Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2009
Mark:We are live in Denver, Colorado for Nightmare on EWA Boulevard and what a line up we have tonight… Which includes a big EWA World Championship Match…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is looking to capture the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when he challenges Subway for the title in a Barbed Wire Death Match…
Mark:Its a match up that favors Subway… So we will have to see if Chris Jericho is up to the task to dethrone the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:Or are the Extreme Elements too much for Chris Jericho…
Mark:Also tonight we will have a Champion vs Champion showdown when Shawn Michaels battles Josh Stewart…
Rhino:No titles.. Just pride… When the EWA Television Champion battles the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Also tonight we will see the EWA Womens Championship on the line when Alexis Laree defends against Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly has been on a roll the last few weeks… Can she keep her roll going when she fights for the title tonight…
Mark:Also we will have the McMahon Family Reunion…
Rhino:You know anything can happen when the McMahons get together…
Mark:It should be an interesting night as we get set for our opening contest…
Sterling James Keenan vs Steele
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Iron City, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… STERLING JAMES KEENAN!
(“Mainlining Murder” plays as Sterling James Keenan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… Representing The Alliance… STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds here for our opening contest at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Rhino:This is the first we are seeing of Sterling James Keenan here in the EWA…
Mark:Steele goes right after Sterling James Keenan nailing him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Steele is really firing in with those shots…
Mark:Steele now whips Sterling James Keenan off in to the farside ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele scoops up Sterling James Keenan on to his shoulder… Running Powerslam! Driving Sterling James Keenan right in to the mat… Steele goes for the cover on Sterling James Keenan 1……………………2………………Kickout by Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is getting back up after being driven in to the mat…
Mark:Steele kicks Sterling James Keenan in the midsection and now hooks up Sterling James Keenan… Vertical Suplex! No! Sterling James Keenan escapes and now goes behind Steele and rolls him up 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Steele gets right back up…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan now charges at Steele… Running Enziguri Kick! Right to the back of the head of Steele…. Sterling James Keenan covers Steele 1………………….2………………Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is now pulling Steele back up on to his feet and is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Steele…
Rhino:Steele is dazed as he is coming out of the corner…
Mark:Facebuster! By Sterling James Keenan driving Steele face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Steele is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan covers Steele 1……………….2……………..Kickout once again by Steele…
Rhino:Steele is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan hooks up Steele in a firemans carry… Backbreaker! Out of the fireman’s carry by Sterling James Keenan…
Rhino:Really nice move right there from Sterling James Keenan…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan covers Steele again 1…………………2…………..3……No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Steele is now slowly getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Sterling James Keenan charges in… Running Splash! No! Steele moves out of the way…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is now staggering around…
Mark:Steele kicks Sterling James Keenan in the midsection and plants him with an evenflow DDT! Steele covers Sterling James Keenan 1…………………2…………….3…….NO! Sterling James Keenan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is now struggling to get up…
Mark:Steele is now looking to setup Sterling James Keenan… Oxidation!
Rhino:Sterling James Keenan is in trouble…
Mark:Steele covers Sterling James Keenan 1……………….2…………….3…….NO! Sterling James Keenan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is now looking to put Sterling James Keenan away right now…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is back up on to his feet… Steele hooks him up…BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Sterling James Keenan shoves Steele in to the corner…
Rhino:Steele is dazed after going chest first in to the corner…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan is now setting up Steele…MK ULTRA!
Rhino:What a move by Sterling James Keenan…
Mark:Sterling James Keenan covers Steele 1…………………..2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STERLING JAMES KEENAN!
Rhino:A nice debut victory by Sterling James Keenan here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see Subway and Chris Jericho battle in a Barbed Wire Death Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…But its back to the ring for more action…
Trish Stratus vs HBIC Ezay Pusay
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 126 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Shangrla… Weighing in at 115 Pounds… HBIC EZAY PUSAY!
(“What is a Juggalo” play as HBIC Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Trish Stratus and HBIC Ezay Pusay lock up in the center of the ring… Trish Stratus is nailing HBIC Ezay Pusay with a couple of forearm shots backing her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is hammering HBIC Ezay Pusay in the midsection right now…
Mark:Trish Stratus with a hard chop right across the chest of HBIC Ezay Pusay… One more chop right across the chest of HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is lighting up her chest right about now…
Mark:Trish Stratus now with an irish whip sending HBIC Ezay Pusay off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dropkick! By Trish Stratus catching HBIC Ezay Pusay right in the face…Trish Stratus covers HBIC Ezay Pusay 1……………..2……….Kickout by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is making her way back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus now goes for a suplex on HBIC Ezay Pusay… HBIC Ezay Pusay blocks and connects with a vertical suplex of her own…
Rhino:Nice counter by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now steps on the hair of Trish Stratus and is pulling up on her arms…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is really stretching out Trish Stratus right now and you can hear the pain that Trish Stratus is feeling right now…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now pulls Trish Stratus up on to her feet and takes her over with a snapmare and now kicks Trish Stratus right in the lower back…
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay covers Trish Stratus 1…………….2……………..Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now pulling Trish Stratus up on to her feet by her hair…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now hooks up Trish Stratus and drives her right in to the mat with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Trish Stratus was just dropped chest first in to the mat…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay covers Trish Stratus again 1……………….2……………Kickout by Trish Stratus once again…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now waiting for Trish Stratus get back up on to her feet…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now scoops up Trish Stratus for a body slam… Trish Stratus slides off the shoulder of HBIC Ezay Pusay… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay was dropped on her head…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers HBIC Ezay Pusay 1……………………..2…………Kickout by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus now charges and scores with a Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:Trish Stratus is hammering HBIC Ezay Pusay with right hands…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is lining her up…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! HBIC Ezay Pusay ducks and spins Trish Stratus around… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:BITCH GO ROUND!
