Thursday Night Chaos 04-14-11

Mark:We are live in Seattle, Washington for Thursday Night Chaos and what a line up we have for everyone…

Rhino:Oh tonight is going to be alot of fun…

Mark:In action tonight we will see the EWA World Champion Lone Jobber in action…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph is going to be in action as well…

Mark:Plus tonight we will see the Debut of two new EWA Superstars…

Rhino:Cant forget about the collison between Alan Matthews and Josh Stewart…

Mark:This is going to be a night of hard hitting action… So lets stop talking…

Rhino:But what if I dont want to…

Mark:Well keep your mouth shut for a minute as we go to the ring for the introductions for our first contest…

Goldberg vs Clayton Thomas

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… CLAYTON THOMAS!

(“Destroyer” plays as Clayton Thomas enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!

(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)

Mark:Clayton Thomas wastes no time and goes right after Goldberg as he gets in to the ring…

Rhino:He is really laying in to him…

Mark:Clayton Thomas with elbows right to the side of the head of Goldberg and shoots him off in to the ropes… Goldberg with a reversal… Clayton Thomas comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Clayton Thomas gets back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Clayton Thomas gets back up on to his feet… Goldberg lifts him up in the air…

Rhino:What power by Goldberg…

Mark:Clayton Thomas gets dropped right in to the mat with a press slam…

Rhino:He hit the mat hard…

Mark:Right now Goldberg is waiting for Clayton Thomas to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Clayton Thomas staggers up…

Mark:Goldberg charges… Clayton Thomas ducks and pulls down the top rope and Goldberg goes over the top rope and to the floor hard…

Rhino:Clayton Thomas is going out after Goldberg…

Mark:Clayton Thomas grabs Goldberg and sends him hard in to the Steel Steps…

Rhino:Goldberg went shoulder first right in to the steps…

Mark:Clayton Thomas is now rolls Goldberg back in to the ring…

Rhino:Goldberg is now the one slow to his feet…

Mark:Clayton Thomas picks up Goldberg… Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:Driven right to the mat was Goldberg…

Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Goldberg 1……………….2……………Kickout by Goldberg…

Rhino:Clayton Thomas is now putting the boots right to the back of Goldberg…

Mark:Clayton Thomas picks up Goldberg… Backbreaker!

Rhino:Big time backbreaker right here…

Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Goldberg 1…………………….2…………….Kickout once again by Goldberg…

Rhino:You arent used to seeing Goldberg in this much pain…

Mark:Clayton Thomas now picks up Goldberg… Front Face Suplex as he drives him right in to the mat…

Rhino:This is an impressive debut so far for Clayton Thomas as he tries to impress the EWA Fans…

Mark:Goldberg is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Clayton Thomas is now setting him up…

Mark:Undivided Attention!

Rhino:What a neckbreaker that was…

Mark:Goldberg is in trouble now… As Clayton Thomas covers Goldberg 1…………………..2……………3……….NO!

Rhino:Goldberg got his shoulder up on a real close call…

Mark:Clayton Thomas is now looking to put Goldberg away…

Rhino:Goldberg is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Clayton Thomas is now hooking him up… FINAL LESSON! NO!

Rhino:Goldberg is blocking it…

Mark:Goldberg blocks and shoves Clayton Thomas in to the corner…

Rhino:Clayton Thomas staggers out of the corner…

Mark:Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Clayton Thomas went high in to the air…

Mark:Clayton Thomas now staggers to his feet… Superkick!

Rhino:Nice kick by Goldberg…

Mark:Goldberg covers Clayton Thomas 1…………………2……….3…No! Clayton Thomas gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Goldberg is now waiting for Clayton Thomas to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:Clayton Thomas staggers to his feet… SPEAR!

Rhino:He got all of that spear…

Mark:Goldberg covers Clayton Thomas 1……………………2……………..3………….NO!

