November 2 Dismember 2010
Mark:We are live North of the Border in Toronto, Canada for the Most Interactive Pay Per View of the Year… This is November 2 Dismember and what a night of action lined up tonight…
Rhino:This should be really interesting…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when William McConnell defends against eith Gina Carano, Doomsday or Andrew Starr…
Rhino:One of those three will get a chance to fight for the gold… It should be interesting…
Mark:Also tonight Mr. Anderson and Shawn Michaels finally go One on One…
Rhino:The fans will get a chance to determine what type of match up they will have…
Mark:It will either be a Musical Chairs Match, Falls Count Anywhere Match or a Briefcase on a Pole Match…
Rhino:I am really looking forward to that one…
Mark:The fans determined what we see tonight and lets get to our opening contest here at November 2 Dismember…
Danny Danger vs Dexter Fishbourne
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 300 Pounds… DEXTER FISHBOURNE!
(“Frontier Psychiatrist” plays as Dexter Fishbourne enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… DANNY DANGER!
(“Break Free” plays as Danny Danger enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:These two are making their EWA Debut live on Pay Per View against one another…
Mark:Danny Danger charges at Dexter Fishbourne and nails him with a couple running forerarm shots…
Rhino:They arent having much of an effect…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne with a big knee right to the midsection stopping Danny Danger in his tracks at the moment and now sends him off in to the ropes… Dexter Fishbourne goes for a clothesline… Danny Danger ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked the big man backwards a bit…
Mark:Low Dropkick!
Rhino:That got Dexter Fishbourne down on one knee…
Mark:Danny Danger is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick! No!
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne was able to move out of the way of that spin kick…
Mark:Danny Danger is now staggering up on to his feet… Headbutt!
Rhino:Danny Danger is dazed after that headbutt…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is now biting Danny Danger on the head…
Rhino:What in the world is he doing…
Mark:I said he is biting him…
Rhino:But why?
Mark:I dont know… Why dont you go ask him…
Rhino:But he bites!
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne whips Danny Danger in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Danny Danger is slow to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne scoops him up… Running Powerslam! Dexter Fishbourne covers Danny Danger 1…………2………….3…No! Kickout by Danny Danger…
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne has been taking it to Danny Danger here in the early going…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne now whips Danny Danger in to the ropes… Dexter Fishbourne charges in… Running Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Danny Danger moved…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is staggering around… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne driven head first in to the mat…
Mark:Danny Danger covers Dexter Fishbourne 1…………….2……….3……NO!
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Danny Danger is lining him up…
Mark:Superkick! No!
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne ducked the kick…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne whips Danny Danger off in to the ropes… I LIKE APPLE SAUCE!
Rhino:So Do I!
Mark:No that’s the name of the move…
Rhino:Oh…
Mark:The tilt a whirl in to the Tombstone Piledriver… As Dexter Fishbourne covers Danny Danger 1……………..2………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEXTER FISHBOURNE!
Rhino:Impressive debut victory here tonight for Dexter Fishbourne at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line as William McConnell defends against either Gina Carano, Andrew Starr or Doomsday…
Rhino:I cant wait…
Mark:Its now time for the fun to begin as we get set for the interact part of the show where you get the decide the stipulations and opponents… As we send it to the ring for the Choose The Weapon Match…
Choose The Weapon Match
Drew McIntyre vs Doug Kinsella
Weapon Choices:Strap, Table & Singapore Cane
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose The Weapon Match… Introducing first…From Ayr, Scotland… Weighing in at 18 Stone… DREW McINTYRE!
(“Broken Dreams” plays as Drew McIntyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now lets find out what weapon was choosen… The weapon will be a STRAP!
Mark:A leather strap is sitting here on the announce table and that will be the only weapnon that is allowed to be used in this match up…
Rhino:Which will make this match up really interesting…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Drew McIntyre lock up in the center of the ring… Doug Kinsella with a side headlock and now gets shoved in to the ropes by Drew McIntyre… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes and Drew McIntyre nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting to the corner…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now putting the boots to Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in the boots…
Mark:Drew McIntyre whips Doug Kinsella in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Drew McIntyre nails him with a big boot!
