Wednesday Night Xtreme 06-10-09

Mark:We are live in Tacoma, Washington tonight for Wednesday Night Xtreme and what a Main Event we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:It will be Jeremy Johnson challenging for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:Paul Heyman believes that his client will win the EWA Total Impact Championship tonight…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has other plans…

Mark:We will also crown a new Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship as well when Alan Matthews battles Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:The winner will compete for the title at High Stakes…

Mark:Also we will crown a Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship when Ivory, Mya Parks, Justice Taylor and Felony battle here tonight…

Rhino:Plus you cant forget about the The Lone Jobber Appreciation Week Celebration Finale!

Mark:No you can not… So lets not waste anymore time and get set for tonights Opening Contest…

Gorch Fock vs J-Twisted

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!

(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!

(“Toccata” plays a Gorch Fock enters the arena…)

Mark:Gorch Fock locks up with J-Twisted and backs him right up in to the ropes… Gorch Fock with a couple of hard chops right across the chest of J-Twisted…

Rhino:Gorch Fock is opening up on J-Twisted…

Mark:Gorch Fock now whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… Reversal by J-Twisted… Gorch Fock comes off the ropes… Flapjack!

Rhino:J-Twisted dropped Gorch Fock straight in to the mat…

Mark:Gorch Fock gets back up on to his feet… J-Twisted hooks up Gorch Fock… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Gorch Fock is spinning around…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By J-Twisted laying out Gorch Fock… J-Twisted covers Gorch Fock 1………….2….. Kickout by Gorch Fock…

Rhino:Gorch Fock is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted with a couple of right hands and now backs Gorch Fock up in the corner… J-Twisted whips Gorch Fock off in to the farside…J-Twisted charges in… Gorch Fock gets his boot up…

Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering around…

Mark:Gorch Fock goes behind J-Twisted… German Release Suplex!

Rhino:Really nice suplex right there by Gorch Fock…

Mark:J-Twisted is getting slow to get back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock now scoops up J-Twisted… Spinning Scoop Slam!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Gorch Fock is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like Gorch Fock is going to fly…

Mark:Frog Splash! No! J-Twisted gets his knees up…

Rhino:The air just got driven right out of Gorch Fock…

Mark:J-Twisted now with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!

Rhino:Gorch Fock has been laid out in the center of the ring…

Mark:J-Twisted now heads up on to the top rope… Swanton Bomb! Connects!

Rhino:J-Twisted is totally in control right now…

Mark:Gorch Fock is staggering back up on to his feet… J-Twisted hooks up Gorch Fock… ONE HITTA QUITTA!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg 1……………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!

Rhino:J-Twisted with another strong victory here tonight at Wednesday Night Xtreme…

Mark:J-Twisted is on a roll and still to come tonight… We will see Alan Matthews and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph battle for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Total Impact Championship… As we get set for more in ring action…

Subway vs Dante Daevain

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall.. Introducing First… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied by Megumi Kudo… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” Plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway goes right after Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Subway just starts to hammer Dante Daevain…

Mark:Subway with rights and lefts to Dante Daevain as he backs him up in to the ropes… Subway with an irish whip… Dante Daevain with a reversal and now Subway comes off the ropes… Big Running Knee! Right in to the midsection of Subway…

Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now stepping right on the throat of Subway…

Rhino:Subway is trying get the foot off of his throat…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now pulling Subway back up on to his feet…Dante Daevain with a couple of hard knees to the midsection of Subway and now hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Subway was sent across the ring…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Subway 1……………..2………..Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain now scoops up Subway… Snake Eyes!

Rhino:Subway was dropped head first right on the top turnbuckle…

Mark:Subway is spinning around… As Dante Daevain hooks him up… Death Valley Driver! No! Subway escapes out of the DVD…

Rhino:Subway just clipped the legs right out from underneath Dante Daevain…

Mark:Subway is now stomping away at Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Subway is now looking to pick apart Dante Daevain…

Mark:Subway drags Dante Daevain over to the ropes and now puts his leg on the middle rope and now Subway drops all of his weight right down on to the leg of Dante Daevain…

Rhino:You can see that Dante is starting to feel the pain now…

Mark:Subway drops his weight once again right down on to the leg of Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is holding on to his leg right now…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now slow to get back up on to his feet… Subway charges… Low Dropkick!

