Friday Night Frenzy 11-11-11
Mark:We are live in Jackson, Mississippi… This is Friday Night Frenzy… And we are going right to the ring as EWA Executive Committee Representive W.T. Riker is about to address the audience…
W.T.Riker:Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here tonight on behalf of the EWA Executive Committee… This past week the EWA Executive Committee have been meeting to discuss what is going to be taking place on November 30th, 2011 at November 2 Dismember, as well as the recent challenges made by members of the New Four Horsemen, James Farrell and CM Punk… I am here to address those challenges. The EWA Executive Committee has agreed to the stipulation that tonights Main Event will indeed be a Steel Cage Match!
(crowd in the arena cheers)
W.T. Riker:As far as the other stipulations go, the EWA Executive Committee has decided that those stipul…
(“King of Kings” Plays as Triple H walks out from the back and down in to the ring as the crowd cheers…)
HHH:Before you make your little announcement there Riker… I just wanted to add my two cents in to this whole situation… You see you got those two guys talking alot about making challenges and making stipulations and you came out here and talked about the EWA Executive Committee met all week talking about those stipulations… I hope to god they didnt spend more than five minutes talking about them…
W.T.Riker:Well Triple H, the EWA Executive Committee spent alot of time weighing the options…
HHH:So the EWA Executive Committee is going to let a couple of guys who have been here two weeks run this place? Especially a guy who hasnt won a single match?
W.T.Riker:Well, I would like to make my announcement.
HHH:I just hope its the right announcement…
W.T.Riker:The EWA Executive Committee has decided that they are going to deny the challenge made by James Farrell. As the EWA Executive Committee wants to put the vote in to the fans hands, as far as the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match is concerned coming up at November 2 Dismember. As the fans will vote on who they want in the World Title Match and those three names will be, Alexis Laree, CM Punk & Mr. Anderson…
HHH:Im glad the EWA Executive Committee for once made the rig…
(A Video begins to play on Hardcore Theater)
The Trilogy Is Coming…. The Trilogy is Here!
Rhino:What the hell is the Trilogy?
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Three men just jumped in to the ring…
Mark:Thats Dave McGavin… Kevin Steen and Super Dragon and its now a three on one attack on Triple H right now…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to fight these three men off…
Mark:It is too much for Triple H to handle right now…
Rhino:You can see Kevin Steen just pounding on the back of Triple H…
Mark:Kevin Steen and Dave McGavin hook up Triple H… Double Powerbomb!
Rhino:The Game has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:These three men are standing tall… The Trilogy has Arrived in the EWA!
Rhino:What does this mean for the EWA?
Mark:I dont know… But the power is shifting… Especially with the Horsemen and now… The Trilogy… EWA Officials have gotten the Trilogy out of the ring…
Rhino:They are also helping Triple H out of the ring as well…
Mark:This is going to be an interesting night to say the least and lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
CM Punk vs Doomsday
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… Accompanied by Ric Flair…CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DOOMSDAY!
(“Your betrayal” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Doomsday is staring down CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is giving some lip service right to Doomsday…
Mark:This is the first time we are seeing Doomsday in action in a few months and theres a big right hand…
Rhino:That took CM Punk right off of his feet…
Mark:Doomsday picks CM Punk back up on to his feet and now lifts him high in to the air… Double Arm Chokeslam!
Rhino:He was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers CM Punk 1…………..2……….Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:He is trying to gather himself right now…
Rhino:Ric Flair and CM Punk are having a pep talk at ringside…
Mark:Ric Flair is up on the ring apron…
Rhino:He has gotten the attention of Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsday goes right after Ric Flair…
Rhino:Ric Flair quickly got off the apron…
Mark:Doomsday turns back around and walks right in to a dropkick from CM Punk…
Rhino:That knocked Doomsday back in to the ropes…
Mark:CM Punk with kicks to the midsection…
Rhino:He is laying in those kicks…
Mark:CM Punk now charges at Doomsday… Doomsday ducks the clothesline attempt and back drops CM Punk over the top rope…
Rhino:CM Punk lands on the apron…
Mark:CM Punk with a hard forearm shot to Doomsday…
Rhino:Doomsday is staggering…
Mark:Springboard CAUGHT!
Rhino:Doomsday caught him in mid air…
Mark:Side Walk Slam! By Doomsday…
Rhino:CM Punk drilled right in to the mat by Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsday covers CM Punk 1………………….2………………….Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday lines up CM Punk… Big Boot!
