Saturday Night Torture 12-08-12

Mark:We are live in Pittsburgh, Pa for Saturday Night Torture…

Rhino:William McConnell isnt the World Champion… Im So Happy!

Mark:Yes this is the first time in many months that we have an EWA Event where we can say that William McConnell is no longer the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Its so glorious…

Mark:We will find out later tonight the future of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when we hear from Degeneration X…

Rhino:I hope William McConnell never holds that belt again…

Mark:I know you do… Also tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber in action…

Rhino:Who cares… William McConnell isnt the World Heavyweight Champion… Happy Days are here again!

Mark:Well lets just started here with our opening contest here at Saturday Night Torture…

Brock Lesnar vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!

(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota…Weighing in at 266 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!

(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)

Mark:Brock Lesnar goes right on the attack of Demon Child as he drives him right back in to the corner..

Rhino:Look at Brock Lesnar go on the attack…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Demon Child in the corner.. Brock Lesnar now whips Demon Child off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Demon Child comes out of the corner… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Demon Child staggers to his feet…

Mark:Brock Lesnar now charges and takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Demon Child gets up a little bit slower…

Mark:Brock Lesnar charges in… Demon Child this time ducks the clothesline and pulls down the top rope and Brock Lesnar goes tumbling to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Smart move there by Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child now goes to the outside of the ring after Brock Lesnar and now scoops up Brock Lesnar and drives him shoulder first right in to the ring post…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:Demon Child grabs Brock Lesnar again and whips him right in to the ring post…

Rhino:He once again went shoulder first in to the ring post…

Mark:Demon Child charges and takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child rolls him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is getting back up…

Mark:Demon Child hooks up Brock Lesnar and nails him with a Single Arm DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Demon Child covers Brock Lesnar 1……………2…………Kickout by Brock Lesnar…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is getting back up on to his feet right now…

Mark:Demon Child grabs him by the arm… Crossbreaker Armbar!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trapped in the center of the ring…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:Demon Child is really stretching that right arm of Brock Lesnar…

Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Brock Lesnar…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trying to power his way to the ropes…

Mark:Demon Child is now leaning all the way back…

Rhino:This could be it right here and now…

Mark:The referee is asking if Brock Lesnar wants to give it up…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar says no…

Mark:Brock Lesnar stretches out his leg and gets it on the bottom rope…

Rhino:The hold needs to be broken right now…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Demon Child is now lining him up…

Mark:HEART STOPPER! NO!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar ducked the kick…

Mark:Brock Lesnar spins him around… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:You can see the pain on Brock Lesnar’s face after that suplex…

Mark:That arm is really bothering him…

Rhino:Demon Child is trying to get back up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks up Demon Child… Side Walk Slam! Brock Lesnar covers Demon Child 1……………..2…………3…..NO!

Rhino:Demon Child got his shoulder up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar now waits for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Demon Child is staggering…

Mark:Brock Lesnar has him up… F5! NO!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar’s arm gave out…

Mark:Brock Lesnar turns around… HEART STOPPER!

Rhino:He connected with that superkick right to the chest of Brock Lesnar…

Mark:Demon Child with the cover 1……………….2……………….3…..NO!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Demon Child now looks to put Brock Lesnar away…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:DEMON DROP! NO!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar counters…

Mark:Brock Lesnar has him up… F5!

Rhino:Lesnar hit it!

Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Demon Child 1……………..2………..3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!

Rhino:Brock Lesnar pulls this victory out here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will hear from Degeneration X in regards to the future of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… I am being told that DX has just arrived here at the building as they had flight issues getting here but they have arrived…

Rhino:I am looking forward to hearing what they have to say about the World Title…

Mark:I know… Many want to know whats next… We shall find out later on tonight… But its back to the ring for more action…

PyroManiAxe vs Randy Orton

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!

(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Both men lock up in the center of the irng… Randy Orton nails PyroManiAxe with a couple of hard uppercuts and now backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Randy Orton is connecting with shots in the corner…

Mark:Randy Orton whips PyroManiAxe off in to the farside… PyroManiAxe springs off the corner and right in to a Crossbody!

