November 2 Dismember 2011

Mark:We are live here in New Orleans, Louisiana and this is November 2 Dismember… The One night in the year where the Inmates dont get to run the Asylum… But instead… The fans do…

Rhino:And the Inmates have been running wild as of late…

Mark:The EWA Executive Committee has turned the power of the fans and they get to pick the stipulations or opponents for alot of the matches tonight including our Main Event… Which is the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match when Lone Jobber puts the title on the line against One of Three Opponents…

Rhino:CM Punk, Alexis Laree and Mr. Anderson are all hoping they get the fans vote tonight for the EWA World Title Shot…

Mark:Will Lone Jobber be able to prepare for all three opponents?

Rhino:Thats a good question…

Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Alan Matthews defends against Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The fans get to decide what the stipulation is going to be in that one…

Mark:Will it be a Ladder Match, a Submission Match or a Cage Match…

Rhino:Im hoping for a Ladder Match…

Mark:We shall see what it is later tonight… Plus alot more will go down tonight… But lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at November 2 Dismember…

Edge vs The Phantom

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Lita… EDGE!

(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275… THE PHANTOM!

(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Phantom goes right after Edge…

Rhino:He is nailing him with hard shots…

Mark:Phantom whips Edge in to the ropes… Edge with a reversal… The Phantom comes off the ropes… Dropkick! By Edge…

Rhino:That knocked him backwards in to the ropes…

Mark:Edge opens up with a couple of more right hands and pulls him out of the ropes and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Edge is taking to The Phantom at the moment…

Mark:Edge comes The Phantom 1…………….2…………Kickout by Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Edge with hard chops right across the chest of The Phantom in the corner…

Rhino:He is laying them in right now…

Mark:Edge pulls him out of the corner and takes him over with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:The Phantom is in some trouble at the moment…

Mark:Edge covers The Phantom again 1………………..2………….Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Edge is now waiting for him to turn around…

Rhino:Edge has something in mind…

Mark:Edge goes for a suplex… The Phantom blocks and takes him over with a suplex of his own…

Rhino:Nice counter right there…

Mark:Edge is now getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Phantom is waiting…

Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! The Phantom covers Edge 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Edge…

Rhino:The Phantom is now starting to feel it at the moment…

Mark:Edge gets back up on to his feet… The Phantom hooks him up… Moment of Silence!

Rhino:Nice twisting neckbreaker by The Phantom…

Mark:The Phantom is calling for the end right now…

Rhino:What is he going to do right now?

Mark:IN CONFESSION!

Rhino:The Crucifix Armbar is locked in!

Mark:There is no place for Edge to go…

Rhino:He is trying to get to the ropes..

Mark:The Phantom has it really locked in… EDGE TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!

Rhino:Strong debut victory for The Phantom here tonight…

Mark:Yes it was…Seems our cameras have something backstage.

Rhino: That’s William McConnell and it looks like he’s just arriving..

Kent: Will! Will!

(McConnell stops, looking at Kent)

Kent: I couldn’t help but notice you have your bag with you tonight..

McConnell: Yeah, that’s right. I’ve got my gear with me tonight.

Kent: But why? You weren’t scheduled.

McConnell: Actually, as a matter of fact.. I got a call from the executive committee yesterday. Told me they wanted me here with my gear and to be ready for action tonight. So here I am.

Kent: Any idea what they have booked for you?

McConnell: Not really. I will say, at first I wasn’t gonna show up. Why should I? But after what I did last week, I think maybe.. Just maybe I have some bodies undivided attention. So I bit down on the hook and decided to see what the Executive Committee has in store for me. What’s the worst they could do? Find somebody I have yet to compete against? I can beat anyone on any given day and the poor bastard they decide to throw my way is going to be used to continue further my point.

Mark: McConnell walking away from Kent.. I wonder what the Committee has planned for him tonight…. Lets get back to the ring for more action…

AJ Styles vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Gainsville, Ga… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!

(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… The Rock nails AJ Styles with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…

Mark:The Rock backs AJ Styles up in to the ropes… The Rock whips AJ Styles off in to the farside ropes… The Rock goes for a clothesline… AJ Styles ducks the clothesline… AJ Styles springs off the ropes… Crossbody!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:The Rock gets back up on to his feet… AJ Styles scores with a Dropkick! AJ Styles goes for the cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now waiting for The Rock to get back up…

Mark:The Rock staggers back up on to his feet… AJ Styles charges in… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:That spin heel kicked knocked The Rock through the ropes to the outside of the ring…

Mark:AJ Styles is looking down at The Rock on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Here comes AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles flips over the top rope and lands right down on to The Rock on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Hell of a move right there by AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles is now rolling The Rock back in to the ring…

Rhino:The Rock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles is now on the top rope…

Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…

Mark:Flying Crossbody!

Rhino:Nice move that paid off right there…

Mark:AJ Styles covers The Rock 1……………….2…………….Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:AJ Styles is in control so far…

Mark:The Rock is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is staggering back up in to the corner…

Mark:AJ Styles charges in… Monkey Flip! No!

