seems he saw it on the monitor.
Rhino: Tonight Shawn Michaels is able to walk away, but who will walk away with the EWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship in tonights main event? Stay tuned for that later in the night, but lets get that ring cleaned up and get back to the action.
EWA Total Impact Championship Smashing Caskets Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph (c) vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Smashing Caskets Match and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds…The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:This is the moment that Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has been waiting for after William McConnell took possession of his EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:He isnt wasting any time is he now?
Mark:No hes not as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is going right after William McConnell nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just hammering The Answer with right hands…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips William McConnell off in to the ropes… Big Hard Clothesline! From the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:William McConnell gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in at William McConnell… Running Clothesline! Ducked by William McConnell who back drops Troy Joseph over the top rope…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph lands right on the apron…
Mark:William McConnell turns around and nails him with a spinning forearm shot knocking Troy Joseph off the apron and Troy Joseph goes crashing in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:The Answer is now going out after Troy Joseph…
Mark:William Mcconnell grabs Troy Joseph by the head and rams him right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:One more time!
Mark:Troy Joseph once again when head first in to the steel…
Rhion:Troy Joseph seems dazed right now…
Mark:William McConnell now lifts up Troy Joseph and puts him up on the guard rail…
Rhino:What is William McConnell planning right now?
Mark:Leaping Kick! Right to the back of the head of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:William McConnell is just coming out and taking it right to Troy Joseph as he tries to prove that he should be the one leading the EWA Total Impact Title division…
Mark:William McConnell now pulls out a steel chair from underneath the ring and slides it in to the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph was just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell now picks up the steel chair and cracks it across the back of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:William McConnell is now tying up Troy Joseph in to the tree of woe…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Troy Joseph…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide! No! Troy Joseph sits up and William McConnell goes sliding in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:That’s not exactly what William McConnell was hoping to have happen right there…
Mark:William McConnell gets slowly back up on to his feet as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is up on the top rope… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:That caught William McConnell square on…
Mark:Troy Joseph now nails William McConnell with straight right hands and now scoops him up… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to have the pace pick up…
Mark:Troy Joseph now hooks up William McConnell again and now drives him right in to the mat with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Remember the way to win is to put your opponent in the casket and then begin to smash the casket…
Mark:William McConnell is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph nails William McConnell with an Uppercut… DDT!
Rhino:Nice combination by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now asking for the casket to be opened up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph picks up the steel chair…
Mark:STEEL MEETS SKULL! As Troy Joseph loaded up and knocked William McConnell out of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell fell in to the casket after that chair shot…
Mark:It looks like William McConnell is out cold…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now going to the outside to shut the casket lid…
Mark:Troy Joseph shuts the lid… No! William McConnell is keeping it open…
Rhino:William McConnell is still in this thing and he just raked the eyes of Troy Joseph…
Mark:William McConnell is now out of the casket and is attacking Troy Joseph…William McConnell shuts the lid of the cakset and now hooks up Troy Joseph… Suplex on to the Casket!
Rhino:Well that was a nice use of the casket in terms of it being a weapon…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now hurting as he is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is looking around the ringside area and reaches in to the crowd and grabs a Steel Chair…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion turns around and takes a Steel Chair Shot right to the face…
Rhino:That could have been the knock out shot right there that William McConnell needed to hit…
Mark:I dont think he is done though Rhino…
Rhino:You may be right about that one Mark…
Mark:William McConnell is now setting up Troy Joseph… DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:That has to be the knock out shot now Mark…
Mark:It doesn’t look good for Troy Joseph right now…
Rhino:William McConnell is having the casket opened up…
Mark:William McConnell is now trying to lift Troy Joseph up and get him in to the casket…
Rhino:Troy Joseph seems like dead weight at the moment…
Mark:William McConnell has him part way in to the casket…
Rhino:He needs to get his entire body in to the casket…
Mark:Troy Joseph is completely in the casket…
Rhino:All he needs to do now is shut the lid and he will be on his way to becoming the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The lid is shut… No! Troy Joseph is stopping it from being shut with his leg…
Rhino:William McConnell is shoving his leg back in to the casket…
Mark:William McConnell shuts the lid again… Troy Joseph stops it again with his leg…
Rhino:It looks like William McConnell is getting frustrated…
Mark:William McConnell opens up the lid fully and Troy Joseph sits up and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering backwards…
Mark:Troy Joseph leaps out of the casket and takes him off of his feet with a Flying Clothesline…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is fighting back in to this match up…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to back up… Thumb to the Eye…
Rhino:That’s going to slow down Troy Joseph…
Mark:William McConnell now lines up Troy Joseph… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Troy Joseph ducks… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! IN TO THE CASKET!
Rhino:Both men are laying in the casket…
Mark:The lid shut on both men…
Rhino:Is this match up over?
Mark:The lid is starting to open…
Rhino:William McConnell is starting to crawl out…
Mark:Hes being pulled back in to the casket…
Rhino:The lid shut again…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now crawling out of the casket…
Rhino:No sign of William McConnell…
Mark:Troy Joseph picks up the Sledgehammer and is Smashing The Casket!
