May-Hem 2010
Mark:We are live in Miami, for one of the biggest nights in the EWA… As this is May-Hem and what a double Main Event we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Oh I cant wait for it Mark…
Mark:One half of our Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defends against Al Snow…
Rhino:It will be Shawn Michaels type of match… The Ladder Match…
Mark:Will Al Snow finally once again become World Champion?
Rhino:Will Shawn Michaels keep his title reign going?
Mark:Those questions will be answered in our Main Event… Also in the other half of the Main Event will be the thirty man EWA Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Thirty Men Enter… One Man will get a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Could it be Lone Jobber? Could it be Big Daddy Ace? Could it be Hulk Hogan?
Rhino:Could it be Dick Bush? Nah…
Mark:It could be anyone and we will find out tonight…
Rhino:I cant wait any longer…
Mark:Lets get right to it with tonights Opening Contest here at May-Hem 2010!
Triple H vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Representing The Corporate Ministry…THE UNDERTAKER!
(“Graveyard Symphony” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and The Understaker square off in the center of the ring… Triple H nails The Undertaker with straight right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is laying in those shots…
Mark:The Undertaker comes back with shots of his own…
Rhino:The Undertaker is now backing Triple H up in to the ropes…
Mark:The Undertaker shoots Triple H off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:That caught Triple H right in the face…
Mark:Triple H is now rolling out of the way to get away from The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker is going out after Triple H…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Triple H by the head and drives him in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:The Undertaker charges… Clothesline! By The Undertaker taking Triple H off of his feet…
Rhino:The Undertaker is now rolling Triple H back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:The Undertaker is lining up Triple H…
Mark:Running Clothesline! Missed! As Triple H moved out of the way…
Rhino:Triple H saw that coming…
Mark:The Undertaker staggers out of the corner… Triple H with a hard kick to the midsection and now hooks him up and connects with a neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is now dragging The Undertaker towards the corner… Triple H is now laying in the boots to the midsection to The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Game is stomping away at The Undertaker…
Mark:Triple H pulls The Undertaker out of the corner and now hooks him up and connects with a Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Undertaker driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers The Undertaker 1…………….2………….Kickout by The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now shoots him off in to the ropes… Spinebuster! No! The Undertaker blocks and nails Triple H with a big right hand…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Triple H by the throat… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:The Game was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:The Undertaker covers Triple H 1………………….2…………………..3…No! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:The Undertaker waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Undertaker has The Game eyed up…
Mark:The Undertaker scoops up Triple H…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:TOMBSTONE! NO! Triple H slides off the shoulder of the Undertaker… Triple H shoots The Undertaker off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Undertaker was just driven right in to the mat…
Mark:The Undertaker staggers back up on to his feet… Triple H kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers The Undertaker 1………………….2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H gets back on the winning track and does it here at May-Hem…
Mark:Still to come tonight Thirty Men will enter but only one man will leave here tonight with a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship anytime they choose… As right now we get set for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Brianna Alvarez(c) vs Alexis Laree
Pa Annoucner:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virigina… Weiging in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 114 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…BRIANNA ALVAREZ!
(“Haunted” plays as Brianna Alvarez enters the arena…)
Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring as they battle for position…
Rhino:Can Alexis Laree regain her title tonight we are about to find out…
Mark:Alexis Laree backs the EWA Womens Champion Brianna Alvarez up in to the ropes… Alexis Laree goes for a forearm shot and rocks her head backwards…
Rhino:Alexis Laree continues to lay in shots right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips Brianna Alvarez off in to the ropes… Brianna Alvarez comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now scoops up and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez quickly rolls out of the ring…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez saw something coming from Alexis Laree and quickly got out of the way…
Mark:Alexis Laree is telling Brianna Alvarez to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is walking up the ramp right now…
Mark:She is trying to get herself counted out right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is chasing her up the ramp…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a clothesline from behind taking down the EWA Womens Champion from behind…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now dragging Brianna Alvarez back down the ramp and down to the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree rolls Brianna Alvarez back in to the ring… Alexis Laree hooks up Brianna Alvarez and drives her in to the mat with a suplex… Alexis Laree goes for the cover 1………….2…….Kickout by Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes behind Brianna Alvarez and is setting her up from a Suplex from behind… Brianna Alvarez with elbows to the side of the head of Alexis Laree and now goes behind Alexis Laree… German Suplex! By The EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Nice suplex by Brianna Alvarez…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez now covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet after the suplex…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez sets up Alexis Laree… Enziguri Kick! Right to the back of the head of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Big time kick right to the back of the head of the challenger…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez covers Alexis Laree 1…………………2…….3…No! Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is being backed up in to the corner right now…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez has Alexis Laree down in the corner…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Alexis Laree…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez charges in… Bronco Buster! No! Alexis Laree gets her foot up and nails her right in the midsection…
RHino:That knocked the wind right out of the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez is staggering around the ring… Alexis Laree is back up and charges… Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is really laying in the shots right now…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez staggers up and gets slammed right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is up in to the middle rope…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez staggers up… Flying Clothesline! Connects by Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree covers Brianna Alvarez 1………………2…………..3…NO!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez found a way to get her shoulder up…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for the EWA Womens Champion to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Brianna Alvarez 1……………….2…………3……..NO! Brianna Alvarez gets her foot on the rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had Brianna Alvarez down for the count right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now coming down the ramp right now…
Rhino:AJ Styles is distracting the referee…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez is staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just now sees AJ Styles up on the apron…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez turns around… Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK! NO! Brianna Alvarez ducked out of the way… School Girl! 1………………2…………..3…………NO! Alexis Laree Kicked Out!
Rhino:AJ Styles is frustrated as he thought the distraction was going to help…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez is now hooking up Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is blocking Lights Out…
Mark:Alexis Laree shoves Brianna Alvarez in to the corner… Alexis Laree charges… Big Splash! No! Brianna Alvarez moved out of the way…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering around…
Mark:LIGHTS OUT! Brianna Alvarez covers Alexis Laree 1…………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion BRIANNA ALVAREZ!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez with the help of AJ Styles gets the victory and keeps her EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Will AJ Styles be as lucky… We are going to find out right now as he is going to be putting the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line against Diamond Dallas Page…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
AJ Styles(c) vs Diamond Dallas Page
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Gainsville, Georgia… Weighing in at 212 Pounds.. Representing Corporate Ministry…The EWA Total Impact Champion….AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” Plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page and AJ Style lock up in the center of the ring… AJ Styles with a couple of chops across the chest of DDP backing him up in to the ropes… AJ Styles whips DDP off in to the ropes… DDP with a reversal… AJ Styles comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:AJ Styles gets right back up…
Mark:DDP once again nails AJ Styles with a Hip Toss!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has just rolled out of the ring…
Mark:AJ Styles is looking to slow down the pace for a minute…
Rhino:When you say AJ Styles wants to slow down the pace that’s surprising since that’s the name of his game…
Mark:AJ Styles is now back up on the apron… DDP goes after him… AJ Styles drives his shoulder in to the midsection of DDP…
Rhino:DDP is spinning around…
Mark:AJ Styles with a Spring Board Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move by AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles now picks up DDP and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles continues to lay in the shots to DDP in the corner…
Mark:AJ Styles now pulls DDP out of the corner and nails him with a Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:AJ Styles is now going right to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Business is now picking up right now Rhino…
Rhino:It sure is Mark…
Mark:AJ Styles is bringing a trash can in to the ring…
Rhino:DDP is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles lines up DDP and lays in to him with a Trash Can Shot! Right to the head of DDP…
Rhino:That took DDP right off of his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles is now laying down the Trash Can…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has something in mind now…
Mark:AJ Styles hooks up DDP… Front Face Suplex! Right in to the Trash Can!
