Tuesday Night Carnage 4-21-09

Mark:The EWA is live in Green Bay, Wisconsin… For Tuesday Night Carnage and what a Main event we have for everyone here tonight…

Rhino:After months trying to capture a championship… The Rock defends his EWA Television Championship against Drake Cooper…

Mark:Drake Cooper earned his shot a couple of weeks back and now gets to cash in tonight… As also here tonight the EWA Total Impact Champion Josh Stewart will be in action as he defends the title against Ted Dibiase Jr…

Rhino:Can Ted Dibiase Jr. take Josh Stewart to Dream Street? We will find out tonight…

Mark:Also we will see Triple H and Stephanie McMahon in action as they team up against Kelly Kelly and Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:That should be one hell of a match up…

Mark:We are heading to Unholy Alliances… So who knows what to expect here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Dante Daevain vs Gorch Fock

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Heaven-sent from The First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 265 Pounds…GORCH FOCK!

(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)

Mark:Gorch Fock gets right up in the face of Dante Daevain and starts nailing him with right hands…

Rhino:Gorch Fock is trying to really hammer in with those right hands…

Mark:Dante Daevain now drives a knee right in to the midsection of Gorch Fock to stop his attack… Dante Daevain now with a couple of more shots to the midsection of Gorch Fock and now sends him off in to the ropes… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Dante Daevain sent Gorch Fock half way across the ring…

Mark:Gorch Fock is now staggering back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain now scoops up Gorch Fock… Shoulder Breaker! By Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to get back on track after coming up short last week against Lone Jobber…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Gorch Fock 1…………………2……………..Kickout by Gorch Fock…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now pulling Gorch Fock back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain whips Gorch Fock in to the farside corner… Dante Daevain charges in at Gorch Fock… Gorch Fock gets his boot up in the face of Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering around…

Mark:Gorch Fock is up on the middle rope… Double Axe Handle! Right down on to Dante Daevain… Gorch Fock covers Dante Daevain 1…………………2……………..Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Gorch Fock is gathering himself as Dante Daevain is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Gorch Fock goes behind Dante Daevain and starts nailing him with Forearm Shots right to the back of the head…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to break the grip of Gorch Fock…

Mark:Gorch Fock with a hard shot right to the back of the head of Dante Daevain… German Suplex! By Gorch Fock with a bridge 1………………..2…………….Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is slow to get back up on to his feet right now…

Mark:Gorch Fock is now hooking him up…CROWS NEST! No! Dante Daevain blocks and counters with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to regroup right now after he countered the Crows Nest…

Mark:Gorch Fock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Gorch Fock to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Gorch Fock… Death Valley Driver!

Rhino:Gorch Fock was dropped right on to his head…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Gorch Fock 1………………..2…………..3…….No! Gorch Fock gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to put Gorch Fock away right here and now…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now hooking up Gorch Fock… The FALL OF MAN!

Rhino:Gorch Fock has been laid out…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Gorch Fock 1……………….2………….3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!

Rhino:Dante Daevain gets back up on the winning track here tonight with a victory over Gorch Fock…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see The Rock battle Drake Cooper for the EWA Television Championship in our Main Event… But its back to the ring for our next contest…

Megumi Kudo vs Alexis Laree

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds…Accompanied by Subway… MEGUMI KUDO!

(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… Accompanied by William Steele…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:This is the first time we have seen Megumi Kudo in an EWA Ring in a couple of years…

Mark:We thought she was retired… But apparently not…As Megumi Kudo right now backs Alexis Laree right up in to the ropes…A clean break is made… But it only lasts for a second as Megumi Kudo connects with a couple of hard forearm shots right to Alexis Laree as she now sends her off in to the ropes… Handspring Back Elbow! By Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo caught her square on…

Mark:Megumi Kudo now pulls Alexis Laree back up on to her feet and hooks her up and takes her over with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now going up on to the top rope…

Mark:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet and stops Megumi Kudo in her tracks on the top rope…

Rhino:This is not a good place to be…

Mark:Alexis Laree launches Megumi Kudo right off the top rope…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges and takes her off of her feet with a running Head Scissors!

