Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2010

Mark:We are live in San Antonio, Texas for the first Pay Per View of the Year… Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… And Rhino what a night of action we have for everyone tonight… Including a big EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…

Rhino:Richard Drivher gets his first crack at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when he challenges Lone Jobber for the gold tonight…

Mark:Lone Jobber is going to have a big night on his hands as he has also decided to team up with the returning Subway to challenge Degeneration X for the EWA Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:That should be interesting…

Mark:Yes it should…

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena with the crowd cheering for him…)

Rhino:Subway’s Back and the Crowd is loving it!

Mark:Is he really ready to return? Could he be here to go after DX and those tag team Titles?

Rhino Let’s see what he has to say.

(Lights Go Out)

Rhino:Where are the lights?

Mark:Not sure whats gong on?

(Lights Turn On)

Mark:Apocalypse is in the ring with Famine at his side…

Subway:I guess someone is a mind reader, I had wanted too…..

(Suddenly Apoc grabs him by the throat, Famine is waving frantically saying No No No! Apoc shoves famine down to the ground and Lifts Up Subway for a choke-slam.)

Mark:Apocalypse just Choke Slammed Subway OFF THE STAGE!

Rhino:Famine is beating fists against Apocalypse, she seems really upset.

Mark:Apocalypse just grab famine by the head, her entire head is in the hand of Apocalypse!

Rhino:No don’t do it, Apocalypse has Famine up for a Head Slam? Not really a choke but same effect!

Mark:Off the stage she goes on top of Subway, whats going on?

Rhino:We need to get them help, Subway isn’t 100% we know that. But wait Apocalypse is ripping off the costume. And now the mask! It’s HOLY SHIT!

Mark:It’s The BIG SHOW! Whats he doing here?

)Then the Theme of The 4 Horsemen hit’s as Ric Flair and Ultimate Warrior come out. Ric is strutting his stuff. Warrior with both arms up. Ric gives out a “WOOOOOOOOO!”)

Rhino:Big Show, Paul White is a member of the New 4 Horsemen?!

Mark:Looks that way, Show has the mic Subway had. Warrior and Flair are keeping the EMT’s from helping Subway and Famine.

Big Show:What your looking at is the FUTURE! Your looking at the start of a NEW chapter in the long history of the GREATEST stable to ever form in the business. Better then nWo….Better then DX……better then the Freebirds. Your looking a one pissed off GIANT! Sick of the politics and sick of seeing NOBODY’S ruin this industry! And I am not about to let that happen. Flair and Warrior are not going to stand for it either. So now you have a New 4H Era to deal with. Get use to it. The 4 Horsemen Ride Again!

(Show raises one hand with a sick and twisted smile on his face)

Flair: Woooooooooooooo!

Mark:The Horsemen Have Arrived in the EWA! And they have already made an impact… As we get to the ring for our opening contest…

Lil Kim vs Melina

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 123 Pounds… MELINA!

(“Paparazzi” plays as Melina enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 113 Pounds… LIL KIM!

(“Fuck You” plays as Lil Kim enters the arena…)

Mark:After last week’s win over Gina Carano… Lil Kim is looking for another strong showing against Melina…

Rhino:Melina is one tough lady…

Mark:Lil Kim charges at Melina and takes her right off of her feet with a running tackle…

Rhino:Melina is trying to cover up…

Mark:Lil Kim is hammering her with shots…

Rhino:Melina is able to shove her off…

Mark:Melina gets back up on to her feet… Lil Kim charges… Melina with a side step and shoves her off on to the corner…

Rhino:Melina is now opening up on Lil Kim…

Mark:Melina is now sticking her boot right underneath the throat of Lil Kim in the corner…

Rhino:Lil Kim is being choked out right now…

Mark:Melina now grabs Lil Kim and tosses her across the ring…

Rhino:Lil Kim is now a little slow to get back up on to her feet..

Mark:Melina now scoops up and slams Lil Kim down in to the mat…

Rhino:Lil Kim is trying to pull herself back up on to her feet…

Mark:Melina with a couple of forearms shots and now whips Lil Kim off in to the ropes… Melina goes for a clothesline… Lil Kim ducks and now comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Right in to a pin 1………………2……………..Kickout by Melina…

Rhino:Melina is now getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Lil Kim charges… Monkey Flip!

