Saturday Night Torture 08-11-12

Mark:We are LIVE in San Francisco, California for Saturday Night Torture and we have a stacked card tonight…

Rhino:This is a huge night of action…

Mark:We have a few returning faces…

Rhino:That we do…

Mark:We have an egotistical champion of the company…

Rhino:That we do…

Mark:We have plenty of exciting matches…

Rhino:That we do…

Mark:So why waste time talking about it…

Rhino:That we do…

Mark:Hey!

Rhino:Sorry…

Mark:Lets just get to the ring for our Opening Contest here at Saturday Night Torture…

Troy Joseph vs Brock Lesnar

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall..Introducing first..From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!

(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)

Mark:Troy Joseph strikes Brock Lesnar with right hands…

Rhino:He is going right for Brock Lesnar…

Mark:Troy Joseph continues to lay in the right hands…

Rhino:This is Troy Joseph’s chance to get some revenge on Brock Lesnar for the match up from a couple of weeks ago…

Mark:Troy Joseph whips Brock Lesnar off in to the ropes… Brock Lesnar comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That took Brock Lesnar off of his feet…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is now staggering back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph charges… Brock Lesnar ducks… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Troy Joseph hit the floor hard…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is now going on to the outside of the ring after Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph gets back up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar charges and drives Troy Joseph right in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar continues to drive Troy Joseph back first in to the steel guard rail…

Mark:Troy Joseph is hurting right now… As Brock Lesnar scoops up and slams Troy Joseph down to the ground…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Brock Lesnar lifts up Troy Joseph and throws him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Brock Lesnar…

Mark:Brock Lesnar charges in shoulder first… Troy Joseph moves out of the way…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar just went shoulder first in to the ring post…

Mark:Troy Joseph holds on to his back as he waits for Brock Lesnar to turn around… STUNNER!

Rhino:He hit the stunner right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers Brock Lesnar 1…………………2………………Kickout by Brock Lesnar…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph whips Brock Lesnar off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Troy Joseph is going to fly… Swanton Bomb!

Rhino:Troy Joseph hit it…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers Brock Lesnar 1……………………2……………….3……..NO!!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Very close near fall right there…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar ducked it…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now setting him up…

Mark:Troy Joseph is up on the shoulders of Brock Lesnar… F5!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar hit it…

Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Troy Joseph 1………………..2………………..3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!

Rhino:Troy Joseph gave it what he had in the tank but he was unable to get the job done tonight…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber in action… As we now get to the ring for our next contest…

Anton Hinton vs Shawn Michaels

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first..From Odense, Denmark… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… ANTON HINSTON!

(“King of My World” plays as Anton Hinston enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels wants to shake the hand of Anton Hinton…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is looking to show Anton Hinton respect…

Mark:Anton Hinton isnt sure he wants to shake the hand of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Come on dude… Show the man some respect… Shake his hand…

Mark:Anton Hinton shakes the hand of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Nice moment right there…

Mark:Anton Hinton strikes Shawn Michaels with a right hand…

Rhino:Now that was cheap…

Mark:Anton Hinton now charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Anton Hinton turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Well that was one hell of a kick right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels connected with that big kick…

Rhino:Well that will teach you to cheap shot Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Anton Hinton 1………………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just taught this young kid a little bit of respect…

Mark:A Superkick will do that…

Rhino:This is very true…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now helping the kid back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Anton Hinton looks to be out of it…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Well now Shawn Michaels just had a little bit of fun…

Mark:Shawn Michaels just said… My Bad…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems to be having a good time right now…

Mark:He sure is… As we now get set for more action here tonight…

Randy Orton vs Alexis Laree

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Beautiful Dangerous” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Mark:Randy Orton locks up with Alexis Laree… Randy Orton backs her right up in to the corner..

Rhino:Referee is asking for a clean break…

Mark:Randy Orton goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree ducks and turns it around on Randy Orton and nails him with forearm shots…

Rhino:She is laying the shots in…

Mark:Alexis Laree whips Randy Orton off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Alexis Laree nails him with a Flying Back Elbow!

Rhino:She caught him with that shot…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Randy Orton 1………………..2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges and nails Randy Orton with a dropkick…

Rhino:That dropkick knocked Randy Orton out of the ring…

Mark:Randy Orton is a little frustrated right now…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now taking a moment to get back in to the ring…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges and nails him with a Baseball Slide!

