Saturday Night Torture 3-21-09
Mark:We are live in Charlotte, North Carolina for Saturday Night Torture and what a main event we have… Wait a minute…
Rhino:Now this is unexpected…
Mark:The former EWA World Champion Subway is now dragging someone down to the ring right now…
Rhino:That looks like Professor Claudis Payne…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is walking to the ring with Subway… As Professor Claudis Payne seems to be already out of it…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is leading us to Chaotic Walk at the end of the month and it looks like he is trying to set an example for what is to come…
Mark:Megumi Kudo just gave Subway a steel chair as Professor Claudis Payne gets back up on to his feet… Steel Meets Skull!
Rhino:Big chair shot right there by Subway…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is instructing Subway to finish him off…
Rhino:Subway is lining up Professor Claudis Payne…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Big Subline right there…
Mark:Subway with an evil grin on his face has just left Professor Claudis Payne laying in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Subway and Megumi Kudo are leaving the ringside area now…
Mark:What a way to start of Saturday Night Torture Rhino…
Rhino:It sure was…
Mark:I dont see the need to waste more time… So lets just get the night started with our opening contest…
Drake Cooper vs Adam Syndal
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DRAKE COOPER!
(“Its All Over” plays as Drake Cooper enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Reloaded” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…
Mark:Drake Cooper locks up with Adam Syndal and now starts hammering Adam Syndal with a couple of hard uppercuts as he now backs him up in to the ropes… Drake Cooper sends Adam Syndal in to the ropes and knocks him right off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Adam Syndal gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper now kicks Adam Syndal in the midsection and now scoops up Adam Syndal… Adam Syndal slides right off the shoulder of Drake Cooper and sends him right off in to the corner…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is staggering backwards…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By Adam Syndal dropping Drake Cooper right on the back of his head…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now putting the boots right to Drake Cooper…
Mark:Drake Cooper is trying to get back up on to his feet… Adam Syndal whips Drake Cooper in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick! Connects by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is trouble at the moment…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Drake Cooper 1……………2………..Kickout by Drake Cooper…
Rhino:So far Drake Cooper’s debut isnt going exactly how he wanted it to…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now hooking up Drake Cooper… Stalling Suplex! No! Drake Cooper escapes out of it… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Drake Cooper…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now staggering back up on to his feet…Adam Syndal turns around… Seated Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Adam Syndal is spinning around the ring dazed right now…
Mark:Drake Cooper hooks him up… Fisherman’s Suplex! With the bridge 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Drake Cooper is fightin his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Drake Cooper now hooks up Adam Syndal… Inverted Headlock Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Drake Cooper…
Mark:Drake Cooper covers Adam Syndal 1…………………2………………….3…No! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Adam Syndal is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drake Cooper is getting fired up…
Rhino:It looks like Adam Syndal seems to be out of it right now…
Mark:Drake Cooper now hooks up Adam Syndal… Drake’s Break!
Rhino:Nice move by Drake Cooper as the whiplash from that move has Adam Syndal dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:Drake Cooper is now setting up Adam Syndal… COOP D’ETAT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it after that Vertabreaker…
Mark:Drake Cooper hooks the leg 1……………………2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DRAKE COOPER!
Rhino:Drake Cooper with a very nice debut here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will have a battle royal to determine who is the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…But right now its back to the ring for more action…
Raven vs Mr. Kennedy
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From The Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds…RAVEN!
(“Scream” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MR. KENNEDY!
(“Turn Up the Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Mark:As Mr. Kennedy enters the ring Raven goes right after him…
Rhino:Raven is right on the attack…
Mark:Raven is backing Mr. Kennedy up in to the corner and starts hammering him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Raven is laying in the shots…
Mark:Here comes Mr. Kennedy firing back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy has turned the tide in this battle right now…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy with an irish whip sending Raven off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Raven is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy charges and scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:Raven gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy now whips Raven off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No! Raven holds on to the ropes and Mr. Kennedy goes right in to the mat…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:From behind Raven takes Mr. Kennedy off of his feet with a Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Raven is now mounting Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Raven is choking the life out of Mr. Kennedy right now…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is trying to escape the attack of Raven…
Mark:Raven is now pulling Mr. Kennedy up on to his feet and now hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! Raven covers Mr. Kennedy 1……………….2…………..3…..No! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:It looks like Raven is ready to put Mr. Kennedy away…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy turns around and now Raven hooks up Mr. Kennedy… EVENFLOW DDT!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy was just planted…
Mark:Raven covers Mr. Kennedy 1…………………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN!