Rhino:Melina was sent across the ring…

Mark:Melina is now staggering back up on to her feet… Lil Kim from behind… Running Bulldog! By Lil Kim driving her right in to the mat…

Rhino:Melina is in some trouble now…

Mark:Lil Kim is now waiting for Melina to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:It looks like Lil Kim is going to be putting Melina away right here and now…

Mark:Lil Kim hooks up Melina… T’N’T!

Rhino:Melina has been planted…

Mark:Lil Kim hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LIL KIM!

Rhino:Lil Kim with another victory here tonight…

Mark:She is making her claim to get a shot at the EWA Womens Championship… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

Ric Flair vs Al Snow

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first.. From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Charlotte, North Carolina…. Weighing in at 243 Pounds… Nature Boy RIC FLAIR!

(“Also sprach Zarathustra” plays as Ric Flair enters the arena…)

Mark:Ric Flair and Al Snow lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are battling for position…

Mark:Al Snow backs Ric Flair in to the corner and the referee is asking for a clean break… Ric Flair with a quick kick to the gut as the referee was pulling Al Snow back…

Rhino:Cheap shot by Ric Flair…

Mark:Ric Flair is now nailing Al Snow with chops right across the chest as he backs Al Snow up in to the ropes… Ric Flair with an irish whip… Reversal by Al Snow… Ric Flair comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Ric Flair is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Al Snow charges and now clotheslines Ric Flair out of the ring…

Rhino:Al Snow is going out after Ric Flair…

Mark:Al Snow grabs Ric Flair by the head and rams it in to the ring steps…

Rhino:Ric Flair is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Al Snow now rolls Ric Flair back in to the ring…

Rhino:Ric Flair is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Al Snow whips Ric Flair in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Ric Flair is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Al Snow kicks Ric Flair in the gut and now hooks up Ric Flair and takes him over with a Suplex… Al Snow goes for the cover 1………………2…………..Ric Flair kicks out…

Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for Ric Flair to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Al Snow hooks up Ric Flair and slams him straight down to the mat…

Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Al Snow is up on the top rope… Ric Flair is up on his feet and nails Al Snow with shots to the midsection…

Rhino:This is not a good place for Al Snow to be in…

Mark:Ric Flair is now climbing up the ropes now as well…

Rhino:I think Ric Flair has something in mind right here…

Mark:Superplex! No! Al Snow blocks and now shoves Ric Flair off the top rope…

Rhino:Ric Flair is down on the mat right now…

Mark:Al Snow is now up on the top rope… Moonsault! Connects!

Rhino:Al Snow could have him right now…

Mark:Al Snow goes for the cover 1………………..2…………3……….No! Ric Flair gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Al Snow is now waiting for Ric Flair to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Ric Flair looks to be out of it…

Mark:Al Snow now hooks up Ric Flair… SNOW PLOW! NO! Ric Flair escapes and shoves Al Snow in to the corner…

Rhino:Al Snow is staggering backwards…

Mark:Chop Lock! By Ric Flair taking the legs right out of Al Snow…

Rhino:Al Snow is holding on to his right leg right now…

Mark:Ric Flair is now getting Al Snow setup…

Rhino:Ric Flair just drove his weight right down on to the leg of Al Snow…

Mark:You know whats coming now…

Rhino:I think everyone does…

Mark:Ric Flair sets up Al Snow… FIGURE FOUR! NO! Small Package! 1……………………2……………….3…………..NO! Ric Flair kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…

Mark:Ric Flair goes for a couple of chops…

Rhino:Al Snow came back with a hard kick to the midsection…

Mark:Al Snow goes for another kick…

Rhino:Ric Flair caught his leg…

Mark:Enziguri! No! Ric Flair ducks his head…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:Ric Flair hooks up Al Snow… FIGURE FOUR!