Rhino:Megumi Kudo staggers right back up after the headscissors…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges and scores with a Thez Press!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is really opening up with shots to Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on to her feet…Alexis Laree with a kick to the midsection… LAREE DDT! NO! Countered in to a Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge as Referee HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1…………………2………..3…..No!

Rhino:Alexis Laree kicked right out at the last second as Megumi Kudo tried to steel the victory…

Mark:Both women are back up on to their feet… Megumi Kudo charges and scores with a Running Elbow Smash!

Rhino:That just dazed Alexis Laree…

Mark:Megumi Kudo with a kick to the midsection… Sitdown Double Underhook Powerbomb!

Rhino:Megumi Kudo just drilled her right in to the mat…

Mark:Megumi Kudo with the cover 1………………….2………………..3…………NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is complaining to HBIC Ezay Pusay about it being a three count…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Alexis Laree…

Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks her up… KUDODRIVER! NO! Alexis Laree escapes… School Girl! HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1……………………2……………3…………..NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Megumi Kudo charges with a clothesline… Alexis Laree ducks… Megumi Kudo turns around… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1…………………..2…………………3……….. NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now ready to end things right now…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is slow to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Megumi Kudo escapes and now sets her up… KUDODRIVER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1………………2…………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO!

Rhino:Its been almost two plus years since Megumi Kudo has been in an EWA Ring and she pulls out a victory here tonight…

Mark:Still more action to come tonight… But we want to remind you to visit Shop.eWazone.com today so you can be the first to earn the one of a kind Extreme Bowl T-Shirt… But its back to the ring for more action…

Raven vs Tyke Lucifer

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… TYKE LUCIFER!

(“Crank Dat” plays as Tyke Lucifer enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!

(“Scream” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Wheres Raven?

Mark:We saw earlier this week he was attacked by Chris Jericho…

Rhino:I guess Tyke Lucifer is going to get a count out victory…

Mark:Tyke Lucifer is telling the referee to ring the bell and begin his count…

Rhino:Well theres the bell…

Mark:The referee is beginning his count… Four…Five… Six…

(Lights Go Out)

Rhino:Something is going on now…

Mark:The lights have gone out here in the arena…

(Lights Turn Back On)

Rhino:Its Chris Jericho!

Mark:Chris Jericho is in the ring behind Tyke Lucifer…

Rhino:Tyke Lucifer has no idea why the referee has stopped counting…

Mark:Tyke Lucifer turns around… CODEBREAKER!

Rhino:Chris Jericho has laid out Tyke Lucifer…

Mark:Chris Jericho covers Tyke Lucifer 1……………………2………….3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!

Rhino:Chris Jericho takes out Tyke Lucifer and gets the victory in his first appearance back in the EWA in a couple of months…

Mark:Is the World Title in the future of Chris Jericho? Still to come tonight we will see The EWA Total Impact Champion Josh Stewart in action as he defends his title against Ted Dibiase Jr…. As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…

Justice Taylor vs Mya Denton

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA DENTON!

(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Denton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New York, Ny…Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!

(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)

Mark:Referee HBIC Ezay Pusay calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Mya Denton with a couple of shots right to Justice Taylor as she sends her off in to the ropes… Justice Taylor comes off the ropes… Arm Drag!

Rhino:Mya Denton is working over the arm…

Mark:Justice Taylor is fighting her way back up on to her feet as she pulls on the hair of Mya Denton and she shoves Mya Denton off in to the ropes… Mya Denton comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by Justice Taylor… Mya Denton comes off the other side… Monkey Flip!