Rhino:The Rock holds on to the ropes…

Mark:AJ Styles’ head bounced right off the canvas…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock grabs AJ Styles by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline! By The Rock…

Rhino:That spun AJ Styles inside out…

Mark:The Rock is now waiting for AJ Styles to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:AJ Styles is back up…

Mark:The Rock hooks him up… DDT!

Rhino:AJ Styles planted right there…

Mark:The Rock covers AJ Styles 1…………………2………………Kickout by AJ Styles…

Rhino:AJ Styles is slow to get back up…

Mark:The Rock is lining up AJ Styles… Spinebuster!

Rhino:The Rock drilled him right in to the mat…

Mark:The Rock covers AJ Styles 1……………….2……………3……..NO!

Rhino:AJ Styles was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:AJ Styles is trying to get back up…

Rhino:The Rock is waiting for AJ Styles to turn around…

Mark:The Rock lines him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!

Rhino:AJ Styles is blocking it…

Mark:The Rock spins around… PELE KICK!

Rhino:Hell of a kick right there by AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles covers The Rock 1…………………2……………3…..NO!

Rhino:The Rock was able to get his shoulder up at the last second…

Mark:The Rock is now struggling to get back up…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now waiting to put The Rock away…

Mark:AJ Styles is setting up The Rock… STYLES CLASH! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:The Rock was able to counter out of the Styles Clash…

Mark:AJ Styles is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock is looking to put him away…

Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:The Rock covers AJ Styles 1………………2…………..3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Rock wins this back and forth battle with AJ Styles…

Mark:Good match between the two… Its now time to turn the night over to the fans of the EWA… In our first match up where the fans get to decide the weapon… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…

Choose The Weapon Match
Dante Daevain vs Kevin Steen
Choices:Steel Chair, Singapore Cane or Steel Chain

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose The Weapon Match… Introducing first…From Marieville, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Representing the Trilogy… KEVIN STEEN!

(“Unsetting Differences” plays as Kevin Steen enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:The fans have decided… The weapon for this match up… A STEEL CHAIN!

Mark:Well here we go… As the bell sounds Kevin Steen attacks Dante Daevain with right hands backing him up in to the corner…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:Kevin Steen whips Dante Daevain in the farside corner… Kevin Steen charges in and nails him with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Kevin Steen taking the bigger Dante Daevain off of his feet…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is putting the boots to Dante Daevain right now…

Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up on to his feet… Kevin Steen with a low dropkick to Dante Daevain..

Rhino:That brought him back down to his knees…

Mark:Kevin Steen charges… Shinning Wizard!

Rhino:He caught Dante Daevain square on…

Mark:Kevin Steen covers Dante Daevain 1………..2……….Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Kevin Steen is going for the Steel Chain…

Rhino:We are told that the steel chain got fifty percent of the vote…

Mark:That’s surprising to me…

Rhino:Me too…

Mark:Kevin Steen is back in the ring and has the steel chain wrapped on his fist and is nailing him with shots…

Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…

Mark:Dante Daevain is laid out with those shots from Kevin Steen…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Senton Bomb! No!

Rhino:Dante Daevain got his knees up…

Mark:That had to hurt right there as he went back first in to the knees of Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain is back up on to his feet…Dante Daevain hooks up Kevin Steen… Rib Breaker!

Rhino:That’s going right for the weakened area…

Mark:Kevin Steen is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dante Daevain has him eyed up…

Mark:Backbreaker! By Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is clearly focusing on the midsection whether its the back or the ribs of Kevin Steen…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Kevin Steen 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Kevin Steen…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kevin Steen is hurting as he is holding on to his back…

Rhino:Dante Daevain has him setup…

Mark:Side Walk Slam! By Dante Daevain driving Kevin Steen right in to the mat… Dante Daevain covers Kevin Steen 1……………….2…………3…No!

Rhino:Kevin Steen was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Dante Daevain has just been over powering Kevin Steen…

Rhino:Dante Daevain has the Steel Chain…

Mark:Dante Daevain is choking Kevin Steen with the Steel Chain…

Rhino:He is just choking the life out of him right now…

Mark:Kevin Steen is able to get to the ropes and the referee is stepping in to stop him from choking him…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now wrapping his fist with the Steel Chain…

Mark:Kevin Steen is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dante Daevain has him lined up…

Mark:Big Right Hand! No!

Rhino:Kevin Steen ducked the right hand…

Mark:Dante Daevain turns around… Superkick!

Rhino:Kevin Steen rocked him with that kick…

Mark:Dante Daevain spins around… Go Home Driver!

Rhino:Kevin Steen got him up and he planted Dante Daevain…

Mark:Kevin Steen covers Dante Daevain 1…………..2………….3……..NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain got his shoulder up…

Mark:Close near fall right there…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Reverse DDT! By Kevin Steen laying out Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:MOONSAULT!

