Tuesday Night Carnage 5-22-12
Mark:We are live in Tampa, Florida and this should be an exciting night of action here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Rhino:Oh I am excited…
Mark:In our Main Event William McConnell takes on Subway in Barbed Wire Madness!
Rhino:Subway and Barbed Wire… Oh my… That should be awesome…
Mark:Also the battle between Steve Austin and Troy Joseph looks to be settled tonight when the two of them meet in a Steel Cage…
Rhino:They have been feuding for months and tonight they settle their differences inside a Steel Cage…
Mark:Its going to be a wild night of EWA Action as we roll in to May-Hem… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Boogeyman vs AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From The Bottomless Pit… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… THE BOOGEYMAN!
(“Gonna Get You” plays as Boogeyman enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Gainesville, Georgia… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Mark:AJ Styles strikes first against The Boogeyman… The Boogeyman blocks the shots by AJ Styles…
Rhino:The Boogeyman is opening up on AJ Styles…
Mark:The Boogeyman backs AJ Styles up in to the cropes… The Boogeyman whips AJ Styles off in to the ropes… AJ Styles comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:The Boogeyman is now backing AJ Styles up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is hammering him with shots…
Mark:Boogeyman whips AJ Styles off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Boogeyman…
Mark:AJ Styles springs off the ropes… Flying Crossbody!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Boogeyman now gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is lining him up…
Mark:Boogeyman turns around and walks in to a dropkick from AJ Styles…
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Boogeyman 1………………2……….Kickout by The Boogeyman…
Rhino:Boogeyman is getting back up…
Mark:AJ Styles is now out on the ring apron…
Rhino:Boogeyman is turning around…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline!
Rhino:That took Boogeyman off of his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Boogeyman 1………………..2………….3…..No!
Rhino:Boogeyman gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Boogeyman is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is waiting for him to turn around…
Mark:PELE!
Rhino:That could be a knock out shot right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now heading right up on to the rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Splash!
Rhino:He connected!
Mark:AJ Styles covers Boogeyman 1……………..2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!
Rhino:AJ Styles with a strong victory here tonight over The Boogeyman…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see what should be an intense Steel Cage show down when Steve Austin battles Troy Joseph… But its back to the ring for more action…
Randy Orton vs Billy Gunn
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…From Hoston, Texas… Weighing in at 266 Pounds…BILLY GUNN!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Billy Gunn enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:Randy Orton locks up with Billy Gunn… Billy Gunn powers Randy Orton back in to the corner and goes right in and nails him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Billy Gunn wasn’t wasting any time…
Mark:Billy Gunn whips Randy Orton off in to the farside…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Billy Gunn lays out Randy Orton with a clothesline… Billy Gunn goes for the quick cover 1………….2…….Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn hooks Randy Orton up and nails him with a Stalling Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn covers Randy Orton again 1…………….2………..Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Right now Billy Gunn is taking it to Randy Orton…
Mark:Billy Gunn with a couple of chops right across the chest of Randy Orton…
Rhino:He is backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Billy Gunn whips Randy Orton off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Billy Gunn…
Mark:Billy Gunn charges in… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton moved out of the way…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now staggering out of the corner… Randy Orton nails Billy Gunn with a couple of hard uppercuts…
Rhino:That last one knocked Billy Gunn off of his feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn gets right back up… Randy Orton goes behind Billy Gunn… Olympic Slam!
Rhino:Randy Orton is starting to feel it…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Billy Gunn 1…………….2…………Kickout by Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton with a couple of right hands to Billy Gunn and now whips Billy Gunn off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Randy Orton has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Billy Gunn 1………..2……….Kickout again by Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks up Billy Gunn… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Billy Gunn is in trouble…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Billy Gunn 1……………2…………3…….NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now waiting for Billy Gunn to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Randy Orton has a look in his eye right now…
Mark:Billy Gunn turns around… RKO! NO!
Rhino:Billy Gunn counters it…
Mark:Billy Gunn spins Randy Orton around and kicks him hard in the midsection… Billy Gunn hooks him up… Jackhammer!
