November 2 Dismember 2012
Mark:We are live in Richmond, Virginia for the Most Interactive night in the EWA Calendar… This is November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:We turned the keys over to the fans of the EWA for one night only…
Mark:Tonight they get to decide whether Bully Ray or Demon Child gets a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:William McConnell will have a challenge with either man who gets the shot at his title…
Mark:Also they get to decide who gets to fight for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Whether its Mr. Anderson or Steve Austin…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber take out either The Asshole or the Rattlesnake?
Mark:We will see tonight… Plus so many other matches… Lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Choose The Weapon
Big Daddy Ace vs Randy Orton
Choices-Singapore Cane, Barbed Wire Bat, Chair
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Choose The Weapon Match… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Bottom” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The Fans Have Decided that this Choose The Weapons Match will feature… A BARBED WIRE BAT!
Mark:Well this is going to be interesting…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire Bat is legal in this match up…
Mark:With 58.3% of the vote the Barbed Wire Bat was the weapon the fans wanted to see… As Randy Orton nails Big Daddy Ace with a couple of hard uppercuts…
Rhino:He is backing him right up in to the corner…
Mark:Randy Orton scores with a really hard uppercut right underneath the jaw of Big Daddy Ace in the corner and now sends him off in to the farside…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Randy Orton charges and nails Big Daddy Ace with a clothesline… Randy Orton goes for the cover 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drops him with a suplex…
Rhino:Randy Orton is lining him up…
Mark:Big Elbow right down in to the chest of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Randy Orton isnt done…
Mark:A Second elbow driven right in to the chest of Big Daddy Ace as Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace again 1…………2………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace once again…
Rhino:Randy Orton is pulling him back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner and now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He is really trying to do some damage to the chest area of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Randy Orton pulls him out of the corner and nails him with a Gutbuster!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace could be in a bit of trouble right here…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………..2…………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace one more time…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slow to get back up on to his feet as he holds on to his midsection…
Mark:Randy Orton locks in the Abdominal Stretch on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This is not the position Big Daddy Ace wanted to be in…
Mark:Randy Orton is really pulling back on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:You can see the pain on Big Daddy Ace’s face…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fight out of it but Randy Orton grabs the ropes…
Rhino:The referee doesn’t see it…
Mark:The referee looks back and asks Randy Orton if he was holding the ropes… Randy Orton is saying no..
Rhino:But he was…
Mark:Randy Orton pulls on the ropes again…
Rhino:The referee again doesn’t see it…
Mark:Randy Orton quickly lets go of the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Randy Orton grabs on to the ropes again…
Rhino:The referee sees it…
Mark:The referee tells Randy Orton to break and now the referee kicks Randy Orton’s arm off the ropes… Hiptoss! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He was finally able to escape the Abdominal Stretch…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton charges with a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks and spins him around… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Randy Orton is spinning around…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Big Daddy Ace who now covers Randy Orton 1…………2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton gets back up… Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Randy Orton is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton again 1…………….2…………….3…No!
Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton moved out of the way…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering backwards… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now in trouble…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks the leg 1…………………2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton is bringing the Barbed Wire Bat in to this match up…
Mark:This is not going to be good for Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:Randy Orton swings and nails Big Daddy Ace right in the ribs with the Barbed Wire Bat!
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:Randy Orton isnt done…Randy Orton nails Big Daddy Ace right in the back with that Barbed Wire Bat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is really hurting…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton thought those shots with the bat would have done Big Daddy Ace in…
Rhino:The Boston Badass is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton is now placing the Barbed Wire Bat in the center of the ring…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Randy Orton has him setup…
Mark:RKO! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace shoved him off in to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up the Barbed Wire Bat… Randy Orton comes off the ropes and Big Daddy Ace nails him in the face with the Barbed Wire Bat!
