Beach Brawl 2012
Mark:We are live in San Diego for Beach Brawl 2012…
Rhino:I love the beach…
Mark:You just love eating on the beach…
Rhino:I wont deny that I love eating the beach…
Mark:Does that mean you never swim?
Rhino:Arent you suppose to wait a half hour after eating before getting in to the water?
Mark:Yes…
Rhino:Well… Since I am always eating…
Mark:Well thats enough of your eating habits… We have a big show tonight… Including a big Four Way Elimination Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:Oh that should be a hell of a match up…
Mark:It will be $tewie Franchize defending against Steven Stone, Lone Jobber and The Phantom…
Rhino:Those four men will tear down the house…
Mark:It should be an exciting match up…
Rhino:I am really looking forward to it…
Mark:There is so much more but we wasted too much time talking about your eating habits… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest….
Mascara de la Murete vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… MASCARA DE LA MUERTE!
(“Badass” plays as Mascara de la Muerte enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Beautiful Dangerous” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway… Mascara de la Muerte charges at Alexis Laree and takes her off of her feet with a Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets right back up…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges in at Alexis Laree.. Spinning Back Elbow!
Rhino:That took her right off of her feet…
Mark:Right now Mascara de la Muerte is taking it to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges in at Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline and back drops Mascara de la Muerte on to the ring apron…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte landed on the apron…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around and charges at Mascara de la Muerte… Mascara de la Muerte nails her with a hard forearm shot…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is spinning around…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte with a Springboard! Alexis Laree counters with a Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked all the air right out of Mascara de la Muerte…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is waiting for him to get back up…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte staggers around… Alexis Laree nails Mascara de la Muerte with forearm shots…
Rhino:She is laying them in…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Mascara de la Muerte… Alexis Laree turns around… Enziguri!
Rhino:He caught her right in the back of the head…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte covers Alexis Laree 1……………………2………………….Kickout by Alexis Laree..
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is lining her up…
Rhino:Here he comes…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte charges in.. Alexis Laree gets her boots up…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes out of the corner and nails him with a dropkick!
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines him up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:She got all of that kick…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte looks to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:LAREE DDT!
Rhino:She planted him with that DDT!
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Mascara de la Muerte 1……………….2……………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Strong victory here tonight for Alexis Laree…
Mark:Still to come tonight four men will be competing for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:Only one of them will be able to walk out with the gold…
Mark:Who will it be? We will find out later on tonight… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…
AJ Styles vs Anton Hinston
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first..From Odense, Denmark… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… ANTON HINSTON!
(“King of My World” plays as Anton Hinston enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway…AJ Styles nails Anton Hinston with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Anton Hinston nails AJ Styles with a couple of shots as well…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Anton Hinston with a kick to the midsection and now nails AJ Styles with a swinging neckbreaker… Anton Hinston covers AJ Styles 1……………….2…………..Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Anton Hinston charges in and nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:It looks like AJ Styles is trying to recover…
Rhino:He is trying to catch his breath…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:Anton Hinston just dove through the ropes on to AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles was not expecting that and he took the dive head on from Anton Hinston…
Rhino:Anton Hinston is now rolling AJ Styles back in to the ring…
Mark:Anton Hinston is now making his way on to the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody!
Rhino:Anton Hinston hit it…
Mark:Anton Hinston with the cover 1……………….2……………. Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Anton Hinston is now waiting for him to get back up…
Rhino:He is a bit dazed…
Mark:Anton Hinston nails AJ Styles with a couple of shots and now whips him off in to the ropes… Anton Hinston goes for a dropkick but AJ Styles holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Anton Hinston is now staggering back up on to his feet after missing that dropkick…
Mark:AJ Styles charges and spins him inside out with a clothesline!
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:AJ Styles is now waiting for Anton Hinston to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Anton Hinston is trying to get back up…
Mark:Pele!
Rhino:He caught him right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Anton Hinston 1……………….2…………………3………NO!
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now looking to finish off Anton Hinston…
Rhino:Anton Hinston is trying to get back up…
Mark:AJ Styles hooks him up… STYLES CLASH!