Rhino:The Challenger is hurting right now…
Mark:AJ Styles is now putting the boots to DDP as he tries to figure out his next move…
Rhino:What is next to come from the mind of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:AJ Styles now hooks up DDP… Camel Clutch!
Rhino:DDP is in trouble…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion AJ Styles is pulling back on the head and neck of DDP right now…
Rhino:DDP is trying to make his way to the ropes…
Mark:Can DDP survive this?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:DDP is trying to power out as he is getting close to the ropes…
Rhino:AJ Styles is shaking hs head as he doesn’t want DDP to get to the ropes…
Mark:DDP is able to get his foot on the bottom rope and the Camel Clutch has been broken up…
Rhino:The damage has been done to the challenger right nwo…
Mark:DDP is struggling to get back up on to his feet…AJ Styles scoops up and slams DDP right down to the canvas…
Rhino:AJ Styles has gone back to the outside of the ring and is bringing a Steel Chair in to the ring…
Mark:AJ Styles lays the chair on top of DDP…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Spirial Tap! No! DDP moved and AJ Styles got nothing but Steel Chair!
Rhino:That moved backfired on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:DDP has staggered back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:DDP with right hands to AJ Styles… Discus Right! By DDP laying out AJ Styles…
Rhino:Nice right hand by DDP…
Mark:AJ Styles gets back up… Short Arm Clothesline! By DDP…
Rhino:That one spun AJ Styles inside out right there…
Mark:DDP is starting to build up momentum…
Rhino:The fans are getting behind DDP right now as well…
Mark:DDP is now picking up the steel chair… DDP lines up AJ Styles… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:You heard that thud right there…
Mark:The referee is checking on AJ Styles right now…
Rhino:The referee says he can continue…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:You know DDP has something in mind with that table…
Mark:The table has been setup by DDP…
Rhino:AJ Styles is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hooks up AJ Styles… Brainbuster! No! AJ Styles escapes out of it…
Rhino:DDP is turning around…
Mark:Pele Kick!
Rhino:That caught DDP right in the face with that kick…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion AJ Styles is taking back control of this match up…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now putting DDP up on the table…
Mark:AJ Styles is looking to put DDP away and leave here with the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:This could be the end for DDP…
Mark:AJ Styles slowly making his way up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is going to be it…
Mark:DDP is back up and shakes the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is caught on the top rope…
Mark:DDP is climbing the ropes…
Rhino:Whats going to happen here?
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What A Move!
Mark:AJ Styles is out cold…
Rhino:DDP has staggered back up…
Mark:The referee is checking on AJ Styles…
Rhino:There is no movement…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:DDP is once again the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:What a win tonight for DDP…
Rhino:He is back on the top of the EWA Total Impact Championship division…
Mark:Its now time for the 2010 EWA Royal Rumble…
30 Man Royal Rumble Match
Pa Announcer:Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the 2010 EWA Royal Rumble! The winner of this match will earn themselves a future EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match… Now introduce the Number One Entrant…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Never Gonna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the man who drew Number Two! From Philadelphia, Pa… THE SANDMAN!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as The Sandman enters the arena…)
Mark:Josh Stewart got the unfortunate draw of being number one in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:He will have to go from start to finish if he wants to get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Josh Stewart is slugging it out with The Sandman as we begin this match up…
Rhino:It will be every two minutes before the next man enters this match up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now being backed up in to the corner by the Sandman…
Rhino:The Sandman is laying in the shots right now to the ribs of Josh Stewart…
Mark:The Sandman whips Josh Stewart off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Sandman is picking up a full head of steam right now…
Mark:Sandman charges in… Josh Stewart moves out of the way…
Rhino:Sandman is staggering around…
Mark:Josh Stewart lines him up… 720 Roundhouse Kick! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:That kick caught The Sandman right in the face…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now dragging The Sandman in to the corner…
Rhino:What everyone wonders in a match up like this is who the mystery men are going to be…
Mark:We only know about ten or so official guys who were entered in to the Royal Rumble while the EWA Executive Committee has chosen the rest of the men to compete in this match up…
Rhino:The Royal Rumble is open to everyone and anyone from the world of pro wrestling…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now trying to dump The Sandman over the top rope…
Rhino:We are getting close to finding out who the next participant is going to be in the Royal Rumble…
Mark:The Sandman is hanging on right now and is able to roll back in to the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has gone back to work to working over Sandman in the corner…
Mark:The Sandman with a thumb to the eye of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The crowd is starting to get loud… I think we are about to find out who is entrant number three…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Metalingus” play as Edge enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Rated R Superstar Edge!
Mark:Edge has hit the ring and is going right after Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Edge is coming out with a full burst of energy…
Mark:Edge sends Josh Stewart for the ride in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Here comes The Sandman…
Mark:The Sandman with a running shot to the back of the head of Edge…
Rhino:The Sandman is dragging Edge over to the corner…
Mark:Sandman is laying in the kicks to Edge and is now pulling him out of the corner…
Rhino:Sandman is setting up Edge…
Mark:Sandman hooks up Edge… Russian Leg Sweep! No! Edge blocks with elbows right to the side of the head of Sandman…
Rhino:The Sandman is spinning around…
Mark:Edge shoots Sandman off in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:The Sandman just got speared out of his boots from the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Now Edge is trying to get The Sandman up and over the top rope…
Rhino:The Sandman is looking to try and hang on right now…
Mark:From behind Josh Stewart is back up on to his feet and is now pulling Edge away from The Sandman…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now laying in shots on Edge…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up Edge… Front Face Suplex! By Josh Stewart as he drives Edge right in to the mat…
Rhino:Edge is now trying to regroup…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now going over to the Sandman and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Im not sure if The Sandman can stay in this royal rumble any longer…
Mark:Josh Stewart is getting Sandman up over the ropes…
Rhino:The Sandman is trying to wrap his legs around the top rope…
Mark:Can the Sandman hang on?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Sexy Boy” plays as Blake Bennit enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the former EWA World Champion Blake Bennit…
Mark:It seems like very year that Blake Bennit tries to recapture his old glory and attempts to win the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:This is the match up where you can make a name for yourself… So anyone is welcome to come and try to do so…
Mark:Blake Bennit and Edge are now battling in the corner…
Rhino:The Sandman just saved himself and rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:Blake Bennit whips Edge off in to the ropes… Superkick!