Rhino:Mya Denton gets back up on to her feet…

Mark:Dropkick! By Justice Taylor catching Mya Denton square on… Justice Taylor covers Mya Denton as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count… 1……………….2…………Kickout Mya Denton…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is backing Mya Denton up in to the corner…

Mark:Justice Taylor with a couple of elbows right to the side of the head of Mya Denton in the corner and now shoots her off in to the farside…

Rhino:Mya Denton is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Justice Taylor taking Mya Denton right off of her feet… Justice Taylor covers Mya Denton again as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1……………….2………………..Kickout once again by Mya Denton…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is now going to the outside of the ring on the ring apron…

Mark:It looks like Justice Taylor has something in mind as Mya Denton staggers back up on to his feet… Sprinboard! Dropkick! By Mya Denton catching Justice Taylor right in the midsection after that Springboard…

Rhino:Whatever Justice Taylor had planned it didn’t pay off…

Mark:Mya Denton covers Justice Taylor as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………2…………….3..No! Justice Taylor kicks out…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Mya Denton is now getting back in this match up… Justice Taylor staggers back up… Drop Toe Hold! Right on to the middle rope…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:The 202! Right to the face of Justice Taylor…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is spinning around on her feet dazed right now…

Mark:Facebuster! By Mya Denton driving Justice Taylor right in to the canvas… Mya Denton covers Justice Taylor as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………..2……………3………..NO! Justice Taylor gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Justice Taylor barely got her shoulder up…

Mark:Mya Denton is now looking to put Justice Taylor away right now…

Rhino:Mya Denton is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Big move coming up right now from Mya Denton as Justice Taylor is trying to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Look who is coming down the Entrance Ramp…

Mark:Its Stephanie McMahon!

Rhino:It looks like her ankle is fine as she is coming down the ramp…

Mark:Mya Denton sees her and is distracted…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is back up…

Mark:Justice Taylor shakes the ropes and Mya Denton comes flying off the top rope and crashes in to the mat…

Rhino:Mya Denton is staggering back up…

Mark:Justice Taylor hooks her up… DDT!

Rhino:Mya Denton was planted…

Mark:Justice Taylor covers Mya Denton as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTICE TAYLOR!

Rhino:The distraction by Stephanie McMahon cost Mya Denton the victory here tonight…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see The Legend Killer Randy Orton in action as he defends his Total Impact Championship against Lone Jobber… As we get set for more action…

Doug Kinsella vs Alan Matthews

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton,Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Doug Kinsella sticks out his hand for a hand shake…

Rhino:Alan Matthews unsure if he wants to shake his hand…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes in for the handshake but Doug Kinsella pulls his hand back…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella seems to be a bit cocky tonight…

Mark:Alan Matthews and Doug Kinsella lock up in the center of the ring… Doug Kinsella goes behind Alan Matthews and takes him off of his feet and right down to the mat and slaps Alan Matthews right across the back of the head…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is acting like he can do this all night…

Mark:Doug Kinsella and Alan Matthews lock up again in the ring…Alan Matthews goes behind Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella with a reversal and once again takes Alan Matthews off of his feet…

Rhino:So far Doug Kinsella is having his way with Alan Matthews…

Mark:Both men lock up again…Doug Kinsella goes for a headlock and he seems to bit overly confident right now as he locks it in… Alan Matthews now with elbows to the midsection and shoves Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes and goes for a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Alan Matthews stands his ground…

Mark:Its not so easy for Doug Kinsella now as Alan Matthews now starts opening up on Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Alan Matthews just knocked Doug Kinsella off of his feet with an Uppercut…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets right back up and Alan Matthews slams him straight back down to the mat… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to Doug Kinsella… Alan Matthews covers Doug Kinsella 1……………2………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to get back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews is backing Doug Kinsella up in to the corner and now whips him off in to the farside…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Alan Matthews charges with a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks and now spins Alan Matthews around… Short Arm Clothesline! As Doug Kinsella covers Alan Matthews again 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Alan Matthews..

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now starting to take this match up more seriously…

Mark:The boots begin to fly as Doug Kinsella stomps away at Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews is getting back up on to his feet and Doug Kinsella charges and connects with a Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:Nice move by Doug Kinsella catching Alan Matthews square in the face…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Alan Matthews again 1………………..2……………Kickout once again by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:It looks like Doug Kinsella is going to fly… No… Alan Matthews stops him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trapped on the top rope…

Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Doug Kinsella… Superplex! Driving Doug Kinsella right down in to the mat…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in trouble…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Doug Kinsella 1………………..2………….3……No! Doug Kinsella kicks out…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of hard shots to Doug Kinsella and now whips him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is starting to feel it right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets back up and Alan Matthews hooks him up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………2……………3…….NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now hooking up Doug Kinsella… DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………….3………..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Alan Matthews thought he had Doug Kinsella down for the count…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now lining up Doug Kinsella… As Doug Kinsella is up… Alan Matthews has him up… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Doug Kinsella escapes… DK CUTTER!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella luckly got out of it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…

Mark:Shooting Star Press!