Rhino:NIce move right there…

Mark:Quick cover 1…………2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe charges and kicks Randy Orton right in the back of the head with an enziguri!

Rhino:Nice kick by PyroManiAxe…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton again 1…………….2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:PyroManiAxe charges in… Monkey Flip! No!

Rhino:Randy Orton held on to the ropes…

Mark:PyroManiAxe staggers back up on to his feet… Randy Orton charges and takes him off of his feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Randy Orton is following right up…

Mark:Randy Orton is stomping away right at PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:He is just stomping him right in to the mat…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet… Randy Orton hooks him up and nails him with a Stalling Vertical Suplex…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in trouble after that suplex…

Mark:Randy Orton covers PyroManiAxe 1……………2…………Kickout by PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:Randy Orton is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton with a couple of hard uppercuts right underneath the jaw of PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:Those rocked him…

Mark:Randy Orton whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is in trouble now…

Mark:Randy Orton covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2……….3……..No!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe was lucky to get his shoulder up right there…

Mark:Randy Orton is now backing PyroManiAxe up in to the corner…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is being setup on the top rope…

Mark:Randy Orton hooks him up… Superplex! NO!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe held on to the ropes…

Mark:PyroManiAxe knocks Randy Orton off the top rope…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now standing tall on the top…

Mark:Frog Splash! Connects!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe could have Randy Orton right here…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton 1…………………..2…………..3…….NO!

Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…

Mark:Randy Orton is struggling to get back up on to his ffeet…

Rhino:Here comes PyroManiAxe…

Mark:PyroManiAxe with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!

Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble…

Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks the leg 1……………….2……………3………NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is now waiting for Randy Orton to get back up…

Rhino:Hes looking to put him away right here…

Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks him up… POWERBOMB! NO!

Rhino:Randy Orton escapes…

Mark:PyroManiAxe turns around… RKO!

Rhino:Randy Orton hit it…

Mark:Randy Orton covers PyroManiAxe 1……………..2………….3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!

Rhino:Randy Orton pulls out the victory here tonight over PyroManiAxe….

Mark:PyroManiAxe was going for the 3rd Degree Burn but Randy Orton got out of the powerbomb and laid him out with the RKO…

Rhino:Big win for Randy Orton…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber in action… But its back to the ring for more action…

Big Daddy Ace vs Robert Frost

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Buffalo, New York… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… ROBERT FROST!

(Robert Frost’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Made of Scars” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:Robert Frost strikes Big Daddy Ace with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying them in right now…

Mark:Robert Frost backs him up in to the corner and just lays in the right hands to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Hes really opening up…

Mark:Robert Frost whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Robert Frost nails him with a dropkick!

Rhino:Strong dropkick right there…

Mark:Robert Frost covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………2…………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Robert Frost hooks him up and he nails him with a Double Underhook Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex…

Mark:Robert Frost covers Big Daddy Ace 1………….2……………Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…

Mark:Robert Frost goes behind Big Daddy Ace… German Suplex! No!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is blocking the suplex attempt…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with elbows right to the side of the head of Robert Frost…

Rhino:Robert Frost is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs him by the arm and nails him with a Short Arm Clothesline!

Rhino:He took his head off with that short arm clothesline…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Robert Frost 1…………..2……….Kickout by Robert Frost…

Rhino:Robert Frost is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Robert Frost is up on his feet and Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam!

Rhino:Robert Frost could be in trouble…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1……………..2…………..3..No!

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Robert Frost in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Robert Frost is rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Robert Frost is trying to by some time for himself…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace goes out after him…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Robert Frost with a reversal and Big Daddy Ace goes face first in to the ring post…

Rhino:Robert Frost rolls him back in to the ring…

Mark:Robert Frost is now pulling Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet… BRAINBUSTER!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just dropped right on his head with that brainbuster…

Mark:Robert Frost hooks the leg 1……………….2……………..3…………NO!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Robert Frost is setting him up…

Mark:OBLIVION!