Rhino:Its up to the referee to stop it…
Mark:The Referee Stops The Match! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has done it…He is still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph once again has possession of the title belt…
Rhino:He has finally put this issue with William McConnell behind him…
Mark:Will this November be one to remember for Troy Joseph.. We will find out… But it is now time for our Main Event…
EWA World Championship Final Moments Match
J-Twisted(c) vs Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Final Moments Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… One of these two men will leave Halloween Hellraiser as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is looking to add another piece of gold to his collection while J-Twisted is trying to keep his title…
Mark:J-Twisted and Josh Stewart are trading shots back and forth in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are laying in shots on one another…
Mark:J-Twisted starts to hammer Josh Stewart backwards in to the corner… J-Twisted with a couple of chops and now sends Josh Stewart off in to the farside… Josh Stewart with a reversal on J-Twisted… J-Twisted flips in to the corner and is staggering backwards… Josh Stewart with a clothesline right to the back of the head of J-Twisted…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart charges and just kicks J-Twisted right in to the ribs…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is once again lining him up…
Mark:Another hard kick right to the ribs of the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be picking out a weak point of J-Twisted…
Mark:Josh Stewart now picks up J-Twisted…Gutbuster! Driving him ribs first in to his knee…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to drive all the air out of the EWA World Champion…
Mark:J-Twisted is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet by the ropes… Josh Stewart kicks him right in the side as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is leaning him up against the ropes…
Mark:Josh Stewart comes off the ropes and jumps right on to the back of J-Twisted…
Rhino:You can see that the EWA World Champion J-Twisted is hurting right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart now tosses J-Twisted out of the ring…
Rhino:Remember the goal of this match up is to get your opponent in to the casket and bury him alive…
Mark:Josh Stewart is pulling up the ring mats…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for J-Twisted…
Mark:Josh Stewart scoops up J-Twisted and slams him right down on to the concrete…
Rhino:J-Twisted is holding on to his back and ribs right now as he is in quite a bit of pain…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now dragging J-Twisted up close to the ramp…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to make easy work of J-Twisted…
Mark:Josh Stewart now scoops up J-Twisted… J-Twisted slides off the shoulder of Josh Stewart… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:J-Twisted is now trying to get himself back in to this match up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted spins him around… Flap Jack! Right down on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is starting to build up some momentum…
Mark:J-Twisted goes back down to the ring and has himself a singapore cane…
Rhino:It looks like some payback is coming and the challenger isnt going to like it…
Mark:J-Twisted swings the Singapore Cane and nails Josh Stewart right in the ribs and one shot right across the back…
Rhino:Those were some heavy shots right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now using the cane and is choking Josh Stewart…
Rhino:We are seeing what type of fight the EWA World Champion J-Twisted has…
Mark:J-Twisted now begins to drag Josh Stewart towards the gravesite…
Rhino:This is now where business is probably going to pick up…
Mark:J-Twisted has Josh Stewart hooked… Slingshot! In to the Dirt!
Rhino:Josh Stewart looks really out of it now…
Mark:J-Twisted is now trying to pull Josh Stewart up the dirt hill and closer to the casket…
Rhino:Its a tough challenge pulling a man of Josh Stewart’s size up that hill…
Mark:J-Twisted is now setting up Josh Stewart… Powerbomb! No! Back Body Drop! And the EWA World Champion goes sliding down the hill…
Rhino:J-Twisted took a hard fall right there…Especially with the condition his ribs are in…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now trying to regroup and figure out his next move in this match up after taking the latest attack from J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets down the hill and now scoops up J-Twisted and just tosses him head first right in to the hill…
Rhino:That is not what J-Twisted wanted to happen…
Mark:It was what Josh Stewart was looking for…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is also waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:It looks like the Golden Lion has something in mind…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for J-Twisted…
Mark:720 Roundhouse Kick! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:J-Twisted looks to be out cold…
Mark:Josh Stewart now has to pull J-Twisted up the hill and get him in to the casket…
Rhino:Which is a tough challenge to begin with…
Mark:Josh Stewart has J-Twisted up the hill and now just has to get him in to the casket…
Rhino:I think pulling J-Twisted up the hill took a bit out of Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now pulling up J-Twisted and has him up on his shoulder… J-Twisted escapes and now shoves Josh Stewart in to the casket…
Rhino:J-Twisted is still alive…
Mark:Josh Stewart quickly gets out of the casket before J-Twisted had even a chance to shut the lid…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now picking up a shovel…
Mark:Josh Stewart spins back up on to his feet… J-Twisted swings… Josh Stewart ducks… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:J-Twisted is spinning around…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up…BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:J-Twisted has been knocked out by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:It looks like we are now only moments away from Josh Stewart leaving Halloween Hellraiser as the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart is lifting up J-Twisted and is now putting him in to the casket…
Rhino:Josh Stewart needs to shut the lid…
Mark:Josh Stewart shuts the lid…
Rhino:Now he needs to just lower the casket…
Mark:Josh Stewart is starting to lower the casket…
Rhino:The lid is opening…
Mark:J-Twisted is getting out of the casket…
Rhino:Josh Stewart cant believe it…
Mark:J-Twisted now leaps and dives on to Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Both men are now rolling around trading shots…
Mark:Josh Stewart thought he had J-Twisted knocked out but there is still some fight left in the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart and J-Twisted are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:J-Twisted charges at Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart ducks the clothesline… J-Twisted turns around… 720 Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:Big time kick right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now picking up the shovel…
Rhino:J-Twisted is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted turns around… SHOVEL SHOT! NO! J-Twisted ducks… And now hooks up Josh Stewart… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:Big time move by the Heavyweight Champion of the World…
Mark:J-Twisted is now tossing Josh Stewart in to the casket…
Rhino:The lid is shut…
Mark:There is no movement from the casket… As J-Twisted begins to lower the casket…
Rhino:The casket is in place in the grave…
Mark:J-Twisted just jumped in to the dump truck…
Rhino:Here comes the dirt!
Mark:Josh Stewart is being Buried Alive! The Referee Stops The Match! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted has done it again… He is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:What a title reign this has been for J-Twisted… Is he the man people should be voting for this year as the MVP of the EWA? He hopes to have a November to Truly Remember this year… As this has been Halloween Hellraiser… Good Night Everyone! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!