Rhino:Blake Bennit really caught him square in the face with that kick…
Mark:Blake Bennit is now trying to drag Edge over to the ropes and to dump him out of the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is once again lifting the Sandman over the ropes…
Mark:Im not sure if the Sandman is going to be able to hang on much longer…
Rhino:Sandman is almost out of the ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart is using all his power and The Sandman is gone…
Pa Announcer:The Sandman Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We have our first casuality of the Royal Rumble and it was The Sandman…
Mark:Edge has his entire body wrapped around the top rope right now…
Rhino:Edge is trying to hang on for his dear life right now…
Mark:We are a few moments away of finding out who will be the fifth man to enter the Royal Rumble Match…
Rhino:Will Edge even make it to find out who number five is even going to be…
Mark:Edge is over and is able to roll back in to the ring…
Rhino:He saved himself right there Mark as he is lucky to still be in this match up right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Blake Bennit are battling it out right now…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is backing Blake Bennit in to the corner…
Mark:Blake Bennit just gave Josh Stewart a hard kick to the midsection and is now trying to get Josh Stewart over the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to position himself so he can hang on…
Mark:Josh Stewart has his body wrapped around the ropes…
Rhino:Well I hear the crowd roaring… We are about to find out the next man in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Wreck” plays as Mick Foley enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Hardcore Legend Mick Foley!
Mark:Mick Foley a legend in this business is trying to once again make it known that he means business…
Rhino:Mick Foley is going right after Edge right now…
Mark:Mick Foley is backing Edge up in to the corner and is really letting him have it…
Rhino:The crowd is getting behind Mick Foley right now…
Mark:Look at those lefts and rights that Mick Foley is laying in to Edge right now…
Rhino:Edge is now down in the corner…
Mark:Mick Foley is now gaining a full head of steam right now… Running Knee! Right to the face of the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Mick Foley just told the crowd Bang Bang!
Mark:Mick Foley is now trying to toss Edge over the top rope…
Rhino:Edge seems to be out of it… Not sure if he is going to be able to hang on much longer…
Mark:Edge is on the verge of going over the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has Blake Bennit dangling over the top rope…
Mark:I dont think Blake Bennit is going to be surviving much longer at this point…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is holding on for his life…
Mark:How much longer can he hold?
Rhino:Im not really sure…
Mark:It doesn’t look like any longer and Josh Stewart has gotten Blake Bennit over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Blake Bennit Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:I guess we can say see you again next year Blake…
Mark:We probably will… As he always enjoys showing up for the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Maybe one year he will actually show up and win…
Mark:That’s a good possiblity… But not this year…
Rhino:But who is number six?
Mark:Lets find out right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Break it Down” plays as Scott Hall enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Outsider Scott Hall!
Mark:Former EWA Tag Team Champion Scott Hall has now entered this match up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Scott Hall are now trading shots…
Mark:Scott Hall knocks Josh Stewart off of his feet with a big right hand…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Hall sets him up… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:Can I say it?
Mark:Yes you can say it…
Rhino:VINTAGE Scott Hall!
Mark:Are you happy?
Rhino:Yes I am… Who doesn’t love a good old fashion vintage moment?
Mark:We have seen many of them over the years…
Rhino:Edge has survived and is still in this match up…
Mark:Not sure how much more he will take as he is taking shots from Scott Hall at the moment…
Rhino:It usually is Scott Hall taking shots… But different kind of shots if you know what I mean…
Mark:I think we all know what you mean Rhino…
Rhino:As afterall Scott Hall is known for…
Mark:Yes Rhino.. We know what Scott Hall is known for…
Rhino:I just thought I would point it out…
Mark:Well there is no need to point it out when everyone knows what you are talking about…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Scott Hall is now trying to dump Edge out and over the top rope right now…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is trying to hang on at the moment…
Mark:Scott Hall is trying to get all of his weight underneath Edge and getting him out of the ring…
Rhino:You can see Edge is doing his best to hang on right now…
Mark:Edge just raked the eyes of Scott Hall and is able to get his feet back on the ground…
Rhino:That was close for Edge…
Mark:Edge is now trying to get Scott Hall out of the ring…
Rhino:It is almost time for Last Call… So will Scott Hall even want to stay in the ring…
Mark:Well right now I hear the crowd… So who is number seven…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Goldberg!
Mark:Goldberg has hit the ring… Scott Hall turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:That was a big time spear from Goldberg…
Mark:Look Out Mick Foley! SPEAR!
Rhino:Mick Foley just got speared out of his boots…
Mark:Josh Stewart just turned around and saw Goldberg…
Rhino:This should be one hell of a collision…
Mark:Goldberg charges at Josh Stewart… SPEAR! NO! Josh Stewart moved out of the way…
Rhino:Goldberg just went hard in to the corner…
Mark:Goldberg is now staggering around after hitting head first in the corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now lining up Goldberg…
Mark:Josh Stewart now hooks up Goldberg… BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:Josh Stewart laid out Goldberg…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now trying to get Goldberg up and over the top rope…
Rhino:Im surprised as hell that Josh Stewart was able to lay out Bill Goldberg…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to dump Goldberg out of the ring…
Rhino:Mick Foley has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Mick Foley are now both trying to get Goldberg out of the ring…
Rhino:Can these two men get rid of Goldberg?
Mark:Goldberg is trying his best to hang on right now…
Rhino:It looks like Goldberg is on his last legs right now…
Mark:Goldberg is able to slide underneath the bottom rope right now…
Rhino:Mick Foley and Josh Stewart are trading shots right now…
Mark:That partnership didn’t last long did it Rhino…
Rhino:No it didn’t…
Mark:Mick Foley is now trying to dump Josh Stewart out of the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart continues to hang on…
Mark:The question is… Whose Next? Lets find out…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Slay Me” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS STING!
Mark:The Stinger has arrived and he goes right after the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Sting is backing Edge up in to the corner…
Mark:Sting with chops to the chest of Edge and is now backing Edge up in to the corner…
Rhino:Sting is just laying in those shots right now…
Mark:Sting whips Edge off in to the farside…
Rhino:Here comes the Stinger…
Mark:STINGER SPLASH!
Rhino:Edge is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Sting now grabs Edge by the head and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Edge is Gone!
Pa Announcer:Edge Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Edge held on long enough… But tonight was not the night for the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Sting is now battling it with Mick Foley at the moment…
Rhino:Sting and Mick Foley are two legends in this business…
Mark:Sting and Mick Foley are going back and forth…
Rhino:They are trying to one up each other right about now…
Mark:Mick Foley with a hard kick to the midsection and is now setting up Sting…
Rhino:This might not be good for Sting…
Mark:Mick Foley sets up Sting… PILEDRIVER! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter by Sting…
Mark:Mick Foley is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Sting is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Sting is now trying to lift Mick Foley over the top rope…
Rhino:Mick Foley is trying to hang on right now…
Mark:Sting almost has Mick Foley out of the ring…
Rhino:I hear the crowd right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Jay Jixhel enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its one half of Camera Chaos…
Mark:Jay Jixhel is running in to the ring…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Goldberg just killed Jay Jixhel with that Spear…
Mark:Jay Jixhel thought he was going to come right in to the ring and do some damage and he just got destroyed with that spear…
Rhino:Goldberg is now trying to get Jay Jixhel out of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg lifts Jay Jixhel up in the air and now tosses him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Jay Jixhel Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That was not a long appearance for Mr. Jixhel…
Mark:Better luck next year for Jay Jixhel…
Rhino:I guess so…
Mark:Meanwhile back in the ring Sting has Mick Foley on the ropes right now…
Rhino:Josh Stewart just went over and is now attacking Sting…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now laying in shots to Sting at the moment…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to get Sting out of the ring…
Mark:Sting is trying his best to hang on right now…
Rhino:Mick Foley is now helping Josh Stewart…
Mark:Can the Stinger last any longer?