Rhino:Look at Doomsday take it to CM Punk right now…
Mark:Doomsday covers CM Punk once again 1…………2……………3….No! CM Punk gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:CM Punk is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday pulls CM Punk up on to his feet…
Rhino:He looks to be setting him up for a powerbomb…
Mark:Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:CM Punk escapes…
Mark:Doomsday turns around… Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:That caught him right in the side of the head…
Mark:CM Punk sends a dazed Doomsday in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:Running Knee!
Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…
Mark:Running Bulldog! Plants Doomsday right in to the mat… CM Punk covers Doomsday 1………………2………….3…No!
Rhino:CM Punk thought he had Doomsday down for the count right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now telling everyone he is going to put Doomsday to sleep right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is staggering up…
Mark:CM Punk tries to get him up… Doomsday escapes…
Rhino:Doomsday is too big for CM Punk…
Mark:Doomsday charges… Big Boot! Ducked!
Rhino:CM Punk saw it coming…
Mark:School Boy! 1……………..2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk couldn’t get him up for the Go to Sleep, but was able to duck and score the pinfall on Doomsday…
Mark:Not a successful return for Doomsday… But its one step in the process for CM Punk as we heard to start the show he is one of the three names chosen by the EWA Executive Committee to be in the fan voting for November 2 Dismember…Still to come tonight in our Main Event it will be James Farrell and Lone Jobber battling inside a Steel Cage… But its now back to the ring for more action…
Shawn Michaels vs Ghetto Masta
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Harlem, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… GHETTO MASTA!
(“Nuthin’ But A G Thang” plays as Ghetto Masta enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Ghetto Masta attacks Shawn Michaels with right hands as the bell sounds…
Rhino:What better way to make an impression here in the EWA than defeat Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Ghetto Masta with hard shots and now sends Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Hard Clothesline! By Ghetto Masta…
Rhino:He took his head right off with that clothesline…
Mark:Ghetto Masta covers Shawn Michaels 1………..2………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Ghetto Masta isnt even letting Shawn Michaels get back up…
Mark:He is putting the boots right to Shawn Michaels is Ghetto Masta…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting out slow…
Mark:Ghetto Masta hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Ghetto Masta covers Shawn Michaels again 1……………2……….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Right now Ghetto Masta is bringing the fight to the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Ghetto Masta picks up Shawn Michaels and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ghetto Masta is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Ghetto Masta is yelling at the fans…
Rhino:Im not sure if that’s a good idea…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet and he catches Ghetto Masta on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Rocket Launcher! By Shawn Michaels and he lauches Ghetto Masta half way across the ring…
Rhino:Ghetto Masta is now staggering back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels!
Mark:And Shawn Michaels nips right up…
Rhino:Ghetto Masta is trying to get back up…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels and he now slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is feeling it right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Showstopper is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:Listen to the crowd get behind Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Everyone knows whats coming right now…
Rhino:The band is being tuned up…
Mark:Ghetto Masta looks to be out on his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1………………2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels survives the early attack from Ghetto Masta and pretty much handled him since that point…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to rack up vic… What The!
Rhino:Alan Matthews just attacked Shawn Michaels from behind…
Mark:Alan Matthews is putting the boots to Shawn Michaels at the moment…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is sending a message to Shawn Michaels for getting involved in what happened at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:Alan Matthews has Shawn Michaels up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid has been laid out…
Mark:Alan Matthews stands tall right now… We will see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action a little later on…As we now send it to the back… Kent Richardson is trying to speak to William McConnell…
Kent: Guys, I’m here with William McConnell, and Will, we’ve all been wondering.. What happened at Hellraiser?
(McConnell just stares at Kent)
Kent: Come on, Will.. You gotta give us something. I mean.. You were The Answer, you used to have plenty to say.
McConnell: There is no one in this company I owe any explanation to.
Kent: Not even something cryptic..?
(McConnell again just stares at Kent)
Kent: ..Alright then.. Mark, Rhino, back to yo-oof!
(McConnell shoves Kent, grabbing the mic)
McConnell: Ace, this is the last time I’ll say it. Stay away. Do not step foot in this company again.
(McConnell drops the mic, walking off..)