Rhino:Billy Gunn could have Randy Orton right here after that Jackhammer…
Mark:Billy Gunn covers Randy Orton 1……………..2……….3…….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now waiting for Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The momentum has swung back towards Billy Gunn…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Heres comes Billy Gunn…
Mark:FAMEASSER! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton ducked out of the way…
Mark:Randy Orton spins Billy Gunn around… RKO!
Rhino:Randy Orton hit it…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Billy Gunn 1…………..2………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!
Rhino:Strong victory here tonight for Randy Orton…
Mark:Could Randy Orton win the 2012 Mayhem Royal Rumble? We will find out at May-Hem… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first….From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Lilith Evans and Lone Jobber lock up in a collar and elbow tie up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to over power Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs her right up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber backs away and Lilith Evans nails him with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:She is just nailing him with those shots…
Mark:Those shots knocked Lone Jobber back towards the center of the ring… Lilith Evans now comes charging off the ropes and nails Lone Jobber with a Running Headscissors!
Rhino:That took Lone Jobber right off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now staggers back up on to his feet… Lilith Evans connects with a dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Lone Jobber through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to gather himself on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Here comes Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans launches herself over the top rope and takes out the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:Lilith Evans now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:She is on fire right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Cover 1…………………2…………………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Lilith Evans climbs the ropes… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber could be in trouble right here…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2………….3….No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lilith Evans is bringing the fight to Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:It looks like she is going to take another chance right here…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way of that dropkick…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now just putting the boots to the back of Lilith Evans…
Rhino:He is really stomping away at her right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Lilith Evans and nails her with a Vertical Suplex! Lone Jobber covers Lilith Evans 1…………..2…………Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Lilith Evans again… DDT!
Rhino:He dropped her right on her head…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Lilith Evans again 1……………….2………………3..No!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber has taken back control of this match up…
Rhino:We all know what Lone Jobber’s focus is… Its to win tonight and then to win again at May-Hem…
Mark:Lone Jobber wants to win the Royal Rumble once again…
Rhino:I wonder if he can do it…
Mark:Lilith Evans is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has her lined up…
Mark:Low Card Kick! NO!
Rhino:Lilith Evans ducked the kick…
Mark:School Girl! 1………………..2…………………3…………NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there..
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is back up as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Lilith Evans ducks and nails him with a couple of forearm shots… Lilith Evans charges and takes him off of his feet again with a Running Headscissors!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Lone Jobber… TORTURED! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves Lilith Evans off in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:He hit the kick this time…
Mark:Lone Jobber isnt done…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling Lilith Evans back up on to her feet…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls this one out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is sending the message to everyone else that he is going to win the 2012 Royal Rumble…
Rhino:We shall see if it happens…
Mark:As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Road Dogg vs The Phantom
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Marietta, Georgia… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… ROAD DOGG!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)
Mark:Road Dogg and The Phantom are eye to eye in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are ready to go at it…
Mark:The Phantom goes for a right hand… Road Dogg blocks and nails The Phantom with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Road Dogg with a kick to the midsection and nails The Phantom with a swinging neckbreaker… Road Dogg goes for the quick cover 1……………2………Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up…
Mark:Road Dogg is now backing The Phantom up in to the corner and just drives elbows right in to the side of the head of The Phantom…
Rhino:He is laying the shots in…
Mark:Road Dogg whips The Phantom off in to the farside corner… Road Dogg charges in and The Phantom gets his boot up…
Rhino:Road Dogg is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Spin Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there…
Mark:The Phantom covers Road Dogg 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Road Dogg…
Rhino:Road Dogg is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom nails him with a couple of hard shots to Road Dogg and now nails him with a Hangman’s Neckbreaker… Quick cover by The Phantom 1…………..2……………Kickout by Road Dogg…
Rhino:Right now The Phantom is trying to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Road Dogg gets back up… The Phantom hooks up Road Dogg… Single Arm DD!T
Rhino:Nice move right there working over the arm of Road Dogg…
Mark:The Phantom now scoops up Road Dogg… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:The Phantom is working him over and is trying to setup for In Confession…
Mark:Road Dogg is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Hes holding on to his arm as he is getting back up…
Mark:The Phantom grabs Road Dogg and attemps to throw him shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Road Dogg puts on the breaks…
Mark:Road Dogg with a couple of shots to the midsection as he put on the breaks…
Rhino:The Phantom is staggering around…
Mark:Road Dogg nails The Phantom with a clothesline…
Rhino:That took him off of his face…
Mark:Road Dogg covers The Phantom 1………….2…………Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up…
Mark:Road Dogg hooks up The Phantom… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Road Dogg is in control…
Mark:Road Dogg covers The Phantom 1…………….2…………Kickout again by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is staggering up on to his feet in the corner..
