Thursday Night Chaos 08-12-10

Mark:We are live in Seattle, Washington for what is shaping up to be one hell of a show… As this is Thursday Night Chaos and what a double Main Event do we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Our Main Event has major ramifications on Glory… As tonight we will start the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:A Four Man Battle Royal will take place tonight between Big Daddy Ace, Josh Stewart, Lone Jobber and Alan Matthews…

Rhino:The winner of the Battle Royal moves to the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament at Summertime Blowout…

Mark:Who ever does win will have a huge advantage as we head in to Summertime Blowout…

Rhino:All four men are hungry… So we shall see…

Mark:Also tonight the big question is… Will Jay Mack Show Up?

Rhino:I know thats been the bigger twitter question today… And no one seems to know whether he is here or not…

Mark:The EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line however, When Degeneration X are scheduled to face Jay Mack and Demon Child…

Rhino:Well it will either be one hell of a tag match or DX will be defending the belts in a Handicap Match…

Mark:Whichever way it is… It will be interesting and lets not waste anymore time and lets get to the ring for our opening contest…

Teddy Hart vs Shinobi vs Jim Duggan

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Glens Fall, New York… Weighing in at 270 Pounds… Hacksaw JIM DUGGAN!

(“Two By Four” plays as Jim Duggan enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TEDDY HART!

(“All Eyez on Me” plays as Teddy Hart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. SHINOBI!

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Shinobi enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Shinobi starts nailing Jim Duggan with right hands…

Rhino:Teddy Hart is just stepping back and watching whats going on…

Mark:Jim Duggan is being backed up in to the corner… Shinobi whips Jim Duggan off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Jim Duggan is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Shinobi went to go after Jim Duggan… Teddy Hart nailed Shinobi with a dropkick…

Rhino:Teddy Hart caught Shinobi good with that dropkick…

Mark:Shinobi is now rolling out of the ring…Teddy Hart nails Jim Duggan with an enziguri right to the back of the head…

Rhino:Teddy Hart is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:It looks like Teddy Hart is going to fly…

Rhino:Jim Duggan is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Teddy Hart with a Missle Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick from Teddy Hart…

Mark:Teddy Hart covers Jim Duggan 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Jim Duggan…

Rhino:Teddy Hart is now on the ring apron…

Mark:Jim Duggan is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shinobi just grabbed the leg of Teddy Hart…

Mark:Teddy Hart just hit his head hard on the side of the ring…

Rhino:Shinobi is now putting it to Teddy Hart on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Shinobi whips Teddy Hart right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Teddy Hart is hurting…

Mark:Shinobi is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Jim Duggan is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects! Shinobi covers Jim Duggan 1………………2…………….3…….NO! Jim Duggan kicks out…

Rhino:Shinobi is now waiting for Jim Duggan to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Teddy Hart is back up on the ring apron…

Rhino:Shinobi just saw him…

Mark:Shinobi just knocked Teddy Hart right off the apron…

Rhino:Teddy Hart hit the ground hard…

Mark:Shinobi is now hooking up Jim Duggan… SNOWPLOW!

Rhino:Jim Duggan is out…

Mark:Shinobi covers Jim Duggan 1………….2………..3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHINOBI!

Rhino:Shinobi with a solid victory here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Tag Team Champions in action… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

Blast From The Past Match
Gina Carano vs ???

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!

(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… CHASTITY!

(Chastity’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway has played a big part in Chastity being in this match up…

Rhino:It seems like Subway is becoming an evil mastermind again…

Mark:Chastity locks up with Gina Carano… Gina Carano is backing her up right in to the corner…

Rhino:Gina Carano is muscling her backwards…

Mark:Gina Carano goes for a right hand… Chastity moved out of the way and is nailing Gina Carano with a couple of chops right across the chest… Chastity goes for an irish whip… Gina Carano with a reversal…

Rhino:Chastity went right in to the corner…

Mark:Gina Carano charges in… Chastity with a back elbow right to the side of the head of Gina Carano…

Rhino:Gina Carano is spinning around…

Mark:Chastity comes out of the corner… Running Headscissors!

Rhino:That took the former EWA Womens Champion off of her feet…

Mark:Chastity charges at Gina Carano… Running Bulldog!

