Monday Night Madness 11-21-11
Mark:We are live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for Monday Night Madness… And what a night of action we have for everyone…
Rhino:Oh this should be one hell of a night…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be the EWA World Champion Lone Jobber teams up with Troy Joseph to take on Horsemen members James Farrell and the EWA Total Impact Champion Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Theres is a bit a rivarly brewing between these two teams…
Mark:It should make for a fun night…
Rhino:Im hoping so…
Mark:Also in action CM Punk takes on Dante Daevain and Mr. Anderson takes on Alexis Laree…
Rhino:It should be one hell of a night…
Mark:Lets stop talking and lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Kevin Steen vs Doomsday
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Marieville, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Representing the Trilogy… KEVIN STEEN!
(“Unsetting Differences” plays as Kevin Steen enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DOOMSDAY!
(“Your betrayal” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… Kevin Steen gets right up to Doomsday and starts to nail him with right hands…
Rhino:Kevin Steen is laying in the shots…
Mark:Kevin Steen goes for a right hand… Doomsday blocks and grabs Kevin Steen’s arm… Doomsday with knees right to the midsection of Kevin Steen…
Rhino:He is really driving his knee to the midsection of Kevin Steen…
Mark:Doomsday whips Kevin Steen off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Kevin Steen is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday hooks up Kevin Steen… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Doomsday drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers Kevin Steen 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Kevin Steen…
Rhino:Kevin Steen is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday whips Kevin Steen off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Doomsday…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Doomsday…
Rhino:Kevin Steen is in trouble right now…
Mark:Doomsday covers Kevin Steen 1…………………2……………..Kickout again by Kevin Steen…
Rhino:Doomsday is really taking it to Kevin Steen…
Mark:Kevin Steen is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is lining him up…
Mark:Running Big Boot! No!
Rhino:Kevin Steen ducked the boot…
Mark:Doomsday is now caught on the top rope…
Rhino:He is straddling the top rope…
Mark:Kevin Steen charges and connects with a dropkick knocking Doomsday to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Steen is now going out after Doomsday…
Mark:Kevin Steen grabs Doomsday and sends him hard in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Doomsday went shoulder first in to the steel steps…
Mark:Kevin Steen grabs Doomsday and now rams him head first in to the top of the steel steps…
Rhino:Doomsday is dazed right now…
Mark:Kevin Steen rolls Doomsday back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doomsday is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kevin Steen lines him up.. Enziguri!
Rhino:That caught him right to the back of the head…
Mark:Doomsday is laid out in the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Steen is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Kevin Steen is up on the top rope… Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:He caught him good with that moonsault…
Mark:Kevin Steen covers Doomsday 1……………….2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:Doomsday barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Kevin Steen is now waiting for Doomsday to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday looks dazed…
Mark:Kevin Steen kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Can he hook him up…
Mark:Piledriver! No! Doomsday counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:It is now Kevin Steen who is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is now waiting for Kevin Steen to turn around…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Kevin Steen…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Kevin Steen countered out of it…
Mark:CROSSFACE!
Rhino:He has it locked in the center of the ring…
Mark:Kevin Steen countered the chokeslam in to the crossface and Kevin Steen has it really locked…
Rhino:There is no place for Doomsday to go…
Mark:Doomsday Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KEVIN STEEN!
Rhino:Kevin Steen makes a strong debut here tonight at Monday Night Madness with a victory over Doomsday…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see in our Main Event Troy Joseph team up with Lone Jobber to take on Alan Matthews and James Farrell… We are now told our cameras are backstage… So lets go see whats going on…
(Camera spots Sting in his locker room going through his bags. His locker room door is wide open in the background. Sting holds up a picture and smiles.)
Sting: Aw.
(Kent Richardson is seen walking through the hallway past the open door. He doubles back and looks on in shock. He pulls a microphone out of his pocket and knocks on the door.)
Kent: Sting! Sting! Do you have a moment.
(A startled Sting drops the picture frame and the glass shatters. Sting slowly turns toward Kent and gives him an evil glare.)
Kent: Uh… I’m sorry about that. Ill buy you a new one. Is now a bad time?
(Kent winces at the sight of the broken picture frame.)
Sting: Of course not buddy old pal.