Mark:Road Dogg drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of The Phantom in the corner…
Rhino:Road Dogg is setting The Phantom up on the top rope…
Mark:Road Dogg sets him up… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:The Phantom is in trouble now…
Mark:Road Dogg covers The Phantom 1……………..2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Road Dogg thought he had him down for the count…
Rhino:Road Dogg is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up…
Mark:The Phantom has staggered back up to his feet… Road Dogg hooks up The Phantom… PUMP HANDLE SLAM! NO!
Rhino:The Phantom escapes out of it…
Mark:The Phantom spins Road Dogg around… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Road Dogg is now spinning around…
Mark:The Phantom nails him with a Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That took Road Dogg off of his feet…
Mark:The Phantom covers Road Dogg 1……………….2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Close one…
Mark:The Phantom is now waiting for Road Dogg to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Road Dogg seems out of it…
Mark:MOMENT OF SILENCE! NO!
Rhino:Road Dogg escapes out of it…
Mark:Road Dogg spins The Phantom around… DDT!
Rhino:Road Dogg planted The Phantom…
Mark:Road Dogg covers The Phantom 1…………………….2…………..3…………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Road Dogg is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get back up…
Mark:Road Dogg with left jabs to The Phantom…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Big Right Hand!
Rhino:That laid him out…
Mark:Road Dogg comes off the ropes and nails the Shake Rattle and Roll Knee Drop!
Rhino:The Phantom is in trouble…
Mark:Road Dogg covers The Phantom 1……………….2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there once again…
Mark:Road Dogg thought he had him down for the count…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Road Dogg is looking to put The Phantom away right now…
Rhino:The Phantom is up on his feet…
Mark:PUMP HANDLE SLAM! NO!
Rhino:The Phantom escapes again…
Mark:The Phantom spins Road Dogg around… IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:The Phantom has the crucifix armbar locked in…
Mark:Road Dogg is struggling to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The Phantom is trying to fully lock it in…
Mark:The Phantom has it locked…
Rhino:There is no place for The Road Dogg to go right now…
Mark:Road Dogg is trying to fight it…
Rhino:He is struggling…
Mark:Road Dogg Taps Out! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!
Rhino:The Phantom pulls out of the victory here tonight
Mark:The Phantom celebrates his victory…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Someone hooded person just entered the ring…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:The Phantom turns around and walks right in to a Round House Kick!
Rhino:That kick took The Phantom off of his feet…
Mark:This mystery person has escaped the ring..
Rhino:Who ever this was made their impact felt…
Mark:Well revenge is sure in order… But now its back to the ring for more action….
Non Title Match
Dante Daevain vs Mr. Anderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…The EWA Total Impact Champion…DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Mr. Anderson strikes Dante Daevain first with right hands…
Rhino:Hes just hammering the big man…
Mark:Mr. Anderson backs him up in to the ropes… Mr. Anderson goes for a clothesline… Dante Daevain ducks and back drops Mr. Anderson over the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson landed on the ring apron…
Mark:Dante Daevain grabs Mr. Anderson and launches him back in to the ring…
Rhino:That’s not the way you want to enter the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain comes off the ropes and drops a big leg on to Mr. Anderson… Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1…………2……….Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Mr. Anderson and nails him with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now pulling Mr. Anderson back up on to his feet…
Mark:He is backing him up in to the corner… Dante Daevain is now laying in a couple of shots…
Rhino:He is hammering away at Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Dante Daevain gets a head of steam…Dante Daevain charges in… Mr. Anderson nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is spinning around…
Mark:Mr. Anderson gets up on the middle rope… Double Axe Handle!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Mr. Anderson as it got Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up… Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes and nails him with a Bulldog!
