Tuesday Night Carnage 04-20-10

Mark:We are live in Pittsburgh, Pa for Tuesday Night Carnage and what a huge main event do we have for everyone here tonight…As the EWA Tag Team Champions will be on the line when Degeneration X defend the gold against the team of Subway and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:The Juggalos are looking to take out Degeneration X we will see if they can get the job done tonight…

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Triple H though are looking to make sure they leave still the EWA Tag Team Champions…

Rhino:It should be one hell of a battle…

Mark:Also tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Diamond Dallas Page in action…

Rhino:DDP will be going up against a former EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber..

Mark:That should be one hell of a battle…

Rhino:It should be one interesting night tonight Mark…

Mark:Yes it should Rhino… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest…

“The Russian Warrior” Cyrus vs Big Show

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Introducing First… From Russia… Weighing in at 550 Pounds… The Russian Warrior CYRUS!

(“Monster” plays as Cyrus enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 441 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW!

(“Crank It Up” plays as The Big Show enters the arena…)

Mark:We have two big seven footers standing face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:I wonder if the ring can hold these two…

Mark:Big Show goes for a right hand…

Rhino:Cyrus comes back with a couple of right hands…

Mark:Cyrus now backs Big Show up in the ropes with those right hands…Cyrus whips Big Show off in to the ropes… Big Show comes off the ropes and nails Cyrus with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That rocked Cryus…

Mark:Big Show backs off the ropes and charges at Cyrus and nails him with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Cyrus is staggered…

Mark:Big Show is now backing Cyrus up in to the corner…

Rhino:Big Show is laying in on Cyrus with right hands…

Mark:Big Show with an irish whip and sends Cyrus off in to the corner…

Rhino:Cyrus is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Big Show charges at Cyrus… SPEAR!

Rhino:That took the big seven footer right off of his feet…

Mark:That was two big seven footers colliding and you could see the ring shake…

Rhino:Big Show is now waiting for Cyrus to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Show sets up Cyrus… Showstopper!

Rhino:He just dropped his leg across the throat of Cyrus…

Mark:Can the Big Show finish off Cyrus…

Rhino:Cyrus is staggering back up on to his feet right now…

Mark:Big Show grabs Cyrus by the throat… CHOKESLAM! NO!

Rhino:Cyrus is nailing Big Show with shots right to the side of the head…

Mark:Big Show is spinning around… Cyrus goes for a clothesline… Big Show ducks… Cyrus turns around… BIG RIGHT HAND!

Rhino:That was a knock out shot right there…

Mark:Big Show covers Cyrus 1……………….2…………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG SHOW!

Rhino:The Big Show knocked out Cyrus tonight…

Mark:The Big Show looks to continue to dominate the competition… Still to come tonight we will see Diamond Dallas Page and Lone Jobber one on one… As we get back to the ring for more action…

Jenna McMahon vs Mya Parks

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Francisco, Ca… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… JENNA McMAHON!

(“Run This Town” plays as Jenna McMahon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent..From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!

(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)

Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring as both women battle for position… Mya Parks locks in a side headlock in on Jenna McMahon…

Rhino:Mya Parks is grinding away with the headlock…

Mark:Jenna McMahon with elbows right to the midsection of Mya Parks and now shoots her off in to the ropes… Mya Parks comes off the ropes… Jenna McMahon nails her with a clothesline…

Rhino:Mya Parks gets right back up…

Mark:Jenna McMahon charges at Mya Parks and takes her off of her feet with a Running Headscissors!

Rhino:Mya Parks staggers up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Jenna McMahon nails her with shots in the corner… Jenna McMahon whips her off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Jenna McMahon…

Mark:Jenna McMahon charges in… Monkey Flip! No! Mya Parks holds on to the ropes…

Rhino:Jenna McMahon’s head bounced off the mat…

Mark:Jenna McMahon is now staggering up on to her feet… Mya Parks hooks her up… Snap Suplex! Mya Parks goes for a quick cover 1……………2………Kickout by Jenna McMahon…

Rhino:Mya Parks is now pulling Jenna McMahon back up on to her feet…

Mark:Mya Parks hooks her up.. Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:Jenna McMahon driven face first in to the mat…

Mark:Mya Parks now covers Jenna McMahon again 1………………2………….Kickout by Jenna McMahon…

Rhino:Mya Parks is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Jenna McMahon is now staggering up on to her feet…

Rhino:Mya Parks is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Clothesline! No! Jenna McMahon ducks the clothesline…

Rhino:That high risk move backfired for Mya Parks…

Mark:Mya Parks staggers back up on to her feet… Jenna McMahon hooks up Mya Parks… DDT!

