Monday Night Madness 08-22-11
Mark:We are live in the City of Brotherly Love… Philadelphia, Pa for Monday Night Madness…
Rhino:Its always a good time when we go to Philadelphia… I love me some cheese steaks…
Mark:Tonight we have huge matches include the second round matches in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Rhino:Four men have a chance to move on to fight for a spot in the Main Event of the biggest show of the year Glory…
Mark:It one match it will be Lone Jobber and Steve Austin…
Rhino:That one will be quite interesting…
Mark:And in the other it will be The Rock taking on Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:I think we are in for a great night of action…
Mark:I think we are… So lets get started with our opening contest here at Monday Night Madness…
Alexis Laree vs Johnny Blaze
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first.. From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New York City, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… JOHNNY BLAZE!
(“Smoke 2 Joints” plays as Johnny Blaze enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree dives through the ropes to start the match up and lands right on to Johnny Blaze…
Rhino:She didn’t wait for him to get in to the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree grabs Johnny Blaze by the hair and rams his head in to the steel steps…
Rhino:She rolls him right back in to the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is staggering back up…
Mark:Thez Press! From the top rope by Alexis Laree and she nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is coming out firing…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Johnny Blaze 1……………2………Kickout by Johnny Blaze…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in to the corner… Springboard Back Elbow!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is staggering out of the corner… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Johnny Blaze 1……………….2………….kickout by Johnny Blaze…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is struggling right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze has staggered back up…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:She was caught in the mid air…
Mark:Big Slam! By Johnny Blaze slamming Alexis Laree down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now the one struggling to get back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree is back up… Johnny Blaze goes behind Alexis Laree and nails her with a Reverse DDT! Johnny Blaze covers Alexis Laree 1…………..2………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in some trouble right about now…
Mark:Johnny Blaze hooks up Alexis Laree… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is hurting…
Mark:Johnny Blaze covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2…………3..No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree barely got her shoulder up…
Mark:Johnny Blaze scoops up Alexis Laree and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree knocks in to the ropes and Johnny Blaze is caught on the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Hurricanranna! No!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze held on to the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree fell off the top rope…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Shooting Star Press!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze got all of that shooting star…
Mark:Johnny Blaze hooks the leg 1………………2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHNNY BLAZE!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze hits the big move and gets the victory here tonight over Alexis Laree…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk in action… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Chris Hendrix vs Goldberg
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… CHRIS HENDRIX!
(“All Along the Watch Tower” plays as Chris Hendrix enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Mark:Goldberg locks up with Chris Hendrix and shoves him right back in to the ropes… Chris Hendrix comes right off the ropes and charges and takes Goldberg off of his feet with a head scissors…
Rhino:Goldberg gets right back up…
Mark:Chris Hendrix nails Goldberg with knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Chris Hendrix whips Goldberg off in to the ropes… Reversal by Goldberg… Chris Hendrix comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Chris Hendrix staggers back up on to his feet… Goldberg lifts him up high in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix dropped right in to the canvas…
Mark:Goldberg covers Chris Hendrix 1………………..2…………Kickout by Chris Hendrix…
Rhino:Goldberg is now waiting for Chris Hendrix to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg scoops up Chris Hendrix… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Goldberg drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Goldberg covers Chris Hendrix 1……………….2…………..Kickout again by Chris Hendrix…
Rhino:Chris Hendrix is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is up on to his feet in the corner… Goldberg charges… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline that just took Chris Hendrix’s head off right there…
Rhino:Two back to back clotheslines and that has Chris Hendrix in trouble…
Mark:Goldberg covers Chris Hendrix 1………………..2……………..3…No!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Goldberg has him lined up…
Mark:SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix moved out of the way…
Mark:Goldberg spins around… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Goldberg…
Rhino:That caught him good…
Mark:Goldberg staggers back in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Chris Hendrix…
Mark:Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix could have goldberg right here…
Mark:Chris Hendrix covers Goldberg 1………………2………….3………NO!
