Sabotage 2011
Mark:We are live in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada for the final leg of the Canadian Invasion Tour… As this is Sabotage!
Rhino:Ohhhh Canada! Baby!
Mark:Tonights Main Event is a huge ladder match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Rhino…
Rhino:Oh yes it is and it should be alot of fun…
Mark:It will be Lone Jobber challenging Alan Matthews for the gold…
Rhino:Lone Jobber won the Extreme Bowl to earn this shot… Can he win back the gold? Or will Alan Matthews continue to reign on top of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Thats the question to be answered… Also tonight is a huge Six Man Tag Team Match…
Rhino:Its the return of DX tonight…
Mark:DX returns to team wth Josh Stewart to take on The British Invasion…
Rhino:The British Invasion has been calling out DX for weeks… Now they get their first crack at DX tonight…
Mark:Should be interesting… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest… Here at Sabotage…
EWA Womens Championship Match
ODB w/Doug Kinsella(c) vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her oppponent… Accompanied to the ring by Doug Kinsella…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… ODB!
(“I’m About to Freak” plays as ODB enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is an interesting situation we are in tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Yes it is…
Mark:Doug Kinsella was injured last week as you can see by his arm in a sling and now ODB has to defend the EWA Womens Championship for him…
Rhino:A female defending a womens championship for a man… That’s just unusual…
Mark:That’s what makes the EWA… The EWA… As right now ODB and Alexis Laree are locked up in the center of the ring… ODB is now backing Alexis Laree in to the corner… ODB goes for a knife edge chop… Alexis Laree ducks and now puts ODB in the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just lit her chest up with that knife edge chop…
Mark:A couple of more chops by Alexis Laree as she lays them in to ODB…
Rhino:She is really laying in the chops…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips ODB off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:ODB is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree nails her with a dropkick and goes for the cover 1………………..2……………Kickout by ODB…
Rhino:ODB is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a couple of forearm shots to ODB and now hooks her up and connects with a snap suplex… Alexis Laree goes for another cover 1…………….2…………..Kickout by ODB…
Rhino:Right now Alexis Laree is taking it to ODB…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes behind ODB…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to take her off of her feet…
Mark:ODB with shots to the head of Alexis Laree… ODB now goes behind Alexis Laree… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice move by Alexis Laree…
Mark:ODB now gets on top of Alexis Laree and just lays in to her with right hands…
Rhino:She is really laying in to Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet… ODB hooks up Alexis Laree.. Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Alexis Laree driven face first right in to the canvas…
Mark:ODB covers Alexis Laree 1…………………….2……………3….No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:ODB is pulling Alexis Laree back up on to her feet…
Mark:ODB scoops up Alexis Laree and has her tied up in the tree of woe…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Alexis Laree to be in right now…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide right to the head of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble..
Mark:ODB covers Alexis Laree 1………………….2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree kicked out…
Mark:ODB thought she had her down for the count…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is arguing with the referee…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:ODB is lining her up…
Mark:ODB hooks her up… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:ODB could have her right here and now…
Mark:ODB covers Alexis Laree 1…………………..2…………….3……..NO! Alexis Laree kicks out again…
Rhino:I think Alexis Laree is starting to frustrate ODB right now…
Mark:ODB is dragging Alexis Laree in to the corner…
Rhino:ODB has her lined up…
Mark:Bronco Buster! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree moved out of the way…
Mark:ODB got nothing but turnbuckle right there…
Rhino:ODB is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Big time kick right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers ODB 1…………………2……………..3……………NO! ODB gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for ODB to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to put her away…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in… Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:That took her right off of her feet…
Mark:ODB staggers up in to the corner… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:ODB is really in trouble now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is looking to put ODB away right now…
Rhino:ODB is slowly getting back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree is hooking her up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is on the apron…
Mark:Alexis Laree shoves ODB aside…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is going after Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella just threw something towards ODB…
Rhino:ODB just picked up the brass knuckles…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around… Big Right Hand! With the Brass Knuckles!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is knocked out…
Mark:The referee didn’t see it at all… ODB covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2……………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ODB!