Rhino:Kevin Steen hit the moonsault…

Mark:Kevin Steen covers Dante Daevain 1…………….2……………3……NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain got his shoulder up once again…

Mark:Kevin Steen is looking to put Dante Daevain away right now…

Rhino:Kevin Steen has him lined up…

Mark:CROSSFACE! NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain is blocking it…

Mark:Dante Daevain picks up the chain…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is spinning around…

Mark:Big Right Hand! With that steel chain…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is out on his feet…

Mark:FALL OF MAN!

Rhino:Kevin Steen has been laid out…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Kevin Steen 1………………2………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!

Rhino:Dante Daevain gets the victory here tonight over Kevin Steen…

Mark:It was a hard fought victory…

Rhino:Yes it was…

Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA World Championship will be on the line when Lone Jobber defends the title against either CM Punk, Alexis Laree or Mr. Anderson… But now its back to the ring for our next match up…

Choose The Stipulation Match
Triple H vs Dave McGavin
Choices:2 of 3 Falls, Casket Match or Most Blood Match

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose the Stipulation Match… Introducing first… From Fort Lee, NJ… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… Representing the Trilogy… DAVE McGAVIN!

(“Head Like a Hole” plays as Dave McGavin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:HIs opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:The fans have decided that this match up will be a…MOST BLOOD MATCH!

Mark:The bell sounds and here we go…

Rhino:This result got 72.2 percent of the vote…

Mark:The way to win is by making your opponent bleed and bleed some more…

Rhino:This should be good…

Mark:Dave McGavin strikes first with a couple of kicks right to the midsection of Triple H…

Rhino:He is hammering him with those kicks…

Mark:Dave McGavin with a couple of more shots and backs Triple H up in to the ropes… Dave McGavin whips Triple H off in to the farside ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Back Elbow!

Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…

Mark:Dave McGavin scoops up Triple H and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Triple H is getting up…

Mark:Dave McGavin with a kick right to the back of the head of Triple H…

Rhino:Dave McGavin is just connecting with those kicks…

Mark:Dave McGavin grabs Triple H and sends him off in to the corner… Dave McGavin charges in… Triple H catches him coming in and nails him with a back elbow…

Rhino:Dave McGavin is spinning around…

Mark:Triple H charges and scores with a clothesline…

Rhino:That took him right off of his feet…

Mark:Triple H now mounts Dave McGavin and nails him with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Triple H pulls Dave McGavin up on to his feet and tosses him over the top rope…

Rhino:Dave McGavin hit the floor hard…

Mark:Triple H is going to the outside of the ring after Dave McGavin…

Rhino:Triple H is looking to go on to the attack…

Mark:The Game grabs Dave McGavin and sends him in hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:He went back first in the steps…

Mark:Triple H doesn’t seem to be done…

Rhino:He is moving the steel steps around…

Mark:Triple H hooks up Dave McGavin… Suplex… Blocked… Front Suplex by Dave McGavin driving Triple H chest first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:That backfired on The Game…

Mark:Dave McGavin grabs Triple H and rams him head first in to the ring post…

Rhino:Triple H is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Savate Kick!

Rhino:Nice kick right there by Dave McGavin…

Mark:Dave McGavin is now rolling Triple H back in to the ring…

Rhino:Dave McGavin is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…

Mark:He is looking to do some damage to Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Dave McGavin is lining up Triple H… Steel Chair Shot!

Rhino:Dave McGavin nailed him with one hell of a shot right there…

Mark:Triple H has been laid out by Dave McGavin..

Rhino:Triple H isnt bleeding though…

Mark:Which is the point of this match up…

Rhino:Dave McGavin is going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:He is looking for some sort of weapon to do some more damage to Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H right now is having trouble getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dave McGavin has found himself a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Oh no…

Mark:Dave McGavin is now back in the ring and is waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:If Dave McGavin connects with a good shot this is going to be over…

Mark:Triple H staggers around… Dave McGavin swings… Triple H ducks… Spinebuster!

Rhino:Triple H was able to duck out of the way and he saved himself by connecting with the spinebuster…

Mark:Both men now are slow to get back up on to their feet…

Rhino:The Game is pulling himself back up…

Mark:Dave McGavin is getting up slowly… Triple H connects with straight right hands…

Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…

Mark:Triple H nails Dave McGavin with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!

Rhino:Big shot right there…

Mark:The Game is starting to get in to a bit of a groove…

Rhino:Dave McGavin is now staggering back up…

Mark:Triple H hooks him up… DDT!

Rhino:The fans are getting behind Triple H right now…

Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Dave McGavin to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dave McGavin is slow to get up…

Mark:Triple H kicks Dave McGavin in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Low Blow!

Rhino:That stops Triple H in his tracks…

Mark:Dave McGavin is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Game is staggering to his feet…

Mark:LARIAT!

