High Stakes 2012
Mark:We are live in the city of sin… Las Vegas, Nevada for High Stakes…
Rhino:This is one of my favorite nights of the year…
Mark:All of the matches tonight will have stipulations determined by the spin of the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
Rhino:That’s why I love it so much… Anything can happen…
Mark:Tonight it will all come to ahead when William McConnell though puts the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line against Triple H…
Rhino:There has been a lot of talk from William McConnell about tonight is the end… But the end of what?
Mark:No one really knows…
Rhino:I am hoping its the end of his World Title reign…
Mark:We will see if it is… Lets waste no more time and lets get to our opening contest here at High Stakes…
Lilith Evans vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Its Now Time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel Is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This Match up will be… A CHAIR MATCH!
Mark:Well this should be interesting…
Rhino:So the only weapon that is legal is a Steel Chair…
Mark:Lilith Evans goes for a right hand… Steve Austin grabs her by the hand and over powers her…
Rhino:He is twisting her arm backwards…
Mark:Steve Austin with a hammer lock and shoves her right in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans didn’t like that…
Mark:Lilith Evans comes charging out of the corner… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:That took Steve Austin right off of his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lilith Evans as she takes Steve Austin off of his feet again…
Rhino:Steve Austin is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin seems a bit frustrated right now…
Rhino:You can really see it on his face that he is…
Mark:Steve Austin is storming around ringside right now…
Rhino:He has himself a steel chair…
Mark:Steve Austin gets back in to the ring with a Steel Chair in hand…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:The referee is stepping in between them…
Rhino:Steve Austin shoves the referee away…
Mark:Steve Austin swings the chair… Lilith Evans ducks the chair shot…
Rhino:Steve Austin only got turnbuckle when he swung the chair…
Mark:The chair bounced back in to the face of Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Lilith Evans ducks up the chair and throws it at Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin catches the chair…
Mark:Dropkick! Right in to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:That took Steve Austin right off of his feet…
Mark:The texas rattlesnake is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:TORTURED! On to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:She hit it…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Steve Austin 1………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans picks up a big win here over Steve Austin…
Mark:Our cameras are backstage in William McConnell’s locker room..
(knock on the door)
McConnell: Go away!
Rhino:It’s Shane McMahon!
Mark:McConnell doesn’t look too pleased.
McConnell: What do you want, Shane?
Shane:Sign it.
(Shane hands McConnell a contract)
McConnell: No.
Shane:This isn’t a game anymore, Will. Sign it or tonight’s main event doesn’t happen. I’m not risking having you suing us because Triple H kicks your ass that badly tonight.
McConnell: Really, Shane? You think I’ll sue this place? I’ve been begging.. No, you know what. I’ve been through all this. I’ll tell you what. You’re worried about me? Go back to your little office, get with your lawyer and draw yourselves up a waiver. I’ll sign it, no responsibility on Triple H or the EWA despite what happens tonight. Then you get what you want and I get what I want. How’s that sound?
Shane:…Fine.
(Shane reaches for the contract)
McConnell: No no. I’ll hang onto this. For safe keeping, of course. Gotta think about it.
Mark:Shane McMahon doesn’t look too happy.
Rhino:What is going on between those two? What’s that contract?
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Billy Gunn
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 266 Pounds…BILLY GUNN!
(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Billy Gunn enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Annonucer:It is now time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a TLC Weapons Match!
Mark:Well here we go… Shawn Michaels nails Billy Gunn with right hands…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is fighting back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Billy Gunn backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a clothesline!