Rhino:ODB just retained Doug Kinsella’s EWA Womens Championship..
Mark:Now does this make ODB the Womens Champion?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:You know Alexis Laree is going to want to get her hands on Doug Kinsella and ODB really soon… Still to come tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is going to be on the line when Alan Matthews defends against Lone Jobber in our Main Event… But it is now time for our second title match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:DDP and Troy Joseph are trying to feel each other out right now…
Mark:They have been in the ring with each other before so they know each other pretty well… DDP with a couple of right hands to Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is coming back with right hands of his own…
Mark:DDP and Troy Joseph are just slugging it out right now… Troy Joseph whips DDP in to the ropes… DDP comes off the ropes… Troy Joseph drops his head… DDP puts the breaks on…
Rhino:DDP just kicked Troy Joseph right in the head…
Mark:Troy Joseph is spinning around… DDP charges with a clothesline and sends Troy Joseph over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now going out after Troy Joseph on the outside of the ring…
Mark:DDP grabs Troy Joseph by the head and he rams her head right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:DDP isnt done…
Mark:DDP rams Troy Joseph’s head right in to the steps again…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is dazed…
Mark:DDP now whips Troy Joseph in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around…
Mark:DDP charges and lays in to Troy Joseph with a clothesline…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is bringing it right now…
Mark:DDP is now looking around ringside for something…
Rhino:What is he looking for?
Mark:DDP picks up a steel chair…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP nails Troy Joseph across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:DDP is now rolling Troy Joseph back in to the ring…
Mark:DDP is now laying the chair in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP scoops up Troy Joseph and slams him right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:You could see the pain on the face of Troy Joseph and he went down right on to the steel chair…
Mark:DDP is now hooking up Troy Joseph… Camel Clutch!
Rhino:This is a bad position for Troy Joseph to be in right now…
Mark:The Challenger is trying to crawl his way to the ropes…
Rhino:You can see he is in a lot of pain…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to find his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting close…
Mark:DDP continues to pull on Troy Joseph’s neck…
Rhino:Can he get him to tap out?
Mark:Troy Joseph gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to get his foot on the bottom rope…
Mark:DDP has Troy Joseph right where he wants him…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in control…
Mark:DDP is now opening up the steel chair…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Troy Joseph…
Mark:Side Walk Slam! Right in to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:DDP is in complete control right now…
Mark:DDP is now setting up Troy Joseph… Boston Crab!
Rhino:This could be it right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is fading away…
Rhino:DDP is really sitting down on the back of the challenger…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Im not sure if Troy Joseph can make it…
Mark:DDP is really sitting on his back right now…
Rhino:Troy Joseph hasnt move…
Mark:The referee is asking if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is shaking his head no…
Mark:Troy Joseph reaches out and is able to get to the ropes at the last second…
Rhino:The hold must now be broken…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is waiting for him…
Mark:DDP is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:DDP is lining him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… DDP swings… Troy Joseph ducks…
Rhino:Troy Joseph now grabs the chair…
Mark:DDP turns around… Chair Shot!
Rhino:Big time chair shot right there…
Mark:DDP is now the one struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is laying out the chair…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks up DDP… DDT! Right on the steel chair…
Rhino:Big DDT…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:DDP is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has the table setup…
Mark:DDP is now getting up…
Rhino:What is Troy Joseph going to do right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is laying DDP out on the table…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope..
Mark:It looks like Troy Joseph is going to fly…
Rhino:DDP is in trouble…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Right through the Table!
Rhino:DDP is out…
Mark:The referee is checking on DDP…
Rhino:Can DDP continue?
Mark:The referee says he can continue…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going back out for another table…
Mark:The table has been setup in the corner…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is looking to put the EWA Total Impact Champion away right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up DDP… Running Powerslam! No!
Rhino:DDP escapes…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The referee says he can continue…
Mark:DDP is now picking back up the steel chair…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is slowly staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on his feet… DDP charges… CHAIR SHOT! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph ducks…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:DDP is out!
Mark:The referee is checking on him…
Rhino:I dont think he can continue…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:The Longest Title Reign in the EWA has been broken!