Rhino:The Game was laid out with that shot…

Mark:Dave McGavin is now looking around for the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:He has a look in his eye right now…

Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dave McGavin has him lined up…

Mark:Dave McGavin swings… Triple H ducks and kicks Dave McGavin in the midsection… PEDIGREE! ON TO THE BARBED WIRE BAT!

Rhino:Dave McGavin is busted open…

Mark:Triple H isnt done…

Rhino:Triple H is grabbing the bat…

Mark:Triple H is driving the barbed wire in to the forehead of Dave McGavin…

Rhino:Dave McGavin’s face is turing in to a crimson mask…

Mark:The referee is stopping this match… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!

Rhino:The Game comes out on top of this back and forth battle…

Mark:Triple H was able to make Dave McGavin bleed and that’s all he had to do to win this…

Rhino:Hell of a match…

Mark:Lets put the power back in to the fans of the hands with our next contest…

Choose The Stipulation Match
Troy Joseph vs James Farrell
Choices:Falls Count Anywhere, Extreme Rules or Last Man Standing

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose the Stipulation Match… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Representing The Horsemen…JAMES FARRELL!

(“Hepburn Heights” plays as Jame Farrell enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:The fans have decided that this match up will be an… EXTREME RULES MATCH!

Rhino:Oh boy this should be interesting…

Mark:Troy Joseph lays in the right hands to James Farrell… James Farrell fights back with right hands of his own…

Rhino:They are picking up where they left off last week…

Mark:James Farrell whips Troy Joseph off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell lines up Troy Joseph… Dropkick!

Rhino:That knocked him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…

Mark:James Farrell goes out after Troy Joseph…James Farrell grabs Troy Joseph and rams him head first in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…

Mark:Clothesline by James Farrell taking Troy Joseph off of his feet…

Rhino:James Farrell is now looking around ringside for something…

Mark:James Farrell just picked up a steel chair…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up…

Mark:James Farrell charges with the chair… Troy Joseph with a side step and a drop toe hold and James Farrell goes face first in to the steel chair…

Rhino:That backfired on James Farrell…

Mark:James Farrell is getting back up and Troy Joseph scoops him up and slams him right down on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is rolling James Farrell back in to the ring…

Mark:Troy Joseph just found himself a singapore cane…

Rhino:James Farrell is slow to get back up…

Mark:Troy Joseph lines him up and nails him right across the back with that singapore cane…

Rhino:Hard shot righ there…

Mark:Troy Joseph lines him up and nails him right across the back with the singapore cane…

Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers James Farrell 1………………..2………….Kickout by James Farrell…

Rhino:James Farrell is taking his time to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph whips him hard in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is lining him up…

Mark:Running Splash! No!

Rhino:James Farrell moved out of the way…

Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering backwards…

Rhino:James Farrell picked up the singapore cane…

Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and James Farrell nails him right in the head with that singapore cane shot…

Rhino:He nailed him pretty good…

Mark:James Farrell covers Troy Joseph 1……………………..2………….Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell charges and connects with a Spear on Troy Joseph…

Rhino:James Farrell hits the move and is now going back to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Looks like James Farrell is going to bring a steel chair back in to this match up…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:James Farrell drives the chair in to the midsection of Troy Joseph and now drops the chair…

Rhino:He has something in mind right now does James Farrell…

Mark:James Farrell hooks him up… Piledriver! On to the Steel Chair!

Rhino:That could be the knockout shot right there…

Mark:James Farrell covers Troy Joseph 1……………………2………………….3…………NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph barely got his shoulder up right there…

Mark:James Farrell is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph seems a bit out of it…

Mark:James Farrell lines him up… BOSTON MASSACRE! NO!

Rhino:Troy Joseph fights out of it…

Mark:Troy Joseph shot him off in to the corner…

Rhino:James Farrell is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Troy Joseph grabs the chair…

Rhino:What is he going to do with the chair?

Mark:Troy Joseph throws the chair at James Farrell…

Rhino:James Farrell ducks the chair…

Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:He couldn’t get out of the way of that…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers James Farrell 1……………………2…………….3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

Rhino:Troy Joseph got him looking for the chair and he was able to take advantage and he pulls out the victory…

Mark:Solid victory for Troy Joseph as he tries to build up momentum… Its now time to see William McConnell in action against a hand picked opponent by the EWA Executive Committee…

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL!

(“Giving In” hits over the PA System as William McConnell makes his way down to the ring)

Mark: He wasn’t originally scheduled to be here tonight, but it seems the Executive Committee had other plans for him.

Rhino: After what he did last week, I think this is the Executive Committee retaliating.

Mark: Well, McConnell’s got a mic..

