Thursday Night Chaos 05-21-09
Mark:We are live in the Air Canada Centre in Toronto and Rhino… The Steel Cage has already surrounded the ring…
Rhino:Looks like Shane McMahon wants to get things started right out of the gate tonight…
Mark:We will look ahead to whats to come a bit later on in the program here at Thursday Night Chaos.. But we are going to the ring for the introductions of tonights Opening Contest…
Best of Three Series
Match 2-Steel Cage
Doug Kinsella vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Steel Cage Match in the Best of Three Series… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Right as the door shuts Big Daddy Ace goes right after Doug Kinsella and tackling him off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is just now hammering Doug Kinsella with right hands…
Mark:The Boston Badass looks to get the victory here tonight and head to his hometown to fight in the Final Match of this best of three series to earn the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:He needs to win this match up first…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and throws him face first in to the Steel Cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is spinning around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace tosses him face first right in to the other side of the Steel Cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting bounced around right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now comes off the ropes and nails him with a Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:You Can Pin your opponent or escape the cage to win this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Doug Kinsella 1……………2………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Doug Kinsella and has him up on his shoulder… Doug Kinsella slides off the shoulder of Big Daddy Ace and now shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering backwards…
Mark:Face First Russian Leg Sweep! By Doug Kinsella driving Big Daddy Ace face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now regrouping right now after the early attack from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is picking up Big Daddy Ace and has him backed up in to the corner…Doug Kinsella drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella continues to hammer away…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now with a hard irish whip sending Big Daddy Ace in to the farside…Big Daddy Ace staggers out of the corner as Doug Kinsella hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was sent across the ring right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is down on the mat as Doug Kinsella now hooks him up by the legs… Slingshot! Right in to the Steel Cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around on his feet…
Mark:DK Cutter!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now heads over to the cage and is now making his way up the cage wall…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slowly moving around right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is getting close to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is quickly getting up the cage and now has hold of the leg of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella had one leg over the cage but couldn’t get the second one over…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to pull him back over…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is not in a good spot at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Doug Kinsella hanging on the top of the cage as Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
Rhino:Big Time Move by the Big Tyme Playa!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Doug Kinsella laid out in the center of the ring… Big Daddy Ace covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………2………..3…….NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace thought he had him beat…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is asking for the cage door to be opened… Big Daddy Ace is walking out of the cage…
Rhino:Shane McMahon!
Mark:Shane McMahon just slammed the door on the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dazed…
Mark:Shane McMahon is entering the cage right now with a steel chair…Doug Kinsella just gave Big Daddy Ace a DDT!
Rhino:Shane McMahon and Doug Kinsella are working together…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now holding up Big Daddy Ace… Shane McMahon Swings! Misses! As Big Daddy Ace ducks and Shane McMahon nailed Doug Kinsella with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Miscue right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just tossed Shane McMahon right in to the cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is leaving the cage…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is trying to stop him…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks Shane McMahon right in the face and now leaves the cage… Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:The series has been tied up at One a Piece…
Mark:It will be Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella next week in the Final Match of this best of three series…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and Shane McMahon are furious…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace stands tall as we are here at ringside Rhino and we have to tell everyone about our Main Event tonight…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph will be battling tonight for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Can Troy Joseph stop the streak of Lone Jobber we will find out in our Main Event as we now get set for our next contest here at… Wait a minute something is going on backstage…
Rhino:Whats going on?
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Felony are trading shots in the backstage area…
Rhino:These two women are just tearing in to one another…
Mark:Felony just rammed Megumi Kudo’s head in to the wall…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo looks a bit dazed right now…
Mark:Felony now charges in at Megumi Kudo… Back Body Drop! By Megumi Kudo and Felony goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Officials are now separating the two women backstage…
Mark:It doesn’t look like they will be fighting in the ring tonight…
Rhino:I dont think Felony is going to be able to make it…
Mark:Right now Kent Richardson is standing by with EWA Vice President Shane McMahon… Kent take it away…
Kent:Shane McMahon, we saw you just a few moments get physically involved in the Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace Steel Cage Match…
Shane:Yeah I did… Whats your point?
Kent:Well my point is…
Shane:Shut up Kent… No one wants to know what your point is… Let me speak to you right now Ace… You think you got one up on Doug Kinsella and I tonight…You better think twice… You see next week… At May-Hem… It will be you and Doug Kinsella one more time… And we will see if you can be… The… LAST…MAN… STANDING!
Kent:Thank you for your…
Shane:I am not done…
Kent:Im sorry…
Shane:You should be…Im in one of those moods where I feel like shaking things up tonight..And I am doing so right now… You know the four men who had shots to qualify for the EWA Royal Rumble…
Kent:Yes.