Rhino:Goldberg got his shoulder up…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Goldberg is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! Connects!
Rhino:Goldberg is in trouble…
Mark:Chris Hendrix covers Goldberg 1………………2…………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Goldberg barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is now waiting for Goldberg to get back up…
Rhino:Goldberg is back up now…
Mark:Chris Hendrix charges… SPEAR! By Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg caught him with that spear…
Mark:Goldberg is now calling for the Jackhammer…
Rhino:Chris Hendrix is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg hooks up Chris Hendrix… JACKHAMMER! NO!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix escapes…
Mark:Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:Goldberg is down…
Mark:Chris Hendrix is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Chris Hendrix is going to fly…
Mark:ZERO GRAVITY!
Rhino:What a splash…
Mark:Chris Hendrix covers Goldberg 1…………………..2……………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS HENDRIX!
Rhino:Chris Hendrix debuts with a huge victory over Goldberg…
Mark:Now that was an upset…
Rhino:Big win to start off a career for Chris Hendrix…
Mark:Still to come tonight the Road to Glory Tournament continues on… But now its back to the ring for more action…
Steele vs “Shooter” Dave McGavin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Fort Lee, New Jersey… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… Shooter DAVE McGAVIN!
(“Calffornia Dreamin” plays as Dave McGavin enters the arena…)
Mark:Bell sounds and this match up is underway… Steele locks up with Dave McGavin and backs him right up in to the ropes… Big right hands by Steele as he now sends Dave McGavin off in to the ropes… Dave McGavin comes off the ropes… Steele goes for a clothesline… Dave McGavin ducks underneath and Steele turns around and walks right in to a dropkick…
Rhino:NIce move right there…
Mark:Steele gets back up on to his feet… Dave McGavin nails him with another dropkick…
Rhino:That caught him square in the face right there…
Mark:Steele gets to his feet… Dave McGavin charges and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker and now goes for the cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is coming out and taking it to Steele here in the early going…
Mark:Steele is back up and Dave McGavin hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Im impressed with Dave McGavin here so far tonight…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers Steele again 1………………2………. Kickout again by Steele…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Bulldog!
Rhino:He caught him with that one…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers Steele again 1……………….2………………Kickout once again by Steele…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is now waiting for Steele to get back up…
Mark:Dave McGavin sends Steele off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No! Steele held on to the ropes…
Rhino:Steele saw that dropkick coming…
Mark:Dave McGavin gets back up on to his feet… Running Clothesline! By Steele as he spins Dave McGavin inside out…
Rhino:That took his head off right there…
Mark:Steele now covers Dave McGavin 1……………2………….Kickout by Dave McGavin…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Dave McGavin driven right in to the mat with that suplex…
Mark:Steele covers Dave McGavin 1………….2…………….3..No! Kickout by Dave McGavin…
Rhino:You can see that Dave McGavin is struggling right now…
Mark:Steele is now setting up Dave McGavin… Oxidation!
Rhino:Dave McGavin is in trouble now…
Mark:Steele covers Dave McGavin 1…………………..2……………..3…..NO!
Rhino:Dave McGavin got his shoulder up…
Mark:Another close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Steele is now waiting for Dave McGavin to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dave McGavin isnt getting back up…
Rhino:He may just be out of it…
Mark:Steele picks up… Small Package! 1……………………..2………………..3………..NO! Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin was waiting on him to do something and almost stole the victory…
Rhino:Both men are back up on their feet…
Mark:Steele charges… Dave McGavin ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is setting him up…
Mark:Inverted DDT! No! Countered… Steele spins him around… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:Steele got all of it…
Mark:Steele covers Dave McGavin 1………………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:Really nice victory for Steele here tonight at Monday Night Madness..
