Thursday Night Chaos 09-10-09
Mark:We are live here at the First Mariner Arena here in Baltimore, Maryland… And what a night of action we have for everyone tonight Rhino…
Rhino:This is going to be a big sh…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:It looks like we are going to be hearing from the comissioner to start things off tonight…
McConnell:Lets not waste anyone time Rob, As you may be the Whole Fn’ Show, but this is MY Show, so lets get THIS show started Right Now!
Rhino:Looks like McConnell is calling out RVD to start off the show tonight…
Rob Van Dam Vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Mark:Rob Van Dam locks up with William McConnell as both men are battling for position… William McConnell transitions in to a side headlock in on Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:RVD is fighting out of it…
Mark:Rob Van Dam shoves William McConnell off in to the ropes… McConnell comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip! By RVD sending William McConnell flying across the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD charges and takes William McConnell over the top rope with a clothesline…
Rhino:Look at RVD getting the crowd fired up…
Mark:RVD charges and now flips over the top rope and lands right down on top of the EWA Commissioner…
Rhino:Listen to the fans chant for RVD…
Mark:RVD now rolls William McConnell back in to the ring and taunts with the crowd to do the R-V-D Thumb Pose…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is getting set to compete for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on September 30th at the Biggest Show of the Year, Glory…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now slingshots himself back in to the ring and lands right on top of William McConnell with a Leg Drop… RVD covers McConnell 1…………………2………………Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is backing up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Rob Van Dam charges in at William McConnell with shoulder blocks… RVD flips backwards… Here comes a third shoulder block… William McConnell moves out of the way and RVD goes shoulder first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Looks like William McConnell had that move well scouted…
Mark:William McConnell takes RVD over with a Snapmare followed by a Flipping Neckbreaker!
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get focused now as he seems to be looking around and not completely in to this match up at the moment…
Mark:William McConnell now stomps away at RVD as RVD gets back up on to his feet.. William McConnell hooks him up… Atomic Drop! Followed by a Belly to Back Suplex! By William McConnell…
Rhino:Solid combination right there…
Mark:William McConnell now covers RVD 1……………..2…………..Kickout by RVD… William McConnell now starts to lock in a Rear Chinlock in on RVD…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to wear down RVD…
Mark:William McConnell is once again looking around and is not concentrating on RVD…
Rhino:I wonder whats going on in his mind…
Mark:William McConnell with a hard knree right in to the back of RVD as he lets go of the chin lock…
Rhino:RVD is holding on to his back as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD is back up and William McConnell scoops him up and slams him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:William McConnell is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell slow to climb up to the top rope…
Rhino:He is looking around again, I dont think he is fully focused like he should be…
Mark:William McConnell is going to fly… 10.0 Frog Splash! No! Missed as Rob Van Dam rolls out of the way…
Rhino:William McConnell took to long to get up on to the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell staggers up… RVD with Forearm Shots to William McConnell and follows it up with a Windmill Kick!
Rhino:He caught William McConnell good with that kick…
Mark:RVD now drags William McConnell over to the corner… Split Leg Moonsault! Connects! RVD covers William McConnell 1………………..2…………3…….NO! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:RVD is now positioning William McConnell again…
Mark:RVD comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder! No! William McConnell moves…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD staggers around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! RVD ducks and has William McConnell up on his shoulders… Steamroller Slam! Connects!
Rhino:RVD quickly up on to the top rope…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:What height on that Frog Splash…
MarK:RVD covers William McConnell 1………………2………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROB VAN DAM!
Rhino:RVD continues to build up momentum as he is looking to regain his EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Glory….
Mark:William McConnell walks to the back with his head down knowing that he blew this opportunity… But still to come tonight in our Main Event it will be Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart teaming up to take on Triple H and Lone Jobber… As we now get set for our next contest here at Thursday Night Chaos…
Qualifier For Total Impact Fatal Four Way At Glory
Chris Kane Vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Qualifier for the Fatal Four Way at Glory… Introducing first… .From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHRIS KANE!