Rhino:Randy Orton is bleeding…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton 1…………………2…………………3…………NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace thought he had him after that shot with the Barbed Wire Bat…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Randy Orton… ACE CRUSHER! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton escapes…
Mark:Randy Orton has the Bat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…
Mark:Randy Orton swings… Big Daddy Ace ducks and knocks the bat out of Randy Orton’s hand…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! Right on to the Barbed Wire Bat!
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton 1………………..2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace pulls out the victory here at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Impressive victory for Big Daddy Ace…
HBK:Hey Mark, can you hear me?
Mark:Shawn?
HBK:Yeah… Good you can hear us… We are up here in the luxury box…
Mark:What are you guys doing up there?
HBK:We are watching the show and after every match we will give you guys a comment or two… Is that okay with you two?
Mark:Sure… What did you guys think about this match?
HBK:I dont know about Hunter… But I was impressed…
HHH:It was alright… I have seen that type of fight in Big Daddy Ace before… He still needs to do more before I consider giving him a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship however…
HBK:I think hes ready…
HHH:Well… That’s where we differ… He needs to do more to impress…
Mark:Well guys we will check back with you guys after the next match… As we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Choose The Stipulation
Robert Frost vs Alan Matthews
Choices-Falls Count Anywhere Match, NWA Rules, 2 of 3 Falls
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose The Stipulation Match… Introducing first…From Buffalo, New York… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… ROBERT FROST!
(Robert Frost’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The Fans Have Chosen That this match up will be contested under… NWA RULES!
Mark:We are looking at a really old school style match up here…
Rhino:This match up was decided with 63.6% choosing NWA Rules…
Mark:So throw any extreme idea you had coming in to this one… This is classic NWA Rules and here we go… Robert Frost locks up with Alan Matthews…
Rhino:They are both battling for position…
Mark:Robert Frost with a headlock in on Alan Matthews… Robert Frost now takes him down to the mat…
Rhino:He is grinding away with the headlock…
Mark:Robert Frost continues to grind away with him on the ground…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews rolls on top of Robert Frost as he has the Headlock locked in and gets a pin 1……….2………Kickout by Robert Frost…
Rhino:Robert Frost still has the headlock locked in…
Mark:Alan Matthews is able to fight back up on to his feet and now nails Robert Frost with elbows to the midsection… Alan Matthews shoves Robert Frost off in to the ropes… Robert Frost comes off the ropes… Arm Drag!
Rhino:Robert Frost gets back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews takes him back over with another Arm Drag and now locks in the arm bar…
Rhino:Robert Frost is trying to fight his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Robert Frost is able to do so and now sends Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by Robert Frost… Alan Matthews comes off the other side… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:That sent Alan Matthews flying…
Mark:Robert Frost grabs Alan Matthews and is looking to toss him over the top rope…
Rhino:You cant do that under NWA Rules…
Mark:The referee is warning him about it…
Rhino:It was a rule put in by the NWA that if you throw your opponent over the top rope you would be Disqualified…
Mark:Robert Frost stops and now scoops up and slams Alan Matthews down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back up…
Mark:Robert Frost hooks him up… Fishman’s Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………..2………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Robert Frost is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! As Robert Frost covers Alan Matthews again 1…………..2………..Kickout again by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Robert Frost is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews rolled out of the way…
Mark:He should have stuck with the game plan he was having…
Rhino:The leg drop backfired…
Mark:Alan Matthews now goes behind Robert Frost and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes for the cover 1…………..2………..Kickout by Robert Frost…
Rhino:Robert Frost is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………2…………3…..NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews thought he had him with that German Suplex…
Rhino:It was a nice suplex right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Robert Frost to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is slow to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is setting him up… Tiger Bomb!