Rhino:Robert Frost hit it…

Mark:Robert Frost covers Big Daddy Ace again 1…………………2………………3…………….NO!

Rhino:So close…

Mark:Robert Frost is now calling for the end right here…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slow to get up on to his feet…

Mark:Robert Frost hooks him up… VERTIGO! NO!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace counters with a back body drop…

Mark:Robert Frost is staggering up on to his feet… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit all of that spear on Robert Frost…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………3…..NO!

Rhino:Robert Frost barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace thought that was it right there…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now pulling him back up on to his feet…

Mark:Here it comes… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………2……………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:Strong victory for Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Our EWA Cameras have found DX right now and they dont seem that impressed with what they have seen… As I was told they were watching this match up very closely…

Rhino:Not sure why they wouldn’t be impressed…

Mark:I agree with you… But we will hear from Degeneration X later on tonight… But its back to the ring for more action…

Steve Austin vs Mr. Anderson

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!

(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)

Mark:Steve Austin strikes Mr. Anderson with right hands…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson fires back with right hands of his own…

Mark:Steve Austin kicks Mr. Anderson in the midsection and now grabs him by the head and rams him head first in to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is dazed…

Mark:Steve Austin whips Mr. Anderson off in to the farside corner…. Steve Austin charges in and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running Bulldog! Steve Austin with a cover 1………….2………Kickout by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Steve Austin with a couple of hard chops right across the chest…

Rhino:He is lighting up the chest of Mr. Anderson…

Mark:Steve Austin pulls Mr. Anderson out of the corner… Suplex! No!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets out of the suplex…

Mark:Mr. Anderson shoves Steve Austin shoulder first in to the corner…

Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering backwards…

Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Steve Austin 1………2…………Kickout by Steve Austin…

Rhino:Stone Cold is getting back up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Steve Austin and nails him with a Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is taking back control of this match up…

Mark:Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet… Mr. Anderson scoops up Steve Austin and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is taking a chance right here and now…

Rhino:He is going to fly…

Mark:Kenton Bomb! No!

Rhino:Steve Austin got his knees up…

Mark:Hard crash and burn for Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steve Austin with right hands and now whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press!

Rhino:He continues to hammer him with right hands…

Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Big Elbow!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is in trouble…

Mark:Steve Austin with the cover 1…………….2……….3…….NO!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Steve Austin is now waiting for Mr. Anderson to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Steve Austin has him lined up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson looks to be out of it…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:STUNNER! NO!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson just blocked the Stone Cold Stunner…

Mark:Mr. Anderson spins him around… DDT!

Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…

Mark:Steve Austin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson has him lined up…

Mark:MIC CHECK!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson hit it…

Mark:Mr. Anderson with the cover 1……………….2………………3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER ANDERSON!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson pulled this one out…

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Triple H once again are looking and again they dont seem that impress with Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:I think they are trying to do some scouting on who should be the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Speaking of the EWA World Championship… Its time to see the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell in action…

William McConnell vs Alan Matthews

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”

Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds…WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Mark:William McConnell hated what he just heard as he walked to the ring…

Rhino:Well that’s because he is no longer the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:William McConnell and Alan Matthews now lock up in the center of the ring… William McConnell takes him over with a side headlock as Alan Matthews attempts to fight his way back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Which is he doing right now…

Mark:Alan Matthews with elbows to the midsection of William McConnell and now shoves him off in to the ropes… William McConnell comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:William McConnell staggers up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes right behind William McConnell… German Release Suplex!

Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…

Mark:William McConnell rolls right to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is going right after him…

Mark:Alan Matthews grabs William McConnell by the head and rams him head first on to the steel steps…

Rhino:William McConnell is dazed…

Mark:William McConnell gets rolled back in to the ring by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes behind William McConnell… German Suplex! This time with a Bridge! 1……………..2………..Kickout by William McConnell…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is taking it right to William McConnell…

Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up William McConnell… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………2………Kickout again By William McConnell…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is out wrestling the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell… It felt so good to say that…

Mark:I bet it did… As William McConnell tries to get back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews scoops up William McConnell and slams him down to the canvas… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the chest of William McConnell… Another cover by Alan Matthews 1……………2…………Kickout one more time by William McConnell…

Rhino:You can see that DX is watching on backstage and they are enjoying this match up…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up William McConnell… Vertical Suplex! No!

Rhino:William McConnell escapes the suplex…

Mark:William McConnell goes behind Alan Matthews and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex!

Rhino:William McConnell found a way to counter and fights back in to this match up with that suplex…

Mark:William McConnell covers Alan Matthews 1…………2……….Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around…

Mark:Rolling Elbow!

Rhino:William McConnell caught him good right there…

Mark:William McConnell covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2………….3…No!

Rhino:Alan Matthews got his shoulder up…

Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up on to his feet… William McConnell charges… Shinning Wizard!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is in trouble right here…

Mark:William McConnell waits for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is lining him up…

Mark:Superkick! No!

Rhino:Alan Matthews saw the kick coming…

Mark:Alan Matthews spins him around… Exploder Powerslam!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Heres the cover 1…………..2…………3…No!

Rhino:William McConnell got his shoulder up…

Mark:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…

Mark:DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Alan Matthews with the cover 1………………….2…………….3……….NO!

Rhino:William McConnell was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Very close near fall right there…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to figure out his next game plan…

Mark:William McConnell is staggering around… TIGER BOMB! NO!

Rhino:William McConnell countered with a back body drop…

Mark:William McConnell saved himself with that back body drop…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell sets him up… SUPERKICK!

Rhino:That time William McConnell was able to get all of that kick…

Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up… Running Knee! Right to the side of the head of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:He could be out cold right there…

Mark:William McConnell covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2…………….3……….NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:William McConnell is lining him up…

Rhino:Alan Matthews looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:ROLLING ELBOW! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews ducks the elbow from William McConnell…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up WIlliam McConnell… German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………….2…………..3……..NO!

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:William McConnell is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews has him setup…

Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:William McConnell just raked the eyes of Alan Matthews…

Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… DUAL SHOCK!

Rhino:William McConnell hit it…

Mark:William McConnell covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2…………..3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!

Rhino:William McConnell pulled out this hard fought victory…

Mark:It was hard fought…

(“Break It Down” plays as Triple H and Shawn Michaels walk out on to the stage…)

Rhino:Wonder what they have to say tonight…

HHH:Good job with your victory here tonight Will… Very impressive… As Alan Matthews is one tough dude… So you should actually be proud of this victory… That being said… Its time for us to announce what the future holds for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and we figure that since you are out here Will… This would be the best time to do it… So without further ado… Coming up at New Years Evil… We will be crowning a Brand New EWA World Heavywei…

HBK:Hunter…

HHH:What Shawn? I am in the middle of making our huge announcement…

HBK:I need to tell you something…

HHH:Can it wait?

HBK:No it cant…

HHH:Then what is it…

HBK:I screwed up…

HHH:What do you mean you screwed up?

HBK:Well after coming out here last week and stripping William McConnell of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… I was… Well… I was given some new information…

HHH:What were you given?

HBK:Well… It seems that the rule book I was using was the original EWA Rulebook that I was given back when I first joined the EWA…

HHH:So?

HBK:Well… It appears things have changed since then…

HHH:Like what…

HBK:Back in 2006 a new rule was put in to place… And it was based on what happened to you and I for years… Mainly you… When you were the FTW Champion…And how you were repeatedly stripped of the FTW Championship…

HHH:So what are you telling me?

HBK:Well… The new EWA Rulebook that was updated in 2006… Basically has a rule in the book called the “Omega Rule”… Which states that a champion can not be stripped of the championship for pointless reasons, like missing a Media Appearance…

Mark:Look at the grin right now on the face of William McConnell…

Rhino:Damnit…

HHH:So what are you saying?