Rhino:What a move by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay with the cover 1……………………2………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HBIC EZAY PUSAY!
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay gets back on the winning track tonight with a victory over Trish Stratus…
Mark:Still to come tonight it will be the McMahon Family Reunion…
Rhino:That should be interesting…
Mark:It should… Because anytime all the McMahons get together… Something is bound to errupt… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Big Daddy Ace vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing The Alliance… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:John Cena goes right after Big Daddy Ace nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:John Cena is really connecting with right hands…
Mark:John Cena is backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner… Big Daddy Ace ducks a right hand and is now nailing John Cena with right hands in the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is really opening up on him right now…
Mark:Big Right Hand! By Big Daddy Ace knocking John Cena down in the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to get fired up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and drives his knee right in to the face of John Cena in the corner…
Rhino:John Cena is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips John Cena off in to the farside ropes… Big Daddy Ace goes for a clothesline… John Cena ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes…Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:John Cena took Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet and John Cena goes behind Big Daddy Ace… Spin Out Powerbomb! By John Cena…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble right now…
Mark:John Cena covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena hooks up Big Daddy Ace with a vertical suplex… Big Daddy Ace escapes the suplex… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:John Cena gets back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace kicks John Cena in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:John Cena was just planted…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers John Cena 1…………………2……………….Kickout John Cena…
Rhino:John Cena slowly gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena turns around and Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big time spear right there by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers John Cena 1………………….2…………………3……NO! John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:John Cena barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for John Cena to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:John Cena is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets John Cena up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! John Cena escapes… John Cena shoves Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes…
Rhino:John Cena has Big Daddy Ace up on his shoulders…
Mark:FU! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes…. ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers John Cena 1…………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets back on the winning track and gets his first win since starting the Alliance…
Mark:Can Big Daddy Ace get back in to the Main Event Position? I guess we will have to wait and see… Right now its time for our next contest…
Felony vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Memphis, Tn… Weighing in at 127 Pounds… FELONY!
(“We Are Rockstars” plays as Felony enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Lilith Evans has been in a bad mood the last few days after losing to Kelly Kelly last week…
Mark:Lilith Evans nails Felony with a couple of hard shots…
Rhino:She is really nailing her with those shots…
Mark:Lilith Evans now whips Felony off in to the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Felony is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans now hooks up Felony… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by the former EWA Womens Champions…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Felony 1………………..2…………Felony kicks out…
Rhino:Felony is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans now whips Felony off in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Back… No! Headscissors! By Felony…
Rhino:Nice counter by Felony…
Mark:Lilith Evans gets back up on to her feet… Felony charges… Running High Knee Lift! By Felony…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering around…
Mark:Felony hooks her up… DDT! Felony covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Felony now with a drop toe hold dropping Lilith Evans… Ankle Lock!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in pain right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is trying to get to the ropes and fight her way out of the Ankle Lock…
Rhino:Felony is trying to stop Lilith Evans from getting to the ropes…
Mark:Lilith Evans reaches out and grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is limping back up on to her feet…
Mark:Felony scoops up Lilith Evans and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Felony is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble…
Mark:Felony covers Lilith Evans 1………………….2…………….3………NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall…
Mark:Felony is once again heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Felony is going to fly…
Mark:JUDGEMENT DAY! NO! Lilith Evans moved out of the way…
Rhino:Felony crashed and burned right in to the mat…
Mark:Felony is now staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now setting her up…
Mark:CLIFFHANGER!
Rhino:Felony was just planted in to the mat…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Felony 1…………………….2……………3………….NO! Felony gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there as Lilith Evans thought she had her beat…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now setting up Felony… TORTURED! NO! Countered…Felony hooks her up… Judge’s Gravel! NO! Lilith Evans blocks and spins her around… TORTURED! NO! Countered again… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Felony is quickly up on the top rope… JUDGEMENT DAY!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Felony hooks the leg 1…………….2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner FELONY!