McConnell: Before the suits back there send in the poor lamb to slaughter here in a moment, I wanted to take this opportunity to say a few things. You know, back before Glory, I made it very clear to this company what I had in mind. I wanted to get this place back to where it was. Our talent pool was meager, attendance was down, guys were flaking out right and left and I realized this company didn’t need a savoir.. It needed a catalyst. I needed something or someone to desperately pull a trigger or light a fuse and get asses in seats and guys in the ring. From the moment I opened my mouth after putting a guy like CM Punk on his ass, that fuse was lit and things began to pick up around here. You look at the way things were before I came back and you look at things now. Do you think it’s any coincidence that after I pointed out everything wrong with the EWA that the brain trust in the back went out and began signing anyone and everyone they could get their hands on? Do you think it’s just happenstance that after I came out here and looked Lone Jobber in the eye and ran him down for the way he has handled this company since Shane McMahon cut out and I stopped picking up all the slack in the offices that the EWA has seen activity rise to a point that it was back in 2009? Guys are just itching to get their spots, they’re coming out here and making statements. Even now, you’ve got fresh meat back there in that locker room mobilizing themselves, making alliances to take on the establishment of this company and get rid of the same three or four guys who have clogged up the main event for over a decade now. Those guys in the back are doing exactly what it is I said needed to be done and look at this place! All you have to do is look around and you can feel that something is in the air. You can tell that something big is going to happen in this company and that there is going to a battle like no one has ever seen before. I was the catalyst, I opened the door for them and the suits back there should be out here kissing my ass and thanking me for opening their eyes to the stagnation that has plagued this place for nearly 5 years now! But of course, no one is going to DARE say that William McConnell was right and for that, the entire EWA can KISS MY ASS!

Mark: This guy is so full of himself.

Rhino: And the fans agree, they’re trying to boo him out of the building.

???: Will, Will, Will..

Mark: It’s WT Riker!

McConnell: If it isn’t the mouth piece for the think tank.

Riker: I understand you have a lot to say, Will, but as you were told, you’re here to wrestle tonight.

McConnell: Hold on, before you make your big announcement, something just came to mind.. The EWA needs to kiss my ass and YOU need to be first in line.

Mark: Oh come on.

McConnell: It was me who got you your damn job here. I remember when you were a nobody posting articles for the website. You used to be a faceless tool and look at you now. WT Riker, member of the EWA Executive Committee. The only thing that’s changed is that now the tool has a face.

Riker: If we can get to business, Will.

McConnell: Oh, sure. Hold on, let me prepare myself for this amazing announcement.

Mark: McConnell’s sitting down and propping himself up on the bottom rope.

Rhino: Looks like he’s making himself comfortable.

Riker: Before I announce your opponent Will, I want you to know something. The Executive Committee spent a lot of time on this decision before we came to the same conclusion. As smug as you sit in that ring, we realise that you don’t so much work for the EWA anymore as you work against it. You’ve given up your position as Commissioner, you trash the paychecks you’re sent as a member of the roster and you come out here and make a mockery of what this company is. So we decided the best way to handle this is to make this match an unsanctioned street fight.

Mark: Wow!

Riker: Because it’s unsanctioned, we allow ourselves to go outside of the company and find you anyone we chose regardless of their status with the EWA. And I believe we found the perfect opponent.

Mark: McConnell doesn’t seemed phased in the least.

(“The Bottom” hits over the PA System as the crowd explodes..)

Mark: Oh my god! It’s Big Daddy Ace!

Rhino: What a move by the Committee!

Mark: Ace is making a bee line for the ring and McConnell is getting to his feet! Ace is in! Double leg take down! Ace is opening up on his former friend!

Rhino: If there is anyone who deserved this, it’s Ace! That was genius by the Committee by making this unsanctioned!

Mark: McConnell shoves Ace off and is trying to get away but Ace is right on top of him, laying in the rights!

Rhino: Ace has so much to pay McConnell back for..

Mark: McConnell gets to the corner, but Ace begins stomping right through his chest! Ace is on fire!

Rhino: McConnell can’t even get room to breathe!

Mark: Ace gets McConnell to his feet.. Irish whip into the opposite corner! Ace charges in, but McConnell nails him with a back elbow! Clothesline by McConnell!

Rhino: There’s his opening.

Mark: McConnell finally able to get his vest off as he throws it down at Ace. McConnell now stomping away at the Big Tyme Playa as hard as he can. McConnell reaching down and getting Ace to his feet.. McConnell shoves Ace into the corner and begins choking him!

Rhino: The ref can’t stop this either, he’s only here for a three count or submission..

Mark: McConnell nails Ace with an uppercut.. And another! And now he’s just throwing them rapidly, each one rocking the head of Big Daddy Ace! McConnell with an irish whip.. Holds onto Ace.. Short arm clothesline!

Rhino: Neither of these men have wrestled since Glory, and it looks like McConnell doesn’t have any ring rust.

Mark: McConnell is signaling it to be over already.. He’s measuring Ace up.. Spinal tap! No! Ace ducked! Ace goes for a clothesline! McConnell ducks! Ace off the rope.. Five Star Superkick!

Rhino: McConnell missed the superkick to the back of the head, but caught it all to the chin..

Mark: McConnell with the cover.. 1……………… 2.. Ace powers out!

