Summertime Blowout 2009
Mark:We are live in Key West, Florida… For Summertime Blowout…. And what a night of…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell makes his way out to the ring to a booing crowd..)
McConnell: Ladies and gentlemen, first of all allow me to welcome you to the EWA Summer Spectacular, SUMMERTIME BLOWOUT! (crowd cheers) We’ve got a hell of a card for you tonight.. But before we get into it, I’d just like to say a few words.. You see, over the past few weeks we’ve had a bit of a power struggle as it were between the two remaining officie holders in this company.. Those being myself and Lone Jobber.. And I’d like to come out here and set the record straight on the issue.. Lone Jobber may be the so called “El Presidente” of the EWA but the man who runs it is WILLIAM MCCONNELL.. (crowd boos) I’m the man who runs everything behind the scenes, sacrificing my time to keep this company going while Lone Jobber only uses his position whenever its most convenient for him. I book the cards. I file the paperwork. I sign the pay checks. I control every detail and aspect of this company from the press conferences to the reports to booking the venues.. But don’t worry, ladies and gentlemen.. Now that I’ve effectively relieved Lone Jobber of his duties as EWA President, I can gaurantee you that this company is in good hands.. Trust me. (crowd boos) With that out of the way, lets get right into the action!
Al Snow vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena..)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails Al Snow with a couple of hard right hands as he backs Al Snow up in to the ropes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with an irish whip sending Al Snow off in to the ropes… Hiptoss! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Al Snow gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes behind Al Snow… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Al Snow flips out and escapes and now nails Troy Joseph with right hands…
Rhino:Al Snow is connecting with those right hands…
Mark:Al Snow whips Troy Joseph off in to the ropes… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Dropkick! By Al Snow catching Troy Joseph right in the face… Al Snow covers Troy Joseph 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up Troy Joseph… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:He has Troy Joseph high up in the air…
Mark;The blood rushes to his head before Al Snow drops him right in to the mat… Al Snow covers Troy Joseph again 1……………2…………..Kickout by Troy Joseph once again…
Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up the arms of Troy Joseph… Headbutts! No! Troy Joseph blocks and kicks Al Snow downstairs…
Rhino:Al Snow just fell to his knees…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph comes off the ropes… Running Dropkick! Catching Al Snow right in the face…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet… Flying Shoulder Block! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph taking Al Snow off of his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Al Snow 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is pulling Al Snow back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with right hands as he backs Al Snow up in to the corner…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is opening up on Al Snow in the corner with right hands…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Al Snow off in to the farside corner…Al Snow staggers out of the corner… Running Crossbody! No! Al Snow ducks and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hits the mat…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Al Snow covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………….2………………3………NO! Troy Joseph kicks out..
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering up on to his feet but he looks to be out of it…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up and slams Troy Joseph down to the mat…
Rhino:Al Snow is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow is going to fly… Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:Al Snow could have Troy Joseph right here and now…
Mark:Al Snow covers Troy Joseph 1…………………..2………………3………..NO! Troy Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Al Snow thought he had him right there…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering up on to his feet… Al Snow hooks up Troy Joseph… SNOW PLOW! NO! Troy Joseph escapes and now goes behind Al Snow… German Suplex!
