Saturday Night Torture 07-14-12
Mark:We are live in Salt Lake City, Utah… This is Saturday Night Torture…
Rhino:It feels very weird tonight Mark…
Mark:Why is that?
Rhino:We have no World Champion…
Mark:But what we do have is a Total Impact Champion and we will see $tewie Franchize up against The Phantom…
Rhino:That should be a hell of a match up…
Mark:Also tonight we will see Lone Jobber battle Steven Stone…
Rhino:That should be good too…
Mark:We have a lot of exciting action and we are returning the focus to the ring here in the EWA and lets get started with our opening contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Road Dogg
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Marietta, Georgia… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… ROAD DOGG!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Road Dogg strikes first with right hands to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Road Dogg with a couple of more right hands and backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes…Road Dogg with an irish whip… Road Dogg goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Road Dogg turns around and walks in to a big right hand from Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Road Dogg gets back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands and follows it up with hard knife edge chops across the chest of Road Dogg…
Rhino:He is lighting up the chest…
Mark:Shawn Michaels backs Road Dogg up in to the corner and climbs up and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying ten straight right hands to Road Dogg…
Mark:Road Dogg staggers out of the corner…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… Road Dogg ducks… Road Dogg goes behind Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right on the back of his head…
Mark:Road Dogg covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2…………Kickout by Road Dogg…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Road Dogg hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a vertical suplex… Road Dogg covers Shawn Michaels again 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Right now Shawn Michaels is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Road Dogg pulls Shawn Michaels back up on to his feet and whips him hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his back right now…
Mark:Road Dogg is stomping away at the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is laying in the boots right now…
Mark:Road Dogg is starting to feel it right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Road Dogg now hooks up Shawn Michaels… PUMP HANDLE SLAM! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets out of it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels shoves Road Dogg off in to the corner…
Rhino:Road Dogg is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Road Dogg 1………………….2………………..3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets the victory here tonight over The Road Dogg…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will hear from the boss, Shane McMahon as he will be delivering his State of the EWA Address… But now its back to the ring for more action…
PyroManiAxe vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Randy Orton strikes PyroManiAxe with uppercuts…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Randy Orton backs PyroManiAxe up in to the ropes…Randy Orton whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… PyroManiAxe with a reversal… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Randy Orton rolls out of the ring…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is looking down at Randy Orton…
Mark:PyroManiAxe goes to launch himself over the top rope… Randy Orton grabs the leg and pulls PyroManiAxe out of the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton is hammering him with shots right there…
Mark:Randy Orton grabs PyroManiAxe and rams him head first in to the ring post…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Randy Orton rolls PyroManiAxe back in to the irng…
Rhino:Randy Orton is looking to do some damage…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is putting the boots to PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:Hes trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton now whips PyroManiAxe off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton charges in… PyroManiAxe gets his feet up…
Rhino:Randy Orton is spinning around…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there by PyroManiAxe…
Mark:Randy Orton is now trying to get back up on to his feet…Chokeslam!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is going to fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton 1…………………2…………..3………..NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:THIRD DEGREE BURN!
Rhino:Three Straight Powerbombs by PyroManiAxe…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………….2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYROMANIAXE!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe returns an EWA Ring and picks up the victory over Randy Orton….
Mark:We shall see if The Legend Killer can get back on track…
Rhino:Its going be interesting to see if he can…
Mark:Its back to the ring for more action..
Lilith Evans vs Mascara de la Muerte
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… MASCARA DE LA MUERTE!
(“Badass” plays as Mascara de la Muerte enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Mascara de la Muerte locks up with Lilith Evans…
Rhino:They are battling for position…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a headlock… Mascara de la Muerte shoots her off in to the ropes… Mascara de la Muerte charges in and nails her with a Running Headscissors!
Rhino:That took her off of her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans gets back up… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is spinning around…
Mark:Lilith Evans staggers back in to the ropes… Mascara de la Muerte charges in… Lilith Evans ducks and back drops Mascara de la Muerte over the top rope and to the outside of the ring he goes…
Rhino:He hit the floor hard…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now rolling out after Mascara de la Muerte…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Enziguri!
Rhino:She caught him good right there…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:She just rolled him back in to the ring…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:She is going to take a chance right now…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is back up on to his feet and stops her up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad position for her to be in right now…
Mark:Hurricanranna! From the top rope…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble right now…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans staggers back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Superkick!
Rhino:That caught her right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte covers Lilith Evans 1…………….2……………3……NO!
