Tuesday Night Carnage 10-23-12
Mark:We are live in New Orleans, Louisiana… This is Tuesday Night Carnage…
Rhino:Its the final event before Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:Which means things could get pretty interesting…
Rhino:They really could… I always love this time of year…
Mark:Why is that?
Rhino:Because I like to dress up on Halloween…
Mark:No you just like the candy…
Rhino:Well that too…
Mark:In our Main Event Randy Orton will be battling William McConnell…
Rhino:Randy Orton says he is out to prove himself…
Mark:We will see if he can tonight… Along with all the other great action we have tonight… So lets send in to the ring for more action…
Mr. Anderson vs CM Punk
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Mr. Anderson nails CM Punk with right hands…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Mr. Anderson whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… Reversal by CM Punk… Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes… Flying Clothesline! By CM Punk…
Rhino:That takes Mr. Anderson off of his feet…
Mark:Mr. Anderson staggers back up on to his feet… CM Punk grabs Mr. Anderson and tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson lands on the ring apron…
Mark:CM Punk charges at Mr. Anderson…Mr. Anderson grabs CM Punk by the head and drops him throat first right across the top rope…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Clothesline! From behind by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now putting the boots to CM Punk…
Mark:Mr. Anderson now grabs CM Punk and tosses him shoulder first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:CM Punk is holding on to his shoulder…
Mark:Mr. Anderson scoops up and slams CM Punk down to the canvas…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is going to fly… Kenton Bomb! No!
Rhino:CM Punk rolled out of the way…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is lining up Mr. Anderson…
Mark:Big Kick!
Rhino:CM Punk really connected with that kick…
Mark:CM Punk covers Mr. Anderson 1………………..2…………….Kickout by Mr. Anderson…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:CM Punk now charges in at Mr. Anderson… Running Knee!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson is in trouble…
Mark:CM Punk covers Mr. Anderson 1……………2……………3…..NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson was able to get his shoulde rup…
Mark:CM Punk is calling for the Go To Sleep…
Rhino:This going to be the end of the line for Mr. Anderson…
Mark:CM Punk has Mr. Anderson up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson escapes out of it…
Mark:Mr. Anderson shoves CM Punk in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around…
Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up CM Punk… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers CM Punk 1………………2…………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER ANDERSON!
Rhino:Strong victory for Mr. Anderson here tonight…
Mark:The man who calls himself an asshole gets back on track… Still to come tonight we are going to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…But its back to the ring for our next contest…
PyroManiAxe vs Benjamin J. Franklin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… BENJAMIN J. FRANKLIN!
(“Money” plays as Benjamin J. Franklin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Mark:PyroManiAxe attacks Benjamin J. Franklin out of the gate with hard uppercuts…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:PyroManiAxe backs Benjamin J. Franklin up in to the corner… PyroManiAxe whips Benjamin J. Franklin off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges in… Crossbody! Caught! Benjamin J. Franklin with a Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:That didn’t work the way PyroManiAxe had hoped…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers PyroManiAxe 1…………2……… Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin now whips PyroManiAxe off in to the corner… Benjamin J. Franklin charges in… Big Splash!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:That spun PyroManiAxe inside out…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2…………… Kickout by PyroManiAxe once again…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin hooks up PyroManiAxe… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in some trouble right now here in the early going…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is using his power and strength to his advantage right now…
Rhino:Which isnt good for PyroManiAxe…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………2……………….Kickout again by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is having his way with PyroManiAxe right now…
Mark:PyroManiAxe has issued challenges to both William McConnell and Lone Jobber for Halloween Hellraiser…
Rhino:It seems like both men are up for the challenge…
Mark:Nothing is official right now… But this match up wont help him going in to Halloween Hellraiser…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin sets up PyroManiAxe… Powerbomb! No! DDT!
Rhino:Hell of a counter right there by PyroManiAxe…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting back up as well…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin turns around… PyroManiAxe kicks Benjamin J. Franklin in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is in trouble…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Benjamin J. Franklin…
Rhino:Benjamin J. Franklin is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up Benjamin J. Franklin… Spinebuster!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the canvas…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is going to fly…
Mark:360 MOONSAULT! Connects!
Rhino:Big time move right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1……………….2……………3………NO!
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:Benjamin J. Franklin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe has him lined up…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe hit it…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Benjamin J. Franklin 1……………..2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYROMANIAXE!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe with an impresive victory here tonight over Benjamin J. Franklin…
Mark:This was the type of victory that PyroManiAxe needed as he heads to Halloween Hellraiser…
Rhino:My money is on him…
Mark:Our cameras are backstage right now…
Rhino:That’s Lone Jobber’s office…
Mark:William McConnell just stormed out of his office…
Rhino:I guess whatever happened back in the office William McConnell wasn’t too happy with…
Mark:Kent Richardson is trying to get a word with Lone Jobber… Kent…
Kent:Thanks Guys… Lone Jobber what happened just now?
