Halloween Hellraiser 2010
Mark:We are live in the city of Brotherly Love… Philadelphia, Pa… For Halloween Hellraiser…And what a night of spooky fun we have for everyone tonight Rhino… Including our Main Event…
Rhino:We have a huge main event that will sure be a treat for everyone here tonight…
Mark:Its the Trick or Treat Ladder Match… When Shawn Michaels defends the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against William McConnell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels wants to continue his reign… While William McConnell wants Change…
Mark:It will be interesting to see which one will get their way tonight…
Rhino:If I am a betting man… I would bet on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:That would be a good bet to make… Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Diamond Dallas Page battles Doomsday…
Rhino:We have seen whats happen between these two guys the last few weeks… So it will make tonights match up that more interesting…
Mark:Also tonight Lone Jobber challenges for the EWA Womens Championship… Yes you heard me right…
Rhino:I still cant believe you even said that…
Mark:Alexis Laree will defend against Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I cant wait for that…
Mark:Lets get to our opening contest here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…
Jake Jackson vs Andrew Starr
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From London, England…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Shinning ANDREW STARR!
(“The Pretender” plays as Andrew Starr enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New York… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… JAKE JACKSON!
(Jake Jackson’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:This is the Debut of Andrew Starr here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Andrew Starr locks up with Jake Jackson and both men are battling for position…
Rhino:They are going back and forth trying to over power the other…
Mark:Andrew Starr gets shoved off in to the ropes by Jake Jackson… Andrew Starr comes off the ropes and Jake Jackson nails him with a Hip Toss!
Rhino:Andrew Starr gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jake Jackson scoops up Andrew Starr and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jake Jackson is now putting the boots to Andrew Starr…
Mark:Andrew Starr is being backed up in to the corner… Jake Jackson with chops to the chest of Andrew Starr…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Jake Jackson whips Andrew Starr off in to the farside… Jake Jackson charges in… Andrew Starr nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:Jake Jackson is spinning around…
Mark:Andrew Starr comes out of the corner and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Jake Jackson is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Andrew Starr nails Jake Jackson… Gutwrench Suplex! By Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Andrew Starr covers Jake Jackson 1…………..2………..Kickout by Jake Jackson…
Rhino:Jake Jackson is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Andrew Starr now whips Jake Jackson off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Andrew Starr is showing off his stuff right now…
Mark:Can you say he is Shinning?
Rhino:I think you can…
Mark:Anyway… Back to the action Jake Jackson is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is lining him up…
Mark:Big Boot!
Rhino:He kicked him right in the side of the head…
Mark:That was a big kick right there…
Rhino:Jake Jackson looks to be out of it…
Mark:Andrew Starr hooks up Jake Jackson… Suplex…
Rhino:Andrew Starr rolls through…
Mark:A second suplex…
Rhino:I dont think he is done…
Mark:Three Straight Suplexs!
Rhino:What a combination of moves right there…
Mark:Andrew Starr is ready to put Jake Jackson away right here… Andrew Starr hooks up Jake Jackson… LONDON CALLING!
Rhino:Jake Jackson is out…
Mark:Andrew Starr covers Jake Jackson 1…………………..2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANDREW STARR!
Rhino:Impressive debut victory for Andrew Starr here in the EWA…
Mark:Andrew Starr looks to have a bright future here in the EWA… Still to come tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when The Answer William McConnell challenges Shawn Michaels for the gold tonight… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Inter-Gender Match
Daz vs Gina Carano
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Inter-Gender Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Liverpool… Weighing in at 183 Pounds… DAZ!
(“Use Somebody” plays as Daz enters the arena…)
Mark:Daz Slingshots himself in the ring and nails Gina Carano with a Dropkick!
Rhino:Well that’s one way to start off a match up…
Mark:Gina Carano staggers back up on to her feet… Daz charges in… Running Enziguri!
Rhino:That nailed Gina Carano right in the back of the head…
Mark:Gina Carano is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Daz leaps up on to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! Missed!
Rhino:Gina Carano stepped out of the way of that moonsault from Daz…
Mark:She clearly saw that move coming…
Rhino:Gina Carano earlier this week made a challenge to the winner of the Main Event… As she wants a crack at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The last female to do so was Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:We all saw how that turned out…
Mark:Daz now though has staggered back up on to his feet… Gina Carano grabs him and throws him shoulder first right in to the ring post in the corner…
Rhino:Daz is holding on his arm right now…
Mark:Gina Carano with a hammerlock and slams Daz right down on his arm…
Rhino:That’s one way to do damage right there…
Mark:Daz is now staggering up… Gina Carano scoops up Daz… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Daz is in trouble…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Daz 1………………2…………..Kickout by Daz…
Rhino:Gina Carano is now waiting for Daz to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gina Carano now whips Daz in to the corner… Gina Carano charges in… Daz gets his feet up!