Rhino:Mya Parks dropped right on her head…

Mark:Jenna McMahon covers Mya Parks 1………………2…………Kickout by Mya Parks…

Rhino:Jenna McMahon is now waiting for Mya Parks to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Jenna McMahon charges at Mya Parks… Mya Parks side steps Jenna McMahon… Drop Toe Hold!

Rhino:Jenna McMahon is dropped across the middle rope…

Mark:Mya Parks charges… 202!

Rhino:She caught her good right in the face…

Mark:Mya Parks covers Jenna McMahon 1………………….2……………..3……NO! Jenna McMahon gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Really close near fall right there…

Mark:Mya Parks is now waiting for Jenna McMahon to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Mya Parks is looking to put her away right here and now…

Mark:Mya Parks is now hooking up Jenna McMahon… IMPACT! NO! Jenna McMahon is blocking it…

Rhino:Jenna McMahon is fighting out of it…

Mark:Jenna McMahon goes behind Mya Parks… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Jenna McMahon…

Mark:Mya Parks is trying to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Jenna McMahon has her lined up…

Mark:STARGAZER!

Rhino:Mya Parks planted face first in to the mat…

Mark:Jenna McMahon covers Mya Parks 1………………2………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JENNA McMAHON!

Rhino:A nice win here tonight for Jenna McMahon…

Mark:Jenna McMahon celebrating this victor…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:That’s Brianna Alvarez!

Rhino:Jenna McMahon doesn’t see her…

Mark:Jenna McMahon turns around… Brianna Alvarez lays her out with a Big Clothesline!

Rhino:That clothesline spun her inside out right there…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez is standing over Jenna McMahon proud of herself right now…

Rhino:Why did Brianna Alvarez do this?

Mark:Im not quite sure… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

Sting vs Al Snow

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STING!

(“Slay Me” plays as Sting enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Sting and Al Snow get face to face in the center of the ring… Sting slaps Al Snow right across the face… Al Snow comes back and nails Sting with right hands…

Rhino:Al Snow is laying in those shots…

Mark:Al Snow with a couple of uppercuts and the last one takes Sting off of his feet…

Rhino:Sting gets right back up…

Mark:Al Snow scoops up Sting and slams him straight down to the canvas… Al Snow comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to Sting…

Rhino:Nice follow up right there…

Mark:Al Snow covers Sting 1………….2……….Kickout by Sting…

Rhino:Sting is getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:Al Snow is now nailing Sting with a couple of shots as he backs him up in to the corner… Al Snow whips Sting off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Sting is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Al Snow charges in with a clothesline… Sting ducks… And now starts nailing Al Snow with with chops across the chest…

Rhino:Woo!

Mark:Sting with a couple of right hands and now hooks up Al Snow… Vertical Suplex! Sting goes right for the cover 1……………..2………Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Sting grabs Al Snow by the head and rams him head first in to the top turnbuckle…One more time Sting drives Al Snow’s head right in to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Al Snow looks dazed after being rammed in to the top turnbuckle…

Mark:Sting hooks up Al Snow… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex by Sting…

Mark:Sting covers Al Snow 1…………….2………….Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:Another close fall right there…

Mark:Al Snow is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Sting whips Al Snow off in to the ropes… Spinebuster! No! Countered in to a DDT! By Al Snow…

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Al Snow…

Mark:Both men are down on the canvas… Al Snow crawls on top of Sting… 1………………2………3…No! Sting kicks out…

Rhino:Sting is now getting back up on to his feet slowly in the corner…

Mark:Al Snow with a couple of shots to Sting and now is putting Sting up on the top rope…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Sting…

Mark:Al Snow hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Al Snow drives Sting right in to the mat…

Mark:Al Snow covers Sting 1………………2………..3………..NO! Sting gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Al Snow is now waiting for Sting to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Al Snow has him lined up…

Mark:Sting is up… Al Snow hooks him up… SNOWPLOW! NO! Sting escapes… Sting goes behind Al Snow… SCORPION DEATH DROP!

