Thursday Night Chaos 01-13-11
Mark:We are live in Denver, Colorado for Thursday Night Chaos…What a night of action we have in store for everyone tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Oh this should be an interesting night of action…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be Mr. Anderson battling Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to make his mark back here in the EWA and what better way to do it than by taking out the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Speaking of which… We will be crowning a Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as well… When Dexter Fishbourne battles Doomsday…
Rhino:One of those two men will get a shot at the gold at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:The breaking news as we come in to Thursday Night Chaos it will be Triple H fighting Mr. Anderson next Sunday for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:I was shocked when Mr. Anderson accepted…
Mark:So was I… So lets see how things play out… As we get set for our opening contest here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Biggie Mac vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Compton, California… Weighing in at 205 Pounds… BIGGIE MAC!
(“Danger Zone” plays as Biggie Mac enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:Its been ten months since we have seen Troy Joseph…
Mark:He has his legal situation handled and now is ready to get back to fighting… As he now is ready to get going as he locks up with Biggie Mac…
Rhino:You have to wonder what type of ring rust Troy Joseph has…
Mark:Biggie Mac shoots Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Biggie Mac goes right for the cover 1…………..2…………Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Biggie Mac charges in… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:He caught Troy Joseph right in the head with a knee…
Mark:Troy Joseph staggers out of the corner… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Biggie Mac drives him headfirst in to the canvas…
Mark:Biggie Mac covers Troy Joseph 1………………2……. Troy Joseph kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now Biggie Mac is taking it to Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet… Biggie Mac goes behind Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is is blocking it…
Mark:Biggie Mac goes for a German Suplex… Troy Joseph blocks and now goes behind Biggie Mac and nails him with an elbow right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has now gone behind Biggie Mac…
Mark:Reverse DDT! By Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Biggie Mac dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Biggie Mac is now getting back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph is now laying in the right hands…
Rhino:Look at him go…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Biggie Mac in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was slow to start but he is starting to feel it right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Biggie Mac 1………………2…………..Kickout by Biggie Mac…
Rhino:Biggie Mac is getting back up on to his feet slowly….
Mark:Troy Joseph now sets up Biggie Mac up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Biggie Mac to be in right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Biggie Mac blocked…
Mark:Biggie Mac knocks Troy Joseph off the rope…
Rhino:Biggie Mac is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Troy Joseph staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Flying Crossbody! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph ducked underneath…
Mark:Biggie Mac is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is lining him up…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Its been a long time since we have seen that!
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Welcome Back Rampage!
Mark:It was a bit of a struggle… But Troy Joseph returns to the ring and gets the victory… Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Champion Mr. Anderson in action… But its now back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs Gina Carano
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H has been in the news lately Rhino…
Rhino:He issued a challenge right before we came on the air tonight to fight the EWA World Heavyweight Champion next week…
Mark:Mr. Anderson has accepted the challenge and the gold will be on the line… Right now though Triple H locks up with Gina Carano and is powering her back in the corner…
Rhino:He has the power advantage over Gina Carano…
Mark:Triple H with a clean break and Gina Carano just slapped him right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H laughs at that slap…
Mark:Gina Carano comes out of the corner and nails him with a running forearm shot… Gina Carano with one more shot…
Rhino:That shook up Triple H…
Mark:Gina Carano comes off the ropes and nails Triple H with a clothesline…
Rhino:That took The Game off of his feet…
Mark:Triple H gets back up on to his feet and Gina Carano continues to nail him with shots…
Rhino:She is now backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Gina Carano is now driving her shoulder in the midsection of Triple H… Gina Carano with an irish whip and sends Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Gina Carano…
Mark:Running Splash!
Rhino:Triple H is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Bulldog! By Gina Carano…
Rhino:Triple H is in trouble…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Triple H 1……………2………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gina Carano now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Gina Carano ducks her head… Triple H puts on the breaks and kicks her right in the head…
Rhino:Gina Carano is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H with a short arm clothesline!