Rhino:Gina Carano is spinning around…
Mark:Daz comes out of the corner and nails her with a clothesline…
Rhino:Daz is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Gina Carano has staggered back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Flying Cross Body! No!
Rhino:Gina Carano ducked…
Mark:Daz is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Gina Carano has Daz lined up…
Mark:CARANO LOCK!
Rhino:There is no place for Daz to go…
Mark:Gina Carano has her legs wrapped around Daz…
Rhino:He is out…
Mark:Daz Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!
Rhino:Gina Carano makes Daz tap out here tonight…
Mark:Will she get a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship?
Rhino:That’s a good question…
Mark:We will have to wait and see… But now its back to the…
(“Wolfpac” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Whats going on here?
Mark:Its Sting!
Rhino:Hes not alone…
Mark:That’s Syxx!
Rhino:What are they doing here?
Mark:Looks like we are going to find out…
Syxx:Heywhat’s up bitches nice to be back here in this ring.So this is the big bad ewa i been hearing about huh? Well i don’t think i need to tell anyone here who i am everyone already should know that by now haha. So i been sitting home getting bored of the same of old shit day and day and day out and have been watching some old friends of mine triple h and hbk have all the gold around here for what has it been now people about a year or something ridiculous, and i gotta tell ya man that seems really pathetic to me that not one man here in this ewa can step up to the plate and take what they got. Hey let me give ya a lil history lesson alright boys. You see back in the day everybody remembers when wrestling was the shit in the 90’s and there was 5 guys who held this wrestling shit at the very top and nobody elese triple h,shawn,big kev, scot, and me. We ran this fn place like nobody’s business, we kciked everybody’s ass left and right and didn’t give a damn who got in the way. Kevin nash was world champ and there wasn’t anything wwf could do about it,so what did vince decide to do he decided to pit us against each other cause that was the only thing those bitches in the big offices could do. So we went to wcw where we ran that shit too, me nash and hall.Ohh yeah and right around that time shawn dropped the ball shortly after forming dx and went into hidding for a couple years, long story short he then comes to ewa, and decides because him and trips over here run the place that oh you know that entites them to win just about every match there in when i look at the match history.You see the thing is here boys you guys know how great of an athelete i am, you know i fuck just about anybody up here that i want, bang! just like that no sweat.Also big kev scot i see you guys are the roster up in this place what do u say you boys make an apperance sometime and you know old friends can talk. But shawn,hunter, it don’t make much sense making friends with you guys now does it nah no way man, you guys are at the top of the food chain and i guess you’ve kidded yourselves into thinking there’s no competition out here. Well tell you what i aint no selfish chump who thinks he’s entitled to everything, so as a matter of fact, i want who’s ever in cahrge to listen up man, you pu we right now at the bottom of this heap of guys and i’ll work my way up this ladder and you’ll see why this kid aint nothing to be messed with. My partner here sting my man in crime this right here is pac lifestyle right here man wolfpac style and this shit is for life. Like the klique was supposed to be shawn and hunter and instead of sitting back there making jokes and all the suck it crap from dx that i already got a history with lets be serious about this shit drop the gloves and just come out fighting man and that’s all. We came here to take this bitch over and to kick ass the only way we know how, not to be friends. SO hey who’s ever listening there in the back there i see you guys got this little event here Thursday night carnage, howbout whoever wants to step up and get beatin down like a bitch can face me and get there shoulder ripped right out of their socket with the buzzkill, or x facor right into the ground boy. One last thing, big kev, scot, let me know what’s goin on in this place and lets see if we can do this pac thing aagain and tear this place up, just remember boys if your like me and sting your like me and sting your nwo wolfpac for life, and that’s 2 sweet! As for the rest of you in the back if you boys don’y know about syxx, as they say now you know! You better know this also i don’t take no prisioners, if you aint down with me and sting your bitch ass is gonna get salpped into next week. I want whoever thinks they got some these (crotch chops) to step up to the plate and take me on this thursdfay night at chaos. Just know i’ll be ready for you and nobody in this biz works harder than me. Hey man i’ve come along way in this wrestling world. I know you aint gonna be handed shit in this place, you gotta take it so that’s what i’m gonna do.Just like the name name says i live by 6 rules. 