Rhino:Al Snow dropped right on his head…
Mark:Al Snow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is lining up Al Snow…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! CONNECTS!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Al Snow 1…………………2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Really nice victory for Troy Joseph here tonight…
Mark:Troy Joseph continues to get back on track after coming up short a few weeks ago when going after the EWA Total Impact Championship… Still to come tonight we will see Lone Jobber defend the EWA Total Impact Championship against a Mystery Opponent…As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Chris Jericho vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Subway and Chris Jericho lock up in the center of the ring…Chris Jericho with a couple of chops right across the chest of Subway as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway’s chest is getting lit up by Chris Jericho with those chops…
Mark:Chris Jericho now whips Subway off in to the corner.. Chris Jericho charges in… Subway moves out of the way…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering backwards…
Mark:Running Bulldog! From behind by Subway driving Chris Jericho right in to the mat…
Rhino:Subway is now putting the boots to Chris Jericho right now…
Mark:Subway is now dragging Chris Jericho over to the corner and now begins to stomp right in to the chest of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to block the stomps but they are getting through…
Mark:Subway now backs out of the corner and charges back in and drives his knee right in to the face of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has a dazed look on his feet…
Mark:Subway is now pulling Chris Jericho out of the ring and hooks him up with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Subway covers Chris Jericho 1………………2………….Kickout by Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway now kicks Chris Jericho in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Chris Jericho dropped right on his head…
Mark:Subway covers Chris Jericho 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Chris Jericho once again…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to crawl to the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway pulls Chris Jericho back up on to his feet by the hair and now rams him head first in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Subway has an evil smile on his feet…
Mark:Subway now puts Chris Jericho up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Subway has something up his sleeve right now…
Mark:Subway hooks up Chris Jericho… Superplex! No! Chris Jericho knocks him off the top rope…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Subway gets back up… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there by Chris Jericho catching Subway square on…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Subway 1……………2……………….Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges at Subway… Running Enziguri Kick! Right to the back of the head of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges from behind… Running Bulldog! By Chris Jericho driving Subway face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is starting to get in to a groove…
Mark:Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Lionsault! Connects!
Rhino:Chris Jericho could have him right here and now…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Subway 1…………………..2…………….3……NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway staggers up on to his feet… Chris Jericho trips of Subway… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:This could be the end for Subway right now…
Mark:Subway is trying to get the ropes right now… As you can see Chris Jericho sitting down on the back of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is trying to crawl to the ropes… I dont know how much longer he can hang on…
Mark:Chris Jericho is telling the referee to ask him if he gives up…
Rhino:Subway is trying to reach out… As he shakes his head no…
Mark:Subway reaches out and is able to get to the ropes as the Walls of Jericho needs to be broken up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is holding on to his back as he uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is looking to put Subway away right here and now…
Mark:CODEBREAKER! NO! Subway holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Chris Jericho turns around… Double Arm DDT! Subway covers Chris Jericho 1…………………2………….3………..NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho turns around… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Subway missed with that move…
Mark:Subway turns around… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Subway 1………………….2………………3……….NO! Subway gets his foot on the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting up in the face of the referee right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway looks to be out of it…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Subway with a sidestep and a drop toe hold!
Rhino:Chris Jericho just went head first in to the turnbuckle…
Mark:Chris Jericho staggers around… SUBLINE! Subway covers Chris Jericho 1………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway gets the victory over Chris Jericho here tonight…
Mark:Subway with a strong victory over Chris Jericho as he gears back up to get back up the ladder here in the EWA…Still to come tonight we will see if J-Twisted can walk out with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as he battles Big Daddy Ace in a Bed of Nails Match in our Main Event…As we now get set for our first championship match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship
Lone Jobber (c) vs Mystery Opponent
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Lone Jobber:Will, no more games, just bring out this so called Mystery Man, which isnt much of a mystery, so just bring him out now.
Pa Announcer:His opponent, The Challenger… From the Shadows of your mind… MISTER H!
(“My Time Instrumental” plays as Mr. H enters the arena…)
Mark:Look at the face of Lone Jobber as he cant believe what he is seeing…
Rhino:Mr. H looks very familiar…
Lone Jobber:Very funny Hunter. If you wanted a title shot, all you had to do was ask, you didn’t need to put on a mask, who do you think you are, me?
Mark:Mr. H isnt saying anything and is ready to wrestle Lone Jobber…
Lone Jobber:Just to make it easier for you Hunter, ill let you do something no one else can do, you can even try and pin me to win this belt. I know you wont be able to, so you can have that option as well.
Rhino:Lone Jobber seems very confident…
Mark:Mr. H goes right after Lone Jobber nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Mr. H off in to the ropes… Mr. H comes off the ropes… Clothesline! Mr. H gets back up on to his feet and gets taken back off his feet with another clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is backing Mr. H up in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Mr. H off in to the corner… Mr. H comes out of the corner… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Mr. H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now lining up Mr. H… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just laid out Mr. H with that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber is standing over Mr. H and saying is that the best you got…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to the outside of the ring and is bringing a chair in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber just said to Mr. H, I thought you were better than this Hunter…
Rhino:Mr. H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lays the chair down on the mat… Mr. H is back up on his feet… The HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:There is fight left in Mr. H..
