Unholy Alliances 2012
Mark:We are in one of the best cities for Wrestling… We are in Chicago… For Unholy Alliances…
Rhino:I love Chicago Pizza…
Mark:Of course you do… And what a night of action we have for everyone tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Oh tonight is going to be good…
Mark:In our Main Event its going to be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when William McConnell teams with Mr. Anderson to take on Lone Jobber and The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom had William McConnell’s number a couple of weeks ago… Can he win the title tonight?
Mark:We shall see… As Lone Jobber seems ready to go tonight as well…
Rhino:Never count out the Asshole…
Mark:Also tonight we have the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line when Troy Joseph teams with Steve Austin to face off against Dante Daevain and CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is going to do everything he can to cost Dante Daevain this match up…
Mark:It should make for an interesting evening… So lets not waste anymore time and head to the ring for our opening contest…
Kurt Angle & Lilith Evans vs Elvis Jones & The Boogeyman
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… KURT ANGLE!
(“Gold Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Washnington, DC… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The Natural ELVIS JONES!
(“Perfection” plays as Elvis Jones enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From The Bottomless Pit… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… THE BOOGEYMAN!
(“Gonna Get You” plays as Boogeyman enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be Kurt Angle and The Boogeyman starting things out for their respective teams… Kurt Angle locks up with the Boogeyman and backs him up in to the ropes right away…
Rhino:Referee is stepping in for a clean break…
Mark:Kurt Angle goes for a right hand… The Boogeyman blocks and nails Kurt Angle with a couple of shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Boogeyman whips Kurt Angle in to the ropes… Kurt Angle with a reversal… Boogeyman comes off the ropes…Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He sent him across the ring with that suplex!
Mark:Boogeyman is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is right behind him…
Mark:Kurt Angle hooks up the Boogeyman and nails him with a belly to back suplex and goes right for the cover 1…………….2…………….Elvis Jones comes right in and breaks it up…
Rhino:He is dragging Boogeyman back in to his corner…
Mark:Elvis Jones tags himself in…
Rhino:He clearly can see that the Boogeyman isnt getting the job done…
Mark:Elvis Jones locks up with Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Elvis Jones goes behind Kurt Angle and nails him with a German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Elvis Jones covers Kurt Angle 1…………2…………..Kickout by Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Elvis Jones hooks up Kurt Angle and nails him with a Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………2………… Lilith Evans comes in and stomps right in to the chest of Elvis Jones…
Rhino:Well that broke up the pin fall…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans tags herself in…
Rhino:She is up on the top rope…
Mark:Elvis Jones turns around… Flying Crossbody! Connects! Lilith Evans with the cover 1……………..2……………..3……No!
Rhino:Strong kickout at the last second right there…
Mark:Elvis Jones is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Lilith Evans…
Mark:Running Headscissors! Taking Elvis Jones off of his feet..
Rhino:He is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges… Running Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Elvis Jones!
Rhino:She could have him right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Elvis Jones 1………………2…………..3…..No!
Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…
Mark:Elvis Jones is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in control right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:She just planted him with that DDT…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Elvis Jones once again 1…………………2……………..3………….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans has Elvis Jones in a bad position right here and now…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is slow to get back up…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Elvis Jones… TORTURED! NO!
Rhino:Elvis Jones fights out of it…
Mark:Elvis Jones shoves Lilith Evans away…
Rhino:Kurt Angle tags himself in…
Mark:Lilith Evans comes off the ropes… Powerslam! By Elvis Jones…
Rhino:Lilith Evans isnt legal…
Mark:Elvis Jones went for the cover…
Rhino:The referee is saying she isnt legal…
Mark:Kurt Angle is in the ring…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is getting back up…
Mark:ANGLE SLAM! NO!
Rhino:Elvis Jones escapes out of it…
Mark:Elvis Jones spins Kurt Angle around and now scoops him up… RUNNING POWERSLAM!
Rhino:He drives him hard right in to the mat…
Mark:Elvis Jones covers Kurt Angle 1………………..2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ELVIS JONES and THE BOOGEYMAN!
Rhino:Elvis Jones pulls out the victory tonight over Lilith Evans and Kurt Angle…
Mark:Lilith Evans was on the verge of defeating Elvis Jones but he was able to escape and take back control of this match up…
Randy Orton & Triple H vs AJ Styles & Mick Foley
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Long Island, New York… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… MICK FOLEY!