Rhino:There is no where for Al Snow to go…

Mark:The pressure is being applied by Ric Flair…

Rhino:Al Snow is trying to fight off the pain…

Mark:AL SNOW TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RIC FLAIR!

Rhino:The Nature Boy gets a victory here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:The Dirtiest Player in the game with a solid victory and still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line when Lone Jobber defends against Richard Drivher… As we get back to the ring for more action…

Mya Parks vs Gina Carano

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!

(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!

(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)

Mark:Mya Parks gets a running head start and takes Gina Carano right off of her feet with a Running Headscissors…

Rhino:That caught Gina Carano right off guard to start of this match up…

Mark:Gina Carano gets back up on to her feet in the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Mya Parks…

Mark:Mya Parks charges in and scores with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Gina Carano is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Mya Parks charges from behind and takes her down with a Running Bulldog! Mya Parks covers Gina Carano right away 1………………2…………..Kickout by Gina Carano…

Rhino:Gina Carano is trying to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Mya Parks nails Gina Carano with a couple of shots and now hooks her up… Suplex! No! Gina Carano blocks… Gina Carano nails Mya Parks with a Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:Mya Parks driven face first in to the mat…

Mark:Mya Parks gets back up… Gina Carano charges and nails her with a running knee right to the side of the head of Mya Parks…

Rhino:Mya Parks was on her knees and Gina Carano caught her good…

Mark:Gina Carano covers Mya Parks 1…………2…………Kickout by Mya Parks…

Rhino:Mya Parks is now getting back up on to her feet slowly…

Mark:Gina Carano clutches up Mya Parks and takes her over with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Gina Carano covers Mya Parks 1……………….2…………3……No! Mya Parks kicks out…

Rhino:Mya Parks is slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Mya Parks staggers back up on to her feet by the ropes…

Rhino:Here comes Gina Carano…

Mark:Mya Parks with a drop toe hold…

Rhino:You know what is coming now…

Mark:Mya Parks comes off the ropes… 202!

Rhino:Gina Carano is dazed…

Mark:Mya Parks is now hooking up Gina Carano… IMPACT! NO! Gina Carano counters… CARANO CLUTCH!

Rhino:This isnt good for Mya Parks…

Mark:Gina Carano is trying to get her down to the ground…

Rhino:This could be it…

Mark:The legs are wrapped… MYA PARKS TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!

Rhino:Gina Carano gets back on the winning track here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:A big win for her tonight… Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph in action as he defends his title against the Ultimate Warrior…But we do have to report that the Scheduled EWA Womens Championship match between Alexis Laree and Ezay Pusay has been postponed and we will have more news on the rematch coming up in the few days…So stayed tune for that news… But we are getting back to the ring for more action…

Ryan Star vs J-Twisted

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Kansas City, Mo… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… RYAN STAR!

(“Whispers in the Dark” plays as Ryan Star enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds…J-TWISTED!

(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Mark:J-Twisted nails Ryan Star with right hands…

Rhino:Ryan Star is coming back with right hands of his own…

Mark:Ryan Star whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… J-Twisted comes off the ropes and gets nailed right in the face with a dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him good with that dropkick…

Mark:Ryan Star covers J-Twisted 1………..2……….Kickout by J-Twisted…

Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted is back up and Ryan Star kicks him in the midsection… Jawbreaker!

Rhino:J-Twisted is spinning around…

Mark:Ryan Star scoops up J-Twisted and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Ryan Star is now heading up to the top rope…

Mark:J-Twisted is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Ryan Star is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Ducked! By J-Twisted as Ryan Star hits the canvas hard…

Rhino:Ryan Star is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted with right hands and whips Ryan Star off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Ryan Star is staggering back up on to his feet after that powerslam…

Mark:J-Twisted kicks Ryan Star in to the midsection… Facebuster!

Rhino:Ryan Star driven face first in to the mat..

Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is going to fly…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!

Rhino:Big time high risk move pays off for J-Twisted…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Ryan Star 1…………….2…………3………NO! Ryan Star gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:J-Twisted thought he had him down for the count…

Mark:J-Twisted is now waiting for Ryan Star to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Ryan Star looks to be out of it…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Ryan Star… ONE HITTA QUITTA!