Rhino:Clayton Thomas found a way to his shoulder up…

Mark:Goldberg is calling for the end right now…

Rhino:Clayton Thomas staggers to his feet…

Mark:JACKHAMMER! NO!

Rhino:Clayton Thomas is blocking…

Mark:UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!

Rhino:Nice counter…

Mark:Clayton Thomas covers Goldberg 1……………….2………….3…………NO!

Rhino:Another kickout by Goldberg…

Mark:Clayton Thomas is now quickly hooking him up…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:FINAL LESSON!

Rhino:Goldberg is blocking…

Mark:Goldberg is now setting up Clayton Thomas… JACKHAMMER!

Rhino:Goldberg was able to over power Clayton Thomas…

Mark:Goldberg covers Clayton Thomas 1………………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GOLDBERG!

Rhino:This power battle tonight went to Goldberg…

Mark:Tremendous stuff between these two men tonight and it was Goldberg who comes out with the victory… Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Troy Joseph in action as he takes on CM Punk… But its back to the ring for more action…

Gina Carano vs ODB

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… ODB!

(“I’m About to Freak” plays as ODB enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!

(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Both women lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Gina Carano is powering her back in to the ropes…

Mark:ODB fires back right at Gina Carano and nails her with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:That’s one way to get away from the ropes…

Mark:ODB now whips Gina Carano off in to the ropes… Back Elbow!

Rhino:Gina Carano gets right back up…

Mark:ODB nails her with a couple of more right hands and now shoots her off in to the corner… ODB charges in… Gina Carano gets her boots up…

Rhino:ODB is spinning around…

Mark:Gina Carano comes out of the corner… Swinging Neckbreaker! Gina Carano covers ODB 1…………….2………..Kickout by ODB…

Rhino:Gina Carano is now pulling ODB back up on to her feet…

Mark:Gina Carano hooks her up and nails her with a Snap Suplex!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Gina Carano goes for another cover 1…………….2………Kickout once again by ODB…

Rhino:Right now Gina Carano is taking it to ODB…

Mark:You can see backstage Doug Kinsella is watching what is going on…

Rhino:He is still out of action after being injured by Alexis Laree…

Mark:ODB is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Gina Carano has her in position…

Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex…

Mark:Gina Carano covers ODB 1………………..2…………3……No! ODB kicks out…

Rhino:Gina Carano is now setting up ODB up in the corner…

Mark:This is not going to be good for ODB…

Rhino:ODB is in trouble…

Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO!

Rhino:Gina Carano gets knocked off the top rope…

Mark:Gina Carano is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Rhino:ODB is up on the top rope…

Mark:Thez Press! From the top rope!

Rhino:ODB is laying in the right hands…

Mark:Gina Carano is now staggering back up on to her feet… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Gina Carano is spinning around…

Mark:DDT! By ODB! ODB covers Gina Carano 1………………….2…………..3……NO! Gina Carano gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:ODB is now waiting for Gina Carano to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:She is looking to put her away right now…

Mark:ODB has her set up… TKO!

Rhino:Gina Carano is out…

Mark:ODB covers Gina Carano 1………………..2……………3…………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ODB!

Rhino:ODB comes out with the victory here tonight…

Mark:Big win for her…

Rhino:Look out…

Mark:Alexis Laree is in the ring…

Rhino:ODB doesn’t see her…

Mark:Alexis Laree spins her around… Big Right Hand! With Brass Knuckles!

Rhino:She just knocked out ODB…

Mark:That’s payback I bet from last week…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is coming to the ring and he is bringing security with him…

Mark:Alexis Laree is being thrown out of the building by secuirty…

Rhino:But what about her match up tonight?

Mark:Im not sure… But Doug Kinsella has just had Alexis Laree thrown out of the buidling…

Rhino:Can he do that?

Mark:He just did… As we now get set for our next match up…

Triple H w/Shawn Michaels vs Douglas Williams w/ Desmond Wolfe

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The United Kingdom… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Accompained to the ring by Desmond Wolfe… Representing The British Revolution… DOUGLAS WILLIAM!