Rhino:That’s It!
Mark:AJ Styles with the cover 1……………….2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!
Rhino:AJ Styles pulls out the victory here tonight at Beach Brawl…
Mark:I am being told that coming up after this next match up Kent Richardson has a report about something happening involving one of the EWA Social Media Platforms… But now its back to the ring for more action…
Mr. Anderson vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Mr. Anderson locks up with Lilith Evans…
Rhino:He is backing her up in to the ropes…
Mark:Mr. Anderson goes for a right hand… Lilith Evans ducks the right hand…
Rhino:She saw it coming…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now connecting with forearm shots to Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:She is laying them in…
Mark:Lilith Evans whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Flying Clothesline!
Rhino:That took Mr. Anderson off of his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is lining him up…
Mark:Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:She caught him good right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Mr. Anderson 1…………………..2………………Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers back up in to the corner… Lilith Evans charges in and nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! No!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson countered the bulldog…
Mark:Mr. Anderson shoves her off in to the ropes… Lilith Evans comes off the ropes and Mr. Anderson nails her with a shoulder block!
Rhino:She is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now putting the boots to Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now hooks up Lilith Evans… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:He let all the blood rush to her head before dropping her with the suplex…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Lilith Evans 1…………………….2………………..Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to get back up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Lilith Evans again and nails her with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Lilith Evans 1……………………2……………………Kickout again by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now struggling right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is waiting for Lilith Evans to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:She looks to be out of it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks her up… Green Bay Plunge!
Rhino:Lilith Evans has been laid out…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is looking to finish her off right here and now…
Mark:Kenton Bomb! No!
Rhino:Lilith Evans moved out of the way…
Mark:She saw it coming…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:She drove him face first in to the mat…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Mr. Anderson 1……………….2…………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Lilith Evans thought she had him there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans has him lined up…
Mark:Facebuster!
Rhino:She drove him face first in to the canvas…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Mr. Anderson again 1………………………..2………………….3…………….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now looking to put Mr. Anderson away…
Rhino:Lilith Evans has him lined up…
Mark:TORTURED! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson blocks it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson sends Lilith Evans off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Running Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Lilith Evans moved out of the way…
Mark:School Girl! 1…………………….2…………………….3……………….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet… Lilith Evans with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:She is hooking him up…
Mark:Before she is able to lock anything in Mr. Anderson drives her right back in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:MIC CHECK!
Rhino:He it it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2……………..3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER ANDERSON!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson survives this one…
Mark:Lilith Evans brought the fight to Mr. Anderson here tonight at Beach Brawl…But Mr. Anderson in the end was able to pull out the victory…
Rhino:Really good match right there…
Mark:Right now we are going backstage to Kent Richardson who has a report for us… Kent..
Kent:Thanks Guys…Earlier this evening we were alerted that the EWA account on the Social Media Platform, Facebook had been hacked and it was Hacked by one William McConnell. We are now going to put up on the screen right now the comment he has made.
William McConnell’s Comments From Facebook
You only had to do one thing. I only ever asked you to do one, simple thing – Step up. It’s all I ever asked of each and every one of you. Over a decade ago when I stepped foot into an EWA ring, the same was asked of me. Step up. I didn’t just step, I took a leap. I dove head first into my career and the record tells the tale – 2002, 10 years ago. My break out year. A rookie, unheard of, still a kid – 4 time world champion. Was the exact same expected of you? No, but there is no excuse for what you have given the company that employs you, which I why I had to take matters into my own hands. Which is why I still do. I told you the EWA was in a hostage situation and I’m going to make good on my word. I already have your belt. This is just the next step.
What about your precious EWA World Heavyweight Championship? I’ve gotten the phone calls. I’ve heard the threats. Of course, my favorite few involved getting the law involved. I’ll give you a guess on which geniuses coined that idea. Here’s your hint – They couldn’t beat me in the ring, so they resorted to beating me with signatures. They failed that, too. For the first time in it’s history, the EWA is without a World Champion or a Championship to contend for. You can act like the Total Impact Championship matters, and it does for men who have the balls to hang in that division. None of you have those balls. Which is why none of you will ever be world championship material.