Mark:Troy Joseph has just dethroned DDP as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:What a match up that was…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now on top of the EWA Total Impact Tile Division… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Six Man Tag Team Match
Triple H, Shawn Michaels & Josh Stewart vs The British Revolution
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Six Man Tag Team Match… Introducing first…Weighing in at a combined weight of 725 Pounds… The Team of ANDREW STARR…DESMOND WOLFE AND DOUGLAS WILLIAMS… THE BRITISH REVOLUTION!
(“The Pretender” plays as The British Revolution enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partners… Weighing in at a combined weight of 487 Pounds… The Team of the Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and The Game TRIPLE H… DEGENERATION X!
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena…)
Mark:It going to be Josh Stewart and Doug Williams Starting things out for their respective teams… Josh Stewart nails Doug Williams with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Doug Williams is coming back with a couple of shots…
Mark:Doug Williams with a couple of uppercuts and it takes Josh Stewart right off of his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting right back up…
Mark:Doug Williams hooks up Josh Stewart and slams him down to the canvas… Doug Williams comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop! Right down in to the chest of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Nice elbow drop right there…
Mark:Doug Williams goes for a quick cover 1…………….2…………Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Doug Williams just tagged in Desmond Wolfe…
Mark:Wolfe and Williams hook up Josh Stewart… Double Suplex! By Williams and Wolfe… Desmond Wolfe goes for the cover 1……………….2………..Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Desmond Wolfe goes behind Josh Stewart… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:Desmond Wolfe covers Josh Stewart again 1……………….2……………Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Desmond Wolfe is now tagging in Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Desmond Wolfe and Andrew Starr have something planned now…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets sent for the ride by Desmond Wolfe and Andrew Starr… Double Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Josh Stewart ducks…
Mark:Josh Stewart comes off the ropes and nails them with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Josh Stewart now needs to make a tag…
Mark:Josh Stewart crawls and tags in Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Here comes the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Andrew Starr charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline and now lays in the chops to Andrew Starr…
Rhino:He is lighting up his chest…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up Andrew Starr… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Andrew Starr is spinning around…
Mark:Big right hand by Shawn Michaels taking Andrew Starr off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Andrew Starr is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to fly…
Mark:Doug Williams is distracting Shawn Michaels… Andrew Starr runs in to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just crotched on the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now in a bad position…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now tagging in Doug Williams…
Mark:Doug Williams is now hooking up Shawn Michaels on the top rope… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now in trouble…
Mark:Doug Williams covers Shawn Michaels 1………………..2……………3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels needs to make a tag…
Mark:Andrew Starr gets tagged back in…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Andrew Starr hooks up Shawn Michaels… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Andrew Starr covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2………….3……….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels really needs a tag right now…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is dragging Shawn Michaels back in to the corner..
Mark:Desmond Wolfe is now lining up Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Showstopper is staggering to his feet…
Mark:JAWBREAKER LARIAT! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels ducked…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tags in Triple H…
Rhino:Here comes The Game…
Mark:Triple H is opening up on Desmond Wolfe and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Triple H sends Desmond Wolfe off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:Doug Williams is in the ring…
Mark:Knee Buster! By Triple H…
Rhino:Doug Williams is spinning around…
Mark:Josh Stewart comes in the ring and takes Doug Williams over the top rope and both men go to the floor…
Rhino:Desmond Wolfe is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is lining up Desmond Wolfe… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Desmond Wolfe was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers Desmond Wolfe 1………………….2……………..3…….NO! Andrew Starr comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Triple H thought he had him down for the count…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Desmond Wolfe to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Desmond Wolfe…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO!
Rhino:Andrew Starr just attacked Triple H from behind…
Mark:Andrew Starr stopped that Pedigree from happening…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now putting the boots to Triple H…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now in the ring…Shawn Michaels takes Andrew Starr and both men go over the top rope…
Rhino:Both Desmond Wolfe and Triple H are slowly getting back up…
Mark:Desmond Wolfe charges… Running Lariat! NO! Triple H ducks.. PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Desmond Wolfe 1…………………2…………..3……….NO! Doug Williams breaks it up…
Rhino:That was a really last second break up…
Mark:Doug Williams just tagged himself in now…
Rhino:Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Mark:CHAOS THEORY!