Rhino:Subway takes the leg right out from underneath Dante Daevain again…

Mark:Subway now hooks up Dante Daevain… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Dante Daevain has been planted in to the mat…

Mark:Subway covers Dante Daevain 1………………..2……………3……No! Dante Daevain gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Subway is now waiting for Dante Daevain getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Subway now goes over to the corner and now is climbing up the ropes…

Rhino:Subway is now starting to lay in the right hands to Dante Daevain…

Mark:Dante Daevain with a hard shot to the midsection of Subway… POWERBOMB!

Rhino:Subway has been laid out after that Powerbomb…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Subway 1………………..2………….3…..No! Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now hooking up Subway… LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN!

Rhino:Dante Daevain could have Subway right here and now…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Subway 1………………2………….3………..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now looking to finish Subway off right now…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Subway… THE FALL OF MAN! NO! Subway blocks and now kicks Dante Daevain right in the bad leg…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is hurting…

Mark:SUBLINE! As now Subway hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!

Rhino:Really nice get back on track victory here tonight for the X-Core Soldier Subway as he tries to get things back in gear and back in the hunt after coming up short last week…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see Lone Jobber in action as he defends his EWA Total Impact Championship against “Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson… As we get back to more action here at Wednesday Night Xtreme…

Big Daddy Ace vs Al Snow

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“New Divide” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)

Mark:Al Snow making his first one on one appearance in a few years tonight…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has a lot on his plate as he gets set for a big match with Shane McMahon at High Stakes…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Al Snow with right hands… Big Daddy Ace now whips Al Snow off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace nails Al Snow with a Back Elbow!

Rhino:Al Snow gets right back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Al Snow and takes him over with a Vertical Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Al Snow 1……………….2………….Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now goes behind Al Snow and now nails him with a couple of shots right to the back of the head…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is just nailing him with hard shots…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Al Snow… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Al Snow flips out of it and now spins Big Daddy Ace around… Trapping Headbutts!

Rhino:Al Snow is really connecting with those headbutts…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is dazed after those headbutts… Al Snow with a big hard uppercut knocking Big Daddy Ace right off of his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Al Snow hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Monkey Flip!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…

Mark:Superkick! By Al Snow laying out Big Daddy Ace… Al Snow covers Big Daddy Ace 1………….2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet and stops Al Snow up on the top rope…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now climbing up on to the top rope…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Al Snow… Superplex!

Rhino:Al Snow driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Al Snow 1…………………2………….3…..No! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now waits for Al Snow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Al Snow is back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Al Snow… Jackhammer!

Rhino:Al Snow driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Al Snow 1…………………..2…………..3………NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in control right now…

Mark:Al Snow is slow to get back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Al Snow moves out of the way…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace went hard right in to the corner…

Mark:Al Snow with a School Boy! 1………………2…………….3……….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up…

Mark:Gutwrench Powerbomb! By Al Snow driving Big Daddy Ace right down in to the mat…

Rhino:Al Snow is heading back up on to the top rope…

Mark:MOONSAULT! Connects… As Al Snow covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………2…………….3…………NO! Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Really close nearfall right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Al Snow is ready to finish him off right now…

Mark:Al Snow hooks up Big Daddy Ace… SNOW PLOW! No! Big Daddy Ace escapes and shoves Al Snow in to the corner…

Rhino:Al Snow is staggering back out of the corner…

Mark:SPEAR! NO! Al Snow with a leap frog… Big Daddy Ace turns around… SNOW PLOW! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes again… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:Al Snow has been laid out…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Al Snow 1………………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:Al Snow’s return didn’t go exactly as he had planned…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace builds momentum as he heads in to a High Stakes showdown with Shane McMahon… As we now get set for more action…

Father Kenji Matsumoto vs Doug Kinsella

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… FATHER KENJI MATSUMOTO!