(Stings evil glare quickly switches to an over joyed smile. He puts his arm around Kent.)
Sting:What’s on your mind?
Kent: I think the question is; What’s on YOUR mind? The whole eWa is wondering.
Sting:Um, a lot is on my mind actually… Butterflies, are just crickets with colorful wings. Why don’t crickets get any attention? Do wings make that much of a difference?
Kent:Uh, not really what I meant….
Sting:What is a spork? Have we become so lazy that we can’t put the fork down and pick up the spoon? We need the all in one? Why not have a knife on the end
too? Is it because they can’t come up with a marketable name for the sporknife?
Kent:Sporknife?
Sting: All your eatery needs in one. Where’s the Sham-wow guy when you need him?
Kent: Uh…
Sting: You remember the good old days when you were a kid and you had a 3 day weekend off from school? You would get a couple friends together and run around
outside. Maybe no one else was around so you’d take a stick and try to dig to China. You remember those good old days? Now I see 5 year old kids with their iPads and Androids. They have their Playstations hooked up to 50inch plasmas in their rooms hooked to the internet so they can check their FacePage or Tweeters or whatever they’re called. The point is these kids don’t leave the house anymore. More and more depressed teenagers and kids in their 20s because life isn’t turning out the way they thought. They aren’t seeing the fact that they have to get out and socialize in order to achieve their dreams. Otherwise they are going to end up 42 years old and living in their parents basements. And their parents are all hopped up on xanex and all kinds of other pills, so they don’t even care.
Kent:Um yeah but Sting, what does this have to do with the eWa?
Sting: Its the end times Kent! The destruction of everything we worked so hard to build. This whole society is going down in flames.
Kent: So you’re here to save it? Save our society?
Sting (chuckles): No silly. I’m here to pour the gasoline on and light the match.
Kent: Of course… Wait what!!
Sting:I’ve tried Kenty boy. I tried for years to save everyone. No one wanted to listen to me. No one listened to warning after warning of the destruction that we were heading for. No one wanted to listen to the Stinger and now those times that I warned about are here. Its Armageddon. You see you have the Horsemen back. You have Degeneration X. These two groups threatening to take the entire company down. I really don’t think there is anyone who can stop them. Its an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object. Many people have tried to stop DX and their antics. Many people have tried to take the heads of the Horsemen. Believe me I was there.
Kent: So who’s side do you take?
Sting: Have you not been listening? There is no side to pick. There is not going to be a winner and a loser. Some things in life aren’t that simple Kent. I’m tired of looking for justice that will never be served. It will all burn. It will all burn to ashes Kent.
(Sting pulls out a match book and slips it into Kents coat pocket.)
Sting: Come on Kent. Join us. Introduce a little anarchy.
Kent: Um, I’m uh, sorry for the picture. It looked important to you.
Sting: Oh that thing? Its not even mine. None of this stuff is mine. Hell this isn’t even my room.
(Sting walks out of the locker room leaving Kent standing there dumbfounded. Sting’s maniacal laugh is heard echoing through the halls as he walks away. The camera fades to black as the segment ends.)
Rhino:Sting is a crazy son of a bitch…
Mark:Your telling me… Lets get back to the ring…
Triple H vs Super Dragon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Orange County, Ca… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing The Trilogy… SUPER DRAGON!
(“Earth People” plays as Super Dragon enters the arena…)
Mark:Super Dragon locks up with Triple H… Triple H with a side headlock… Super Dragon fights out of it and shoves Triple H off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked Super Dragon right off of his feet…
Mark:Super Dragon gets back up… Triple H scoops him up and slams him back down to the canvas… The Game now gets on top of Super Dragon and lays him to him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying those shots in right now…
Mark:Super Dragon is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Super Dragon comes off the ropes… Triple H ducks his head… Super Dragon puts on the breaks and kicks Triple H right in the head…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Super Dragon…
Rhino:That took The Game right off of his feet…
Mark:Super Dragon goes for the quick cover 1……………2………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Super Dragon with a couple of shots and now sends Triple H off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Super Dragon…
Mark:Rolling Wheel Kick!
Rhino:What a move right there…
Mark:It caught Triple H right in the face…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:That drove Triple H right in to the mat…
Mark:Super Dragon covers Triple H 1……………….2……………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H right now is struggling…
Mark:The Game is staggering to his feet… Super Dragon lines him up… Discus Lariat!