1. Nwo wolfpac 4 life. 2.Keep your friends close and your enemies closer 3. Don’t let anybody take what you got and don’t go out there fighting for these people(crowd boos!) cause they’ll change there minds on you in a split second, do this shit cause you lve it not cause you gotta do it. 4.Walk tall man, that means beat down anybody’s ass that stands in the way of you and what you want, grab this shit by the throat man and rip it out. Somebody thinks they know what your about prove em wrong and show wh your better. 5. Don’t take nothing for granted if you get knocked down lose get beaten up whatever shit’s gonna happen you gotta fight through adversity, it aitn the guy who comes up once in little while and does this shit it’s the guy that does it over and over and over again and proves his shit.Without kissing as to nobody elese.6 Live life for now, when you get a victory relish in that shit but don’t be happy with it, just cause you win don’t mean shit you gotta think bout your next opponent your gonna beat down. And let me tell you something boy’s nobody does that shit like me, so let whoever wants to come down Thursday night come down and receive a beating of their life and shawn and trips i know you guys got better shit to do so don’t waste your time. I’ll beat both your asses down on my time and when i’m ready. Wolfpac 4 life!
Sting:So as Syxx just said he has been giving you, the audienece and you guys in the back a little 411 as to just what is gonna happen here now in ewa. Some of you people remember here in ewa, after all i did win a few matches here in this grand old place before my back injury sidelined me. So i think i’m pretty sure as to what to expect here in the ewa, and also guys in the back psst!, the stinger yeah he’s been around the block a few times, he isn’t going to be fooled by anything and there’s nothing he hasn’t before.I have competed with the likes of triple h,jobber,ddp,a million and one nobody’s who have come and gone from this place, and yes even you shawn micheals Which is more than half the ewa lockerroom can say now isn’t it.You know syxx was right it has been about high time the wolfpack got back in this wrestling game. it’s about time we make our impact in ewa, just like we did in wcw. But i am not here to bring up the past, why because you can’t change the past what’s done is done, and that”s all there is to it. Because after all if we could have all been perfect i would never have joined with the now unemployed aj styles, and shawn, hunter you guys could have came to wcw back in the day you know the A show that it’s then instead of holding some second rated world title and you guys could have joined syxx, hall and nash. Buti guess we can’t all be perfect. I know many people are sitting in the back here at ewa and saying man, isn’t the stinger getting up there in age just a little bit perhaps, well yes it is true i am one of the veterans But that only goes on to make me more dangerous with each and every single match.Which also makes me a hell of a lot meanier and wise. Whether you win or lose which trust me you guys will get used to losing, you always come out of it saying you know i could have done this better or what could i have done to make this different so that the next time i’m in the ering the clown across the ring from me don’t expect it coming. Well you see that’s a lot like yours truly you see i like to pop up out of nowhere, i like to play mind games, i like to get inside my opponents skull and pick his brain a little bit. Just a word of advice for everybody before you let you mouth overide what you actually do in the ring try making sure you can back up what you say, because i am not a very nice guy. The wolfpack isn’t here to be nice it’s here to haunt down every single opponent we have in this company and show them why we are better than them in every concieveable way. I’m not much for talking so whoever wants to get in the ring with this stinger at Thursday chaos better lace up their boots. i don’t mind telling everyone in the back along with being a whole lot meaner and a seasoned veteran i’ve become cokier also, i’m gonna tell you whoever it is right now i’m ready! i got your number i know what your all about,i’ve seen and done this act before your gonna get hooked up in the scorpion death,your gonna get stinger dropped and stinger slapshed, i’m gonna beat you from pillar to post and i’v been waiting for just this chance to bring out my wild side,were both a pack of hungry mean vicous and smart wolves and whoever gets in our way this Thursday is gonna learn the hard way you don’t mess with the black and red. Also scot hall bi kev i know you guys are around here somewhere, i know you’ve prolly been listening. We gotta talk you boys, me and syxx. Well all i gotta say is Thursday yeah it’s looking like showtime! WOOOO!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Sting & Syxx leave the ring…)
Rhino:Looks like the Wolfpac is Back!
