Friday Night Frenzy 05-20-11
Mark:We are live in Phoenix, Arizona for Friday Night Frenzy and what a line up we have for everyone tonight…
Rhino:Oh boy… What a Main Event we have…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be for the EWA Total Impact Championship when Troy “The Rampage” Joseph faces off against Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Last week the Texas Rattlesnake beat Troy Joseph… Can he do it two weeks ago?
Mark:That is the question…
Rhino:Troy Joseph will want to prove that he is the better man… We will see if he can…
Mark:Also tonight there is alot at stake in regards to the Royal Rumble when Goldberg, Doomsday and Lone Jobber face off…
Rhino:The winner is Number Thirty… The one who takes the pinfall will have to start Number One…
Mark:So there is alot up for grabs… And alot to be settled… So lets get to the ring for tonights opening contest…
“Shooter” Dave McGavin vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Fort Lee, New Jersey… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… Shooter DAVE McGAVIN!
(“Califonia Dreaming” plays in the arena…)
Mark:We are scheduled to see the debut of Dave McGavin here tonight…
Rhino:Well we heard his comments earlier this week… So I am not sure if he is going to even come out here tonight…
Mark:EWA Reporter Kent Richardson is backstage right now trying to chase down Dave McGavin…I think our cameras are back there… Kent can you hear me?
Kent:Yes I can… Im trying to catch up with Dave McGavin…
Rhino:Kent better be quick…
Kent:Dave… Dave… Can I get a word with you?
McGavin:The only comment I have to make is, I am going to make my official debut at May-Hem. I am not going to fight a house maid. I want real competition, which is why my open challenge stands for May-Hem.
Kent:But Dave…
(Dave McGavin shuts the door and drives off)
Kent:Well Guys… You heard it…Back to you…
Rhino:Well I guess Mr. McGavin doesn’t want to play by the Inter-Gender Rules that have been setup by the EWA…
Mark:I guess not… As right now…
Kent:Guys… Can you hear me?
Mark:Yes we can…
Kent:Im here in the parking lot and I just saw a limo pull up and on the front it said EWA 1…
Rhino:Whose inside?
Kent:I dont know… The doors havent opened yet…
Mark:I would assume that would be the limo for EWA Executive Committee Member WT Riker…
Rhino:That makes sense… But since when does he get a limo… I have been here 12 years and I have never once gotten a limo…
Mark:I guess you just need to know people in high places…
Rhino:I guess so…
Mark:Hopefully we will find out more as the EWA Executive Committee has a big announcement to make here tonight… As hopefully we now send it to the ring for our first real contest of the evening…
Benjamin J. Franklin vs Mason Ryan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Benjamin J. Franklin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cardiff, Wales… Weighing in at 272 Pounds… MASON RYAN!
(Mason Ryan’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Both men stare down one another… Mason Ryan nails Benjamin J. Franklin with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Mason Ryan sends Benjamin J. Franklin off in to the ropes… Benjamin J. Franklin comes off the ropes… Big clothesline by Mason Ryan…
Rhino:That clothesline dazed Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:Mason Ryan comes off the ropes and takes him off of his feet this time with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is slow to get back up…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin staggers back up in to the corner… Mason Ryan with a couple of elbows right to the side of the head of Benjamin J. Franklin in the corner…
Rhino:Mason Ryan is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Mason Ryan whips Benjamin J. Franklin off in to the farside…
Rhino:Here he comes…
Mark:Mason Ryan Charges… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin moved out of the way and Mason Ryan ate turnbuckle…
Mark:Mason Ryan staggers around… Benjamin J. Franklin with a kick to the midsection… Gutwrench Suplex!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:Mason Ryan is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Benjamin J. Franklin whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Benjamin J. Franklin covers Mason Ryan 1…………….2…………Kickout by Mason Ryan…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is taking back control of this match up right now…
Mark:Mason Ryan is trying to get back up… Benjamin J. Franklin hooks him up… Forefather!
Rhino:Mason Ryan was just drilled right in to the mat with a big chokeslam…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Mason Ryan 1……………………2………….3…..No! Kickout by Mason Ryan…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is now waiting for Mason Ryan to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mason Ryan is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner… Benjamin J. Franklin pulls Mason Ryan out of the corner… Benjamin J. Franklin hooks him up… Suplex! No! Blocked!