Rhino:That drove him head first in to the mat…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2………………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now hooks up Dante Daevain… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain again 1………………2…………..Kickout again by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now struggling to get back up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson charges in… Running High Knee!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is spinning around…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice combination right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain again 1………………2……………3…No!
Rhino:Dante Daveain was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson thought he had him down for the count right there…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is arguing with the referee…
Mark:Now Mr. Anderson is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to a chance right here…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is up on the top rope… Kenton Bomb! No!
Rhino:Dante Daevain rolled out of the way…
Mark:The Arguing with the referee may have cost him a couple of seconds right there…
Rhino:Those couple of seconds gave Dante Daveain a chance to recover…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is back up…
Mark:Mr. Anderson charges… Dante Daevain catches him… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:That sent Mr. Anderson across the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1……………..2………….3…….. NO!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is crawling towards the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Dante…
Mark:Mr. Anderson grabs Dante Daevain by the tights and drives him shoulder first in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson suckered him in…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson has him lined up…
Mark:MIC CHECK! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain fights out of it…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks him up… FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1……………….2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain pulls this one out…
Mark:Strong victory as Dante Daevain heads in May-Hem to defend the EWA Total Impact Championship against Steve Austin and Troy Joseph… As our cameras are now backstage…
(Dante is shaking a few hands of e.W.a. staffers before he makes his way over to the community snack table to grab a bottle of water.As Dante opens his water, he glances on down the hallway only to see the now infamous David the Retarded Barbed Wire Wrapped Midget. David has the e.W.a. Total Impact Title draped over his shoulder and is seen conversing with a wall. Dante, filled with a sense of rage, throws down his bottle of water and begins to briskly walk towards David. As if he has a sixth sense about these things, David immediately begins to waddle off down the hallway and around a corner.)
Dante:David! Stop!! You under-sized sack of – ….
(Just then, Kent Richardson gets in Dante’s way…obviously looking to try and get a few words about his match that we have all just witnessed.)
Kent: Mr. Daevain! I’m glad I caught you!
(Dante pays no mind to Kent and tries to walk on by but Kent seems adamant about trying to get an interview.)
Kent: Dante! Can we get your thoughts…
(Dante grabs Kent Richardson on his shoulders and semi-forcefully shifts him to stand next to the hallway wall. After positioning Kent, Dante holds up a finger and points it at Kent.)
Dante: Stay.
(Dante rushes off on down the hallway and turns the corner, only to see David turn another corner. Dante rushes on down this hallway, paying no mind to the obvious wet floor. Dante slips on the wet floor and slides a couple of feet before he regains his footing. Loud crashes and bangs are heard coming from the other hallway where David ran down.After Dante manages to turn the corner, he manages to catch a glimpse of David entering a locker room. Metal folding chairs, boxes, and roll carts are all seen thrown across this hallway in an obvious attempt the thwart Dante. Dante weaves in and out of the obstacles and arrives at the locker room where David went into…Much to Dante’s pleasure, this locker room happens to be the locker room of The Pac. Dante stands outside the door with a big smile on his face.Inside the locker room, David immediately finds his closet and locks himself in. Dante opens the locker room door and hears the commotion and gets to the closet right as David clicks the lock preventing him access. Dante, exasperated kicks the closet door.)
Dante: You can’t hide in there forever you little bastard!
(Dante kicks the door again.Dante fumes and paces the Pac locker room never taking his eyes off the closet door. Suddenly, he stops and sniffs the air. Turning to the kitchen table he sees a plate of elaborately dressed tacos. With it is a note saying ‘For Dante’. Knock him dead sweetie love, your sweetie written on it with red lips on it signifying a kiss. Dante smiles picking up the letter and throwing it away turning his attention to the tacos. Dante gets a bottle of water out of the fridge and sits at the table never taking his eyes off the closet and eats the tacos. When he finishes the tacos he takes the plate to the sink and while he washes it he hears the front door shut turning around and seeing no one come in his eyes get wide.)
Dante: YOU IMPISH LITTLE BASTARD!!!!