Rhino:He caught Triple H good with that shot…
Mark:Super Dragon covers Triple H again 1……………..2………………Kickout again by Triple H…
Rhino:Super Dragon is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dragon Superplex With a Bridge! 1………………..2……………3……..No!
Rhino:The Game found a way to kickout right there…
Mark:The Game is now staggering back up on to his feet slowly…
Rhino:Super Dragon lines him up…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That laid Triple H right there…
Mark:Super Dragon is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Triple H…
Mark:Badunkadunk! No!
Rhino:The Game rolled out of the way…
Mark:Super Dragon missed with the diving senton… Or the Badunkadunk…
Rhino:Say that three times fast…
Mark:Nice try… Both men are now slow to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:The Game is trying to shake off the attack…
Mark:Super Dragon goes for a right hand… Triple H blocks and nails Super Dragon with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the rights…
Mark:Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Super Dragon is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Super Dragon… Triple H covers Super Dragon 1…………………2………………Kickout by Super Dragon…
Rhino:Super Dragon is now the one who is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H hooks him up… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Hard backbacker right there…
Mark:Triple H covers Super Dragon again 1………….2……………..Kickout again by Super Dragon…
Rhino:Super Dragon is not looking good right now…
Mark:Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!
Rhino:What a counter right there by Super Dragon…
Mark:Super Dragon covers Triple H 1…………………..2…………..3…………NO!
Rhino:That Game got his shoulder up…
Mark:Very close near fall right there…
Rhino:Super Dragon is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Super Dragon is looking to put Triple H away right now…
Rhino:The Game is out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H is back up… Super Dragon sets him up… BARRY WHITE DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Triple H fights his way out of it…
Mark:Triple H spins Super Dragon around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Super Dragon was just drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:The Game now picks him up quickly… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Triple H covers Super Dragon 1……………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game pulls out the victory here tonight…
Mark:This was the first step for Triple H as he said he is going to go through all the members of the Trilogy…
Rhino:He wants Dave McGavin next week…
Mark:Hopefully the EWA Executive Committee will grant him his wish… But its back to the ring for more action…
Dante Daevain vs CM Punk
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… Accompanied by Ric Flair.. Representing the Horsemen…CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… CM Punk strikes Dante Daevain with kicks right to the midsection…
Rhino:He is going after him with hard kicks…
Mark:Dante Daevain catches the next kick…
Rhino:Uh Oh…
Mark:Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:That’s one way to stop the kicks…
Mark:CM Punk staggers back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain charges in and lays out CM Punk with a clothesline…
Rhino:CM Punk gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain scoops up CM Punk… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:That sent CM Punk half way across the ring…
Mark:CM Punk is rolling to the outside of the ring and he is trying to change the pace of this match up…
Rhino:CM Punk and Ric Flair are discussing strategy right now…
Mark:You can see that CM Punk is a little frustrated with how the match up is going…
Rhino:CM Punk is taking his time to get back in to the ring…
Mark:CM Punk is back in the ring… Dante Daevain charges him and nails him with knees to the midsection backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Dante Daevain whips CM Punk off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain lifts him up high in the air… Press Slam! No!
Rhino:CM Punk raked the eyes and is able to escape…
Mark:Low Dropkick!
Rhino:He just nailed him right in the back of the leg…
Mark:CM Punk charges… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:CM Punk is fighting his way back in to this match up…
Mark:CM Punk covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:CM Punk is dragging Dante Daevain towards the corner…
Mark:CM Punk rams Dante Daevain’s leg right in the ring post…
Rhino:He is trying to weaken Dante’s leg…
Mark:One more time CM Punk rams the leg of Dante Daevain in to the ring post…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk is standing on the ring apron…
Rhino:CM Punk is lining him up…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline!
Rhino:That took Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Mark:CM Punk covers Dante Daevain 1………………….2…………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chop Lock! By CM Punk…
Rhino:That’s a Ric Flair move…
Mark:Ric Flair is yelling at CM Punk and is telling him to go for it…
Rhino:CM Punk is going for it…
Mark:Figure Four! By CM Punk…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is in pain right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to crawl his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Can he get there?