Rhino:Sting could have him right here and now…

Mark:Sting covers Al Snow 1………………2…………….3………….NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…

Mark:Al Snow is staggering up on to his feet dazed in the corner…

Rhino:Sting is starting to feel it…

Mark:Sting is lining up Al Snow…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:STINGER SPLASH! NO!

Rhino:Al Snow saw it coming and hit his head on the ring post…

Mark:Sting looks to be out… Al Snow hooks up Sting… SNOW PLOW!

Rhino:Sting is out…

Mark:Al Snow covers Sting 1……………….2……………3………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!

Rhino:Big win for Al Snow here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:We are told something is going on backstage right now…

Rhino:Whats happening?

Mark:AJ Styles is talking with Brianna Alvarez backstage..

Rhino:I wonder what they could be talking about…

Mark:That’s a good point… As we now get back to see the EWA Womens Champion in action…

Non Title Match
Gina Carano vs Brianna Alvarez

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 114 Pounds… BRIANNA ALVAREZ!

(“Haunted” plays as Brianna Alvarez enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion…GINA CARANO!

(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)

Mark:This is Brianna Alvarez’s first match up in the EWA in the last few months…

Rhino:Shes back and already making noise…

Mark:Gina Carano charges at Brianna Alvarez and drives her back in to the corner…

Rhino:Gina Carano is driving her shoulder in to the midsection of Brianna Alvarez in the corner…

Mark:Gina Carano starts nailing Brianna Alvarez with shots right to the midsection now and whips her off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Gina Carano nails her with a Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez is up on her feet by the ropes… Gina Carano charges… Clothesline! No! Brianna Alvarez ducks and Gina Carano gets back dropped over the top rope and to the floor goes the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:Gina Carano is trying to get back up…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez launches herself over the top rope and lands right down on to Gina Carano…

Rhino:Nice move right there by Brianna Alvarez…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez now rolls Gina Carano back in to the ring…

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Gina Carano staggers back up on to her feet… Missle Dropkick! By Brianna Alvarez…

Rhino:Nice dropkick by Brianna Alvarez…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez covers Gina Carano 1……………2………3…….No! Gina Carano kicks out…

Rhino:Close one there for Brianna Alvarez…

Mark:Gina Carano gets back up on to her feet… Brianna Alvarez sets up Gina Carano… Piledriver!

Rhino:Gina Carano dropped right on her head…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez covers Gina Carano again 1………………2…………3……NO!

Rhino:Gina Carano kicked out again…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez is now waiting for Gina Carano to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:She could have the EWA Womens Champion right now…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez hooks her up… LIGHTS OUT! NO! Gina Carano escapes and shoves her off in to the corner…

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is staggering around…

Mark:Gina Carano hooks up Brianna Alvarez… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Big suplex right there by the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Gina Carano covers Brianna Alvarez 1………………2………..3…….NO! Brianna Alvarez gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Gina Carano almost had her right there…

Mark:Gina Carano is now waiting for her to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is slowly getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Gina Carano hooks up Brianna Alvarez… Facebuster!

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez driven face first in to the mat…

Mark:Gina Carano covers Brianna Alvarez 1……………..2…………3…….NO! Brianna Alvarez kicks out again…

Rhino:Gina Carano is now looking to put Brianna Alvarez away right now…

Mark:Gina Carano is now behind Brianna Alvarez… CARANO CLUTCH!

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is trying to fight it…

Mark:Brianna Alvarez with a roll up… 1………………2…………….3…….. SHE GOT HER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIANNA ALVAREZ!

