Thursday Night Chaos 2-19-09
Mark:We are live in Phoenix, Arizona for Thursday Night Chaos…And what a show we have in store for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:We got a huge Double Main Event that I cant wait to see…
Mark:One half of the Main Event will be when The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Subway teams up with his Number One Contender Chris Jericho to take on the EWA Tag Team Champions… J-Twisted and Dangerous D…
Rhino:This should be real interesting to see if Subway and Chris Jericho can work together long enough to beat the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:The other half of the double main event will be the Golden Opportunity Match when Lone Jobber battles Josh Stewart…
Rhino:If Josh Stewart wins… He is headed to the Extreme Bowl and if Lone Jobber wins he gets a EWA Total Impact Title Match in the future…
Mark:Big things are at stake in that match up… Also here tonight we will have an Extreme Bowl Preview Match when Triple H battles Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Cant forget about the three men who will battle for the final spot in the Extreme Bowl when Big Daddy Ace, Christian Rivers and Alan Matthews do battle tonight…
Mark:Plus we will hear from Doug Kinsella on why he attacked Chris Jericho last week…But right now lets get started with tonights Opening Contest…
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Adam Syndal
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Reloaded” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are off and running here at Thursday Night Chaos… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph locks up Adam Syndal and both men are battling for position… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph backs Adam Syndal up in to the ropes and now starts driving his knee right in to the midsection of Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Trying to knock the wind right out of him to start this match up off…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now whips Adam Syndal off in to the farside… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for a clothesline… Adam Syndal ducks the clothesline and comes off the other side… Crossbody! Right in to a pin 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal charges at Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and takes him right off of his feet with a Tilt a Whirl Head Scissors…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropsault! By Adam Syndal…
Rhino:That caught Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right in the face…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………….2………….Troy “The Rampage” Joseph kicks out…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is looking to build up some momentum as he heads in to the 9th Annual Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Right now it isnt looking so good as he is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is driving his shoulder in to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now setting up Adam Syndal on the top rope…
Rhino:Right now Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is in trouble…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now hooking up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Hurricanranna! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Adam Syndal crashes in to the mat…
Mark:Adam Syndal is staggering up on to his feet as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph stands up on to the rope…
Rhino:Rampage is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Shoulder Block! From the top rope takes down Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Big time move right there from Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now slow to get back up on to his feet and now Troy “The Rampage” Joseph starts to open up with right hands…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Adam Syndal off in to the ropes… Flap Jack! Driving Adam Syndal in to the mat… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for the cover 1……………………2………………..3…..No! Kickout by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now waiting for Adam Syndal to get back up on to his feet..
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now scores with a hard uppercut and turns it right in to a DDT!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just planted Adam Syndal…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Adam Syndal 1……………..2…………..3……..NO! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Adam Syndal is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Adam Syndal moves out of the way and shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks him up… BLINDING LIGHT!
Rhino:Adam Syndal could have him right here and now…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………………2……………….3…………NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is looking to go for the kill right now…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now hooking up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… THE SYNDROME! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph blocks and now shoots him off in to the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Adam Syndal 1………………….2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph continues his winning streak and is headed to the 2009 Extreme Bowl… Where the winner will get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see a preview of the Extreme Bowl when two men in the bowl will meet One on One when Triple H takes on Sterling James Keenan… Right now though its time for more One on One action…
Justice Taylor vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Justice Taylor back in the ring for the first time in a couple of months and she locks up with Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans goes behind Justice Taylor and locks her in a hammerlock…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is trying to fight her way out…
Mark:Justice Taylor goes behind Lilith Evans and takes Lilith Evans off her feet… Justice Taylor mounts the back of Lilith Evans and slaps her across the back of the head…
Rhino:Lilith Evans didn’t like that and both women are back up on their feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges at Justice Taylor… Justice Taylor ducks the clothesline and turns it in to a backslide 1………………..2……………Kikcout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Justice Taylor kicks her right in the midsection and now hooks her up… Vertical Suplex! Justice Taylor floats over in to a cover on the former EWA Womens Champion 1……………….2………..Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges in… Monkey Flip! No! Lilith Evans holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Justice Taylor’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now slow to get back up and Lilith Evans now kicks her in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:One move her head bounces off the mat and this time it was drilled right in to the mat by Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans goes for the cover on Justice Taylor 1……………………2…………………Kickout by Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is pulling Justice Taylor back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans with shots right to the head of Justice Taylor and backs her right in to the corner…
Rhino:It looks like Lilith Evans has something in mind right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now being placed up on the top rope by Lilith Evans… Liliths Evans hooks up Justice Taylor… Superplex! By Lilith Evans driving Justice Taylor right in to the mat…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is in a bit of trouble right about now…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Justice Taylor 1………………….2………………3…No! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Justice Taylor to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks her up… Driven!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1………………2……………….3…………NO! Justice Taylor barely gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:So close as now Lilith Evans is looking to put her away for good right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now staggering back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans hooks her up… TORTURED! NO! Countered Small Package! 1……………………2……………….3…………NO! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are back up on to their feet…
Mark:Justice Taylor is back up and connects with a couple of shots to Lilith Evans and now hooks her up… Implant DDT!
