Summertime Blowout 2011
Mark:The Road to the EWA’s Biggest Show of the Year goes through Miami, Florida here at Summertime Blowout… I am Mark… That is Rhino… What a night of action we have lined up for everyone…
Rhino:Oh I cant wait for tonights action Mark…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be CM Punk defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Triple H…
Rhino:That’s gonna be good…
Mark:They will battle inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:They have been in a feud for the last couple of months and now with everything on the line… Its time to put up or shut up for both men…
Mark:Also tonight its the Finals of the Road to Glory Tournament… The Rock battles Lone Jobber…
Rhino:One of those two men will meet the winner of Triple H and CM Punk for the gold at Glory…
Mark:Its gonna be one of those night and we are gonna start the night off with the EWA Total Impact Championship Match… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Benjamin J. Franklin vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship…Introducing first…The Challenger…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Benjamin J. Franklin enters the arena…)
Mark:This is a rematch from last week’s match up between the two…
Rhino:Alan Matthews had Benjamin J. Franklin last week but now the title is on the line… So things will probably be different…
Mark:Both men lock up in the center of the ring… Alan Matthews with a headlock… Benjamin J. Franklin powers out and shoves Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That took Alan Matthews right off of his feet..
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up… Benjamin J. Franklin nails him with a couple of right hands and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is laying in the shots at Alan Matthews in the corner…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin with knees to the midsection and now whips him in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin charges in… Alan Matthews moves out of the way…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is now staggering backwards…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind Benjamin J. Franklin… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:That was a nice suplex right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now putting the boots to Benjamin J. Franklin…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is back up and gets nailed with hard uppercuts…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is really laying them in…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs Benjamin J. Franklin and he nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:The Challenger right now has control of this match up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like he is looking for some sort of weapon right about now…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs a chair and is bringing it in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like Alan Matthews has some evil plans for that steel chair…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has him lined up…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! No!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin was able to duck the chair shot…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin grabs the chair and nails Alan Matthews right across the back…
Rhino:He nailed him good with that chair shot…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin lays the chair down on to the mat…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet… Benjamin J. Franklin hooks him up… Side Walk Slam! Right down on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:He drove him hard right in to the chair…
Mark:Alan Matthews right now is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin has him lined up…
Mark:FOREFATHER!
Rhino:The chokeslam drove him right down on to the steel chair…
Mark:Alan Matthews is in a lot of trouble right now…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is looking for the knockout shot right now…
Rhino:A table is being brought in to the ring…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin has the table setup…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the challenger right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:You know what Benjamin J. Franklin has in mind right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews escapes…
Mark:CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has the Crossface locked in on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:That was one hell of a counter by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion Benjamin J. Franklin is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Can he get there?
Mark:He is trying to…
Rhino:Alan Matthews continues to pull back on the neck…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin reaches for the ropes…
Rhino:Alan Matthews lets the hold go…
Mark:Alan Matthews drags him back in to the middle of the ring…
Rhino:He is locking it in again…
Mark:The crossface is locked in…
Rhino:Can Benjamin J. Franklin make it back to the ropes again?
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls back on the neck… Benjamin J. Franklin Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has just won the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:In this back and forth battle Alan Matthews walks out of here tonight as the new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Is this a sign of things to come tonight?
Mark:We are gonna have to wait and see if Triple H can walk out of here tonight as EWA World Champion when he challenges CM Punk for the title in our Main Event… But its back to the ring for more action…
Chris Hendrix vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… CHRIS HENDRIX!
(“All Along the Watch Tower” plays as Chris Hendrix enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Bell sounds and we are underway… Alexis Laree charges right at Chris Hendrix and nails him with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:She is laying them in…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips him off in to the ropes… Reversal by Chris Hendrix… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught her right in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:Chris Hendrix covers Alexis Laree 1……………..2………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Chris Hendrix with a couple of knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Chris Hendrix whips her off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here he comes…
Mark:Chris Hendrix charges in and Alexis Laree gets her boots up…
Rhino:Chris Hendrix is spinning around…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes out of the corner and nails Chris Hendrix with a Running Headscissors!