It’s fascinating, actually. It’s like you all knew; Like you understood your place to begin with. There was always a commotion over the Total Impact Championship. I finally get what that commotion was – It’s your highest possibility, it’s where your potential peaks. You knew you couldn’t grab the gold, so you settled for less. And for those of you who would dare to tell the world you “don’t care”.. There’s a beautiful thing about recorded words – They don’t disappear. The only reason you wouldn’t care? If you knew you never could to begin with. Right, Dante?
And while this has been a fun little social expirement – Watching you all turn to each other, raising your eyebrows, trying to act like the words didn’t have any affect on you – The expirements over. You’ve been targeted because of what you are: Worthless. Completely and totally useless. Case in point? Lone Jobber stands in contention of the Total Impact Championship. And he’s going to win it. The last man in the entire company who needs a championship in a company where there is only one champion.. And you’re going to let him walk in and do what he always does. Put the spotlight on himself. It’s okay though, because it only continues to prove my point. It only proves I was right. You always knew it, too. You just won’t admit it.
You still won’t. You’ll continue to keep yourselves inside your miserable shells, throwing out your petty counters and your attempts to justify your actions. All the while, you’ll achieve nothing. You’ll continue to prove me right. You won’t succeed. Your actions will mean nothing because your words are as hollow as your pride. And your pride thinly veils one common fact: You will never matter. You’ll fall in line with the Blake Bennits, the Whiplashes, the Dragons and Prodigies. People who are only remembered today because they’re names are thrown around as jokes of the System. Just as you will be eventually.
Tonight marks the 31st day without a World Championship defense in the EWA. You only have yourselves to blame. Thing is, I still take it seriously. Very seriously. Tonight, the FTEWA World Heavyweight Championship gets it first defense since High Stakes. In the arena I got my start, the Evansville Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Coliseum, some lucky kid who would’ve never gotten a second look gets his chance to make his name the way none of you ever could. He gets his chance to end a nightmare.
Tonight, William McConnell comes home.
Fuck the EWA.
Kent:So it seems like William McConnell is keeping this campaign going. We will keep you informed if there is any more news that develops. Guys back to you.
Rhino:That son of a bitch…
Mark:Lets refocus and get back to the ring for more action…
Troy Joseph vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first..From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:Randy Orton and Troy Joseph are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are nose to nose right now…
Mark:Randy Orton nails Troy Joseph with a right hand…
Rhino:Troy Joseph fires back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Troy Joseph lays in the shots to Randy Orton…
Rhino:He is hammering him with shots…
Mark:Troy Joseph backs Randy Orton in to the corner… Troy Joseph with shots right to the side of the head of Randy Orton…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Randy Orton off in to the farside corner… Troy Joseph charges in and nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Hiptoss!
Rhino:That hiptoss sent Randy Orton high up in to the air and across the ring…
Mark:Randy Orton is now staggering back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph charges and nails Randy Orton with a clothesline… Troy Joseph covers Randy Orton 1…………..2………..Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Flapjack!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Randy Orton again 1………………2………………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Randy Orton is up on his feet in the corner… Troy Joseph charges in… Randy Orton moves and Troy Joseph goes shoulder first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Randy Orton scoops up Troy Joseph and nails him with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:He went right for the injured arm…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Troy Joseph 1………………..2…………. Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to shake off the attack on the arm…
Mark:Randy Orton is now laying in with uppercuts to Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Randy Orton now with a hard irish whip…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Randy Orton…
Rhino:He took Troy Joseph’s head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Troy Joseph 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now feeling it right now…
Mark:Randy Orton now hooks up Troy Joseph…Randy Orton hooks him up with a suplex…
Rhino:Troy Joseph escapes…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes behind Randy Orton… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Randy Orton 1………………….2………..Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph now lays in the right hands to Randy Orton…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now starting to feel it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Randy Orton 1………………….2………………..3…No!
Rhino:Randy Orton was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has him lined up…
Mark:Troy Joseph sets him up… STUNNER!
Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Randy Orton 1…………………2……………3………….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The former EWA Total Impact Champion is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton rolled out of the way…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Randy Orton is back up…
Mark:Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Randy Orton follows it up… RKO!
Rhino:Randy Orton hit it…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Troy Joseph 1…………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!
Rhino:Randy Orton with a combination of a couple of big moves and was able to put Troy Joseph away…
Mark:Troy Joseph still seems to be a little off right now…
Rhino:He needs to find his groove again…
Mark:He does as we now get… Wait what is that sound?
(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays as fans are a bit confused at first. They see a highlight reel of Josh Stewart playing on Hardcore Theater and go ape shit, but the response dies down a bit since Stewie is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, fireworks erupt from the top of the ramp way as none other than the Golden Lion appears just underneath the screen, raising both arms high into the air as to soak in the uproar. He gradually makes his ascent to the ring to a chorus of “STEWIE!” chants and slides under the ropes. Moments later he grabs a mic and waits for the chants to cease, as well as his theme music.)
Rhino:Josh Stewart Has Returned!
Stewie: Judging by the reception you people just gave me, it doesn’t look like I’m as much of a failure as every one else makes me out to be. In fact, the amount of success I’ve had here compared to the amount of times I’ve flaked is like night and day. What matters is, when I’m here, you people have one hundred and ten percent of me. Yes, when Josh Stewart is on the scene, things get interesting. Now as far as the reactions I got from the locker room? Well, they’re bitter and I don’t blame them. I set the damn standard, night in and night out, for what it meant to literally BLEED this company. To sacrifice my own well being to make damn sure every one in that crowd went home, knowing their hard earned money didn’t go to waste. And they put all their faith in me, but what did I do? I chose drugs and loose women over them. Selfish, clearly. Which is why I’m here now. I do have a legacy boys and girls. It might be neck deep in shit. It might be tarnished beyond all recognition. Hell, maybe it can’t be saved. But what kind of man would I be if I didn’t try? Yes, what kind of person would Stewie be if he didn’t make an effort to right wrongs? Rebuild bridges? Rekindle old rivalries? Use what time he has left in his storied career to show all you rookies how a REAL superstar conducts himself? I’d be a big, fat, smelly, dried out, used and abused, looks like it lost a knife fight, pussy, that’s what. And for some weird reason, I’d much rather go out looking like the ICON I know I was always capable of being. Call me crazy, right? But doing that alone would be quite the chore. Good thing I have ‘Friends’ right?
(Stewie has his back facing the ramp, smiles, and points behind him. “Bottom” by Staind hits over the P.A. and the fans absolutely explode as Big Daddy Ace comes out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp and stares out to the crowd through his aviators. He looks down to the ring at Stewie and points with a smirk as he makes his way down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans in the process. He climbs into the ring, and he and Stewie share a “welcome back” hug before Ace grabs a mic.)
Big Daddy Ace: Well well well.. Lookie what we have here. Ladies and Gentleman, Josh Stewart! (Crowd cheers) And wait, could it be, the Big Time Player himself Big Daddy Ace? (crowd cheers again) You see, I took part in a special interview a couple days ago, and said that I had spoken to a friend a few days prior. Well, Stewie, I guess the cat’s out of the bag now, huh?
(Stewie Nods)
Big Daddy Ace: See, The last time I stepped foot here, was prior to the Slaughterhouse. And then after that, I have been gone since. Sure, the current state of the eWa has sickened me to my core. Core. That’s funny. Anyways. You have people who have the doors wide the fuck open for them, and what are they doing? Afraid to see what’s on the other side? Well let me tell you something. Stewie and I? Yeah, we have been to the other side of the door. We know what is there. And we’re going to strut our asses right through them once again and breathe life into this bitch. In case you rookies don’t know, You’re looking at two men who have both won World Championships. Multiple titles. Hell, we’re fucking rockstars in our own rights. And for the people who don’t understand, or don’t know, believe us, you will soon. There is a time to fight, and the time is now. Stewie and I? We have decided that our friendship is good enough outside this ring, to come out here and lay waste to every one who wants a piece of this. Our singles competitions have been both great and disastrous. One thing is for sure, that we have our sights set one something. Something called the Vacant Tag Team Championships. (crowd cheers) Oh yeah, Pac? You heard that? I heard you guys talking, thinking you guys have this all figured out and won. Good fucking luck.