(“One Thousand Apologies” plays as Father Kenji Matsumoto enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes right after Father Kenji Matsumoto as he nails him with hard couple of Uppercuts right underneath the jaw…

Rhino:This is Father Kenji Matsumoto first appearance in the ring after weeks of hype…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips Father Kenji Matsumoto off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella with a really nice dropkick right underneath the jaw of Father Kenji Matsumoto…

Mark:Doug Kinsella with a quick cover 1……………….2…………Kickout by Father Kenji Matsumoto…

Rhino:Father Kenji Matsumoto is getting back up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now charges at Father Kenji Matsumoto… Spin Heel Kick! No! Father Kenji Matsumoto ducks the Spin Kick…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets right back up…

Mark:Father Kenji Matsumoto hooks up Doug Kinsella… Jawbreaker!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is spinning around…

Mark:Shoulder Breaker! By Father Kenji Matsumoto laying out Doug Kinsella… As Father Kenji Matsumoto now covers Doug Kinsella 1………………2…………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:The Number One Contender Doug Kinsella is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Father Kenji Matsumoto scoops up Doug Kinsella and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Father Kenji Matsumoto is heading up on the top rope…

Mark:Flying Headbutt! No! Doug Kinsella moves out of the way…

Rhino:Father Kenji Matsumoto missed big time with that Headbutt…

Mark:Father Kenji Matsumoto is staggering back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella hooks up Father Kenji Matsumoto… DK Cutter!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella lays out Father Kenji Matsumoto with that DK Cutter…

Mark:Doug Kinsella with another cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Father Kenji Matsumoto…

Rhino:Father Kenji Matsumoto is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella lines up Father Kenji Matsumoto… Spinebuster!

Rhino:Father Kenji Matsumoto was drilled in to the mat…

Mark:Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… SRPINGBOARD TORNADO SENTON!

Rhino:Big move right there by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Father Kenji Matsumoto 1………………2…………….3…….NO! Father Kenji Matsumoto gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella thought he had him right there…

Mark:The Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is looking to put Father Kenji Matsumoto away right now…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is going to be heading in to High Stakes to take on Rob Van Dam for the World Title…

Mark:Doug Kinsella lines up Father Kenji Matsumoto… FINAL ENCOUNTER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………..2……………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:The momentum continues to build for the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark: Now isn’t that going to be a great event, but as for tonight, it looks like we are about to top off the president mandated Lone Jobber Appreciation Week Celebration Finale.

Rhino: That’s right Mark, the ring has been transformed for this special occasion.

Mark: I think I hear something Rhino, yes, look up the ramp, it looks like…

Rhino: Is that a full marching band?

Mark: Yes and as they make their way down the isle, seems they are trying to set the mood by playing Hail to the Chef.

Rhino: And here I was thinking he might have wanted to start off with A-Team…

Mark: But this is Jobber, you know how he likes playing down the whole team angle.

Rhino: Right. Well it seems the band is in position flanking the isle.

Mark: Anytime now.

(As the crowd seems to be getting restless, a big firework explosion happens near the ramp, immediately following the band picks up into “I Want It All”, streamers and balloons start to fall from the ceiling.)

Mark: And yes, there he is, the man of the hour..

Rhino: No Mark, the man of the week…

Mark: Jobber is all smiles here tonight…

Rhino: He seems to be making his way slowly down to the ring, taking in as much of the cheering as he can…

Mark: These people consider him the hometown hero tonight, I really doubt you’ll be hearing much of that unusual booing that has followed him these last few weeks.

Rhino: I would say that fame has gone to his head, but its not exactly like he’s overly changed too much afterall..

Mark: Well he’s made his way into the ring, and has made his way behind the podium…

Rhino: Mark, any clue what’s under that curtain?