Rhino:Nice move…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is starting to pick up the momentum…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now up on the middle rope…
Rhino:Chris Hendrix gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix ducked it…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Chris Hendrix is lining her up…
Mark:A couple of left jabs by Chris Hendrix and he now hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there…
Mark:Chris Hendrix covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2………….3…No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree was able to kick out…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The risk taker is gonna take a chance right now…
Mark:Shooting Star Press! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree rolled out of the way…
Mark:That chance didn’t pay off…
Rhino:No it didn’t…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix was planted…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Chris Hendrix 1…………………2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Nice win for Alexis Laree here tonight…
Mark:It was for Alexis Laree as she gears up for Glory… Its back to the ring for more action…
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… .From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy Joseph and Steve Austin are ready to go at it…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Steve Austin nails Troy Joseph with right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is really laying them in right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph blocks and now starts to nail Steve Austin with right hands…
Rhino:He is now really laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Stone Cold comes off the ropes… Troy Joseph ducks his head… Steve Austin puts the breaks on and kicks Troy Joseph right in the head…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Steve Austin nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes…Elbow Drop!
Rhino:Steve Austin caught him right in the head with the point of the elbow…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Troy Joseph 1……………..2………Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin is nailing him with right hands as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really firing away…
Mark:Steve Austin is now hammering Troy Joseph in the corner with hard kicks to the midsection… Steve Austin pulls him out of the corner and nails him with a Suplex!
Rhino:Look at Steve Austin just hammer away at Troy Joseph…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Troy Joseph 1…………..2…….Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The former EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph is having some trouble right now…
Mark:There have been certain factors that have thrown Troy Joseph off of his game lately…
Rhino:You mean all the blood and the messages…
Mark:That would be it…
Rhino:I would be thrown off too…
Mark:Steve Austin now scoops up Troy Joseph and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Steve Austin is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Elbow Drop! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph sat up…
Mark:Steve Austin now staggers back up… Troy Joseph now nails Steve Austin with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Steve Austin is now spinning around…
Mark:Facebuster!
Rhino:Steve Austin driven face first in to the canvas…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1………………..2…………. Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up Steve Austin… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1…………….2…………Kickout by Steve Austin..
Rhino:Stone Cold is now struggling to get back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up Steve Austin and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Look at Hardcore Theater…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is looking at the screen as well…
Mark:It says Its time for an Impact…
Rhino:What does that mean…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns his attention back to the ring… Swanton Bomb! No!
Rhino:Steve Austin moved out of the way…
Mark:Steve Austin is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin lines him up… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph counters…
Mark:Troy Joseph sends him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Troy Joseph got all of it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1……………..2…………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is yuor winner TROY JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph picks up the victory tonight…
Mark:The message distraction almost cost him though…
Rhino:Very true…
Mark:As Troy Joseph celebrates in the ring we remind you to go to Glo…
Rhino:What The!
Mark:Blood was just dumped on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is covered in blood…
Mark:Wait a minute…
Rhino:Look who is in the ring…
Mark:Its Alan Matthews…
Rhino:What is he…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and gets laid out with the Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now standing over Troy Joseph…
Mark:Was Alan Matthews behind all of those messages?
Rhino:Im not sure… But it looks like it…
Mark:Officials are getting Alan Matthews out of the ring and the officials are helping Troy Joseph as well…
Rhino:They have to clean up a lot of blood…
Mark:The ring crew is quickly changing over the ring mat…
Rhino:They are the best in the business…
Mark:We want to remind you to visit Glory.eWazone.com for all your Glory History… But now its back to the ring for the finals for the Road to Glory Tournament…
Road to Glory Finals
Lone Jobber vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Finals of the Road to Glory Tournament… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and The Rock lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for positin…
Mark:The Rock powers Lone Jobber back in to the ropes… Lone Jobber slapped The Rock right across the face…
Rhino:That just fired up The Rock…
Mark:The Rock charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks and now back drops The Rock over the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges…Baseball Slide!
Rhino:Lone Jobber caught The Rock right in the chest…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs The Rock and rams him head first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around dazed….
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses The Rock right in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:The Peoples Champion is hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls The Rock back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dropkick! No!
Rhino:The Rock moved out of the way…
Mark:The Rock is now putting boots to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:The Rock pulls Lone Jobber back up on to his feet… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:The Rock caught him with that clothesline…
Mark:The Rock covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering up…
Mark:The Rock nails Lone Jobber with right hands… And now sends him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:The Rock drills him in to the mat…
Mark:The Rock covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:The Rock charges in… Lone Jobber gets his boot up…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Lone Jobber drives him in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Rock 1……………2…………Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:This is a back and forth battle…
Mark:The Rock is back up in the corner… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Rock 1………………2………..3…No!
Rhino:The Rock was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock seems dazed…
Mark:Low Card Kick! No!