(Ace hops up on the turnbuckle and sits down, soaking in the cheers.)
Stewie: I don’t believe good luck or fortune will make their chances any better, Ace. (Ace grins, still perched on the turnbuckle.) To be perfectly honest, they got fucked the MOMENT you and I agreed to bring our friendship outside the ring into one. So this one goes out to Pac, or Dollar sign – ewie, or Mr. FTEWA because I’m too stubborn to admit I miss Stewie like every one else has. EWA is about to get a whole lot more exciting. Especially in the tag division. I mean, come on…We’re fuckin’ ROCKSTARS! Your children want to be us and your women want to be WITH US. So step right up to the plate boys. It’s been a while since I’ve hit a grand slam! WWJD?! Not even McConnell can ANSWER that one I’m afraid.
(Atreyu’s “Black Days Begin” hits over the P.A. as both Stewie and Ace pose before exiting the ring and heading up the ramp.)
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Josh Stewart have returned to the EWA…
Mark:And they look like they are ready to compete for the EWA Tag Team Titles… As we now get set for our next contest…
Dante Daevain vs Brock Lesnar
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac..DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Mark:Brock Lesnar goes on the attack right away and nails Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is laying them in…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is backing Dante Daevain up in to the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is in trouble in the corner…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Dante Daevain right now…
Rhino:He is knocking the wind right of Dante Daevain…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now whips Dante Daevain off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges in with a running clothesline.. Dante Daevain moves out of the way…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is staggering around…
Mark:Dante Daevain now spins Brock Lesnar around and kicks him in the midsection… Hangman’s Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now putting the boots to Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to keep the monster down on the canvas…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain now hooks up Brock Lesnar… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Brock Lesnar 1……………2…………Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is getting back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Brock Lesnar… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is in trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Brock Lesnar again 1………………2……………Kickout by Brock Lesnar again…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Brock Lesnar for a Belly to Belly Suplex… Brock Lesnar is blocking it…
Rhino:He is holding his ground…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with a couple of shots to Dante Daevain and now counters it in to a Belly to Belly Suplex of his own!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is trying to get back up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with right hands to Dante Daevain and now whips him off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That took the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now waiting for Dante Daevain to get back up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is slow to get back up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now gets Dante Daevain up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This could be it right now…
Mark:F5! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain fights out of it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar turns around… FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain hit it…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Brock Lesnar 1……………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain picks up the victory here tonight at Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar put up a fight but Dante Daevain proved to be better here tonight… As right now we are being told Kent Richardson has more on to whats been going on with Facebook… Kent…
Kent:Hey Guys, we have a latest update on the situation and here is the latest statement from William McConnell…
William McConnell on Facebook
And still FTEWA World Heavyweight Champion..
Maybe 25 people paid 10 bucks to enter the Evansville Coliseum. They figured they were gonna get another Tuesday night show courtesy of CCW. What they got was a surprise they never expected. It wasn’t advertised. It wasn’t announced. It was what it was. William McConnell showing that whether it’s 25 or 25 thousand, he has enough pride and dignity to give it his all. Tony Sutton got to have the match of his career thus far when he got a chance at a legitimate world championship. And though he came up short, the kid nearly killed himself just to keep me down for three seconds. I can respect that. If only a group of people I knew could do the same..
I’ve heard a lot in the last 24 hours since I played my hand. A lot of people talking, a lot of peop
le throwing out meaningless words. My favorites being these three: “I knew it”. Did you? Congrats, you’re that douchebag who’s trying to draw attention to himself in light of failure. Sure, you may have known, I wasn’t exactly hiding it, but what did you do about it? What’s that? Oh.. That word, I hear it a lot. Nothing. It’s one thing to know, try and fail. It’s another to know and never try at all. You don’t look any better than anyone else, but leave it to yourself to try and wipe the egg off your face only to smear it. Thank you for proving me right.