Mark:What will happen next? As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Skulls & Bones Match
Doug Kinsella vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Skulls & Bones Match and set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Al Snow lock up in the center of the ring… Al Snow with a side headlock in on Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is fighting out of it…
Mark:Al Snow gets shot off in to the ropes by Doug Kinsella… Al Snow comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Al Snow gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick from Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Al Snow has rolled to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Doug Kinsella launches himself over the top rope and right down on to Al Snow on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is coming out of the gate on fire tonight…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls Al Snow back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just picked up a skull and is bringing it in to the ring with him…
Mark:Al Snow turns around… Doug Kinsella charges with the skull… Al Snow ducks… From behind Al Snow reaches back and connects with a neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow now puts the boots to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow picks up the skull and rams it right in to the midsection of Doug Kinsella… Al Snow now hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Al Snow covers Doug Kinsella 1……….2……….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Al Snow is now pulling Doug Kinsella back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Doug Kinsella… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is spinning around…
Mark:Al Snow grabs the Skull Head and nails Doug Kinsella right in the face!
Rhino:Big time shot right there…
Mark:Al Snow covers Doug Kinsella once again 1……………2…………..3…No! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow has a bone and nails Doug Kinsella right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is going to fly…
Mark:Moonsault! Missed!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella moved at the last second…
Mark:Both Al Snow and Doug Kinsella are slow to get back up on their feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and Al Snow seem to be out of it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella lays in a right hand… Al Snow comes back with a shot of his own…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Al Snow whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Al Snow goes for a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks and now goes behind Al Snow… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice move by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now grabs the bone…
Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella nails him right over the head with that bone…
Rhino:Al Snow is out on his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… ROARING LARIAT! NO!
Rhino:Al Snow saw it coming…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… Al Snow locks him up… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now the one dazed on his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks him up… SNOW PLOW! NO!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella escapes…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Al Snow is out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Al Snow 1…………..2……….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is 2-0 on his comeback to the EWA…
Mark:He is slowly moving up the ranks in the EWA in his quest to once again get back in the EWA World Heavyweight Championship title picture… Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line when DDP defends against Doomsday… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…
Smashing Caskets Match
Triple H vs Drew McIntyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Smashing Caskets Match… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ayr, Scotland… Weighing in at 18 Stone… DREW McINTYRE!
(“Broken Dreams” plays as Drew McIntyre enters the arena…)
Mark:Drew McIntyre and Triple H are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are eye to eye and trash talking one another…
Mark:Drew McIntyre slaps Triple H right across the face… Triple H comes back and nails Drew McIntyre with right hands… Triple H backs Drew McIntyre up in to the ropes… Triple H with an irish whip… Drew McIntyre comes off the ropes and gets laid out with a clothesline!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is now backing Drew McIntyre up in to the corner… Triple H with a couple of elbows to the side of the head of Drew McIntyre… Triple H pulls Drew McIntyre out of the corner… Suplex!
Rhino:Triple H is now lining up Drew McIntyre…
Mark:Running Knee Drop! Right down on to Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now whips Drew McIntyre off in to the ropes… Triple H ducks his head… Drew McIntyre kicks Triple H right in the head…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:Big Clothesline! From Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:That laid out Triple H right there…
Mark:Drew McIntyre now pulls Triple H back up on to his feet… Knees to the midsection of Triple H by Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is backing Triple H up in to the corner…
Mark:Drew McIntyre charges in and nails Triple H with a clothesline!
Rhino:That took Triple H off of his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now pulling Triple H back up and now hooks up Triple H…Hangman’s Neckbreaker! Right on to the knee of Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Drew McIntyre…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up…
Rhino:He looks a bit dazed right now…
Mark:Drew McIntyre charges in at Triple H and nails him with a Big Boot! Right to the head…
Rhino:The Chosen One is in complete control…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now motioning to the referee to open up the casket…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is dragging Triple H to the casket…
Mark:Drew McIntyre has Triple H in the casket…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre just needs to close the lid…
Mark:Drew McIntyre shuts the lid… Triple H is blocking…
Rhino:Triple H is holding up the lid…
Mark:Triple H gets out of the casket and drops Drew McIntyre across the middle rope…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is now spinning around…
Mark:Triple H is back in the ring and nails Drew McIntyre with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H charges… Running High Knee!