Rhino:Justice Taylor could have her right here and now …
Mark:Justice Taylor hooks the leg 1…………………2………………..3………………ITS NOT OVER! As Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is trying to figure out her next move as Lilith Evans is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans is back up on to her feet… Justice Taylor hooks her up… Powerbomb! No! Lilith Evans escapes and now hooks her up… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans has found her winning ways as she gets the win here tonight over Justice Taylor…
Mark:Right now we are going to be heading backstage as EWA Reporter Kent Richardson is standing by with the man who attacked Chris Jericho last week at Tuesday Night Carnage… Doug Kinsella… Kent…
Kent Richardson:I am here with Doug Kinsella… Who returned to the EWA at Tuesday Night Carnage… Now Doug… Why did you attack Chris Jericho to side with Shane McMahon… Especially after the history between you two?
Doug Kinsella: What, what, what… Kent… Do I owe you some sort of explanation? People do things without reason sometimes… Maybe I felt like teaming with Shane McMahon…
Kent Richardson:Even after all the stuff he put you through last year? And years before that…
Doug Kinsella:What did he put me through… Really Kent… What did Shane do that was so wrong? He is an evil man… We all know that… But maybe instead of what everyone was seeing… Maybe instead of trying to weaken me… He was just trying to make me tougher… Maybe he was challenging me… Did you ever think of that one, Kent?
Kent Richardson:Well, no…
Doug Kinsella:Exactly… So for all of you asking for a reason… Keep asking… Keep waiting… You guys aren’t going to get one… I vowed to make an impact at Tuesday Night Carnage… And guess what? I did… Whether you like it or not…
Kent:Mark… Rhino… Back to you guys…
Mark:Lets get to the ring for an Extreme Bowl Preview Match…
Extreme Bowl Preview Match
Triple H vs Sterling James Keenan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Extreme Bowl Preview Match… Introducing first… From The Iron City, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… STERLING JAMES KEENAN!
(“Mainlining Murder” plays as Sterling James Keenan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H gets right up in to the face of Sterling James Keenan and nails him with right hands…Sterling James Keenan comes back with a couple of shots of his own and is now backing Triple H up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is continuing to hammer in with a couple of right hands…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan now backs away and comes charging at Triple H with a clothesline… Triple H ducks and back drops Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Triple H turns around and Sterling James Keenan nails him with a shoulder to the midsection…
Rhino:The Game is spinning around…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By Sterling James Keenan taking out Triple H… Sterling James Keenan covers Triple H 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan nails Triple H with a couple of forearm shots and now hooks up Triple H and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker!