(“Wreck” plays as Mick Foley enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be AJ Styles and Randy Orton starting things out… Both men are battling for position…
Rhino:They are battling back and forth…
Mark:AJ Styles hammers Randy Orton with a couple of shots and backs Randy Orton up in to the ropes… AJ Styles whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Randy Orton 1…………….2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles climbs up the corner and starts to nails Randy Orton with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Randy Orton staggers out of the corner… AJ Styles nails him with a running back elbow…
Rhino:Nice shot right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Randy Orton 1………………2…………… Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is struggling right now…
Mark:Mick Foley gets the tag from AJ Styles…
Rhino:Randy Orton is back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles and Mick Foley whip Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice double clothesline right there…
Mark:Mick Foley covers Randy Orton 1……………2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Mick Foley is just hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Mick Foley has Randy Orton down in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Foley…
Mark:Mick Foley charges in… Running Knee! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton moved out of the way…
Mark:Mick Foley drove his knee hard in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Mick Foley is staggering around…
Mark:Randy Orton spins Mick Foley around and nails him with an uppercut…
Rhino:That took Mick Foley right off of his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton scoops up and slams Mick Foley down to the canvas…
Rhino:Here comes Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton comes off the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H just tug himself in from behind…
Mark:Randy Orton and Triple H are face to face…
Rhino:Triple H just told Randy Orton to go to the corner…
Mark:Mick Foley just rolled to his corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles gets the tag…
Mark:Triple H turns around… Springboard Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is nailing him with shots…
Mark:AJ Styles whips Triple H off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes AJ Styles…
Mark:Running Splash!
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:AJ Styles goes for a kick… Triple H catches the foot and now spins AJ Styles around… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Triple H took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Triple H covers AJ Styles 1……………..2…………….Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks AJ Styles in the midsection…
Rhino:Randy Orton just tug himself in…
Mark:Triple H shoves AJ Styles away and now Randy Orton and Triple H are nose to nose once again…
Rhino:They just cant seem to get along…
Mark:Randy Orton slaps Triple H right across the face…
Rhino:Here they go…
Mark:Triple H and Randy Orton are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:They couldn’t put their egos aside and they are just beating the hell out of each other…
Mark:Triple H knocks Randy Orton down with a big right hand…
Rhino:The referee is trying to get Triple H out of the ring…
Mark:Randy Orton is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles has him lined up…
Mark:PELE!
Rhino:AJ Styles got all of that kick…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Randy Orton 1………………….2…………….3………NO! Triple H comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Triple H just charged and knocked Mick Foley off the ring apron…
Mark:The referee is trying to get Triple H out of the ring again…
Rhino:Randy Orton is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles is setting up Randy Orton… STYLES CLASH! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton counters out of it with a back body drop…
Mark:Randy Orton is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H tags himself in…
Mark:AJ Styles staggers up… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Game hit the Pedigree…
Mark:Triple H covers AJ Styles 1…………………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners TRIPLE H and RANDY ORTON!
Rhino:The Game and Randy Orton some how get the victory tonight…
Mark:They couldn’t get along but they were still able to pick up the victory…
Rhino:That’s impressive that they were able to do that…
Mark:It was… As we now go back to the ring for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Steve Austin(c) & Troy Joseph vs CM Punk & Dante Daevain
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…First…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…CM PUNK!
(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway…
Rhino:CM Punk has claimed he is going to do whatever he can to make sure that Dante Daevain doesn’t win the title…
Mark:Steve Austin and Troy Joseph wont be getting along either…
Rhino:This will make for one really interesting match up…
Mark:Steve Austin and Dante Daevain will start things out for their respective teams..
Rhino:Here wego…
Mark:Steve Austin nails Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is firing right back with shots of his own…
Mark:Dante Daevain takes control and backs Steve Austin up in to the ropes and just lays in the shots to the midsection and now sends Steve Austin off in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:He caught him square on with that boot…
Mark:Steve Austin is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain comes charging in and nails him with a clothesline! Dante Daevain covers Steve Austin 1………….2…………Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:CM Punk was thinking about coming in to the ring to break that up…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Steve Austin to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is getting back up slowly…
Mark:Dante Daevain whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Dante Daevain charges… Steve Austin moves out of the way…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Steve Austin nails Dante Daevain with right hands and backs him up in to his corner…
Rhino:He is now stomping away at Dante Daevain in the corner…
Mark:He is just stomping a mudhole in him right now…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just tug himself in mid stomp…
Mark:You can see that look on the face of Steve Austin right now…
Rhino:He didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Troy Joseph now pulls Dante Daevain out of the corner and now whips him off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That took him off of his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2……………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:CM Punk is just looking away for the most part as the action is going on…
Mark:Troy Joseph walks up to CM Punk and nails him with a right hand…
Rhino:He knocked him off the ring apron with that right hand…
Mark:Dante Daevain is back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph turns around and walks right in to a Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Dante Daevain drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph 1……………..2………….Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet slower right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain waits for Troy Joseph to turn around and he hooks him up… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:That sent him across the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2……………….3…No! Steve Austin comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Steve Austin’s title is at stake so he is going to need to continue to help out Troy Joseph if he wants to keep his Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is in trouble right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain has him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Bad position for Troy Joseph right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now climbing the top rope…
Rhino:CM Punk is in the ring…
Mark:He is trying to distract Dante Daevain…
Rhino:The referee is getting CM Punk out of the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Troy Joseph… Superplex! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph blocks it…
Mark:Troy Joseph knocks Dante Daevain off the top rope…
Rhino:Dante Daveain is down on the mat…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:The CM Punk distraction is helping out Troy Joseph…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:Troy Joseph could have him right here and now…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1…………………….2……………………3………..NO! Steve Austin comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Steve Austin was going to win the match but he was a half a second away from losing the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:This is what makes this event and this type of match up so unique… Everything is at stake…
Rhino:Troy Joseph and Steve Austin are having words right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The referee is getting Steve Austin out of the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain is back up in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Running Splash! No!