Rhino:Felony with another impressive victory here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will…
(“Blackbird” begins to play in the arena…)
Rhino:Whats going on now?
Mark:Sounds like a song is being played in the arena…
Rhino:To entertain the crowd?
Mark:I guess so… There is probably some sort of production issue going on which is why things are being delayed right about now…
Rhino:Im surprised no one has told us about it…
Mark:So I guess what we are doing now is stall…
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Its Doug Kinsella!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back…
Mark:We heard a few weeks ago that he was on his way back… But we didn’t expect him to be here tonight…
Rhino:The fans have gone crazy here tonight…
Mark:Its been ten months since we have seen him in an EWA and it looks like he has a few things to say as he has asked for a microphone…
Kinsella:It Feels So Good to be ba…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Well look who is back… Its Doug Kinsella!
Crowd:Kinsella…Kinsella… Kinsella!
Shane:Its a long time no see my good friend…
Kinsella:It…
Shane:I know what your going to say dont even waste your time…I know why you are here though… You heard about the McMahon Family Reunion that’s coming up later on tonight… And I know you probably figure with our history… You are looking to do something to screw it up…
Kinsella:Wel…
Shane:Cut his damn microphone off!
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
Shane:You see Doug… I had a feeling you would show up and well… I made some special arrangements for you…
Rhino:Well it looks like Security is coming out now…
Shane:You see tonights the McMahon Family Reunion and I am not going to let someone like you come down and interrupt it… So Doug… These fine men are going to Escort you out of MY RING!
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
Shane:So Security… Please get him out of MY RING!
Mark:Security is escorting Doug Kinsella out of the building right now…
Rhino:So much for his big return…
Mark:As Shane McMahon mentioned… The McMahon Family Reunion is coming up later on tonight… But its now time for the Extreme Bowl Qualifying Match Up…
Extreme Bowl Qualifying Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Extreme Bowl Qualifying Match…Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock stares down Troy “The Rampage” Joseph at the moment…
Rhino:We heard The Rock make a statement that if The Rock is in the Extreme Bowl…He wont compete in the bowl unless Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is in it as well…
Mark:The Rock seemed over confident about a victory tonight and he is laying in the trash talk right now…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just slapped him right across the face…
Mark:The Rock didn’t like it and now charges at Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and goes for a clothesline… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph ducks out of the way and now spins The Rock around and starts opening up with right hands…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is really opening up on The Rock…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with an Atomic Drop!
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph laying out The Rock… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers The Rock 1…………………2…………….Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scores with a hard uppercut knocking The Rock right off of his feet…
Rhino:The Rock gets right back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now hooks up The Rock… Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Rhino:The Rock was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers The Rock 1………………2…………3…..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is pulling The Rock back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is nailing The Rock with right hands in to the midsection..
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is putting The Rock up on to the top rope…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hooks up The Rock… Superplex! No! The Rock counters and headbutts Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock saved himself right there…
Mark:The Rock is now standing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock dives off the top rope… Flying Crossbody!
Rhino:Nice move by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock with the cover 1………………….2………….3………..No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is back up and is waiting for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Rhino:The Rock is lining him up…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:The Rock just sent Troy “The Rampage” Joseph half way across the ring…
Mark:The Rock covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………..2…………3……No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph kicks out once again…
Rhino:The Rock is now looking to put Troy “The Rampage” Joseph away right now…
Mark:The Rock lines him up… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:The Rock is now setting up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph for the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment… The Rock comes off the rope…. PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph moves out of the way…
Rhino:The Rock got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Both men are now back up on their feet and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph starts nailing The Rock with right hands…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is fighting his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a hard uppercut right in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice combination of moves by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers The Rock 1……………………2……………..3……..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph was half of a second away from qualifying for the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph lines up The Rock… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! The Rock ducks out of the way… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph comes off the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter by The Rock…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is looking to put Troy “The Rampage” Joseph away…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph counters and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph spins The Rock around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just drilled The Rock in to the mat…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers The Rock 1………………..2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!
Rhino:It looks as though Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is heading to the Extreme Bowl and The Rock is not…
Mark:I wonder what The Rock will have to say about this one… As we now get set for our next contest…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Steven Eden vs J-Twisted
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship…Introducing first…From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!
(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, Ny… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted and Steven Eden go after one another… J-Twisted nails Steven Eden with straight right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Steven Eden comes off the ropes… Hiptoss!