Shane:Well those spots have now gone down to One… As instead of having two matches… It is now One… A Fatal Four Way… One fall to a finish match with only One Spot open for the Royal Rumble… And that match up… Happens Now!
Kent:Mark…Rhino… Back to you…
Royal Rumble Qualifying Match
Josh Stewart vs The Rock vs Chris Jericho vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Royal Rumble Qualifying Match… Introducing first…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break The Walls Down” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D goes right up in to Chris Jericho and starts nailing him with right hands… Dangerous D now shoots Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Rock just sent Josh Stewart off in to the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho gets back up on to his feet and Dangerous D takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock just charged in to the corner and Josh Stewart gets his boots up in to the face of The Rock…
Mark:The Rock is spinning around… Josh Stewart now nails The Rock with a Spin Heel Kick! Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………..2…………Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D charges at Chris Jericho… Chris Jericho ducks… Hot Shot! Right on to the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is spinning around…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Chris Jericho driving Dangerous D face first in to the canvas…
Rhino:The Rock was just sent out of the ring by Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart and The Rock are now battling on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is lining up Dangerous D…
Mark:Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Lionsault! Connects… Chris Jericho covers Dangerous D 1………………2…………….3…No! Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering around as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart with an irish whip… The Rock with a reversal and Josh Stewart goes crashing in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now lining up Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D turns around… CODEBREAKER! NO! Dangerous D holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:The Rock is back in the ring…
Mark:The Rock now spins Dangerous D around… ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock covers Dangerous D 1………………..2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock is heading to the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H in action…But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Non Title Match
Mya Parks vs Trish Stratus
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto,Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 126 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…MYA PARKS!
(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Mark:Mya Parks has been on a roll since becoming EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:She started gaining momentum before she won her title…
Mark:This is true… Right now Trish Stratus gets up in the EWA Womens Champion Mya Parks… Trish Stratus with forearms right to the face of Mya Parks and backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:The referee is asking her to back away…
Mark:Trish Stratus pushes the referee and now goes in for a shot… Mya Parks blocks and starts nailing her with shots of her own…
Rhino:Look at the EWA Womens Champion go…
Mark:Mya Parks now shoots Trish Stratus off in to the ropes… Mya Parks goes for a clothesline… Trish Stratus ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:Trish Stratus connects with those shots…
Mark:Mya Parks slowly back up on to her feet… Dropkick! By Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Trish…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Mya Parks 1……………2……………Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus is getting fired up as she charges in… Mya Parks gets her boots up right in to the face of Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Mya Parks is quickly heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Trish Stratus is spinning around… Missle Dropkick! From the top rope connects by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Really nice move…
Mark:Mya Parks covers Trish Stratus 1…………….2…………..3….No! Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now getting back up…
Mark:Mya Parks is now hooking up Trish Stratus… Reverse DDT by Mya Parks laying her out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Mya Parks is rolling right now…
Mark:Will Mya Parks be defending her title against Alexis Laree or Stephanie McMahon at May-Hem… We will find out later on in the show…
Rhino:Mya Parks is now waiting for Trish Stratus to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus is back up and charges… Drop Toe Hold! By Mya Parks dropping her across the middle rope…
Rhino:This is not where she wants to be…
Mark:Mya Parks comes off the ropes… 202!
Rhino:She caught her right in the face with that move…
Mark:Mya Parks is now hooking up Trish Stratus… IMPACT!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Mya Parks hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MYA PARKS!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is on a roll as she heads in to May-Hem…
Mark:Speaking of May-Hem its now time for a Preview of whats to come in the thirty man over the top rope Royal Rumble… With our Six Man Royal Rumble Preview Battle Royal…
Royal Rumble Preview Battle Royal
Dante Daevain vs Steele vs Alan Matthews vs Three Mystery Superstars
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Battle Royal… Introducing first…From Heaven-sent from The First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Cleveland, Ohio… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… THE MIZ!
(“Reality” plays as The Miz enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… THE SANDMAN!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as The Sandman enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Venice Beach, California… Weighing in at 302 Pounds… HULK HOGAN!