But something else stuck out at me. A question, to be precise. “Has anyone noticed that this has caused the most activity as of late?”
And it has. You’re getting your heads out of your asses. You’re taking notice, you’re speaking up. The EWA used to have a slogan.
“Get Involved, Get Interactive.”
That’s the challenge, isn’t it? Getting you involved, making you interact. Dangling the precious strap in front of you wasn’t enough. But this? This is working wonderfully. Sometimes you just gotta find the right strings to pull. You have something to say? Say it. There’s no more closed doors. I know the seedy operations of the EWA when no one has it’s eyes on it. I was one of the names on the DXWA contracts. Remember that, Shane? You all taught me how to play the game, don’t lose your composure when the tables get turned.
The ball is in your court. You can either prove me right or you can prove me wrong.
Fuck the EWA.
Kent:Guys, back to you…
Rhino:I hope someone gets a hold of William McConnell and beats the crap out of him…
Mark:I think there are many people who agree with that statement… Lets get back to the ring for more action…
PyroManiAxe vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock nails PyroManiAxe with right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is really laying in the shots…
Mark:The Rock whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… PyroManiAxe comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock with more right hands to PyroManiAxe backing him up in to the ropes again… The Rock whips PyroManiAxe off in to the farside ropes… PyroManiAxe comes off the ropes… The Rock ducks his head and PyroManiAxe kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up The Rock…Jawbreaker!
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around..
Mark:PyroManiAxe with a cartwheel and now grabs The Rock by the head and takes him right off of his feet with a HeadScissors…
Rhino:The Rock gets back up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe nails The Rock with a dropkick!
Rhino:The Rock is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Rock turns around… PyroManiAxe launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of The Rock…
Rhino:Nice move right there by PyroManiAxe…
Mark:PyroManiAxe now grabs The Rock by his legs…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Slingshot! By PyroManiAxe sending The Rock right in to the ring post…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around dazed…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges and nails him with a Flying Forearm!
Rhino:That took him off of his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe now rolls The Rock back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now up on the top rope… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers The Rock 1………………….2……………Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up The Rock and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is heading right back up on to the top rope…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is going to fly… Frog Splash!
Rhino:He hit the Frog Splash…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers The Rock 1………………2………………Kickout again by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe with a couple of shots to The Rock and now hooks up The Rock… Chokeslam! No!
Rhino:The Rock is countering the chokeslam…
Mark:The Rock with elbows to the side of the head of PyroManiAxe and now sends PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice move right there by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock covers PyroManiAxe 1……………….2………………..Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:He was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for PyroManiAxe to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock has him eyed up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe turns around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Rock drives him right in to the mat with the spinebuster…
Mark:The Rock covers PyroManiAxe 1……………….2………….3……NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now struggling…
Rhino:The Rock is stalking PyroManiAxe…
Mark:The Rock wants to put PyroManiAxe away right now…
Rhino:The Rock has him lined up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe turns around… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is fighting out of The Rock Bottom…
Mark:The Rock is spinning around… Superkick!
Rhino:The Rock is dazed after that kick…
Mark:PyroManiAxe now charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:He took him out right there with that Spear…
Mark:PyroManiAxe now covers The Rock 1……………………..2……………….3……….NO!
Rhino:The Rock found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe thought he had The Rock down after that Spear…
Rhino:The Rock is now slow to get back up on his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up The Rock… Chokeslam!
Rhino:The Rock has been planted after that chokeslam…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like PyroManiAxe is going to take a chance right here and now…
Mark:360 Moonsault! NO!
Rhino:The Rock rolled out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is back up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe turns around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock hit it…
Mark:The Rock covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………..2…………………..3………….NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:So close right there…
Rhino:The Rock thought he had him down for the count…
Mark:The Rock is aruging with the referee…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe looks to be out of it…
Rhino:The Rock has him lined up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe throws a fireball…
Rhino:It went no where near The Rock…
Mark:It did distract The Rock… SPEAR!