Rhino:J-Twisted has him down for the count…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Ryan Star 1………………2…………3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!

Rhino:J-Twisted with a dominant victory here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:Impressive victory by J-Twisted tonight… Could he be headed to the Extreme Bowl? Which will be live on February 28th, 2010… As we now get set for our first championship match up of the evening…

EWA Tag Team Championship Open Challenge Match
Degeneration X (c) vs Lone Jobber & Subway

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA World Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at combined weight of 487 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS… DEGENERATION X!

(“Break it Down” plays as Shawn Michaels and Triple H enter the arena…)

Mark:Its gonna be Triple H and Lone Jobber starting things out for their teams…

Rhino:Im surprised Subway made it out here after being attacked earlier in the evening…

Mark:Triple H is backing Lone Jobber up in to the corner and nails him with shots right to the midsection…

Rhino:The Game is just opening up on Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H sends Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner… Lone Jobber staggers out of the corner… Triple H grabs him by the arm and nails him with a Short Arm Clothesline!

Rhino:Triple H is now bringing Lone Jobber over in to the corner…

Mark:Triple H tags in Shawn Michaels… Both men hook up Lone Jobber and take him over with a double suplex… Shawn Michaels covers Lone Jobber 1……………2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops across the chest of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Wooooo!

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Reversal by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Knee to the Back!

Mark:Cheap shot by Subway right there… Shawn Michaels staggers and Lone Jobber nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now stomping away at the midsection of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Shawn Michaels back up on to his feet and is holding him wide open…

Rhino:Subway gets the tag…

Mark:Subway kicks him hard in to the midsection and now starts nailing him with forearm shots…

Rhino:This is the first time these two men have been in the same place since Chaotic Walk…

Mark:Subway whips Shawn Michaels hard in to the corner… Subway comes charging in and nails him with a big running clothesline…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is down in the corner…

Mark:Subway gets a running headstart and nails Shawn Michaels in the face with a running knee…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to stagger up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in trouble…

Mark:Subway covers Shawn Michaels 1……………..2………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Subway is dragging Shawn Michaels over to the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets the tag from Subway… Subway and Lone Jobber send Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!

Rhino:You can tell Shawn Michaels needs to make a tag…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Shawn Michaels 1……………..2………….3…No! Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber stares at Triple H as he kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… HERTIAGE!

Rhino:Lone Jobber smirks at Triple H now…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Shawn Michaels 1………………..2…………….3………NO! Triple H comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick! No! Shawn Michaels moves out of the way…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels saw that dropkick coming…

Mark:Triple H is reaching out and wants the tag from Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is crawling towards his corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber tags in Subway…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels makes the tag!

Mark:Triple H and Subway are now slugging it out back and forth right now… As Triple H is now taking the advantage… As Triple H sends Subway off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is back in the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Triple H… Knee Buster! By Triple H and follows it up with a big right hand…

Rhino:The Game is on fire…

Mark:Subway is now staggering up on to his feet… Triple H spins him around… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Triple H just drilled Subway right in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1………………2…………3……….NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is now looking to put Subway away right now…

Mark:Subway has staggered back up on to his feet… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIG! LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Out of no where Lone Jobber came in and nailed Triple H right in the side of the head with the Low Card Kick…

Mark:Subway crawls on top of Triple H 1…………….2………….3……..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Triple H is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway is lining up Triple H…

Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Triple H ducks… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels came in and got all of that kick…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1………………….2………………3…………NO! Lone Jobber breaks it up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and clothesline Lone Jobber out of the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels fell to the outside of the ring as well…

Mark:Subway is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is in position…

Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Its The Horsemen!

Rhino:Flair and The Big Show have come out and are attacking Triple H and Subway…

Mark:Ric Flair just chop locked Subway… The Big Show has Triple H up in the air… CHOKESLAM!

Rhino:The referee has thrown this match up out…

Mark:Big Show now grabs Subway… CHOKESLAM!

Rhino:The Horsemen have just made an impact here tonight…

Mark:Are the Horsemen a force to be dealt with here in the EWA?