(“The British Invasion” plays as Douglas Williams enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Accompained to the ring by Shawn Michaels… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Triple H and Douglas Williams with a collar and elbow tie up…

Rhino:They are both battling for position…

Mark:Triple H with a side headlock…

Rhino:Douglas Williams is fighting out of it…

Mark:Douglas Williams shoots Triple H off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes… Running Knee! By Douglas Williams…

Rhino:He took Triple H right off of his feet with that knee to the head…

Mark:Douglas Williams now picks up Triple H and just drives his knee repeatedly in to the head of Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is a little dazed after those knee shots…

Mark:Douglas Williams now picks up Triple H… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………….2……………..Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Douglas Williams with a couple of shots to Triple H in the corner… Douglas Williams hooks up Triple H… Suplex! Triple H blocks it and reverses it in to a suplex of his own…

Rhino:Nice counter by Triple H…

Mark:Both men are getting back up… Triple H with a couple of right hands to Douglas Williams and whips him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Douglas Williams is staggering back up…

Mark:Triple H charges in and lays out Douglas Williams with a clothesline…

Rhino:Douglas Williams gets right back up…

Mark:Triple H with a Knee Buster!

Rhino:Douglas Williams is now spinning around…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice move…

Mark:You can see Desmond Wolfe and Shawn Michaels looking on from ringside…

Rhino:Both men are watching their partners do battle and neither man can get involved…

Mark:Triple H now hooks up Douglas Williams… Piledriver!

Rhino:Douglas Williams dropped right on his head…

Mark:Triple H covers Douglas Williams 1……………….2……………Kickout by Douglas Williams…

Rhino:The Game is now waiting for Douglas Williams to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:He has him in position… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Douglas Williams drilled right in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H covers Douglas Williams 1……………….2……………..3………………NO! Douglas Williams gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Triple H thought he had him down for the count right there…

Rhino:The Game is now waiting for Douglas Williams to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:He is looking to finish him off right now…

Rhino:Douglas Williams is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:PEDIGREE! NO!

Rhino:Desmond Wolfe is up on the apron…

Mark:Triple H throws him aside…

Rhino:Triple H charges at Desmond Wolfe…

Mark:Desmond Wolfe jumps off the apron…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now chasing away Desmond Wolfe…

Mark:Douglas Williams is back up on to his feet… Triple H turns around… Exploder Suplex!

Rhino:Very Nice Suplex…

Mark:Douglas Williams covers Triple H 1………………..2…………..3…………NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Desmond Wolfe are battling towards the backstage area…

Mark:Triple H is back up in the corner… Tornado DDT!

Rhino:Triple H is out…

Mark:Desmond Wolfe covers Triple H 1……………….2…………….3……… NO!

Rhino:Triple H gets his shoulder up at the last second…

Mark:Very close nearfall right there…

Rhino:Desmond Wolfe is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Here it comes… Desmond Wolfe shoves Triple H in to the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Desmond Wolfe…

Mark:CHAOS THEORY! NO!

Rhino:Triple H held on to the corner…

Mark:Douglas Williams rolls through and back up on to his feet…Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Triple H covers Desmond Wolfe 1…………………2…………….3…………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!

Rhino:What a battle this was…

Mark:Both men with a big back and forth battle and it was Triple H who came out on top here tonight…

Rhino:Douglas Williams proved to me at least that he can hang with Triple H even in defeat…

Mark:We shall see what DX thinks of this… As we now get set for our next contest…

Josh Stewart vs Alan Matthews

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Alan Matthews and Josh Stewart trade a couple of right hands back and forth to start this match up off…

Rhino:They both are just laying in to one another…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a kick to the midsection and follows it up with a couple of uppercuts…

Rhino:He knocked him off of his feet with that last one…

Mark:Josh Stewart staggers back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews scoops up Josh Stewart and slams him down to the canvas…Alan Matthews now comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the midsection of Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Alan Matthews isnt done…

Mark:Alan Matthews drops another elbow right in to the midsection aagin of Josh Stewart… Quick cover by Alan Matthews 1…………2…. Kickout by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Josh Stewart… Fisherman Suplex! With a Bridge! !1………………..2………….Kickout by Josh Stewart once again…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is slow to get back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews scoops up Josh Stewart and ties him up in to the tree of woe in the corner…

Rhino:This is a bad position for Josh Stewart to be in right now…

Mark:Running Baseball Slide!