Mark:Steele rebounds after coming up short in the Road to Glory Tournament… Speaking of which… Its time for our first Road to Glory Tournament Match Up…
Road to Glory Tournament Match Round 2
The Rock vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is a Road to Glory Tournament Second Round Match Up…Introducing first…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…Troy Joseph and The Rock start to nail each other with right hands…
Rhino:They are really trading the shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks The Rock in the midsection and takes advantage with straight right hand as he backs him up in to the ropes… Troy Joseph sends him for a ride in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges and clotheslines The Rock to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going right out after him…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs The Rock and whips him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Look at Troy Joesph go to start this match up…
Mark:The Rock staggers around and Troy Joseph nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now rolling The Rock back in to the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs The Rock and now hooks him up and nails him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Driven right in to the mat was The Rock…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes for the cover 1……………2…………Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Former EWA Total Impact Champion is going to fly… Swanton Bomb! No!
Rhino:The Rock rolled out of the way…
Mark:Troy Joseph staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is back up as well…
Mark:The Rock nails Troy Joseph with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:The Rock covers Troy Joseph 1………………2…………….Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The Rock is now regrouping…
Mark:Troy Joseph staggers back up on to his feet… The Rock backs him up in to the corner and nails him with hard right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Boots to the midsection right now as The Rock sends Troy Joseph off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Rock hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:The Rock covers Troy Joseph 1…………………………2………….3….NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:The Rock is lining him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… Spinebuster!
Rhino:The Rock just planted him with the spinebuster…
Mark:The Rock now stands over Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph moved and The Rock got nothing but canvas…
Mark:The Rock staggers back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:Troy Joseph got all of that Stunner…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers The Rock 1…………………2………………3……….NO!
Rhino:The Rock barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph seems to be in position right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:The Rock is down…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Im not sure if this is a good idea or not…
Mark:Troy Joseph is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Hes gonna fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:That time he was able to hit it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers The Rock 1……………………2……………….3……………..NO!
Rhino:Some how The Rock found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now wondering what will keep The Rock down for the count…
Rhino:The Rock just rolled out of the ring…
Mark:He is trying to escape from the beating right now…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going out after him…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs a hold of The Rock and tosses him back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is trying beg off right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph isnt having any part of it…Troy Joseph picks him up and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph sends The Rock off in to the corner… The Rock staggers out of the corner… Powerslam!
Rhino:The Rock is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is ready to put him away for good right now…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:Troy Joseph is in position…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Whats happening now?
Mark:I have no idea…
(Lights turn on)
Mark:Troy Joseph is laying in a pool of blood…
Rhino:What the hell just happened…
Mark:Dont look at me… I have no idea…
Rhino:The Rock is back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock picks up Troy Joseph… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s it there…
Mark:The Rock covers Troy Joseph 1…………………2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock is heading to the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:The bigger story is what the hell happened to Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Look at Hardcore Theater…
Mark:A message reads The Game is Deadly..
Rhino:The Game is Deadly? What does that mean?
Mark:I have no idea… We have seen these messages off and on for the last few weeks… It sounds like someone is out to get Troy Joseph…
Rhino:But Who?
Mark:That’s the question… As the ring crew is changing the canvas right now we would like to remind everyone to check out CB Radio Saturday Nights at Midnight Eastern on the Wild Talk Radio Network on wildtalkradio.com…
Rhino:I thought it was Midnightish?
Mark:I thought that was a typo…
Rhino:I believe its midnightish…
Mark:Either way… Check out that program… Apparently one of its sponsors is eWazone.com… Which is presented by El Benefactor… So yeah… Check it out and check out eWazone.com as well…
Rhino:So are we done with the shameless promotion…
Mark:I believe so… As we now get back to the….
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out to the ring…)
Rhino:Well I guess we arent going back to action just yet..
Mark:Looks like we are going to hear from the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Triple H…
HHH:I am not going to take up much of your time… But I did say last week that I would be here tonight at Monday Night Madness and I was going to address the stipulation for Summertime Blowout… Now CM Punk… Everyone has heard your demands to make this match up a Submission Match up..As I heard them… The people have heard them and the EWA Executive Committee has heard it… But heres the thing… You made demands… You didn’t ask… You didn’t go to the EWA Executive Committee like I did… I sent an email to ExecutiveCommittee@eWazone.com and I stated my case for what this match up should be… And well… The EWA Executive Committee granted my stipulation… So before you go on a hissy fit… Go ahead and email them… Hell you can send them a Tweet… Believe they are on twitter at twitter.com/EWA_Zone and they are on Facebook at Facebook.com/EWANews… So feel free… Complain to them… Because you see Punk… At Summertime Blowout… We are going to have one hell of a match up… As you and I… Are going to HELL… HELL… IN A CELL!