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! By Sterling James Keenan right down on to the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:These two men will be apart of the 9th Annual Extreme Bowl where the winner will get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Right now Sterling James Keenan goes for the cover on Triple H 1………………..2…………….Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is pulling Triple H up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is back up and now Sterling James Keenan gets him up in a firemans carry… Right in to a backbreaker…
Rhino:Nice combination of moves by Sterling James Keenan…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan covers Triple H 1………………….2…………………Kickout once again by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is now going behind Triple H and is hooking him up… Dragon Suplex! No! Triple H blocks with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Triple H is breaking his grib with those elbows…
Mark:Triple H now spins Sterling James Keenan around and scores with a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H covers Sterling James Keenan 1……………..2………….Kickout by Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Right now Sterling James Keenan is a little bit slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H connects with a couple of right hands and now sets up Sterling James Keenan… Backbreaker! Triple H covers Sterling James Keenan once again 1……………2…………Kickout once again by Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Triple H is now lining up Sterling James Keenan…
Mark:Triple H comes off the ropes and drops the knee right in to the face of Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:It appears as though Triple H has taken control of this match up right now…
Mark:The Game mounts Sterling James Keenan and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is trying to crawl to the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H whips Sterling James Keenan off in to the farside ropes… Running High Knee! By The Game laying out Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is now the one in trouble…
Mark:The Game covers Sterling James Keenan 1…………………..2……….3..No! Sterling James Keenan kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Sterling James Keenan to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H lines up Sterling James Keenan… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Big time spinebuster right there by Triple H as he drove Sterling James Keenan right in to the mat…
Mark:The Game covers Sterling James Keenan 1………………….2………………….3…………….NO!
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is now trying to pull himself back on to his feet… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Countered in to a back body drop…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan just saved himself right there…
Mark:Both men are getting back up on to their feet… Triple H goes for a right hand… Sterling James Keenan blocks and starts nailing Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is now opening up on The Game…
Mark:Triple H gets sent for a ride in to the ropes… Dropkick! By Sterling James Keenan right in to the face of Triple H… Sterling James Keenan covers Triple H 1………………..2…………3…..NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is now waiting for Triple H to get back up and is now behind The Game… Double Knee Backreaker!
Rhino:This could be the opening that Sterling James Keenan was looking for…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan covers Triple H 1……………….2………………3………..NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan believed he had Triple H right there…
Mark:Triple H is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is lining up the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan hooks up Triple H…MK ULTRA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there after that Back to Belly Piledriver…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………………..3…………..NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan can not believe it…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is aruging with the referee right now as he thought he had Triple H beat…
Rhino:Some how the former EWA World Champion found a way to kick out like he has done many times in his EWA Career…
Mark:Triple H is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out of it…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is now hooking up Triple H again… MK ULTRA! NO! Triple H escapes and now turns him around… DDT!
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan was planted…
Mark:Triple H crawls on top of Sterling James Keenan 1……………………2…………….3…………NO! Sterling James Keenan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:The Game and Sterling James Keenan are slow to get back up on their feet… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Sterling James Keenan blocks and flips Triple H over in to a pin 1…………………….2………………3………..NO!
Rhino:Triple H kicked out again…
Mark:Both men are back up… Sterling James Keenan charges… Triple H ducks the clothesline and now spins Sterling James Keenan around… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Game got all of that move right there…
Mark:Triple H covers Sterling James Keenan 1…………………..2…………………3……………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game continues to build momentum as we head in to the Extreme Bowl… As he wins the Extreme Bowl Preview Match up…
Mark:We will see later tonight if Josh Stewart can get in to the Extreme Bowl when he battles Lone Jobber in a Golden Opportunity Match up later on tonight… Right now we are heading backstage as Kent Richardson is standing by with Shane McMahon…
Kent:Shane… Recently your sister Sara McMahon returned to the company after many years away… We havent heard much from the McMahons since her return… Can we get your reaction?
Shane:Well what I can tell you is this Kent… The McMahon family is thankful that our entire family is once again united… Like all families… We have had our problems… But we are putting the past behind us and we are looking in to the future… My sister Sara has made mistakes in her life… Whether it was getting brainwashed by the King of the Headgames Jason Mack and falling in love with him… Even marrying him… Or whether it was her disappearing for years.. Trying to start her own independent life… Whatever has happened… Happened… But now shes back in my life and shes back in the EWA…Which is where she belongs…
Kent:What is your relationship with “Double A” Axle Andrews?
Shane:That’s the big question going on right now… Incase you havent realized… I am an over protective brother… I have always been with my sisters Stephanie and Sara… Stephanie is well taken care of by Triple H… But Sara…Shes on her own… Or at least… She was… When I signed Axle Andrews to an EWA Contract… I checked his background… I saw the things that he has done and I knew that he was perfect for my sister…
Kent:Your fixing your sister up?