Rhino:He could have him here…
Mark:Cover 1………………2……………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Robert Frost was able to get his shoulder again…
Mark:Alan Matthews is looking to make a statement with his first match up back here in the EWA in many months…
Rhino:Alan Matthews wants to put him away right here…
Mark:Alan Matthews picks up Robert Frost… Small Package! 1………………..2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to kick out…
Mark:Both men are back up… Alan Matthews charges at Robert Frost… Robert Frost ducks… SPEAR!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Robert Frost covers Alan Matthews 1……………….2…………….3……NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is staggering to his feet…
Rhino:Robert Frost is setting him up…
Mark:OBLIVION!
Rhino:That could be it right here…
Mark:Robert Frost covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2……………….3…………NO!
Rhino:So close again…
Mark:Robert Frost is looking to finish off Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews looks to be out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews staggers up… Robert Frost sets him up… VERTIGO! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to counter out…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets Robert Frost up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews returns to the EWA and gets a victory…
Mark:Shawn and Hunter… What did you guys think?
HBK:That Alan Matthews fella… He may just be World Champion one day…
HHH:Hes been world champion…
HBK:Has he?
HHH:He has…
HBK:My bad…Well maybe he will be champion again… Who knows… Someone needs to get the belt off of William McConnell that’s for sure…
Mark:Alright guys we will be back with you after our next contest…
Choose The Stipulation
PyroManiAxe vs Brock Lesnar
Choices- Steel Cage, Strap Match, Tables Match
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Choose the Stipulation Match… Introducing first…From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota…Weighing in at 266 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The fans have decided that this match up will be a STRAP MATCH!
Rhino:Now this is interesting…
Mark:Both men will be attached by a Leather Strap..
Rhino:Which they can use as a weapon on the other…
Mark:It appears that 54.5% of the EWA Fans wanted to see this… So this is what we are bringing you… Brock Lesnar and PyroManiAxe are face to face with one another… Brock Lesnar strikes PyroManiAxe first with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hammers away and now whips him in to the corner…
Rhino:He follows him right in…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:He continues to just drive it in to PyroManiAxe…
Mark:Brock Lesnar pulls him out of the corner and now drives him hard right back in to the corner…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges… PyroManiAxe ducks the clothesline.. Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Quick cover by PyroManiAxe 1………………2………… Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now putting the boots to Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar sits up and PyroManiAxe nails him with a running dropkick…
Rhino:He caught him good there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe with another cover 1……………2…………….Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe now has control of the strap…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is choking Brock Lesnar with that leather strap…
Rhino:He really is choking the life out of him…
Mark:Nothing the referee can do…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is able to fight him off…
Mark:Yes we was able to flip PyroManiAxe over and break up the choke hold…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is back up… PyroManiAxe charges… Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:Bad place for PyroManiAxe to be at right there…
Mark:Fallaway Slam! By Brock Lesnar… Brock Lesnar covers PyroManiAxe 1……………..2…………..Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with hard shots right to the midsection of PyroManiAxe and now sets him up… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Hell of a suplex right there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers PyroManiAxe 1………………..2……..3..No!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now choking PyroManiAxe with the Strap…
Rhino:He is returning the favor from earlier in this match up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is fighting to his feet and nails Brock Lesnar with knees to the midsection…
Rhino:He is getting out of it before he can fully lock in that choke…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges at Brock Lesnar… Brock Lesnar takes his head off with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught him good there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now pulling him back up on to his feet and thowing back in to the corner…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now putting PyroManiAxe up on the top rope…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks up PyroManiAxe… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:He is fighting out of it…
Mark:PyroManiAxe knocks Brock Lesnar off the top rope…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is going to fly…
Mark:Shooting Star Press!
Rhino:Big time move right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Brock Lesnar 1……………..2…………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe now has control of the strap and is now whipping Brock Lesnar right across the back…
Rhino:Listen to those shots right there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is really getting whipped…
Rhino:His back is all read…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up… PyroManiAxe chagres and nails him right in the face with the strap…
Rhino:He caught him good…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Brock Lesnar 1………………2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is looking to put Brock Lesnar away…
Rhino:Look at the red mark on Brock Lesnar’s face…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks him up… THIRD DEGREE… NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar fights out of the powerbomb…
Mark:Brock Lesnar has control of the strap and nails him right across the top of the head…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is dazed…
Mark:Brock Lesnar has him up… F5!