Rhino:Dante Daevain moved out of the way…
Mark:Troy Joseph is spinning around dazed…Dante Daevain whips Troy Joseph off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Steve Austin tags himself in…
Mark:Big Boot!
Rhino:Nice shot right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Steve Austin is the legal man…
Mark:Steve Austin pulls Dante Daevain off of Troy Joseph and now nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Dante Daevain off in to the ropes…Lou Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:STONE COLD STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain shoves him off in to the ropes…
Mark:Stone Cold just got sent in to Troy Joseph and Troy Joseph flies off the apron…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Steve Austin turns around… FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Steve Austin 1…………………….2…………………..3…………NO!
Rhino:CM Punk broke it up…
Mark:CM Punk did say he would stop him from winning and he just did it right there…
Rhino:CM Punk is just laying in the shots right there…
Mark:CM Punk pulls Dante Daevain up on to his feet… Round House Kick!
Rhino:That could be a knock out shot right there…
Mark:Steve Austin crawls on top of Dante Daevain 1…………………………..2………………….3…………………NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:CM Punk is stunned…
Rhino:He is now back in the ring…
Mark:CM Punk pulls Dante Daevain back up… GO TO SLEEP! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain gets out of it…
Mark:FALL OF MAN! To CM Punk!
Rhino:That’s Dante Daevain basically saying to CM Punk you wont cost me this match up…
Mark:Steve Austin is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steve Austin is lining up Dante Daevain…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back in to the ring and he spins Steve Austin around… STUNNER to STONE COLD!
Rhino:Stone Cold is out on his feet…
Mark:FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain hit it…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Steve Austin 1………………….2………………..3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners CM PUNK and your NEW EWA Total Impact Champion DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Troy Joseph had enough of Steve Austin and he nailed him with a Stunner allowing Dante Daevain to capitalize and win the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Troy Joseph looks right at Dante Daevain…
Rhino:He is telling Dante he wants a shot at his title…
Mark:I think we may see these two collide down the line… But its now time for our main event…
EWA World Championship Match
William McConnell(c) & Mr. Anderson vs The Phantom & Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM MCCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:It is going to be Mr. Anderson and The Phantom starting things out for their respective teams…
Rhino:William McConnell and Lone Jobber not looking happy about having their partners start off…
Mark:Its the way its going to be however… As The Phantom locks up with Mr. Anderson… Mr. Anderson with a couple of hard shots to The Phantom to back him up in the corner…Mr. Anderson whips The Phantom off in to the farside…
Rhino:The Phantom is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mr. Anderson nails him with a back elbow and goes for the quick cover 1………..2………..Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson with a couple of hard knife edge chops across the chest of The Phantom…
Rhino:You heard that last chop…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up The Phantom and nails him with a float over suplex… Mr. Anderson floats over in to the cover 1………………2………….Kickout by The Phantom once again…
Rhino:Quick covers are trying to wear down The Phantom…
Mark:Mr. Anderson scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop! No!
Rhino:The Phantom rolled out of the way…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers back up… The Phantom returns the set of chops to Mr. Anderson as he lays them right now…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:The Phantom lights up his chest and now sends Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That took him off of his feet…
Mark:The Phantom covers Mr. Anderson 1………………2…………Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:William McConnell showed a little concern right there that he may have lost the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet… The Phantom hooks up Mr. Anderson… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is spinning around…
Mark:The Phantom with a Spin Kick!
Rhino:He took his head off with that kick…
Mark:The Phantom covers Mr. Anderson 1………………2…………………Kickout again by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:William McConnell started to enter the ring right there…
Mark:The Phantom brings Mr. Anderson over to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the tag…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of hard shots to Mr. Anderson as he now scoops up and slams him down to the canvas… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Leg Drop!