Mark: I don’t know, but I feel we’ll soon find out…

Lone Jobber: While most people would start a speech off thanking the audience in attendance for showing up, it is you all who should be thanking me after all for making my presence known before you.
Tonight, just like every other night this past week, we give tribute the single greatest athlete that has ever signed with this company. As this company is in the mitts of celebrating a decade of existence,
it is only now that we as a company fully accept that while the Hall of Fame slowly begins to fill, there is one name that soars higher than any other. (Crowd – RVD..RVD..RVD..) We’re not talking about
one of the greatest monthly superstars here, we’re talking about the greatest star week in and week out. The only man who can rightly call himself a real champion in this company. Folks, tonight we give
thanks to all that this great man has given us over the past ten years. A man without equals in and out of this ring. This fine gentleman has brought quality entertainment as both a world class wrestler and as might I add, the single most professional host that we have had the pleasure of listening, as well as often viewing live via web cast, in our various media outlets. Now I’m sure your puny minds have noticed just to the left of myself, the benefactor’s gift to this great man. Now then, without further adu, I present to all that are
witnessing this act of greatness, the Lone Jobber Tiers of Success.

(The curtain rises and it reveals a golden championship case.)

Mark: Now look at all that…

Rhino: If I’m not mistaken, there is a championship representing every title he’s ever held…

Mark: And is that a gold medal I spot?

Rhino: Indeed. Now there is a big of a large empty spot on that other side, isn’t there?

Mark: There is.

Jobber: And as you can see, this case is nearly full, nearly complete. And tonight it all comes full circle. Tonight, it is my duty, nay, my honor as El Grande Presidente to present the final championship to the man who we are honoring this evening. If you will…

(The band starts up playing “We are the Champions” as Pierre comes out carrying the 2009 Royal Rumble Trophy.)

Jobber: Ain’t that a beauty? It is my honor to present this great trophy to, not only a great man, but a humble man, so on behalf of the great Extreme Wrestling Alliance, I present the May-Hem Rumble Trophy…
TO ME… BAH HA HA HA HA HA.

Mark: And now it looks complete..

Jobber: And now with that done, with the final piece to this grand puzzle finally in place, I stand before all of you, as THEE real Cham-

(“Walk” hits over the PA system, from the back comes the EWA World Champion, Rob Van Dam.)

Rhino: I’m sure I know one many who would disagree with Jobber calling himself the only champion.

Jobber: I thought I smelled something in the back, seems it wasn’t just the Aroma of Tacoma (crowd boos)… but… wait… Rob? What the fuck you doing here? I thought you only showed up at the very end of the
month.

RVD: Well there is all this talk about thee champion but everyone knows thee champion is your favorite superstar and mine… Rob… Van…

Jobber: Jobber (thumb points while crowd boos.) I am the man around here in these parts Van Dam. I AM. I AM. I am the man that has done it all.. and you…

Mark: My god, it’s Doug Kinsella just came out from behind and laid out Van Dam with a chair..

Jobber: and you just got owned. Now play, MY, music…

(The marching band once again begins playing “I Want It All” as Jobber leaves the ring.)

Mark:Looks like Lone Jobber gets his celebration tonight and also Doug Kinsella send a message to Rob Van Dam that he is coming for him at High Stakes as we get set for more action…

Number One Contendership for the EWA Womens Championship
Ivory vs Mya Parks vs Felony vs Justice Taylor

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… From Memphis, Tn…Weighing in at 127 Pounds… FELONY!

(“We Are Rockstars” plays as Felony enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…MYA PARKS!

(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… Her Opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in ag 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!

(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… IVORY!