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet and is getting hammered with right hands from Mr. H… Mr. H whips him off in to the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:That move reminds me of someone…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr. H just positioned the chair where he wants it…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around.. Kick to the midsection… A PEDIGREE?!? On the Steel Chair!
Rhino:I thought Triple H wasn’t allowed to do it anymore…
Mark:The referee is checking on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Mr. H just said screw that…
Mark:Mr. H covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2…………….3……….NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion MR. H!
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s streak as EWA Total Impact Champion has ended…
Mark:Lone Jobber is in total shock right now as Mr. H celebrates with the title…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just asked for the microphone…
Lone Jobber:Ha, Ha, Ha. Very Funny Hunter. You tried to pull a fast one over me calling yourself Mr. H. But you know, you arent allowed to use the Pedigree, even if you are calling yourself Mr. H now. So Mr. Referee reverse the decision and give me back my title, NOW!
Rhino:Mr. H refuses to give up the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Well, he did use the Pedigree…
Lone Jobber:Come on Hunter, give back the belt, you title hungry son of a bitch.
(“Basketball Highlight Reel #34” plays as Triple H walks out on to the stage)
Rhino:Wait a second?
Mark:Triple H just walked out on to the stage…
Rhino:Then who is under the mask…
HHH:Hate to break it to you Jobber… That’s not me…
Lone Jobber:Then if its not you… Who is under the….
Rhino:Mr. H is pulling off his mask…
Mark:Its TROY JOSEPH!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Troy Joseph just won the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pissed…
Mark:Troy Joseph escapes through the crowd…
Rhino:Triple H is laughing…
Mark:Lone Jobber is storming to the back…
Rhino:What a serve that was…
Mark:Lone Jobber is storming around backstage…
Jobber: Out of my way… GAH… that little bastard… if he thinks he can get away with crap like that he is gunna be sorely disapointed… that shit ain’t going to work in my company… that’s bullshit… little fucker… YOU!!! (hogan points at PYB)
McConnell: Me? Is this where I try punching you in the face but then I’m over powered by your nerd rage and the match ends with the Ghetto Blaster or something, brother?
Jobber: Oh look your trying to continue to stay funny. You know McConnell.. Fuck you! How dare you, just because you are jealous that I’m actually worth something in that ring these days, you think it’s funny to do shit like that?
McConnell: What shit? Book you in a match because you weren’t doing your job?
Jobber: You know how the checks and balances work in this company. I can’t make my own matches, and Shane is fucking Missing In Action, that leaves just you and your stupid fucking “lets keep Jobber in the dark all week because he’s too damned dominate otherwise” routine.
McConnell: You’re right, I do know the checks and balances because I’m the only one doing shit around here. So check this, buddy, I’m the one running this company now. The paperwork? I’m the one who signs off on it while you’re off playing your stupid games.. So unless you’ve decided its about time for you to start living up to your bit of the job, you can get to steppin’ before I step on something like that world title shot you’re sittin’ on. Got it?
Jobber: I’m sorry that you consider pulling on shows week in and week out to be just playing games. But you know, William, (cracks a grin) fine. your right, I’ve got work to do, I hope you keep tuned William, because your President has something to address, and I’m sure that my little bit of news, will break some hearts, if you wheel… (walks away bumping shoulders with PYB as he moves past him)
Mark:Lone Jobber is pissed… As we now get set for our next contest…
EWA Women’s Championship
Stephanie McMahon (c) vs Maryse vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From Montreal, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MARYSE!
(“What u Gon Do” plays as Maryse enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and here we go… Alexis Laree charges at Maryse and takes her out with a Spear!
Rhino:Did you see Maryse’s head bounce off the mat?