Rhino: Listen to the crowd! Ace isn’t going to give up that easily!

Mark: McConnell was looking to end this quick, but refusing to be put away. McConnell just smacked Ace across the back of the head as Ace tries to get to his feet.

Rhino: I can only imagine what sort of trash talk Ace must be enduring right now.

Mark: McConnell grabs Ace by the head.. Low blow! McConnell goes down!

Rhino: Dirty, yeah, but this is a fight and Ace has every reason to do what he just did!

Mark: McConnell rolling to the outside of the ring.. But Ace is right behind him and throws McConnell right into the guard rail! And then right into the steel steps!

Rhino: McConnell is being bounced around like a pinball over there.

Mark: Ace grabbing McConnell by the head and throwing pulling him around the ring.. They’re coming towards us.

Rhino: Oh man, here we go.

Mark: McConnell gets his head bounced right off our table! And again! And once more!

Rhino: Ace is trying to scramble his brains!

Mark: McConnell slumps to the ground.. And Ace is starting to take our table apart..

Rhino: You know exactly what he wants to do.

Mark: Ace throws McConnell onto our table and climbs up after him.. Ace to his feet.. McConnell’s hoisted up! He’s going for the Ace Crusher! No, McConnell slides off his shoulders and shoves Ace off the table and into the guard rail!

Rhino: McConnell barely dodged a bullet, there.

Mark: McConnell hops off the table and smacks Ace in the back of the head. He’s pulling Ace away from the guard rail.. Irish whip! Ace reverses! McConnell hops onto the guard rail! He jumps off and.. SPEAR! OH MY GOD!

Rhino: Big Daddy Ace just speared William McConnell right out of the air and through the guard rail!! Oh my god!

Mark: That was unbelievable! Ace may have just broke his former friend in half!

Rhino: But Ace is barely moving, too. I think he may have hit his head on the guard rail.

Mark: We’re getting a replay here. Different angle of it.. McConnell looked like he was coming off the guard rail for a kick and Ace caught him right in the air.. And there it is, Ace’s head hits the guard rail as he spears McConnell through it.

Rhino: Ace is starting to move now, all he has to do is get McConnell to the ring and pin him!

Mark: Ace stumbling to his feet, holding his head. He’s shaking the cobwebs out and I think he realises this opportunity!

Rhino: How much of a slap in the face would it be for Ace to pin McConnell?

Mark: Ace is reaching down and trying to get McConnell up, but McConnell is just dead weight!

Rhino: I think he may be out.

Mark: Ace just grabbed a bottle from one our fans and now he’s splashing beer into McConnell’s face.. It’s starting to get him stirring. Ace picks him up and now he’s dragging McConnell back to the ring.. Ace trying to get him in, but McConnell is still dead weight.

Rhino: You gotta wonder what kinda damage that spear did. McConnell’s head could have bounced off the concrete.

Mark: Ace walking over to the fans and grabbing another beer bottle and he’s splashing McConnell again.

Rhino: That stuff has got to sting McConnell’s eyes.

Mark: Ace sitting the bottle on the apron as McConnell again stirs. Ace picks him up and is finally able to roll him back into the ring.. Ace climbing back into the.. Wait! No! NO!

Rhino: McConnell just grabbed that beer bottle and shattered it over Aces head! He was playing possum! Damn it!

Mark: McConnell drags Ace out of the ropes.. Cover! 1…………………….. 2…………………… 3!

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL!

Mark: Damn it, Ace had this and McConnell suckered him in and took the cheap way out.

Rhino: McConnell is barely able to roll out of the ring.. I think he knew Ace had him beat and he had to do whatever he could to prevent that.

Mark: I hope this isn’t the last we see of Ace, he deserves more than this.

Rhino: It looks like right now, it’s up to the committee…

Mark:Its now time for our first title match up of the evening…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Alan Matthews(c) vs Shawn Michaels
Choices:Ladder Match, Steel Cage or Submission Only

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From San Antonio, Texas… Wieghing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds…Representing The Horsemen… The EWA Total Impact Champion…ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:The fans have decided that this match up will be a… STEEL CAGE MATCH!

Rhino:The Cage is coming down around these two men…

Mark:They look ready to go…

Rhino:This should be one hell of a match up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Alan Matthews lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are battling for position…

Mark:Alan Matthews back Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes and nails him with a couple of forearm shots… Alan Matthews with a straight uppercut and he gets knocked back in to the ropes… Alan Matthews whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews scores with another hiptoss on Shawn Michaels and now is locking in an arm bar…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is showing off his wrestling talent right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels fights his way back up on to his feet and fights out of the arm bar and now whips Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Arm Drag!

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up…

Mark:Another arm drag by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Once again Alan Matthews gets back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels takes Alan Matthews over with a side headlock takedown…

Rhino:Some back and forth wrestling skill being shown by both men…

Mark:Alan Matthews fights his way back up on to his feet and he drives his elbow in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels… Belly to Back Suplex!