Rhino:That took Gina Carano right off of her feet…
Mark:Now its Gina Carano is who is slow to get back up… Triple H is now backing her up in to the corner and lays in a couple of knife edge chops across the chest…
Rhino:He is lighting up her chest…
Mark:Triple H with an irish whip sending Gina Carano in to the farside…
Rhino:Gina Carano is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Gina Carano went for a ride there…
Mark:Right now Triple H has taken back control of this match up… As Gina Carano struggles to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Triple H is setting her up…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Gina Carano…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Triple H 1……………………..2……………….3………..NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Gina Carano thought she had him right there…
Mark:Triple H is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Gina Carano is in position…
Mark:CARANO LOCK!
Rhino:I dont think she can lock it in…
Mark:Triple H is blocking with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Gina Carano is spinning around…
Mark:Knee Buster!
Rhino:Now she is dazed…
Mark:Triple H now is able to drill her right in to the mat with the Spinebuster…
Rhino:She was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:It looks as though Triple H is ready to end things right here and now…
Rhino:Gina Carano is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Triple H hooks her up… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1………………2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H gets the victory as he heads in to his big championship match up next week against Mr. Anderson…
Mark:That should be one hell of a match up and later tonight we will find out who will get the World Title Shot at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as Dexter Fishbourne battles Doomsday… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Bowlin’ Down Memory Lane
Lone Jobber vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds..El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everyone Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Mark:We are on the road to the Extreme Bowl at the end of the February and one of the big matches of course is the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber’s match after all…
Mark:Which is why the EWA Executive Committee has decided to throw Lone Jobber in the ring from now until the Extreme Bowl against past winners of the Extreme Bowl and tonight we start with Al Snow…
Rhino:This should be interesting…
Mark:Al Snow is hammering Lone Jobber though right now with right hands…
Rhino:He really is laying the shots…
Mark:Al Snow now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Al Snow now scoops up and slams Lone Jobber right down in to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow is hammering Lone Jobber back in to the corner… Al Snow now stomps away at the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Look at him just stomp away at Lone Jobber…
Mark:Al Snow pulls Lone Jobber out of the corner… Snap Suplex in to a float over cover 1………………..2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow now charges at Lone Jobber… Al Snow clotheslines Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the floor goes Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Al Snow is now going out after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Al Snow whips Lone Jobber right in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:It doesn’t seem like Lone Jobber has recovered from the Triple Threat Match at New Years Evil…
Mark:That was a brutal match… Al Snow rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet and falls back in to the rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is crotched on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber now climbs up the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get himself back in to this match up with a big move…
Mark:SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is the first one back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of right hands and now nails Al Snow with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Al Snow driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Al Snow 1…………………2………………….Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Al Snow… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Al Snow 1………………2…………3……No! Al Snow kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Al Snow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Al Snow in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The Heritage! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:That’s the counter Al Snow needed right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow is hooking up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Al Snow is really laying in the headbutts…
Mark:Lone Jobber is really dazed after those headbutts… DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was planted…
Mark:Al Snow covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2……………3……NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Really close nearfall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks to be out of it…
Rhino:Al Snow is trying to put Lone Jobber away right now…
Mark:Al Snow sets up Lone Jobber… SNOW PLOW! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to escape…
Mark:Al Snow turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………………2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the victory in the first Bowlin’ Down the Memory Lane match up…
Mark:It is now time to see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action…
Non Title Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virigina… Weiging in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree charges right in at Diamond Dallas Page and takes him off of his feet with a headscissors…
Rhino:Nice way to start off the match up by the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page staggers back up… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice move by Alexis Laree…
Mark:That knocked Diamond Dallas Page out of the ring…
Rhino:DDP is a little bit frustrated right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree launches herself over the top rope and right down on to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:I dont think this is the fight that Diamond Dallas Page expected….
Mark:No I dont think it is…
Rhino:Alexis Laree rolls Diamond Dallas Page back in to the ring…
Mark:The former EWA Womens Champion is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Hurricanranna! NO!
Rhino:DDP is blocking…
Mark:POWERBOMB!
Rhino:What a counter and what a powerbomb!