Alan Matthews vs Arkham
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Living In A Perpetual State of Mass Confusion… Weighing in at 196 Pounds… ARKHAM!
(“Reflections” plays as Arkham enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… “Dead Eye” ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Alan Matthews locks up with Arkham and both men are battling for position… Alan Matthews with a side headlock in on Arkham…
Rhino:Arkham is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:Arkham with a couple of elbows to the midsection of Alan Matthews and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Arkham with a leap frog… Alan Matthews ducks underneath and now comes off the ropes on the other side of the ring… Arkham goes for a hiptoss… Alan Matthews blocks and takes Arkham over with a hip toss of his own…
Rhino:Arkham gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Arkham is back up and charges with a spinning elbow… Alan Matthew ducks and now goes behind Arkham… Release German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Arkham slow to get back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews now lifts up Arkham and drops him with a Stun Gun! Right on the top rope…
Rhino:Arkham is spinning around…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Arkham… Northern Lights Suplex! With a bridge 1………………..2……………3..No! Arkham kicks out…
Rhino:Arkham is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a few chops to the chest of Arkham… Alan Matthews whips Arkham in to the ropes… Reversal by Arkham and now Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Running Enziguri!
Rhino:Nice kick right to the head of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now dazed on his feet… Arkham hooks him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is in trouble now…
Mark:Arkham covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2……………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Arkham is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Arkham is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No! Alan Matthews ducks…
Rhino:Arkham crashed and burned in to the canvas…
Mark:Arkham is now staggering back up on to his feet dazed right now… Alan Matthews hooks him up… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg of Arkham 1…………………2…………….3…..NO! Arkham gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is starting to feel it right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is looking to put Arkham away right here and now…
Rhino:Arkham looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Arkham… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:Arkham has been planted…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Arkham 1……………………..2……………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back on the winning track here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…
Mark:Alan Matthews looks to get his career back on track and still to come tonight someone else who is trying to get his career back on track is The Rock as he takes on The Real Deal Jay Mack later on tonight here at Saturday Night Torture…
(Cameras cut to the backstage locker room area. Steele is seen leaning against the wall. He shoves off the wall as Rebel carrying a CBCO of Kelly Kelly comes walking down the hall. Rebel stops in front of Steele and grins.)
Steele: What in the world are you doing with that?
Rebel: Well since you wife has yet to go on a date with me, I thought I would move on!
Steele: What ever I had nothing to do with the promising of the date or making sure she fulfilled it…Please tell me you remember to bring me my messages…
Rebel: (Scratching his head)…Uhh…umm…YEAH!…
(Rebel reaches into his back pocket pulls out a small slip of paper and hands it Steele.)
Steele: Thanks…(looks at the slip of paper smiling)
(Rebel walks off towards the ring..Steele walks over to one of the locker room doors and knocks a few times before opening the door and walking in and shutting the door as Cameras cut back to the ring.)
Big Daddy Ace vs Gorch Fock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing The Alliance… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Hell” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Gorch Fock with right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace now shoots Gorch Fock off in to the ropes… Back Elbow! Right to the face of Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now goes behind Gorch Fock and now goes for a Belly to Back Suplex… Gorch Fock escapes out of it and now goes behind Big Daddy Ace… Roll Up! By Gorch Fock 1……………..2………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace walks right in to a dropkick by Gorch Fock… Gorch Fock covers Big Dadddy Ace 1………….2……….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gorch Fock with a kick to the midsection and now scores with a swinging neckbreaker… Gorch Fock goes for another cover 1…………..2………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Gorch Fock hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Release German Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hurting right now…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now heading up on to the top rope right now… Frog Splash!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Gorch Fock…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Big Daddy Ace again 1…………….2……………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace once again…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is in control of this match up right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock scoops up Big Daddy Ace and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Gorch Fock is going to fly again…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace stops Gorch Fock on the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! By Big Daddy Ace driving Gorch Fock right in to the mat…
Rhino:This is the break Big Daddy Ace needed…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Gorch Fock 1…………………2………………Kickout by Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now starting to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Gorch Fock off in to the ropes… Powerslam! By Big Daddy Ace who goes for the cover once again 1………………….2……………..Kickout once again by Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is slow to get back up….