Rhino:That took Drew McIntyre right off of his feet…
Mark:Triple H is now lining up Drew McIntyre… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is spinning around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H…
Rhino:The fans are behind Triple H right now…
Mark:Triple H opens up the casket…Drew McIntyre is back up on his feet… Triple H hooks up Drew McIntyre… Suplex! No! Drew McIntyre blocks and nails Triple H with a suplex…
Rhino:Nice counter by Drew McIntyre…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet… Drew McIntyre lines him up… SCOT DROP!
Rhino:The Game is out…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now dragging Triple H to the casket…
Rhino:Triple H is now inside the casket…
Mark:Drew McIntyre shuts the lid…
Rhino:All he needs is the sledgehammer…
Mark:Drew McIntyre has the sledgehammer… Drew McIntyre goes to swing… Triple H opens up the lid…
Rhino:That knocked the sledgehammer out of his hand…
Mark:Triple H gets out of the casket… Drew McIntyre charges at Triple H… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H droves him right in to the ground…
Mark:Triple H is now picking up the sledgehammer…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H charges… Sledgehammer Shot! Right to the Head!
Rhino:Big time shot right there…
Mark:Triple H is now throwing Drew McIntyre in to the casket…
Rhino:There is no movement right now…
Mark:Triple H shuts the lid… Triple H is now hammering the casket… The referee stops the match… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game picks up the victory and gets a bit of revenge here tonight against Drew McIntyre…
Mark:Triple H gets his revenge… But what type of Drew McIntyre have for this defeat we will have to see… As we now get set for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Masquerade Ball
Alexis Laree(c) vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Masquerade Ball and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger….From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Richmond, Virigina… Weiging in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this should be interesting…
Rhino:You have Alexis Laree dressed in a sexy costume… And then you have Lone Jobber…
Mark:Yeah… You then have Lone Jobber dressed as a Pink Ballerina…
Rhino:Im just speechless…
Mark:Alexis Laree starts nailing Lone Jobber with forearm shots…
Rhino:She is opening up on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Spinning Back Elbow!
Rhino:That took Lone Jobber off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Alexis Laree charges in… Running Headscissors! Taking Lone Jobber off of his feet again…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is catching Lone Jobber off guard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet… Alexis Laree charges in… Lone Jobber ducks… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Alexis Laree went flying over the top rope and she hit the ground hard…
Mark:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Lone Jobber is now going out after the EWA Womens Champion… Lone Jobber picks her up and drives her back first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:You could see the pain on her face right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls her back in to the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is slow to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks her up… DDT! Lone Jobber covers Alexis Laree 1……………………2…………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with chops to the chest of Alexis Laree is now backing her up in to the corner… Lone Jobber drives her back in to the corner…Lone Jobber with an irish whip and sends her off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is just taking his time picking her apart…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in… Running Splash! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree moved…
Mark:Lone Jobber ate nothing but turnbuckle… School Girl! 1……………….2…………..3……No! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Lone Jobber… Dropkick!
Rhino:That caught Lone Jobber right in the face…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lone Jobber again 1…………………2……………….3…..No! Lone Jobber kicks out again…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! 1…………………..2……………….3…………NO! Lone Jobber kicked out again…
Rhino:So many close nearfalls right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This could be the knock out shot…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2……………..3………..NO!
Rhino:How in the world did Lone Jobber kick out?
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to put Lone Jobber away right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Lone Jobber… LAREE DDT! NO! Lone Jobber blocks and drives Alexis Laree back in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved himself right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering out of the corner… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That could be Lone Jobber’s knockout shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alexis Laree 1…………………..2……………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree kicked out…
Mark:Alexis Laree now staggers back up on to her feet… Lone Jobber scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly… 450 SPLASH! NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree rolled out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… Small Package! 1………………………2……………….3…………….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber kicked out again…
Mark:Alexis Laree almost defeated Lone Jobber right there…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering around… Alexis Laree hooks him up… LAREE DDT! NO! Lone Jobber blocks and shoves her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your and NEW EWA Womens Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is the new EWA Womens Champion… I never thought I would ever say that…
Mark:Neither would I… But that’s the facts tonight… Lone Jobber is the EWA Womens Champion… As we now get set for our next title match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Most Blood Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Doomsday
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Most Blood Match and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DOOMSDAY!
(“The Unnamed feeling” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… DDP starts nailing Doomsday with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying in to Doomsday with those shots…
Mark:DDP now backs Doomsday off in to the ropes… Doomsday with a reversal… DDP comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:That boot rocked DDP and it knocked him out of the ring…
Mark:Doomsday is now going out after DDP on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:DDP is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday grabs DDP and rams DDP face first in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:DDP is spinning around…
Mark:Doomsday grabs DDP… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:That was a big clothesline from Doomsday…
Mark:DDP is now trying to get up on to his feet and he is doing so near the ramp… Doomsday now charges at DDP… Running Clothesline! No! DDP ducks the clothesline..