Mark:Maryse rolls out of the ring and now Alexis Laree and Stephanie McMahon get face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These two women have a lot of history together…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for a right hand and connects on the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon connected with a right hand to Alexis Laree…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:One shot after another…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now with a knee to the midsection of Alexis Laree… Stephanie McMahon continues with more knees to the midsection of Alexis Laree before backing her up in to the corner…
Rhino:She continues to knock the wind right out of Alexis Laree with those knees to the midsection…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now pulls Alexis Laree out of the corner and hooks her up… Snap Suplex! Stephanie McMahon floats over in to a cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now kicks Alexis Laree in the midsection and now hammers Alexis Laree with clubbing shots right across the back… Stephanie McMahon hooks her up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Alexis Laree driven hard in to the mat…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Alexis Laree 1……………..2…………..Maryse comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Maryse and Stephanie McMahon are now trading shots…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon whips Maryse off in to the ropes… Maryse with a reversal and Stephanie McMahon comes off the ropes… Dropkick! As Stephanie McMahon gets dropkicked through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Maryse charges at Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesine… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Maryse is getting right back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in at Maryse… Lou Thez Press! With right hands by Alexis Laree right to the face of Maryse…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is really getting fired up right now…
Mark:Maryse staggers up on to her feet in the corner… Alexis Laree hooks her up… Spiral Headscissors! By Alexis Laree taking Maryse out of the corner…
Rhino:Maryse seems really dazed…
Mark:Maryse turns around… CHICK KICK! By Alexis Laree….
Rhino:She got all of that kick…
Mark:Look Out! Stephanie McMahon from behind knocks Alexis Laree out of the ring…
Rhino:She caught Alexis Laree off guard…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Maryse 1…………………..2…………….3…………NO! Maryse gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now waiting for Maryse to get up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is looking to put Maryse away right here and now… Stephanie McMahon hooks up Maryse… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:Alexis Laree is back in the ring as Stephanie McMahon turns around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just knocked out the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree now covers Maryse 1…………………2…………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is once again the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is going to want another piece of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:I agree with you there…
Mark:We are now getting set for our next contest…
Josh Stewart vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“Basketball Highlight Reel #34” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Triple H and Josh Stewart lock up in the center of the ring… Triple H with a headlock in on Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart shoves Triple H off in to the ropes…Triple H comes off the ropes and Josh Stewart lays Triple H out with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up..
Mark:Josh Stewart with a couple of chops across the chest of Triple H and follows it up with a hard uppercut knocking Triple H off of his feet…
Rhino:Triple H once again gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart with a couple of more uppercuts to Triple H that backs him up in to the corner… Josh Stewart follows it up with elbows right to the side of the head of Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart continues to drive those elbows right in to the side of the head…
Mark:Josh Stewart now pulls Triple H out of the corner…Floatover Suplex! Right in to a cover 1………………..2…………..Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is pulling Triple H up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart pulls Triple H in… Shortarm Clothesline!
Rhino:Triple H had some fun eariler in the evening when getting back at Lone Jobber…It doesn’t look like he is having fun right now…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart kicks Triple H in the midsection… Cradle Piledriver!
Rhino:Josh Stewart just dropped Triple H right on his head…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H once again 1……………….2…………..The Game kicks out again…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart whips Triple H off in to the farside corner… Josh Stewart charges in shoulder first… Triple H moves and Josh Stewart goes crashing shoulder first right in to the Steel Ring Post…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to shake off that injury…
Mark:Josh Stewart turns around… Triple H kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Triple H sees a weakness and is going right after it…
Mark:Triple H now stretches out the arm of Josh Stewart and stomps right on to the arm of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:Triple H now with a hammerlock in on Josh Stewart… Shoulderbreaker! By Triple H…
Rhino:The Game has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H covers Josh Stewart 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now slowly getting back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Triple H is setting up Josh Stewart… Crossface!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble now…
Mark:Triple H has the Crossface locked in on Josh Stewart in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Listen to the fans… They want Josh Stewart to tap out…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to crawl his way to the corner… As Triple H continues to pull back on the head of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H tries to stop Josh Stewart from getting to the ropes… Josh Stewart is able to reach out and grab the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H has done the damage to the shoulder of Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart is favoring his right arm as he tries to get back up on to his feet… Triple H with a couple of right hands to Josh Stewart and now picks up Josh Stewart… Triple H drops Josh Stewart shoulder first right in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be really hurting…
Mark:Triple H kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is really in trouble now…
Mark:Triple H covers Josh Stewart 1……………….2…………3……No! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H lines up Josh Stewart…Spinebuster!