Rhino:Mason Ryan is blocking the suplex…
Mark:Mason Ryan now hooks up Benjamin J. Franklin and countered with a suplex of his own…
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mason Ryan is back up as well…
Mark:Mason Ryan whips Benjamin J. Franklin off in to the ropes… BIG BOOT! NO!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin was able to duck underneath the boot…
Mark:Mason Ryan turns around…ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin just planted Mason Ryan…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Mason Ryan 1…………….2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin with another impressive victory here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:Still to come tonight in our Main Event the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Troy “The Rampage” Joseph defends the title against Stone Cold Steve Austin… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
CM Punk vs Kevin Lloyd
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Phoenix, Arizona… Weighing in at 228 Pounds… KEVIN LLOYD!
(Kevin Lloyd’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…Accompained by Ric Flair… CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… CM Punk locks up with Kevin Lloyd in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:CM Punk backs Kevin Lloyd up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee steps in and asks for a clean break…
Mark:The break was given and then CM Punk lays in a couple of hard shots right to the head of Kevin Lloyd… CM Punk now whips Kevin Lloyd off in to the ropes… Kevin Lloyd ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Right in to a cover 1……………….2…………..Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk turns around and walks right in to a dropkick from Kevin Lloyd…
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Kevin Lloyd goes right for the cover 1……………2…………Kickout again by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is backing off and backing up in to the corner…
Mark:CM Punk is telling the referee to back Kevin Lloyd up…
Rhino:CM Punk is consulting with Ric Flair…
Mark:CM Punk comes charging out of the corner… Kevin Lloyd ducks the clothesline… Backslide! 1………………..2……………..Kickout again by CM Punk…
Rhino:Kevin Lloyd is one step ahead of CM Punk…
Mark:Kevin Lloyd whips CM Punk in to the ropes… Hiptoss!
Rhino:CM Punk gets right back up…
Mark:Kevin Lloyd scoops up CM Punk… CM Punk slides off the shoulder of Kevin Lloyd and sends him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Kevin Lloyd is staggering backwards…
Mark:CM Punk hooks up Kevin Lloyd… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Kevin Lloyd was dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:CM Punk is now dragging Kevin Lloyd to to the corner…
Rhino:He is choking the life out of Kevin Lloyd in the corner with his boot…
Mark:CM Punk is the center of attention right now as many expect him to get the next shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at May-Hem…
Rhino:Well he did beat the World Champion last week…
Mark:CM Punk has declined that chance and doesnt want to fight him at May-Hem…
Rhino:I wonder if that has something to do with the EWA Executive Committee’s big announcement…
Mark:It might… As CM Punk right now hooks up Kevin Lloyd and drops him with a front face suplex right in to the mat…
Rhino:CM Punk is now heading out on to the ring apron…
Mark:Kevin Lloyd is staggering back up on to his feet… Springboard Clothesline! By CM Punk…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Kevin Lloyd 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Kevin Lloyd…
Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for Kevin Lloyd to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk backs Kevin Lloyd up in to the corner…
Rhino:Big hard kicks by CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk with a staggering kick right to the side of the head of Kevin Lloyd in the corner…
Rhino:He really nailed him good…
Mark:CM Punk whips Kevin Lloyd in to the farside… Running Knee!
Rhino:Big knee right there…
Mark:Kevin Lloyd staggers ot… Running Bulldog! No!
Rhino:Kevin Lloyd shoved CM Punk off…
Mark:CM Punk now comes off the ropes… Dropkick! By Kevin Lloyd…
Rhino:Kevin Lloyd nailed him good…
Mark:CM Punk staggers back up… Kevin Lloyd with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Back Body Drop…
Rhino:CM Punk got out of that powerbomb attempt…
Mark:Kevin Lloyd gets back up on to his feet… CM Punk with a kick right to the side of the head…
Rhino:That was a hard kick…
Mark:CM Punk gets Kevin Lloyd up on his shoulders… GTS!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:CM Punk covers Kevin Lloyd 1………………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM Punk!
Rhino:A Strong victory by CM Punk here tonight…
Mark:CM Punk is proving that he deserves a title shot.. But the question is when… As we are now going to see the EWA World Champion in action…
Non Title Match
Alan Matthews vs Clayton Thomas
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… CLAYTON THOMAS!