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Gorch Fock…Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Gorch Fock was dropped face first right in to the mat…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now staggering up on to his feet dazed right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has Gorch Fock lined up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Gorch Fock moves and Big Daddy Ace goes crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now hooking up Big Daddy Ace… CROWS NEST!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble as he has now been driven right in to the mat with the Jackhammer…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2………………..3…………..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close call right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is looking to put Big Daddy Ace away…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now hooking up Big Daddy Ace… COME SAIL AWAY! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes and now sends Gorch Fock off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big time spear right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Gorch Fock 1…………………….2……………..3…………NO! Gorch Fock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is now dazed as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Gorch Fock… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Gorch Fock escapes… Gorch Fock hooks up Big Daddy Ace… COME SAIL AWAY! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace escaped again…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Gorch Fock… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Gorch Fock counters… Small Package…
Rhino:Both mens shoulders are down…
Mark:The referee counts 1…………………….2………………3………….. ITS OVER!
Rhino:Who Won?
Pa Announcer:The referee has counted both men shoulders to the mat… This match up is a Draw!
Rhino:Well that’s an interesting outcome for this one…
Mark:It sure was… We will probably see these two meet again… But still to come tonight we will see Doug Kinsella and Shawn Michaels battle it out inside the Hell in a Cell for the EWA Television Championship… As we now get set for more in ring action…
“Real Deal” Jay Mack vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Real Deal JAY MACK!
(“Name of the Game” plays as Jay Mack enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock and Jay Mack are face to face in the center of the ring… The Rock nails Jay Mack with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Jay Mack is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Jay Mack now whips The Rock off in to the ropes… The Rock with a reversal and now Jay Mack comes off the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock is now putting the boots to Jay Mack and is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is now opening up on Jay Mack in the corner…
Mark:The Rock with an irish whip and sends Jay Mack off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes The Rock…
Mark:The Rock charges in with a running clothesline in the corner but Jay Mack gets his boots up in to the face of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:Jay Mack now comes out of the corner and connects with a swinging neckbreaker… Jay Mack goes for the cover on The Rock 1……………2……Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jay Mack now hooks up and scores with a vertical suplex… Jay Mack covers The Rock again 1……………..2…………..Kickout by The Rock once again…
Rhino:Jay Mack is now pulling The Rock back up on to his feet and is bringing him back in to the corner…
Mark:Jay Mack is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of The Rock in the corner…
Rhino:Jay Mack is really doing a number on The Rock in the corner…
Mark:Jay Mack is now pulling The Rock out of the corner and now kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:The Rock has been laid out by Jay Mack in the center of the ring…
Mark:Jay Mack covers The Rock again 1………………..2…………..3..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock turns around… Jay Mack lines him up… Superkick! No! The Rock ducks the superkick and now The Rock spins Jay Mack around… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:The Rock with a nice counter and sent Jay Mack across the ring…
Mark:The Rock is trying to regroup and get back in to this match up…
Rhino:The Real Deal Jay Mack is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock lines up Jay Mack and scores with another Samoan Drop! Driving Jay Mack right in to the mat…
Rhino:Jay Mack is in a bit of trouble right now…
Mark:The Rock covers Jay Mack 1………………2………….3…..No! Jay Mack gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there as Jay Mack is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jay Mack turns around… SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock driving Jay Mack right in to the mat…
Rhino:The Real Deal is in real trouble right now…
Mark:The Rock covers Jay Mack 1…………………….2………….3……..NO! Jay Mack gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one once again right there as The Rock is looking to put Jay Mack away…
Mark:Jay Mack is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock has Jay Mack lined up…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Jay Mack counters out and now hooks up The Rock… DOWNLOW!