(“Real Amercian” plays as Hulk Hogan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Grand Rapids, Mi…Weighing in a 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Its an interesting collection of superstars in the ring for this match up…
Rhino:It sure is…
Mark:Hulk Hogan and Dante Daevain have locked eyes at the moment…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just blindsided The Sandman…
Mark:Alan Matthews just took The Sandman in to the corner and is opening up with hard shots…
Rhino:The Sandman is firing back with shots of his own…
Mark:Dante Daevain just went for a right hand… Hulk Hogan blocks and now opens up on Dante with right hands… Hulk Hogan whips Big Dante Daevain off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is still on his feet…
Mark:Steele just drove The Miz in to the mat with a hard Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Steele is now putting the boots to The Miz…
Mark:Hulk Hogan comes off the ropes and nails Dante Daevain with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Dante is rocked…
Mark:Hulk Hogan comes off the ropes… Big Boot! By Dante Daevain taking Hulk Hogan off of his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain took The Legendary Hulk Hogan off of his feet and is now dragging him to the ropes…
Mark:Steele with an irish whip… The Miz with a reversal… The Miz ducks his head… Steele puts on the breaks and kicks The Miz right in the head…
Rhino:The Miz is spinning around…
Mark:Steele grabs The Miz by the head and tosses him over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:The Miz Has Been Eliminated…
Mark:Alan Matthews took a hard shot from The Sandman a moment ago…
Rhino:The Sandman just grabbed his singapore cane…
Mark:The Sandman has the cane in hand…The Sandman swings… Alan Matthews ducks and back drops him over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:The Sandman has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to four…
Mark:Steele and Alan Matthews are now battling in the corner…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan and Dante Daevain continue to go back and forth right now…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is dazed after taking a hard shot from Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain has Hulk Hogan up on his shoulder…
Mark:Dante Daevain with a running start… Hulk Hogan slides off his shoulder… Big Boot! By Hulk Hogan sending Dante Daevain over the top rope and now Dante Daevain has been eliminated…
Pa Announcer:Dante Daevain has been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to three…
Mark:Look Out! Alan Matthews with a running headstart and clothesline Hulk Hogan Over the Top Rope!
Pa Announcer:Hulk Hogan Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That quickly we are down to two…
Mark:Steele is back up on to his feet… Steele charges… Alan Matthews ducks and back drops Steele…
Rhino:Steele lands on the apron…
Mark:Steele Grabs Alan Matthews and hooks him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Can he drop Alan Matthews and Eliminate Him?
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to hang on and lands on the apron…
Rhino:Both men are trading shots now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now kicks Steele and goes to launch him off the apron… Steele hangs on to the ropes… Steele goes for a kick… Alan Matthews blocks and nails him with a big right hand and Steele falls off the apron… Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is one of the favorites to win the 2009 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:The question is… Can He? As we now get set to see the EWA World Champion Triple H in action…
Non Title Match
Triple H vs Ted Dibiase Jr.
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Non Title Match set for One Fall… Introducing first…From Palm Springs, Florida…Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Accompanied by Ivory… TED DIBIASE JR!
(“Pricless” plays as Ted Dibiase Jr. enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Ted Dibiase Jr lock up in the center of the ring… Triple H backs Ted Dibiase Jr right up in to the corner and the referee steps in to break it up…
Rhino:Triple H backs right away from Ted Dibiase Jr…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr slaps Triple H right across the face…
Rhino:The Game didn’t like it…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Ted Dibiase Jr blocks and starts nailing Triple H with right hands… Ted Dibiase Jr now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr now hooks up Triple H and scores with a suplex… Ted Dibiase Jr covers Triple H 1………….2………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is now headng up on to the top rope…
Mark:Triple H staggers up on to his feet… Ted Dibiase Jr comes off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! No! Triple H with a clubbing shot right to the midsection of Ted Dibiase Jr as he came off the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is now gathering himself…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr gets back up on to his feet and Triple H starts nailing him with right hands… Triple H kicks Ted Dibiase Jr in the midsection… Back Breaker!
Rhino:Triple H is now putting the boots to Ted Dibiase Jr…
Mark:Triple H is gearing up for his big title match at May-Hem when it will be Triple H defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Subway and Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:That should be a huge main event for May-Hem…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner… Triple H is nailing Ted Dibiase Jr with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:The Game is firing away at Ted Dibiase Jr…
Mark:Triple H now with a hard irish whip sending Ted Dibiase Jr off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Ted Dibiase Jr… Triple H covers Ted Dibiase Jr 1……………2…….3..No! Ted Dibiase Jr kicks out…
Rhino:The Game is now waiting for Ted Dibiase Jr to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr is slowly turning around… Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER! NO! Ted Dibiase Jr blocks… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Ted Dibiase Jr…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr covers Triple H 1………………2……………3………NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr almost stole the victory here tonight…
Mark:The Game is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is lining up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr gets behind Triple H… DREAM STREET! NO! Triple H blocks and elbows Ted Dibiase Jr right in the face…
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H lines up Ted Dibiase Jr… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr looks dazed…
Mark:Triple H kicks Ted Dibiase Jr in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr has been laid out…
Mark:Triple H covers Ted Dibiase Jr 1……………….2…………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H continues to roll on as we head in to May-Hem and he defends his title against Rob Van Dam and Subway…
Mark:The Game is once again asking for the microphone…
HHH:ROB… TIMES UP… BRING ME MY TITLE RIGHT NOW!