Rhino:She just got him right in the face with that baseball slide…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now going out after Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree rolls Randy Orton back in to the ring…

Rhino:Randy Orton is lsow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree is up on the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like she is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!

Rhino:Randy Orton caught her in mid air…

Mark:Randy Orton now nails Alexis Laree with a Backbreaker!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is holding on to her back…

Mark:Randy Orton picks Alexis Laree and nails her with another backbreaker!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is really hurting…

Mark:Randy Orton covers Alexis Laree 1……………………2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Randy Orton now hooks up Alexis Laree… Stalling Vertical Suplex! No!

Rhino:Alexis Laree escapes out of the suplex…

Mark:Dropkick! Right to the back of Randy Orton…

Rhino:That sent Randy Orton right in to the corner…

Mark:Randy Orton staggers backwards… School Girl! 1………………………….2………………………3……..NO!

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Randy Orton is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining him up…

Mark:CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Alexis Laree hit the kick…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Randy Orton 1…………………..2……………3……………NO!

Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…

Mark:Very close nearfall right there…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to put Randy Orton away right here and now…

Mark:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to put him away…

Mark:LAREE DDT! NO!

Rhino:Randy Orton drives her right back in to the corner…

Mark:Randy Orton was able to counter out of the Laree DDT…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:RKO!

Rhino:Randy Orton hit it…

Mark:Randy Orton covers Alexis Laree 1…………………….2……………..3……………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!

Rhino:Randy Orton pulls this one out here tonight…

Mark:We are being told right now that later on in the show that Kent Richardson will be having an update on everything that’s been going in with the EWA Website … As we now get back to the ring for more action…

PyroManiAxe vs Mr. Anderson

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!

(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!

(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)

Mark:PyroManiAxe nails Mr. Anderson with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Mr.Anderson fires back with right hands of his own and backs PyroManiAxe in to the corner…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson continues to lay in the right hands in the corner…

Mark:Mr. Anderson now nails PyroManiAxe with elbows right to the side of the head… Mr. Anderson now whips PyroManiAxe off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Mr. Anderson nails PyroManiAxe with a clothesline… Mr. Anderson covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2…………Kickout by PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Anderson now hooks up PyroManiAxe… Suplex! Mr. Anderson covers PyroManiAxe 1………………..2……….Kickout again by PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is stomping away at PyroManiAxe…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is trying to get to the ropes… Mr. Anderson pulls PyroManiAxe back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson has control of this match up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up PyroManiAxe… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in trouble at the moment…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2………….. PyroManiAxe kicks out again…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is yelling at PyroManiAxe to stay down…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is back up on to his feet by the ropes…

Mark:Mr. Anderson charges at PyroManiAxe… PyroManiAxe ducks and pulls down the top rope and Mr. Anderson goes flying over the top rope to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe saw him coming and was able to get out of the way…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is now getting up on to his feet…

Rhino:Look out…

Mark:PyroManiAxe dives through the ropes right on to Mr. Anderson..

Rhino:Nice move right there by PyroManiAxe…

Mark:PyroManiAxe now rolls Mr. Anderson back in to the ring…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Mr. Anderson has staggered back up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice move by PyroManiAxe…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Mr. Anderson 1……………….2………………..Kickout by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Anderson turns around… Spinebuster!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe drilled him with that spinebuster…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Mr. Anderson 1……………………2………………..Kickout again by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is has taken back control of this match up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson has staggered back up in to the corner…

Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up Mr. Anderson… Tornado DDT!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe planted him with that Tornado DDT!

Mark:Mr. Anderson has been laid out…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe has headed up on to the top rope…

Mark:PyroManiAxe looks to be taking a chance right here and now…

Rhino:Look out!

Mark:Shooting Star Press! No!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson got his knees up…

Mark:That knocks the wind right out of PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson has now gotten back up on to his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe has staggered back up on to his feet… Mr. Anderson gets him up on his shoulders… Green Bay Plunge!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in trouble…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers PyroManiAxe 1……………….2…………3……..NO!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is now setting him up…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:MIC CHECK! NO!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is fighting out of it…

Mark:PyroManiAxe shoves Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe hit the spear…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Mr. Anderson 1……………….2…………………3…….NO!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is now looking to put Mr. Anderson away…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is staggering back up…

Mark:PyroManiAxe kicks him in the midsection… Third Degree Burn! NO!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets out of the powerbomb…

Mark:Mr. Anderson spins PyroManiAxe around… MIC CHECK!