Mark:That just killed all of Alexis Laree’s momentum right there…
Rhino:It sure did…
Mark:Alexis Laree’s head bounced off the mat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:She really looks dazed and confused right about now…
Rhino:Yes she really does…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion lines her up… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is out!
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:DDP gets the victory…
Mark:DDP gets to…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Its Andrew Starr!
Rhino:Andrew Starr just attacked the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Andrew Starr is now setting up Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble…
Mark:LONDON CALLING!
Rhino:DDP is out…
Mark:Andrew Starr wants another crack at Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:I think he just sent a message right there…
Mark:Wait a second…
Rhino:Its William McConnell…
Mark:Andrew Starr turns around… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell just laid out Andrew Starr…
Mark:Why is William McConnell doing this?
Rhino:William McConnell just picked up the EWA Total Impact Championship and smirked…
Mark:I guess William McConnell wants a shot at the EWA Total Impact Champion as well…
Rhino:Now this should get quite interesting…
Mark:Who will be the one to get a chance at Diamond Dallas Page… We shall have to wait and see… But its back to the ring to find out who will be the Number One Contender for the EWA World Championship at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Doomsday vs Dexter Fishbourne
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Championship… .Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 300 Pounds… DEXTER FISHBOURNE!
(“Frontier Psychiatrist” plays as Dexter Fishbourne enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His…
Rhino:Doomsday just attacked Dexter Fishbourne on his way down to the ring…
Mark:This is something Doomsday is known for…
Rhino:Doomsday is a monster…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne just got sent right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Did you see him flip over the steps?
Mark:Doomsday now rolls Dexter Fishbourne back in to the ring…
Rhino:Now the referee can make this match up official…
Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday has him lined up…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne straight in to the mat…
Mark:You know that Doomsday isnt done…
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is trying to get up…
Mark:Doomsday hooks up Dexter Fishbourne… END OF DAYS!
Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is out!
Mark:Doomsday covers Dexter Fishbourne 1……………………2……………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOOMSDAY!
Rhino:Doomsday is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:He will face off against the winner of Triple H and Mr. Anderson at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… Speaking of Mr. Anderson its time to head to the ring for the Main Event…
Non Title Match
Mr. Anderson vs Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… Wieghing in at 243 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“I dont wanna stop” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Josh Stewart?
Mark:I am not sure… I didn’t see him here at all today…
Rhino:Me neither…
Mr Anderson:Where oh where is Josh Stewart? Oh That’s right poor little Stewie is probably off somewhere playing with his little middget and licking his wounds…
Rhino:Josh Stewart was brutally attacked last week when he was making his return to the EWA…
Mr. Anderson:Well, I guess that just proves without a shadow of a doubt that there is no one man enough to take down the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… MIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTEE…
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wait just a second…
Mark:I think Rhino… Business is about to pick up…
Rhino:I think so too…
Mark:Here he comes… Triple H is storming down to the ring…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is ready to fight…
Mark:Triple H slides in to the ring and Mr. Anderson slides out of the ring…
Rhino:I guess Mr. Anderson wants no part of the man who he will face off against next week for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is saying on his terms…
Rhino:Triple H is telling him to bring it on…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is backing away…
Rhino:This should be a show down next Sunday…
Mark:Triple H sees the EWA World Championship in the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is picking up the title…
Mark:Look Out! From behind Mr. Anderson attacks Triple H…
Rhino:As Triple H went after the belt Mr. Anderson went on the attack…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is just stomping Triple H in to the mat…
Rhino:He is just laying the boots…
Mark:The fans are trying to get behind Triple H right now…
Rhino:Listen to the crowd…
Crowd:Trip-le-H…Trip-le-H…Trip-le-H!
Mark:Mr. Anderson just screamed at the crowd to shut up…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson sets up Triple H… MIC CHECK! NO!
Rhino:Triple H is firing back…
Mark:Triple H is laying in the right hands right now…
Rhino:He is just laying them in to Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Mr. Anderson escapes…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson slides out of the ring…
Mark:Mr. Anderson seems to have had enough…
Rhino:Triple H was so close to hitting the Pedigree…
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Triple H will be on a Collision Course Next Sunday!
Rhino:I cant wait!
Mark:We will see you then… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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