Rhino:Billy Gunn is now stomping away at the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:He is just stomping away at the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up…
Mark:Billy Gunn goes behind Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is bringing a chair in to the ring…
Mark:Billy Gunn nails Shawn Michaels right across the back with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Hell of a shot right there…
Mark:Billy Gunn isnt done… Another Steel Chair right across the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hurting…
Mark:Billy Gunn covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2……………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Billy Gunn rolls to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Billy Gunn is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now opening up a table…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…
Mark:Billy Gunn with a couple of right hands and now lays Shawn Michaels out on the table…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Billy Gunn is going to fly… Flying Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolls off the table…
Mark:Billy Gunn went crashing through the table…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was able to avoid trouble there…
Mark:Billy Gunn is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of chops across the chest of Billy Gunn and now sends him off in to the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn are down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up…Now Shawn Michaels stomps in the face of Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of chops to the chest of Billy Gunn… Shawn Michaels follows it up with an atomic drop!
Rhino:Billy Gunn is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a big right hand!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is bringing a ladder in to the ring right now…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and nails Billy Gunn right in the head with the ladder!
Rhino:Hell of a shot right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now opening up the ladder…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is making the climb…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! From the top of the ladder!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hit the big time elbow right there…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Mark:Billy Gunn is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Billy Gunn 1……………..2………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Strong victory for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels had some fun here tonight…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Doug Kinsella just jumped in the ring…
Rhino:Look out Shawn!
Mark:Doug Kinsella hits Shawn Michaels right in the back of the head with a Steel Chair!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just ruined Shawn Michaels celebration…
Mark:Doug Kinsella leaves back through the crowd with a smirk on his face…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is being helped out of the ring…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see if Troy Joseph can keep the EWA Total Impact Championship… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Dante Daevain vs Steven Stone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!
(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…The EWA Total Impact Champion…DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now its time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a Total Impact Rules Match!
Mark:Total Impact Rules means this match up will end by Submission or Knockout…
Rhino:That should make this one interesting…
Mark:Steven Stone nails Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Steven Stone backs Dante Daevain in to the ropes…Steven Stone whips Dante Daevain off in to the ropes.. Dante Daevain with a reversal… Steven Stone comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Steven Stone staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Steven Stone… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drives Steven Stone right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now picking up Steven Stone… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He continues to drive him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Steven Stone is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain whips Steven Stone off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Dante Daevain…
Mark:Running Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Steven Stone moved out of the way…
Mark:Dante Daevain is staggering backwards… Chop Lock!
Rhino:Steven Stone just clipped the leg right out from underneath Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up on to his feet… Steven Stone with a huge kick right to the right knee of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is limping around…
Mark:Steven Stone grabs the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is hurting right now…
Mark:Steven Stone is dragging him towards the ring post…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:Steven Stone grabs Dante Daevain’s right leg and slams it against the ring post…
Rhino:He really drove it against the post…
Mark:Steven Stone isnt done and he drives it against the ring post once again…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is really hurting right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:He is limping around…
Mark:Low Dropkick! Taking out the leg of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Steven Stone has something in mind right now…
Mark:STF!
Rhino:Steven Stone has it locked it…
Mark:He has the right leg locked up and is pulling back on the neck of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Can Dante Daevain make it to the ropes?
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:He is struggling right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:He is using his upper body strength to get him to the ropes…
Mark:Dante Daevain stops…
Rhino:I think he might be out of it now…
Mark:Steven Stone is telling him to tap out…
Rhino:Dante Daevin looks to be fading…
Mark:Steven Stone pulls back harder… Dante Daevain TAPS! The Ropes!
Rhino:He made one last big reach…
Mark:Dante Daevain now grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Steven Stone thought he had this match up won…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to pull himself up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is using the ropes…
Mark:Steven Stone is now grabbing Dante Daevain by the leg…
Rhino:He just tripped him up…
Mark:Steven Stone hooks up Dante Daevain… Figure Four! No!
Rhino:He kicks him in to the corner…
Mark:Steven Stone staggers backwards out of the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain grabs Steven Stone… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He sent him across the ring…
Mark:Steven Stone is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain continues to limp around…
Mark:Dante Daevain whips Steven Stone in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is starting to feel it…
Mark:Crossface!
Rhino:He went right for it…
Mark:Steven Stone is now trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Can he get there?