Rhino:Chastity drove her right in to the mat…

Mark:Chastity covers Gina Carano 1……………..2………..Kickout by Gina Carano…

Rhino:Gina Carano powered out on that kickout…

Mark:Chastity kicks Gina Carano in the midsection… Facebuster!

Rhino:Chastity is coming out as a house of fire right now…

Mark:Chastity covers Gina Carano 1……………….2…………….Kickout once again by Gina Carano…

Rhino:Gina Carano is slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Chastity is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like Chastity is going to fly…

Mark:Gina Carano clips her leg and Chastity is in trouble on the top rope…

Rhino:Chastity is hurting…

Mark:Gina Carano is now climbing up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Chastity…

Mark:Superplex! By Gina Carano!

Rhino:Chastity driven right in to the canvas hard…

Mark:Gina Carano covers Chastity 1………………2………..3….No! Chastity kicks out…

Rhino:Chastity is now staggering up on to her feet…

Mark:Gina Carano is now hooking up Chastity… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Gina Carano has taken back control of this match up…

Mark:Our cameras are watching Subway backstage as he is watching what is going on…

Rhino:Gina Carano is just taking it right to Chastity at the moment…

Mark:Gina Carano covers Chastity 1……………….2……………..3………No! Chastity kicks out…

Rhino:Gina Carano is now waiting for Chastity to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Gina Carano is now hooking up Chastity… Brainbuster! No! Chastity escapes… Roll Up! 1…………………2……………3…..NO! Gina Carano kicks out…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Gina Carano is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Chastity…

Mark:Chastity is hooking up Gina Carano… TORNADO DDT! NO!

Rhino:Gina Carano just tossed Chastity half way across the ring…

Mark:Chastity is staggering back up on to her feet… Gina Carano goes behind Chastity…

Rhino:This could be it…

Mark:CARANO LOCK!

Rhino:There is no place for Chastity to go…

Mark:Chastity is trying to fight it… CHASTITY TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!

Rhino:This was a victory Gina Carano needed to get back on track…

Mark:Gina Carano gets back on the winning track… As we now get to see the EWA Womens Champion in action…

Blast From The Past Match
Alexis Laree vs ???

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virigina… Weiging in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Fort Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!

(“LoveEnergyPassionFury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Lita and Alexis Laree have a long history together…

Rhino:That they do…

Mark:Lita starts nailing the EWA Womens Champion with forearm shots…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is coming back with shots of her own to Lita…

Mark:These two women are trading shots back and forth… Lita kicks Alexis Laree in the midsection and now tosses her right out of the ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree hit the ground hard…

Mark:Lita is going right out after Alexis Laree…Lita hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a hard suplex…

Rhino:Lita is just taking it right to the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Lita rolls Alexis Laree back in to the ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lita charges and kicks Alexis Laree right in the ribs…

Rhino:That was a hard kick right there…

Mark:Lita charges again and kicks Alexis Laree right in the midsection again…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is rolling around the ring…

Mark:Lita is now pulling Alexis Laree back up on to her feet… Backbreaker! By Lita…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is holding on to her back…

Mark:Lita scoops up Alexis Laree and slams her down to the canvas…

Rhino:It looks like Lita is going to fly…

Mark:Moonsault! No!

Rhino:Alexis Laree moved out of the way…

Mark:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Lita is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges and takes Lita right off of her feet with a Clothesline!

Rhino:Lita gets right back up…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges and Lita nails her with another clothesline!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting fired up…

Mark:Lita gets back up on to her feet in the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…

Mark:Monkey Flip! Out of the Corner!

Rhino:Lita just went half way across the ring…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Lita to get back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree lines up Lita… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Big time kick right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lita 1………………..2…………….3………..NO! Lita gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Lita to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:This could be the end for Lita…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Lita… LAREE DDT! NO!

Rhino:Lita is fighting out of it…

Mark:Alexis Laree gets nailed with a couple of shots right to the back by Lita…

Rhino:Lita is going back for the body part she weakened earlier…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now struggling to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Lita is now looking to put her away…

Mark:Lita hooks up Alexis Laree… TWIST OF FATE! NO! Countered… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Lita has been planted…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lita 1……………………2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Good win by the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Right now its time for the EWA Tag Team Titles to be on the line…So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…

EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Degeneration X(c) vs Jay Mack & Demon Child

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Tag Team Champions… Introducing first… Weighing in at a combined weight of 487 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS… DEGENERATION X!