Rhino:Lesnar hit it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar pulls out this hard fought victory…
HBK:Upset!
HHH:Upset? Brock Lesnar is a beast…
HBK:Upset!
HHH:You serious Shawn?
HBK:I am Upset… I spilled my popcorn…
HHH:Will someone get this man another popcorn..Back to you guys…
Mark:Its time for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs ???
Choices-Mr. Anderson or Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The fans have decided… The Challenger…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And… From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Mark:The fans couldn’t decide who they want it as it was 50/50 Split so we have ourselves a triple threat match…
Rhino:Im not sure this is what Lone Jobber was expecting when this match up came about…
Mark:Mr. Anderson and Steve Austin are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Both men want to get their hands on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Mr. Anderson nails Steve Austin with a couple of more shots and now sends him off in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off the ropes and nails Mr. Anderson with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Nice comeback clothesline right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers back up on to his feet and Steve Austin tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson went flying over the top rope…
Mark:He hit the floor hard… From behind Lone Jobber nails Steve Austin with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught him good…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now putting the boots to the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:He planted him right there with that DDT…
Mark:Lone Jobber now stretches out the arm of Steve Austin and steps right on the elbow with a big boot…
Rhino:Hard shot right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber now picks up Steve Austin… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes right for the crossface…
Rhino:He is trying to lock it in…
Mark:Mr. Anderson pulls him out of the ring…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson was able to get him out of the ring before he could get it locked in…
Mark:Mr. Anderson has Lone Jobber and whips him right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:Mr. Anderson nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now getting back in to the ring…
Mark:Mr. Anderson picks Steve Austin back up… Thumb to the eye…
Rhino:Steve Austin was waiting for someone to come back in to the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:He is hammering Mr. Anderson with right hands…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Big Elbow!
Rhino:Steve Austin is on fire right now…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Stone Cold has him lined up…
Mark:STUNNER!
Rhino:He hit the Stone Cold Stunner right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back in to the ring with a steel chair…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around and walks right in to a Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got him good with that chair shot as there is a big dent in that chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks Steve Austin back up and now places the chair around the neck of Steve Austin… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Steve Austin is out cold…
Rhino:That was a brutal kick right there…
Mark:The referee is checking on Steve Austin…
Rhino:I dont see any movement…
Mark:The referee is calling for the bell… Steve Austin has been knocked out by Lone Jobber…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner as a result of a Knockout… And Still EWA Total Impact Champion… LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber leaves still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
HHH:So Lone Jobber is still the EWA Total Impact Champion Shawn…
HBK:Well despite everything… At least he cares about the championship… Unlike the two guys who are up to compete for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Both guys are talking about how they shouldn’t be voted for…
HHH:I know… That is very sad…
HBK:One of them is suppose to be a Bully and he comes off like he is scared to fight in a match up… How disrespectful is that…
HHH:Its very disrespectful…
HBK:You and I have been World Champions… We would never disrespect the belt like that… Just shows no one in this upcoming match should be a World Champion…
HHH:I know Shawn…
HBK:Oh well… Im going back to reading this interesting book I found…
HHH:Back to you guys…
Mark:Its Main Event Time… Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA World Championship Match
William McConnell(c) vs ???
Choices-Demon Child or Bully Ray
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”
Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:The Fans have decided… His Opponent…From Hells Kitchen, New York…Weighing in at 326 Pounds… BULLY RAY!
(“Beaten Path” plays as Bully Ray enters the arena…)
Mark:With 66.7% of the vote Bully Ray is in this match up…
Rhino:I guess after his victory last week the fans thought he was the better option…
Mark:Bully Ray attacks William McConnell as William McConnell went in for a right hand but it was blocked…
Rhino:Bully Ray is hammering him with shots…
Mark:Bully Ray whips William McConnell in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray sends him over the top rope with a clothesline…
Rhino:William McConnell is a bit frustrated right now…
Mark:William McConnell says he has had enough of this and is grabbing his belt and is walking out…
Rhino:Hes Walking Out?!?