Rhino:What a move by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1……………………2………………3……………NO! Alan Matthews kicks out…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet as Doug Kinsella pulls him up… Alan Matthews pulls him down… Small Package! 1……………………2………………3………….NO! Doug Kinsella kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are getting back up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella charges at Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews ducks and now sets up Doug Kinsella… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Doug Kinsella escapes and now sets up Alan Matthews… CYCLONE SLAM!

Rhino:Big move right there…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2…………….3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:This was one hell of a back and forth battle between these two men here tonight…

Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls out the victory as he gets back on track after losing the EWA Television Championship… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…

Total Impact Championship Match
Randy Orton(c) vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Total Impact Champion… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” plays s Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Mark:Randy Orton goes right after Lone Jobber as he goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and now starts to open up on Randy Orton with a couple of straight right hands…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing in with those shots…

Mark:Lone Jobber whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet dazed…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges with a clothesline and connects as he sends Randy Orton over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is frustrating Randy Orton at the moment…

Mark:Randy Orton is pacing around the ring right now… Lone Jobber dives over the top rope right down on the supposed Total Impact Champion Randy Orton…

Rhino:Lone Jobber getting the crowd behind him right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Randy Orton back in to the ring…

Rhino:El Presidente is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet… Flying Cross Body! No! Ducked by Randy Orton and Lone Jobber crashes in to the mat…

Rhino:Randy Orton saw the crossbody coming and was able to duck out of the way at the last minute and Lone Jobber hit the mat hard…

Mark:Randy Orton is backing Lone Jobber up in to the corner and starts to hammer Lone Jobber with boots…

Rhino:Randy Orton is really stomping away at Lone Jobber…

Mark:Randy Orton grabs Lone Jobber and hooks him up… Inverted Backbreaker!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton now whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…

Mark:Randy Orton is heading to the outside of the ring for a Steel Chair…

Rhino:Randy Orton is looking to do some damage with that Steel Chair…

Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet… Randy Orton charges with the chair… Dropkick! By Lone Jobber as he knocks the steel chair back in to the face of Randy Orton…

Rhino:El President is now trying to get back in to this match up after knocking the chair back in to the face of Randy Orton…

Mark:Randy Orton is slow to get back up as Lone Jobber has him lined up… Low Card Kick!

Rhino:Big kick right there by Lone Jobber…

Mark:El Presidente is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is going to fly..

Mark:450 Splash! Connects!

Rhino:This could be Lone Jobber’s night since he was able to connect with the 450 Splash…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for the Total Impact Champion Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Legend Killer is about to be stopped right now…

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Thats it… Lone Jobber has Randy Orton out cold…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Randy Orton as he tells the referee to count 1……………………2……………3……..

Rhino:Lone Jobber is celebrating…

Mark:Lone Jobber has gone right to the time keeper and is celebrating that he has won the Total Impact Championship…

Rhino:It is the only title that he hasnt won…

Mark:Lone Jobber is celebrating like he has just won the lottery…

Rhino:Or the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Lone Jobber lays the belt on the ground and starts bowing down to it…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Randy Orton Just Punted Lone Jobber right in the head…

Rhino:What in the hell is going on…

Mark:Randy Orton picks up the Total Impact Championship and is now leaving the ring with the belt…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has Randy Orton beat…

Mark:The Legend Killer has done his damage by Punting Lone Jobber in the head and is now leaving with his title…

Rhino:Someone really needs to really punt Randy Orton in the head some time…

Mark:Could that person be the EWA Total Impact Champion Josh Stewart? As we will see him in action in just a little while… As we now get set for our next contest…