Rhino:I wonder what Big Daddy Ace’s response is going to be…
Mark:We shall find out soon enough hopefully… As we send it back to the ring for more action…
Alexis Laree vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent….From the Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Mark:And here we go… Alexis Laree and PyroManiAxe set to do battle…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What is going on here?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:I cant see anything…
Mark:Me neither…
Rhino:I hate when we lose power…
(Lights turn back on)
Rhino:Oh thank god… The lights are back…
Mark:PyroManiAxe has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has a worried look on her face…
Mark:She is probably wondering what the hell just happened…
Rhino:Everyone is…
Mark:Alexis Laree though goes for the cover 1………..2……….3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets the victory after what ever the hell just happened…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Not again…
Mark:Just be calm Rhino…
Rhino:But I dont like when this happens…
(Lights turn on)
Mark:Oh My God! Its Dante Daevain!
Rhino:What in the world is he doing here?
Mark:We havent seen him in a very long time…
Rhino:Im shocked as hell to see him…
Mark:So is Alexis Laree…
Rhino:I guess Dante Daevain is what happened to PyroManiAxe…
Mark:I guess so…Dante Daevain stares down Alexis Laree and walks to the back…
Rhino:Oh man… Things are really getting interesting around here…
Mark:That they are… As we get set for our next match up… We remind you the Most Interactive PPV of the year is coming up… November 2 Dismember… We will have Voting Details on this years show coming up over the course of the next week on eWazone.com… Right now its time for more in ring action…
Mr. Anderson vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… Accopanied to the ring by Velvet Sky…Representing the Horsemen…MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Mr. Anderson and Troy Joeseph lock up in the center of the ring… Troy Joseph quickly backs Mr. Anderson up in to the ropes…
Rhino:He is asking for a clean break…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is one of the reasons that Troy Joseph is no longer the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:And you know Troy Joseph is looking for some revenge…
Mark:Mr. Anderson comes back in to the center of the ring and he gets nailed with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Mr. Anderson gets drilled with right hands as Troy Joseph backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt letting up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is stomping away at the midsection of Mr. Anderson right now…
Rhino:He is really stomping a mudhole in him right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a hard irish whip sending Mr. Anderson off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Troy Joseph taking Mr. Anderson off of his feet… Troy Joseph covers Mr. Anderson 1…………….2……….Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks him in the midsection and now hooks him up… Snap Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex..
Mark:Troy Joseph now comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the chest of Mr. Anderson… Troy Joseph goes for another cover 1……………2………..Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt holding back right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Cheap Shot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson comes out of the corner and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Cheap shot leads to the neckbreaker…
Mark:Mr. Anderson goes for a cover 1…………..2………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson with a couple of hard shots and now hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is fighting back in to this match up as Velvet Sky cheers him on…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Troy Joseph 1………………2………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Troy Joseph… Snapmare! Followed by a Flipping Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice Combination…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Troy Joseph 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Troy Joseph once again…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson gets Troy Joseph up on his shoulders… The Plunge!
Rhino:That drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now heads up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Hes taking a chance right now…
Mark:Kenton Bomb! No! Troy Joseph gets his knees up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph had that move well scouted…
Mark:That drove the air right out of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph with hard right hands to Mr. Anderson and now whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:He sent him high in to the air…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now staggering around… Troy Joseph scoops him up and slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Troy Joseph is going to fly… Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to hit the big high risk move…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Mr. Anderson 1……………….2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson found a way to get his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now waiting for Mr. Anderson to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph lines him up… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson shoves him off…
Mark:Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Mr. Anderson charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Troy Joseph… Mr. Anderson turns around… STUNNER!
Rhino:That time Troy Joseph was able to hit the Stunner…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes for the cover on Mr. Anderson 1……………..2………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson some how got his shoulder up again…
Mark:Troy Joseph thought he had him down for the count…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is lining him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is distracting the referee…
Mark:Someone needs to get her off that apron…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is hitting the mat as he is making the count himself…
Mark:It doesn’t matter as the referee needs to make the count…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now telling the referee to get her down…
Mark:Watch out…
Rhino:James Farrell is in the ring…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! As Troy Joseph turned around….
Rhino:James Farrell struck hard with that chair shot…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is back up… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:The referee didn’t see James Farrell…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Troy Joseph 1……………….2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER ANDERSON!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson with the help of his Horsemen partner James Farrell just screwed Troy Joseph out of this match up…
Mark:The Horsemen continue to leave an impression on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:They seem to mean business…
Mark:You know who also means business…Is Big Daddy Ace… Who is joining us via satellite feed, Big Daddy Ace.
Rhino: Woo!
The camera is then moved to the hardcore theater, where Big Daddy Ace is sitting in a room, staring intently at the camera,
Mark: Thanks for joining us Ace.
Ace: Not a problem.