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez returns to the EWA and just beat the EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Gina Carano cant believe it…

Rhino:Brianna Alvarez leaves her tonight with a big win…

Mark:What is in store for Unholy Alliances… We will find out soon… As its the night where Enemies Become Partners… It should be really interesting…

Rhino:I cant wait to see the pairings…

Mark:Should be one hell of a show… But right now its back to more in ring action…

Remirez vs AJ Styles

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Salt Lake City, Utah… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… REMIREZ!

(Remirez’s Theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Gainsville, Georgia… Weighing in at 212 Pounds…AJ STYLES!

(“I Am” Plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Mark:AJ Styles looks up at Remirez…

Rhino:Remirez has the height advantage over AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles comes right off the ropes and nails Remirez with a charging forearm…

Rhino:That backed Remirez up…

Mark:AJ Styles charges again and nails him with another shot that backed him up a little bit more… AJ Styles now comes off the ropes… Flying Crossbody!

Rhino:Remirez caught him in mid air…

Mark:Fallaway Slam! By Remirez sending AJ Styles half way across the ring…

Rhino:Remirez is now waiting for AJ Styles to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Remirez charges and nails AJ Styles with a Big Boot!

Rhino:Remirez caught him good with that shot…

Mark:Remirez covers AJ Styles 1………………2……….Kickout by AJ Styles…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Remirez scoops up AJ Styles…Remirez charges to the corner… AJ Styles slides off of his shoulder and shoves him off in to the corner…

Rhino:Remirez is staggering backwards…

Mark:AJ Styles with a dropkick right to the back of Remirez sending him back in to the corner…

Rhino:Remirez is dazed in the corner…

Mark:AJ Styles charges… Running Forearm Smash in the corner!

Rhino:Remirez is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:AJ Styles lines up the big man Remirez… PELE KICK!

Rhino:Nice kick right there by AJ Styles that knocked Remirez off of his feet…

Mark:It looks like AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:AJ Styles looking like he is going to be taking a chance right here and now…

Mark:SPIRAL TAP! CONNECTS!

Rhino:What a move by AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Remirez 1……………….2…………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!

Rhino:Impressive victory here tonight for AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles gets back on the winning track tonight after coming up short last week… What does the future hold for AJ Styles… We will find out… As we now get set for more action…

Alan Matthews vs Jonny Deville

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Huntsville, Tx… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… JONNY DEVILLE!

(“Second Hand Smoke” theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Mark:Alan Matthews locks up with Jonny Deville and nails him with a couple of uppercuts…

Rhino:Those shots are having their effect on Jonny Deville…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now backing Jonny Deville up in to the corner… Alan Matthews nails Jonny Deville with a couple of shots in the corner and now sends him off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Jonny Deville staggers out of the corner…

Mark:Alan Matthews charges and lays out Jonny Deville with a clothesline… Alan Matthews covers Jonny Deville 1………..2…………Kickout by Jonny Deville…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is pulling him back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews now whips Jonny Deville off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Alan Matthews…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Jonny Deville 1………..2……Kickout by Jonny Deville once again…

Rhino:Jonny Deville is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews now goes behind Jonny Deville…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…

Mark:German Suplex! No! Jonny Deville blocks with elbows to the side of the head…

Rhino:Nice block by Jonny Deville…

Mark:Jonny Deville goes behind Alan Matthews… German Suplex!

Rhino:Nice way to turn it around by Jonny Deville…

Mark:Jonny Deville covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2……………Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now the one slow to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Jonny Deville grabs Alan Matthews by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip! By Jonny Deville…

Rhino:Jonny Deville is now working over the leg of Alan Matthews…

Mark:Jonny Deville now drives the knee of Alan Matthews right in to the mat…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is hurting…

Mark:Jonny Deville is now setting up Alan Matthews… Figure Four!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is in pain right now…

Mark:Jonny Deville continues to push the pressue on the legs of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is crawling to the ropes…

Mark:Can Alan Matthews hang on?