Lone Jobber:I beat William McConnell…
Kent:You beat William McConnell?
Lone Jobber:Yes… I out smarted him and I was win a game of chinese checkers…
Kent:Oh I see…What about the match for Halloween Hellraiser…
Lone Jobber:Its official…
Kent:That’s big…
Lone Jobber:If you say so…
Kent:Guys back to you…
Mark:Well we have a main event for Halloween Hellraiser… As we now get set for our next contest…
Big Daddy Ace vs Edge
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Bottom” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Edge with right hands…
Rhino:He is just opening up on the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks Edge in the midsection and gets him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! No!
Rhino:Edge escapes right out of it and shoves Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:That dropkick sent Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Edge goes right to the outside after Big Daddy Ace… Edge with an irish whip and sends him right in to the Steel Ring Post!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets sent back in to the ring by Edge…
Rhino:Edge gets right back in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace tries to get to his feet but Edge takes him out from behind…
Rhino:Edge is putting the boots right to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Edge now pulls Big Daddy Ace up on to his feet and slams him down to the canvas… Edge comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to Big Daddy Ace… Edge covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………..2……..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge with a couple of hard chops across the chest of Big Daddy Ace… Edge with an irish whip and sends him off in to the farside…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Edge charges with a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks the clothesline… Big Daddy Ace scoops up Edge… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Edge is trying to get back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:That sent Edge high in to the air…
Mark:Edge is trying to get back up on to his feet right now in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in and Edge gets his feet up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…
Mark:Edge comes charging at Big Daddy Ace… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by the Big Tyme Playa…
Mark:Edge is now struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is lining him up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Time Spear right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace isnt finished right here…
Rhino:Edge is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge is basically out on his feet… Big Daddy Ace sets him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Edge 1………………..2……………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Strong victory for Big Daddy Ace here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:We are scheduled to see the other half of the EWA Tag Team Champions Josh Stewart in action next…
Rhino:Can the tag team champions make it two for two tonight…
Mark:We are going to… Wait a second… We are told something is going on backstage…
Rhino:Whats going on?
Mark:Big Show and Syxx are attacking Josh Stewart right now backstage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is celebrating at ringside and he cant see whats happening…
Mark:Big Show just tossed Josh Stewart right in to the wall…
Rhino:He went head first…
Mark:Syxx just positioned a table…
Rhino:What is he going to here?
Mark:Josh Stewart just got chokeslamed through a table…
Rhino:We need to get some help for Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart might have suffered a concussion… Big Daddy Ace just saw what happened and stormed to the back…
Rhino:He is pissed…
Mark:Big Show and Syxx have left their mark on Josh Stewart tonight…
Rhino:They sure have sent a message to the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Speaking of champions… The EWA Total Impact Champion is now in action…
Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Syxx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match up set for one fall… Introducing first…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… SYXX!
(“Make Some Noise” plays as Syxx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:You can see that Syxx is looking over his shoulder right now…
Rhino:He has to know that Big Daddy Ace is on the lookout for him…
Mark:Syxx locks up with Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber locks in the headlock…
Rhino:Syxx is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets sent off in to the ropes by Syxx… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:He took him off of his feet there…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers to his feet… Syxx charges… Lone Jobber ducks and back drops Syxx over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Syxx landed hard on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Syxx and tosses him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Syxx is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of chops across the chest of Syxx and now whips him off in to the farside corner… Syxx comes out of the corner and Lone Jobber nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1……………2…………Kickout by Syxx…
Rhino:Syxx is getting back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Syxx in the midsection and now nails him with a hangman’s neckbreaker… Lone Jobber covers Syxx again 1…………..2…….Kickout by Syxx…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is taking it right to Syxx…
Mark:Syxx gets up on to his feet… Lone Jobber scoops him up and now ties him up in the tree of woe in the corner…
Rhino:Bad position for Syxx to be in right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes charging in… Running Baseball Slide! No!
Rhino:Syxx sat up…
Mark:And Lone Jobber just went sliding in to the ring post…
Rhino:That had to hurt..
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Syxx is up on the top rope…
Mark:Crossbody! Connects! Syxx with the cover 1…………….2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Syxx from behind nails Lone Jobber with a Running Bulldog!