Rhino:Steven Eden gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted charges and nails Steven Eden in the face with a running forearm smash…
Rhino:Steven Eden is crawling back in to the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted goes after Steven Eden in the corner… J-Twisted charges in and Steven Eden kicks J-Twisted right in the midsection… Steven Eden gets back up on to his feet and takes J-Twisted down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Steven Eden is now putting the boots to J-Twisted…
Mark:Steven Eden is now pulling J-Twisted up on to his feet… Russian Leg Sweep! By Steven Eden…Steven Eden covers J-Twisted 1…………2………Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Eden is now hooking up J-Twisted… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Steven Eden has taken control of this match up…
Mark:Steven Eden covers J-Twisted 1……………………2…………….J-Twisted kicks out once again…
Rhino:Steven Eden is now pulling J-Twisted back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jawbreaker! By Steven Eden as J-Twisted is staggering around… Steven Eden now goes behind J-Twisted… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:J-Twisted was dropped right back on his head…
Mark:Steven Eden covers J-Twisted 1……………………..2…………………..3…No! J-Twisted kicks out…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steven Eden charges in… GARDEN OF EDEN! NO! J-Twisted moves out of the way…
Rhino:Steven Eden got all turnbuckle right there…
Mark:Steven Eden turns around… J-Twisted charges in… Flying Knee! Right to the face of Steven Eden…
Rhino:J-Twisted caught him right in the face…
Mark:Steven Eden is now staggering up on to his feet and J-Twisted slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Double Fisted Punch!
Rhino:J-Twisted just flew in the air like Superman…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Steven Eden 1………………2………….3……..No! Steven Eden kicks out…
Rhino:Steven Eden is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Steven Eden… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:Steven Eden has been planted…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Steven Eden 1…………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:J-Twisted will battle Josh Stewart next week and it should be one hell of battle for the gold next week… Who will take on Shawn Michaels… Lets find out right now in our next Number One Contenders Match…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship
Alan Matthews vs Christian Rivers
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… “Dead Eye” ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… CHRISTIAN RIVERS!
(“Duality” plays as Christian Rivers enters the arena…)
Mark:Christian Rivers locks up with Alan Matthews in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Christian Rivers locks in a headlock in on Alan Matthews… Christian Rivers continues to grind the headlock in on Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting his way out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews with elbows to the midsection of Christian Rivers and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Christian Rivers comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by Alan Matthews… Christian Rivers comes off the other side… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Christian Rivers gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews now with a hard European Style Uppercut to Christian Rivers taking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Christian Rivers tries to shake off the uppercut and is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews now climbs the corner and starts nailing Christian Rivers with right hands… Christian Rivers blocks one of the right hands and knocks him off the rope… Christian Rivers comes out of the corner and nails Alan Matthews with a clothesline…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back up after that shot…
Mark:Christian Rivers now with a hammer lock on Alan Matthews and now slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Christian Rivers slammed him right down on his arm…
Mark:Christian Rivers now bends the arm of Alan Matthews and drives his knee right in to the arm of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Christian Rivers has focused in on a body part right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up and Christian Rivers hooks him up… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:More damage to the arm of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Christian Rivers covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2…………Kickout by Alan Matthews… Christian Rivers quickly turns it in to a Crossface!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now struggling to get to the ropes…
Mark:Christian Rivers is now pulling back on the head and neck of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is crawling to the ropes right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews reaches out and gets to the ropes…
Rhino:The damage has been done to the arm of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is slowly getting back up on to his feet… Christian Rivers now scoops up Alan Matthews… Shoulderbreaker!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Christian Rivers covers Alan Matthews again 1…………………2…………..Kickout once again by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is just taking his time and is picking apart Alan Matthews…
Mark:Christian Rivers now hooks up Alan Matthews… Brainbuster! No! Alan Matthews escapes and now goes behind Christian Rivers… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Really nice counter by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Christian Rivers 1………………2……………Kickout by Christian Rivers…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back in to a groove…
Mark:Christian Rivers gets back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews now whips Christian Rivers off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker! Alan Matthews goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………….Kickout once again by Christian Rivers…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is now looking so good right about now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Christian Rivers… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………….2…………..3…NO! Christian Rivers gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is in control right now..
Mark:Christian Rivers is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is in position…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Christian Rivers… Deadly Hit!
Rhino:This could be it right about now…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Christian Rivers 1………………..2……………..3…………NO! Christian Rivers barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews almost became the Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Christian Rivers to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets up Christian Rivers… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Christian Rivers escapes and now goes behind Alan Matthews… School Boy! 1…………………..2…………..3…..NO! Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Both men are now getting back up on to their feet…Christian Rivers charges at Alan Matthews..Alan Matthews ducks the clothesline… And connects with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Alan Matthews now with an irish whip… Reversal by Christian Rivers… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Powerslam! Christian Rivers goes for the cover 1…………………2…………..3……….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is now looking to go in for the kill…
Mark:Christian Rivers hooks up Alan Matthews… Full Nelson Slam!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was just drilled right in to the mat from that Full Nelson Slam…
Mark:Christian Rivers covers Alan Matthews 1…………………….2………………3……….NO! Alan Matthews barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is now putting Alan Matthews up on the top rope…
Mark:This could be the end for Alan Matthews as Christian Rivers hooks him up… STAY DEAD!