(“Break it Down” plays as Triple H and Shawn Michaels enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!

(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Miami, Florida… The Real Deal JAY MACK!

(“Name of the Game” plays in the arena…)

Mark:Well, Rhino I dont think we can say we are surprised…

Rhino:I guess you are right…

Mark:It looks like Demon Child is now going to be fighting Degeneration X alone…

Rhino:Demon Child looks like he is ready to go…

Mark:Demon Child and Triple H lock up in the center of the ring… Triple H is nailing Demon Child back in to the ropes… Triple H with an irish whip… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Demon Child ducks underneath and comes off the ropes and nails Triple H with a clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…

Mark:Demon Child kicks Triple H in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Demon Child covers Triple H 1…………..2…… Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Demon Child is now pulling Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child hooks up Triple H and nails him with a Front Face Suplex! Demon Child covers Triple Ha again 1……………..2……….Kickout by Triple H once again…

Rhino:Triple H is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child with a couple of right hands and now sends Triple H off in to the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child charges in… Triple H gets his boots up!

Rhino:Demon Child is spinning around…

Mark:Triple H comes out of the corner and nails Demon Child with a running high knee…

Rhino:Triple H is dragging Demon Child over to the DX corner…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets the tag from Triple H… Triple H and Shawn Michaels hook up Demon Child and nail him with a Double Suplex!

Rhino:Nice team work from Degeneration X…

Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now putting the boots to Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Childis trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child is up and gets slammed back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just stomped right in to the face of Demon Child…

Mark:The EWA World Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like the Showstopper is going to fly…

Mark:Demon Child gets back up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels!

Rhino:Nice move by the EWA World Champion…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Demon Child 1…………….2………….Kickout by Demon Child…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels tags back in Triple H…

Mark:Demon Child is slow to get back up on to his feet as Shawn Michaels and Triple H whip him off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Demon Child ducks and comes off the ropes and nails DX with a double clothesline…

Rhino:All three men are down right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels just rolled out of the ring…

Rhino:Demon Child is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet as well… Demon Child with a couple of shots to Triple H and now sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Demon Child could be pulling this off right now…

Mark:Demon Child covers Triple H 1……………….2…………….3………NO! Triple H kicks out…

Rhino:Demon Child thought he had him right there…

Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is back up…

Mark:HEARTSTOPPER! NO! Triple H ducks… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Demon Child driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H tags in Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!

Rhino:Thats Vintage Shawn Michaels right there…

Mark:Demon Child is staggering up on to his feet slowly…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the band tuned up…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Demon Child 1……………………2……………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!

Rhino:DX retain their EWA Tag Team Titles…

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Triple H are celebrating in the ring and they just asked for the microphone…

HHH:Shawn, I told ya so… I told you he wouldnt show up…

HBK:You know Hunter, you were right… He didnt show up tonight… But the question is… Will he show up with something bigger on the line?

HHH:What are you talking about Shawn?

HBK:Well lets face it… Everyone and their mother wants to know whether or not Jay Mack is the real deal or the real phony… Well… I want to find out… I want to put this to rest once and for all… You see on August 30th, 2010 it will be Summertime Blowout and I dont have an opponent… Until now… Well… We will see if I do or I dont… But the challenge is going to be put out there right here and now… One last time… One last challenge… Because you see I dont want to hear his name anymore from anyone… Not on Facebook… Not on twitter… Not on the EWA Message Board… You see Jay Mack… The challenge is being put out there… At Summertime Blowout… One on One… Shawn Michaels vs Jay Mack for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…And you have until next Saturday Night at Toture to respond… This is your final chance… No more comebacks… No more teases… Show up next Saturday Night and Accept my challenge… If you dont, then there will be no more Real Deal in the EWA… And kids… If your not down with that… We got TWO WORDS FOR YA!

Crowd:SUCK IT!

Rhino:The Challenge has been laid out there Mark…

Mark:Indeed it has…The Real Deal has til next Saturday Night to accept the challenge to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Will he accept the challenge?