(“Destroyer” plays as Clayton Thomas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Alan Matthews nails Clayton Thomas with a couple of hard uppercuts to start this match up off…
Rhino:He started to rock him with those shots…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of right hands and the EWA World Champion sends Clayton Thomas off in to the ropes… Clayton Thomas with a reversal and Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clayton Thomas scoops up Alan Matthews and slams him straight down to the canvas… Clayton Thomas comes off the ropes and drops a Big Splash right down on to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Nice combination of moves right there…
Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2……………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clayton Thomas now hooks up Alan Matthews… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is coming out early and is taking it right to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clayton Thomas now whips Alan Matthews in to the corner…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is looking to open up on him…
Mark:Elbows right to the side of the head of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is really laying in to him right now…
Mark:Clayton Thomas pulls Alan Matthews out of the corner…Clayton Thomas hooks him up… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Hard backbreaker right there…
Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2…………3…No! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is trying to open up the eyes of the EWA Executive Committee…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is lining him up…
Mark:Superkick! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews ducked the kick…
Mark:Neckbreaker! By Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Clayton Thomas now gets back on to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks up Clayton Thomas… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………….2…………………Kickout by Clayton Thomas…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is now staggering back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews now goes behind Clayton Thomas German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………….2……………3…No!
Rhino:Clayton Thomas was able to kick out…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is starting to feel it right now…
Rhino:You can see backstage CM Punk is watching on at the monitor…
Mark:Clayton Thomas is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is lining him up…
Mark:Mule Kick! No!
Rhino:Clayton Thomas moved out of the way…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets spun around… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Alan Matthews 1…………………………..2…………3………NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Clayton Thomas now hooks up Alan Matthews… UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!
Rhino:He got all of that…
Mark:Clayton Thomas now covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2…………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is setting him up…
Mark:FINAL LESSON! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is blocking it…
Mark:Clayton Thomas gets knee’d right in to the face by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is now spinning around…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:He got all of that…
Mark:Alan Matthews isnt done…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas now staggers to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Clayton Thomas 1…………………2……………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion gets back on track…
Mark:Nice win tonight for Alan Matthews as he waits to find out who his opponent will be at May-Hem…
Rhino:CM Punk doesn’t want it… So who will it be?
Mark:I am not sure… But we should find out at so…
(“Famous” plays in the arena…)
Mark:Or we will find out right now as that’s the theme song of the EWA which means we are about to see the arrival of EWA Executive Committee member WT Riker to make whatever statement that the committee has come up with…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is sticking around to find out what it is…
Mark:We are waiting for WT Riker right now…
Rhino:Where is he already?
(“Break it Down” plays in the arena as out walks Triple H and Shawn Michaels…)
Rhino:What the hell?
Mark:What are they doing out here?
Rhino:That’s what I wanna know…
Mark:We were expecting the arrival of WT Riker the Executive Committee Representative and we now have Degeneration X…
Rhino:They are suppose to have a contract signing tonight…
HHH:Well I know you all were expecting WT Riker to come out here right now… I mean if you were looking for a good nap… Then you would be a big fan of WT Riker… But since we arent… We decided to come out here right now because Shawn and I wanted to make some sort of an announcement… Isnt that right Shawn?
HBK:That would be correct… Mr. Matthews congrats on your win tonight and we know you are looking forward to your upcoming title defense at May-hem against… Hunter… Who is he fighting again?
HHH:Shawn… He isnt fighting anyone…
HBK:What?
HHH:I know I am shocked about that too… Which kind of brings us to this point… Shawn and I were in meetings all day long with the EWA Executive Committee… We couldn’t see their faces as they werent in the room and their voices were muffled… But we were in meetings all day long with them and we met with WT Riker as well… As you see last week it was announced that the British Revolution were having Visa issues and well… We have found out today that our match up at May-Hem is now off as the British Revolution wont be around for a while because of their visa issues… So Shawn and I are now out of a match… And we know you are out of a match… Because CM Punk doesn’t want a title shot at May-Hem… So that leaves you open Alan… Which means… Well… The three of us dont have anything to do at May-Hem…
HBK:And that does leave the EWA in quite a pickle… Since its Pay Per View… You do need a big match for May-Hem and now that two of your big matches are out the window… Something needs to be done about it…
HHH:Which is where Shawn and I come in… So you see Alan…We spoke to WT Riker and well… You know what… Shawn.. Go get Mr. Riker…
(Shawn Michaels leaves the ring to get WT Riker)
HHH:Now while Shawn gets WT Riker… Alan… I know you are a fighting champion…And you know you are scheduled to fight at May-Hem…
Rhino:Here comes Shawn… With WT Riker…
Mark:WT Riker is tied up and gaged…
HHH:And now with WT Riker here… After a long talk… He saw things our way… And our way… Is for DX to challenge Alan Matthews for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at May-Hem…
Rhino:Wait? What did he just say?
Mark:He just said DX to challenge for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at May-Hem…
HHH:Isnt that right… Riker…
(WT Riker shakes his head yes)
HHH:Now we are stand up guys… And Shawn and I both wont be fighting you… Just one of us…And we are going to do this the fair way… Rock Paper Scissors… Ready Shawn?