Triple H & Stephanie McMahon vs Big Daddy Ace & Kelly Kelly

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…Weighing in at a combined weight of 381 Pounds… The Team of the EWA Womens Champion KELLY KELLY and BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Enemy” plays as Kelly Kelly and Big Daddy Ace enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 395 Pounds… The Team of STEPHANIE McMAHON and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon enter the arena…)

Mark:It looks like Kelly Kelly wants to start things out against Stephanie McMahon…

Rhino:Triple H is encouraging Stephanie right now…

Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring… Stephanie McMahon with a headlock on Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is trying to fight right out of it…

Mark:Kelly Kelly shoots Stephanie McMahon off in to the ropes… Stephanie McMahon comes off the ropes and scores with a Shoulder Block! Knocking Kelly Kelly right off of her feet…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly gets right back up…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon scoops up the EWA Womens Champion and slams her down to the canvas…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now choking Kelly Kelly…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace isnt liking what he is seeing…

Rhino:The referee breaks it up…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon now goes for an irish whip… Reversal by Kelly Kelly who sends Stephanie McMahon in to the ropes…

Rhino:Blind Tag!

Mark:Stephanie McMahon comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Kelly Kelly goes for the cover and is wondering why the referee isnt making the count…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly lets the cover go and now turns around…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is now face to face with the EWA World Champion Triple H…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is trying to escape…

Mark:Triple H grabs her by the hair… And now scoops her up…

Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace wasn’t going to stand by and let his fiance be attacked by Triple H…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now mounting Triple H and scoring with rights and lefts…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace knows this might be his only chance at the EWA World Champion and he is taking advantage of it…

Mark:The referee is telling Big Daddy Ace to leave the ring…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly crawls to the corner and tags in Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Triple H is back up on his feet as Big Daddy Ace whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam! As Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1………………..2………..3……No! Triple H kicks out…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Triple H to get back up…

Mark:Triple H staggers up on to his feet in the corner…Big Daddy Ace charges… Big Splash! Connects! But Triple H pulled the referee in between himself and Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The referee took most of that splash as he is out right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Triple H… Running Powerslam! Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover but there is no referee…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in the ring…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon scratches the eyes of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly is in the ring…

Mark:Kelly Kelly tackles Stephanie McMahon out of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now lining him up… SPEAR! NO! Triple H moves out of the way and Big Daddy Ace goes running in to the corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dazed…

Mark:Triple H turns Big Daddy Ace around… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Triple H drilled Big Daddy Ace in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H covers Big Daddy Ace… But still no referee…

Rhino:Here comes another referee…

Mark:That’s Shane McMahon in a referee’s shirt… Shane McMahon makes the count 1……….2…..3..NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…

Rhino:Shane McMahon almost screwed Big Daddy Ace right there…

Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be dazed…

Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection…PEDIGREE! NO! Low Blow!

Rhino:That’s one hell of a counter by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Shane McMahon is about to Disqualify Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just grabbed the hand of Shane McMahon…

Mark:Big Right Hand! By Big Daddy Ace knocking out Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trying to escape Kelly Kelly at ringside…

Mark:Look Out!

Rhino:Its Mya Denton!

Mark:Mya Denton has a crutch and just nailed Stephanie McMahon right across the back with the crutch…

Rhino:Theres a little bit of payback by one Mya Denton…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now turns around… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That’s it right there…

Mark:There is no referee…

(“Sober” begins to play in the arena…)

Rhino:No it couldn’t be…

Mark:Yes It Is!

Rhino:Rob Parks Is Here!

Mark:The Owner… Better known as the Godfather of Extreme Rob Parks is out on the ramp and it looks like has something to say…

Rob Parks:First of all, I hope everyone has been celebrating the earth lately, I know I sure have been. While I have been celebrating the earth, it has come to my attention all of the things that you, Shane McMahon have been up to as of late.

Rhino:You can see Shane McMahon just starting to come to…

Rob Parks:Now I know you have basically shown off your power, but you need to remember who has ALL The Stroke around here and that being Me!