Rhino:Josh Stewart driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers Josh Stewart once again 1………………..2………..3……..NO! Josh Stewart kicks out once again…
Rhino:What is Triple H going to be able to do to put Josh Stewart away?
Mark:Triple H kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection…
Rhino:You can see Triple H started to go for the Double Underhook…
Mark:Triple H goes for it… Powerbomb! No! Josh Stewart counters right in to a DDT!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Both men are now staggering up on to their feet… Josh Stewart goes for a right hand… Triple H blocks and starts to nail Josh Stewart with a couple of right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks…Triple H turns around… 720 Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got all of that kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H 1……………….2………….3…….NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart told the referee to look one way and Josh Stewart just poked Triple H right in the eye…
Rhino:That was dirty…
Mark:Low Dropkick! By Josh Stewart and now comes off the ropes… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:More hard kicks right there by Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H again 1………………2…………..3……..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game is slow to get up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now setting up Triple H… BRAIN DAMAGE! NO! Triple H escapes… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Triple H…
Mark:The Game and Josh Stewart are both trying to get back up on to their feet…Both men are trading right hands back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Josh Stewart now kicks Triple H in the midsection and is now going behind Triple H… German Suplex! No! Triple H blocks with elbows to the side of the head right now… Triple H connects with a Knee Buster!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Josh Stewart… POWERBOMB! Triple H covers Josh Stewart 1………………2……………..3…………NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is frustrated right now…
Mark:You know what Triple H wants to go for but he cant…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart is back up… Triple H hooks Josh Stewart… PULLING PILEDRIVER!
Rhino:It looks like Josh Stewart is out of it…
Mark:Triple H covers Josh Stewart 1………………….2……………..3………NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:The Game continues to get frustrated…
Mark:Josh Stewart is out on his feet it looks like…
Rhino:The Game is going to be putting him away right here and now…
Mark:Triple H goes for it… CROSSFACE! NO! Josh Stewart is blocking…
Rhino:If Triple H were to lock in the crossface it would be over…
Mark:Josh Stewart shoves Triple H in to the referee…
Rhino:Triple H put on the breaks before he hit the referee…
Mark:Triple H turns around…
Rhino:What did Josh Stewart pull out of his boots?
Mark:Gold Knuckles! Right to the head of Triple H…
Rhino:The referee didn’t see it…
Mark:The Game is out on his feet… BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it… As Triple H is out cold…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Triple H 1………………..2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart just beat The Game tonight here at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:Triple H is trying to gather himself right now…
Rhino:This new and improved attitude seems to be working for Josh Stewart…
Mark:Things arent going so good for Triple H despite what he was able to do earlier tonight…
(“Way of the Fist” fades away into “The Game” as out from the back comes Lone Jobber. Even thought he’s the one with the microphone in his hand, you can still hear Hunter yelling at him from inside the ring.)
Jobber: Ahh, shut up. I’m out here on bussiness. This bullshit is going to stop, and it’s going to fucking stop now. You have bitches in the back who think that just because they do the job I pay them for, that it somehow enables them the ability to speak their god damned mind to me. It’s through, it’s over, I deserve respect here and now. And I’m going to do that, by finishing this little game of cat and mouse Hunter. Yes, I’m talking about you Mister Shell of His Former Self, your friends are gone because they refused to work. And try as I might, for some reason theses people just won’t accept that Shawn has been literally burned out of history.. and so it is now time, that I, the oh so humble President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance fire the man known as Sh…
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System.. William McConnell walks out from the back, bumping into Jobber, forcing him out of where he was standing.. The two lock eyes..)