Rhino:It seems that way to me…

Mark:How will DX Respond? And for that matter Subway and Lone Jobber… As we now get set for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph(c) vs Ultimate Warrior

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 275… ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

(“Unstable” plays as Ultimate Warrior enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent….From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:Ultimate Warrior nails Troy Joseph with right hands as the referee calls for the bell…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is laying in on Troy Joseph with right hands…

Mark:Troy Joseph is coming back with right hands of his own as he is backing Ultimate Warrior up in to the ropes… Troy Joseph whips Ultimate Warrior off in to the farside… Ultimate Warrior comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges and clotheslines Ultimate Warrior over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Ultimate Warrior…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is going out after Ultimate Warrior…

Mark:Troy Joseph nails him with right hands and now sends him off in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is staggering around…

Mark:Troy Joseph takes Ultimate Warrior off of his feet with a hard uppercut…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Troy Joseph pulls out a singapore cane…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph swings the singapore cane… Warrior ducks the cane shot and knocks Troy Joseph off of his feet…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is now picking up the singapore cane…

Mark:Troy Joseph gets up on to his feet… Ultimate Warrior nails Troy Joseph right in the head with the Singapore Cane!

Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior with another big swing and he cracks Troy Joseph right in the side of the head with the Singapore Cane…

Rhino:Those were a couple of vicious shots with the singapore cane…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior now rolls Troy Jopseh back in to the ring…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is now pulling a couple of chairs out from underneath the ring…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is now opening up the steel chairs…

Rhino:What is Ultimate Warrior planning right here?

Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet… Ultimate Warrior lifts up Troy Joseph in a Press Slam…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Troy Joseph…

Mark:Press Slam Right down in to the Steel Chairs!

Rhino:The referee is now checking in on Troy Joseph…

Mark:The referee is saying that Troy Joseph can continue…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is now pulling Troy Joseph back up and throws him in to the corner…

Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior is now laying in with shots right to the midsection of Troy Joseph…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior whips Troy Joseph in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Warrior…

Mark:The Ultimate Warrior charges in… Troy Joseph gets his boot up…

Rhino:Troy Joseph saw that coming…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior spins around… Troy Joseph comes out of the corner and connects with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is up and Troy Joseph lines him up… Kick to the midsection… Stunner!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph now picks up one of the steel chairs…

Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and nails Ultimate Warrior right in the head with the Steel Chair!

Rhino:That was a big steel chair shot right there from the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now laying out the steel chair and is waiting for Ultimate Warrior to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Warrior is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph now hooks up Ultimate Warrior… Double Arm DDT! Right down on to the Steel Chair!

Rhino:The referee is checking on Ultimate Warrior right now…

Mark:The referee says Ultimate Warrior can continue…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is bringing in a table…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is back up and connects with a Baseball Slide! Knocking the table back in to the face of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is now on the outside and rolls Troy Joseph back in to the ring…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is now grabbing the steel steps…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Ultimate Warrior is now waiting for Troy Joseph to turn around…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior charges with the Steel Steps! Troy Joseph moves! Drop Toe Hold!

Rhino:That backfired on Ultimate Warrior as he has gone face first in to the Steel Steps…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now back up as well…

Mark:Troy Joseph with right hands and now sends Ultimate Warrior in to the ropes… Ultimate Warrior with a reversal… Powerslam!

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior with a nice counter… As he is now trying to get right back in to the match up…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is looking to put Troy Joseph away…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior now whips Troy Joseph off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! Missed!

Rhino:Troy Joseph ducked out of the way…

Mark:Troy Joseph picks up the steel steps…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ultimate Warrior turns around and Troy Joseph nails Ultimate Warrior right in the head with the Steel Steps!

Rhino:Big shot right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now positioning the steel steps…

Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:RUNNING RAMAPGE RUFFLE! RIGHT IN TO THE STEPS!

Rhino:The referee is checking on Ultimate Warrior…

Mark:The referee is calling for the bell… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is still the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Is there anyone in the EWA can end the reign of Troy Joseph?