(Ivory’s Theme Plays as she enters the arena…)

Mark:Ivory goes right after Justice Taylor nailing her with hard forearm shots…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is coming back with shots to Ivory…

Mark:Felony just charged at Mya Parks and knocked her back in to the corner with a running hard knee…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is choking Ivory in the corner…

Mark:Felony now whips Mya Parks off in to the farside corner… Felony comes charging in and Mya Parks moves out of the way…

Rhino:Felony went charging in shoulder first and went right in to the ring post hard…

Mark:Mya Parks now hooks up Felony… Single Arm DDT! By Mya Parks to Felony…

Rhino:Ivory is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Justice Taylor scoops up Ivory and slams her straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Ivory is down as Justice Taylor is heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Mya Parks with a hammerlock to Felony and slams her straight down to the canas dropping her right on his arm…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects… But Ivory rolls over 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Justice Taylor…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Mya Parks tosses Felony out of the ring… Mya Parks and Ivory are now face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both women are now trading forearm shots back and forth right now…

Mark:Look at these two women go at it right now…

Rhino:They both want to be the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…

Mark:Look Out! From behind Justice Taylor shoves Mya Parks in to Ivory…

Rhino:Both women went down to the mat hard…

Mark:Felony has made her way back to the ring… Justice Taylor catches her coming in and scores with a big DDT!

Rhino:Felony has been planted with that DDT…

Mark:Justice Taylor covers Felony 1………………2……………3…….NO! Ivory comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Ivory is laying in to Justice Taylor right now…

Mark:Ivory is now waiting for Justice Taylor to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:It looks like Ivory is going to end things right now…

Mark:Mya Parks is back up on to her feet and just grabbed Ivory by the hair… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Mya Parks could have her right here and now…

Mark:Mya Parks covers Ivory 1…………….2…………3………NO! Justice Taylor comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Big Right Hand!

Mark:Justice Taylor with a huge knock out type right hand to Mya Parks…

Rhino:Ivory is now slow to get back up on to her feet right now…

Mark:Justice Taylor is looking to put her away…

Rhino:Felony is picking up Mya Parks…

Mark:Felony is hooking up Mya Parks…

Rhino:Justice has Ivory in place right now…

Mark:DDT! NO! Ivory blocks…

Rhino:JUDGE’S GRAVEL! NO!

Mark:POISON IVORY!

Rhino:IMPACT!

Mark:Heres the cover 1……………….2…………….3………. ITS OVER!

Rhino:Who won?

Mark:I am not sure as both Ivory and Mya Parks both went for the pin at the same time…

Rhino:Looks like we are going to find out…

Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that both Mya Parks and Ivory pinned their opponents at the same time… Their For… The Winners of the Match… MYA PARKS and IVORY!

Rhino:Now which women is the Number One Contender?

Mark:I guess we are going to find out in the coming weeks… As we get set for some mix tag team action…

Triple H & Stephanie McMahon vs Steele & Alexis Laree

Pa Announcer:This next contest is Mixed Tag Team Action and is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 434 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE & STEELE!

(“Rebirth” plays as Alexis Laree & Steele enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at a combined weight of 395 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion STEPHANIE McMAHON and The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon enter the arena…)

Mark:It is going to Triple H and Steele starting things out for their respective teams… As Triple H goes in for a right hand… Steele blocks and now begins to open up on Triple H…

Rhino:Big right hands coming Triple H’s way from Steele…

Mark:Steele backs Triple H up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Steele… Triple H comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet by the ropes…

Mark:Steele charges in and clotheslines Triple H over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H is frustrated on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon is trying to calm down her husband on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Whats going on here…

Mark:The Steeles come flying off the top rope and landing right on Triple H and Stephanie McMahon on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree took out Stephanie and Steele took out Triple H…

Mark:The fans get excited after that double team as Steele rolls Triple H back in to the ring… Steele gets back in to the ring and charges and scores with a clothesline knocking Triple H right off of his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is asking for the tag…

Mark:Steele holds Triple H open by the arm and Alexis Laree comes down from the top rope and scores with a Double Axe Handle…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is taunting Stephanie McMahon right now…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Triple H 1…. Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game was easily able to powerout…

Mark:Steele gets the tag back in from Alexis Laree and now goes behind Triple H and hooks him up for a Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Steele taking it right to Triple H…

Mark:Steele covers Triple H 1……………..2……………Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Steele ducks his head and Triple H puts on the breakss and kicks Steele right in the face…