Rhino:He is reaching for the ropes…

Mark:Alan Matthews is able to make it to the ropes and the hold must be broken…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to limp back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jonny Deville whips Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is in trouble…

Mark:Jonny Deville covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2………….3…..NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Jonny Deville is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! No! Alan Matthews moved out of the way…

Rhino:Jonny Deville crashed and burned right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews and Jonny Deville are both staggering back up on to their feet…

Rhino:Both men are trying to regroup…

Mark:Alan Matthews and Jonny Deville trading a couple of shots back and forth right now… Jonny Deville charges… Alan Matthews ducks…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…

Mark:OWEN DRIVER!

Rhino:Alan Matthews could have him right here and now…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Jonny Deville 1…………..2………..3……NO! Jonny Deville gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Very close near fall right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews thought he had him down for the count right there…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Jonny Deville to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jonny Deville is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Jonny Deville looks to be out of it…

Mark:Alan Matthews has him up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews leg gave out…

Mark:Jonny Deville with a School Boy! 1……………….2…………..3……..NO! Alan Matthews kicks out…

Rhino:Close one there for Jonny Deville…

Mark:Alan Matthews is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Jonny Deville is looking to put Alan Matthews away right now…

Mark:Jonny Deville hooks up Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:DEVIL DRIVER! NO! Alan Matthews blocks with a Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Jonny Deville is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews has him up again… DEADLY DRIVER!

Rhino:Jonny Deville is out…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Jonny Deville 1……………….2………….3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!

Rhino:Alan Matthews with a nice return win here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:Good to see Alan Matthews back in an EWA Ring… As we now get to see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action…

Non Title Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!

(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)

Mark:Diamond Dallas Page is the current EWA Total Impact Champion and is looking to send a message to the former EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Both men are face to face in the center of the ring…

Mark:DDP nails Lone Jobber with right hands…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with right hands…

Mark:Both men trading shots back and forth right now…Lone Jobber kicks DDP in the midsection and now starts backing him up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber sends him for a ride in to the ropes… DDP comes off the ropes… Lone Jobber ducks his head… DDP puts on the breaks and kicks Lon Jobber right in the face…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…

Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and walks right in to a clothesline from DDP… DDP covers Lone Jobber 1………….2………Kickout by DDP…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:DDP is climbing up the ropes and starts hammering Lone Jobber with right hands…

Rhino:The fans are counting along as DDP lays in the right hands…

Mark:Ten straight shots and Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner dazed…DDP grabs him by the arm and lays him out with a Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice shot right there by DDP…

Mark:DDP covers Lone Jobber 1…….2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:DDP is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:DDP hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has taken control of this contest…

Mark:DDP is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has gotten back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber catches DDP up on the top rope and launches him off the top rope and across the ring goes DDP…

Rhino:Whatever DDP has planned didn’t pay off right there…

Mark:DDP staggers up on to his feet… Lone Jobber lines him up… Low Card Kick!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers DDP 1………………2……………3…No! DDP gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls DDP back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber scoops up DDP and nails him with a Running Powerslam!

Rhino:Lone Jobber drives DDP right in to the mat…

Mark:El Presidente is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is going to fly…

Mark:DDP staggers to his feet and shakes the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is crotched on the top rope…

Mark:DDP now climbs up the ropes…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…

Mark:Diamond Dallas Page hooks up Lone Jobber… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Lone Jobber could be out of it…

Mark:DDP covers Lone Jobber 1……………2………..3….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:DDP is lining up Lone Jobber…

Mark:DDP has him lined up… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Lone Jobber shoves him off in to the corner…

Rhino:DDP is staggering around…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERITAGE! NO! DDP with a back body drop…

Rhino:If DDP hit the Heritage it could have been all over…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber counters…

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers DDP 1………………2……….3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber just pinned the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Does this put Lone Jobber back in line for a shot at the EWA Total Impact Championship?

Rhino:That’s a good question…

Mark:Right now its time to find out if Troy Joseph and Subway can leave the EWA Tag Team Champions? As we send it to the ring for the introductions of our Main Event..

EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Degeneration X(c) vs Subway & Troy “The Rampage” Joseph

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From the Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…

(“Hall of Illusion” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Wheres Troy Joseph?