Mark:Steven Stone is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:He is struggling…
Mark:Dante Daevain is pulling on his neck…
Rhino:Steven Stone looks like he is going to tap out…
Mark:Steven Stone makes the reach and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Stone staggers around…
Rhino:Dante Daevain has him in position…
Mark:FALL OF MAN! NO!
Rhino:Steven Stone blocks it…
Mark:LaBelle Lock!
Rhino:Steven Stone has it locked in…
Mark:Dante Daevain is fading away…
Rhino:Steven Stone has it really locked in…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trapped in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Can he get to the ropes?
Mark:Hes not really moving…
Rhino:The referee is asking him if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Dante Daevain says no…
Rhino:Steven Stone is pulling back…
Mark:Dante Daevain powers back and rolls out of the LaBelle Lock…
Rhino:Steven Stone gets back up…
Mark:Steven Stone charges… Dante Daevain ducks… Dante Daevain spins him around… CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Dante Daevain has him locked up in the center of the ring…
Mark:Steven Stone is trapped…
Rhino:There is no place for him to go…
Mark:Steven Stone is fading… Steven Stone TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Dante Daevain pulls out the victory…
Mark:What a battle this was…
Rhino:Steven Stone came so close but wasn’t able to get the job done…
Mark:Dante Daevain with the win…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What is going on here?
Mark:I have no idea…
(Lights Turn On)
Rhino:Its that mystery person again…
Mark:FIREBALL!
Rhino:What The!
Mark:This person just threw a fireball in to the face of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:We need some help out here…
Mark:The mystery person is taking off the hood…
Rhino:Wait a minute?
Mark:That’s Alexis Laree!
Rhino:Shes the mystery attacker…
Mark:Well that was a shock… As she holds up four fingers…
Rhino:What does that mean?
Mark:I dont know… But Dante Daevain is getting help right now…
Rhino:He needs it…
Mark:Our cameras are back in Shane McMahon’s office..
???: You done yet?
Rhino:Uh oh, McConnell just walked in..
Shane:Who do you think you are?
McConnell: I think I’m the guy holding this company for hostage. Do you got the waiver?
Shane:I just finished it.
McConnell: Then let’s sign it and get this thing done with.
Shane:I hope you realise the spot you’re putting yourself in.
McConnell: I’m not stupid, Shane. I’ve had this planned for awhile. (McConnell flips through the pages) A little thick for a waiver, don’t you think?
Shane:I covered every base.
McConnell: Did you now?
???:What the hell are you doing in here?
Mark:It’s Triple H!
Shane:Woah, easy Hunter!
HHH:What the hell’s he doing, Shane?
Shane:He’s signing a waiver. We’ve got no liability for what you do to him tonight.
HHH:Is that so? Good. Now I don’t have to worry about anything when I take a sledgehammer and..
McConnell: And do what, Hunter? Crack my skull open? Try and end my career? Please, I’d love to see you try!
HHH:Stop talking and sign the damn paper!
McConnell: Give me that. (McConnell takes Shane’s pen and signs the waiver) There. Now you’ve got no excuse when I beat you in the middle of that ring tonight.
HHH:You better polish that belt, because it’s coming back to where it belongs.
Mark:McConnell’s leaving the office..
Rhino:Do you see the look Shane’s giving Triple H?
Mark:That’s suspicious to say the least… Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs The Phantom
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now its time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a Finishers Banned Match!