Shane:Are you that stupid?
Kent:Um…
Shane:Dont even answer the question… I have hired Axle Andrews to be… The Protector…And that’s what hes going to be for my sister Sara… So I hope that answers your questions… As we have a show to continue..
Kent:Thank you Shane for your time… Once again guys back to you…
Mark:Well its time for some more in ring action…
Felony & Trish Stratus vs Alexis Laree & Kelly Kelly
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One…Introducing first… Team Number One… First…From Tornoto, Canada… Weighing in at 126 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner…From Memphis, Tn… Weighing in at 127 Pounds… FELONY!
(“We Are Rockstars” plays as Felony enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…Accompanied by William Steele…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner…From Jacksonville, Fl… Weighing in at 108 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… KELLY KELLY!
(“Fully Alive” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is still a little mad after losing the Number One Contendership to Felony last week…
Mark:It will be Alexis Laree and Felony starting things out…Felony nails Alexis Laree right away with a couple of hard uppercuts and one big European Style Uppercut knocking Alexis Laree off of her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around and walks right in to a dropkick from Felony… Felony goes for the cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Felony and Trish Stratus are exchanging a look right now as Felony tags in Trish Stratus…
Mark:Felony holds open Alexis Laree and Trish Stratus kicks her right in the midsection… Trish Stratus follows it up and connects with forearms to the former EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is backing Alexis Laree up in the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus is sticking her boot right underneath the throat of Alexis Laree..
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to escape the clutches of Trish Stratus…
Mark:Trish Stratus with a snapmare taking Alexis Laree out of the corner and she now kicks Alexis Laree right in the back… As Trish Stratus now covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2………………Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now dragging Alexis Laree back to the corner…
Mark:Felony gets the tag from Trish Stratus and now Felony and Trish Stratus send Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree ducks the double clothesline and comes off the ropes and scores with a double clothesline of her own taking down Felony and Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now crawling to her corner…
Mark:Kelly Kelly gets the tag from Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Felony is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kelly Kelly charges and takes her off her feet with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Felony is dazed as she gets back up on her feet…The EWA Womens Champion goes behind Felony and nails her with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Felony dropped right on her head…
Mark:Kelly Kelly covers Felony 1………………2……………….Kickout by Felony…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is now waiting for Felony to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kelly Kelly backs up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Trish Stratus just reached out and grabbed the hair of Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Kelly Kelly with a big shot to Trish Stratus knocking her off the apron… Kelly Kelly turns around and walks right in to a Running Knee Lift from Felony…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly got distracted and Felony took advantage…
Mark:Felony covers Kelly Kelly 1……………..2………3…..No! Kelly Kelly kicks out…
Rhino:Felony is now tagging back in Trish Stratus…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now hooking up Kelly Kelly and plants her with a DDT!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Kelly Kelly 1………………….2………………..3…..NO! Kelly Kelly gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now waiting for Kelly Kelly to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Trish Stratus has her lined up…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Trish Stratus just got all of that kick knockng out the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Trish Stratus makes the cover 1………………..2…………….3……….NO! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus slams her down to the mat and now tags in Felony…
Rhino:Felony is up on the top rope…
Mark:The Number One Contender is going to fly… JUDGEMENT DAY! NO! Kelly Kelly moved out of the way…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is crawling to her corner…
Mark:Kelly Kelly makes the tag and here comes Alexis Laree… Felony is up and gets taken down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is in the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a dropkick sending her out of the ring…
Rhino:Felony is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now in position and is hooking up Felony… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Felony 1…………………2…………….3…………NO! Trish Stratus breaks it up…
Rhino:Here comes Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Kelly Kelly charges and tackles Trish Stratus and both women roll out of the ring…
Rhino:Felony is slow to get back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK! Alexis Laree with the cover 1…………………2……………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners KELLY KELLY and ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just pinned the Number One Contender…
Mark:Where does this put Alexis Laree in the EWA Womens Title Picture?
Rhino:Is she back in the title hunt?
Mark:She is making her claim to be… But right now we are going to find out which man is able to get their final chance to make it to the Extreme Bowl…
One Last Chance for the Bowl Match
Alan Matthews vs Christian Rivers vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the One Last Chance for the Bowl Match… Introducing First…From Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… CHRISTIAN RIVERS!