Rhino:The Game is calling out Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Triple H is wanting Rob Van Dam to show up…
Rhino:But will he?
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Uh Oh!
Mark:I think something is brewing right now…
Rhino:I dont think Triple H is going to like what happens when the lights turn back on…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:ITS SUBWAY!
Rhino:I thought it was going to be RVD…
Mark:Subway and Triple H are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:These two men have a history together and you know Triple H still wants to get his revenge on Subway for what he did to Shawn Michaels back at Chaotic Walk…
Rhino:Triple H just got knocked down with a big right hand from Subway…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think Subway is ready to lay out Triple H…
Mark:Triple H staggers around… Subway charges… SUBLINE!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has been laid out…
Mark:Subway with an evil smirk on his face right now as he walks out of the ring…
Rhino:Subway laughs at his handywork as he has laid out the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Subway has sent a message to Triple H that he is coming for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Oh no… I think we know whats coming now…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Its Rob Van Dam!
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is standing on the top rope with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship around his waist…
Mark:Van Dam taunts… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Rhino:Van Dam adds insult to injury to Triple H…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is leaving through the crowd…
Rhino:He still has possession of the EWA World Heavyweight Title…
Mark:Subway watches on from the top of the ramp… RVD celebrates in the crowd while Triple H is rolling around the ring in pain…
Rhino:This is going to be one hell of a match at May-Hem…
Mark:Subway, Rob Van Dam and Triple H will battle for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Who will leave champion? We will find out at May-Hem… As we now get set for some more EWA Womens Division Action…
Stephanie McMahon vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:These two women have a history together and right now both women lock up in the center of the ring… Stephanie McMahon with a headlock… Alexis Laree quickly escapes and now goes behind Stephanie McMahon and hooks her up in the a hammer lock…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trying to find a way out of it…
Mark:Alexis Laree now over powers Stephanie McMahon and drives her chest first right in to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Nice use of her power right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree now spins Stephanie McMahon around and nails her with a hard knife edge chop right across the chest…
Rhino:Here comes another chop…
Mark:One more chop right across the chest of Stephanie McMahon… As Alexis Laree now whips Stephanie McMahon off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is out of the corner and Alexis Laree nails her with a Flying Clothesline! Taking her right off of her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is coming out firing right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Stephanie McMahon 1……………2…………Kickout by Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is rolling out of the ring…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is trying to get away from Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Where is Stephanie McMahon going?
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is walking up the ramp and it looks like she is leaving…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is following her up the ramp…
Mark:Alexis Laree grabs Stephanie McMahon by the hair and is dragging her back down to ringside…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just rolled her back in to the ring…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is backing off in the corner… Alexis Laree goes in after her… Stephanie McMahon grabs Alexis Laree by the tights and pulls her in shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is holding on to her shoulder…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks up Alexis Laree… Single Arm DDT! Right down on to the arm that went in to the ring post…
Rhino:Smart move by Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Alexis Laree 1…………..2………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon grabs her by the arm and hooks her in to a hammer lock and now slams her down right on to that injured arm…
Rhino:What is Stephanie McMahon doing now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon stretches out the arm of Alexis Laree and stomps right on to the arm…
Rhino:That will do some damage to you…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up on to her feet right now in the corner…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is eyeing her up…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon sets Alexis Laree up on the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble…
Mark:Superplex! No! Alexis Laree holds on and knocks Stephanie McMahon off the top rope…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes off the top rope… Flying Headscissors by Alexis Laree taking Stephanie McMahon off of her feet…
Rhino:Really nice move by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is staggering back up on to her feet.. CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Big kick right there by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Stephanie McMahon 1………………….2………………3………….NO! Stephanie McMahon gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to go in for the kill…
Mark:Stpehanie McMahon hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Stephanie McMahon blocks with shots right to the midsection of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trying to drive her back in to the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon goes in for a shot… Alexis Laree blocks and nails her with a couple of forearms… Alexis Laree goes for a clothesline… Stephanie McMahon ducks… Backslide! 1……………….2…………..3……..NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is getting back up.. Stephanie McMahon hooks up Alexis Laree… DDT! NO! Alexis Laree blocks… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………2…………….3……….NO! Stephanie McMahon kicks out…
Rhino:Close one…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now looking to put Stephanie McMahon away right here and now…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon looks to be completely out of it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is back up… Alexis Laree with a kick to the midsection… LAREE DDT! NO! Hard Right Hand to the injured arm of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon went back to the injured arm…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon kicks Alexis Laree in the midsection… DDT! Stephanie McMahon hooks the leg 1……………2…………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEPHANIE McMAHON!