Rhino:He is trying to do whatever he can to get his feet back on the ground…
Mark:Sting nails Josh Stewart and Mick Foley both in the face and is able to get back in the ring…
Rhino:That was a close call for Sting…
Mark:Sting is now grounded and is now nailing Mick Foley with shots and is trying to lift him back up…
Rhino:Can Sting get him out of the ring?
Mark:He is doing his best to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:We are now about to find out the tenth man to get in the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Real American” plays as Hulk Hogan enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its HULK HOGAN!
Mark:The Hulkster is looking to make one more run here in the EWA…
Rhino:You heard his statement… He plans on winning this Royal Rumble…
Mark:Goldberg and Hulk Hogan are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is blocking shots from Goldberg…
Mark:Hulk Hogan lays in shots to Goldberg and now whips Goldberg in to the ropes… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:Nice shot right there by the Hulkster…
Mark:Hulk Hogan now comes off the ropes… LEG DROP!
Rhino:The Leg Drop of Doom! Brother!
Mark:Oh Brother…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Sting attacks Hulk Hogan from behind…
Rhino:Sting has taken down Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Look at Sting just attack Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:This is a beaten years in the making as far as Sting is concern…
Mark:Look at Hulk Hogan though…
Rhino:Those shots arent having as much of an effect as Sting thought they would…
Mark:They arent having any effect at all right now…
Rhino:I think Sting better watch out…
Mark:It looks like Hulk Hogan is hulking up…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Sting…
Mark:Sting goes in for a right hand… Hulk Hogan blocks and is shaking his finger at Sting…
Rhino:Sting knows he is in trouble right now…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is laying in the right hands and is backing Sting up in to the ropes… Sting sent for the ride in the ropes… Sting comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:Down goes Sting…
Mark:Listen to the fans get behind The Hulkster right now…
Rhino:Mick Foley just attacked Hulk Hogan from behind…
Mark:Mick Foley is now trying to get Hulk Hogan out of the ring…
Rhino:How long do you think Mick Foley has been wanting to get his hands on Hulk Hogan…
Mark:It has had to been a long time…
Rhino:I would agree with you there…
Mark:Mick Foley almost has Hulk Hogan out of the ring…
Rhino:Can Hulk Hogan hang on?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Man on Fire” plays as Kane enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Big Red Machine!
Mark:Kane is in the ring and he has Goldberg by the throat… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Goldberg was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Josh Stewart charges at Kane…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Josh Stewart…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:The Big Red Machine has come in to this match up and is just taking it to any man that comes at him…
Mark:Sting has staggered back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sting is now in the clutches of Kane…
Mark:Kane now scoops up Sting… Sting slides off the shoulder of Kane… Scropion Death Drop!
Rhino:What a counter by Sting…
Mark:Mick Foley almost has Hulk Hogan out of the ring…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is on the verge of going out but makes it back underneath the ring…
Mark:Mick Foley is now going after Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Sting is trying to lift Kane out of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg has made it back up on to his feet and is now trying to help Sting get Kane out of the ring…
Rhino:Kane is trying to wrap his legs around the ropes…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to keep his feet on the ground…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is trying to regroup in the corner…
Mark:Josh Stewart just nailed Mick Foley in the head with a Headbutt!
Rhino:That’s a good way to get back in to the ring… By nailing someone right in the head..
Mark:That really is…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now turning the tide on Mick Foley…
Mark:Mick Foley is now the one hanging on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its El Presidente!
Mark:Lone Jobber is taking his time to get to the ring…
Rhino:He knows that he doesn’t need to rush in to the ring…
Mark:Mick Foley is almost out of the ring…
Rhino:I think Josh Stewart needs one last burst of energy…
Mark:Josh Stewart is able to tosss Mick Foley out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Mick Foley Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The Hardcore Legend put up a fight but tonight was not his night…
Mark:Lone Jobber is in the ring…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting up in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a full head of steam lifts up Goldberg and is able to toss him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Goldberg Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Hate Crime!
Mark:How in the world as that a hate crime…
Rhino:Goldberg is Jewish…
Mark:So… How is that a hate crime?
Rhino:You dont get rid of a jew…
Mark:But Lone Jobber is Jewish…
Rhino:Oh right… Nevermind then…I keep forgetting that hes jewish…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now making his way over to Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber make it two for two?
Mark:We are going to see right now… But mean while… Sting and Josh Stewart are tangling up in the corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber lifts up Hulk Hogan but he rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at this match up right now…
Mark:Scott Hall and Lone Jobber are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Scott Hall as Razor Ramon won the first ever Extreme Bowl… While Lone Jobber has won every Extreme Bowl since…
Mark:No he hasnt…
Rhino:Well it seems like he has…
Mark:Good point… As Scott Hall now throws the tooth pick in the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I dont think that set well with Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes in for a right hand… Scott Hall blocks and knocks Lone Jobber down with a right hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Huka Blues” plays as Sabu enters the arena..)
Rhino:Its The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, DeathâDefying Maniac… SABU!
Mark:Sabu is coming in with a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Sabu just threw the chair right in to the face of Kane…
Mark:That took the big man down right away…
Rhino:Sting turns around…
Mark:Sting walks in to a Steel Chair Shot from Sabu!
Rhino:What is Sabu doing now…
Mark:Scott Hall charges in at Sabu…Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Sabu…
Mark:Sabu is now opening up the Steel Chair…
Rhino:It looks like the crazed one has something in mind right here…
Mark:Sabu charges… AIR SABU! NO! Lone Jobber catches him and tosses him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Sabu Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:When you take a big chance like that it can back fire and it just did for Sabu…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now going back after Scott Hall and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Scott Hall is trying to hang on…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to get Hulk Hogan out of the ring right now..
Rhino:Kane is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Hall is on the verge of going out of the ring right about now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him on the verge right now…
Mark:Scott Hall is trying to beg his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:It seems like its only a matter of time before Scott Hall is gone from this match up…
Mark:Well we are about to find out who number 14 is going to be…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Second Hand Smoke” plays as Jonny Deville enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Jonny Deville!
Mark:The Corporate Ministry Member Jonny Deville is making his entrance in to the building tonight for the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:This is his first ever Royal Rumble appareance and he is looking to make it memoriable…
Mark:Jonny Deville with a full head of steam…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:Jonny Deville comes charging in to the ring and nails Kane with a clothesline…
Rhino:That backed the big red machine up in to the ropes…
Mark:Jonny Deville charges in again… Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Kane grabs him by the throat…
Mark:Jonny Deville is in trouble right about now…
Rhino:Kane has him hooked…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! Jonny Deville escapes out of it… Jonny Deville grabs Kane by the head and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Jonny Deville used the momentum he built up after escaping the chokeslam to toss Kane out of the ring….
Pa Announcer:Kane Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:That’s a way to make a statement… By eliminating one of the bigger men in this match up…
Mark:Jonny Deville is now going after Hulk Hogan at the moment…
Rhino:Sting and Josh Stewart continue to battle over in the corner…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to get Sting out of the ring…
Rhino:Sting seems to have his legs hooked up well… Im not sure if Josh Stewart is going to be able to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Scott Hall is leaning towards the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Scott Hall has his one arm on the apron…
Rhino:I think this is going to be it for Scott Hall…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a big push and dumps Scott Hall out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Scott Hall Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well looks like Scott Hall will have some more time to drink his problems away…
Mark:You really do keep taking some shots at Scott Hall…
Rhino:Well its really easy to do so…
Mark:You got a point there…But here comes number 15…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hello Ladies” Plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Mark:The lone winner of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational is once again making an entrance in to the 2010 EWA Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Val Venis is now getting right up in to the face of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Now this is an interesting match up… Lone Jobber and Val Venis one on one…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is extending his hand to Val Venis…
Mark:Will Val Venis shake Lone Jobber’s hand?