Rhino:The Rock saw it coming…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Nice counter by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock now covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:These two men are battling right here back and forth…
Rhino:One of these two men are going to the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year Glory…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is eyeing him up…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock got all of that…
Mark:The Rock with the cover 1…………….2…………3…….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Mark:The Rock can not believe it…
Rhino:The Rock is now waiting again for Lone Jobber to get back up…
Mark:You can see that The Rock is frustrated…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out on his feet…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it…
Mark:The Rock spins around… LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:The Rock ducked it…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it again…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that one…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the Main Event of the EWA’s Biggest Show of the Year Glory…
Mark:Now the question is… Who will he face? We send it to the ring for the introductions to our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell Match
CM Punk(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Hell in a Cell Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell as both men are locked inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:This has been brewing for months this showdown for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The winner of this match up will battle Lone Jobber at Glory for the title… Triple H and CM Punk are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are giving each other a bit of trash talk…
Mark:Triple H nails him with a right hand… CM Punk comes back with a right hand…
Rhino:They are slugging it out right now…
Mark:Triple H gets the advantage and backs CM Punk off in to the ropes… Triple H whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Ducked by CM Punk… CM Punk comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Triple H gets back up on to his feet… CM Punk nails him with kicks to the midsection and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is laying in those kicks…
Mark:CM Punk sends Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:Running Clothesline by CM Punk…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:CM Punk drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:CM Punk goes right after Triple H… Anaconda Vise!
Rhino:CM Punk is going right for it…
Mark:CM Punk is trying to make Triple H tap out…
Rhino:This is what he wanted to do from the beginning…
Mark:Triple H Is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:CM Punk is yelling for Triple H to tap out…
Mark:Triple H is able to power his way to the ropes and gets his feet on the bottom rope…
Rhino:The Anaconda Vise now has to be broken…
Mark:CM Punk waits until the count of four to break up the hold…
Rhino:More damage is done that way…
Mark:CM Punk is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhnio:Triple H staggers up in to the corner…
Mark:CM Punk with kicks to Triple H and now pulls him out of the corner and nails him with a snap suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Triple H 1…………2………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting as Triple H gets back up…
Mark:CM Punk lines him up… Roundhouse Kick! No!
Rhino:Triple H duck that kick…
Mark:Triple H nails CM Punk with a knee buster!
Rhino:CM Punk staggers back to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H charges and clotheslines CM Punk over the top rope and to the floor goes CM Punk…
Rhino:Triple H is going right out after CM Punk on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H grabs CM Punk by the head and throws him head first in to the cage wall…
Rhino:CM Punk is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H grabs CM Punk by the head again and now rams him in to the cage wall on the other side of the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is being bounced around the cell…
Mark:Triple H grabs CM Punk and now grinds CM Punk’s head right in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Hes trying to bust open CM Punk…
Mark:Triple H scoops up CM Punk and drives him head first in to the cage wall…
Rhino:CM Punk has been busted open now…
Mark:Triple H rolls CM Punk back in to the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is starting to lose some blood now…
Mark:CM Punk gets back up on to his feet… Triple H grabs CM Punk and nails him with a Short Arm Clothesline! Triple H covers CM Punk 1…………..2……….. Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands and now sends CM Punk off in the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H…
Rhino:He caught him good with that knee…
Mark:Triple H covers CM Punk 1…………….2……………Kickout again by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H spins CM Punk around… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk crawls on top of Triple H 1…………….2…………Kickout by Triple H>..
Rhino:Triple H is now the one who is slow to get back up…
Mark:CM Punk kicks Triple H in the midsection… Double Underhook Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move there by CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk covers Triple H again 1…………….2………….3..No! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:The Game is getting up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:CM Punk with a Running Enziguri Kick! Right to the back of the head of Triple H…
Rhino:CM Punk is now going out on to the ring apron…
Mark;Triple H staggers to his feet… Springboard Clothesline! Connects!
Rhino:CM Punk could have him right here…
Mark:CM Punk covers Triple H 1……………2…………3….No!
Rhino:Triple H was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Triple H staggers up and gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! No!