(“I Stand Alone” plays as Chris Kane enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:One of these two men will move on to challenge for the EWA Total Impact Championship at Glory…
Mark:Al Snow goes for a clothesline.. Chris Kane ducks and now spins Al Snow around and starts nailing him with right hands..
Rhino:Chris Kane is really connecting with those right hands…
Mark:Chris Kane now whips Al Snow off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Al Snow is getting right back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Chris Kane now charges in at Al Snow… Al Snow gets his boots up in the face of Chris Kane…
Rhino:Chris Kane is spinning around…
Mark:Al Snow comes out of the corner and takes Chris Kane off of his feet with a running head scissors…
Rhino:Chris Kane staggers back up…
Mark:Al Snow now locks the arms of Chris Kane and starts nailing him with trapping headbutts…
Rhino:Those headbutts seem to have dazed Chris Kane…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up Chris Kane… Front Face Suplex! By Al Snow driving Chris Kane right in to the mat…
Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow is going to fly… Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:Big time moonsault right there by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow covers Chris Kane 1………………..2……….3……..NO! Chris Kane gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Al Snow is now waiting for Chris Kane to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow has him lined up…
Mark:Al Snow hooks him up… SNOW PLOW! NO! Chris Kane escapes…
Rhino:Chris Kane is now going behind Al Snow…
Mark:Chris Kane hooks him up… German Suplex! No! Al Snow lands on his feet… Chris Kane turns around… Al Snow with a kick to the midsection and now hooks him up… SNOW PLOW!
Rhino:Chris Kane has been laid out…
Mark:Al Snow hooks the leg 1…………2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!
Rhino:Al Snow is heading to Glory as one of the four men in the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:We will find out who the fourth man is later on tonight as we now are going backstage apparently…
Rhino:That’s William McConnell walking around backstage…
Mark:William McConnell just walked up to Lone Jobber…
McConnell:You Got My Attention… Lets Talk.
Rhino:Lets talk?
Mark:No idea what that means, but I guess we will find out sooner or later… As we now send it to the ring for our next contest…
Trish Stratus Vs Mya Parks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!
(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Mark:Trish Stratus locks up with Mya Parks… Mya Parks goes behind Trish Stratus and takes her right off of her feet… Mya Parks now slaps Trish Stratus right in the back of the head before putting a side headlock in on Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Mya Parks is grinding away with the headlock…
Mark:Trish Stratus is fighting her way back up on to her feet… Trish Stratus with elbows to the midsection of Mya Parks and now shoots her off in to the ropes… Mya Parks comes off the ropes and comes charging with a head scissors taking Trish Stratus right off of her feet…
Rhino:Trish Stratus gets right back up…
Mark:Mya Parks takes her off of her feet with an arm drag… Mya Parks now works over the arm of Trish Stratus as she pulls her up on to her feet with a hammerlock… Mya Parks scoops up Trish Stratus and slams her right down on to her arm…
Rhino:Nice way to follow up with the hammerlock…
Mark:Mya Parks now comes off the ropes and connects with a Flipping Leg Drop! Right down on to Trish Stratus… Mya Parks covers Trish Stratus 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is getting back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Mya Parks with forearm shots to Trish Stratus and now hooks up Trish Stratus…Float Over Suplex! Mya Parks goes for another cover 1…………2…….Trish Stratus kicks out again…
Rhino:All of the EWA Women must be chomping at the bit to get to Glory Mark…
Mark:That’s right because of the announcement that its all Women are able to compete in a ladder match for the EWA Womens Champinship…
Rhino:That’s an opportunity of a life time for some women…
Mark:Trish Stratus slowly back up on to her feet… Mya Parks with a kick to the midsection… Facebuster!
Rhino:Trish Stratus driven face first right in to the mat…
Mark:The former EWA Womens Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is slow to get back up…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! No! Trish Stratus ducks the dropkick and Mya Parks crashes and burns as she hits the canvas hard…
Rhino:Mya Parks is now the one slow to get up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus with a couple of hard shots to Mya Parks and now shoots her off in to the ropes… Thez Press! With right hands by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:She is opening up on Mya Parks…
Mark:Mya Parks now staggers back up… Trish Stratus hooks her up.. Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Mya Parks is spinning around…
Mark:Dropkick! By Trish Stratus taking Mya Parks off of her feet… Trish Stratus covers Mya Parks 1……………2……….Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus is now backing Mya Parks up in to the corner…Stratusphere!