Mark: Ace, the question on everybody’s mind is.. well, what’s going on in yours after the display we saw from your “friend” William McConnell?
Ace: Mark, it’s pretty simple. see, I don’t need to run through the history that we have. I don’t need to go back and mention things that have happened between us. What I do know, and what I will mention, is that after ten years in this company, ten years doing the road trips, hanging out, the parties, everything, who was once a friend has turned his back not only on me, not only on the eWa, but on every single fan, every single person in that arena tonight, and everyone who’s watching at home. I’m not going to take up too much of your time, but I will say this. I may not be under contract with the eWa, I may be retired. But that doesn’t mean that Will, you better watch your back. I’m not coming after you as a wrestler, and this isn’t some stupid angle that the writers out back came up with to boost ratings. They’re not doing anything other than granting me an outlet and a way to get in contact with a former friend, and an employee of the company. Maybe it’s because I’m considered a Legendary Superstar in the eWa, or maybe it’s because they’re sick of Will’s shit too. Will, I’m coming after you as a person. YOU made this personal when you attacked me. YOU made this personal when you decided that you couldn’t talk to your “friend”, someone who has fought along side you in more than one battle, on more than one occasion, both on screen and off. You want to sit there and tell me never to step foot in the company again? Watch me, Will. I’m coming for you. And there isn’t a damn thing you, or anybody else can do about it.
The Hardcore theater goes black and the lights come back on.
Mark: Some pretty strong words from The Big Time Playa Big Daddy Ace.
Rhino: You think he’ll be back?
Mark:I would think so… But its back to the ring for more action…
Non Title Match
Alan Matthews vs Edge
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Lita… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds…Representing The Horsemen… The EWA Total Impact Champion…ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway…
Rhino:This isnt the first time we are seeing Alan Matthews tonight…
Mark:He attacked Shawn Michaels earlier tonight… Right now he has to focus in on Edge… As both men lock up in the center of the ring… Alan Matthews goes behind Edge… Edge with a reversal and goes behind Alan Matthews and nails him with a couple of shots and takes him off of his feet…
Rhino:Nice takedown by Edge…
Mark:Both men get back up and Edge takes him off of his feet with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up…
Mark:Edge charges and takes him down with a clothesline… Edge covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2……….Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back up…
Mark:Edge hooks up Alan Matthews… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………..2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Edge is bringing it to the EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Mark:Edge sends Alan Matthews in to the ropes… Flapjack!
Rhino:The air driven right out of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Edge covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2…………..Kickout once again by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is struggling out of the gate here against Edge…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up… Edge whips him hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Edge…
Mark:Edge charges in… Alan Matthews moves and Edge goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:That didn’t go as planned for Edge…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind Edge… Release German Suplex!
Rhino:Alan Matthews drops him on his head…
Mark:Edge is now staggering back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks him up… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Smart move by Alan Matthews going right back after the arm…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Edge 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Edge…
Rhino:Edge is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews spins him around and kicks him in the midsection… Crossface!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has it locked in…
Mark:Edge is trying to quickly fight to the ropes…
Rhino:Edge is in a bad spot right now…
Mark:Edge is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Lita is trying urge him towards the ropes…
Mark:You can see the pain on his face right now…
Rhino:Edge is close…
Mark:Edge is able to get his leg on the bottom rope and the hold must now be broken…
Rhino:The damage has been done to Edge…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Edge… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is picking apart Edge right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Edge 1………………2……………..Kickout by Edge..
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Edge to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… DIRECT HIT! NO!
Rhino:Edge fight his way out of it…
Mark:Edge sends Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Edge could have him right here…
Mark:Edge covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2………….3…..No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to kick out…
Mark:Edge is now trying to get feeling back in his arm…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Edge hooks him up… IMPLANT DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Edge covers Alan Matthews 1…………………….2……………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews got his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:Edge is now starting to feel it…
Mark:You can see the look on Edge’s face…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:Alan Matthews is staggering to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews moved out of the way…
Mark:Edge went crashing in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Alan Matthews had the spear well scouted…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:Edge is out…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Edge 1………………….2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion looks strong tonight…
Mark:Alan Matthews and the Horsemen have been impressive tonight… Will it continue? Lets go back to the ring for our Main Event…
Non Title
Steel Cage Match
Lone Jobber vs James Farrell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title STEEL CAGE MATCH… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Representing The Horsemen…JAMES FARRELL!