Rhino:Triple H was able to roll out of the way right there…
Mark:Both men are now staggering up on to their feet…
Rhino:They are giving it their all here in this match up…
Mark:Triple H and CM Punk are now trading shots back and forth right now… Triple H is backing CM Punk up in to the ropes with right hands… Triple H charges… Clothesline! No! CM Punk ducks and back drops Triple H over the top rope and to the floor goes Triple H…
Rhino:What does CM Punk have in mind right now…
Mark:CM Punk dives through the ropes…
Rhino:Both men just went crashing through the cage door…
Mark:That was one hell of a dive by CM Punk…
Rhino:The force was able to push them both through the cage door…
Mark:CM Punk grabs Triple H and tosses him right in to the cage wall…
Rhino:CM Punk just wiped the blood out of his eyes…
Mark:He was really busted open and has lost a lot of blood…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up…
Mark:CM Punk kicks Triple H and nails him right in the back of the head…
Rhino:That could be the knock out shot right there…
Mark:CM Punk is looking up at the top of the cell…
Rhino:CM Punk has a look on his face right now…
Mark:CM Punk is now climbing up the cage wall…
Rhino:Business is surely picking up right about now…
Mark:The crowd is booing CM Punk out of the building…
Rhino:He is taunting them from the top of the cell…
Mark:Triple H sees CM Punk on the top of the cage and is trying to climb up the cage wall…
Rhino:CM Punk wants him up on the top of the cell…
Mark:Triple H gets to the top and CM Punk puts the boots right to the back…
Rhino:CM Punk is really going on the attack right now…
Mark:CM Punk grabs Triple H and just rams his face in to the cage…
Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for Triple H to get back up…
Mark:CM Punk with a running bulldog and Triple H right in to the cage…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is standing tall right now…
Mark:Triple H is struggling right now…
Rhino:CM Punk just told Triple H to suck it…
Mark:CM Punk really has the advantage right now…
Rhino:What is CM Punk going to do right now…
Mark:CM Punk is setting up Triple H…
Rhino:He has him in the double underhook…
Mark:PEDIGREE NO! BACK BODY DROP!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:CM Punk just went through the top of the cell and hit the ring hard…
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Mark:CM Punk is not moving…
Rhino:CM Punk was trying to put Triple H with his own move and it backfired…
Mark:Triple H is now trying to get down from the top of the cell…
Rhino:Triple H just jumped down off the top of the cell…
Mark:Triple H walks over to CM Punk and goes for the cover 1………….2…………..3………..NO!
Rhino:How in the hell did CM Punk just kick out?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:I think Triple H is a little shocked…
Mark:Triple H is now picking up CM Punk… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it now…
Mark:Triple H covers CM Punk 1……………..2……………3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H has done it… Triple H has ended the title reign of CM Punk…
Mark:The King of Kings is now back on his throne…
Rhino:Triple H is heading to Glory to face off against his long time rival Lone Jobber for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:What a night that is going to…
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wait what is going on here?
Mark:That’s Lone Jobber’s music…
Rhno:And that’s Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber has a referee with him…
Rhino:Is Lone Jobber cashing in on one of his title shots…
Mark:I think he is…
Rhino:Triple H can barely stand and here comes Lone Jobber…
Mark:The referee just rang the bell…
Rhino:We have a second World Championship match up right here at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Triple H are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Look at the two of them go right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Triple H… Triple H ducks the clothesline… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:That was one hell of a spinebuster…
Mark:Triple H is giving it everything he has right now…
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber just made a mistake trying to cash in his title shot contract…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is setting him up…
Mark:Here it comes… PEDI…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What the hell?
Mark:We have the lights here in the arena and I believe our cameras have been knocked out as well…
Rhino:Are we even on the air?
Mark:Im not sure if we still are…
Rhino:Can anyone here us?
Mark:The truck says we still have audio right now…So folks we are in the middle of an impromptu World Title Match and we can not see whats going on…
Rhino:Trying to hear whats going on in the ring..
Mark:Whats that… A hand just hit the mat… Two… Three…
Rhino:Wait was that a three count?
Mark:I think it was…
Rhino:That’s what it sounded like…
Mark:Did Triple H just beat Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He was about to hit the pedigree before we lost sight…
Mark:So it seems like Triple H has retained the title…
Rhino:I guess we will now have a rematch at Glory..
Mark:Triple H is leaving Summertime Blowout as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:That is the one thing we know for sure…
Mark:Good Night Ev… Wait… We have gotten a spotlight to work and its on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Wait a second!
Mark:That’s Lone Jobber and he is holding up the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Did Lone Jobber just win the EWA World Title?
Mark:I think he did…
Rhino:So that was the three count…
Mark:Lone Jobber I believe is now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Which means?
Mark:Which means Lone Jobber is heading to Glory as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and will defend against… Lone Jobber??? Good Night Everyone!
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