Rhino:Steele is spinning around…

Mark:Triple H with a Short Arm Clothesline! Spinning Steele inside out…

Rhino:Triple H is following up with stomps right to the chest…

Mark:Triple H hooks up Steele and nails him with a Backbreaker! As Triple H covers Steele 1……………2…………..Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:It is now Steele who is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H whips Steele back in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H laying out Steele…

Rhino:Triple H just told Alexis Laree to “Suck It”…

Mark:The EWA Womens Champion Stephanie McMahon is watching her husband pick apart William Steele right now…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to encourage her husband to get back up…

Mark:Steele is back up… Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER! NO! Countered in to a DDT! By Steele…

Rhino:Nice counter…

Mark:Both Steele and Triple H are down in the center of the ring and both men need to make a tag…

Rhino:Triple H makes the tag to Stephanie McMahon…

Mark:Alexis Laree gets the tag… Alexis Laree and Stephanie McMahon are now trading shots back and forth…

Rhino:Look at them go at it…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon with a hard kick to the midsection of Alexis Laree and now slams her down by her hair…

Rhino:That has to hurt…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon now picks her back up and whips her off in to the ropes… Stephanie McMahon goes for a clothesline… Alexis Laree ducks and comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is opening up on Stephanie McMahon…

Mark:The EWA Womens Champion now staggers back up on to her feet… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Stephanie McMahon 1……………….2…………….3……..NO! Triple H comes in and makes the save…

Rhino:Here comes Steele…

Mark:Steele clotheslines Triple H out of the ring…

Rhino:Steele went over the top rope as well…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for the EWA Womens Champion to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is pulling herself up slowly…

Mark:LAREE DDT! NO! Stephanie McMahon counters and Slaps Alexis Laree right across the face… Stephanie McMahon now hooks her up… DDT! NO! Alexis Laree counters… Northern Lights Suplex with a Bridge! 1………………2…………..3…..NO! Stephanie McMahon kicks out…

Rhino:So very close…

Mark:Triple H just sent Steele hard in to the steps…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is back up…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Triple H is in the ring and spins Alexis Laree around… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:How dare he do something like that…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon falls on top of Alexis Laree 1………………2………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners TRIPLE H and STEPHANIE McMAHON!

Rhino:Triple H came in and Pedigree Stephanie McMahon allowing her to pick up the victory for the team…

Mark:Its now time to find out who will be the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs “Dead Eye” Alan Matthews

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…From Grand Rapids, Mi…Weighing in a 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:Well the bell sounds and this one is underway… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails Alan Matthews with straight hands… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph backs him right up in to the corner…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is nailing him with hard shots right to the midsection…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now whips Alan Matthews off in to the farside corner… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges with a clothesline… Alan Matthews moves out of the way…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is quickly up on the middle rope…

Mark:Flying Shoulder Block! By Alan Matthews knocking Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right off of his feet…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of hard chops right across the chest of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Alan Matthews knocks Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off of his feet with a hard uppercut…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up in the corner…

Mark:Alan Matthews pulls him out of the corner and takes him over with a Stalling Suplex! Alan Matthews floats over in to the cover 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now pulling Troy “The Rampage” Joseph back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a low dropkick taking out the leg of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is dazed after that dropkick…

Mark:Alan Matthews charges in for a big kick… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph moves his head out of the way… School Boy! 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up…

Mark:Dropkick! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph catching Alan Matthews square in the jaw…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is starting to get fired back up…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now scoops up Alan Matthews… Running Powerslam!

Rhino:Alan Matthews was drilled right in to the center of the ring…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2……………Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is struggling now to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes behind Alan Matthews… Belly to Back Suplex! Dropping Alan Matthews right on the back of the head…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects right down on to Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph could have Alan Matthews right here and now…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2…………3…….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is looking to set him up…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a hard kick in to the midsection… POWERBOMB! NO! DDT!