Rhino:Nice headscissors take down by Trish Stratus…
Mark:Mya Parks is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:She looks to be out of it…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks her up… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Mya Parks driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Mya Parks 1…………………..2……………3……NO! Mya Parks gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now waiting for Mya Parks to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus lines her up… CHICK KICK! NO! Mya Parks ducks… Drop Toe Hold!
Rhino:Trish Stratus is down on the middle rope…
Mark:Mya Parks charges… 202!
Rhino:Trish Stratus seems to be out on her feet now…
Mark:Mya Parks is now hooking her up… DDT!
Rhino:Trish Stratus was planted…
Mark:Mya Parks covers Trish Stratus 1………………..2…………..3…….NO! Trish Stratus gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Mya Parks is now waiting for Trish Stratus to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Here it comes… IMPACT! NO! Trish Stratus blocks and now spins her around… STRATUSFACTION!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Mya Parks 1…………………..2…………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRISH STRATUS!
Rhino:Welcome back Trish Stratus as she scores a big victory tonight over the former EWA Womens Champion Mya Parks…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will have the emotional final interview with the Legendary Shawn Michaels as he says good bye to the EWA… But for now its back to the ring for another qualifier for the Fatal Four Way at Glory…
Qualifier For Total Impact Fatal Four Way At Glory
Steele Vs Dante Daevain
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Qualifier for the Fatal Four Way at Glory… Introducing first… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds…Accompanied by Alexis Laree…STEELE!
(“Wings of a Butterfly” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Mark:Dante Daevain isnt waiting for the bell as he charges at Steele… Steele ducks the Big Boot!
Rhino:Dante Daevain just got his leg caught on the top rope…
Mark:Steele is taking advantage… Steele hooks up Dante Daevain… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is out…
Mark:Steele covers Dante Daevain 1……………2…………3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:Steele took advantage of Dante Daevain trying to get the early advantage and he gets the victory and is heading to Glory…
Mark:That’s an embarrassing loss for Dante Daevain… As we now get to see the EWA Womens Champion in action…
Non Title
Alexis Laree Vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree locks up with Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo fights her off with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:She caught her good with that last elbow…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks up Alexis Laree and drives her in to the mat with a Suplex… Megumi Kudo goes for a quick cover 1……….2………Alexis Laree kicks out..
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now with a couple of forearm shots as she backs her up in to the corner… Megumi Kudo with an irish whip sending Alexis Laree her off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog! By Megumi Kudo driving her right in to the mat… Megumi Kudo covers Alexis Laree 1…………….2………..Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo waits for Alexis Laree to get back up on to her feet in the corner…
Rhino:Looks like Megumi Kudo has the EWA Womens Champion lined up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges… Handspring Back Elbow! No! Alexis Laree kicks her square in the back…
Rhino:That move didn’t pay off…
Mark:Alexis Laree now charges out of the corner and drives her down to the mat by her hair…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up Megumi Kudo… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree covers Megumi Kudo 1………….2…………..Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now picking up Megumi Kudo and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now up on the top rope… Megumi Kudo staggers up on to her feet and bumps in to the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now caught on the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now climbing up to the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks up Alexis Laree.. SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Alexis Laree 1………………….2……………..3………….NO! Alexis Laree gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there by Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now waiting for the EWA Womens Champion to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Looks like Megumi Kudo is ready to put the EWA Womens Champion away…
Mark:Alexis Laree is staggering up on to her feet… Megumi Kudo kicks her in the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with the cover 1………………..2……………3…………..NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo thought she had the EWA Womens Champion down for the three count…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is looking to put Alexis Laree away right now…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:KUDO DRIVER! NO! Alexis Laree escapes… Roll Up! 1……………….2…………..3……..NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo and Alexis Laree are both getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges… Alexis Laree ducks… Alexis Laree spins Megumi Kudo around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Big time kick right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Megumi Kudo 1…………………2…………….3……….NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion has Megumi Kudo setup… LAREE DDT! NO! Megumi Kudo blocks… Small Package! 1…………….2………3……NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now waits for Alexis Laree to get back up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks up Alexis Laree… KUDO DRIVER! NO! Alexis Laree escapes… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo Planted!