Mark:Im not s…Wait im being told that our Cameras have spotted something backstage…

Rhino:Troy Joseph has been knocked out…

Mark:Officials are dragging away the men responsible for it…

Rhino:That’s AJ Styles and Sting…

Mark:We are told that AJ Styles and Sting were the ones who laid out Troy Joseph…

Rhino:What does this do for Subway?

Mark:Im not sure… But I guess he is going at this alone…

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 487 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and The Game TRIPLE H… DEGENERATION X!

(“Break it Down” plays as Triple H and Shawn Michaels enter the arena…)

Mark:It looks like we are going to be having a Two on One Handicap Match right now…

Rhino:Subway has a huge mountain to overcome if he wants to become EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Triple H will be starting things out with Subway right now… Triple H nails Subway with right hands…

Rhino:The Game is laying in those shots…

Mark:Subway is now firing back with shots of his own…

Rhino:Subway is really laying in the shots right now…

Mark:Subway sends Triple H hard off in to the corner… The Game is staggering out of the corner and Subway nails him with a Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Triple H staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway scoops up Triple H and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Subway is up on the middle rope…

Mark:Subway comes off the middle rope… Elbow Drop! Connects by Subway… Subway covers Triple H 1…………2…….Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Subway with elbows right to the side of the head of Triple H in the corner… Subway pulls Triple H out of the corner… Subway goes for a suplex… Triple H blocks and hits a suplex of his own…

Rhino:Nice counter by Triple H…

Mark:Triple H now drags Subway over to the corner and tags in Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Now this should get interesting now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nails Subway with chops across the chest of Subway and now backs him up in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels whips Subway off in to the farside… Shawn Michaels nails Subway with a Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Subway 1…………..2…….Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:Triple H gets tagged back in Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Triple H hook up Subway and nail him with a Double Suplex!

Rhino:Degeneration X is taking it to Subway right now…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1………….2……Kickout once again by Subway…Triple H now lines up Subway… Running Knee Drop! Right to the face of Subway…

Rhino:DX is picking apart Subway right now and are enjoying it…

Mark:Triple H now picks up Subway and whips him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!

Rhino:Triple H nailed him right in the face…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets tagged back in by Triple H right now… Triple H slams Subway straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now up on the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects! By The Heartbreak Kid…

Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is in trouble…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…

Rhino:This could be the end for Subway right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels lines up Subway… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Subway ducks the kick and now turns Shawn Michaels around… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter by the X-Core Soldier…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is crawling towards his corner…

Rhino:Subway is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H is reaching out for the tag… Subway pulls Shawn Michaels away from the corner…

Rhino:Subway is pulling Shawn Michaels up by the hair…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets backed up in to the corner by Subway… Subway is laying in the right hands to Shawn Michaels in the corner…Subway with a hard irish whip sending Shawn Michaels to the farside…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels flips in the corner…

Mark:Subway now kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels dropped right on his head…

Mark:Subway covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2………3……..NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…

Mark:Here comes Triple H… Triple H goes for a right hand…

Rhino:Subway blocks and is laying in shots on to Triple H…

Mark:Subway tosses Triple H over the top rope and the floor goes Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H hit the floor hard…

Mark:Subway is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway is on the verge of becoming EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway has him lined up…

Mark:SUBLINE! CONNECTS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is out…

Mark:Subway covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2…………….3……..NO! Triple H pulls Subway out of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just saved Shawn Michaels right there…

Mark:Subway and Triple H are now trading shots back and forth on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They are really going at it…

Mark:Triple H with an irish whip.. Subway with a reversal and Triple H goes hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:The Game is down on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Subway is now back in the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway is looking to put him away right here and now…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks to be out of it…

Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels ducks the Subline…

Mark:Subway turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Big time kick right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Subway 1……………..2………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions DEGENERATION X!

Rhino:Subway put up one hell of a battle tonight but couldn’t get the job done tonight…

Mark:Degeneration X leaves here tonight still the EWA Tag Team Champions…

Rhino:They wont be paired together next week…

Mark:The EWA gets shaken up next week at Unholy Alliances… Til next week… Good Night Everyone!

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