(“Duality” plays as Christian Rivers enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing The Alliance… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… “Dead Eye” ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Alan Matthews goes right after Christian Rivers and chops him right across the chest as he backs him right up in to the corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is opening up on Christian Rivers in the corner…
Mark:Christian Rivers changes positions and now starts opening up on Alan Matthews…
Rhino:They are battling back and forth right now…
Mark:Christian Rivers now with an irish whip… Big Daddy Ace is in position and back drops Alan Matthews as he comes out of the corner… Christian Rivers now turns around and walks right in to a clothesline from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just picked his spot right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet and Big Daddy Ace tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Big Daddy Ace and he follows it up with a Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice combination of moves by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Christian Rivers 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Christian Rivers…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now connects with a couple of right hands… Big Daddy Ace hooks up Christian Rivers… Suplex! No! Christian Rivers blocks and scores with a suplex of his own…
Rhino:Nice counter…
Mark:Christian Rivers now stretches out the right arm of Big Daddy Ace and stomps right on it…
Rhino:He stomped right on the elbow…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets up on to his feet holding on to his arm and Christian River grabs him by the arm and now stretches it out and scores with a single arm DDT!
Rhino:Christian Rivers is starting to pick apart Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Christian Rivers covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………2……………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back up on the ring apron…
Mark:Christian Rivers knocks him right off…
Rhino:Christian Rivers has focused in on Big Daddy Ace and it probably wont be good for the Big Tyme Playa…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets whipped in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold… STF!
Rhino:Nice move by Christian Rivers…
Mark:The STF is locked in as Big Daddy Ace is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:The arm has been damaged which is making it hard for Big Daddy Ace to crawl to the ropes and really reach for the ropes…
Mark:Christian Rivers continues to pull back on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Christian Rivers pulls him back from the ropes…
Rhino:Is Big Daddy Ace going to tap out?
Mark:It looks like he is close…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Leg Drop from the top rope by Alan Matthews right down on to Christian Rivers…
Rhino:Dead Eye was Dead On with that leg drop…
Mark:Alan Matthews now picks Christian Rivers back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews goes behind Christian Rivers… Release German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by Dead Eye Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Christian Rivers 1………………..2………………Christian Rivers kicks out…
Rhino:Alan Matthews now waits for Christian Rivers to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………..2…………..3…..NO! Christian Rivers kicks out once again…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to move…
Mark:Low Running Dropkick! By Alan Matthews catching Big Daddy Ace right in the face…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews now turns his attention back to Christian Rivers who turns around… Stun Gun!
Rhino:Christian Rivers dropped throat first on to the top rope…
Mark:Christian Rivers is dazed as he staggers around…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has him up on his shoulders…
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO! SPEAR!
Rhino:What a Spear by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Alan Matthews 1………………………..2…………………3…………NO! Alan Matthews kicks out…
Rhino:Out of no where Big Daddy Ace came back and connected with the spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…Big Daddy Ace hooks up Alan Matthews… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Alan Matthews 1……………………..2…………………….STAY DEAD!
Rhino:Christian Rivers came in to break up the pin and is now locking in the Figure Four Necklock…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trapped with no where to go…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is struggling to get back to his feet…
Mark:Christian Rivers is looking for the tap out right here and now…
Rhino:You can see that Big Daddy Ace is fading away…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is looking like he going to tap out… Big Daddy Ace taps his hand twice and a thir…No! Alan Matthews dives and stops the hand of Big Daddy Ace from hitting the mat for the third time…
Rhino:What A Save!