Rhino:Josh Stewart got nailed right in the face…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Josh Stewart again 1…………….2…………Kickout once again by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is struggling right now…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind Josh Stewart…

Rhino:A suplex is coming…

Mark:German Suplex! No!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is blocking…

Mark:Josh Stewart goes behind Alan Matthews… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Alan Matthews 1……………2…………Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now the one who is slow to get up…

Mark:Josh Stewart nails him with a couple of right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:He caught him good with that…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Alan Matthews 1………………2…………..Kickout once again…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now getting back in to this match up…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet… Enter The Stew!

Rhino:Big time superkick right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2……………3…..NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is lining him up…

Mark:T-Bone Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Alan Matthews again 1……………..2………….3……….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is lining him up…

Mark:RETURN OF THE STEW! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews ducked out of the way…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet as well…

Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Josh Stewart fights back with a couple of his own as well…

Mark:Josh Stewart charges with a clothesline… Alan Matthews ducks…Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Nice neckbreaker right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now slow to get back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks up Josh Stewart… Tiger Bomb!

Rhino:He could have him right here…

Mark:Alan Matthews with the cover 1……………..2………………3…………..NO!

Rhino:Josh Stewart was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart staggers up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews has him lined up… OWEN DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Josh Stewart escapes out of it…

Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… Back Flip Kick!

Rhino:He caught him right there with that kick…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2……………..3………NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up at the last second…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now looking to put Alan Matthews away right now…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up… BRAIN STEW! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting out of it…

Mark:Josh Stewart gets sent in to the corner…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is dazed…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets Josh Stewart up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is grabbing the ropes…

Mark:Josh Stewart escapes and lands on the apron… Alan Matthews charges and knocks Josh Stewart off the apron…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is going out after Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart is staggering around dazed…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is lining him up…

Mark:Alan Matthews charges with a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart now charges… Alan Matthews ducks the clothesline and now back drops Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Both men just back dropped each other…

Mark:The referee is up to four on the count…

Rhino:Both men are staggering up on to their feet…

Mark:Both men charge at one another… Double Clothesline!

Rhino:Both men just collided in to one another…

Mark:Eight….

Rhino:Are they going to be counted out…

Mark:Nine…. TEN! The referee calls for the bell!

Pa Announcer:The referee has counted both men out and there for… This match up is a DRAW!

Rhino:Its rare that we see a draw…

Mark:Both men pushed each other to the limit here tonight…

Rhino:I cant wait to see these two guys hook it up again down the line…

Mark:Nothing has been settled between these two tonight… But right now its time to see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action…

Non Title Match
Troy Joseph vs CM Punk

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… CM PUNK!

(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…Troy Joseph lays in to CM Punk with right hands…

Rhino:He is backing him in to the corner with right hands…

Mark:Troy Joseph whips CM Punk in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges in… Running Clothesline!

Rhino:CM Punk is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Troy Joseph nails him with a Running Face Buster!

Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers CM Punk 1…………….2……..Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk is backing off in the corner…

Mark:Troy Joseph goes after him and nails him with a couple of right hands and now pulls him out of the corner… Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:CM Punk was drilled right in to the mat…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers CM Punk again 1…………….2……….Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is really taking it to CM Punk here so far…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now hooking up CM Punk… Neckbreaker! No! Countered in to a Back Slide! 1………………2………Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:That was a nice counter by CM Punk…

Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet… CM Punk catches him with a dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:CM Punk covers Troy Joseph 1…………..2……….Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk is on the apron…

Rhino:Troy Joseph gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Springboard Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:CM Punk covers Troy Joseph again 1……………….2…………..3…..No! Troy Joseph kicks out…

Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph is slow to get back up… CM Punk whips Troy Joseph in to the corner…

Rhino:Here he comes…

Mark:Running Knee to the Face!

Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…

Mark:Running Bulldog! No! Troy Joseph shoves him off in to the corner…

Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around…

Mark:Troy Joseph kicks him in the midsection… Stunner!

Rhino:CM Punk is in trouble…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers CM Punk 1……………..2……….3…….NO! CM Punk gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!

Rhino:Troy Joseph could have him right here and now…

Mark:Troy Joseph hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………3…………NO!

Rhino:CM Punk barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Troy Joseph thought he had him down for the count right there…

Rhino:CM Punk is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph is looking to put him away right now…

Rhino:You can see that CM Punk is out of it…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!

Rhino:CM Punk moved…

Mark:Troy Joseph crashed hard in to the corner…

Rhino:CM Punk has him setup…

Mark:CM Punk hooks him up… GTS!

Rhino:Hes out…

Mark:CM Punk covers Troy Joseph 1……………………..2…………….3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!

Rhino:CM Punk makes his debut and he defeats the EWA Total Impact Champion in this non title match up…

Mark:Big win for CM Punk and moves him up the rankings for a shot at the gold… As it is now time for our Main Event…

Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Alexis Laree

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall…Introducing first…The Challenger.. From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds..The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

Rhino:Who is his opponent going to be?

Mark:Alexis Laree was taken out of the building by security earlier… So I dont think its going to be her…

Rhino:Then who is it going to be…

Pa Announcer:From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!

(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)

Mark:It looks like Mya Parks is going to step in for Alexis Laree tonight…

Rhino:It would be a huge upset if she could beat the EWA World Champion Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber locks up with her and now backs her right up in to the corner…

Rhino:He can just over power her any time he wants…

Mark:Lone Jobber tells Mya Parks to bring it… Mya Parks charges and takes Lone Jobber right off of his feet with a Running Head Scissors!

Rhino:I dont think he expected that…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Mya Parks lines him up and connects with a dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Mya Parks covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mya Parks with a couple of shots and whips him off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber with a reversal… Mya Parks comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Caught!

Rhino:Lone Jobber caught her in mid air…

Mark:Fallaway Slam by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:She was sent across the ring…

Mark:Mya Parks is now slow to get back up on to her feet… Lone Jobber hooks her up… DDT!

Rhino:She was planted with that DDT…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Mya Parks 1…………….2…………Kickout by Mya Parks…

Rhino:Mya Parks is now getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber nails her with a couple of shots and pulls her out of the corner…

Rhino:What is he going to do with her now?

Mark:Vertical Suplex! No! Mya Parks escapes… School Girl! !……………….2……………3….NO!

Rhino:Mya Parks almost stole the victory after that roll up…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Mya Parks lines up Lone Jobber.. Swinging Neckbreaker! Mya Parks covers Lone jobber 1…………….2………3……No!

Rhino:Another close nearfall…

Mark:Mya Parks is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mya Parks dives off the top rope… Flying Crossbody! Connects!

Rhino:She could have him right here…

Mark:Mya Parks with the cover 1……………….2………..3…………NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber kicks out at the last second…

Mark:Mya Parks is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:What is she going to do now…

Mark:She is trying to set him up… IMPACT! NO! Lone Jobber powers out of it and sends her off in to the ropes… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick right there…

Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Lone Jobber is now looking to put her away…

Rhino:Mya Parks is slow to get back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber lines her up… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………….2………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Despite Mya Parks’s best efforts… Lone Jobber survives and gets the victory tonight…

Mark:Whats next for the EWA? All we know is that we are buidling towards Unholy Alliances and you never know what will happen at that event… We will see you next week… Good Night Everyone!