Rhino:She was able to get her shoulder up right there…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Mascara de la Muerte is going to fly…
Mark:450 Splash! NO!
Rhino:Lilith Evans moved out of the way…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte crashed and burned right there…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He could be in trouble right here…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Mascara de la Muerte… TORTURED!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Mascara de la Muerte 1……………….2…………3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans pulls out the victory here tonight…
Mark:Mascara de la Muerte hit a couple of big moves but Lilith Evans was able to stop him from hitting the big move and was able to get the victory…
Rhino:Look on the screen right now…
Mark:There is Shane McMahon in his office on his phone…
Rhino:He has a big address to make later tonight…
Mark:What will he say? That’s the big question… But now its back to the ring for more action…
Alexis Laree vs Gregory Davidson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Beautiful Dangerous” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Sacramento, Ca… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing The Pac…GREGORY DAVIDSON!
(“Nightmare” plays as Gregory Davidson enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has been in the heads of members of The Pac for the last few weeks…
Mark:Shes been messing with them and now she gets them in the ring…
Rhino:She has a tough challenge ahead of her right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree nails Gregory Davidson with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:She is connecting…
Mark:Alexis Laree attempts to whip Gregory Davidson off in to the ropes… Gregory Davidson over powers her and pulls her in for a clothesline…
Rhino:That took her head off right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:She is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Gregory Davidson charges in… Running Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree moved out of the way…
Mark:Gregory Davidson got nothing but turnbuckles…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining him up…
Mark:Dropkick! By Alexis Laree knocking him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Gregory Davidson is staggering backwards…
Mark:Low Dropkick!
Rhino:That got him down to one knee…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges again… Low Dropkick!
Rhino:Now he is down on both knees…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Shining Wizard!
Rhino:She caught him good right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Gregory Davidson 1………………2…………….Kickout by Gregory Davidson…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Gregory Davidson is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:She is going to fly…
Mark:Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:She connected right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Gregory Davidson 1……………………..2……………….3………NO!
Rhino:Gregory Davidson was able to power out right there…
Mark:Gregory Davidson is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now lining up Gregory Davidson…
Mark:Alexis Laree is looking to hit the kick right here…
Rhino:Gregory Davidson looks dazed…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO!
Rhino:Gregory Davidson catches her leg…
Mark:Leg Capture Suplex!
Rhino:Gregory Davidson caught her and tossed her across the ring…
Mark:Gregory Davidson covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2………….3………..NO!
Rhio:Alexis Laree was able to get her shoulder up…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Gregory Davidson is looking to put her away…
Mark:Gregory Davidson hooks up Alexis Laree.. GRAVESMASH! NO! Alexis Laree escapes… Backslide! 1…………………2……………3…………..NO!
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Gregory Davidson is back up…
Rhino:So is Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:He just took her head off with that boot…
Mark:Gregory Davidson now hooks her up… GRAVESMASH!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Gregory Davidson covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GREGORY DAVIDSON!
Rhino:Gregory Davidson takes out Alexis Laree here tonight…
Mark:Alexis Laree gave it all she had…
Rhino:She did…
Mark:It just wasn’t enough tonight… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Dante Daevain vs Troy Joseph
Pa Announcer:From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac..DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy Joseph and Dante Daevain are face to face right now…
Rhino:We have two former EWA Total Impact Champions in the ring with each other right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is firing right back…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of more shots to Dante Daevain and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Dante Daevain off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Running Splash!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Facebuster!
Rhino:He drove Dante Daevain straight in the mat face first…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1…………….2………. Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of more right hands and now kicks Dante Daevain in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1………………2………… Kickout again by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of more shots to Dante Daevain… Troy Joseph goes for a suplex… Dante Daevain blocks the suplex and hits one of his own…
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now looking to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up… Dante Daevain hooks him up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He dropped him with that Side Walk Slam…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Troy Joseph… Double Handed Chokeslam!
Rhino:Hell of a move right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph’s head bounced off the canvas after that chokeslam…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is in trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph 1……………..2………………….3…No!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now backing Troy Joseph up in to the corner..
Rhino:Troy Joseph is being set up on the top rope…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now hooking up Troy Joseph… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph knocks him off the top rope…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now standing up on the top rope…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:Troy Joseph hit it…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1………………..2……………..3………..NO!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is looking to him away…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain moved out of the way…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now spinning around…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is setting him up…
Mark:FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph 1…………………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain pulls out the victory here tonight…
Mark:Strong victory tonight for Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Troy Joseph looked a little off tonight…
Mark:We shall see if he can rebound… As we now get set for more action…
Lone Jobber vs Steven Stone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!