Rhino:That time he hit it…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers PyroManiAxe 1………………..2…………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. ANDERSON!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson pulls out the victory here tonight over PyroManiAxe…

Mark:Hell of a battle between these two men…

Rhino:It really was…

Mark:Now lets get back to the ring for more action…

Lilith Evans vs $tewie Franchize

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!

(“Lies Greed Misery” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!

(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)

Mark:Lilith Evans nails $tewie Franchize with forearm shots…

Rhino:She is just opening up on the former EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:$tewie Franchize grabs Lilith Evans by the arm and now scoops her up and slams her right down to the canvas…

Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now putting the boots to Lilith Evans…

Mark:He is trying to keep her on the canvas…

Rhino:He is doing a good job at it at the moment…

Mark:$tewie Franchize now pulls Lilith Evans back up on to her feet…Front Suplex!

Rhino:$tewie Franchize drove her right in to the canvas…

Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Lilith Evans 1…………………2…………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is now trying to get back up…

Mark:$tewie Franchize whips Lilith Evans off in the ropes… Lilith Evans comes off the ropes and he nails her with a clothesline!

Rhino:He took her right off of her feet with that clothesline…

Mark:$tewie Franchize has complete control of this match up right now…

Rhino:The former EWA Total Impact Champion is now waiting for Lilith Evans to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:$tewie Franchize whips Lilith Evans right in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes $tewie Franchize…

Mark:$tewie Franchize charges in… Lilith Evans moves out of the way…

Rhino:He missed the big splash right there…

Mark:$tewie Franchize is staggering out of the corner…

Rhino:Lilith Evans has him hooked up…

Mark:TORTURED!

Rhino:Lilith Evans hit it…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers $tewie Franchize 1…………….2………………….3…. SHE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!

Rhino:Lilith Evans pulls out the upset victory over the former EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Strong victory for Lilith Evans tonight… But right now we are going backstage to Kent Richardson… Kent…

Kent:Thanks Guys…The EWA Web Team wanted to pass along a message to the entire company who have visited eWazone.com in the last few days…The EWA Web Team has told us that William McConnell has hacked in to the EWA Website and changed all the passwords denying the EWA Web Team access to the website… They wanted to let everyone know they are doing what they can and hopefully they will be able to regain control of the website in the coming days ahead… Back to you guys…

Rhino:Someone really needs to step in and stop William McConnell…

Mark:Right now its back to the ring for more action…

Dante Daevain vs AJ Styles

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac..DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!

(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Mark:AJ Styles springboards right in to the ring and nails Dante Daevain with a clothesline!

Rhino:That took Dante Daevain right off of his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles goes right for the cover… 1………………2…………Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles nails Dante Daevain with forearm shots… AJ Styles comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!

Rhino:That knocked Dante Daevain back in to the corner…

Mark:AJ Styles with a couple of chops across the chest of Dante Daevain… AJ Styles whips Dante Daevain off in to the farside… Reversal by Dante Daevain… AJ Styles springs out of the corner… Moonsault! No!

Rhino:Dante Daevain caught AJ Styles in mid air…

Mark:Dante Daevain with a Running Powerslam!

Rhino:That drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers AJ Styles 1…………………2………Kickout by AJ Styles…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up AJ Styles and nails him with a Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:That drives him right in to the mat…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers AJ Styles again 1…………………….2………… Kickout again by AJ Styles…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now trying to get back up…

Mark:Dante Daevain scoops up AJ Styles…

Rhino:He has him up on his shoulder…

Mark:AJ Styles slides off the shoulder of Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Nice escape by AJ Styles…

Mark:Dropkick by AJ Styles from behind to Dante Daevain…

Rhino:That knocked Dante Daevain back in to the corner…

Mark:Dante Daevain staggers around… PELE!

Rhino:AJ Styles hit the big kick…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Dante Daevain 1……………………2………………….3..NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:AJ Styles thought he has Dante Daevain down for the count after the Pele Kick…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Dante Daevain is back up on to his feet…

Rhino:AJ Styles is caught on the top rope…

Mark:Dante Daevain launches AJ Styles off the top rope…

Rhino:Dante Daevain just sent AJ Styles half way across the ring…

Mark:AJ Styles is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is lining up AJ Styles…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up AJ Styles… FALL OF MAN!