McConnell: Jobber. Do us a favor. Shut the fuck up. I am so sick of you thinking you can run around pretending like you run this company. How did you get your position, anyways? What’s that? You just took it? Started proclaiming yourself El Presidente? Sorry, Jobber, but you’ve been bumped off.. See, I’m tired of guys like you who come and go when you please.. Yeah, you’ve had a hell of a year as a wrestler after.. What.. 4 years of inactivity except for the Extreme Bowl and fucking around with Purgatory? But as the so called president of this company,you’ve been nothing more than a waste of resources.. With Shane out of commission, and you running around playing with Hunter here.. Firing the Outsiders, kicking a guy in the wheel chair.. If the president represents the company then this company looks like absolute shit. The only time you ever act like a president anymore is when you wanna screw with somebody while I’m in the back filing your paperwork, signing my signature in your spots. For all intents and purposes, Lone Jobber.. I run this company and I will continue to assert myself as doing so. So as far as this little surprise goes? You can shove it.See, its guy like you.. The ones who retire whenever and then come back like nothing happened.. And I’m about to put the nail in the coffin. So Jobber, I want to look at this piece of paper real good..
Mark: McConnell just pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and he’s holding it up to Lone Jobber’s face..
Rhino: Look at the color. Is that what I think it is..?
McConnell: In the case of Shawn Michaels, he is not to retire from the EWA due to his injuries. Instead, I, the Commissioner of the EWA, hereby TERMINATE Shawn Michael’s contract! (Crowd begins booing loudly)
Mark: Did.. Did he just fire Shawn Michaels?!
McConnell: Oh, were you about to say something, Jobber?
Jobber: This isn’t the end of us McConnell… I gave you that position you love to flont… but… (turns to Hunter in the ring) in the end, it’s all the same, game over.
Rhino:I am Stunned!
Mark:So am I? I Cant believe it…. Hopefully we can get things back on track as we get set to find out the first half of the Glory Main Event…
Road To Glory
Best 2 out of 3 Falls
Winner Receives World Title Shot At Glory
Rob Van Dam vs Steele
Pa Announcer:This is the Finals of the Road to Glory Tournament…This match is the Best Two of Three Falls Match Up… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds..STEELE!
(“Wings of a Butterfly” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds…ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Mark:Only one of these two men will be in the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year…
Rhino:Its time to find out who it is going to be…
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Steele lock up in the center of the ring…Steele over powers Rob Van Dam back in to the ropes and sneaks in a right hand…
Rhino:Steele showing a different attitude than we are used to seeing…
Mark:RVD comes from the ropes and charges… Steele ducks and starts nailing RVD with hard uppercuts…
Rhino:He is really catching him good with those uppercuts right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Steele now whips RVD off in to the ropes…Hard Back Elbow! By Steele knocking RVD off of his feet…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks up RVD… Atomic Drop! As RVD is staggering around… Hard Clothesline! By Steele laying out RVD… Steele covers RVD 1……………2……………Kickout by RVD…
Rhino:Steele is now putting the boots to RVD…
Mark:RVD is trying to cover up in the corner…Steele is now pulling RVD out of the corner… Russian Leg Sweep! Steele covers RVD 1……………….2…………..RVD kicks out…
Rhino:RVD is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele now heads up on to the top rope…
Rhino:RVD is staggering around…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! No! RVD blocks with a shot right to the midsection of Steele…
Rhino:Steele got the wind knocked out of him…
Mark:Steele turns around… Windmill Kick! By Rob Van Dam… RVD covers Steele 1……………..2………..Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:RVD is lining up Steele…
Mark:Corkscrew! Leg Drop By Rob Van Dam… RVD covers Steele once again 1……………..2………..Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Steele is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rob Van Dam scoops up Steele… Forward Slam! By RVD…
Rhino:What does RVD have in mind right now?
Mark:Rob Van Dam now comes off the ropes… ROLLING THUNDER! NO! Steele gets his knees up…
Rhino:RVD is spinning around…
Mark:Steele hooks up Rob Van Dam… OXIDATION!
Rhino:RVD has been planted…
Mark:Steele covers Rob Van Dam 1……………..2…………3……. He Got Him!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the first fall STEELE!