Rhino:Im not sure if he should…
Mark:Lone Jobber is telling him to shake hands…
Rhino:The fans are telling him not to do it…
Mark:Val Venis shakes the hand of Lone Jobber… Sucker Punch!
Rhino:Well I could have told you that was coming…
Mark:Lone Jobber is nailing Val Venis with right hands and is backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:On the other side of the ring Sting has Josh Stewart on the ropes…
Mark:Sting is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Its close right now… As Josh Stewart has been in this match up for over thirty minutes at this point…
Mark:He is trying to be the iron man on the EWA tonight…
Rhino:The question is can he hang on much longer…
Mark:Lone Jobber mean while has Val Venis on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not a good place for Val Venis to be in right now…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is back up on to his feet right now and he is headed over to where Sting is…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is pulling back on the hair of Sting…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is dragging him over to the other side of the ring… Hulk Hogan grabs Sting by the head and rams him in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:The Hulkster is now climbing the ropes and is laying in shots on Sting…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is laying in those shots…
Rhino:Sting is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Val Venis just kicked Lone Jobber right in the face…
Rhino:Val Venis is now coming off the top rope…
Mark:Shoulder Block! By Val Venis taking Lone Jobber off of his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Val Venis scoops up and slams Lone Jobber back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Val Venis is now heading up on to the top rope…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Mic Check” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Mr. Anderson…Anderson…
Mark:The Loud Mouth Asshole is heading to the ring…
Rhino:In his own mind he believes he is the favorite to win this match up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson comes right in to the ring and goes right after the legend known as Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:Look at Mr. Anderson right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson grabs Hulk Hogan and hooks him up… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:Hulk Hogan has been laid out by Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Here comes Sting… Sting charges… Mr. Anderson ducks… Mr. Anderson spins Sting around… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:The Loud Mouth Asshole is really taking charge right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now picking up Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:He is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Mark:Mr. Anderson tosses Hulk Hogan over the top rope and Hulk Hogan is gone…
Pa Announcer:Hulk Hogan has been Eliminated!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now going after Josh Stewart in the corner…
Mark:Can Mr. Anderson get rid of Josh Stewart?
Rhino:We shall see right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now on the verge of being tossed out of the ring…
Rhino:The Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Winner is about to take out Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Val Venis is trying to dump him out of the ring but Lone Jobber continues to hang on…
Rhino:El Presidente is going to try and stay in the ring as long as he can…
Mark:Josh Stewart just slid back in to the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to get Mr. Anderson out of the ring…
Mark:We are now about to see the entrance of number seventeen…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hail to the Chief” plays as Dick Bush enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Evil President! Dick Bush…
Mark:The Evil President is trying to gain support from the fans at ringside…
Rhino:He is attempting to shake the hands of everyone at ringside…
Mark:No one is really shaking his hand…
Rhino:Well that one fan over in the corner really looks like he wants to shake his hand…
Mark:The guy in the hooded sweat shirt…
Rhino:Yeah that guy…
Mark:Dick Bush is walking over to the fan… The fan just punched Dick Bush right in the Face!
Rhino:Why would the fan do that?
Mark:I have no clue… Security is trying to get the fan out of…
Rhino:The fan just jumped the guard rail…
Mark:Thats no normal fan…
Rhino:Thats Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now has Dick Bush setup… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Well Dick Bush just got taken out by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is now rolling Dick Bush in to the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now grabbing Dick Bush…
Mark:Dick Bush has been tossed right back out of the ring by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Well thanks for coming Dick Bush…
Pa Announcer:Dick Bush Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Triple H is laughing all the way to the back…
Mark:Triple H got amusement out of Dick Bush being eliminated…
Rhino:Triple H wasnt allowed to be in this match up and he got some amusement out of the match…
Mark:Back in the ring Lone Jobber almost has Val Venis out of the ring…
Rhino:Sting and Jonny Deville are now talking over strategy right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Crank It Up” plays as The Big Show enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Big Show!
Mark:The Big seven foot monster is headed to the ring…
Rhino:Sting and Jonny Deville are looking right at The Big Show…
Mark:Big Show grabs Sting and nails him with a Headbutt!
Rhino:Jonny Deville is now nailing Big Show with right hands…
Mark:Big Show grabs Jonny Deville and now tosses him across the ring…
Rhino:That was one hell of a way to fly…
Mark:Val Venis now goes after The Big Show… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Well Val Venis is as flat as a pancake after that chokeslam…
Mark:Look Out! Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber caught The Big Show square in the jaw with that superkick…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now goes after The Big Show… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:The Big Show has been laid out after that Mic Check…
Mark:Now its going to take a few men to get The Big Show out of the ring…
Rhino:Who is even going to try?
Mark:It looks like Lone Jobber and Mr. Anderson are attempting to get Big Show out of the ring…
Rhino:I think they are going to need even more help getting him out of the ring…
Mark:Big Show does weigh almost five hundred pounds…
Rhino:That is why they call him The Big Show…
Mark:Big Show is trying to hold on and not go over the top rope…
Rhino:Sting is now trying to help out to get Big Show out of the ring…
Mark:Will it take three men to get him out of the ring?
Rhino:They are hoping that is the case…
Mark:Will The Big Show be able to hold on?
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hit The Floor” Plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Johnny Legion!
Mark:Johnny Legion is now jumping in to the ring right now…
Rhino:He sees a big war going on right now and hes not ready to get involved…
Mark:Val Venis is on the verge of getting out of the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has him almost out of the ring…
Mark:Val Venis won a battle royal to win the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… But I dont know if he is going to be able to hang on and win this one…
Rhino:Big Show just pushed Sting, Mr. Anderson and Lone Jobber away…
Mark:Val Venis gets back underneath the bottom rope and is back in this match up…
Rhino:Well Val Venis was able to survive there…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes right after Val Venis and now clotheslines him over the top rope from behind and Val Venis is gone…
Pa Announcer:Val Venis Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well the Student was no match for the Teacher tonight… As Lone Jobber takes care of Val Venis…
Mark:The Big Show is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to back him up in to the corner…
Mark:Johnny Legion is standing on the ramp right now…
Rhino:Eventually Johnny Legion will come…
Mark:One of these days it will happen…
Rhino:Right now hes just standing and watching all of the action that is going on…
Mark:Josh Stewart has some how made it through almost two thirds of this match up…
Rhino:He is proving to be a real iron man tonight as he is putting on one hell of a showing so far in this Royal Rumble…
Mark:Sting has managed to stay in the match for quite a while as well…
Rhino:It is showing his determination to get in to the title picture here in the EWA…
Mark:Jonny Deville and Sting are now double teaming Josh Stewart in the corner…
Rhino:Now this could be where Josh Stewart’s run ends…
Mark:The crowd is starting to count… We are about find out who is number twenty…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Crying Like a Bitch” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Big Tyme Playa!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is running down to the ring… Johnny Legion turns around and gets run in to with a SPEAR!