Mark:I think someone should facebook him and let him know… Maybe he will show up… We shall see… But its time to start the Road to Glory Tournament with the Battle Royal…As we send it to the ring for the introductions for our Main Event..

Road To Glory Battle Royal
Lone Jobber vs Alan Matthews vs Josh Stewart vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Road to Glory Battle Royal… Introducing first…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Crying Like a Bitch” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go…

Rhino:The winner of this battle royal moves to the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament at Summertime Blowout…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Big Daddy Ace are battling it out…

Rhino:Matthews and Stewart are going at it as well…

Mark:Lone Jobber is backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber with an irish whip…Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Lone Jobber ducks his head and Big Daddy Ace puts the breaks on and kicks Lone Jobber in the face

Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around..

Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails him with a big clothesline…

Rhino:Alan Matthews just knocked Josh Stewart off of his feet with a hard uppercut…

Mark:Alan Matthews is dragging Josh Stewart over to the corner..

Rhino:Lone Jobber just got back up on to his feet by the ropes…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks and back drops Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace landed right on the apron…

Mark:Lone Jobber thought he had him eliminated… Lone Jobber turns around and Big Daddy Ace drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:That has Lone Jobber spinning around…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace slides back in to the ring and starts nailing Lone Jobber with right hands…

Rhino:Josh Stewart just nailed Alan Matthews with a headbutt…

Mark:Josh Stewart comes out of the corner and nails Alan Matthews with a Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:Big kick right there by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Lone Jobber and nails him with a Running Powerslam!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was just drilled right in to the mat…

Mark:Alan Matthews has gotten back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top rope…

Rhino:Alan Matthews landed on the apron and rolled back in to the ring…

Mark:That was a close call for Alan Matthews as he gets back in to the ring now…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Alan Matthews just nailed Josh Stewart with a clothesline from behind…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…

Rhino:Watch out!

Mark:SPEAR! NO! Lone Jobber moved out of the way…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is turning around…

Mark:Low Card Kick!

Rhino:Lone Jobber just got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy ace is trying to hold on…

Mark:Alan Matthews has Josh Stewart up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER!

Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be out…

Mark:Alan Matthews grabs Josh Stewart and tosses him out of the ring…

Pa Announcer:Josh Stewart has been eliminated!

Rhino:We are now down to three…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just kicked Lone Jobber right in the face…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back down on his feet and now nails Lone Jobber with a clothesline…

Rhino:Look out for Alan Matthews…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around and Alan Matthews has him up on his shoulders…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got out of it…

Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big time Spear!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get Alan Matthews out of the ring…

Rhino:Look on the ramp…

Mark:Its William McConnell…

Rhino:What is he doing here again?

Mark:William McConnell is now at ringside…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just noticed him…

Mark:William McConnell is up on the ring apron now…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going after him…

Mark:William McConnell jumps off the apron…

Rhino:From Behind!

Mark:Lone Jobber just tossed Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…

Pa Announcer:Big Daddy Ace has been eliminated!

Rhino:We are now down to two…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is waiting for him to get back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… The HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews now back up on to his feet and lays in right hands to Lone Jobber… Alan Matthews with an irish whip… Lone Jobber with a reversal… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Hiptoss!

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up and nails him with a DDT!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get Alan Matthews out of the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is doing his best to hold on to the ropes…

Mark:It looks like Alan Matthews is going to go…

Rhino:His feet are close…

Mark:Alan Matthews fights and crawls back in to the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now positioning him again…

Mark:Alan Matthews looks to be done for right here…

Rhino:Alan Matthews has staggered back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK! NO! Alan Matthews ducks and has Lone Jobber up on his shoulders…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to fight off the shoulders…

Rhino:He cant get out…

Mark:Alan Matthews dumps him over the top rope… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!

Rhino:Alan Matthews has won the battle royal and is now going to the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:Alan Matthews is one step closer to Main Eventing the Biggest Night of the Year, Glory…

Rhino:Who will join him…

Mark:We will find out next week at Saturday Night Torture… As we will see Big Daddy Ace, Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber battle for the final spot in the Road to Glory Finals… We will see everyone next week… Good Night Everyone!

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