Mark:You can hear Ric Flair yelling at the referee to ask him…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is saying no when the referee does ask him…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to power his way to the ropes…
Rhino:He is getting close…
Mark:Dante Daevain reaches out and grabs the bottom rope…
Rhino:You can see that Ric Flair is pissed that the figure four didn’t work…
Mark:Dante Daevain is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:CM Punk whips Dante Daevain in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:Running Knee!
Rhino:He caught him good with that knee…
Mark:CM Punk isnt done… Running Bulldog! No!
Rhino:Dante Daevain shoved him off…
Mark:CM Punk turns back around and charges… Dante Daevain moves and CM Punk goes crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Side Walk Slam! By Dante Daevain driving CM Punk right in to the mat… Dante Daevain covers CM Punk 1………………2…………Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to change the momentum in this match up…
Mark:CM Punk staggers to his feet… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Dante Daevain…
Rhino:CM Punk is in trouble..
Mark:Dante Daevain covers CM Punk 1……………….2………….3..No! CM Punk kicks out…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is starting to build that momentum…
Mark:Dante Daevain whips CM Punk in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Face Slam!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers CM Punk again 1……………….2…………….3…No!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now waiting for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has CM Punk lined up…
Mark:Dante Daeavin scoops up CM Punk…
Rhino:Ric Flair is up on the apron…
Mark:Dante Daevain pauses by the distraction…
Rhino:CM Punk slides off of his shoulder…
Mark:Dropkick! Right to the back of the head of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:That was a hell of a dropkick right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Dante Daevain 1……………………2…………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Now that was a close nearfall…
Mark:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:CM Punk is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:CM Punk could have him right here and now…
Mark:CM Punk covers Dante Daevain 1………………………2………………….3……….NO!
Rhino:CM Punk thought he had him down for the count right there…
Mark:Ric Flair is arguing with the referee…
Rhino:CM Punk is now going back to the ring apron…
Mark:Dante Daevain is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk has him setup…
Mark:Springboard Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:CM Punk was caught in mid air!
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:CM Punk driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers CM Punk 1 …………………..2…………………..3…………NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now the one who is struggling to get to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is calling for the end right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up CM Punk… FALL OF MAN! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain shoved CM Punk aside…
Mark:Dante Daevain charges at Ric Flair who is up on the apron… Dante Daevain knocks Ric Flair off the apron…
Rhino:Ric Flair hits the floor hard…
Mark:Dante Daevain turns around… CM Punk has him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:GO TO SLEEP! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain fights out of it…
Mark:CM Punk spins around… FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers CM Punk 1…………………….2…………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain returns to the EWA and he gets a strong victory over one of the three choices for the EWA World Championship at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:This wasn’t what CM Punk hoped would happen tonight…
Rhino:No it wasn’t…
Mark:We will see if CM Punk can rebound and earn the fan vote for the shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But now its back to the ring for more action…
Alexis Laree vs Mr. Anderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… Accopanied to the ring by Velvet Sky…Representing the Horsemen…MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Alexis Laree lock up in the center of the ring… Alexis Laree goes behind Mr. Anderson and she nails him with shots right to the lower back and spins him around and kicks him right in the midsection…
Rhino:She is hitting her shots early…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker! By Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree goes for the early cover 1……………2…………Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes… Running Head scissors!
Rhino:That takes him right off of his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers back up on to his feet… Alexis Laree charges and connects with a Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Mr. Anderson through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Mark:You can see that Mr. Anderson is a little bit frustrated right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting the better of him so far…
Mark:These are the other two choices that are competing for your vote for November 2 Dismember’s Main Event for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Im not sure who I would vote for…
Mark:Alexis Laree leaps over the top rope and lands right on top of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Look at Alexis Laree go…
Mark:Alexis Laree rolls Mr. Anderson back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Monkey Flip! No!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson held on to the ropes…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet… Mr. Anderson charges and connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:He took her head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Alexis Laree 1…………..2………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now mounting Alexis Laree…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is choking the life out of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:That’s a cheap move right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now pulls her back up on to her feet… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:He let all the blood rush to her head before she dropped him…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Alexis Laree 1…………………..2……………….Kickout again by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now taking his time with Alexis Laree…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Alexis Laree again 1…………………2………………3………NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got her shoulder up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now setting her up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not the position she wanted to be in right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Alexis Laree… Superplex! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is holding on to the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree knocks Mr. Anderson off the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now getting up and standing on the top rope…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Mr. Anderson 1…………………2…………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson got his shoulder up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers up… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:He was driven right back in to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree with another cover 1………………….2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Mr. Anderson to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:She seems like she is ready to put him away right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:LAREE DDT! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson just drove her hard back in to the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is composing himself…
Mark:MIC CHECK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree has been laid out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Alexis Laree 1……………………2………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER ANDERSON!