Rhino:Brainbuster from the top rope…Alan Matthews has been knocked out…
Mark:Christian Rivers covers Alan Matthews 1……………………2……………..3………..NO! Alan Matthews gets his foot on the bottom rope…
Rhino:Christian Rivers couldn’t believe it…
Mark:Alan Matthews looks to be completely out of it…
Rhino:Christian Rivers is trying to figure out something to do to put him away…
Mark:Alan Matthews is staggering back up on to his feet… Christian Rivers hooks him up and puts him up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Looks like he is trying to plant him one more time…
Mark:Christian Rivers hooks him up… STAY DEAD! NO! Alan Matthews blocks and now gets Christian Rivers up on his shoulders on the top rope…. DEADLY HIT!
Rhino:Christian Rivers has been laid out…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1…………………2……………..3……………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:It will be Shawn Michaels and Alan Matthews one on one next week for the gold…. Its now time for the EWA Womens Championship Match…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Alexis Laree(c) vs Kelly Kelly
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Jacksonville, Florida… Weighing in at 108 Pounds… KELLY KELLY!
(“Fully Alive” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Kelly Kelly and Alexis Laree show a bit of mutural respect for one another as the bell sounds…
Rhino:These two women want to be EWA Womens Champion and only one can be…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring as both women are now battling for position…
Rhino:Both women arent giving up an inch right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree backs Kelly Kelly up in to the ropes and its a clean break as both women move back in to the center of the ring… Alexis Laree ties up with Kelly Kelly once again in the center of the ring…Side Headlock by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is pulling on her hair trying to get out of it…
Mark:Alexis Laree takes her over on to the mat…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly now has a tougher time to try and get out of the hold…
Mark:Alexis Laree now kicks Kelly Kelly in the midsection with her leg and now lets go of the headlock and turns it in to a leg vice around the midsection of Kelly Kelly…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to squeeze all of the energy out of Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is trying to break the leg vice and is able to and is now able to get back up on to her feet… Kelly Kelly charges at Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree blocks the forearm shot and now hammers in with a couple of shots of her own…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is backing her back in to the ropes…
Mark:Alexis Laree now whips Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree goes for a clothesline… Kelly Kelly ducks and now comes off the ropes and takes Alexis Laree off of her feet with a Headscissors…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets right back up..
Mark:Kelly Kelly now connects with a dropkick right to the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Kelly Kelly charges in… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggeirng back up…
Mark:Kelly Kelly charges… Running Bulldog! Driving Alexis Laree right in to the mat… Kelly Kelly goes for the cover 1…………………2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Right now the EWA Womens Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Kelly Kelly now backs Alexis Laree up in to the corner… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion was planted right in to the mat…
Mark:Kelly Kelly covers Alexis Laree 1…………………2………….3…….NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is in a bit of a groove right now…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is taking a chance and it could backfire…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! NO! Alexis Laree ducks and Kelly Kelly hits the mat hard…
Rhino:That move backfired on Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Alexis Laree now gets back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is slow to get back up right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in at Kelly Kelly…Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kelly Kelly turns around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That’s a knock out shot right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Kelly Kelly 1…………………..2………………..3…………NO! Kelly Kelly gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her right there…
Mark:Up on the ramp former EWA Womens Champion Lilith Evans is watching on…
Rhino:Why is she out here? She said she wouldn’t get involved…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is trying to get back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree now is hooking up Kelly Kelly… LAREE DDT! NO! Kelly Kelly counters.. Northern Lights Suplex with a Bridge! 1…………………..2…………….3…………..NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Both women are now getting back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Kelly Kelly… Kelly Kelly ducks and now leaps on to the shoulders of Alexis Laree… Roll Through! 1……………………2…………………3……………NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree barely kicked out right there…
Mark:We were close to having a new EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is now waiting for Alexis Laree to turn around…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is setting her up… K2! NO! School Girl Counter 1……………………..2………………….3………………NO! Kelly Kelly kicks out…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans is walking closer to the ring…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK! NO! Ducked…Kelly Kelly hooks her up… K2! NO! Alexis Laree shoves her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is staggering backwards…
Mark:Dropkick! From behind sending Kelly Kelly in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is looking right at Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Alexis Laree is telling her to get away from ringside…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly looks to be out of it…
Mark:Alexis Laree now pulls Kelly Kelly out of the corner… LAREE DDT! NO! Kelly Kelly counters…Kick to the midsection… K2! Kelly Kelly hooks the leg 1………………..2……………….3………….NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion KELLY KELLY!
Rhino:Kelly Kelly has done it… She has upset Alexis Laree and is leaving Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as the new EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree is in shock… Kelly Kelly is celebrating her victory…
Rhino:You know Alexis Laree will be looking for a rematch down the line for her EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Right now lets send it to a cheap plug for the Extreme Bowl which will be on February 28th…
Rhino:Six Men will enter… Only one man can leave as Extreme Bowl Champion for 2009…
Mark:Who will it be… We shall see in February… Right now it looks like we are setup for the McMahon Family Reunion…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out in to the arena…)
Shane:So it is now time for the McMahon Family Reunion!