Rhino:The Rock was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Jay Mack now covers The Rock 1………………..2…………..3………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jay Mack almost had The Rock right there…
Mark:Jay Mack is now setting up The Rock… REAL DEAL DRIVER! NO! The Rock escapes… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s Gotta be it…
Mark:The Rock covers Jay Mack 1……………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:A really nice win for The Rock here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…
Mark:Its now time for the EWA Womens Battle Royal to determine a new Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Number One Contendership Womens Battle Royal
*Every EWA Female is Eligible To Compete*
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contendership Battle Royal for the EWA Womens Title… Introducing first… MYA!
(“Dirty” plays as Mya enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing next… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… SARA MCMAHON!
(“Hunt You Down” plays as Sara McMahon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing next… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing next… From Richmond, Va… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Greenwich, Ct…Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go Rhino… A bunch of women all competing for the shot at the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Look who is coming down the isle right now…
Mark:Well Kelly Kelly did say she was coming to scout the talent and now she is… Alexis Laree and Mya are going at it…
Rhino:Sara and Stephanie McMahon are now teaming up to go after Lilith Evans…
Mark:Family sticks together as Stephanie and Sara McMahon work over Lilith Evans in the corner…
Rhino:You can see that both McMahon women are looking to make a strong showing as they try to one up another…
Mark:Stephanie and Sara now whip Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! By The McMahon Sisters…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just whipped Mya hard in to the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree just charged in at Mya… Mya gets the boot up in the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering around after running in to the boots of Mya…
Mark:Mya scores with a dropkick…
Rhino:Sara and Stephanie are now trying to get Lilith Evans out of the ring…
Mark:Lilith Evans is trying to hold on…
Rhino:She is on the verge of going out…
Mark:Watch Out!
Rhino:David is loose!
Mark:David has ran in to the ring and the crowd is going crazy…
Rhino:What in the world is he doing…
Mark:David just bit Sara McMahon on her butt…
Rhino:Good God… This is strange…
Mark:David is running out of the ring…
Rhino:Lilith Evans was able to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Lilith Evans grabs a shaken Sara McMahon and just tossed her out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Sara McMahon Has Been Eliminated!
Mark:Alexis Laree is now back up on to her feet… Mya goes for a DDT… Alexis Laree counters… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Mya was just planted right in to the mat…
Mark:Look Out! Stephanie McMahon just grabbed Alexis Laree from behind and tossed her out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Alexis Laree Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That’s a shocker right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans and Stephanie McMahon are now trading a couple of shots back and forth… Lilith Evans whips Stephanie McMahon in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans grabs Stephanie McMahon by the hair and tosses her out of the ring…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon held on and landed on the apron…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now going after Mya and is trying to toss her out of the ring…
Rhino:Lilith Evans thinks that Stephanie McMahon has been eliminated…
Mark:Mya is on the verge of going out of the ring…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon from behind lifts Lilith Evans up and tosses her over the top rope and Lilith Evans has been eliminated…
Pa Announcer:Lilith Evans Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to two…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon pulls Mya up on to her feet… Stephanie McMahon goes to slap Mya… Mya blocks and Slaps Stephanie McMahon across the face…
Rhino:Stephanie just charged at Mya…
Mark:Both women are battling by the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Kelly Kelly is in the ring and she just tossed both women over the top rope… This Match up is Over!
Pa Announcer:The last woman Standing… KELLY KELLY!
Rhino:Did Kelly Kelly win?
Mark:The announcer said the last woman standing… But I dont know who won…
Rhino:Who is the Number One Contender?
Mark:I guess we will find out soon enough… But right now its time for what should be an interesting tag team match up…
Team 3D vs Triple H & Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… From Dudleyville.. Weighing in at a combined weight of 585 Pounds… Brother Ray and Brother Devon… TEAM 3D!