Rhino:DDP just spun Doomsday around…
Mark:DDP is back to laying in right hands to Doomsday…
Rhino:DDP is backing Doomsday up the ramp…
Mark:DDP charges at Doomsday and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:That rocked Doomsday…
Mark:DDP charges at Doomsday… Another clothesline…
Rhino:Doomsday is dazed right now…
Mark:DDP charges again… Doomsday ducks… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:DDP hit the steel hard…
Mark:DDP is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Doomsday scoops up DDP… Running Powerslam driving him right down on to the steel!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is hurting at the moment…
Mark:No pinfalls… No Submissions… No Knockouts… The only way to win is to bust your opponent open as much as you can… As Doomsday now mounts DDP and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying in shots…
Mark:DDP is trying to cover up right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is now looking around and is planning his next move…
Mark:Doomsday picks up DDP and drives him head first in to the Steel!
Rhino:DDP just went head first in to the set and it has him dazed and confused right now…
Mark:Doomsday has just walked backstage…
Rhino:Where is he going?
Mark:Doomsday has come back out in to the arena and has a steel chair in hand…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday charges and lays in a big shot with that steel chair!
Rhino:It looks like there is a bit of blood flowing from the top of the head of Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:The referee is checking on the EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Rhino:The referee is saying that he can continue…
Mark:Doomsday is laying out the chair right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is now waiting for DDP to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday grabs DDP by the throat…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for DDP…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! DDP counters in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Both men are down on the stage right now…
Rhino:DDP is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is trying to get back up as well…
Rhino:DDP is back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP picks up the Steel Chair and throws it right in to the face of Doomsday…
Rhino:Doomsday is dazed after the chair shot…
Mark:DDP now charges and takes Doomsday off of his feet with a Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:DDP is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Doomsday is busted open on the top of his head….
Rhino:DDP is now walking to the back and is bringing out a weapon…
Mark:DDP has a singapore cane…
Rhino:Doomsday is now staggering up on on to his feet…
Mark:DDP swings! And connects!
Rhino:Big shot right there…
Mark:DDP swings and connects again…
Rhino:I think hes going for the trifecta…
Mark:DDP swings and connects!
Rhino:More blood is starting to flow him his head…
Mark:DDP is now lining up Doomsday… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO!
Rhino:Doomsday shoved DDP in to the set…
Mark:DDP is spinning around… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:DDP has been laid out with that boot…
Mark:Doomsday is now dragging DDP down the ramp right now…
Rhino:This could be the end for the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:DDP is staggering up on to his feet… Doomsday scoops him up and rams him right in to the Steel Ring Post!
Rhino:The blood continues to flow from the forehead of DDP…
Mark:Doomsday is now looking around underneath the ring right now…
Rhino:What is he looking for now?
Mark:Doomsday has a barbed wire bat…
Rhino:DDP is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is lining up DDP…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Barbed Wire Bat Shot! No! DDP moved out of the way…
Rhino:Doomsday got nothing but steel ring post…
Mark:Doomsday turns around… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:That’s the move DDP needed to hit to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Doomsday is starting to get back up…
Rhino:DDP is back up and he is shocked that Doomsday is getting up…
Mark:DDP charges… Doomsday grabs him by the neck…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! DIAMOND CUTTER ON TO THE BARBED WIRE BAT!
Rhino:What a counter!