Rhino:Thats a big time impact right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now picking up the limp body of Johnny Legion and is tossing him in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace slides in to the ring right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs Johnny Legion off the mat and tosses him right out of the ring…
Rhino:Thanks for finally coming Johnny Legion!
Pa Announcer:Johnny Legion has been Eliminated!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now helping out Josh Stewart right now…
Rhino:Sting and Big Daddy Ace are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is on the verge of getting The Big Show out of the ring..
Rhino:Lone Jobber is coming over to help him out…
Mark:Big Show is in trouble…
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber and Mr. Anderson will have him right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Mr. Anderson get the Big Show out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:The Big Show Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well thats the end of the run for the Big Show…
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Lone Jobber are having a stare down at the moment…
Rhino:Jonny Deville is now in trouble…
Mark:Josh Stewart has Jonny Deville hanging over the ropes…
Rhino:Can Jonny Deville survive and hang on?
Mark:Sting just took Big Daddy Ace off of his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:I dont think Jonny Deville can hang on much longer?
Mark:Im not sure he can either…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Danger” plays as Ken Shamrock enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Worlds Most Dangerous Man Ken Shamrock!
Mark:Ken Shamrock is heading in to the ring and is going right after Mr. Anderson… Ken Shamrock hooks up Mr. Anderson… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by Ken Shamrock…
Mark:Lone Jobber now charges at Ken Shamrock… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:The Worlds Most Dangerous Man is on fire…
Mark:Sting just attacked Ken Shamrock from behind…
Rhino:Thats one way to slow down the attack of Ken Shamrock attacking him from behind…
Mark:Sting is now putting the boots to Ken Shamrock in the corner right now…
Rhino:Jonny Deville just kicked Josh Stewart right in the face…
Mark:Thats going to keep Jonny Deville in this match up…
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is about to be dumped over the top rope by Sting…
Mark:Ken Shamrock gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:Jonny Deville is now picking Big Daddy Ace up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of shots to the midsection of Jonny Deville…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now has Jonny Deville up on his shoulders…
Mark:This is not going to be good for Jonny Deville…
Rhino:There is no place for Jonny Deville to go…
Mark:Jonny Deville is dumped over the top rope by Big Daddy Ace!
Rhino:That was a long fall to the outside of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Jonny Deville has been Eliminated!
Rhino:Thanks for playing tonight Jonny…
Mark:Mr. Anderson has Josh Stewart on the verge of being eliminated right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Big Daddy Ace are now battling in the corner…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Heidenreich!
Mark:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is making his way in to the ring…
Rhino:Hes one dangerous man…
Mark:That he is Rhino… That he is…
Rhino:I’ve also heard he can write a mean poem as well…
Mark:Is that so?
Rhino:It is…
Mark:Heidenreich just laid out Sting with a clothesline…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now battling with Ken Shamrock…
Mark:Heidenreich whips Ken Shamrock in to the ropes… Swinging Sidewalk Slam!
Rhino:Ken Shamrock was just drilled right in to the mat by Heidenreich…
Mark:Mr. Anderson just charged with a running kick right to the side of the head of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson blind sided Heidenereich with that kick…
Mark:That really caught him square in the face with that kick…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now going after Ken Shamrock…
Mark:Mr. Anderson tosses Ken Shamrock over the top rope and to the floor goes Ken Shamrock…
Pa Announcer:Ken Shamrock has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now going after Heidenreich and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is trying to hold on right now…
Rhino:Sting has Lone Jobber on the outs right now…
Mark:Can El Presidente survive this?
Rhino:Im not sure if he will be able to right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes over the top rope and lands right on the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is sliding back in underneath the bottom rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber held on and is back in this match up…
Rhino:El Presidente is now trying to toss Sting out of the ring…
Mark:We are about to find out who drew number twenty three…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its time for Dead Eye Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is making his way in to the ring and is going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Alan Matthews are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is hammering Big Daddy Ace back in to the corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to drive all the air out of Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now in trouble…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Sting is trying to hold on right now…
Rhino:I dont know how much more he can take right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get Josh Stewart out of the ring right now…
Rhino:Josh Stewart continues to find ways to hang on and survive in this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to survive at the moment…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson almost has him out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Sting almost out of the ring…
Rhino:Sting is fighting his way back in to the ring right at this moment…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now being put in position where he is being eliminated…
Rhino:Can the Extreme Bowler hold on?
Mark:It looks like he can right now as his feet are back on the ground…
Rhino:Josh Stewart just nailed Mr. Anderson right in the head right now…
Mark:This match up is all about your abiility to survive and hang on…
Rhino:We are seeing guys like Sting and Josh Stewart showing their ability to do so here tonight…
Mark:Who will be number twenty four? Lets find out now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Ned Tesseract enters the arena…)
Rhino:The other half of Camera Chaos is now taking his time to get down in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Heidenreich on the ropes right now…
Rhino:Heidenreich is holding on right now…
Mark:Ned Tesseract is currently trying to find a place to enter the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has Heidenreich up in the air…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace dumps Heidenreich over the top rope and Heidenreich has been taken out of this match up…
Pa Announcer:Heidenreich has been Eliminated!
Rhino:We still have Six more people to enter this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has Sting almost out of the ring right now…
Rhino:Someone here tonight is going to earn a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The question is right now who is it going to be…
Rhino:We still a ways away from finding out who that is going to be…
Mark:Alan Matthews has Josh Stewart almost out of the ring…
Rhino:Ned Tesseract has finally entered the ring…
Mark:Mr. Anderson goes right on the attack on Ned Tesseract…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is just laying in to Ned Tesseract right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets back in to the ring right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to stay in to this match up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson continues to just open up on Ned Tesseract…
Rhino:Ned Tesseract is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is taking Alan Matthews over to the corner…
Rhino:It looks like Ace and Josh Stewart are going to be trying to get Alan Matthews out of the ring…
Mark:Ned Tesseract has made his way back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for him right now…
Mark:Ned Tesseract is in trouble as he turns around… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:Ned Tesseract is out cold…
Mark:Mr. Anderson from behind right now goes after Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart continues to impress me on how long he has stayed in this match up…
Mark:I am with you right there Rhino… Josh Stewart is proving to be an iron man tonight… But you have to wonder how long it will continue to last…
Rhino:Right now its time to find out who is number twenty five…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Carano’s Theme Plays as Gina Carano enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Gina Carano!
Mark:The former EWA Womens Champion has said she was going to come and win this match up…
Rhino:And here she is… Shes gotten a good draw as far as numbers go…
Mark:Gina Carano right now comes in the ring and grabs Ned Tesseract and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Well you could have seen that elimination coming…
Mark:Gina Carano is now heading over to help out Mr. Anderson trying to get rid of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is confused right now…
Mark:He doesnt seem to want the help of Gina Carano…
Rhino:Gina Carano and the Loud Mouth Asshole Mr. Anderson are exchanging some words right now…
Mark:Gina Carano just Slapped Mr. Anderson!