Mark:Christian Rivers lets the hold go… And now Alan Matthews and Christian Rivers are trading shots right now…Christian Rivers shoots Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Christian Rivers covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2……………….3……..NO! Alan Matthews kicks out…
Rhino:It looks like Christian Rivers is looking to put Alan Matthews away right here…
Mark:STAY DEAD! NO! Alan Matthews is blocking and is getting back up on to his feet…Christian Rivers charges… Alan Matthews ducks and has him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has laid out Christian Rivers…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:What a move…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Alan Matthews 1…………………………2…………………….3………….NO! Alan Matthews kicks out…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian Rivers isnt moving…
Mark:Alan Matthews is up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Alan Matthews escapes and now spins Big Daddy Ace around… DEADLY DRIVER! Alan Matthews covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is headed to the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:What a match up this was and Alan Matthews is looking to earn himself a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… If he can win the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:The Extreme Bowl is shaping up nicely I must say…
Mark:Right now its back to the… Wait a second I am being told something is going on in the backstage area…
Rhino:That’s Chris Jericho…
Mark:EWA Officials just found Chris Jericho laid out bloody on his floor backstage…
Rhino:Who could have done such a thing?
Mark:I dont know..
Rhino:Do you think Shane McMahon was behind this?
Mark:You could be right about that one… We are suppose to see Chris Jericho in action later on tonight…
Rhino:I dont think he is going to be able to make it…
Mark:We hope to have an update on Chris Jericho in a few minutes… Right now its back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship
The Rock vs “Double A” Axle Andrews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Long Beach, California… Weighing in at 335 Pounds… Double A AXLE ANDREWS!
(“Anyone Out There” plays as Axle Andrews enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock and Axle Andrews are staring down one another…
Rhino:We heard earlier tonight that Axle Andrews is the Protector of The McMahon Family… Especially one Sara McMahon…
Mark:The Rock goes right after Axle Andrews and nails him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:They arent having much effect on Axle Andrews at the moment…
Mark:Axle Andrews with a big knee to the midsection of The Rock and now starts nailing him with hard right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Axle Andrews with an irish whip sending The Rock off fin to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes and Axle Andrews lifts him up high in the air with a Press Slam…
Rhino:Where is he going to drop him?
Mark:The Rock with a rake of the eye to escape and now from behind The Rock clips the leg out from underneath of Axle Andrews…
Rhino:Smart move by The Rock to take out the legs of the bigger man…
Mark:The Rock now begins to stomp at the back of the leg of Axle Andrews…
Rhino:He is chopping down the big man…
Mark:The Rock now comes back off the ropes and chop blocks the leg of Axle Andrews…
Rhino:Axle Andrews is hurting…
Mark:The Rock is now eyeing up Axle Andrews right now as he starts to get up on to his feet… Running Bulldog Takedown by The Rock driving Axle Andrews face first in to the mat…
Rhino:The Rock has taken control so far of this contest and is getting closer to be the Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The Rock covers Axle Andrews 1……………….2……….Axle Andrews powers out…
Rhino:Axle Andrews is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock with right hands which are now having an effect on Axle Andrews as he backs him up in to the corner…The Rock now with an irish whip sending him in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes The Rock…
Mark:Running Clothesline! No! Axle Andrews moves out of the way and The Rock goes right in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering out of the corner a bit dazed right now…
Mark:Axle Andrews hooks up The Rock… Side Walk Slam! Axle Andrews goes for the cover 1……………….2………….Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Axle Andrews grabs The Rock and kicks him in the midsection… Big Time Powerbomb!
Rhino:The Rock was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Axle Andrews covers The Rock 1………………..2…………….3…..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Axle Andrews trying to shake off the damage that was done to his knee…
Mark:The Rock is back up on to his feet… Axle Andrews locks him up… Cobra Clutch Slam!
Rhino:The Rock has been laid out right now…
Mark:Axle Andrews hooks the leg 1………………..2………….3…….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Axle Andrews thought he had The Rock put away right there…
Mark:The Rock is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Axle Andrews…
Mark:HEAD TRUAMA! NO! The Rock ducks and Axle Andrews goes running in to the corner…
Rhino:Axle Andrews is now dazed as he comes out of the corner…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock…
Rhino:What a Spinebuster by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock is now setting him up…
Rhino:The elbow pad has come off…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:The Rock covers Axle Andrews 1……………………2……………….3………..NO! Axle Andrews kicks out…
Rhino:Axle Andrews is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock has him eyed up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Axle Andrews with elbows right to the side of the head… HEAD TRUAMA!
Rhino:What a clothesline to the back of the head by Axle Andrews laying out The Rock…
Mark:Whats Axle Andrews doing?