(Dante runs to the door getting out to the hall he sees David at the end of the hall holding the e.W.a. Total Impact title smiling at him. Dante takes off at David in a dead sprint. Suddenly he stops and clutching his stomach he looks at David in utter disbelief and turns his head and sees the public restroom immediately to his right, contemplating revenge for the sake of his dignity, he bolts inside the restroom.)
Dante: YOU WILL DIE MIDGET! I SWEAR UPON ALL THINGS HOLY AND UNHOLY!!!
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs James Storm
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Cowboy JAMES STORM!
(“Longneck & Rednecks” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Mark:James Storm and Triple H are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:A little bit of trash talk going back and forth right now…
Mark:James Storm strikes first and nails Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:James Storm is laying them in…
Mark:James Storm whips Triple H in to the ropes… Triple H with a reversal… James Storm comes off the ropes… Hiptoss!
Rhino:James Storm gets back up…
Mark:Triple H nails James Storm charges and nails James Storm with a clothesline! Triple H goes right for the cover 1…………..2……… Kickout by James Storm…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for James Storm to get back up…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of hard right hands…
Rhino:The Game is laying in the shots…
Mark:Triple H kicks James Storm in the midsection and goes right for the Pedigree but James Storm slides right out…
Rhino:Triple H is saying he was close to putting him away…
Mark:James Storm and Triple H are locking up and James Storm locks in a side headlock…
Rhino:James Storm is grinding away with the headlock…
Mark:James Storm gets shoved off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice move right there from James Storm…
Mark:James Storm covers Triple H 1……………….2………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm now connects with a couple of shots and now hooks up Triple H… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:He let all the blood rush to the head of Triple H before dropping him down to the canvas…
Mark:James Storm covers Triple H 1………………..2…………..Kickout again by Triple H…
Rhino:James Storm is now waiting for The Game to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is back up… Double Knee Backbreaker!
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:James Storm covers Triple H 1…………………2……………..3…No!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:The Game is really struggling right now…
Rhino:James Storm is waiting for Triple H to get back up…
Mark:Triple H turns around… Closing Time! No!
Rhino:Triple H grabbed on to the ropes…
Mark:James Storm is now the one who is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Storm is back up…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands and now sends James Storm off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:Triple H takes him off of his feet with that running high knee…
Mark:James Storm is staggering back up… Triple H hooks up James Storm… Knee Buster!
Rhino:James Storm is spinning around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:He lays him out right there…
Mark:Triple H covers James Storm 1……………2………..3……NO!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:James Storm is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Storm is back up…
Mark:Triple H hooks up James Storm… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers James Storm 1…………………..2………………3…………….NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Triple H is now looking to put James Storm away…
Mark:Triple H kicks James Storm in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Hell of a counter right there…
Mark:James Storm saved himself right there…
Rhino:Both men are staggering back up…
Mark:Triple H charges… CLOSING TIME!
Rhino:James Storm hit it…
Mark:James Storm covers Triple H 1……………….2………………3…………NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:James Storm is now looking to finish off Triple H…
Rhino:The Game looks out of it…
Mark:LAST CALL! NO!
Rhino:Triple H ducks the superkick…
Mark:Triple H spins James Storm around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Game hit it…
Mark:Triple H covers James Storm 1………………2……………..3……………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H pulls out the victory here tonight…
Mark:Triple H has his eye set on winning the 2012 Mayhem Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Hes one of my picks to win…
Mark:We will see if he can do it… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Steel Cage Match
Troy Joseph vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Steel Cage Match… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:This has been a match in the making…
Rhino:These two have been wanting to finally settling their differences and they get to do it now…
Mark:No place to run… No place to hide…
Rhino:Its time to go…
Mark:Steve Austin and Troy Joseph are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Here they go…
Mark:They are trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:Troy Joseph and Steve Austin are laying in to one another…
Mark:Troy Joseph takes control and backs Steve Austin in to the ropes… Troy Joseph whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Troy Joseph nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks up Steve Austin and nails him with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1…………….2………….Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs Steve Austin and throws Steve Austin head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails him with a big right hand… Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin again 1……………………..2…… Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has taken control of this match up early on…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs Steve Austin by the legs… Slingshot!