HBK:Ready!
HHH:Rock Paper Scissors… Shoot!
Mark:Shawn threw paper… Hunter threw scissors… Looks like Hunter is going to face off against Alan Matthews…
HHH:So its official… Isnt that right Mr. Riker…
(WT Riker shakes his head yes)
HHH:Alan, it will be a pleasure to face you at May-Hem…
Rhino:We have a stare down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Alan Matthews holds up the World Title right in the face of Triple H…
Rhino:I think this could be a really good match…
Mark:Who will walk out Champion? We shall find out at May-Hem…
(May-Hem Commercial)
30 Enter
One Leaves
The Royal Rumble Returns
MAY-HEM 2011
(May-Hem Commercial Ends)
Rumble Preview Match
Lone Jobber vs Goldberg vs Doomsday
*The Winner of the Match is Number 30, the man who takes the pinfall is Number One in the Royal Rumble*
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Royal Rumble Preview Match… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds.. DOOMSDAY!
(“Bullet for my Valentine” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:The winner of this match up will have a huge advantage in to the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes right after Goldberg and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Hes really giving it to Goldberg at the moment…
Mark:Goldberg is firing back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:They are just hammering back and forth right now…
Mark:Look Out! Double Clothesline by Doomsday…
Rhino:Goldberg and Lone Jobber were too busy nailing each other with shots and they forgot about Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsday now grabs Lone Jobber and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:Goldberg is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday grabs Goldberg and throws him in to the corner…
Rhino:Doomsday is opening up on Goldberg in the corner…
Mark:Big elbows right to the side of the head of Goldberg by Doomsday…
Rhino:He is really nailing him right in the side of the head…
Mark:Doomsday now takes his boot and chokes Goldberg in the corner…
Rhino:Goldberg is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Doomsday hooks up Goldberg… Double Arm Chokeslam!
Rhino:Goldberg was driven hard in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers Goldberg 1………………2……….Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday nails him with a Big Boot!
Rhino:That big boot knocked him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back in the ring…
Rhino:Doomsday doesn’t see him…
Mark:Doomsday turns around… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:He got all of that kick right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Doomsday 1…………….2……………Kickout by Doomsday…
Rhino:So much at stake… As earning the number thirty spot in the Royal Rumble is huge…
Mark:It gives you such a big advantage…
Rhino:I would hate to be the one who takes the pinfall as you start out number one…
Mark:The worst spot to have in a Royal Rumble…
Rhino:It really is…
Mark:Doomsday has staggered back up on to the corner… Lone Jobber hooks him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Doomsday was planted with that DDT…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Doomsday 1……………………2…………..3…No! Doomsday gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Goldberg is trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Goldberg has gotten back up…
Mark:Baseball Slide! By Lone Jobber nailing Goldberg right in the face…
Rhino:Goldberg didn’t see that coming…
Mark:Lone Jobber now is waiting for Doomsday to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Doomsday 1……………………2……………….3….. NO!
Rhino:Goldberg pulled Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Mark:That was one way to break up the pinfall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Goldberg are now fighting on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg with an irish whip and Lone Jobber goes crashing in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed…
Mark:Big Clothesline by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is now going back in to the ring…
Mark:Goldberg is now waiting for Doomsday to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is back up…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Doomsday was taken right off of his feet with that Spear…
Mark:Goldberg is now calling for the end right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg hooks up Doomsday…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back in the ring…
Mark:JACKHAMMER! NO! LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Goldberg 1……………………2…………………3…………….NO!
Rhino:Goldberg found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now ready to end it…
Mark:Goldberg is back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Doomsday stopped him…
Mark:Doomsday spins Lone Jobber around… Spinning Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Lone Jobber drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber’s momentum took him out of the ring…
Rhino:Doomsday turns around…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Goldberg was able to recover in time and nails Doomsday with the Spear…
Mark:Doomsday staggers up…
Rhino:Goldberg has him setup…
Mark:JACKHAMMER!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:Goldberg with the cover 1……………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GOLDBERG!