Rhino:That’s huge!
HHH:See ya there… Punk!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks to the back…)
Rhino:Well we now know that Triple H and CM Punk will be battling in Hell in a Cell…
Mark:That is going to be one hell of a Main Event at Summertime Blowout…
Rhino:It sure will be…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Its CM Punk!
Mark:CM Punk has a steel chair and he nails Triple H right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Triple H didn’t see that coming…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up…
Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…
Mark:CM Punk with the steel chair… CHAIR SHOT RIGHT THE HEAD!
Rhino:The Game is busted open…
Mark:CM Punk is just standing over Triple H right now…
Rhino:Looks like CM Punk just sent a message right back to his Number One Contender…
Mark:Officials are escorting CM Punk to the ring…
Rhino:Everyone else is trying to get Triple H to the back…
Mark:Looks like CM Punk is in action now…
Non Title Match
CM Punk vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Non Title Match… Introducing first… Already in the ring…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…CM PUNK! His opponent…From the Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Mark:PyroManiAxe and CM Punk lock up in the center of the ring… PyroManiAxe with knees to the midsection of CM Punk…
Rhino:He is really laying in the knees…
Mark:PyroManiAxe whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… CM Punk with a reversal… PyroManiAxe comes off the ropes and CM Punk nails him with a Dropkick!
Rhino:CM Punk got him good with that dropkick…
Mark:CM Punk covers PyroManiAxe 1…………..2……….Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk with a couple of shots and now backs him up in to the corner… CM Punk with an irish whip sending PyroManiAxe off in to the farside…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk charges… PyroManiAxe gets his feet up…
Rhino:CM Punk is now spinning around…
Mark:PyroManiAxe nails CM Punk with a Round House Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers CM Punk 1…………….2………….Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM punk is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam!
Rhino:CM Punk driven right in to the mat…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like PyroManiAxe is gonna fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:He got all of that frog splash…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers CM Punk 1………………….2………..CM Punk gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:CM Punk is struggling right now…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges at CM Punk… SPEAR!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe got all of that spear on CM Punk…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers CM Punk 1…………………2………………3…No! CM Punk gets his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:CM Punk staggers to his feet… PyroManiAxe scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now heading back up on the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! No!
Rhino:CM Punk got his knees up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is staggering around… CM Punk now with kicks right to the midsection of PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:He is really laying in the kicks right now…
Mark:CM Punk whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:CM Punk caught him with that Spin Heel Kick…
Mark:CM Punk covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2…………..Kickout again by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now struggling to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:CM Punk charges in… Running Knee!
Rhino:He caught him right in the head with that knee…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:CM Punk has PyroManiAxe right where he wants him…
Mark:CM Punk covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2……………3…. NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe get his shoulder up…
Mark:CM Punk is now on the outside on the ring apron…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe ducked the clothesline…
Mark:CM Punk is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is lining him up…
Mark:Spinebuster!
Rhino:Big spinebuster right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers CM Punk 1…………………….2…………3……..NO!
Rhino:CM Punk barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:It seems like PyroManiAxe is now looking to put the EWA World Heavyweight Champion away…
Rhino:CM Punk is now struggling to get back up right now…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is hooking him up… THIRD DEGREE BURN! NO!