(Crowd Cheers)

Rob Parks:Now with Unholy Alliances coming up at the end of the month, I have taken it upon myself to do a little bit of what we old school cats like to call a bit of match making for this show. Now Triple H, I know you probably figured you would have some sort of cakewalk for Unholy Alliance, but oh no my good friend. As a matter of fact, you will be defending your EWA World Heavyweight Championship against the former champion the X-Core Soldier Subway and the man who was at one point the Number One Contender Chris Jericho!

Rhino:That’s a big match right there…

Rob Parks:With this being Unholy Alliances, those two men will be partners and well, I found you one hell of a partner, my earth day pal… Rob Van Dam!

Mark:Rob Van Dam is going to be in the Main Event of Unholy Alliances.. That’s Big…

Rob Parks:Now Shane O, dont think I forgot about you. As you see, since you and Ace seem to be the best of buddies, I have taken it upon myself to make sure you both get a little bit closer, as in Tag Team Partners!

Rhino:Wow!

Rob Parks:As you and Big Daddy Ace WILL team up against Doug Kinsella and Alan Matthews. Happy Earth Day Everyone! I will see you all at Unholy Alliances!

Mark:The Godfather of Extreme has made an impact… And it was a big one as we now get set for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Josh Stewart(c) vs Ted Dibiase Jr.

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Palm Springs, Florida…Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Accompanied by Ivory… TED DIBIASE JR!

(“Pricless” plays as Ted Dibiase Jr. enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JOSH STEWART!

(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. gets up in to the face of Josh Stewart and is telling him that he is going to become the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. wants to add it to his collection with his Million Dollar Championship…

Mark:Josh Stewart just slapped Ted Dibiase Jr. right across the face…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. didn’t like that…

Mark:Josh Stewart starts nailing Ted Dibiase Jr. with right hands and now whips him in to the ropes… Back Elbow!

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. gets right back up…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up Ted Dibiase Jr… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now spinning around…

Mark:Big Clothesline! By the EWA Total Impact Champion laying out Ted Dibiase Jr…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is taking it right to his challenger…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is getting back up and Josh Stewart hooks him up… Trapping Headbutts! By the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. looks to be dazed on his feet right now…

Mark:Josh Stewart grabs Ted Dibiase Jr. by the hair and throws Ted Dibiase Jr. over the top rope…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. just hung on to the ropes…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. skins the cat back in to the ring… Josh Stewart notices and walks over to Ted Dibiase Jr…. Ted Dibiase Jr. grabs him by the head with his legs and takes him out of the ring with a headscissors…

Rhino:That was a nice move by Ted Dibiase Jr….

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. now is up on the ring apron…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. dives off the ring apron and takes Josh Stewart off of his feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. now rolls Josh Stewart back in to the ring…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is now looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is bringing a trash can in to the ring… As Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is turning around…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. nails Josh Stewart right in the face with the trash can…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. drops the trash can and now whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Flap Jack! Right in to the trash can…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is hurting right now…

Mark:Ivory on the outside of the ring is sliding in a steel chair to Ted Dibiase Jr….

Rhino:It looks like Ted Dibiase Jr. has something in mind…

Mark:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet… As Ted Dibiase Jr. wedges the steel chair in between the turnbuckles…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. trips up Josh Stewart… Slingshot! Right in to the Steel Chair!

Rhino:It looks the EWA Total Impact Champion could be out on his feet…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. looks to be going for the Million Dollar Dream!

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. almost has it locked in…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. has the Million Dollar Dream locked in on Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to fight out of it…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. really has it locked in…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion looks to be fading away right now…

Mark:The referee checks on the arm of Josh Stewart and it goes up…. And the arm goes down…

Rhino:Two more times and it will be over…

Mark:The arm goes up again… And it drops…

Rhino:One more time and this match up will be over…

Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Josh Stewart again and it goes up and it Doesn’t Go Down!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is still alive in this match up…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now fighting back with right hands…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is really hammering in on Ted Dibiase Jr….

Mark:Josh Stewart sends Ted Dibiase Jr. off in to the ropes… RETURN OF THE STEW!