Rhino:Hard fought victory for Mr. Anderson here tonight…
Mark:Will Mr. Anderson get the fans vote for November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:He is the only one who has momentum going in to the match up…
Mark:The fans decide who will get the shot at November 2 Dismember… Right now I am being told we have something special lined up for everyone…
Rhino:What is it?
Mark:A treat…As we send it to the PA Announcer…
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.. A DAY BEYOND!
(The crowd cheers, as the camera pans to the entrance ramp where Big Daddy Ace’s band is getting ready)
Ace: How’s everyone doing tonight?! (crowd cheers loudly) I know it’s no secret what I do away from the EWA and despite some of the issues I have with a former friend here, I wanted to come out.. WE wanted to come out here and show you people what we’re all about. This is real special, because you guys are getting to hear this for the first time EVER! (crowd cheers again) You guys ready? Let’s do it!
(Everyone takes their places, the band hitting the music as Ace gets ready..)
Ace: Okay, I get it. I’m not supposed to be here. Tell me wh-Agh!
Mark: What the hell! William McConnell just nailed Ace from behind!
Rhino: Ace never saw it coming!
Mark: McConnell is ontop of Ace and is just beating down on him and Ace hasn’t even had a chance to defend himself! Ace’s band mates are running to his aid, but McConnell is shoving them away as he continues assaulting his former friend!
Rhino: What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Mark: McConnell’s got the mic cord and now he’s choking the life out of Ace!
Rhino: Where’s security at!
Mark: McConnell is dragging Big Daddy Ace up the ramp with that cord around his neck! Ace is fighting to get to his feet.. Good god! McConnell just threw Ace right through the drum set!
Rhino: And now he’s reaching into his pocket for something..
Mark: Oh no, McConnell has hand cuffs.. And now he’s cuffing Ace’s hands behind his back..
Rhino: The man can’t even protect himself!
Mark: McConnell is pulling Ace across the stage.. No! McConnell just ran Ace head first into the video wall behind them!
Rhino: This isn’t right..
Mark: McConnell doesn’t look like he’s done either.. He’s picking Ace up and.. You don’t think he’s going to..
Rhino: I think that’s exactly what he’s going to do, as he’s hooking Big Daddy Ace up!
Mark: DUAL SHOCK! Right into the video wall!
Rhino: McConnell is just sitting there against the wall as Ace slumps beside him.. Ace doesn’t deserve this.
Mark: Something just caught McConnell’s eye..
Rhino: What the hell else could he do?
Mark: McConnell’s inching across the stage and he’s grabbed one of the guitars as he gets to his feet.. And now he’s just waiting as he watches Ace. Now he’s kick at Ace to get him moving.
Rhino: Ace is trying to hard just to get to his knees, he’s using that wall for support!
Mark: This can’t happen.. Ace is almost to his feet and McConnell is poised.. Ace is to his feet.. No! Don’t do it!
Rhino: Wait! One of Ace’s band mates is trying to grab the guitar from McConnell!
Mark: McConnell yanks the guitar away from him and the two are exchanging words.. Ace’s band mate looks to be trying to get McConnell to back down.
Rhino: Surely he has to realise what he’s doing.. He can’t be that far gone.
Mark: I think he has.. McConnell just backed away from Ace.
Rhino: Thank g-
Mark: NO! GUITAR SHOT! McConnell just broke that guitar over Ace’s friends head! Oh my god!
Rhino: Damn it, what is wrong with him?!
Mark: Ace is screaming in anger! He just had to watch that happen and he couldn’t do anything to stop it! He charges McConnell.. SUPERKICK! Ace stumbles back against the video wall and slumps to the ground!