Crowd:You Suck… You Suck… You Suck!
Shane:Since I was the first one to be invited out here… I guess its my honor to welcome… My Sister and brother in law… Please Welcome… Stephanie McMahon and Triple H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H & Stephanie McMahon enter the arena…)
Stephanie:So Shane… You really have out done yourself tonight…
Shane:What do you mean?
Stephanie:Well for one thing… You had a nice little spread setup in our locker room… I know Hunter enjoyed it…
HHH:It really was good…Im pretty stuffed…
Shane:You know that’s funny… I was going to say you did a hell of a job setting up my office with a bunch of stuff…
Stephanie:I didn’t have anything to do with that..
Shane:You didn’t? I thought you did…
Stephanie:Nope…Not me…
Shane:I didn’t have anything to do with yours…
Stephanie:You didn’t? Do you think mom and dad had something to do with it…
Shane:I guess so… Do you know if they are here?
Stephanie:I havent seen them… Have you Hunter?
HHH:I havent seen the old man…
Shane:I guess hes waiting for his big introduction… Ladies and Gentlemen… Please welcome our father and mother… Vince and Linda McMahon!
(“No Chance” plays in the arena…A few moments go by and Vince McMahon appears on Hardcore Theater)
Vince:Steph, Shane… We got your invitation… But we were unable to fly in tonight…
Stephanie:Our invitation?
Vince:Yes… We figured you guys had setup this reunion…
Stephanie:We didn’t have anything to do with it dad…
Vince:You didn’t? Hunter… Was this your idea…
HHH:It wasn’t my idea…
Shane:If it wasn’t your idea… Or you guys idea… Whose idea was it?
(“Let it Rock” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Whats going on here?
Mark:No idea… The McMahon Family is in the ring waiting to find out whats going on…
Shane:Whose music is that?
HHH:Not sure…
Rhino:Who is behind this reunion of the McMahons?
Mark:I have no idea…
Shane:Guess that was a production glitch…
Stephanie:Guess so…So who is behind all of thi…
(Out from the back walks a Female with a scarf covering her face)
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:I have…Oh…My…God!
Rhino:That’s not her… Is it?
Mark:I believe it is…
Rhino:Look at the faces of the McMahons in the ring…Its like they have seen a ghost…
Mark:Sara J. McMahon has Returned!
Rhino:Are you sure that’s her?
Mark:I am sure… Look at her walk in to the ring and she is happy to see her family…
Rhino:Her family is in shock…
Mark:Sara McMahon goes right in to the ring and is hugging her brother Shane…
Rhino:Shane seems a bit happy to see her…
Mark:Hunter and Stephanie are shocked… As Sara now hugs both of them…
Rhino:This is one shocking reunion to say the least…
Mark:Sara is motioning for them all to go to the back and I guess they are going to have a bit of a private reunion in the backstage…
Rhino:When this McMahon Family Reunion was announced… I had no idea that this was going to happen…
Mark:I dont think anyone did…But Sara McMahon is back… The bigger question is why?
Rhino:I guess we will find out soon enough…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for our Champion vs Champion Showdown…
Champion vs Champion Non Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Non Title Champion vs Champion Match… Introducing first…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds…Representing The Alliance…The EWA Total Impact Champion…JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Josh Stewart are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:This match up isnt for a title… This is just for pride…
Mark:Shawn Michales gets right up in the face of Josh Stewart and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Josh Stewart laughs off the slap from Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Josh Stewart reaches back and connects with a big right hand knocking Shawn Michaels right off of his feet… Shawn Michaels gets right back up and gets knocked back down with another right hand…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up again…
Mark:Josh Stewart kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection and backs him up in to the ropes… Josh Stewart sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Flapjack!
Rhino:That sent Shawn Michaels high in to the air and he dropped right in to the mat…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet… Josh Stewart charges and clotheslines Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart is reaching down and is trying to pull Shawn Michaels back in to the ring… Shawn Michaels is on the apron… Hot Shot!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got dropped throat first across the top rope…
Mark:Josh Stewart is spinning around… Shawn Michaels now slingshots himself over the top rope in to a sunset flip 1……………..2………….Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Both men are up on their feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a hard knife edge chop right across the chest of Josh Stewart… Shawn Michaels with another hard chop right across the chest…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is lighting him up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks up Josh Stewart… Vertical Suplex! Shawn Michaels floats over in to a pin and goes for the cover on Josh Stewart 1………….2…………Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Josh Stewart by the hair and tosses him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid has something in mind…
Mark:Shawn Michaels launches himself over the top rope and right down on to Josh Stewart on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look at Shawn Michaels hammer in with those right hands…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now rolls Josh Stewart back in to the ring and is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Showstopper is going to fly again…
Mark:Josh Stewart staggers around… Double Axe Handle! As Shawn Michaels now covers Josh Stewart 1………………2…………….Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is starting to get going right now…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now nails Josh Stewart with a couple of shots right across the lower back of Josh Stewart and now hooks him up… Belly to Back Suplex! Shawn Michaels is now covering Josh Stewart 1…………………..2……………Kickout once again by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The Showstopper is taking it right to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now slowly getting up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels hooks him up… Piledriver!