Rhino:Big 720 Kick right there…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. looks to be out of it right now…

Rhino:Josh Stewart has something planned right now…

Mark:Josh Stewart grabs Ted Dibiase Jr. by the Ankle… Ankle Lock!

Rhino:Josh Stewart has the Ankle Lock locked in on Ted Dibiase Jr….

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is trying to crawl to the ropes right now…

Rhino:Josh Stewart really has the ankle lock in on Ted Dibiase Jr….

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is trying to fight to the ropes…

Rhino:Josh Stewart just pulled him farther away from the ropes…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is once again fighting to the ropes…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is telling Ted Dibiase Jr. to tap out…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. reaches out and grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken right now…

Rhino:The damage has been done to the ankle of Ted Dibiase Jr….

Mark:Josh Stewart is now picking up the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart lines up Ted Dibiase Jr…. Steel Chair Shot! No! Ted Dibiase Jr. ducks the chair shot… DREAM STREET!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:The referee is saying that Josh Stewart can continue…

Rhino:Ivory just gave Ted Dibiase Jr. a set of brass knuckles…

Mark:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. has him lined up…

Mark:POWER OF THE PUNCH! NO! Josh Stewart ducks out of the way…

Rhino:Josh Stewart just slid the chair around…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up Ted Dibiase Jr…. BRAIN STEW ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:The referee checks on Ted Dibiase Jr….

Rhino:The arm goes up…

Mark:The arm goes down… The Referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:Josh Stewart retains the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:Look Out!

Rhino:Randy Orton hits the ring…

Mark:Josh Stewart picks up the chair and Randy Orton backs away from Josh Stewart…

Rhino:One of these days Josh Stewart is going to get his hands on the Legend Killer…

Mark:Josh Stewart is champion for now… But will The Rock stay EWA Television Champion as we head to the ring for our Main Event…

EWA Television Championship Strap Match
The Rock(c) vs Drake Cooper

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first…The Challenger…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DRAKE COOPER!

(“Its All Over” plays as Drake Cooper enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:The Rock and Drake Cooper are face to face in the center of the ring… The Rock nails Drake Cooper with straight right hands…

Rhino:Drake Cooper is coming back with right hands of his own…

Mark:The Rock goes for a clothesline… Drake Cooper ducks and now grabs the strap and now chops The Rock across the chest with the Leather Strap…

Rhino:That was a hard shot with the Strap…

Mark:Onre more shot by Drake Cooper with the Strap to the chest of the Rock… And now whips The Rock off in to the farside ropes… Big Clothesline! By Drake Cooper…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Drake Cooper now comes off the ropes himself and drops a knee right down on to The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is a bit dazed right now…

Mark:Drake Cooper now waits for The Rock to turn around…Drake Cooper scoops up The Rock… Running Powerslam! No! The Rock escapes and now shoves Drake Cooper off in to the corner…

Rhino:Drake Cooper is staggering backwards…

Mark:The Rock spins Drake Cooper around… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:The Rock planted Drake Cooper in to the mat…

Mark:The Rock now begins to stomp away at the chest of Drake Cooper…

Rhino:The Rock is now eyeing up the strap…

Mark:The Rock turns Drake Cooper over and nails Drake Cooper right across the back with the leather strap…

Rhino:The Rock is whipping Drake Cooper with that leather strap right now…

Mark:Drake Cooper is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock has him lined up…

Mark:Drake Cooper turns around… The Rock has him lined up… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT! By Drake Cooper…

Rhino:Big counter by Drake Cooper…

Mark:The Rock is now fighting his way back up on to his feet… Drake Cooper nails The Rock with a couple of uppercuts…

Rhino:The Rock is dazed…

Mark:Drake Cooper kicks The Rock in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! The Rock escapes… ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:What a counter by the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:The Rock now stands over Drake Cooper…

Rhino:The Elbow pad comes off…

Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW!

Rhino:That’s it right there…

Mark:The Rock covers Drake Cooper 1………………2……………3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL The EWA Television Champion THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Rock retains his EWA Television Championship here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:What type of Unholy Alliances will be created as we had in to the Most Unholy Night of the Year? We will find out at Unholy Alliances… Good Night Everyone!

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