Rhino:So it is official… It will be Stephanie McMahon taking on Mya Parks for the EWA Womens Championship at May-Hem…
Mark:That should be one hell of an EWA Womens Title Match… As we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph get up in to each other face right now… Lone Jobber goes for a quick jab as he catches Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right away and now fires away with another couple of stinging jabs to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Lone Jobber now sends Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes and Lone Jobber connects with an elbow right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up on to his feet shaking off the elbow…
Mark:Lone Jobber now charges in at Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph side steps Lone Jobber and takes him over with a hip toss…
Rhino:Nice way to use Lone Jobber’s momentum against him…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scores with a Dropkick! Knocking Lone Jobber through the middle rope and to the outside of the ring goes the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is coming out firing…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph launches himself over the top rope and right down on to El Presidente… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now mounts Lone Jobber on the outside of the ring and now hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on the top rope…Lone Jobber gets back up… Flying Clothesline! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph taking El Presidente off of his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is not getting off to a great start here in this contest…
Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs Lone Jobber and pulls him up by the hair… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hooks up Lone Jobber… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Lone Jobber driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has now headed to the outside of the ring and is looking around ringside…
Rhino:Rampage has found a steel chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph lines him up… Chair Shot! No! Lone Jobber ducks underneath the chair and now connects with a spinning neckbreaker…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saved himself by ducking that chair shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber now positioning that Steel Chair in the ring… Lone Jobber hooks him up… Brainbuster! Dropping Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right down head first on to the Steel Chair…
Rhion:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph after that Brainbuster…
Mark:The Referee is saying Troy “The Rampage” Joseph can continue in this match up…Lone Jobber is now opening up the Steel Chair….Lone Jobber whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold! Right on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has taken back control of this contest…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is bringing a Table in to the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is slowly getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber has the table setup in the corner… Lone Jobber hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Suplex! No! Troy Joseph escapes… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice escape by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is positioning the table where he wants it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a kick to the midsection… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Is Lone Jobber down and out?
Mark:The referee is checking on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:The referee is saying that Lone Jobber can continue…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks to be on the verge of losing the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just brought another table in to the ring…
Mark:The Table is standing up in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in at Lone Jobber… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Lone Jobber moves and Troy Joseph goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw what was coming and was able to get out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now dragging Troy “The Rampage” Joseph out of the corner… Boston Crab!
Rhino:This is the move that allowed him to win the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Lone Jobber has it locked in as Troy Joseph tries to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Can Troy “The Rampage” Joseph get to the ropes or will he tap out?
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to power his way to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to keep him away…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph reaches out for the ropes… Lone Jobber pulls him back away from the ropes…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph was so close to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber is having the referee ask Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is saying no…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph reaches out and Grabs The Ropes!
Rhino:The damage has been done to the challenger…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph ducks underneath and now spins Lone Jobber around… THE PLUGGER!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is tryng to stop Lone Jobber from breathing…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to fight it…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to turn purple…
Mark:The referee is lifting up the arm of Lone Jobber… The Arm Goes Up… The Arm Goes Down! On The Rope!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph thought he had just won the EWA Total Impact Championsip…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now trying to figure out his next move…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has picked up the steel chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Steel Meets Skull!
Rhino:El Presidente has been laid out in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now hooking up Lone Jobber… Figure Four!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get the to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber doesn’t look like he has a lot left in him…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to make him tap out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to turn Troy “The Rampage” Joseph over…
Rhino:Can he do it?
Mark:Lone Jobber turns him over and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns him back over and Lone Jobber is still trapped in the Figure Four!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking Lone Jobber if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is shaking his head no…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to put the pressure on him… Lone Jobber reaches and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just went to the outside of the ring and has brought a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has now been laid out on the table by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! NO! Lone Jobber rolls off the table and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph put his body on the line and it didn’t pay off…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trapped in the Cloverleaf…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Does Troy “The Rampage” Joseph have anything left in the tank?
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph reaches out… Lone Jobber pulls him back in to the center of the ring… TROY JOSEPH TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading in to May-Hem as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Who will win the 2009 EWA Royal Rumble? Who will be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion? We will find out at May-Hem! Good Night Everyone!
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