Mark:Doomsday is really busted open on the top of his head right now…
Rhino:The blood is really flowing right now…
Mark:The referee is checking on Doomsday…
Rhino:Look at that blood…
Mark:The Referee calls for the bell…ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:DDP somehow survives and pulls out the victory here tonight…
Mark:Doomsday threw everything at DDP tonight but couldn’t get the job done… Now the question is… Can Shawn Michaels keep his title? We are sending in to the ring for our main event…
EWA World Championship Trick or Treat Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels (c) vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Trick or Treat Ladder Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are looking up at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lays in with a couple of chops across the chest of William McConnell… William McConnell comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips William McConnell off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels goes for a hip toss… William McConnell blocks… And gives Shawn Michaels a hip toss…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up…
Mark:William McConnell charges in and spins Shawn Michaels inside out with a clothesline!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers back up…
Mark:William McConnell charges with another clothesline and sends the EWA World Heavyweight Champion over the top rope and to the floor goes Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the ground hard…
Mark:William McConnell is now up on to the top rope… William McConnell leaps off the top rope and lands right down on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:William McConnell pulling out the stops right here in the early going…
Mark:William McConnell grabs Shawn Michaels and whips Shawn Michaels hard in to the Steel Steps!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion went hard in to the steps…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up… William McConnell charges… Shawn Michaels with a side step and a drop toe hold and William McConnell goes face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Nice counter by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:William McConnell staggers back up… Shawn Michaels scoops up William McConnell and slams him right down on to the steel steps…
Rhino:You could see the pain on McConnell’s face as he landed back first on the Steel…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now rolls William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is closing up a ladder and is bringing it in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels has the ladder laid out on the canvas and now hooks up William McConnell… Suplex! Right on to the ladder…
Rhino:More damage being done to the back of William McConnell…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now leaning the ladder up against the turnbuckles…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with an irish whip and sends William McConnell back first in to the ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams William McConnell down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the ladder in position… Shawn Michaels rides the ladder down…
Rhino:William McConnell moves!
Mark:Shawn Michaels just the mat and not the person who he was aiming to hit… Shawn Michaels spins around and William McConnell nails him with a dropkick!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Superkick! Right to the back of the neck of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That kick really caught Shawn Michaels good…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is hurting…
Mark:William McConnell grabs the ladder and now charges in and nails Shawn Michaels right in the face with the ladder…
Rhino:That ladder shot sent Shawn Michaels over the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell is now opening up the ladder and is beginning his climb up to get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting close to the gold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has rolled back in to the ring and pushes the ladder over and William McConnell goes crashing down in to the top rope…
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a clothesline taking William McConnell off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now going to the outside of the ring and is bringing another ladder in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell staggers back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring with ladder in hand…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and drives the ladder right in to the midsection of William McConnell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling William McConnell up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels stands Lone Jobber up and has the ladder leaned up against William McConnell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is picking up another ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels drives the ladder in to the other ladder and it drives it right in to William McConnell…
Rhino:The Answer is down and out right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now opening up the ladder and is beginning his climb up the ladder to get back his title…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the gold…
Mark:William McConnell is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is close to the belt…
Mark:William McConnell grabs Shawn Michaels and pulls on his leg and pulls him off the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels spins around…
Mark:William McConnell with a kick to the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels driven right in to the mat with that powerbomb…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to regroup right now…
Rhino:William McConnell is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out after that superkick…
Mark:William McConnell is now laying out the ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is laying Shawn Michaels out on top of the ladder…
Mark:William McConnell is now laying the other ladder on top of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Answer is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH ON TO THE LADDER AND SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:What a move by The Answer right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels isnt moving right now…
Rhino:William McConnell is now setting up the ladder…
Mark:William McConnell is beginning the climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn MIchaels is slowing moving around…
Mark:William McConnell is getting close to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:We are close to having a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:William McConnell is finger tip close to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is grabs the other ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nails William McConnell across the back with the ladder…
Rhino:Well that stopped William McConnell in his track…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the other ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to begin his climb back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls William McConnell down off the ladder… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! William McConnell ducks… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat right now…
Mark:Right now these two men are putting their bodies on the line to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is crawling up the ladder…
Mark:William McConnell is climbing up the other ladder…
Rhino:Both men are making slow climbs to the gold on opposite ladders…
Mark:Both men have reach the top of the ladders…
Rhino:They both want to be EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just knocked William McConnell down a couple of rungs…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the EWA World Championship by the fingertips…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to retain the EWA World Title…
(Lights Out)
Mark:Whats going on here?
Rhino:I have no idea…
(Lights On)
Mark:Its Mr. Anderson!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is standing on the ladder with briefcase in hand…
Mark:Mr. Anderson nails Shawn Michaels right in the face with the briefcase!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels falls off the ladder…
Mark:Mr. Andersons is staring down William McConnell right now…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is smirking at what he has done…
Mark:Mr. Anderson climbs off the ladder… William McConnell reaches up and grabs the gold… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:Change is in the air as William McConnell is the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Mr. Anderson screwed Shawn Michaels out of the title tonight…
Rhino:But that wont spoil William McConnell’s party…
Mark:The Answer is Once Again Champion… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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