Rhino:Well that’s interesting…
Mark:The Gimmick and In Confession are banned from this match up…
Rhino:That will limit what these two men usually do in a match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails The Phantom with a couple of shots to open up this contest…
Rhino:The Phantom fires back with a couple of chops across the chest…
Mark:The Phantom with a big chop right across the chest knocking him back in to the ropes… The Phantom now whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That caught Lone Jobber right in the face…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… The Phantom lines up Lone Jobber… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:The Phantom nails him with a Single Arm DDT! The Phantom goes for the cover 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Phantom grabs Lone Jobber and tosses him shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to that arm…
Mark:The Phantom scoops up Lone Jobber and nails him with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:The Phantom is in control right now…
Mark:The Phantom covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:El Presidente is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls himself by the ropes… The Phantom charges in… Lone Jobber ducks and pulls down the top rope and The Phantom goes over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw him coming…
Mark:The Phantom is now trying to get back up on to his feet…Lone Jobber nails him with a baseball slide!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face…
Mark:The Phantom once again is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to fly…
Mark:Lone Jobber dives over the top rope and lands right on top of The Phantom…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Right now Lone Jobber rolls The Phantom back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Phantom is now staggering back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up on the top rope… Flying Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Phantom 1…………………2………………..Kickout by The Phantom…
Rhino:The Phantom is now struggling to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of chops across the chest of The Phantom and backs him up in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is setting up The Phantom…
Mark:Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber planted him with a DDT…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Phantom 1…………………2………….3….No!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him lined up for the kick…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:The Phantom ducks the kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Spin Kick!
Rhino:He took his head off with that kick…
Mark:The Phantom covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………………3…No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:The Phantom is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:The Phantom hooks him up… MOMENT OF SILENCE!
Rhino:The Phantom hit it…
Mark:The Phantom grabs the arm…
Rhino:He cant do it…
Mark:The referee is telling him its banned…
Rhino:The Phantom is frustrated with that…
Mark:The Phantom now covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:That one second of hesitation cost him right there…
Mark:The Phantom is now trying to figure out his next move…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:The Phantom hooks up Lone Jobber… Tornado DDT! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber shoved him off…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges…
Rhino:Hes going for it…
Mark:Lone Jobber has to put on the breaks…
Rhino:He was going for The Gimmick right there…
Mark:The Phantom now kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins The Phantom around… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Phantom 1……………….2………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls this one out…
Mark:The inability to go for their finisher costs both men at different points in this one…
Rhino:It really did…
Mark:Right now its time to see if Troy Joseph can keep the EWA Total Impact Championship…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs $tewie Franchize
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Its time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a Stretcher Match!
Rhino:Well we havent seen one of these matches in a long time…
Mark:The stretcher is being brought here to ringside right now…
Rhino:The way to win is to put your opponent on the stretcher and wheel them past the line they are putting down at the top of the ramp…
Mark:So here we go..Troy Joseph goes right after $tewie Franchize nailing him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph backs him up in to the corner… Troy Joseph with a hard irish whip sending $tewie Franchize off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges and nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize gets back up alittle slow after that clothesline…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs $tewie Franchize and nails him with a Facebuster!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is coming out firing tonight…
Mark:Troy Joseph knows he needs to come out firing if he wants to set the pace and keep his EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph lays in a couple of more right hands and now shoots $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… $tewie Franchize comes off the ropes… Troy Joseph ducks his head… $tewie Franchize puts on the breaks and kicks Troy Joseph right in the head…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now puts the boots in to Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He is just stomping away at him right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet… $tewie Franchize hooks up Troy Joseph… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Another nice suplex right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is in a bit of trouble right now…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize charges and clotheslines Troy Joseph over the top rope and to the outside of the ring he goes…
Rhino:Troy Joseph hit the ground hard…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now launches himself over the top rope right down on to Troy Joseph…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now grabs Troy Joseph and rams him head first in to the top of the steel steps…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is dazed…
Mark:$tewie Franchize now with a drop toe hold and he drives him again face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now looking around ringside for something…
Mark:$tewie Franchize has a steel chair in hand…
Rhino:He is looking to do some real damage with that steel chair…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize has him lined up…
(Explosion)
Mark:What the hell was that?