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1…………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion with a solid victory here tonight over Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will be seeing the EWA World Champion J-Twisted in action as we get set for our next contest…
Non Title
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph Vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one falll…Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“My Salvation” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho have just attacked Big Daddy Ace from behind…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was doing his entrance as normal and from behind Stewart and Jericho have come on the attack…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho now pick up Big Daddy Ace and toss him head first right in to the set…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hurting…
Mark:Chris Jericho lines up Big Daddy Ace… CODE BREAKER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out…
Mark:Josh Stewart is hooking up Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:Here comes Troy Joseph with a steel chair…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph is making the safe for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart were chased off by Troy Joseph before more damage could be done to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:What has gotten in to Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho?
Mark:Someone must be in their ear and who ever it is… Is giving them orders and they are delivering…
Rhino:They sure are…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is being helped out of the arena right now by EWA Officials… As we wont be seeing Troy Joseph and Big Daddy Ace competing tonight…
Rhino:Hopefully we can get an update on Big Daddy Ace as soon as we can…
Mark:We are going to be see Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho coming up in our Main Event in a little while… But right now we are going to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…
Non Title
J-Twisted Vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Bring Your Own Weapon Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men have their weapons with them at ringside and here we…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Will:I understand that you both agreed on this “Bring Your Own Weapon” stipulation, but incase you havent learned by now, we are big on making sure all the paper work is done correctly, with all the I’s dotted and all the T’s crossed and since neither one of you filed the proper paper work, I regret to inform you that this match will stay as scheduled.
Rhino:EWA Officials are removing the weapons from ringside…
Mark:Well both Subway and J-Twisted seem disappointed in the fact that William McConnell have taken their weapons away but they are ready to go as the bell sounds…
Rhino:I would be disappointed too if you prepare for one thing and then something else happens…
Mark:Subway strikes the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted with right hands… J-Twisted comes back and fires away with right hands of his own…
Rhino:J-Twisted is backing Subway up in to the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted goes to open up on Subway in the corner… Subway turns the tide and starts to open up with right hands on J-Twisted in the corner and now starts hammering him with shots to the midsection… Subway now whips J-Twisted off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:J-Twisted comes staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Subway charges and scores with a running forearm smash…
Rhino:J-Twisted gets right back up…
Mark:Subway charges in again and takes down the EWA World Champion with another Running Forearm Smash!
Rhino:Subway is lining him up…
Mark:Subway drives the point of the elbow right in to the face of the World Champion… Subway now covers J-Twisted 1………….2………..Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet..
Mark:Subway now scoops up J-Twisted and connects with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Subway drops the elbow right down in to the chest of the World Champion…
Rhino:Subway is bringing it tonight…
Mark:Subway covers J-Twisted 1…………..2……….Kickout once again by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Subway is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway now goes behind J-Twisted… Subway hooks up J-Twisted… Belly to Back Suplex! No! J-Twisted is able to flip out of it… J-Twisted pushes Subway in to the ropes… Roll Up! 1…………..2………Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted charges at Subway… Running Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Subway…
Rhino:He caught him right in the back of the head…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Subway 1………….2………Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:J-Twisted is shaking off the attack and is getting in to gear…
Mark:J-Twisted now opens up with a couple of hard right hands to Subway… As he shoots him off in to the ropes… Subway comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:J-Twisted caught him good there…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Subway… Powerbomb! J-Twisted covers Subway 1……………….2………………3…No! Subway kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted is now headed up on to the top rope…
Mark:J-Twisted is up… Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:Big time move right there from the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Subway 1……………..2…………3……NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now waiting for Subway to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway looks to be out of it…
Mark:J-Twisted trips up Subway… Sharpshooter!