Rhino:Steve Austin went face first in to the steel cage…
Mark:Steve Austin is spinning around… Troy Joseph sets up Steve Austin… Facebuster!
Rhino:Steve Austin driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1…………………2…………………Kickout again by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Right now Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hes looking kind of dazed at the moment…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is waiting for Steve Austin to get back up…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up Steve Austin and has him up on his shoulder… Troy Joseph goes to launch Steve Austin to the cage… Steve Austin slides off the shoulder of Troy Joseph and shoves him off in to the cage….
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now spinning around…
Mark:Steve Austin nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin is nailing Troy Joseph in the corner with the boots…
Rhino:Hes stomping away at him right now…
Mark:Steve Austin is now using his boot and sticking it underneath the throat of Troy Joseph down in the corner…
Rhino:Hes choking him with that boot…
Mark:Steve Austin now pulls Troy Joseph out of the corner and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Steve Austin isnt done…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes and drives an elbow right in to the face of Troy Joseph… Steve Austin covers Troy Joseph 1…………..2………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Steve Austin grabs Troy Joseph by the head and is now just rubbing Troy Joseph’s head in to the steel…
Rhino:He really is doing a number to the face of Troy Joseph…
Mark:It looks like Steve Austin has busted open Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Yeah you can see the blood starting to trickle down the face of Troy Joseph…
Mark:Steve Austin now scoops up Troy Joseph and drives him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Steve Austin picks him back up and drives him in to the cage one more time…
Rhino:The blood is trickling out more and more out of the head of Troy Joseph..
Mark:Steve Austin covers Troy Joseph 1………….2……………3…No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Steve Austin is now sticking his boot right in to the open cut of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is really in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Steve Austin hooks up Troy Joseph… Sleeper!
Rhino:Steve Austin trying to put Troy Joseph to sleep right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is starting to fade away right now…
Rhino:You can see the blood rushing out of the head of Troy Joseph…
Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph right now…
Rhino:Hes fading away…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Troy Joseph and it drops…
Rhino:That’s once…
Mark:The referee lifts the arm up again and its falls a second time…
Rhino:One more time and its over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm and it stays up!
Rhino:There is still fight left in Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph with elbows and now shoves Steve Austin in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:They really have been trading shots back and forth all match long…
Rhino:They have been beating the hell out of each this entire match…
Mark:Both men are slow to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:It has been a war…
Mark:Steve Austin goes for a right hand… Troy Joseph blocks and starts to nail Steve Austin with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Troy Joseph go…
Mark:Troy Joseph now whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is starting to feel it…
Mark:Steve Austin now staggers back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph grabs Steve Austin and tosses him in to the cage…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt done…
Mark:Steve Austin turns around and Troy Joseph tosses him in to the other side…
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up Steve Austin… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph could have Steve Austin right here and now…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1………………2……………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is wiping the blood out of his eyes…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has him lined up…
Mark:Steve Austin turns around… STUNNER!
Rhino:Troy Joseph hit it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1………………….2………………..3…………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Steve Austin is down…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now climbing up the cage…
Mark:Where in the world is he going?
Rhino:I have no idea…
Mark:Troy Joseph is heading to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Steve Austin is not moving…
Mark:It looks like Troy Joseph is going to fly…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to have him down for the count…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steve Austin 1………………………….2……………………..
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What is going on?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:It sounds like something is going on in the ring…
Mark:Someone get the lights on…
Rhino:Fast!
(Lights Go On)
Mark:Both Steve Austin and Troy Joseph are laid out covered in blood…
Rhino:Neither man is moving…
Mark:We have officials coming down to the ring right now…
Rhino:They are trying to check on Troy Joseph and Steve Austin…
Mark:Who could have done this?
Rhino:I dont kn…
(“Wolfpac” plays in the arena…)
Mark:I think we have an answer…
Rhino:It appears Dante Daevain has sent a message to his two challengers heading in to May-Hem…
Mark:Officials are helping both Steve Austin and Troy Joseph out of the ring…
Rhino:We have the ring crew trying to fix the mat as well…
Mark:Lets go to a video package and then we should be set for our Main Event…
(Video Package Airs Hyping up the 2012 May-Hem Royal Rumble)
Non Title Match
Barbed Wire Madness
William McConnell vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match and is Barbed Wire Madness… Introducing first…From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:His Opponent…From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM MCCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
McConnell: Do you not remember what I said last week… Get it right, I am the FUCK The EWA World Heavyweight Champion! Now do it again!