Rhino:Josh Stewart was dropped on on his head…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Josh Stewart 1………………..2……….3……No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to pull himself up on to his feet by the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Josh Stewart and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is going to fly… Flying Elbow Drop! No! Josh Stewart moves out of the way…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now slowly trying to get back up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… Josh Stewart blocks and starts to hammer Shawn Michaels with right hands…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is opening up on The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Josh Stewart sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Back Flip Kick!
Rhino:That caught HBK square on…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Shawn Michaels 1……………2………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:HBK is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart lines up Shawn Michaels… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is starting to get in to a groove…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now on the ring apron…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up…
Mark:Springboard DDT!
Rhino:The Showstopper has been planted in to the mat…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2………………..3…………NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Return of the Stew!
Rhino:Big kick right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Shawn Michaels again 1………………..2……………..3…………..NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out once again…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now looking to put Shawn Michaels away…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart is now hooking up Shawn Michaels… BRAIN STEW! NO! Shawn Michaels counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels falls on top of Josh Stewart 1………………….2………………….3…… NO! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels can not belivee that Josh Stewart kicked out…
Mark:Right now Shawn Michaels is tuning up the band…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The band is tuned… Josh Stewart turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Josh Stewart ducks and kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… BRAIN STEW!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………………..3……….NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:How did he kick out?
Mark:Josh Stewart is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Showstopper seems out of it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up… Josh Stewart hooks him up… EYE FOR AN EYE! NO! Shawn Michaels shoves Josh Stewart away and right in to the referee…
Rhino:The referee has been knocked out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lines up Josh Stewart… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Ducked… RETURN OF THE STEW!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is knocked out…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:There is no referee…
Mark:Look at the ramp…
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber!
Mark:El Presidente is running down to the ring… Lone Jobber makes the count 1…………………….2……………………3……………..NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now hooking up Shawn Michaels… BRAIN STEW! NO! Shawn Michaels with a low blow…
Rhino:Lone Jobber didn’t see it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a school boy as Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………………2……………..3…………NO! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:What can either man do to put the other away…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him lined up…
Mark:Josh Stewart turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Ducked… Small Package! 1……………………2……………..3………….HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart just beat Shawn Michaels…
Mark:He is the first person to beat Shawn Michaels One on One in months…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels can not believe it…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets the best of Shawn Michaels tonight… Who will be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion? We will find out right now…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Barbed Wire Death Match
Subway(c) vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Barbed Wire Death Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger…From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Representing The Alliance…CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Champion… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:This should be one hell of a Main Event Rhino…
Rhino:I agree with you there Mark…
Mark:Chris Jericho and Subway lock eyes in the center of the ring… Subway nails Chris Jericho with a couple of hard forearm shots…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is coming back with a couple shots of his own…
Mark:Subway now ducks the right hand from Chris Jericho and now kicks him in the midsection and now Subway grabs him by the hair and is dragging him close to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Subway is already looking to give Chris Jericho a taste of the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Subway tries to ram him in to the barbed wire… Chris Jericho puts his boot on to the Barbed Wire to stop Subway and now elbows Subway right in the head…
Rhino:Subway is spinning around…
Mark:Chris Jericho now charges and takes Subway down with a running bulldog…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now putting the boots on to the X-Core Soldier…
Mark:Chris Jericho now pulls Subway back up and grabs him by the head and rams him in to the top turnbuckle and is now nailing him with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:The Crowd went Wooo!
Mark:Chris Jericho now with an irish whip… Reversal by Subway who sends Chris Jericho hard in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Chris Jericho just flipped over the turnbuckle on to the ring apron…
Mark:Subway charges and knocks him off the ring apron…
Rhino:Chris Jericho hit his head on the guard rail on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Subway now heads up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is going to fly…
Mark:Subway dives off the top rope and lands right down on to Chris Jericho on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is now looking around the ring for something…
Mark:It looks as though Subway has found himself a toy to use on Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Subway has the Barbed Wire Bat…
Mark:Chris Jericho is pulling himself up… Subway charges and nails Chris Jericho right in the head with the front of the bat…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the top of the head with the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Subway is now mounting Chris Jericho and is digging the Barbed Wire right in to the forehead of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:You can see some blood start to trickle out of the head of Chris Jericho…
Mark:Subway now rolls Chris Jericho back in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is now looking underneath the ring and has found himself a barbed wire board…
Mark:Chris Jericho is dazed as he gets up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is now sliding the barbed wire board in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho with a baseball slide and knocks the barbed wire board back in to the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Subway just took a face full of barbed wire…
Mark:Chris Jericho slides carefully out of the ring to roll Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is sliding the barbed wire board in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho now makes his way to the top rope… Subway spins around… Missle Dropkick! As Chris Jericho goes for the cover 1………………..2………………Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Chris Jericho caught him good with that dropkick…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now setting up the Barbed Wire Board in the corner…
Rhino:You can see that Chris Jericho has something in mind…
Mark:Chris Jericho now scoops up Subway and slams him down to the mat right near the corner…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Subway…
Mark:Slingshot! Right in to the Barbed Wire Board!