Rhino:Goldberg is now the Number Thirty Entrant in the Royal Rumble…
Mark:This also means that Doomsday will start off the Royal Rumble as the Number One Entrant…
Rhino:Its going to be a really interesting Royal Rumble…
Mark:Thirty will enter… One will leave… With a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Troy Joseph and Steve Austin are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:You can hear the verbal exchange going on between both men…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails Steve Austin with a right hand…
Rhino:Steve Austin comes back with a right hand of his own…
Mark:They are just slugging it out just like they did last week at Wednesday Night Xtreme…
Rhino:And they arent wasting any time…
Mark:Troy Joseph ducks a right hand right away and now nails Steve Austin with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes right after Steve Austin and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Nice clothesline right there…
Mark:Steve Austin gets right back up… Troy Joseph hooks him up… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around…
Mark:Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of the Texas Rattle Snake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now going out after Steve Austin…
Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs Steve Austin and tosses him over the guardrail and in to the crowd…
Rhino:Well business is now picking up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now going in to the crowd to fight with Steve Austin…
Rhino:Stone Cold just threw a chair at Troy Joseph…
Mark:That nailed him right in the head…
Rhino:That bought Stone Cold some time to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin moves fans out of the way…
Rhino:He has something in mind right now…
Mark:Steve Austin scoops up and slams Troy Joseph right down on to the concrete…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Steve Austin lines him up and now drives an elbow right in to the head of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now dragging Troy Joseph towards the back of the arena…
Mark:Steve Austin has Troy Joseph and now sends him right in to the wall…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Steve Austin nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Steve Austin is taking it right to the EWA Total Impact Champion at the moment…
Mark:Stone Cold right now is dragging Troy Joseph by the head back down to ringside…
Rhino:He is ready to do some more damage to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Troy Joseph right in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Steve Austin charges… Troy Joseph ducks and now back drops Stone Cold over the guardrail and back down on to the ringside floor…
Rhino:Troy Joseph saw him coming…
Mark:Troy Joseph now climbs over the guardrail and is going after Steve Austin… Troy Joseph grabs him and nails him face first in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Steve Austin is dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:Troy Joseph planted him with that DDT…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now looking under the ring and is looking for a weapon…
Rhino:What can he find under there?
Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs a singapore cane…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails Steve Austin right across the back with the Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Big shot right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs Steve Austin… Russian Leg Sweep with the Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Troy Joseph has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now headed our way…
Rhino:I think we should move…
Mark:Troy Joseph just picked up a monitor…
Rhino:I cant see!
Mark:Troy Joseph nails Steve Austin right in the face with the monitor!
Rhino:He did… I couldn’t see!
Mark:Look at the action right in front of you…
Rhino:Okay…
Mark:Steve Austin is now being laid out here on our table…
Rhino:What is Troy Joseph doing now?
Mark:Troy Joseph is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is going to take a big chance right now…
Mark:Swanton Bomb Through The Table!
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Mark:What a move by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:The refereee is checking on Steve Austin at the moment…
Mark:Can he continue?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:Troy Joseph doesn’t think so…
Rhino:But what does the referee say?
Mark:The referee says he can continue…
Rhino:I guess he was showing some signs of life…
Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs Steve Austin and sends him in to the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now sliding a table in to the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin really looks out of it…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up.. Suplex! No! Steve Austin blocks with a knee to the midsection and now hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in to him right now…
Mark:Steve Austin with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:Stone Cold hit it…
Mark:Both men are down though after the Stunner…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph…
Mark:The referee says he can continue…
Rhino:Both men are slow to get back up…
Mark:Steve Austin and Troy Joseph are now trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:They are going at it back and forth once again…
Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs Steve Austin and sends him in to the ropes… Steve Austin with a reversal… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:He is now laying in the right hands to Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph now staggers back up on to his feet… Steve Austin hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:Nice move…
Mark:Steve Austin now rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is bringing a chair in to the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin has him lined up…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Big time chair shot right there…
Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:That was a pretty brutal shot…
Mark:Steve Austin isnt done…
Rhino:What is he doing right now…
Mark:Steve Austin is laying in multiple chair shots right across the back of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He is really laying the shots in…
Mark:Troy Joseph is hurting…
Rhino:The referee is checking on him…
Mark:Steve Austin wants his hand raised…
Rhino:The referee says Troy Joseph is showing movement and can continue…
Mark:I am very surprised that he can continue…
Rhino:Im shocked…
Mark:Steve Austin is now setting up the table…
Rhino:What else can he do right now?
Mark:Steve Austin grabs Troy Joseph and has him setup…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is blocking it…
Mark:Low Blow!
Rhino:That’s one way to stop it…
Mark:Troy Joseph stops Steve Austin in his tracks…
Rhino:What is Troy Joseph doing now?
Mark:The table has been setup in the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:That’s Gotta Be it…
Mark:The referee is checking on Steve Austin…
Rhino:Can he continue?
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph survives as EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:What a great battle this was…
Rhino:Both men gave it all they had..
Mark:I have a feeling this feud isnt over… As both men have won one match a piece… But for now… We are headed to May-Hem… Good Night Everyone!
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