Rhino:He hit the spear…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers The Rock 1………………2……………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Annonucer:Here is your winner PYROMANIAXE!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe used the fireball as a distraction and it allowed him to pick up the victory…
Mark:Big win for PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:It was a big win for him…
Mark:As we now get set for more action…We head back down to the ring…
Shawn Michaels vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Doug Kinsella?
Mark:I have no idea… But I think Shawn Michaels does..
HBK:What a shocker… Doug Kinsella is no where to be found… I told everyone earlier tonight that Doug Kinsella wouldn’t show up… I told everyone… So lets begin the “countout” and get this over with…
(Doug Kinsella appears on Hardcore Theater)
Kinsella:Hello Shawn. Looks like the flight I was trying to get on sold out. So I am sorry Shawn, I was unable to make it to the arena tonight. But the good news for you, I have found you an opponent for the night.
Rhino:Who did he find?
Kinsella:The man you will be fighting here tonight is none other than… THE BIG SHOW!
(“Crank It Up” plays as The Big Show enters the arena…)
Mark:This wasn’t what Shawn Michaels wasn’t expecting…
Rhino:No it wasn’t…
Mark:Shawn Michaels attacks Big Show as he was stepping over the ropes…
Rhino:That is smart by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is laying the shots… Big Show though shoves Shawn Michaels out of the way…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at Big Show… Big Show catches Shawn Michaels in mid air…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is caught in the arms of The Big Show…
Mark:Big Show has Shawn Michaels in a bear hug…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trapped with no where to go…
Mark:Big Show is squeezing the life out of Shawn Michaels right now…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Shawn Michaels to be in right now…
Mark:Big Show really has his arms locked Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is really squeezing the life out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The referee is checking on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is fading away…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Shawn Michaels and it goes down…
Rhino:Two more times and its over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Shawn Michaels again and it drops for a second time…
Rhino:One more time and its over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Shawn Michaels… The arm goes up and it stays up!
Rhino:There is fight left in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is fighting out of the bearhug…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was able to rake the eyes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels escapes out of the bear hug… Big Show now charges at Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Big Show turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Big Show is still standing…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tunes up the band again… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That second kick knocked out the Big Show…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Big Show 1…………………….2…………………..3………….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels survived the sudden change of the Big Show and was able to survive the giant…
Mark:Will Shawn Michaels ever get his hands on Doug Kinsella? Time will only tell… But its time for our Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Four Way Elimination Match
$tewie Franchize(c) vs Lone Jobber vs The Phantom vs Steven Stone
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Four Way Elimination Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… .From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!
(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Mark:$tewie Franchize and Steven Stone lock up with one another…
Rhino:The Phantom is nailing Lone Jobber with shots right now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize whips Steven Stone in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Steven Stone is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Steven Stone…
Rhino:The Phantom just sent Lone Jobber in to the farside corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner… The Phantom nails Lone Jobber with a Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:He took him off of his feet with that spin kick…
Mark:The Phantom really took him off of his feet with that shot…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is on the outside of the ring with Steven Stone…
Mark:$tewie Franchize whips Steven Stone off in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Steven Stone is staggering around…
Mark:$tewie Franchize nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:Steven Stone is hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… The Phantom hooks up Lone Jobber… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his leg…
Mark:The Phantom stretches out the leg of Lone Jobber and stomps right on to the knee of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:$tewie Franchize picks up Steven Stone… $tewie Franchize charges… Steven Stone slides off the shoulder of $tewie Franchize and shoves him in to the ring post…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now the one staggering around…
Mark:Steven Stone now hooks up $tewie Franchize and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:The Phantom is continuing to work over the leg of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is limping back up on to his feet…
Rhino:You can see he is feeling it…
Mark:The Phantom with a hard kick right in the knee…
Rhino:That took Lone Jobber right off of his feet…
Mark:The Phantom grabs Lone Jobber by the leg… Ankle Lock!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Steven Stone whips $tewie Franchize in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is holding on to his back…
Mark:Steven Stone scoops up $tewie Franchize and slams him right down on to the ground…
Rhino:You can see he is hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling to the ropes right now…
Rhino:He is close to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:The ankle lock has done damage to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Steven Stone picked up a steel chair…
Rhino:Steven Stone is getting in the ring…
Mark:The Phantom turns around and walks right in to a steel chair from Steven Stone…
Rhino:Steven Stone really connected with that chair shot…
Mark:Steven Stone is now putting the boots in on The Phantom…
Rhino:He is really hammering in the boots…
Mark:Steven Stone is now putting the chair down…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone scoops up The Phantom and slams him right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Steven Stone is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Stone is taking a high risk chance right here…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! No!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize just knocked Steven Stone off the top rope and he went crashing head first in to the steel guard rail…
Mark:Steven Stone is hurting…
Rhino:He really hurt on the outside of the ring…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now in the ring waiting for The Phantom to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom is hurt…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up…
Rhino:Watch out!