Rhiino:That caught Doug Kinsella right in the face…
Mark:Drew McIntyre covers Doug Kinsella 1……………2…………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre hooks up Doug Kinsella… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Drew McIntyre covers Doug Kinsella again 1…………..2………Kickout once again by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:It looks like he is coming over here…
Rhino:He is coming for the strap…
Mark:Drew McIntyre coming back in to the ring with a strap in hand…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to et back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre whips Doug Kinsella right across the back with the leather strap…
Rhino:Hes not done…
Mark:Drew McIntyre whips him across the back one more time…
Rhino:Look how red his back is…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now putting Doug Kinsella up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO! Doug Kinsella blocks and knocks Drew McIntyre off the top rope…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is now staggering to his feet…
Mark:Flying Clothesline! Connects!
Rhino:Nice move by Doug Kinsella to take Drew McIntyre off of his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre staggers up… Doug Kinsella hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just spotted the strap…
Mark:Doug Kinsella whips Drew McIntyre right across the back with the strap…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is enjoying this…
Mark:Three straight whips across the back with that strap…
Rhino:Look how red his back is…
Mark:Doug Kinsella whips Drew McIntyre off in to the ropes… Leather Strap right across the chest!
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is lining him up…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is laid out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Drew McIntyre 1…………2………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella comes in and gets the victory tonight as he continues to try and show the EWA Executive Committee that he can work his way back up the ladder here in the EWA…
Mark:He is doing it thus far…We are told that our cameras are backstage right now…
Rhino:That’s William McConnell…
Mark:And theres Lone Jobber as he is getting set for his title defense..
McConnell:Whats up Champ?
Jobber:What do you want to Will?
McConnell:Just wanted to say, that belt makes your hips look fat…
Jobber:Fuck You Will!
Rhino:William McConnell is smirking as he walks away…
Mark:Well now its time for our first championship match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs ???
Choices: Alexis Laree, Kelly Kelly & Syxx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Lets find out who you picked to be his opponent…..From Jacksonville, Florida… Weighing in at 108 Pounds… KELLY KELLY!
(“Holla” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the arena…)
Mark:Kelly Kelly earns the shot with 40 percent of the vote…
Rhino:Alexis Laree had 35 and Syxx had 25 percent of the vote…
Mark:Kelly Kelly just slapped Lone Jobber right across the face…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just smiles…
Mark:Kelly Kelly slaps him again… Kelly Kelly with forearm shots to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:She is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Kelly Kelly whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Kelly Kelly scores with a dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked him back in to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back in to the corner…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is laying in shots to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Kelly Kelly whips Lone Jobber in to the farside…
Rhino:Here she comes…
Mark:Handspring Back Elbow!
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber is dazed… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:She got him off of his feet…
Mark:Kelly Kelly covers Lone Jobber 1………….2………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Kelly Kelly charges in… Monkey Flip! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber held on to the ropes…
Mark:Kelly Kelly’s head bounced off the mat…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly staggers to her feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:She was planted head first in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber now pulls Kelly Kelly up on to her feet… Double underhook… THE HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Kelly Kelly was planted once again in to the mat by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber has a smirk on his face…
Rhino:Lone Jobber knows he is moments away from picking up the victory…
Mark:Lone Jobber walks over to Kelly Kelly… Small Package! 1…………….2………….3……..NO! Lone Jobber kicked out…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly almost stole it…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is back up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That’s the knock out shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Kelly Kelly 1…………….2……….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber retains his EWA Womens Championship here tonight at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:A rivalry is about to come full speed ahead right now as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Choose The Stipulation
Shawn Michaels vs Mr. Anderson
Stipulation Choices: Musical Chairs Match, Falls Count Anywhere & Briefcase on a Pole
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose The Stipulation Match… Introducing first… From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Wieghing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The stipulation chosen for this match up is…. A MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH!
Rhino:Now business surely will pick up with this stipulation…
Mark:Only way to win is to knock your opponent out with a steel chair… Shawn Michaels doesn’t even wait for a bell as he runs right at Mr. Anderson and tackles him right off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Look at him open up…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson rolls over on top of him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls back on top and just lays him more shots…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to escape…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is able to roll out of the ring…
Rhino:He can run…But he cant hide…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is chasing Mr. Anderson around the ring…
Rhino:The chase is on!