Rhino:He connected right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Mr. Anderson 1……………2………William McConnell comes in and pulls Lone Jobber off of Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson puts on the breaks…
Mark:Mr. Anderson tags out to William McConnell…
Rhino:Now things are going to get really interesting…
Mark:As we now have William McConnell and Lone Jobber face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Two big rivals ready to go at it…
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber are eye to eye and William McConnell pokes Lone Jobber right in the eye…
Rhino:Cheap shot right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets sent for the ride in to the ropes by William McConnell… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Hiptoss!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up….
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker! William McConnell goes right for the cover 1………….2……..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:William McConnell is pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Lone Jobber… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Drops him right on his head…
Mark:William McConnell covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber..
Rhino:William McConnell has a headlock locked in on Lone Jobber..
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to fight back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to keep him down on the ground…
Mark:Lone Jobber fights his way to his feet and nails William McConnell with shots right to the midsection…
Rhino:He is hammering him with those shots…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves William McConnell off in to the ropes… William McConnell comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:William McConnell staggers to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up William McConnell… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around…
Mark:DDT! By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:These two rivals are taking it to one another…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers William McConnell 1………….2…………..Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:Right now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell is back up and Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Heritage!
Rhino:William McConnell was planted…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers William McConnell as Mr. Anderson and The Phantom watch on 1……………….2………..3…No!
Rhino:William McConnell was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is struggling right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up William McConnell and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just shouted this is how its done…
Mark:As Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:450 Splash! No!
Rhino:William McConnell moved out of the way…
Mark:I would think by now Lone Jobber would have realized that William McConnell would have had that move scouted…
Rhino:You would think…
Mark:William McConnell is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Mr. Anderson looks at William McConnell and is asking for a tag…
Rhino:William McConnell just brushes him off…
Mark:William McConnell with chops right across the chest of Lone Jobber and backs him up in to the corner… William McConnell with a hard irish whip…
Rhino:Lone Jobber flips in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering around dazed… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit that kick right there…
Mark:William McConnell covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………..3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:William McConnell is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet….
Rhino:Lone Jobber seems out of it after the superkick…
Mark:William McConnell kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:William McConnell covers Lone Jobber again 1……………2…………….3………….NO!
Rhino:Once again a very close nearfall…
Mark:Lone Jobber barely was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Phantom really wants the tag right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to crawl to the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell pulls him back towards the center of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell with a couple of stomps to the chest of Lone Jobber and now scoops him up and slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:William McConnell is telling Lone Jobber this is how you do it…
Mark:William McConnell is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like William McConnell is going to fly this time…
Mark:FROG SPLASH! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell missed as well…
Mark:They both tried high risk moves and they both missed…
Rhino:Both men need to make a tag…
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber are both struggling to their feet…
Rhino:They have been giving it everything they have in this match up…
Mark:Both men are back up… William McConnell and Lone Jobber look at their partners and go back to looking at each other…
Rhino:They want to do this on their own…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and nails William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips William McConnell back in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:I think these men made a mistake not making tags…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up William McConnell and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:William McConnell is in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers William McConnell 1……………………2………………..3……….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Wait a minute…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:Someone in a black hooded mask has just jumped the ramp and is going right for Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:What is happening here?
Mark:Mr. Anderson and this masked man are trading shots…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:I dont know…
Rhino:They are brawling up the ramp right now…
Mark:Security is trying to break them up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now taking a page out of Shawn Michaels play book right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is tuning up the band for the Low Card Kick…
Rhino:That doesn’t have the same ring to it as Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:No it doesn’t…
Rhino:Wait a second…
Mark:The Phantom just tagged himself in to this match up…
Rhino:The Phantom smells blood…
Mark:Lone Jobber reluctantly heads to the apron…
Rhino:The Phantom is going for William McConnell..
Mark:The Phantom hooks up Willam McConnell… MOMENT OF SILENCE! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell fights out of it…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit it…
Mark:William McConnell covers The Phantom and looks right at Lone Jobber 1……………………2…………….3…………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners MR. ANDERSON and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell survives…
Mark:Lone Jobber just grabbed the EWA World Heavyweight Championship away from the referee…
Rhino:William McConnell struggles to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks at the World Title and reluctantly hands it to William McConnell…
Rhino:Look at the smirk on William McConnell’s face…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just laid out William McConnell…
Mark:Lone Jobber leans over to William McConnell and just said… Just That Easy…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just sent a message to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber walks out of the ring past The Phantom and just shakes his head…
Rhino:Is the World Title in the future of Lone Jobber?
Mark:We will have to see… Good Night Everyone!
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