Rhino:Steele going right back after RVD…
Mark:Steele covers RVD again 1…………2………..3……NO! RVD kicks out…
Rhino:Smart by Steele to go right back for the pinfall…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is looking to put him away for good right now…
Mark:BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! RVD shoves Steele off in to the corner…
Rhino:Steele is staggering around…
Mark:Rob Van Dam charges… Spin Heel Kick! By Rob Van Dam taking Steele off of his feet…
Rhino:RVD is trying to get back in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now with forearm shots to Steele as he now whips him off in to the corner… RVD charges.. Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Steele is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele is up back in the corner… RVD charges… Running Shoulder Thursts in the Corner!
Rhino:Steele is hurting right now…
Mark:RVD scoops up and slams Steele down to the mat…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steele is back up and stops RVD up on the top rope..
Rhino:Steele is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steele is hooking up RVD… SUPERPLEX! NO! RVD blocks and shoves Steele off the top rope…
Rhino:RVD is going to fly…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS! Rob Van Dam covers Steele 1………………..2…………….3……. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall ROB VAN DAM!
Rhino:Everything is all tied up at one fall a piece right now…
Mark:The next fall will lead to one of these two men heading to the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year Glory…
Rhino:Steele is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rob Van Dam with a couple of shots to Steele and now hooks him up… Suplex! No! Steele escapes… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Steele…
Mark:Steele trying to shake off the attacks from RVD and is now putting the boots right to RVD…
Rhino:Steele is now pulling RVD back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks up RVD… RVD blocks the suplex… Jawbreaker! By RVD…
Rhino:Steele is spinning around…
Mark:Big Spin Kick! By RVD…
Rhino:That took Steele right off of his feet…
Mark:Steele is now trying to stagger up on to his feet… RVD puts him up on his shoulders…Steamroller Slam!
Rhino:Steele is down…
Mark:RVD leaps up the ropes… Split Leg Moonsault! No! Steele gets his knees up…
Rhino:RVD is dazed…
Mark:Steele hooks up RVD… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:Steele covers Rob Van Dam 1……………….2…………….3…………..NO! RVD kicks out…
Rhino:Steele cant believe it…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is looking to put him away once again…
Mark:Steele hooks up Rob Van Dam… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! RVD blocks it this time and shoves Steele off in to the corner…
Rhino:Steele is staggering around…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now springs off the ropes… Flying Kick! By RVD laying out Steele…
Rhino:Steele is out…
Mark:RVD is up on the top rope… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS! RVD covers Steele 1………………..2……………….3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROB VAN DAM!
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is heading to Glory!
Mark:Rob Van Dam will get a chance to recapture his EWA World Heavyweight Championship when he challenges the winner of tonights Main Event Match between Big Daddy Ace and J-Twisted… As we now send it up the PA Announcer for the introductions…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Bed Of Nails Match
Big Daddy Ace (c) vs J-Twisted
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Bed of Nails Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“My Salvation” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee holds up the belt and now calls for the bell…
Rhino:We know who the winner of this match up will face at Glory as it will be Rob Van Dam..Who will he face… Its time for us to find out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails J-Twisted with right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted is coming back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and J-Twisted are slugging it out…Big Daddy Ace takes control of the situation with right hands… Big Daddy Ace backs J-Twisted up in to the ropes…Big Daddy Ace charges with a clothesline… J-Twisted ducks and Big Daddy Ace back drops him over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on the outside…
Mark:J-Twisted launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Look at J-Twisted go…
Mark:J-Twisted now picks up Big Daddy Ace and grabs him by the head and rams him right in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…
Mark:J-Twisted now whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the Steel Guard Rail!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering after hitting guardrail hard…
Mark:J-Twisted now rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Kick! Connects from the top rope by J-Twisted right to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… J-Twisted covers Big Daddy Ace 1………….2……………Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet… J-Twisted kicks Big Daddy Ace in the midsection… Face Crusher! Driving the EWA World Champion right in to the mat… J-Twisted covers Big Daddy Ace again 1……………2………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Front Face Suplex! Driving Big Daddy Ace right in to the mat…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:J-Twisted is going to fly… Swanton Bomb! No! Big Daddy Ace rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace had the move well scouted…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now nails J-Twisted with right hands and shoots him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:J-Twisted gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up J-Twisted… Running Powerslam! by Big Daddy Ace driving J-Twisted in to the mat… Big Daddy Ace covers J-Twisted 1……………..2…………….Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up J-Twisted… Spinning Neckbreaker! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now looks at the outside of the ring and sees the Bed of Nails on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now sliding the Bed of Nails in to the ring…
Rhino:J-Twisted is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has the Bed of Nails setup in the corner… Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip sending J-Twisted right in to the Bed of Nails…
Rhino:J-Twisted hit the nails hard…
Mark:J-Twisted is staggering around… Big Daddy Ace charges… Spear!