Rhino:Some sort of pyro just went off here in the arena…
Mark:Someone in the production crew screwed up or something…
Rhino:It got $tewie Franchize confused…
Mark:Troy Joseph staggers around… $tewie Franchize swings… Troy Joseph ducks the chair shot…
Rhino:Troy Joseph grabs the chair…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails $tewie Franchize right in the back with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Troy Joseph was able to connect hard with that chair shot…
Mark:Troy Joseph is laying out the steel chair…
Rhino:He has something in mind right here…
Mark:DDT! Right down on to the steel chair..
Rhino:Both men are down but Troy Joseph was able to save himself a moment again…
Mark:I think the pyro had something to do with it…
Rhino:You might be right…
Mark:Troy Joseph now has the steel chair once again…
Rhino:He is looking to hit a knockout shot right here…
Mark:$tewie Franchize staggers around… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:He laid him out good with that steel chair shot right there did Troy Joseph…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now grabbing $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:He is trying to get him on to the stretcher…
Mark:$tewie Franchize has been put on the stretcher by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Now he has to wheel him up the ramp…
Mark:Troy Joseph begins pushing him up the ramp…
Rhino:He needs to get him past the line…
Mark:$tewie Franchize sits up and nails Troy Joseph with a right hand…
Rhino:They stopped half way up the ramp…
Mark:They are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They really are going at it…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks $tewie Franchize… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize just shoved him off in to the guard rail…
Mark:He went chest first right in to the steel…
Rhino:He is holding on to his ribs right now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize charges and drives him right back in to the steel…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around dazed…
Mark:T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:He was dropped right on his head with that T-Bone Suplex…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now picking up Troy Joseph and putting him on the stretcher…
Rhino:Can he get him up the ramp…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is getting him up the ramp…
Rhino:He is getting close to that line up there at the top of the ramp…
Mark:Troy Joseph tumbles off the stretcher…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize was trying to get him past the line…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on his feet…
Rhino:They are trading shots now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize charges… Troy Joseph ducks the clothesline… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize shoved him off…
Mark:$tewie Franchize with a kick to the midsection… HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
Rhino:He hit the front flip piledriver!
Mark:Whats that sound?
Rhino:That’s an ambulance backing up in to the arena…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is putting Troy Joseph on the stretcher…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt moving…
Mark:$tewie Franchize pushes Troy Joseph past the line… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize has won his first EWA Championship…
Mark:$tewie Franchize has done it… But he is looking over at the ambulance…
Rhino:Is he going to put Troy Joseph in the ambulance?
Mark:$tewie Franchize walks over to the ambulance…
(Explosion)
Rhino:Flames just shot out from the roof of the ambulance…
Mark:Wait a minute?
Rhino:Is that…
Mark:That’s Pyromaniaxe!
Rhino:Hes Back!
Mark:Pyromaniaxe is back and is on the top of the ambulance…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is backing away…
Mark:It seems like Pyromaniaxe has his eyes set on $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:That should be interesting to see…
Mark:Right now its time for what is the biggest match up in the history of this company… So lets get to the ring for the introductions for our main event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
William McConnell(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:His Opponent…From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM MCCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:What is William McConnell doing?
Rhino:Hes not walking to the ring…
Mark:Hes walking to the Wheel…
Pa Announcer:Now its time…
William McConnell:No its not!
Rhino:What The!
Mark:William McConnell just grabbed a baseball bat and just smashed the Gimmick Wheel!
Rhino:Why in the world would he do such a thing?
Mark:I have no idea…
William McConnell:Well, looks like we arent going to be spinning that piece of shit. Hunter, me and you, dont need a wheel. Lets make this anything goes…
Rhino:Anything Goes?!?!