Rhino:Looks like he is checking his pager…
Mark:Axle Andrews isnt going for the cover.. But instead he is leaving the ring…
Rhino:Where is he going?
Mark:It appears like his pager has gone off and he has some business to attend to…
Rhino:The referee is counting Axle Andrews out of the ring…
Mark:The Rock is pulling himself back up… As the referee is up to Eight… Nine… Ten! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner as a result of a countout… THE ROCK!
Rhino:Axle Andrews was counted out after his pager went off… And because of that… The Rock is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The Rock will face Shawn Michaels at the Extreme Bowl… And now speaking of which… We are being told that Chris Jericho wont be able to compete tonight and that tonights Main Event is now a Handicap Match between Dangerously Twisted and Subway… Right now its time for the Golden Opportunity Match Up…
Golden Opportunity Match
Josh Stewart vs Lone Jobber
*If Josh Stewart Wins, Hes in the Extreme Bowl*
*If Lone Jobber Wins, He gets a Future Shot at the EWA Total Impact Championship*
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Golden Opportunity Match.. Introducing first…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds…Representing The Alliance…The EWA Total Impact Champion…JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:There is alot at stake in this match up Rhino…
Rhino:There sure is… As if Josh Stewart wins he gets the final spot in the Extreme Bowl… But if Lone Jobber wins… He gets a future shot at the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Championship is the one championship Lone Jobber has yet to hold in his EWA Career… Lone Jobber and Josh Stewart lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Lone Jobber is backing Josh Stewart in to the ropes…Josh Stewart is powering Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:This is a real battle right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a headlock in on Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart is fighting out of it with elbows to the midsection and now shoots Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Lone Jobber with a leap frog and comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:El Presidente turns around and Josh Stewart locks up with Lone Jobber… Trapping Headbutts! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is a bit dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Josh Stewart now scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop! By The EWA Total Impact Champion right down on to Lone Jobber… Josh Stewart covers Lone Jobber 1………………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This is Lone Jobber’s first match up in a few weeks and he is showing a bit of rust…
Mark:Josh Stewart with a Front Flip Kick! No! Lone Jobber ducks the kick and now spins Josh Stewart around… Short Arm Clothesline! By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber with elbows right to the side of the head of Josh Stewart and now kicks him in the midsection… Brainbuster!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Josh Stewart 1………………2…………Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Josh Stewart in to the farside corner… Lone Jobber charges in with a big splash…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber has him lined up… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:It seems like Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Josh Stewart once again 1……………….2………….3………No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber now trying to figure out his next move…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet a bit slowly right now after taking that Low Card Kick from Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver! Dropping Josh Stewart right on his head… Lone Jobber covers Josh Stewart again 1……………..2…………..3………NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:Mr. EWA is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:You know whats coming up right here and so does Josh Stewart as he gets up on to his feet… And stops Lone Jobber up on the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up Lone Jobber… Superplex!
Rhino:Lone Jobber driven right down in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2……….3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up… Josh Stewart is now hooking up Lone Jobber… EYE FOR AN EYE!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has laid out Lone Jobber…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1………………..2…………3……..NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart now looking to put El Presidente away right here and now…Josh Stewart hooks him up…BRAIN STEW! NO! Blocked by Lone Jobber and Lone Jobber plants Josh Stewart with a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Josh Stewart…1………………2………..3………..NO! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now dazed as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK! NO! Josh Stewart ducks as Lone Jobber staggers around… BRAIN STEW! Josh Stewart goes for the cover 1………………..2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:It looks like Josh Stewart is headed to the 2009 Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber will be competing against Josh Stewart, Sterling James Keenan, Troy “The Rampage” Joseph, Alan Matthews and Triple H…
Rhino:That is looking like one hell of an Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Now lets see if Subway can fend off the EWA Tag Team Champions in tonights Main Event…
Non Title Match
Dangerously Twisted vs Chris Jericho & Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is now a Handicap Match… Introducing first… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 501 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions…Dangerous D and J-Twisted… DANGEROUSLY TWISTED!