Rhino:Dante Daevain connected with Fall of Man…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers AJ Styles 1………………2…………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!

Rhino:Strong victory for Dante Daevain here tonight…

Mark:The EWA Executive Committee wants everyone to know that next week we will be starting the EWA Tag Team Title Tournament…

Rhino:Its about time we get to see some real tag team action here in the EWA…

Mark:Good point… Its now back to the ring for more action…

Josh Stewart vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Hurley, New York… Wieghing in at 250 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“Been To Hell” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:This is the first time we are seeing Josh Stewart in action here in the EWA…

Rhino:Its been a long time and he looks to be in good shape…

Mark:He seems to have gotten himself together and looks ready to relaunch his career… The Rock goes for a right hand… Josh Stewart blocks the right hand and he nails The Rock with a few right hands…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:The Rock gets backed up in to the ropes… Josh Stewart with an irish whip… The Rock with a reversal… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Nice move right there by The Rock…

Mark:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet… The Rock with right hands to Josh Stewart… The Rock reaches back and nails Josh Stewart with a big right hand!

Rhino:That took Josh Stewart right off of his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up on to his feet… The Rock charges and nails him with a Clothesline! The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1……………..2………….Kickout by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… The Rock ducks his head… Josh Stewart kicks The Rock right in the head…

Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…

Mark:Standing Side Kick!

Rhino:Nice kick right there by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Low Dropkick!

Rhino:That brought The Rock down to his knees…

Mark:Shinning Wizard!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………….2…………….Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart with hard chops right to the chest of The Rock…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Josh Stewart whips The Rock off in to the corner…

Rhino:The Rock is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spinning Clothesline!

Rhino:Josh Stewart laid him out with that clothesline…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1……………..2…………………Kickout by The Rock once again…

Rhino:The Rock is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:The Rock staggers in to the ropes and Josh Stewart is stopped on the top rope…

Mark:The Rock is now climbing up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This is a bad spot for Josh Stewart….

Mark:The Rock hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble now…

Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1………………2……………..3…………NO!

Rhino:Very close near fall right there…

Mark:The Rock is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock has him lined up…

Mark:SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Josh Stewart has been laid out with that spinebuster…

Mark:The Rock throws off the elbow pad… Here comes the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO!

Rhino:Josh Stewart moved out of the way…

Mark:The Rock is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:What is Josh Stewart doing right here?

Mark:Josh Stewart has The Rock up on the top rope…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:HALF PAST DEAD!

Rhino:What a move right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1………………….2…………..3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:A Very successful return by Josh Stewart to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:Josh Stewart hopes to have some success as he begins his quest along side Big Daddy Ace to win the EWA Tag Team Championship… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

The Phantom vs Steven Stone

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!

(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!

(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)

Mark:Steven Stone nails The Phantom with a couple of right hands… Steven Stone whips The Phantom off in to the ropes… The Phantom comes off the ropes and Steven Stone nails him with a back elbow!

Rhino:The Phantom gets back up…

Mark:Steven Stone with a Hiptoss!

Rhino:The Phantom gets back up again…

Mark:Steven Stone charges and nails him with a Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Steven Stone covers The Phantom 1……………….2…………….Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up…

Mark:Steven Stone with a hard kick to the midsection and now hooks up The Phantom… DDT!

Rhino:Steven Stone is taking it to The Phantom here in the early going…

Mark:Steven Stone covers The Phantom 1………………2………….Kickout by The Phantom once again…

Rhino:The Phantom is now staggering to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steven Stone grabs The Phantom and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Steven Stone is taking the fight right to The Phantom…

Mark:Steven Stone covers The Phantom 1………………2…………….Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get back up…

Mark:Steven Stone kicks The Phantom in the midsection and sets him up for a Powerbomb… No!

Rhino:The Phantom counters the powerbomb…

Mark:DDT!

Rhino:That was a nice counter right there…

Mark:The Phantom covers Steven Stone 1………………2………. Kickout by Steven Stone…

Rhino:Steven Stone is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom with a couple of hard chops right across the chest of Steven Stone… The Phantom whips Steven Stone off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:That took Steven Stone right off of his feet…

Mark:Steven Stone is now trying to get back up on to his feet… The Phantom charges in… Enziguri!