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… The Fuck The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:You can see a smirk on the face of Subway…
Mark:This is the type of match up he enjoys… There are a bunch of barbed wire weapons all around the ring… Subway strikes first nailing William McConnell with right hands..
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Subway whips William McConnell off in to the ropes and Subway nails him with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:William McConnell staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges and clotheslines William McConnell over the top rope and the floor goes William McConnell…
Rhino:Subway is going right out after William McConnell…
Mark:Subway grabs the Fuck the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and rams him head first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Subway picks up a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire and charges at him and nails him right in the face…
Rhino:Basically used the 2×4 to hit a clothesline on William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet and Subway nails him right across the back with the 2×4…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Subway now stands on top of William McConnell and this time nails him right in the stomach with the 2×4…
Rhino:You can see that Subway is enjoying this…
Mark:Subway rolls William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is sending a barbed wire board in to the ring…
Mark:Subway now charges at William McConnell and nails him with a running now…
Rhino:This is giving Subway a chance to reposition the barbed wire board…
Mark:Subway now hooks up William McConnell… Suplex! No! William McConnell blocks the suplex and now spins around and William McConnell suplex’s Subway on to the Barbed Wire Board…
Rhino:That hurts…
Mark:William McConnell covers Subway 1……………2……. Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell sets up the Barbed Wire Board in the corner…
Rhino:This is not going to be good…
Mark:William McConnell with a hard irish whip and he sends Subway right in to the barbed wire board…
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Subway…
Rhino:William McConnell with an evil smirk on his face…
Mark:William McConnell pulls Subway out of the corner… Atomic Drop! Right in to a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Nice combination right there by William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell covers Subway again 1………………..2…………Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:William McConnell now rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is looking for something…
Mark:William McConnell brings in the Barbed Wire Bat…
Rhino:This is going to get interesting…
Mark:William McConnell is raking the barbed wire bat right across the face of Subway…
Rhino:Subway has been busted wide open…
Mark:Hes bleeding a lot right now…
Rhino:He is used to it…
Mark:That’s a good point… William McConnell now stands over Subway and nails him right in the chest with the Barbed Wire Bat…
Rhino:You can see that Subway is rolling around in pain…
Mark:William McConnell stands on top of him and just puts the Barbed Wire Bat underneath the throat of Subway…
Rhino:William McConnell is grinning from ear to ear right now…
Mark:He is enjoying this…
Rhino:He really is…
Mark:William McConnell is now standing over Subway…
Rhino:This is not going to be good…
Mark:William McConnell with the Barbed Wire Bat… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Subway just saved himself right there…
Mark:William McConnell is no longer grinning from ear to ear…
Rhino:No hes not…
Mark:Subway is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He now has possession of the Barbed Wire Bat…
Mark:Subway is lining up William McConnell and nails him right in the chest with the Barbed Wire Bat!
Rhino:Hell of a shot right there…
Mark:One more shot right across the back!
Rhino:Subway is swinging for the fences…
Mark:Subway covers William McConnell 1………………2………………….3…………NO!
Rhino:William McConnell got his shoulder up…
Mark:Subway is now pulling the Barbed Wire Board out of the corner…
Rhino:He has something in mind right here…
Mark:Subway sets up William McConnell… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Subway pulls William McConnell off the board and now covers William McConnell 1………………..2………………3………………NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Subway is now looking to put William McConnell away for good right now…
Rhino:Subway has William McConnell lined up…
Mark:William McConnell staggers up on to his feet… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell ducked the Subline…
Mark:SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit the kick…
Mark:Subway is out on his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell isnt done…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK! In to the Barbed Wire Board!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:William McConnell covers Subway 1……………..2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell survives…
Mark:He some how pulled out the victory here tonight…
Rhino:Will he be able to do the same at May-Hem?
Mark:We dont know who hes fighting… But the title will be on the line… Good Night Everyone!
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