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is trapped in the Sharp Shooter!
Mark:Subway is trying to reach for the ropes…
Rhino:Will Subway tap out?
Mark:Subway is reaching out…
Rhino:J-Twisted is trying to keep him far away from the ropes…
Mark:J-Twisted is sitting back… Subway reaches out… Subway Taps! The Ropes! And now grabs the ropes as the hold must be broken…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Subway is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is waiting for Subway to get up…
Mark:J-Twisted is now hooking up Subway… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Subway is able to escape out of it and now shoves J-Twisted in to the corner…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering backwards…
Mark:Subway hooks up J-Twisted… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Subway is getting back in to this match up…
Mark:Subway now scoops up J-Twisted and has him tied up in the tree of woe….
Rhino:This is not where the EWA World Heavyweight Champion wants to be at…
Mark:Subway lines him up… Running Baseball Slide! Connects!
Rhino:Subway just nailed J-Twisted right in the face…
Mark:J-Twisted is dazed as he looks to be out on his feet…
Rhino:Subway is lining him up…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! J-Twisted ducks… Backslide! 1……………..2……………3………….NO! Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Subway charges… J-Twisted ducks and now kicks Subway in the midsection… J-Twisted hooks up Subway… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Subway escapes… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway got all of it…
Mark:Subway covers J-Twisted 1……………….2……………3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway just pinned the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted…
(“Walk” plays over the PA System as Rob Van Dam walks down to the ring…)
Rhino:What is Rob Van Dam doing out here?
Mark:As J-Twisted gets back up… We do know it will be J-Twisted and Rob Van Dam for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Glory…
Rhino:J-Twisted is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is in the ring and helps the EWA World Heavyweight Champion up on to his feet…
Rhino:RVD just took the EWA World Heavyweight Championship from the referee…
Mark:Rob Van Dam stares at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and now begins to smirk as he places the EWA World Title on the shoulder of J-Twisted…
Rhino:RVD just patted J-Twisted on the back as he walked away…
Mark:It will be an interesting battle when those two meet for the gold at Glory…
(Glory Promo Airs)
FOR COMPLETE GLORY INFORMATION LOG ON TO GLORY.EWAZONE.COM
(Glory Promo Ends)
Mark:Right now Rhino, we have what is undoubtedly the most emotional segments we will probably ever have in this company…As from all indications this is the final time we will here from the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels as he says good bye to the EWA…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels, whether you loved him or hated him, is the greatest in ring performer the EWA has ever seen and for the last five months, he has been out of action because of what happened at Chaotic Walk… We saw him at Beach Brawl and tonight, he says good bye for good, after having his contract terminated by William McConnell..
Mark:Joining us now live from his home in San Antonio, Texas.. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!
(Crowd in arena cheers)
Mark:Shawn, we know that things havent gone exactly how you have wanted them to these last few months, but we are glad you are able to join us tonight… So first off Shawn, I have to ask you, how are you doing today?
(Shawn Michaels is seen talking, but can not be heard)
Mark:Apparently we are having some audio difficulties with the audio with Shawn Michaels… Lets see if we can try this again, Shawn can you hear us?
(Shawn Michaels talks, but once again cant be heard)
Mark:We are sorry Shawn, as we are working on getting the audio corrected… I am being told that the audio is cleared up now… So Shawn, once again, How are you…
(“Break It Down” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Whats going on here?
Mark:Im not sure…
(The Video Feeds Goes to Static)
Mark:We have lost connection to Shawn Michaels as the DX theme song began to play…
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:That’s Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Rhino:This is just disgraceful…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are doing the DX Routine as they walk down to the ring…
Chris Jericho & Josh Stewart Vs Triple H & Lone Jobber
Jobber:Are You Ready? I Said, Are You Ready? For tonights…MAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN EEEEVVVENNNT!
Rhino:Listen to the crowd boo them out of the building…
Mark:Here comes Triple H!