(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Steven Stone nails Lone Jobber with right hands to start off this match up… Steven Stone backs Lone Jobber right up in to the corner… Steven Stone whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone with a hard kick to the midsection and nails Lone Jobber with a DDT! Steven Stone goes for a cover 1…………2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone with a couple of more shots and now kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head bounced off the mat after that power bomb…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone gets Lone Jobber up on his shoulders…
Rhino:He is setting him up for a Death Valley Driver…
Mark:Death Valley Driver! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves Steven Stone off in to the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Steven Stone gets back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of shots to Steven Stone…
Rhino:He is nailing him with forearms…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Steven Stone and nails him with a suplex…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! By Lone Jobber from the middle rope… Lone Jobber now goes for the cover 1………..2………Kickout by Steven Stone…
Rhino:Steven Stone is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Lone Jobber covers Steven Stone again 1……………2………. Kickout again by Steven Stone…
Rhino:Right now Steven Stone is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of chops across the chest of Steven Stone and now hooks him up… Hertiage! No!
Rhino:Steven Stone countered with a back body drop…
Mark:Steven Stone is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and walks right in a Cutter! By Steven Stone…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now setting up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Tiger Bomb!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble after that Tiger Bomb…
Mark:Steven Stone covers Lone Jobber 1……………………2………………..3………..NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steven Stone is lining him up…
Mark:Black Tiger Driver!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Heres the cover 1……………….2…………………..3………….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Steven Stone thought he had him down for the count…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Steven Stone is now waiting for Lone Jobber to turn around… CUTTER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber shoved him off…
Mark:Steven Stone comes off the ropes… LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Steven Stone ducked the kick…
Mark:Steven Stone spins Lone Jobber around… Crossface!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Steven Stone is pulling back on the neck…
Mark:Steven Stone is trying to make Lone Jobber tap out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now looking to put Lone Jobber away…
Mark:Steven Stone has Lone Jobber setup…NO REMORSE! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters…
Mark:Lone Jobber back drops Steven Stone off the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Stone is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:THE GIMMICK! From The Middle Rope!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Steven Stone 1…………………2………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls this one out…
Mark:Steven Stone was a strong performance but at the end of the day Lone Jobber was able to pull this match up out…
Rhino:Successful win for El Presidente…
Mark:Its now time to see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action in our Main Event…
Non Title Match
$tewie Franchize vs The Phantom
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first..From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:The Phantom takes control right away over $tewie Franchize… The Phantom with a couple of hard knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is laying in those chops right now…
Mark:The Phantom whips $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… $tewie Franchize comes off the ropes… Spin Kick!
Rhino:The Phantom nailed him good with that kick…
Mark:The Phantom covers $tewie Franchize 1………………2………….Kickout by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Its kind of a weird situation right now…
Mark:What is?
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is the only champion currently in this company…
Mark:This is a very good point…
Rhino:Which is probably what Shane McMahon is going to address hopefully after this match up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is back up on his feet… The Phantom hooks him up… Face First Suplex!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:The Phantom turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………….2…………….Kickout by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is getting back up…
Mark:The Phantom with a couple of more shots to $tewie Franchize as he backs him up in to the ropes… The Phantom charges at $tewie Franchize… $tewie Franchize ducks and back drops The Phantom over the top rope…
Rhino:The Phantom landed on the ring apron…
Mark:$tewie Franchize turns around and knocks The Phantom off the ring apron…
Rhino:The Phantom went crashing in to the steel guard rail…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now going out after The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize lines him up… Spinebuster!
Rhino:He just drove him right in to the ground…
Mark:The Phantom is holding on to his head right now…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is picking him back up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize scoops up The Phantom and drops him face first across the side of the ring…
Rhino:The Phantom is hurting…
Mark:$tewie Franchize rolls The Phantom back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Phantom is struggling to get back up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up The Phantom… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:$tewie Franchize cover The Phantom 1……………2……………. Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:Right now $tewie Franchize has taken control of this match up…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up…
Rhino:He is getting up slowly…
Mark:The Phantom is back up… $tewie Franchize whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize has The Phantom laid out…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now charges in to the ropes… Springboard Moonsault! No!