(“Watch Out, Watch Out” plays as Team 3D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber exchange some words as this match up is underway… It will be Triple H starting things out with Brother Devon… Triple H and Devon going for a test of strength right now…
Rhino:Devon is a powerful man…
Mark:Triple H starts to now over power Devon as he backs him up in to the ropes… Triple H scores with a right hand as the test of strength was broken… Triple H now shoots Devon off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H nailing Devon right in the face…
Rhino:Triple H now starts to put the boots to Devon…
Mark:Devon is now getting back up and Triple H scoops him up and slams him right down to the mat…Triple H comes off the ropes and drops the knee right in the face of Devon…
Rhino:Triple H really taking it to Devon here in the early going…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Devon to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just tagged himself in…
Mark:The EWA World Champion Lone Jobber now starts to nail Devon with a couple of right hands as he got back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H didn’t like that Lone Jobber tug himself in…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Devon… Devon escapes and now Devon clothesline Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:Devon is now dragging Lone Jobber over to the corner…
Mark:Brother Ray gets the tag from Devon and now Team 3D are double teaming the EWA World Champion…. Team 3D whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Double Flap Jack!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet after being driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Brother Ray with right hands to Lone Jobber as he now sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Brother Ray covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:You have to think in the back of Triple H’s mind he is enjoying seeing Lone Jobber get beaten up by Team 3D…
Mark:I would have to agree with you there… As Triple H and Lone Jobber will battle at Chaotic Walk for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Devon has gotten the tag from Brother Ray…
Mark:Team 3D now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Team 3D goes for a double clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and now comes off the ropes and nails Team 3D with a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice counter by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling to the corner and tags in Triple H…
Rhino:Devon is back up on his feet…
Mark:Triple H starts to open up on Devon with right hands and now shoots him off in to the ropes…Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Game is starting to pick up…
Mark:Devon is staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H nails Devon with a Spinebuster!
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Brother Ray just nailed Triple H with a clothesline from behind…
Rhino:Brother Ray is laying in on Triple H with stiff shots right now…
Mark:Devon is getting back up on to his feet… Devon now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… 3D! NO! Lone Jobber makes the save…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber just drop kicked Brother Ray out of the ring…
Rhino:Devon is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Devon looks to be out of it…
Mark:Triple H is now looking around and is picking up Devon… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Devon is out cold…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber stare down one another as Triple H makes the count 1…………………2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners TRIPLE H and LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:These two men will meet for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Chaotic Walk…
Mark:Triple H turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion has just sent a message to Triple H that this wont be a cake walk at the Chaotic Walk…
Mark:Lone Jobber is standing tall right now… But will Shawn Michaels be standing tall at the end of the night…As we get set for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Hell in a Cell Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Hell in a Cell Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X…The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Doug Kinsella are looking at one another… Shawn Michaels nails Doug Kinsella with a couple of chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting lit up by the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes and scores with a Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Shades of Shawn Michaels with that Flying Forearm Shot…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella charges and scores with a clothesline sending Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is a bit frustrated right now on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella dives threw the ropes and lands right on to Shawn Michaels on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is not enjoying this right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now picking up Shawn Michaels by the head and bring him over to the cage… Doug Kinsella goes to drive Shawn Michaels in to the side of the cage…Shawn Michaels blocks and rams Doug Kinsella’s head right in to the side of the Steel..
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is a bit dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and once again rams him in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels continues to drive his head right in to the cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs Doug Kinsella again and this time rams Doug Kinsella right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella continues to look a bit dazed right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! By The Heartbreak Kid laying out Doug Kinsella… Shawn Michaels covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………2………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels now trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up on to his feet and Shawn Michaels backs him up in to the corner… Shawn Michaels with an irish whip and sends Doug Kinsella to the farside of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is bringing a steel chair in to the ring right now…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lines up Doug Kinsella… Shawn Michaels lays out Doug Kinsella with that steel chair…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid has a smile on his face after that chair shot…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now covers Doug Kinsella 1………………2………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now grabbing the Steel Chair and is wedging it in between the ropes…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now getting back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and goes to ram Doug Kinsella’s head in to the chair… Doug Kinsella blocks and now Doug Kinsella throws Shawn Michaels right in to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just went head first in to the Steel Chair…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now trying to pull himself out of the corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is lining up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Blackout Kick! By Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Nice Pele Kick by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now unwedging the Steel Chair from the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella lays down the chair… Shawn Michaels is back up and Doug Kinsella hooks him up… DDT! On to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion just went face first in to the Steel Chair…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1……………..2………………Kickout by The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels once again…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is bringing another chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Both Steel Chairs are being opened up right now by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…Doug Kinsella lines him up… Spinebuster! Right in to the Steel Chairs…
Rhino:You could see the pain on the face of the Heartbreak Kid right there after being driven right in to the Steel Chairs…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2…………3…..No! Shawn Michaels kicks out right there…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting up slowly and gets slammed straight down in to the mat…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! No! Shawn Michaels moves out of the way and Doug Kinsella hits the canvas hard…
Rhino:Both men are now trying to make their way back up on to their feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a shot on to Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella blocks and now shoots Shawn Michaels off in to the corner…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is staggering out of the corner..