Mark:And they are going left too!
Rhino:Its like a nascar race…
Mark:Mr. Anderson rolls back in to the ring… Shawn Michaels follows him back in to the ring and Mr. Anderson lays in boots to Shawn Michaels as he rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at Mr. Anderson lay in the boots…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now pulls Shawn Michaels back up on to his feet and nails him with shots and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is stomping away right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels gets sent hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just flipped out of the corner…
Mark:Mr. Anderson lays Shawn Michaels out with a clothesline!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson goes back to putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is going to the outside of the ring and he is going to be the first one to bring a steel chair in to this match up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson lays the chair out in the center of the ring… Mr. Anderson hooks him up… DDT on to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:I dont think that’s the knockout shot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson doesn’t think so either as he isnt sitting on the chair…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now wedges the chair in between the turnbuckles in the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr.Anderson throws him head first in to the steel chair!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson unwedges the chair… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laid out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now sitting on the chair…
Rhino:The referee is beginning his count…
Mark:3….4…5…
Rhino:Can Shawn Michaels get back up?
Mark:6………..7…… 8… As Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson thought he was down for the count…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now has him up on his shoulders… The Plunge!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laid out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now lays a chair out on Shawn Michaels chest…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Kenton Bomb! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way…
Mark:Mr. Anderson got nothing but steel chair right there…
Rhino:Both men are now getting back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops to the chest of Mr. Anderson and whips him off in to the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is back up…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels as he follows it up with a big right hand…
Rhino:That took him off of his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers to his feet… Shawn Michaels charges and clotheslines Mr. Anderson over the top rope and to the floor goes Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is on fire at the moment…
Mark:Shawn Michaels launches himself over the top rope right down on to Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:The fans are behind Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:What is Shawn Michaels doing now?
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is over here by the announce table…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is laying Mr. Anderson out here on the announce table…
Rhino:He isnt done though…
Mark:Shawn Michaels puts a chair on the chest of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Look Out! FLYING SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a Move!
Mark:The table broke and Mr. Anderson is out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers to his feet and is now opening up the steel chair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is sitting on the chair as the referee begins his count…
Rhino:I think Shawn Michaels has him down for the count right now…
Mark:4…5….6…
Rhino:Still no movement…
Mark:7….8……9… Mr Anderson gets up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels cant believe that…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls Mr. Anderson back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bringing the steel chair in to the ring with him…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is spinning around on his feet… Shawn Michaels throws the chair at Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr Anderson catches the chair…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Mr. Anderson ducks… Shawn Michaels turns around… Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson isnt done…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers up… Mr. Anderson sets him up… MIC CHECK ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is able to open up the chair and is now sitting down…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is going to walk out of November 2 Dismember with the victory…
Mark:3…..4…..5…..6….
Rhino:We are seconds away right now…
Mark:7…………….8…………….9…………..1…NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson cant believe it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson believed he had Shawn Michaels down for the count…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now trying for his next move…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson has the chair in position…
Mark:Mr. Anderson has Shawn Michaels up on his shoulders… THE PLUNGE! NO! DDT!
Rhino:What a counter by Shawn Michaels!
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Mr. Anderson are down…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels drove him right in to the chair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on his feet and now opens up the chair…
Rhino:The referee is making the count…
Mark:3……4…….5……6….
Rhino:Mr. Anderson isnt moving…
Mark:7……….8…………………..9……………….1…NO! Mr. Anderson gets up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has Mr. Anderson lined up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is knocked out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels sits on the chair…
Rhino:The referee is reminding him that he needs to use the chair…
Mark:Mr. Anderson isnt moving at all though…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to setup Mr. Anderson…
Mark:The Steel Chair is underneath the head of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:The Showstopper is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP! MISSED!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels ate nothing but Steel Chair with that elbow drop…
Mark:Mr. Anderson rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is back up on to his feet as well… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laid out with that Mic Check…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now trying position the steel chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now hooking up Shawn Michaels… MIC CHECK! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is blocking…
Mark:Shawn Michaels shoots Mr. Anderson off in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Shawn Michaels throws the chair… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson ducked…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:That could be the knockout shot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson quickly picks up Shawn Michaels… MIC CHECK ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt moving…
Mark:The referee is making his count… 1…………….2………….