Rhino:He drives him head first right in to the canvas…
Mark:Syxx covers Lone Jobber again 1………………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Syxx is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Syxx hooks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there…
Mark:Syxx covers Lone Jobber again 1……………..2……………..Kickout one more time by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting to his feet…
Mark:Syxx scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Syxx is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Mark:Syxx is now staggering to his feet… Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1………………..2……………….3……NO!
Rhino:Syxx was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Syxx is now slow to get back upon to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to put him away…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… HERTIAGE! NO!
Rhino:Back Body Drop counter by Syxx…
Mark:Syxx is now getting to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers in to the corner…
Mark:Syxx with hard kicks right to Lone Jobber in the corner…
Rhino:He is laying in the kicks…
Mark:Big Spin Kick knocking Lone Jobber down in the corner…
Rhino:Syxx is now setting him up for the Bronco Buster…
(“Bottom” begins to play in the arena…)
Rhino:That’s Big Daddy Ace’s theme…
Mark:Syxx is now looking at the entrance way…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:Syxx turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1……………….2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:The distraction for Big Daddy Ace’s theme music cost Syxx the match up here…
Mark:Syxx better continue to watch his back as I think Big Daddy Ace will be coming for him sooner rather than later…
Rhino:I agree with you there…
Mark:Its now time to send it to the ring for our Main Event…
Non Title Match
William McConnell vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”
Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go…
Rhino:Randy Orton has stated that this match up means a lot to him…
Mark:Lets see if he can back up those words against the most hated man in the EWA today William McConnell… William McConnell locks up with Randy Orton… Randy Orton backs him right up in to the ropes…
Rhino:He was able to power him right back in to the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell wants the referee to back Randy Orton up…
Rhino:The referee is doing it…
Mark:William McConnell charges right at Randy Orton and nails him with a hard shot knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:He caught him off guard right there…
Mark:William McConnell is now putting the boots to Randy Orton…
Rhino:He really is stomping away at Randy Orton right now…
Mark:William McConnell now picks Randy Orton up and slams him right back down to the canvas… William McConnell is up on the middle rope and just stomps right on the face of Randy Orton from the middle rope…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get back up…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! William McConnell covers Randy Orton 1………….2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has control here early on…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up and nails Randy Orton with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:William McConnell covers Randy Orton 1……………2………….Kickout again by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:William McConnell charges in… Randy Orton catches him with a back elbow…
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around…
Mark:Randy Orton comes out of the corner and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton grabs him and nails him with another hard clothesline…
Rhino:He took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:William McConnell is back up… Randy Orton from behind… Olympic Slam!
Rhino:William McConnell is in trouble…
Mark:Randy Orton covers William McConnell 1……………..2……………..Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to roll out of the ring…
Mark:Randy Orton grabs him and has him hanging on the middle rope… DDT!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell is in trouble after that DDT…
Mark:Randy Orton covers William McConnell 1………………..2…………3……..NO! William McConnell got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is up on his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton charges… William McConnell charges and pulls down the top rope and Randy Orton goes flying over the top rope…
Rhino:William McConnell saw him coming out of the corner of his eye and was able to send him out of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell goes out and brings Randy Orton back in to the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton staggers to his feet…
Mark:Willaim McConnell with an Atomic Drop! Followed by a Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right on the back of his head…
Mark:William McConnell covers Randy Orton 1……………..2……………3…No!
Rhino:Randy Orton was able to his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is lining him up…
Mark:Sitout Spinebuster!
Rhino:He could him have him right here…
Mark:William McConnell covers Randy Orton 1………………..2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton barely kicked out right there…
Mark:William McConnell is now looking to put Randy Orton away right here…
Rhino:Randy Orton struggles to get back up…
Mark:SUPERKICK! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton ducks the kick…
Mark:Randy Orton catches William McConnell… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Randy Orton with the cover 1………………2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:William McConnell that time barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now setting William McConnell up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Randy Orton has him set up… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Randy Orton covers William McConnell 1………………..2………………3…………… NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton thought he had him right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is now begging for William McConnell to get back up…
Rhino:William McConnell seems to be out of it…
Mark:William McConnell gets to his feet… RKO! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell shoves him away…
Mark:Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Rolling Elbow!
Rhino:William McConnell caught him good…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg 1………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell pulls out this hard fought victory here tonight over Randy Orton…
Mark:William McConnell celebrates in the ring…
(Explosion)
Rhino:What was that?
Mark:The ring is surrounded by fire…
Rhino:Look at the ramp…
Mark:That’s PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is sending a message that he is coming for William McConnell…
Mark:There will be no place for William McConnell to hide at Halloween Hellraiser… Good Night Everyone!
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