Rhino:Big time move right there by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers J-Twisted 1……………….2…………..3…No! Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is once again trying to readjust the Bed of Nails…
Mark:The Bed of Nails has been laid out on the mat by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:J-Twisted is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now positions J-Twisted… Big Daddy Ace sets him up… Powerbomb! No! Countered in to a DDT right down on to the Bed of Nails!
Rhino:Nice counter by the challenger…
Mark:J-Twisted went hard in to the Bed of Nails as well but it wasn’t face first as Big Daddy Ace went…
Rhino:You can see some blood trickle from the forehead of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:J-Twisted is now regrouping right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up…
Mark:J-Twisted scoops up Big Daddy Ace and slams him straight down on to the Bed of Nails…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Big Daddy Ace as he went right down on to the nails…
Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The challenger is going to fly…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! CONNECTS! Right down on to Big Daddy Ace and on to the Bed of Nails…
Rhino:The title is in jeopardy right now…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2……………..3………….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is looking to put the EWA World Heavyweight Champion away right here and now…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Big Daddy Ace… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks and now drives him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fight his way back in to this match up to keep his EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Big Daddy Ace whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes…Big Daddy Ace goes for a clothesline… J-Twisted ducks… J-Twisted comes off the other side… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat…
Mark:This is what two men are willing to do to get in to the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the year Glory…
Rhino:Both men are slow to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:J-Twisted is back up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Both men are trading right hands back and forth right now…
Rhino:This is how we started this match up off with…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace takes control and now kicks J-Twisted in the midsection… Big Daddy Ace hooks up J-Twisted… Jackhammer!
Rhino:J-Twisted driven hard in to the mat with that Jackhammer…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers J-Twisted 1……………………2………………3………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is in control right now…
Rhino:J-Twisted is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! J-Twisted with a leap frog… School Boy! 1………………..2……………3………..NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Look at the ramp… That’s Josh Stewart…
Mark:What is Josh Stewart doing?
Rhino:I guess he is scouting this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet… Brick City Bitchslap!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out on his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart has walked won the ramp closer to the ring…
Rhino:J-Twisted just spotted Josh Stewart at ringside…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2………………3…………NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:J-Twisted is now moving the bed of nails around…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Big Daddy Ace… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes… J-Twisted turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big time move right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers J-Twisted 1…………………2………………3…………..ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:J-Twisted barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:J-Twisted is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is ready to put J-Twisted away…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is standing on the bed of nails…Big Daddy Ace has J-Twisted up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Countered… ONE HITTA QUITTA ON TO THE BED OF NAILS!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2………………3…………..HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted has done it… He has dethroned Big Daddy Ace as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Look at the celebration going on in the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has just gotten in to the ring and is helping up Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted looks on…
Rhino:Wait a minute…
Mark:Chris Jericho has just came in to the ring…
Rhino:J-Twisted doesn’t seem him…
Mark:Chris Jericho turns J-Twisted around… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:What The Hell!
Mark:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho just shared a look…
Rhino:What did that look just mean?
Mark:Oh My God! BRAIN DAMAGE! To Big Daddy Ace!
Rhino:What the hell is going on here?
Mark:Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart look at one another and shake hands as they stand over Big Daddy Ace and J-Twisted…
Rhino:What a way to go from a moment of joy to this…
Mark:A shot backstage and we just saw a man in a suit looking at a monitor who looks to be like the same man who was here last week…
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho are once again on the same page…
Mark:What does this mean for the EWA? What does this mean for Glory? J-Twisted is Champion… But is his title reign in Jeopardy? Good Night Everyone!
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