Rhino:Nice move right there to get out of the headlock…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes for the first cover of the match 1………….2…………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:They are surrounded by the cage but arent using the cage so far..

Mark:The steel cage got 46.7 percent of the vote…

Rhino:Seems like everyone wanted to keep everyone else out of this match up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet and Alan Matthews nails him with a couple of hard uppercuts and now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………………2……….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now bringing Shawn Michaels to the corner…

Mark:Alan Matthews is driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels and he now sends him off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Hard Clothesline! By Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2…………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has control of this match up…

Mark:Alan Matthews now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is eyeing up Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind Shawn Michaels… German Suplex! No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is blocking it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels goes behind Alan Matthews… School Boy! 1………………2…………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Backslide! 1……………..2…………….Kickout again by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up again…

Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels…Big right hand by Shawn Michaelsl knocking Alan Matthews off of his feet…

Rhino:Look at Shawn Michaels turning the tide in this match up…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet… Chop Lock! By Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:He just clipped the leg right out from underneath Alan Matthews…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up… Shawn Michaels grabs the leg and knee of Alan Matthews… Knee Buster!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to weaken the legs of Alan Matthews…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with the leg and he snaps it backwards…

Rhino:You can see Alan Matthews is in a little bit of pain…

Mark:Shawn Michaels drags Alan Matthews in to the middle of the ring… Figure Four!

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble right now…

Mark:The Figure Four is locked in and Shawn Michaels puts the pressure on the leg of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to fight his way out of it…

Mark:Alan Matthews shoulders hit the mat and the referee counts 1…………….2……….Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to make his way to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to apply some pressure to the leg of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is getting close to the ropes…

Mark:He gets close but he stops and shoulders are down again 1……………….2…………….Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up again..

Rhino:He almost got him there…

Mark:Alan Matthews with one more burst and he is able to get to the ropes…

Rhino:The damage has been done to the leg of Alan Matthews…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering to his feet… Shawn Michaels trips up Alan Matthews…

Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels going to do here?

Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs him by the legs… Slingshot! In to the Steel Cage!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now staggering around dazed…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Alan Matthews and drives him head first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion looks to be out of it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now covers Alan Matthews 1……………………2……………3…….No!

Rhino:Alan Matthews got his shoulder up…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering up on to his his feet right now…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him setup…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Alan Matthews straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop! No!

Rhino:Alan Matthews rolled out of the way…

Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion had that move well scouted…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews is up and he grabs Shawn Michaels and rams him face first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews isnt done…

Mark:Alan Matthews tosses Shawn Michaels face first in to the other side of the steel cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is being bounced around the cage…

Mark:Alan Matthews scoops up Shawn Michaels and now drives him head first in to the cage…

Rhino:The fire has been lit under the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2…………….3…No!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now slow to get back up… Alan Matthews hooks him up… German Release Suplex!

Rhino:That dropped Shawn Michaels right on his head…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2………………3……..NO!

Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews now covers Shawn Michaels again 1…………………..2……………….3………..NO!

Rhino:Once again at the last second Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now locking in a Texas Cloverleaf!

Rhino:This is a bad position for Shawn Michaels to be in right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:Alan Matthews cant sit all the way down just yet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the ropes…

Rhino:Alan Matthews pulls him back in to the center of the ring…

Mark:Alan Matthews now sits down on the back with the Cloverleaf and this could be it for Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is saying No…

Rhino:He is trying to crawl back to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to shake his head no…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is telling him to tap out…

Mark:Shawn Michaels stops moving…

Rhino:I think this is going to be it right now…

Mark:The referee checks on Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels arms stays up and he grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken…

Rhino:Alan Matthews thought he had him down right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to put Shawn Michaels away right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers to his feet… DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2……………..3…………NO!

Rhino:How in the world did he kick out?

Mark:Im not quite sure…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now pulling Shawn Michaels back up…

Mark:He just threw him in to the corner…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now putting Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…

Mark:The Showstopper is in a bad position…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…

Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels held on to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs Alan Matthews and rams him in to the cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews falls off the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on the top rope…

Rhino:Here he comes…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop Connects!

Rhino:This time Shawn Michaels was able to hit the elbow drop…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2………………….3………NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to kick out…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…

Rhino:You know whats coming here…

Mark:Alan Matthews is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews ducks it…

Mark:Alan Matthews grabs Shawn Michaels and tosses him in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering around dazed…

Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets out of it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels charges… Clothesline! No! CROSSFACE!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets to the ropes quickly…

Rhino:Alan Matthews almost trapped him in the crossface…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes again…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels falls on top of Alan Matthews 1……………………2……………….3……………….NO! Alan Matthews got his foot on the rope….