Rhino:Can Shawn Michaels get up?
Mark:3…………….4……….5……….6…….7…
Rhino:No movement…
Mark:8……9…..10…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. ANDERSON!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson just beat Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Mr. Anderson with a huge victory here tonight at November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is proving to be a force to be dealt with and one of these days he will be cashing in that Royal Rumble Contract…
Mark:Indeed… But now its time for our next championship match up of the evening..
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Diamond Dallas Page (c) vs ???
Choices: Al Snow, Sting & Triple H
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now lets find out who his opponent will be… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And…. From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STING!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Mark:Well it looks like we are having a triple threat match…
Rhino:First submission or knockout will crown a EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Sting nails Diamond Dallas Page with chops across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying in the chops…
Mark:Sting whips Diamond Dallas Page off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:DDP gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sting charges in at DDP… DDP ducks and back drops Sting over the top rope…
Rhino:Sting hit the floor hard…
Mark:Al Snow now spins DDP around and lays in with right hands…
Rhino:Al Snow is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up DDP… Snap Suplex!
Rhino:Al Snow is now putting the boots to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Al Snow is now pulling DDP back up on to his feet… Al Snow hooks up DDP… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:DDP is dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up DDP… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:DDP driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Al Snow is now hooking up DDP… Boston Crab!
Rhino:DDP is now struggling to get to the ropes…
Mark:Sting is back in the ring…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Sting with a clothesline from behind on Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow didn’t see the clothesline coming…
Mark:Sting with a couple of right hands to Al Snow and now backs her up in the corner…
Rhino:Sting is laying in chops across the chest…
Mark:Sting whips Al Snow in the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Sting…
Mark:Sting charges in… STINGER SPLASH!
Rhino:Al Snow is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chop Lock!
Rhino:That took the legs right out of Al Snow…
Mark:Sting just grabbed DDP and threw him out of the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sting grabs Al Snow by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Al Snow is in pain right now…
Mark:Sting is now hooking up Al Snow… SCORPION DEATH LOCK!
Rhino:Al Snow is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Al Snow is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:There is no place for Al Snow to go…
Mark:He is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:We are moments away from crowning a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Al Snow is crawling…
Rhino:Sting just pulled him back in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Al Snow looks like he wants to tap out…
Rhino:DDP is back in the ring with a chair…
Mark:Steel Chair to the back of the head!
Rhino:That was a hell of a shot by DDP…
Mark:That broke up the Scorpion Death Lock…
Rhino:Sting is now trying to stagger up on to his feet…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:Sting rolled out of the ring after the Diamond Cutter…
Mark:Al Snow is staggering up on to his feet… CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Al Snow is trapped…
Mark:Sting is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sting is moving slowly…
Mark:AL SNOW TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:When the title is on the line Diamond Dallas Page finds away to get the victory…
Mark:Big victory by Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Its the Wolfpac… Syxx and Andrew Starr have jumped DDP from behind…
Rhino:Its a two on one attack on DDP…
Mark:The Wolfpac with a Double Powerbomb laying out the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Sting, Syxx and Andrew Starr just sent a message to Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:We are now heading backstage right now…
McConnell:Tough Break Shawn…
HBK:Get lost…
McConnell:Calm Down Shawn… If you wanna see a real champion work, just watch the Main Event, I will show you how its done.
HBK:We will see about that…
Mark:McConnell is talking trash tonight… As we now send it to the ring for the Main Event…
EWA World Championship Match
William McConnell (c) vs ???
Choices: Gina Carano, Doomsday & Andrew Starr
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Lets find out who you picked to compete….From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DOOMSDAY!
(“The Unnamed feeling” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Mark:Doomsday picked up the vote with 57.9 percent of the vote… While Andrew Starr got 31.6 percent of the vote and Gina Carano ends up with 10.5 percent of the vote…
Rhino:So the question is, does William McConnell have an Answer for Doomsday…
Mark:William McConnell nails Doomsday with right hands… Doomsday with a hard knee to the midsection of William McConnell and now opens up on him with right hands…
Rhino:Doomsday is laying in the shots…
Mark:Doomsday whips William McConnell off in to the farside… Big Boot!