Rhino:Now that just set Mr. Anderson off…
Mark:Mr. Anderson goes for a right hand… Gina Carano blocks and just nailed Mr. Anderson with a big right hand of her own…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is checking his jaw after that one…
Mark:Mr. Anderson charges… Gina Carano ducks and nails Mr. Anderson with a dropkick…
Rhino:The Former MMA Fighter and EWA Womens Champion is holding her own right now against Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now backing off in the corner from Gina Carano…
Rhino:Well here comes Gina Carano…
Mark:Mr. Anderson grabs her by the tights and drives her shoulder first in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Well Mr. Anderson wasnt going to give her the upper hand for too long…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now trying to get her out of the ring…
Rhino:Sting just elbowed Lone Jobber right in the head to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Gina Carano has her legs wrapped around the top rope as she is trying to hang on…
Rhino:Not sure if the former EWA Womens Champion can hang on…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hitman” plays as Bret Hart enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Bret Hart!
Mark:The Best There Is, There Was and Ever Will Be is looking to continue his lucky 2010 going…
Rhino:Didnt he make his long time rival tap out on pay per view?
Mark:He did and now hes returning to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance in hopes of trying to become the winner of the 2010 EWA Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Wonder if he still can go…
Mark:Bret Hart comes right in the ring and starts nailing Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:Bret Hart just laid him out with a big right…
Mark:Alan Matthews now walks right in to a right hand from Bret Hart…
Rhino:Listen to this Miami Crowd go crazy for The Hitman!
Mark:Sting now goes face to face with Bret Hart…
Rhino:Bret Hart just nailed Sting with a right hand…
Mark:Bret Hart is just a house of fire right now…
Rhino:Is this the night Bret Hart gets back to the top of the wrestling world…
Mark:Look Out! Mr. Anderson spins Bret Hart around… MIC CHECK! NO! Bret Hart blocks it and knocks Mr. Anderson down with a right hand…
Rhino:Can anyone stop Bret Hart at this point…
Mark:Bret Hart is now trying to eliminate Alan Matthews right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to hold on to the ropes right now…
Mark:From behind! Lone Jobber just attacked Bret Hart…
Rhino:Lone Jobber wasnt going to stand for being taken out with a right hand from Bret Hart…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Bret Hart… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:That caught Bret Hart right in the face…
Mark:The Hitman is now in some trouble as Lone Jobber is pulling him back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Bret Hart is in a bad way right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses Bret Hart over the top rope and Bret Hart goes over the top rope and to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Bret Hart Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Well Bret had a quick showing… But tonight was not his night…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the X-Core Solider!
Mark:Subway and Lone Jobber are trading shots back and forth right now… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Subway spins Lone Jobber around… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Subway are now going at it…
Mark:Subway locks up with Big Daddy Ace… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Big time move right there by Subway…
Mark:Look Out! Gina Carano jumps on the back of Subway and now is locking in a Sleeper Hold!
Rhino:She is trying to put the X-Core Soldier a sleep right now…
Mark:Subway yanks her off of his back and tosses her down in to the mat…
Rhino:Gina Carano made a mistake right there…
Mark:Gina Carano is staggering back up on to her feet as she backs away from Subway…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Mr. Anderson grabs Gina Carano by the hair and tosses her out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Gina Carano Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Gina Carano didnt see Mr. Anderson and now Gina Carano is no longer in this match up…
Mark:You can see the disappointment in her face right now…
Rhino:She had a chance to make history but tonight was not the night for her to do that…
Mark:Sting is trying to avoid elimination right now as Big Daddy Ace almost has him over the top rope…
Rhino:Will the Stinger hold on?
Mark:He has no more allies left… Im not sure if he will be able to do so…
Rhino:Subway and Alan Matthews are now tangling it up near the corner…
Mark:This is one of these matches where you may come in knowing what to expect but its a different animal once you start to experience it…
Rhino:Just look at what Josh Stewart has done…
Mark:Even Sting now Rhino…
Rhino:Sting has lasted a long time as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber is also starting to pile on the minutes…
Rhino:It is every man for himself… And right now its time I believe to find out whose next…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Original Impact Player Justin Credible…
Mark:Justin Credible and his trusty singapore cane is now coming in to the ring… Lone Jobber walks right in to a Singapore Cane Shot!
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Josh Stewart turns around and he gets nailed with a Singapore Cane Shot!
Rhino:Justin Credible is just laying in the shots right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson takes a singapore cane shot right now…
Rhino:The Impact Player is just taking it to anyone who comes at him…
Mark:Justin Credible is a former EWA Champion and is looking to once again get back in the title picture as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Only one of these men can…
Mark:Subway turns around and now he takes a singapore cane shot…
Rhino:Subway asks for one more…
Mark:Justin Credible delivers a second singapore cane shot right to the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:That second one really did a number to Subway…
Mark:It looks like Subway has been busted open after that cane shot…
Rhino:Well you had to expect to see someone bleed after those cane shots…
Mark:Justin Credible turns around… SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Well thats one way not to be hit by a cane… You spear the guy who is holding the cane…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now dragging Justin Credible over to the corner and is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Rhino:Sting just picked up Subway and is now trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:In this type of match you need to take advantage of a situation and thats what Sting is trying to do right now…
Rhino:That it is…
Mark:Right now I hear the crowd starting to get excited…
Rhino:They know what is coming up now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Diesel Blues” plays as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Big Daddy Cool!
Mark:Kevin Nash is now walking down in to the ring…
Rhino:Hes the biggest man left in this match up…
Mark:And he got the luck of the draw at number 29…
Rhino:Yes he did and here he comes…
Mark:Mr. Anderson takes the first stab at Kevin Nash… Kevin Nash nails him with a Big Boot!
Rhino:That laid out Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Alan Matthews starts nailing Kevin Nash…Kevin Nash with a shot to the midsection… Kevin Nash hooks up Alan Matthews… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Alan Matthews drilled right in to the mat by Big Daddy Cool…
Mark:Josh Stewart mean while has Sting on the ropes…
Rhino:This could be the end of the line for the Stinger…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to get him up over the ropes…
Rhino:Can Sting survive…
Mark:Look Out! Lone Jobber from behind dumps both Josh Stewart and Sting Over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Sting and Josh Stewart have been Eliminated!
Rhino:Now that was a huge elimination right there…
Mark:The two men who were in this match up the longest taken out by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:They put on one hell of a showing tonight…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is battling with Kevin Nash in the corner right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get the big man out of the ring…
Mark:It may take more than one man to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now picking up Alan Matthews…
Mark:Justin Credible is trying to get rid of Dead Eye Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Can he do it?
Mark:Mr. Anderson has just slowly gotten back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway is now tangling with Mr. Anderson…
Mark:We are moments away from finding out who drew number thirty…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Human Suplex Machine Taz!
Mark:Taz has drawn number thirty… Lone Jobber turns around… T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:What a suplex there by Taz…
Mark:Justin Credible now charges at Taz… Another T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:The Human Suplex Machine is Unleashed!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace almost has Kevin Nash over the top rope…
Mark:Taz is now waiting for Mr. Anderson to turn around…
Rhino:Taz is trying to set him up…
Mark:Tazmission!
Rhino:Taz has it locked in on Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Taz is trying to choke him out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is pushing Taz and Mr. Anderson over the top rope!
Rhino:Taz Hit the Floor!
Mark:Mr. Anderson hung on to the ropes…
Pa Announcer:Taz Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson barely hung on right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson just rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs Justin Credible and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:We are down to the final six men in this match up…
Mark:Subway is trying to get rid of Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier has him on the ropes right now…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now grabbing a hold of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is in trouble right now…
Mark:This isnt going to be good… As Kevin Nash sets him up… POWERBOMB! NO! Mr. Anderson blocks… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Kevin Nash Went over the top rope!