(“Hepburn Heights” plays as Jame Farrell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… This match up isnt about any crazy stipulations… Its just about pride…
Rhino:The EWA Executive Committee put an end to the stipulations earlier tonight…
Mark:Lone Jobber and James Farrell are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are trapped in the ring by cold hard steel…
Mark:James Farrell goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and starts to nail James Farrell with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks James Farrell in the midsection and now slams him down to the canvas… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Leg Drop by the EWA World Champion… Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1……………..2………Kickout by James Farrell…
Rhino:You can win by Pinfall, Submission or escaping the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks James Farrell up and sends him in to the corner… Lone Jobber with a couple of chops across the chest of James Farrell…
Rhino:He is lighting up his chest…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips James Farrell off in to the farside… Lone Jobber charges in… James Farrell gets his boots up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:James Farrell is coming out of the corner… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:James Farrell gets back in the match up with that move…
Mark:James Farrell covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:James Farrell is picking up Lone Jobber…
Mark:James Farrell grinds Lone Jobber’s face in to the steel…
Rhino:He is grating his face across the steel…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering around dazed… James Farrell hooks him up… German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………2…….Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Farrell clips him from behind…
Rhino:You can see this coming out of the Ric Flair playbook…
Mark:Figure Four!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Rhino:James Farrell is trying to put more pressure on the leg of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling himself towards the ropes…
Rhino:James Farrell is trying to stop it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is able to get to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Damage has been done however…
Mark:James Farrell is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is hobbling around right now…
Mark:James Farrell scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:James Farrell is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Shooting Star Press! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Mark:James Farrell took a chance and it didn’t pay off…
Rhino:He ate nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now getting back up…
Rhino:James Farrell is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there putting James Farrell in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers James Farrell 1………………2…………Kickout by James Farrell…
Rhino:James Farrell is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:James Farrell has been planted…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers James Farrell 1…………………..2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:James Farrell was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:James Farrell is now trying to pull himself back up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has something in mind right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs James Farrell by the head and tosses him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:He just bounced right off the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs him again and throws him in to the other side of the cage…
Rhino:James Farrell looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… PILEDRIVER!
Rhino:James Farrell dropped right on his head with that Piledriver…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers James Farrell 1…………………2………………3………..NO!
Rhino:James Farrell is in a lot of trouble now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now putting James Farrell up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not a good position for James Farrell to be in right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up James Farrell… Superplex! No!
Rhino:James Farrell held on to the top rope…
Mark:James Farrell is now standing on the top rope and he is now climbing out of the cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up…
Mark:James Farrell is getting close to the top of the cage… Lone Jobber climbs up and pulls him back down…
Rhino:James Farrell and Lone Jobber are fighting on the top rope…
Mark:James Farrell with a Headbutt and it knocks Lone Jobber off the top rope…
Rhino:James Farrell is now getting himself in position…
Mark:MOONSAULT!
Rhino:That time he was able to hit a big time move…
Mark:James Farrell covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2……………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Farrell is lining up Lone Jobber…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber driven right in to the mat…
Mark:James Farrell covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2…………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Once again Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:James Farrell is trying to figure out what he can do to put Lone Jobber away right now…
Mark:James Farrell is eyeing up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:BOSTON MASSACRE! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters…
Mark:James Farrell comes off the ropes… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers James Farrell 1………………….2………………..3…………NO!
Rhino:James Farrell barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is going to take a chance right now…
Mark:James Farrell staggers back up and falls in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crotched on the top rope…
Mark:James Farrell is now climbing up the ropes… James Farrell hooks up Lone Jobber… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:James Farrell crawls on top of Lone Jobber 1……………………..2……………….3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:James Farrell is now climbing up the cage…
Rhino:He figures if he cant pin him… He might as well try to escape the cage…
Mark:James Farrell is getting close to the top of the cage…
Rhino:He is at the top of the cage…
Mark:Wait a minute… Troy Joseph has just ran down to the ringside…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is telling James Farrell to come his way…
Mark:James Farrell is having second thoughts right now…
Rhino:James Farrell is climbing back down the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up..
Rhino:James Farrell is back in the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber fell quickly back down… James Farrell picks him up… BOSTON MASSACRE! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters it again…
Mark:James Farrell turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers James Farrell 1………………2……………..3………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls out the victory tonight…
Mark:Troy Joseph smiles as he sees Lone Jobber leaving the cage with the victory…
Rhino:It was a little bit of payback for Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph and Lone Jobber exchange a look as Lone Jobber walks past Troy Joseph… What a night this has been… We will see you next week… Good Night Everyone!
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