Mark:Doug Kinsella puts Shawn Michaels up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver! No! Shawn Michaels escapes… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:The Showstopper is now rolling to the outside of the ring and it looks like to me Rhino… He is bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and rams the ladder right in to the face of Doug Kinsella knocking him right off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing over Doug Kinsella with that ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is finding his groove as he continues to do damage with the ladder…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is holding on to his ribs right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up and Shawn Michaels whips him right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just picked up a steel chair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels drives the Steel Chair right in to the midsection of Doug Kinsella… You can still see tha pain on the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now opening up the ladder…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is trying to get back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels goes behind Doug Kinsella and drops him with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt done setting things up as he is going to the outside of the ring and is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the table as Doug Kinsella staggers up on to his feet and Shawn Michaels nails him with a couple of shots and now lays him out on the table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is hurting… As Shawn Michaels is climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the top of the ladder and his head is right at the top of the cell…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE LADDER! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just drove Doug Kinsella right through the table with that Elbow Drop…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………..2……………………3…………..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is frustrated as he thought he did enough to put Doug Kinsella away right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is trying to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is tuning up the band…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Doug Kinsella ducks the kick…DK CUTTER!
Rhino:What a counter by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella crawls on top of Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………3……NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there as both men are trying to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up by the ropes… Doug Kinsella charges… Shawn Michaels ducks and back drops Doug Kinsella over the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella lands on the apron…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Shawn Michaels and hip tosses him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels landed hard…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now grabs Shawn Michaels by the head and just launches him in to the Cell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dazed…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs him again and launches him right in to the other side of the Cell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is being bounced around the cellr ight now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now knocks him off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now reaching underneath the ring and is pulling out a singapore cane…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting up on to his feet and Doug Kinsella nails Shawn Michaels right in the ribs with that singapore cane…
Rhino:Look at the pain on his face…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is looking to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels turns around… Doug Kinsella hooks him up… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1………………….2………………..3………… NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella thought he had him right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now picking up another Steel Chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:What a counter by Shawn Michaels as he knocked the chair back in to the face of Doug Kinsella with the Super Kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels falls on top of Doug Kinsella 1…………………..2…………………..3……………….ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Some how Doug Kinsella just got his shoulder up…
Mark:You can see the disbelief in the face of Shawn Michaels right there as he believed he had Doug Kinsella beat…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:As you can tell Doug Kinsella is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is ready to go in for the kill…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Doug Kinsella ducks… Doug Kinsella hooks up Shawn Michaels… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes…
Rhino:Counter after counter… Both men trying to put each other away…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Doug Kinsella ducks again and now goes to whip Shawn Michaels in to the corner… Doug Kinsella with a reversal of the Irish Whip… Shawn Michaels comes charging back at Doug Kinsella… ROARING LARIAT! NO! Ducked… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Doug Kinsella 1……………………2………………..3…………………ITS STILL NOT OVER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella got his foot on the bottom rope at the last second…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now aruging with the referee…
Rhino:The EWA Television Championship is hanging in the balance…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems to be done pleading his case to the referee…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes after Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is just about back up on his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Shawn Michaels by the tights and pulls him to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just hit his head on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:ROARING LARIAT!
Rhino:Out of no where Doug Kinsella hit the Roaring Lariat…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls up Shawn Michaels 1……………………2…………………..3…………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has done it… The Eight Month title reign of Shawn Michaels is over…
Mark:The Streak has ended… Doug Kinsella is now your new EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:What a match up this was…
Mark:What a way to close out Saturday Night Torture… The Chaotic Nature of the EWA will continue as we head in to Chaotic Walk… Good Night Everyone!
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