Rhino:CM Punk counters with a back body drop…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is in position…
Mark:CM Punk has PyroManiAxe up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers PyroManiAxe 1………………..2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion continues to look strong as we head in to Summertime Blowout…
Mark:After the message he sent to Triple H before this match up… It seems like we are in for one hell of a match up at Summertime Blowout for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:I am really looking forward to it…
Mark:Its now back to the ring to see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action…
Non Title Match
Benjamin J. Franklin vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Benjamin J. Franklin enters the arena…)
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin locks up with Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews nails Benjamin J. Franklin with a couple of uppercuts to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:Alan Matthews whips Benjamin J. Franklin off in to the ropes… Alan Matthews goes for a hiptoss… Blocked by Benjamin J. Franklin… Benjamin J. Franklin nails Alan Matthews with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin hooks up Alan Matthews… Suplex! By the EWA Total Impact Champion… Benjamin J. Franklin goes for a quick cover 1………….2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin nails Alan Matthews with shots in the corner…
Rhino:He is nailing him with elbows right to the side of the head…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin whips Alan Matthews off in to the farside…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Boot! By Benjamin J. Franklin…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face with that boot…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2………….Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin scoops up Alan Matthews and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Here comes Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin comes off the ropes… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews rolled out of the way…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes right for it… Crossface!
Rhino:Nice move by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to make the EWA Total Impact Champion tap out right now…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is trying to get to the ropes right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is pulling back on the neck of Benjamin J. Franklin…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:He is getting close to the ropes right now…
Rhino:Can Alan Matthews keep him away from the ropes…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind Benjamin J. Franklin… German Suplex!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin dropped right on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1………………..2……………3…..NO!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin found a way to kick out right there…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to figure out his next game plan right now…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is getting back up on to his feet near the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is nailing him with uppercuts in the corner…
Rhino:He is laying them in right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker! No!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin blocked it…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin shoves him off in to the ropes…Alan Matthews gets caught in midair… Bankroll!
Rhino:He nailed him with that fallaway slam…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews that time barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now struggling right now…
Rhino:He looks to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin hooks him up… ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting out of it…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin charges with a clothesline… Alan Matthews ducks…
Rhino:He has him up on his shoulders…
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1………………2…………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews just beat the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Big win for Alan Matthews tonight…
Rhino:It puts him in line for a shot at the gold one would think…
Mark:I think it does… But its now time for our main event as we find out who is moving on in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Road to Glory Tournament Match Round 2
Lone Jobber vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is a Road to Glory Tournament Second Round Match Up…Introducing first…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:The winner of this match up will face off against The Rock next week in the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:Steve Austin and Lone Jobber are trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:They are going back and forth one by one…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Steve Austin goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and back drops him over the top rope…
Rhino:Steve Austin lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and nails him with a right hand and knocks him off the ring apron…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Steve Austin…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now rolling Steve Austin back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on the top rope…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! No!
Rhino:Steve Austin caught him right in the midsection…
Mark:Steve Austin is now pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet and is backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Look at Steve Austin open up on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Steve Austin is stomping away at Lone Jobber… Steve Austin now pulls him out of the corner… Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up…
Mark:Steve Austin kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Lone Jobber dropped right on his head…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2……………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin with a couple of right hands and now whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up…
Mark:Steve Austin scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop!
Rhino:Steve Austin nailed him right in the face with that elbow…
Mark:Steve Austin covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………….. 3… No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin is setting him up on the top rope…
Mark:Steve Austin sets him up… Superplex! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters and knocks him off the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now standing up on the top rope… 450 Splash! Connects!
Rhino:He got all of that 450 Splash…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin 1………………..2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:Steve Austin barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Steve Austin to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering up…
Mark:Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin again 1………………..2…………3….NO!
Rhino:Steve Austin kicks out again…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking to put Steve Austin away right now…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Nice counter by Steve Austin…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… Steve Austin charges in… Lou Thez Press with right hands!
Rhino:Steve Austin is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Stone Cold is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin has him in position…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… STONE COLD STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber blocks…
Mark:Steve Austin turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steve Austin 1………………2…………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading to the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:It will be Lone Jobber and The Rock next week at Summertime Blowout…
Rhino:The winner of that match will face off against the winner of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Its CM Punk and Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship inside Hell in a Cell… Its going to be a Great Night… We will see you at Summertime Blowout! Good Night Everyone!
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