Pa Announcer:Kevin Nash has been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to five…
Mark:Alan Matthews from behind just went behind Subway and dumped him out of the ring!
Pa Announcer:Subway has been Eliminated!
Rhino:We now are down to the final four…
Mark:Its Alan Matthews… Lone Jobber… Big Daddy Ace and Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Who is it going to be…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges at Alan Matthews… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews moved out of the way…
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Lone Jobber are now going back and forth…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Alan Matthews has him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Deadly Driver! No! Big Daddy Ace escapes! Big Daddy Ace tosses Alan Matthews out of the Ring!
Pa Announcer:Alan Matthews has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson and Lone Jobber just looked at one another…
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Lone Jobber charge… Double Superkick! To Big Daddy Ace!
Pa Announcer:Big Daddy Ace Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to two…
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Big Daddy Ace are now going back and forth trading right hands…
Rhino:One of these two men will earn a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Who is it going to be?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Lone Jobber… MIC CHECK! NO! Lone Jobber blocks…
Rhino:Lone Jobber fought out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Mr. Anderson… LOW CARD KICK! NO! Mr. Anderson ducks…
Rhino:Both men are staggering towards the ropes…
Mark:Mr. Anderson charges at Lone Jobber… Running Clothesline! Lone Jobber goes over the top rope!
Rhino:So does Mr. Anderson!
Mark:Both men hit the Floor!
Rhino:Who Won?
Mark:I am not sure… As it looked like both men hit the floor at the same time…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thinks he won…
Mark:Mr. Anderson thinks he has won…
Rhino:I think we are about to find out now…
Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that both men hit the floor at the same time… There for… The referee has decided that this match up is a Dr…
(“Sober” plays over the PA System…)
Rhino:Whats the sound?
Mark:Its The Boss!
Rhino:The Godfather has arrived…
Rob Parks:Woah! Now I know every one believes that the referee’s decision is final, in this case, Its Not! You see, this decision is Mine! There for the winner of this match up is… Triple H!
Rhino:What?
Rob Parks:Im just screwing with you guys. We all know Triple H doesnt win big matches at May-Hem. Now then, lets not have this match up end like this. This match up needs a winner, which is why I rule on behalf of myself and the EWA, that this match up will CONTINUE!
Rhino:We are restarting the Royal Rumble?
Mark:It looks like we are…Mr. Anderson and Lone Jobber are back in the irng…
Rhino:They are going back and forth…
Mark:Mr. Anderson kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and now tosses Lone Jobber over the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hanging on…
Mark:Lone Jobber skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Thats shades of Shawn Michaels right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back in the ring… Mr. Anderson turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now dazed as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This could be in the end right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Clothesline! No! Mr. Anderson Ducks! Lone Jobber gets Back Dropped and Hits The Floor! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the 2010 Royal Rumble… MR. ANDERSON!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson has done it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is the winner of the 2010 EWA Royal Rumble Winner…
Rhino:He now has a guaranteed shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship any time he wants…
Mark:He could cash it in tonight… As we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first… The Challenger… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… One Championship… Two Men… Who is going to leave here tonight as champion…
Rhino:That’s a good question…
Mark:Both men are looking up at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is telling Shawn Michaels that its going to be his…
Mark:Shawn Michaels starts to nail Al Snow with chops across the chest…
Rhino:He is lighting up the chest of Al Snow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Al Snow in to the corner… Al Snow staggers out… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Al Snow staggers right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Al Snow and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor goes Al Snow…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just said…Now that isnt so hard… Referring to the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Al Snow gets back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Al Snow…
Rhino:Nice move by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels now grabs Al Snow and whips him in to the guardrail… Al Snow with a reversal and Shawn Michaels is the one that goes in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering around…
Mark:Al Snow knocks Shawn Michaels right off of his feet with an uppercut…
Rhino:Al Snow is now picking up the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets up on to his feet… Al Snow charges and nails Shawn Michaels right in the head with the ladder!
Rhino:That was one hard shot right there by Al Snow laying out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Al Snow now slides the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:The Ladder is hanging half way out of the ring…
Mark:Al Snow is now laying Shawn Michaels on the ladder…
Rhino:Al Snow is up on the apron…
Mark:Al Snow drops the leg right down on to Shawn Michaels and Shawn Michaels falls back to the ground off the ladder…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is hurting right now…
Mark:Al Snow slides the ladder fully in to the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is setting up the ladder in the center of the ring…
Mark:It looks like Al Snow is now beginning his climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now starting to move on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Al Snow is climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels from behind nails Al Snow with shots to the back and now pulls him straight down off the ladder…
Rhino:Al Snow’s head hit some of the rungs of the ladder on the way down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now closing the ladder and is setting it up in the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has something in mind…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a hard irish whip and he sends Al Snow right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Al Snow is staggering around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Al Snow and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels Rides the ladder right down on to Al Snow…
Rhino:That was a nice move from the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now opens up the ladder and begins his climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels wants to make quick work of Al Snow and pull down his EWA World Championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting close to his title…
Rhino:Al Snow is back up on to his feet and is climbing up behind Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Powerbomb Off The Ladder!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was just drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is rolling around the ring hurting right now…
Rhino:Al Snow is now picking up the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers up on to his feet… Al Snow nails him right in the ribs with with the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bent over hurting…
Mark:Al Snow drives the ladder right over the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is hurting right now…
Mark:Al Snow lays the ladder down on the mat… Al Snow scoops him up and drives Shawn Michaels in to the mat with a Running Powerslam!
Rhino:This isnt good for the Showstopper right now…
Mark:Al Snow is now setting up the ladder…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is not in good shape right now…
Mark:Al Snow is making the slow climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Can Al Snow pull down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Al Snow is getting close to the belt…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has gotten back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow is reaching up…
Rhino:Al Snow almost has the title…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pushes over the ladder and Al Snow goes crashing in to the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Mark:Here it comes…
Rhino:Al Snow is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lines him up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Al Snow ducks and back drops Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:That backfired on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Al Snow is now setting the ladder back up…
Rhino:Al Snow is making his slow climb back up the top of the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is not really moving right now…
Rhino:Al Snow is getting closer to the belt…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just reached around and grabbed a chair…
Rhino:Al Snow is almost at the belt…
Mark:Shawn Michaels throws the Steel Chair at Al Snow…
Rhino:That stopped Al Snow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow looks down at Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Al Snow dives off the ladder… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:The dive backfired on Al Snow…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Al Snow isnt moving just yet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the belt…
Mark:Al Snow is starting to move…
Rhino:Al Snow is climbing up the other side…
Mark:Can Al Snow stop Shawn Michaels?
Rhino:Shawn Michaels reaches up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels Grabs The Belt! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Retains!
Mark:Shawn Michaels keeps his title and is leaving May-Hem still the Heavyweight Champion of the World…
Rhino:This was a great night…
Mark:It was Rhino… And what will happen next month…
(Over the PA System)ANNNNNDDEERRRRRRRRRSSSOOONNN!
Mark:Is Anderson coming for Shawn Michaels? We are out of time… Good Night Everyone!
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