Rhino:William McConnell got knocked through the ropes right there…
Mark:Doomsday is now going to the outside after William McConnell… Doomsday whips William McConnell in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering around…
Mark:Doomsday scoops up William McConnell and drops him head first in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Doomsday is now throwing the EWA World Heavyweight Champion back in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell staggers up on to his feet… Doomsday scoops up William McConnell… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:William McConnell is in trouble…
Mark:Doomsday covers William McConnell 1………………2………….Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday lifts up William McConnell… Press Slam!
Rhino:William McConnell was dropped chest first in to the canvas…
Mark:Doomsday covers William McConnell again 1………………2…………..Kickout once again by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Doomsday is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell staggers up on to his feet in the corner… Doomsday scoops up William McConnell up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! No!
Rhino:William McConnell slides off of his shoulder…
Mark:Doomsday gets shoved off in the corner…
Rhino:Doomsday staggers backwards…
Mark:William McConnell from behind… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Big move by William McConnell on the big man…
Mark:Doomsday was dropped right on his head…William McConnell covers Doomsday 1……………..2…………..3..No! Doomsday kicks out…
Rhino:Doomsday is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Doomsday and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back in to a groove right now…
Mark:William McConnell is now waiting for Doomsday to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is getting up slowly…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell got all of that kick…
Mark:William McConnell covers Doomsday 1……………….2…………3……..NO! Doomsday gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Answer is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell is going to fly… 10.0 FROG SPLASH! NO!
Rhino:Doomsday moved out of the way…
Mark:William McConnell tried to hit the big move and it backfired…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday has him setup…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:We are going to have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Doomsday covers William McConnell 1…………………2…………..3……………NO! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Doomsday is now looking to put William McConnell away right now…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:END OF DAYS! NO! William McConnell rakes the eyes of Doomsday…
Rhino:That’s a way to break the hold…
Mark:Doomsday turns around…DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:Doomsday is out…
Mark:William McConnell covers Doomsday 1……………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell holds on to the strap here at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:He is going to have a tough road ahead of him coming up in December….
(“Feeback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Mark: The question is why the hell is Mr. Anderson out here?
Rhino: I think McConnell is starting to ask himself the same thing as he just saw Anderson at ringside.
Mark: You can see it McConnell’s body lanauge. He just got ready to fight Anderson.
Rhino: Anderson does have that briefcase that gaurantees a world title shot..
Mark: Anderson just slid in the ring and McConnell’s ready. Wait.. Anderson’s opening the briefcase. Do you see that, Rhino?
Rhino: That’s the briefcase full of Triple H’s money!
Mark: Looks like Anderson isn’t ready to cash in as he’s trying to talk to McConnell now.
Rhino: I really can’t figure Anderson out sometimes.
Mark: McConnell and Anderon seem to be coming to and understanding.
Rhino: Are we seeing an alliance being formed here?
Mark: The two are shaking hands and Anderson just raised McConnell’s hand.
Rhino: You gotta wonder what this means for..
Mark: Anderson nails McConnell! He just clocked the World Champ in the head with that briefcase!
Rhino: McConnell is down and Anderson is yelling at the ref.. He’s telling him to ring the bell..?
(Bell Rings)
Rhino: Is this another one of the mind games Anderson played with Shawn Michaels?
Mark: I don’t know, but I think we have a match here. Anderson is stalking McConnell..
Rhino: McConnell’s groggy after being blasted with that briefcase.
Mark: Anderson turns McConnell around and hooks him.. MIC CHECK! Anderson plants the World Champion! Anderson with the cover! 1……….2…………..3……….ITS OVER!
Rhino: The ref just called the Announcer over..
Pa Announcer: The winner of the match.. AND NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. MR. ANDERSON!
Rhino: What?!
Mark: The referee just handed Mr. Anderson the world championship..What the hell are we seeing here?
Rhino: I don’t know.
Mark: Anderson just grabbed the briefcase from the referee and he’s dumping money all over William McConnell.. Wait, is that..?
Rhino: Anderson had the contract under the money!
Mark: We’re out of time! Mr. Anderson is the new world champion! Good night!
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