Mark:Looks like Triple H agrees…
Rhino:Looks like we are going to have a fight on our hands tonight…
Mark:William McConnell makes his way down to the ring and the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:These two men are ready to go at it…
Mark:They are trash talking one another…
Rhino:They are about to explode on to one another…
Mark:Triple H and William McConnell are now slugging it out…
Rhino:They really didn’t waste any time…
Mark:They are just trading right hands back and forth… William McConnell now rakes the eyes of Triple H…
Rhino:That’s a cheap move there…
Mark:William McConnell with a couple of more right hands to Triple H and now sends him off in to the ropes… Triple H with a reversal… William McConnell comes off the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:That took William McConnell right off of his feet…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up and Triple H clotheslines him right to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is following him right out of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet… Triple H grabs William McConnell and he tosses him right over the guardrail and right in to the front row…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to clear people out of the way…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to get to the end of the row and away from Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is right on his tail…
Mark:Triple H with a hard shot from behind to William McConnell as he knocks him in to the open area between the sections of the crowd…
Rhino:Triple H is grabbing a steel chair…
Mark:Triple H nails William McConnell right across the back with a steel chair…
Rhino:He isnt done…
Mark:Two more shots by Triple H right across the back of William McConnell…
Rhino:Triple H enjoyed that…
Mark:Triple H grabs William Mcconnell and now hooks him up and nails him with a suplex right down on to the concrete…
Rhino:You could see the pain on the face of the EWA World Champion right there…
Mark:Triple H now grabs William McConnell and he whips him right in to the guardrail…
Rhino:More damage to the back of William McConnell…
Mark:Triple H charges at William McConnell… William McConnell ducks and back drops Triple H over the guardrail and back in to the ringside area…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to gather himself…
Mark:William McConnell is now climbing up on the guardrail…
Rhino:He is trying to balance himself…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! By the EWA World Champion as he connects with the axe handle right there…
Rhino:William McConnell is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:William McConnell pulls out a singapore cane…
Rhino:He has something in mind now…
Mark:William McConnell nails Triple H right across the back with that singapore cane…
Rhino:He isnt letting up…
Mark:That’s about five straight shots right across the back of Triple H with that singapore cane…
Rhino:William McConnell is now moving some things around right now…
Mark:William McConnell picks up the steel steps…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:William McConnell charges… Triple H side steps him and nails him with a drop toe hold and William McConnell goes face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:That didn’t go as planned for William McConnell…
Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out spanish team…
Mark:Triple H is clearing off the spanish announcetable…
Rhino:He just grabbed a monitor…
Mark:William McConnell gets to his feet and he gets nailed right in the head with a television monitor…
Rhino:He really caught him good there…
Mark:Triple H now grabs William McConnell and throws him on top of the spanish announce table…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the World Champion right now…
Mark:Triple H sets up William McConnell… PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:William McConnell is out…
Mark:Triple H now needs to get William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:And that’s exactly what Triple H is doing right now…
Mark:Triple H rolls William McConnell back in to the ring… Triple H covers William McConnell 1……………….2……………3……NO!
Rhino:William McConnell was able to kick out…
Mark:The time between the pedigree and getting him back in to the ring allowed William McConnell to recover and kick out…
Rhino:Triple H is far from down however…
Mark:Triple H is now bringing the steel steps in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H has the steel steps in hand…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:Triple H nails William McConnell right in the face with the steel steps!
Rhino:William McConnell was busted wide open…
Mark:It looked like the edge of the step caught William McConnell in the forehead…
Rhino:You can see the blood flowing from his forehead…
Mark:Triple H now covers William McConnell again 1…………………..2………………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Another click out by William McConnell…
Mark:Triple H is now positioning the steel steps in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is in a bad way right now…
Mark:Triple H is setting William McConnell up on the steel steps…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:William McConnell just saved himself right there…
Mark:William McConnell is getting up on his feet… DUAL SHOCK! ON THE STEEL STEPS!
Rhino:William McConnell could have Triple H right there…
Mark:William McConnell covers Triple H 1………………..2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:Triple H was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:This is a physical battle between these two…
Rhino:And that’s the way it should be… There is so much on the line in this match up…
Mark:William McConnell has rolled to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:What is he getting now?
Mark:William McConnell pulls out a bag…
Rhino:Whats inside?