Rhino:It doesn’t seem like it…

Mark:Well its now time to get to the ring for our Main Event..

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Richard Drivher

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!

(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA World Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:After what Lone Jobber went through earlier in the EWA Tag Team Title Match up… You have to wonder how much Lone Jobber has left in the tank…

Rhino:It was his decision to spread himself thin in two matches…

Mark:Richard Drivher nails the EWA World Champion with right hands…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is coming back with right hands of his own…

Mark:Richard Drivher kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and sends him off in to the ropes… Richard Drivher goes for a hiptoss… Blocked by Lone Jobber and now connects with a hiptoss of his own…

Rhino:Richard Drivher gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber nails Richard Drivher across the chest with a couple of chops and backs Richard Drivher in to the corner… Lone Jobber whips Richard Drivher to the farside corner…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the clothesline… Richard Drivher ducks and spins Lone Jobber around and nails him with an uppercut knocking the EWA World Champion off of his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Drivher scoops up Lone Jobber… Shoulder Breaker! Richard Drivher goes for a quick cover 1……………2………Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Drivher pulls Lone Jobber up by his hair and now backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of the EWA World Champion…

Mark:Richard Drivher whips Lone Jobber hard in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Richard Drivher charges and nails Lone Jobber with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is now going to the top rope…

Mark:Richard Drivher is going to fly… Flying Leg Drop! Connects!

Rhino:Big leg drop from Richard Drivher…

Mark:Richard Drivher covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Lone Jobber is at risk to losing his title right now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Drivher with a kick to the midsection and now sets up Lone Jobber… Pulling Piledriver!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was dropped right on his head…

Mark:Richard Drivher covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………………3……No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Richard Drivher thought he had Lone Jobber down for the count right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has gotten back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now setting up Lone Jobber up on the top rope…

Rhino:This could be the end of the title reign for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Lone Jobber…

Mark:Richard Drivher has him setup… SUPERPLEX! NO! Lone Jobber blocks and knocks Richard Drivher off the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now standing up on the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly… 450 Splash! CONNECTS!

Rhino:Nice move by Lone Jobber that connected…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………..2…………3…..No! Richard Drivher gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now staggering back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber nails Richard Drivher with right hands… Lone Jobber hooks up Richard Drivher… Hangman’s Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up the Richard Drivher…

Mark:Richard Drivher turns around… Low Card Kick!

Rhino:Big time kick right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Richard Drivher 1………………….2…………..3……….NO! Richard Drivher once again gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now kicks Richard Drivher in the midsection…The HERTIAGE! NO! Countered with a Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Richard Drivher just saved himself right there…

Mark:Richard Drivher and Lone Jobber are both staggering back up on to their feet…

Rhino:Both men are now trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Richard Drivher nails Lone Jobber with right hands and now sends him off in to the corner…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Richard Drivher now hooks up Lone Jobber… Double Gutbuster!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now hurting…

Mark:Richard Drivher covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2……………….3………..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Richard Drivher thought he had Lone Jobber down for the count…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Drivher is setting up Lone Jobber… 69 DRIVER! NO! Lone Jobber escapes… Backslide! 1………………..2………….3………..NO! Richard Drivher kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are staggering back up…

Mark:Both men charge at one another…. Double Clothesline!

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…

Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is back up as well…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a right hand…

Rhino:Richard Drivher blocks…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now nailing Lone Jobber with shots… Richard Drivher kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and now scores with a DDT!

Rhino:Richard Drivher could have him right here…

Mark:Richard Drivher covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2…………….3………..NO! Lone Jobber get his shoulder up…

Rhino:We were a half a count of away from crowning a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now looking to end this…

Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Richard Drivher scoops him up… 69 DRIVER! NO! Lone Jobber escapes and spins him around… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………….2……………..3……………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is still the Heavyweight Champion of the World…

Mark:Richard Drivher put up a hell of a fight but it was not to be tonight…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is still on top of the EWA Mountain…

Mark:Will Lone Jobber still be riding high when we get to the Extreme Bowl? We will find out… As we are out of time… Good Night Everyone!

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