Rhino: Oh, now security shows up!
Mark: It’s too late, it’s way too late. The damage has been done and this.. This wasn’t right.
Rhino: Medics are checking on Ace’s friend as security tries to keep themselves between McConnell and Ace..
Mark: McConnell just grabbed the microphone as he threatens security with the jagged neck of that guitar.. He’s kneeling next to Ace as he’s yelling for security to stay away!
McConnell: Chris.. CHRIS! I know you can hear me.. I want you to hear me. Come on, Chris.. Gimme a smile.
Mark: McConnell just slapped Ace across the face as he’s trying to get his attention..
McConnell (snapping): You with us? There ya go.. I warned you, you know. I told not to come back. But you didn’t wanna listen, did you? No, just had to be Big Daddy Ace again, just had to soak up the attention. Well, lucky for you, you have my full attention now. What, you’re gonna get up and fight me?
Mark: That’s exactly what Ace is trying to do as he’s trying to get to his feet, but McConnell is holding him by the face!
McConnell: Come on, Chris! Don’t quit on me this time! COME ON!
Mark: Ace trying to headbutt McConnell! McConnell’s back away as Ace is trying to use the wall to get to his feet again!
McConnell: Come on, Mr. Rock Band! I got a great song suggestion for you. Wanna hear it?
Mark: Ace charges McConnell!
(THUD!)
Rhino: He just caught Ace right across the skull with that microphone! Ace is face down on the stage!
Mark: Security is pushing McConnell to the back as they try and attend to Ace.. Christ, I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed..
Rhino: There’s no justification for that. He’s out of control. I hope Ace and his friend are okay..
Mark:Lets hope we can restore some order and get back to the ring for more action…
Shawn Michaels vs Edge
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Lita… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Edge lock up in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels nails Edge with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying in the chops…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Edge off in to the ropes… Edge with the reversal… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and Edge nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:That was a hard shot…
Mark:Edge gets on top of Shawn Michaels and is laying in the right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Edge now picks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Snap Suplex…
Rhino:Look at Edge just come out aggressive on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Edge putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He isnt done…
Mark:Edge drags Shawn Michaels to the corner and is now driving his boot right underneath the throat of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is trying to suck the life out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Edge picks Shawn Michaels up and whips him hard in to the farside corner… Shawn Michaels staggers out of the corner and Shawn Michaels nails him with a Hard Clothesline! Edge covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Edge is really bringing the fight to Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up…
Rhino:He seems to be out of it right now…
Mark:Edge hooks him up and nails him with a Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:This is one hell of an attack by the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Edge covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to get back up…
Mark:Edge charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and pulls down the top rope and Edge goes flying over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:Smart move by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels knew where he was and was able to pull down the ropes and Edge goes to the outside…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on Edge…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt done…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is laying in the right hands to Edge on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back in to this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michels rolls Edge back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Edge staggers to his feet… Double Axe Handle! Connects by Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels covers Edge 1……………….2…………Kickout by Edge…
Rhino:Edge is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of chops and now hooks up Edge and nails him with a suplex…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now setting the pace for this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels sets up Edge… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Edge is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Big right hand by Shawn Michaels as it knocks Edge off of his feet…
Rhino:Edge staggers right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge is up and Edge is down as Shawn Michaels slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Everyone knows whats coming here…
Rhino:The Showstopper is gonna fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop Connects!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Edge 1………………….2………………3……..NO!
Rhino:Edge barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:We are about to see some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Edge is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Edge ducks… IMPLANT DDT!
Rhino:What a counter…
Mark:Edge covers Shawn Michaels 1………………..2…………….3………..NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Edge is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dazed as he tries to get back up…
Mark:SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels moved…
Mark:Edge ate turnbuckle and is now staggering around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That time Shawn Michaels was able to get all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Edge 1……………….2……………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels continues to build momentum as he heads in to his shot at the EWA Total Impact Championship coming up at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Speaking of the EWA Total Impact Champion… Hes gonna be in action right now in our Main Event… So lets send it to the ring for our introductions…
Troy Joseph & Lone Jobber vs James Farrell & Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first.. Team Number One…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Representing The Horsemen…JAMES FARRELL!