(“Real Nigga Roll Call” plays as Dangerous D and J-Twisted enter the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D will start things out for the EWA Tag Team Champions…Subway goes right after Dangerous D and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Subway is connecting with those shots…
Mark:Subway now with a knee to the midsection and hooks up Dangerous D and connects with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Subway is now putting the boots to one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Subway is now dragging Dangerous D to the corner and continues to hammer away with boots to the midsection…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is coming out fighting tonight…
Mark:Subway now whips Dangerous D off in to the farside corner… Subway charges in… Dangerous D gets his boot up right in the face of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is spinning around…
Mark:Dangerous D now scores with a couple of right hands and now scoops Subway and scores with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Nice move by Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D goes for the quick cover 1………..2………Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Dangerous D is dragging Subway over to the corner and is now tagging in J-Twisted…
Mark:The EWA Tag Team Champions J-Twisted and Dangerous D now hook up Subway and connect with a Double Face First Suplex! Driving Subway right in to the mat… J-Twisted covers Subway 1…………..2…………….Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted now with shots to Subway and now whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is in trouble…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Subway again 1…………..2……….Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Subway is now staggering back up on to his feet… Flying Double Fisted Punch!
Rhino:Really nice move right there by J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Subway once more 1…………………2…………..3….No! Subway gets his shoulder up one more time…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now dragging Subway over to the corner and tags in Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D and J-Twisted whip Subway off in to the ropes… Double Dropkick! By the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Dangerous D could have Subway right here and now…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1……………….2………….3….No! Subway once again kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is a fighter and he is showing it right now…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops up Subway and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:D-BOMB! NO! Subway rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D got nothing but canvas…
Mark:This is the opportunity that Subway needed to get back in to this match up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is crawling towards his corner…
Mark:Subway is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D makes the tag and here comes J-Twisted…
Mark:Subway is back up and J-Twisted nails him with a couple of right hands and now whips Subway off in to the ropes… J-Twisted ducks his head and Subway puts on the breaks and now kicks J-Twisted right in the head…
Rhino:J-Twisted is spinning around…
Mark:Subway hooks up J-Twisted… Double Arm DDT! Subway covers J-Twisted 1…………………2………..3…….No! J-Twisted kicks out…
Rhino:J-Twisted is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway kicks J-Twisted in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:J-Twisted is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Subway covers J-Twisted 1………….2……….3….No! Dangerous D comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Dangerous D and Subway are now trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Dangerous D with a big right hand knocking down Subway…
Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D charges… Subway ducks and he back drops Dangerous D out of the ring…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind J-Twisted nails Subway with a clothesline…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now setting up Subway for something right here…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Subway… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Subway blocks and now sends him off in to the ropes… J-Twisted comes off the ropes…Powerslam!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is now looking to put J-Twisted away right now…
Mark:Subway covers J-Twisted 1………………….2……………..3…………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Look down the isle… A Bloody Chris Jericho is coming down to ringside…
Mark:Subway is waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I dont think Subway has seen Chris Jericho…
Mark:Subway has J-Twisted lined up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho just tug himself in to the match up…
Mark:Subway cant believe Chris Jericho tug himself in to this match up…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is being forced to leave the ring… Chris Jericho with a running bulldog on J-Twisted…
Rhino:Here comes Chris Jericho…
Mark:Lionsault! No! Dangerous D pulled the leg of Chris Jericho and tripped him up on the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Chris Jericho staggers back up on to his feet… J-Twisted hooks him up… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:Subway is just standing on the apron watching whats going on…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Chris Jericho 1………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DANGEROUSLY TWISTED!
Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champions are victorious here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Chris Jericho is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is in the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho turns around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:What a clothesline…
Mark:Chris Jericho was attacked earlier tonight and basically left for dead… And now Subway just lays him out with a Subline…
Rhino:I dont think Subway is done as he is bringing in a Steel Chair…
Mark:Chris Jericho looks to be out on his feet with blood coming out of his head…STEEL MEETS SKULL!
Rhino:We need someone out here to stop Subway…
Mark:Why is Subway doing this?
Rhino:Chris Jericho is gushing blood right now…
Mark:Subway is pulling Chris Jericho back up on to his feet… One More Chair Shot! By Subway laying out Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Finally EWA Officials have come out to stop this…
Mark:Will Chris Jericho be able to make it to the Extreme Bowl? We hope to know soon… Good Night Everyone!
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