Rhino:Subway is trapped in the barbed wire…
Mark:You can see that the barbed wire is hooked on to the flesh of Subway and Chris Jericho just rips him right off the barbed wire board…
Rhino:Subway is busted open on his arms right now…
Mark:Chris Jerich covers Subway 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now sliding to the outside of the ring and is bringing another Barbed Wire Board in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho is willing to do whatever it takes to become the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Chris Jericho dropping him right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Subway is in trouble…
Mark:Chris Jericho is trying to test it… LIONSAULT!
Rhino:Chris Jericho barely touched the Barbed Wire and was able to score with the Lionsault…
Mark:Chris Jericho took some punishment from the barbed wire but is now turning Subway over 1…………………..2………………3…….NO! Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Subway barely kicked out right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway seems out of it…
Mark:Chris Jericho lines him up… CODEBREAKER! NO! Subway blocks and Chris Jericho hits the canvas…
Rhino:Subway saved himself right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering up on to his feet… Subway now with hard right hands to Chris Jericho as he now whips Chris Jericho right in to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:You could see the pain on Chris Jericho’s face as he hit the barbed wire…
Mark:Subway now kicks him in the midsection…. Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Subway is trying to fight back in to this match up…
Mark:Subway covers Chris Jericho 1……………….2…………Kickout by Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Subway trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes right now…
Mark:Subway slides to the outside of the ring and is bringing a chair wrapped in Barbed Wire in to the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway scoops up Chris Jericho and ties him up in to the tree of woe…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in a bad position right now…
Mark:Subway with the Barbed Wire Chair and puts it right by the face of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Running Dropkick! Right in to the chair…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire went right in to the face of Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho is really bleeding right now…
Rhino:Subway is untying him from the tree of woe…
Mark:Chris Jericho looks to be out on his feet… Subway positions the Barbed Wire Chair… PULLING PILEDRIVER! Right on to the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Subway covers Chris Jericho 1…………………….2………………….3…………NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:How in the hell did he do that…
Mark:Subway has now gone back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is sliding a couple of more barbed wire boards in to the ring…
Mark:Subway has them stacked up by one corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is starting to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Ducked… CODBEREAKER!
Rhino:That could be it… Chris Jericho could be our next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………….3……………NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho can not believe it…
Mark:Chris Jericho trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes…
Rhino:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Lowblow!
Rhino:That will stop anyone in their tracks…
Mark:Chris Jericho has fallen to his knees as Subway gets back up on to his feet… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway just took his head right off with the Subline…
Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………………3…………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:What!
Mark:Chris Jericho got his shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Subway is starting to get frustrated right now…
Mark:Subway has gone to the outside of the ring and is looking for another weapon…
Rhino:Subway is pulling out the Iron Toothbrush…
Mark:Chris Jericho is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Chris Jericho…
Mark:Subway charges… Chris Jericho ducks… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Subway…
Rhino:The Iron Toothbrush went sliding out of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now noticing the barbed wire boards that were stacked up by Subway…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is back on the outside of the ring and is bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Mark:You can only wonder what Chris Jericho has in mind…
Rhino:Your right as he just setup the ladder…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:He is dragging Subway up the ladder with him…
Mark:Subway looks to be out of it…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is setting him up…
Mark:Powerbomb! No! Low Blow…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to hang on to the ladder…
Mark:Subway hooks him up… SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER IN TO THE BARBED WIRE BOARDS!
Rhino:Both men just went crashing in to the Barbed Wire Boards..
Mark:Did you see the Explosion as they went in to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:One of the boards must have been an exploding one…
Mark:Neither man is moving right now…
Rhino:It looks like the referee is counting them out…
Mark:Subway and Chris Jericho are out cold… The referee is up to six… seven…
Rhino:Still no movement…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten… ITS OVER!
Rhino:Who is the champion?
Mark:Im not sure…
Pa Announcer:The referee has counted both men out and this match up is a DRAW! Their For… Still EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway didn’t beat Chris Jericho tonight… But is escaping one more night as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:These two men should meet again… Since nothing has been settled tonight here at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…Stay tuned to EWA TV for an update on this situation… Good Night Everyone!
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