(“Hepburn Heights” plays as Jame Farrell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds…Representing The Horsemen… The EWA Total Impact Champion…ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner….From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Its Lone Jobber and Alan Matthews starting things out for their respective teams…
Rhino:Its Champion vs Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Alan Matthews with a couple of right hands… Alan Matthews comes back with a couple of hard uppercuts… Alan Matthews goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and spins Alan Matthews around… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber now nails him with a clothesline… Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1………………2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is bringing Alan Matthews to the corner…
Mark:Troy Joseph gets tagged in by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Well there is a whole lot of history here between these two men…
Mark:Troy Joseph opens up and lays in the right hands to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:He is opening up on him right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop!
Rhino:That sent him high in the air…
Mark:Alan Matthews staggers back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph hooks him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Alan Matthews 1……………2…………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now bringing Alan Matthews back to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets tagged back in…
Rhino:They are setting him up for a double team right here…
Mark:Double Suplex! By Troy Joseph and Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Nice team work right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2…………….Kickout again by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:So far Lone Jobber and Troy Joseph are working well as a team…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is getting up slowly…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of shots and now whips Alan Matthews in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Dropkick! By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He got all of that dropkick…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick! By James Farrell…
Rhino:Lone Jobber didn’t see that coming…
Mark:James Farrell covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up…
Mark:James Farrell hooks up Lone Jobber… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………………2……………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:James Farrell is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his eet…
Mark:James Farrell hooks him up… Impaler DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was planted with that DDT…
Mark:James Farrell covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2………………3..No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…
Mark:James Farrell is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Farrell has him lined up…
Mark:Huge Backbreaker! By James Farrell laying out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:James Farrell is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Jame Farrell is going to fly… Shooting Star Press! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:James Farrell is crawling to his corner…
Mark:James Farrell gets the tag to Alan Matthews and Alan Matthews stops Lone Jobber from making the tag to Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He was close to making the tag…
Mark:Alan Matthews puts the boots to the back of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is now pulling him up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now picking up Lone Jobber… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Lone Jobber 1…………………….2………………..3….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews now tags in James Farrell…
Rhino:They are setting up Lone Jobber for something…
Mark:Alan Matthews and James Farrell send Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Lone Jobber ducks… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved himself right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber needs to make the tag right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets tagged back in officially…
Mark:Troy Joseph gets the tag!
Rhino:Here he comes…
Mark:Troy Joseph is laying in the right hands to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:He is really opening up…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Alan Matthews in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:James Farrell is back in the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks him in the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:That sent James Farrell rolling out of the ring…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is lining him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:He could have him right here and now…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2…………3……….NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews just got his shoulder up…
Mark:Troy Joseph tags in Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1…………………..2…………….3………..NO! James Farrell comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Jospeh…
Mark:Troy Joseph tackles James Farrell out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph and James Farrell are battling up the ramp right now…
Rhino:They are just battling back and forth and heading backstage…
Mark:Alan Matthews staggers to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews saw it coming…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets Lone Jobber up on his shoulders…
Rhino:He has him up…
Mark:Lone Jobbers’ legs just hit the referee…
Rhino:The referee got knocked down…
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets out of it…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is out…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews but there is no referee…
Rhino:Lone Jobber sees the referee down now…
Mark:Wait a minute…
Rhino:Its CM Punk!
Mark:CM Punk is in the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber doesn’t see him…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets spun around… GO TO SLEEP!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out…
Mark:Wait a minute…
Rhino:That’s Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! To CM Punk…
Rhino:That’s one way to get rid of CM Punk…
Mark:Alan Matthews is getting back up on his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him lined up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! To Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now putting Lone Jobber on top of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Its Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Mr. Anderson from behind tosses Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:What is Mr. Anderson doing here?
Mark:Mr. Anderson turns Lone Jobber over and puts Alan Matthews on top…
Rhino:The referee is starting to come to…
Mark:Alan Matthews is on top of Lone Jobber 1………………..2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ALAN MATTHEWS and JAMES FARRELL!
Rhino:What an ending that was…
Mark:You had CM Punk interfering… You had Shawn Michaels getting involved…
Rhino:What a crazy finish..
Mark:In the end the Horsemen get the victory…
Rhino:Its going to be a crazy November 2 Dismember…
Mark:We will see you at November 2 Dismember… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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