Rhino:What a counter right there by Alan Matthews…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets his arm on top of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Cover 1………………2………….3…..NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Both men are now slow to get back up on to their feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a right hand…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph comes back with a right hand of his own…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph takes charge with shots and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for a clothesline… Alan Matthews ducks…

Rhino:Alan Matthews has Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up…

Mark:DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:That could be the move that makes Alan Matthews the Number One Contender…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………….2………….3………NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is ready to put Troy “The Rampage” Joseph away right here and now…

Mark:Alan Matthews has Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph escapes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:That’s It!

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph makes the cover 1…………………2………………3………….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:How in the world did he kick out…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is frustrated with the referee right now…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Alan Matthews moves out of the way…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering around…

Mark:Alan Matthews has him up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph escapes… SMALL PACKAGE! 1……………….2………….3………..ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that Both Mens Shoulders Were Down and their for… This Match up is a DRAW! Making Both Men the Number One Contenders for the EWA Total Impact Championship!

Rhino:Unlike the ruling earlier in the night… We do know that it will be both Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews challenging the winner of the EWA Total Impact Championship at High Stakes…

Mark:We will find out who the EWA Total Impact Champion will be right now as we send it to the ring for our Main Event…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs “Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied by Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON!

(“American Nightmare” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent..From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber gets right up in to the face of Jeremy Johnson and slaps him right across the face…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is laughing…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is angered by that and charges right at Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber ducks his head between the ropes and is having the referee back him away…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… Jeremy Johnson blocks and kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and now starts to hammer him with a couple of right hands… Jeremy Johnson whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was sent across the ring after that suplex…

Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet… Jeremy Johnson charges… Lone Jobber pulls down the top rope and Jeremy Johnson goes flying over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes The Impact Player…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is frustrated right now…

Mark:Paul Heyman is trying to calm him down…

Rhino:Incoming!

Mark:Lone Jobber launches himself over the top rope and he lands right down on to Jeremy Johnson…

Rhino:El Presidente is coming out firing here tonight…

Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Jeremy Johnson back in to the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! No! Jeremy Johnson clubs Lone Jobber in the midsection…

Rhino:That has to knock the wind right out of you…

Mark:Lone Jobber is pushing himself up… Jeremy Johnson charges and kicks him right in the ribs…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is now picking up Lone Jobber.. Gutbuster!

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson continues to try to knock the wind out of Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet… The Impact Player kicks him hard in the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb!

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has been laid out in the center of the ring…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson has headed to the outside of the ring and is looking to bring a table in to the ring…

Rhino:I think it looks like he wants to put him away…

Mark:The table has been setup…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jeremy Johsnon has him setup… FULL NELSON SLAM! NO! Lone Jobber escapes and clips the leg of Jeremy Johnson…

Rhino:This could be Lone Jobber’s chance…

Mark:ANKLE LOCK!

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is trying to fight his way out of the Ankle Lock…

Mark:Can Lone Jobber lock it in?

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is crawling to the ropes…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is almost there… Lone Jobber pulls him away from the ropes…

Rhino:The referee is asking him if he wants to give it up…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson says no and continues to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:Can Jeremy Johnson hang on?

Mark:JEREMY JOHNSON TAPS!

Rhino:Why isnt it over?

Mark:Paul Heyman is distracting the referee…

Rhino:Lone Jobber thinks he has won…

Mark:He is telling the referee to raise his hand and the referee is saying no…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is telling him he tapped out…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber turns around… MISSION STATEMENT!

Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head just bounced right off the mat…

Mark:Paul Heyman is screaming at the referee to ring the bell…

Rhino:The referee is saying Lone Jobber can continue…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is once again setting up the table…

Rhino:The table is in position right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is slow to get back up on to his feet… Jeremy Johnson has him up… TOTAL IMPACT! NO! Lone Jobber escapes… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson has been laid out on the table after that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber is heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is screaming…

Mark:450 SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE! CONNECTS!

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is out…

Mark:The referee is calling for the bell… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber once again retains the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:We now know it will be Lone Jobber taking on Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews for the EWA Total Impact Championship at High Stakes…

Rhino:What a night of action we had tonight…

Mark:We will see you at Saturday Night Torture… Good Night Everyone!

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