Rhino:He caught him good right there…

Mark:Steven Stone is dazed on his feet… The Phantom hooks up Steven Stone… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Nice combination of moves right there…

Mark:The Phantom covers Steven Stone 1……………..2………..3…No!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Steven Stone is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Phantom is lining up Steven Stone…

Mark:Big Side Kick! Right to the side of the head of Steven Stone…

Rhino:He really caught him good right there…

Mark:The Phantom is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:The Phantom is going to fly…

Mark:Big Splash! No!

Rhino:Steven Stone got his knees up…

Mark:The Phantom is now staggering around dazed…

Rhino:Steven Stone is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steven Stone hooks up The Phantom… Tiger Bomb!

Rhino:The Phantom is in trouble…

Mark:Steven Stone with the cover 1……………………2………………3………..NO!

Rhino:The Phantom was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:The Phantom is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Steven Stone is lining up The Phantom…

Mark:Steven Stone charges… Black Tiger Driver!

Rhino:Steven Stone hits it…

Mark:Steven Stone with the cover 1…………………2………………3…………….NO!

Rhino:The Phantom got his shoulder up…

Mark:So very close right there…

Rhino:The Phantom is struggling to his feet…

Mark:Steven Stone puts The Phantom up on the top rope…

Rhino:Bad position for The Phantom to be in…

Mark:Steven Stone is hooking him up… NO REMORSE! NO!

Rhino:The Phantom knocks him off the top rope…

Mark:Steven Stone staggers back up… The Phantom comes off the top rope… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:Hell of a move right there…

Mark:Steven Stone is now trying to get back up on to his feet… As Steven Stone attempts to get back up.. . Roundhouse Kick!

Rhino:Big kick right there…

Mark:IN CONFESSION!

Rhino:The Phantom has it locked in…

Mark:The Phantom has it locked in and Steven Stone has no where to go…

Rhino:Steven Stone is trapped…

Mark:Steven Stone Taps Out!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!

Rhino:The Phantom pulls out the victory here tonight…

Mark:Strong victory tonight for The Phantom in this competitive match up… As we now get set for our Main Event…

Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Benjamin J. Franklin

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!

(“Money” plays as Benjamin J. Franklin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber strikes Benjamin J. Franklin with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Lone Jobber is backing the big man up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber with an irish whip… Benjamin J. Franklin with a reversal… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That took Lone Jobber right off of his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Benjamin J. Franklin lifts up Lone Jobber up in to the air… Press Slam!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the canvas hard…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin charges at Lone Jobber and nails him with a Clothesline!

Rhino:That clothesline spun Lone Jobber inside out…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Lone Jobber 1………………2…………… Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin now hooks up Lone Jobber… Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Lone Jobber again 1………………2……………..Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is bringing the fight to the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered back up on to his feet… Discus Punch!

Rhino:That caught Lone Jobber square in the jaw…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2……………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet and get back in to this match up…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner… Benjamin J. Franklin charges in… Big Splash! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is staggering out of the corner… Lone Jobber hooks him up… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1……………..2………….. Kickout by Benjamin J. Franklin…

Rhino:That was more of a power out right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Benjamin J. Franklin and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin staggers up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the dropkick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1…………………2……………….Kickout again by Benjamin J. Franklin…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now trying to get back up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Benjamin J. Franklin…

Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin ducked the kick…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin spins Lone Jobber around… FOREFATHER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was planted with that chokeslam…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………………..3…………….NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin thought he had Lone Jobber down for the count right there…

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is aruging with the referee at the moment…

Mark:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is looking to put him away…

Mark:Lone Jobber seems out of it… Benjamin J. Franklin charges… Lone Jobber ducks the clothesline…

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is turning around…

Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin ducked the kick once again…

Mark:Big Clothesline!

Rhino:He caught him good right there…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2………………3………..NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now looking to put Lone Jobber away with the Almighty Dollar…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin has him in position…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is fighting out of it…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is spinning around… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin looks out on his feet after that kick…

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………….2……………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls out the victory here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…

Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin brought the fight to Lone Jobber here tonight…

Rhino:That he did…

Mark:Lone Jobber finds away to pull out the victory tonight… What will happen next here in the EWA? We shall see… Good Night Everyone!

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