Rhino:Triple H is pissed…
Mark:Triple H is storming to the ring right after Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell just hopped the guard rail….
Mark:Lone Jobber jumped the other side…
Rhino:Triple H is in the ring and is telling them to bring it on…
Mark:Watch Out!
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho just hit the ring and have attacked Triple H from behind…
Mark:William McConnell just told the referee to ring the bell…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now on the apron as he is the partner of Triple H in tonights Main Event…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now putting the boots to Triple H… Chris Jericho with a running start and kicks Triple H right in the ribs…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is being told to get out of the ring and he does…
Mark:This is no tag match… This is a handicap match and Triple H right now is hurting…Chris Jericho hooks up Triple H and drives him face first in to the mat with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is dragging Triple H to the corner…
Mark:Josh Stewart takes the tag as Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart setup Triple H… Double Gutbuster!
Rhino:Triple H driven right in to the knees of Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H 1……………..2………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart once again covers Triple H 1…………….2……….Kickout again by Triple H…
Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber just reaching his hand out like he wants to be tagged in to this match up…
Mark:Its more of a taunt then anything else at this point…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has been tagged back in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho with a low dropkick taking out the leg of Triple H… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes and a dropkick right to the back of Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is in real pain right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Triple H 1……………2……..3…..No! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:You have to give Triple H credit…He is still hanging in there…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges in… CODEBREAKER! NO! Triple H holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H just saved himself right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho gets back up on to his feet… Triple H charges and takes Chris Jericho off of his feet with a Clothesline!
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets right back up…
Mark:Triple H with right hands… Triple H grabs Chris Jericho… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:The Game is getting back in to this match up…
Mark:Chris Jericho gets back up slowly… Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H falls on top of Chris Jericho 1…………………2………………3……….NO! Josh Stewart comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Triple H is now pulling Chris Jericho up on to his feet and starts nailing him with right hands… Triple H whips Chris Jericho in to the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:Triple H caught him right in the face…
Mark:Triple H goes after Lone Jobber and went for a right hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber quickly got off the apron…
Mark:The Answer William McConnell has been watcing on from ringside…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho is back up… Triple H with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:You know whats coming… But Triple H cant use it…
Mark:Triple H with the double underhook…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in the ring…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! Right to the back of the head of Triple H…
Rhino:That son of a bitch…
Mark:CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:Triple H just took two moves right to the head…
Mark:Josh Stewart just got the tag…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Triple H…
Mark:Josh Stewart has Triple H setup… BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:Triple H is out cold…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H 1………………2………..3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners CHRIS JERICHO and JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:The Game has been knocked out by Chris Jericho, Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber…
Mark:William McConnell just grabbed something from underneath the ring…
Rhino:That’s the Iron Toothbrush…
Mark:That’s the weapon he told Subway he couldn’t use earlier tonight…
Rhino:William McConnell just handed it to Josh Stewart…
Mark:Chris Jericho is holding up Triple H… IRON TOOTHBRUSH TO THE HEAD!
Rhino:The Game has been busted completely wide open…
Mark:Those nails are now being grinded on the face of Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is a bloody mess right now…
Mark:There is no one who can stop this as William McConnell has called off all the referees…
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber doing now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now picking up the bloody Triple H…
Rhino:This is just insult to injury…
Mark:ITS SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway is running down to the ring with a Steel Chair in hand…
Mark:Subway is chasing Lone Jobber, Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart out of the ring…
Rhino:This is a surprise to see someone coming to the aid of Triple H…
Mark:Oh No! Chris Jericho just came back in to the ring and hit Subway with a Steel Chair!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is back in the ring as well…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now on top of Subway and just opens up with right hands to Subway..
Rhino:Josh Stewart is picking up Subway…
Mark:CODEBREAKER! BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:Subway has been laid out…
Mark:Triple H has been left a bloody mess in the ring and Subway has been knocked out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart are standing tall in the center of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber smile with approval on the entrance ramp… Lone Jobber and William McConnell have all the power and they are in Complete Conrtol! Good Night Everyone!
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