Mark:Its pieces of glass…
Rhino:Business has surely picked up right here…
Mark:William McConnell is now grabbing Triple H…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:William McConnell has him over by the broken glass…
Rhino:No hes not going to do this…
Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… PEDIGREE IN TO THE BROKEN GLASS!
Rhino:That’s just insult to injury right there…
Mark:Triple H is busted wide open after going in to the glass… William McConnell with a smirk on his face covers Triple H 1……………….2…………….3………..NO!
Rhino:Triple H some how kicked out right there…
Mark:William McConnell has rolled back to the outside of the ring again…
Rhino:He is bringing a steel chair in to the ring and has hit setup…
Mark:William McConnell is looking to finish off Triple H right now…
Rhino:With what he has in mind… I think he might be doing it right here…
Mark:William McConnell sets up Triple H… DUAL SHOCK! NO!
Rhino:Triple H fights out of it…
Mark:Triple H with right hands and sends William McConnell off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER IN TO THE GLASS!
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of the World Champion right there…
Mark:His back has been torn up right there…
Rhino:I can see pieces of glass sticking out of his back…
Mark:Triple H turns him over and covers William McConnell 1………………….2…………………..3……………NO!
Rhino:How in the world did he kick out there?
Mark:Triple H is now slowly heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is wiping the blood out of his eyes…
Mark:Triple H has a sledgehammer…
Rhino:Triple H is looking for his knockout shot right here…
Mark:William McConnell is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell looks to be out of it…
Mark:Triple H charges… SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!
Rhino:That’s it… William McConnell is done…
Mark:Triple H throws the sledgehammer in to the corner… Triple H covers William McConnell 1…………………..2……………..3………….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:WHAT!?!?!
Mark:William McConnell kicked out of the Sledgehammer shot…
Rhino:Triple H is now looking to end it…
Mark:He doesn’t look like he is messing around now…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Triple H hooks up William McConnell… PEDIGREE! NO! William McConnell trips him up and Triple H lands back first in to the broken glass…
Rhino:This is a bloody war right now…
Mark:William McConnell falls on top of Triple H 1………………..2……………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Triple H got his shoulder up…
Mark:William McConnell is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has repositioned the steel chair…
Mark:William McConnell sets him up… DUAL SHOCK ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Damn It!
Mark:What?
Rhino:Its over…
Mark:William McConnell covers Triple H 1……………………..2………………….3…………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Thank God!
Mark:Triple H was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:How in the hell did he though?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:William McConnell is stunned…
Mark:William McConnell has gone to the outside of the ring and he has his favorite weapon…
Rhino:He has the glass chair in hand…
Mark:It looks like William McConnell is going to end this… The way this feud began with these two and that’s hitting Triple H in the head with the Glass Chair…
Rhino:A bloody Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:He really looks out of it…
Rhino:Come on Hunter…
Mark:You have to stay unbiased…
Rhino:Screw that…
Mark:William McConnell lines up Triple H… William McConnell Swings! Triple H ducks… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Game hit it…
Mark:Both men are down… Triple H crawls on top of William McConnell 1……………………..2…………………….3……………NO!
Rhino:Come On!
Mark:Some how William McConnell kicked out…
Rhino:Triple H opens up the glass chair…
Mark:What is he going to do?
Rhino:I dont know…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s it.. Cover Him!
Mark:Triple H covers William McConnell 1………………………2……………………3……………………….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:WHAT!?!?!
Mark:This crowd is stunned…
Rhino:I am stunned…
Mark:Triple H is stunned…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to figure out what he can do to put William McConnell away…
Mark:These two men have bloodied one another…
Rhino:Triple H looking back over at the sledgehammer…
Mark:He wants to hit one final shot with that sledgehammer…
Rhino:William McConnell is struggling… Finish him Hunter…
Mark:The crowd is on their feet…
Rhino:They want to see this happen…
Mark:Triple H with the sledgehammer in hand… Triple H charges… William McConnell Ducks! William McConnell with a kick to the midsection… SYSTEM SHOCK IN TO THE GLASS CHAIR!