Rhino:The Phantom got his knees up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now staggering around holding on to his midsection…
Rhino:The Phantom is back up…
Mark:The Phantom grabs $tewie Franchize and tosses him shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering backwards…
Mark:The Phantom scoops up $tewie Franchize… Shoulder Breaker! The Phantom goes right for the cover 1……………..2…………… Kickout by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:The Phantom is starting to build momentum…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Phantom is lining him up…
Mark:Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:The Phantom is really working over the arm right now…
Mark:The Phantom with another cover 1………………….2…………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:The Phantom is now waiting for $tewie Franchize to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is not in a good position right now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize turns around… MOMENT OF SILENCE! NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize fights out of it…
Mark:$tewie Franchize shoves The Phantom in to the corner…
Rhino:The Phantom is staggering around…
Mark:EXECUTIVE ACTION!
Rhino:Hell of a move right there by $tewie Franchize…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers The Phantom 1……………….2………………….3………….. NO!
Rhino:The Phantom was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize thought he had him down for the count right there…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is looking to put $tewie Franchize away right now…
Rhino:The Phantom has staggered back up…
Mark:HOSTILE TAKEOVER! NO!
Rhino:The Phantom counters out of it…
Mark:$tewie Franchize staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:MOMENT OF SILENCE!
Rhino:The Phantom hit it…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The Phantom isnt done…
Mark:IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:The Crucifix Armbar is locked in…
Mark:There is no place for $tewie Franchize to go…
Rhino:He is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is getting close to the ropes…
Rhino:The Phantom is moving him away from the ropes…
Mark:$tewie Franchize Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!
Rhino:Huge Victory for The Phantom tonight over the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Does this victory put The Phantom in line for a shot at the EWA Total Impact Championship?
Rhino:I think he has to… Dont you?
Mark:I would agree with you there…Right now we are set to be joined out in the ring by the EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out and down in to the ring…)
Rhino:You have to think Shane McMahon has a lot on his mind…
Mark:There are a lot of things that need to be addressed about the future of this company…
Shane:I have told all the agents in the back to make sure all the boys and girls in the locker room are paying attention…As there is a lot of things that need to be address tonight…As it was mentioned in the commentary of the previous match up by Mark and Rhino and how its been mentioned all week long by different EWA Superstars… The EWA currently only has one champion on its active roster and that’s the current EWA Total Impact Champion $tewie Franchize… After watching what has happened tonight… At Beach Brawl we are going to have a Four Way Elimination Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship featuring $tewie Franchize defending against Lone Jobber, The Phantom and Steven Stone… You ask why these four men… Well Steven Stone has beaten $tewie Franchize… The Phantom has beaten $tewie Franchize tonight and Lone Jobber has beaten both Steven Stone and The Phantom… Which is why these four men will meet at Beach Brawl in a Four Way Elimination Match for the gold… And that will be THE Main Event of the show…
Rhino:That’s a huge main event right there…
Mark:I am looking forward to that one…
Shane:Now then, speaking of championships… A few weeks back the EWA Tag Team Championships were stripped from Triple H and Shawn Michaels… Since that point everyone has been wondering what the future of the titles are… Well its simple…Starting at Beach Brawl we will begin a Tournament to determine new EWA Tag Team Champions… If you want to be part of this tournament you have to do this… We are going to use the Email System we have for this company… Send an email with the Subject… Tag Team Title Tournament to TagTeams@ewazone.com and tell us if you want in on the tournament and what your tag team is…
Rhino:I am excited to see tag team action come back to this company…
Shane:Its just that simple… If you can follow those simple directions your team will be entered in to the tournament… If you dont follow those instructions you will be ignored… Now then lets talk about the future of this company and everything that has happened… I have been listening to what everyone has to say… I have been in meetings day after day with the EWA Executive Committee… The one thing I need to say off the bat is this… Triple H… I know you are at home listening… None of this is your fault… What happened at High Stakes has nothing to do with you… You gave it one hell of a fight… You spilled your BLOOD for this company and everyone appreciates what you did at High Stakes…
Crowd:Trip-le-H…Trip-le-H…Trip-le-H!
Shane:The responsibility of the end of result of High Stakes falls on my shoulders… That being said… Its time for the dawning of a new era for this company and its now going to fall on each and every single one of you in the locker room to pick it up… From Shawn Michaels to $tewie Franchize… To the Pac… To Lone Jobber and everyone in between… Its on you to pick it up and represent this company and help us rebuild the foundation and restore the legacy of this company!
Crowd:E-W-A…E-W-A…E-W-A!
Shane:When the company has the brightest light shined on us… I promise you… We will have our championship back and a new champion will be crowned!
Mark:Impactful Words from The Boss Shane McMahon… We are out of time… Good Night Everyone!
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