HBK:Because of that Omega rule… William McConnell is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

(Crowd Boos Loudly)

HBK:Im sorry Hunter… I followed the rules as they were written… But this company finally moved on from 1999 and well… I kinda should have read the newer rulebook… Im sorry…

HHH:Its okay Shawn…

McConnell:Will one of you give me back MY World Heavyweight Championship right now?

HHH:Shawn you know what you have to do…

HBK:I know…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is walking to the ring right now to give William McConnell back his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels followed the rules… Just not the updated rules…

HBK:Here you go Will… Here is your World Heavyweight Championship…

McConnell:Shawn, dont go. Just because I am World Heavyweight Champion, doesn’t mean you have to leave My ring right away. But since you are, I just have two words for you, FUCK YOU!

Rhino:The smug and cocky William McConnell is now standing in the ring with his title…

Mark:Looks like DX is going to have to try harder to get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship away from William McConnell… As we now get set for our Main Event…

Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Bully Ray

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Hells Kitchen, New York…Weighing in at 326 Pounds… BULLY RAY!

(“Beaten Path” plays as Bully Ray enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber goes in to strike first… Bully Ray blocks and nails Lone Jobber with right hands… Bully Ray with a couple of more right hands and now sends Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Bully Ray scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him right down to the canvas…

Rhino:Bully Ray is lining him up…

Mark:Falling Headbutt! By Bully Ray as he now covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2………. Kickout by Lone Jobber..

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Bully Ray now with a standing headbutt and that knocks Lone Jobber back in to the corner… Bully Ray now charges in… Big Splash!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Hard Clothesline! By Bully Ray taking Lone Jobber off of his feet… As Bully Ray covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is up… Bully Ray scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas by the corner…

Rhino:Bully Ray is climbing up on the second rope…

Mark:Senton Splash! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…

Mark:Bully Ray is now staggering back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber is back up and chops Bully Ray across the chest a couple of times and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!

Rhino:That took Bully Ray off of his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes right for the cover 1……………2……….Kickout by Bully Ray…

Rhino:Bully Ray is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Another cover by Lone Jobber 1………….2……….Kickout by Bully Ray…

Rhino:Bully Ray is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Dropkick! Catching Bully Ray right in the head…

Rhino:He caught him good…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now up on the middle rope… Leg Drop! Right down on to Bully Ray…

Rhino:Bully Ray is in some trouble bow…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Bully Ray 1…………….2…………..Kickout again by Bully Ray…

Rhino:Bully Ray is trying to pull himself back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes behind… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:He has laid out Bully Ray with that Reverse DDT…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now thinking about heading to the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to take a chance right here…

Mark:Lone Jobber is up on the top rope…

Rhino:Bully Ray is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Bully Ray catches Lone Jobber on the top rope… Bully Ray launches Lone Jobber off the top rope…

Rhino:He sent him flying across the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet… Bully Ray charges in and nails him with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:Bully Ray is starting to feel it…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Bully Ray with a big chop right across the chest of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:You heard that chop…

Mark:Lone Jobber is being setup… BUBBA BOMB!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Bully Ray covers Lone Jobber 1……………………2…………….3………NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Bully Ray thought he had him down for the count…

Rhino:Bully Ray is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Bully Ray sets him up… BUBBA CUTTER! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it…

Mark:Bully Ray comes off the ropes… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:That kick has Bully Ray dazed…

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s a deadly combination right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Bully Ray 1……………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion gets the victory tonight…

Mark:Lone Jobber celebrates…

Rhino:Wait a minute…

Mark:Here comes $tewie Franchize!

Rhino:He said he would be here tonight…

Mark:$tewie Franchize is storming to the ring with chair in hand and Lone Jobber bails out of the ring…

Rhino:He wasn’t waiting around to be hit by a chair

Mark:$tewie Franchize chases off the EWA Total Impact Champion… We have to go… Good Night Everyone!

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