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the kick on $tewie Franchize…
Mark:The Phantom sets up $tewie Franchize… IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is out after that Low Card Kick…
Rhino:The referee is checking on $tewie Franchize…
Mark:$tewie Franchize Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:$tewie Franchize Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has been eliminated first in this match up…
Mark:Some would consider that to be a huge upset…
Rhino:I would…
Mark:We will have a new EWA Total Impact Champion at the end of the night as a result of that…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and The Phantom are getting back up on their feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails The Phantom with shots…Lone Jobber whips The Phantom off in the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for the Low Card Kick… The Phantom ducks it and sweeps the leg right out from underneath Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He went right for the injured body part…
Mark:Lone Jobber is holding on to his leg…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:ANKLE LOCK!
Rhino:The Phantom has it locked in…
Mark:Steven Stone is starting to move on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Its the first real sign of movement we have seen from him…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks to be on the verge of tapping out…
Rhino:He is crawling as best as he can to get to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting close to the ropes…
Rhino:Steven Stone just grabbed a singapore cane…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches for the ropes…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:Steven Stone just swung the singapore cane and just nailed The Phantom right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was a hell of a shot right there…
Mark:That was a game changing singapore cane shot right there…
Rhino:The Phantom is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone is in the ring… BLACK TIGER DRIVER!
Rhino:Steven Stone hit it…
Mark:You can not win by pinfall here…
Rhino:This is where he would have gone for the pinfall…
Mark:Steven Stone locks it in… LABELL LOCK!
Rhino:There is no place for The Phantom to go…
Mark:The Phantom is trapped in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:The Phantom looked to be on the verge of tapping out and Lone Jobber nailed Steven Stone right in the back of the head…
Mark:He really caught him good with the steel chair shot…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now lining up Steven Stone…
Mark:Lone Jobber trips up Steven Stone… Sharpshooter!
Rhino:Steven Stone looks to be out of it…
Mark:Steven Stone Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Steven Stone Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to two men…
Mark:The Phantom has gotten back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up as well…
Mark:The Phantom and Lone Jobber are now trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really favoring his left leg right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips The Phantom off in to the ropes… The Phantom with a reversal… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… The Phantom goes for a Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked the Spin Heel Kick…
Mark:The Phantom is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining him up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s left leg just gave out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:He is really limping around…
Mark:The Phantom now grabs the leg of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Hes going for the ankle lock…
Mark:The Ankle Lock is locked in right now…
Rhino:The Phantom has it really locked in…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is fading away…
Mark:We are looking at a new EWA Total Impact Champion right here…
Rhino:The Phantom is moments away from winning the gold…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is limping back up on to his feet again…
Mark:The Phantom is now grabbing Lone Jobber by the arm…
Rhino:Hes going for it…
Mark:IN CONFESSION! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is blocking it…
Mark:Lone Jobber sends The Phantom off in to the corner…
Rhino:The Phantom is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for it… CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has it locked in…
Mark:The Phantom is struggling…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls back on the head of The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:The Phantom is reaching out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling him away from the ropes…
Mark:Can The Phantom get back to the ropes?
Rhino:The Phantom is reaching…
Mark:The Phantom is fading…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling back…
Mark:The Phantom reaches for the ropes… Lone Jobber pulls back… THE PHANTOM TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is once again the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back on top of the EWA Mountain as the champion in the company… We are out of time… Good Night Everyone!
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