Mark:Bully Ray is chasing after him…
Rhino:Can he catch up?
Mark:Bully Ray turns him around and William McConnell hit him in the face with the World Title!
Rhino:The referee didn’t see that…
Mark:William McConnell is now putting the boots to Bully Ray on the ramp and is now dragging him back down to ringside…
Rhino:Bully Ray is struggling to get to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell whips Bully Ray right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Bully Ray went crashing in to the steps…
Mark:William McConnell now rolls him back in to the ring and now goes right for the cover 1…………….2…………Kickout by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Bully Ray is trying to get back up…
Mark:Sitout Spinebuster!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:William McConnell covers Bully Ray again 1…………….2………….Kickout again by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Bully Ray is getting up…
Mark:William McConnell goes for an atomic drop… Bully Ray counters it and grabs the head of William McConnell… Bulldog!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Bully Ray…
Mark:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Bully Ray is back up…
Mark:William McConnell charges… Bully Ray grabs a hold of him… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around…
Mark:Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice shot there…
Mark:Bully Ray covers William McConnell 1…………….2……………..3…..No!
Rhino:William McConnell was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Bully Ray now hooks up William McConnell… Sidewalk Slam!
Rhino:The Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Bully Ray covers him again 1……………….2…………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Close one there…
Mark:Bully Ray is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:BUBBA CUTTER!
Rhino:Bully Ray hit it…
Mark:Bully Ray covers William McConnell 1………………..2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Once again William McConnell was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:A very close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Bully Ray is looking to put William McConnell away right here and now…
Mark:Bully Ray hooks him up… BUBBA BOMB! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell fights out of it…
Mark:Roll Up! 1………………..2…………….3………..NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray kicks out…
Mark:Bully Ray gets back up on to his feet and charges at William McConnell… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:William McConnell got all of that superkick…
Mark:William McConnell covers Bully Ray 1……………….2………….3………………NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray got his shoulder up…
Mark:Bully Ray is struggling to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell thought he had him down for the count…
Mark:William McConnell charges… ROLLING ELBOW! DUCKED!
Rhino:Bully Ray saw it coming…
Mark:BUBBA CUTTER! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell escapes…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit it…
Mark:William McConnell covers Bully Ray 1……………..2……………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell is still champion… God Damn It…
Mark:Bully Ray comes out unsuccessful tonight at his attempt to become EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Can Anyone beat William McConnell for the belt?
Mark:Im not sure…
(“Break It Down” plays as Shawn Michaels walks out on to the stage…)
HBK:Congrats William… On another successful title defense… I didn’t catch all of your match as I was doing a bit of reading… As earlier this week I found a copy of the EWA Rulebook back at the Ranch… And I decided to have a bit of a read through it tonight and well… I came across something very interesting that you might be interested in…
McConnell:Whats That?
HBK:Im glad you asked… You see as I was reading the rulebook… It states that a Champion can be stripped of his championship for one of the following reasons and one of them includes… Missing a Media Appearance that was booked for him by the EWA Public Relations Department… And well… I had a little talk with the PR department a few minutes ago and they did inform me that you missed a scheduled radio show appearance a few weeks ago that was booked by the EWA PR department… And well… Because of that… I have no other choice…
McConnell:Dont you dare…
HBK:By the authority invested in me by the EWA Executive Committee as the EWA Commissioner… William McConnell… You have hereby been STRIPPED of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Rhino:WHAT?!?
Mark:Shawn Michaels has dropped the bombshell on William McConnell… He has been stripped of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:William McConnell is livid…
Mark:We have no World Champion… What is going to happen next with Degeneration X in charge! We will find out…It has truly been a November 2 Dismember! Good Night Everyone!
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