Rhino:NO!
Mark:William McConnell just hit a fisherman’s brainbuster in to the chair…
Rhino:Kick Out!
Mark:William McConnell covers Triple H 1……………………2………………..3…………………… ITS OVER!
Rhino:NOOOOOOOOOO!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Mark:William McConnell is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:God Damn It!
Mark:This was a brutal match…
Rhino:It was… But God Damn It!
Mark: McConnell is reaching into his pocket.. And he’s pulled out that contract that Shane gave him.
Rhino:Oh great, he’s asking for a mic.
McConnell: So.. Shane.. This is it. This is where I sign on the dotted line, right? Before I do, I think it’s time we gave these people a little explanation, don’t you? You see boys and girls, and especially you worthless fucks in the back, as it stands right now, William McConnell, your reigning World Heavyweight Champion.. Is no longer contracted to this company. As of June 29th, my extensions ran out and Shane McMahon has been scrambling to get me to sign this. Because you know what can happen when your company loses the guy who is holding the championship? Bad things happen, Shane. I promised you all I was going to do something that was going to rock the foundation of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and here it is. Somebody give me a pen.
Mark:What’s he doing?
Rhino:He’s got a pen.. And he’s signing that contract.
Mark:Does this mean William McConnell is once again employed by the EWA?
McConnell:And there you have it, folks! As of right now, June 30th, 2012.. The EWA..
Mark:Wa..Wait a second!
Rhino:He wrote “Fuck You” on the contract!
McConnell: CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK THE EWA!
Mark:What does this mean? Is McConnell really leaving with the belt?
Rhino:That’s exactly what he’s doing! He’s heading up the ramp, this can’t be happening!
Mark:Wait a second, Shane McMahon’s come out on the stage! And the locker room is behind him!
Rhino:McConnell and McMahon are making eye contact and Shane McMahon has a mic.
Shane:Will, I wouldn’t be so sure if I were you. You see, that waiver you signed earlier tonight? It also had a stipulation attached to it. Let me explain it to you. It says that tonight, as long as you remain inside this building, this company still owns you. Which means I still own you, Will. So as of right now, I am declaring open season on the EWA World Championship! Grab yourself a ref, boys.. And go get that belt!
Rhino:Yes! Shane’s got McConnell right where he wants him!
Mark:Look at the look on Will’s face. He’s just grinning! McConnell just hopped the guard rail and he’s taken off into the crowd!
Rhino:Stop him! Somebody get his ass!
Mark:We’ve got cameras following and McConnell is high tailing it with the EWA World Championship!
Rhino:The locker room has spilled out and they are in pursuit! Somebody has got to stop William McConnell!
Mark:McConnell just knocked over one of the technicians as he goes through those doors.. Woah! Someone almost took his head off with a chair!
Rhino:It’s William Steele! Damn it, he missed!
Mark:McConnell throws Steele into the door and slams it! And now he’s shoving a pole through the handles!
Rhino:No, come on, anyone!
Mark:There’s the doors to the parking lot..
Rhino:No no no no..
Mark:He’s outside in the parking lot and.. He’s.. Slowing down?
Rhino:What’s going on?
Mark:It’s Lone Jobber! He’s got a ref! And the briefcase!
Rhino:Yes, do it, Jobber! Get the belt back!
Mark:The two are standing eye to eye. This is tense..
Jobber:Looks li-
Mark:McConnell kicks Jobber right between the legs!
Rhino:What a piece of..!
Mark:McConnell’s kneeling down next to Jobber..
McConnell: Can’t cash in when you’ve got your balls in your hands.
Mark:McConnell’s making a bee line for one of the vehicles..
Rhino:Close the doors! Don’t let him leave!
Mark:It’s too late, McConnell just took off! William McConnell just left the EWA and he took the world championship with him!
Rhino:What does this mean?
Mark:We are out of time! Good Night Everyone!
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