Rhino:Shawn Michaels can not believe it…

Mark:Alan Matthews is struggling to get back up…

Rhino:He is using the ropes to get back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops to Alan Matthews and backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to figure out his next move…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Alan Matthews in to the corner…

Rhino:Alan Matthews leg just gave out and he fell right down to the mat…

Mark:This isnt good…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is walking over to Alan Matthews…

Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs him… No… Small Package! 1…………………..2…………………3………….NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:Alan Matthews suckered Shawn Michaels in…

Mark:Both men are getting back up on to their feet… Shawn Michaels charges…

Rhino:Alan Matthews saw him coming…

Mark:Alan Matthews has Shawn Michaels up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2……………….3………..ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:How did Shawn Michaels kick out?

Mark:Im not sure…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now figuring out his next move…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is slow to get back up…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is waiting…

Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes again…

Mark:Shawn Michaels pushes him in to the cage…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around dazed…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2………………….3…………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:What a match up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is the new EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:These two men just tore down the house…

Mark:In the end the second Superkick Shawn Michaels was able to get the victory…

Rhino:I was impressed by both men…

Mark:So was I…

Rhino:I dont think this is the last time we will see these two in the ring together..

Mark:Im with you there… But it is now time for our Main Event…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs ???
Choices:CM Punk, Alexis Laree or Mr. Anderson

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the fans choice…

(“This Fire Burns” begins to play in the arena…)

Pa Announcer:From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… Accompanied by Ric Flair.. Representing the Horsemen…CM PUNK!

Rhino:Wow I am shocked by this one…

Mark:We are told that CM Punk won the voting with 48.3 Percent of the vote and his votes came in on the last day…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson thought he was gonna get the vote but his partner in the horsemen got it instead…

Mark:Lone Jobber and CM Punk lock up in the center of the ring… CM Punk with a couple of hard shots to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:CM Punk is laying them in…

Mark:CM Punk kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and nails him with a snap suplex… CM Punk goes for the quick cover 1……………2………Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:CM Punk is putting the boots to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet in the corner… CM Punk with kicks to the midsection of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He continues to lay in the kicks…

Mark:CM Punk whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:CM Punk is lining him up…

Mark:CM Punk goes for a round house kick… No! Lone Jobber ducks… Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Nice counter right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the quick cover 1………………2………..Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk is making his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of hard shots to the side of the head of CM Punk and Lone Jobber sends CM Punk off in to the ropes… CM Punk comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:CM Punk is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up and slams CM Punk down to the canvas…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:CM Punk is staggering back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber comes off the top rope… Flying Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice move right there by the EWA World Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers CM Punk 1……………….2……………Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up CM Punk… DDT! No!

Rhino:CM Punk drove him back in to the corner…

Mark:That was a nice counter to the DDT… CM Punk drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Lone Jobber in the corner…

Rhino:CM Punk is pulling Lone Jobber out of the corner…

Mark:Gutwrench Backbreaker! By CM Punk…

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:CM Punk covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………. Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk now hooks up Lone Jobber… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………….2…………..3..No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to kick out…

Mark:CM Punk is now going to the ring apron…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk lines him up… Springboard Clothesline!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…

Mark:CM Punk covers Lone Jobber again 1……………….2………………3…No!

Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…

Mark:CM Punk is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has staggered back in to the corner…

Mark:CM Punk charges in… Running Knee! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber moved…

Mark:CM Punk is now staggering out of the corner… Low Card Kick!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers CM Punk 1………………..2………..3…..NO!

Rhino:CM Punk was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now slow to his feet…

Rhino:Hes trying to shake off the attack…

Mark:Lone Jobber with right hands to CM Punk and now whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to feel it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers CM Punk 1……………….2…………3…….NO!

Rhino:Another close one…

Mark:CM Punk is now staggeirng to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is eyeing him up…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop…

Rhino:CM Punk countered…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering to his feet…

Rhino:CM Punk is lining him up…

Mark:Round House Kick! No! Lone Jobber ducks and CM Punk hit the referee with the kick…

Rhino:The referee is down…

Mark:CM Punk turns around… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:He hit the kick again…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover…

Rhino:The referee has been taken out…

Mark:Ric Flair is calling to the back…

Rhino:Who is he calling for?

Mark:Here comes Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson has a steel chair in hand…

Mark:Lone Jobber doesn’t see Mr. Anderson… Clothesline from behind…

Rhino:CM Punk is staggering up…

Mark:CM Punk is holding up Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is lining up Lone Jobber…

Mark:Wait a minute!

Rhino:Its Troy Joseph!

Mark:Troy Joseph is in the ring and he pulls the chair away from Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is back peddling…

Mark:Mr. Anderson slides out of the ring….

Rhino:CM Punk is being lined up now…

Mark:Mr. Anderson from behind pulls Troy Joseph out of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson and Troy Joseph are brawling on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:CM Punk is lining up Lone Jobber…

Mark:CM Punk has him up… GO TO SLEEP! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes…

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:The referee is back up… Lone Jobber makes the count 1………………2…………..3…………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls out the victory and keeps his title…

Mark:Hard Fought victory for the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:It really was…

Mark:Things are heating up all over the place and with two big events next month… Who knows what will happen… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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