Rhino:Triple H is out…
Mark:Doug Williams with the cover 1…………………..2…………….3…………NO! Shawn Michaels breaks it up…
Rhino:Close near falls back and forth right now…
Mark:Andrew Starr just pulled Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:The two of them are trading shots right now…
Mark:Doug Williams is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think he is going for Chaos Theory again…
Mark:CHAOS THEORY!
Rhino:Tag!
Mark:Josh Stewart tags himself in… Doug Williams goes for Chaos Theory… Josh Stewart nails him with ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Big kick right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Doug Williams 1……………..2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JOSH STEWART and DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:Josh Stewart and DX win this six man tag team war…
Mark:That was one hell of a back and forth battle by both sides…
Rhino:DX and Josh Stewart come out on top…
Mark:Well yes they did… And it is now time for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
Alan Matthews(c) vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Ladder Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first…The Challenger.. From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds..El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion.. ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Alan Matthews are both looking up at the EWA World Championship hanging above the ring…
Mark:Both men want to walk out of Sabotage as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Alan Matthews goes behind Lone Jobber and takes him off of his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now on top of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Alan Matthews nails him with a couple of shots to the back of the head and now drops an elbow right in to the back of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is picking him back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Lone Jobber… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like he is going right for the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:As Alan Matthews is going after the ladder… Lone Jobber just drove through the ropes and connected with Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Alan Matthews and rams him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now picking up the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now setting up the ladder between the ring and the guard rail…
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber going to do here?
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Alan Matthews and nails him with a suplex right on to the ladder…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in a bad position right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber going to do now?
Mark:Lone Jobber with a Big Splash! Right down on to Alan Matthews who was laid across the ladder…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now pushing the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to go after the EWA World Title belt hanging above the ring…
Mark:The ladder is opened and he is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting his climb…
Mark:Alan Matthews is slowly trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting closer to the belt…
Mark:Alan Matthews is rolling back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just touched the belt…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches up… Alan Matthews shoves the ladder over and Lone Jobber goes crashing hard in to the canvas…
Rhino:That had to hurt Lone Jobber as he hit the mat hard…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now closing up the ladder and has it in his hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Hard ladder shot right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is bent over and now Alan Matthews slams the ladder right across the back of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The challenger is hurting…
Mark:Alan Matthews with the ladder and he nails Lone Jobber right in the face and it knocked him right out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now is setting up the ladder…
Rhino:He is looking to begin his climb…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now climbing up the ladder and wants to bring down his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting close to the belt…
Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs the belt…
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls down the leg of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews hit his head on the rung of the ladder and is a bit dazed…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just stopped him…
Mark:Lone Jobber is nailing Alan Matthews with right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to figure out his next move right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… THE HERITAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is the first one up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind Lone Jobber… German Suplex!
Rhino:The Challenger dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has him lined up…
Mark:DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is beginning his climb up to get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling towards the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling up the ladder…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting close to the EWA World Title…
Mark:Lone Jobber stops him from reaching up…
Rhino:Both men are at the top of the ladder..
Mark:They are both now trading shots back and forth… Lone Jobber with a big right hand…
Rhino:That knocked Alan Matthews down a rung or two…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now reaching up for the gold…
Rhino:Alan Matthews with a big shot to the gut…
Mark:Both of these men want to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Alan Matthews moves up a couple of rungs…
Mark:Alan Matthews rams Lone Jobber’s head right on the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Oh No… This isnt going to be good…
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! WAIT! LONE JOBBER GRABS THE BELT! DEADLY DRIVER OFF THE LADDER!
Rhino:The belt is in Lone Jobber’s hand…
Mark:Alan Matthews didn’t notice…
Rhino:He does know…
Mark:The Bell Sounds… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just won the EWA World Heavyweight Title…
Mark:He doesn’t look much like a champion though…
Rhino:But he was able to hold on to the belt on the way down…
Mark:That has to be one of the most shocking endings in the history of the EWA…
Rhino:Alan Matthews cant believe it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is the New Champion… Good Night Everyone!
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