Seasons Beatings 2012
Mark:Happy Holidays Everyone and welcome to Philadelphia for Seasons Beatings!
Rhino:I always love this time of the year…
Mark:You love all the presents and all the food…
Rhino:Of course I do…
Mark:But we also bring the violence… And we bring it with the Holiday Bowl!
Rhino:The yearly tradition… Its always fun…
Mark:It will be Demon Child challenging for the EWA Total Impact Championship against Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber always seems to find his way in this match up…
Mark:It should be a hell of a battle tonight…
Rhino:We could have a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:We could… Plus so much more… Lets get right to it with our Opening Contest here at Seasons Beatings!
Steve Austin vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Steve Austin nails Randy Orton with right hands…
Rhino:Steve Austin is laying in to Randy Orton…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Randy Orton gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin now scoops up and slams Randy Orton back down to the canvas… Steve Austin comes off the ropes…Elbow Drop! Steve Austin covers Randy Orton 1…………..2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Randy Orton up in to the corner and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is really opening up on Randy Orton in the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Randy Orton off in to the corner… Randy Orton with a reversal… Steve Austin comes staggering out of the corner… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there by Randy Orton…
Mark:Steve Austin gets back up on to his feet… Randy Orton goes behind Steve Austin… Olympic Slam!
Rhino:Nice move…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Steve Austin 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton now hooks up Steve Austin… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Steve Austin is in trouble right now…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Steve Austin 1……………..2………….Kickout again by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off his ropes… Randy Orton ducks his head… Steve Austin puts on the breaks and kicks Randy Orton right in the face…
Rhino:Randy Orton is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Steve Austin nails him with a big clothesline! Steve Austin covers Randy Orton 1……………..2…………….3…NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Randy Orton is up on his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin charges in at Randy Orton… Randy Orton gets his boots up…
Rhino:Steve Austin is spinning around dazed…
Mark:RKO!
Rhino:Randy Orton hit that out of no where…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Steve Austin 1……………….2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!
Rhino:Randy Orton picks up the victory here tonight…
Mark:Solid victory for Randy Orton… Still to come tonight it will be the annual tradition of The Holiday Bowl with Lone Jobber defending the EWA Total Impact Championship against Demon Child… As we now get back to the ring for more action here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Drew “The Punisher” Chambers vs $tewie Franchize
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DREW CHAMBERS!
(“Gone Guru” plays as Drew Chambers enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… $tewie Franchize locks up with Drew Chambers… Drew Chambers backs $tewie Franchize up in to the corner and lays in a couple of hard right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Drew Chambers whips $tewie Franchize off in to the farside corner… $tewie Franchize comes out of the corner and Drew Chambers nails him with a Big Boot!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that running Big Boot…
Mark:Drew Chambers covers $tewie Franchize 1………………..2…………Kickout by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize turns around and walks right in to a Facebuster! By Drew Chambers…
Rhino:He drove him face first right in to the canvas…
Mark:Drew Chambers covers $tewie Franchize again 1…………….2………..Kickout once again by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:Drew Chambers is now waiting for $tewie Franchize to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drew Chambers hooks him up… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He has him laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Drew Chambers covers $tewie Franchize 1…………….2………….Kickout once again by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:Drew Chambers is now trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is trying to get back up on to his feet… Drew Chambers hooks him up… DDT! No!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize just drove him hard in to the corner…
Mark:It was a smart and effective counter by $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:Drew Chambers is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize picks Drew Chambers back up… Over the head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He tossed him across the ring with that suplex…
Mark:$tewie Franchize with the cover 1……………..2……… Kickout by Drew Chambers…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is shaking off the ring rust right now…
Mark:Drew Chambers gets back up on to his feet…Spinebuster!
Rhino:He drives him right in to the canvas with that spinebuster…
Mark:Springboard Moonsault!
Rhino:He could have him right here and now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Drew Chambers 1………………….2…………..3….NO!
Rhino:Drew Chambers was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is now looking to put Drew Chambers away right here and now…
Rhino:Drew Chambers is trying to get back up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize picks up… Small Package! 1……………..2………….3………..NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Drew Chambers charges at $tewie Franchize… $tewie Franchize with a kick to the midsection… HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize hit it…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Drew Chambers 1………………….2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
Rhino:Strong victory for $tewie Franchize here tonight as he makes his return to the EWA…
Mark:What does the future hold for $tewie Franchize? We will have to wait and see… As we send it back to the ring for more action…
Calvin Lumas vs Bully Ray
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Hells Kitchen, New York…Weighing in at 326 Pounds… BULLY RAY!
(“Beaten Path” plays as Bully Ray enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Raleigh, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… This is the debut of Calvin Lumas here in the EWA…
Rhino:Bully Ray is looking to rebound following what happened to him last week…
Mark:He came up short against Lone Jobber… As Bully Ray nails Calvin Lumas with a couple of right hands… Bully Ray sends Calvin Lumas off in to the ropes… Calvin Lumas comes off the ropes and nails Bully Ray with a Flying Forearm Smash!
Rhino:Bully Ray gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks up Bully Ray and nails him with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Bully Ray is spinning around…
Mark:Dropkick! By Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Caught him right in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Bully Ray 1…………….2………… Kickout by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Bully Ray is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray is back up on to his feet in the corner… Calvin Lumas charges in… Caught!
Rhino:Bully Ray caught Calvin Lumas as he was charging in to the corner…
Mark:Bully Ray slams Calvin Lumas right back down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas’s head bounced off the canvas…
Mark:Bully Ray now scoops up and slams Calvin Lumas down to the canvas…
Rhino:Bully Ray is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! From the second rope by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Bully Ray covers Calvin Lumas 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray whips Calvin Lumas off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is in trouble here…
Mark:Bully Ray covers Calvin Lumas 1…………….2……………Kickout once again by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is trying to get back up on to his feet..
Mark:Bully Ray sends Calvin Lumas hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Bully Ray…
Mark:Bully Ray charges in… Calvin Lumas gets his boots up!
Rhino:Bully Ray is now staggering around dazed…
Mark:Dropkick! By Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:That took Bully Ray off of his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is going to take a chance right here…
Mark:Swanton Bomb!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas could have Bully Ray right here…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Bully Ray 1………………….2……………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now waiting for Bully Ray to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is feeling it right now…
Mark:Bully Ray turns around… PAINTED!
Rhino:This could be it right now…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks the leg 1…………….2…………..3……. NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now looking to put Bully Ray away right here and now…
Rhino:Bully Ray is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks him up… TWISTED! NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray shoves him off…
Mark:Calvin Lumas turns around… BUBBA CUTTER!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Bully Ray covers Calvin Lumas 1………………2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Bully Ray is looking to put Calvin Lumas away…
Mark:Bully Ray is setting him up…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is trying to fight out of the Bubba Bomb…
Mark:Calvin Lumas breaks the grip of Bully Ray… Calvin Lumas comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm! No!
Rhino:Bully Ray ducked…
Mark:Bully Ray picks him right back up… BUBBA BOMB!
Rhino:Bully Ray hit it…
Mark:Bully Ray covers Calvin Lumas 1…………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BULLY RAY!
Rhino:Bully Ray rebounds with a victory here tonight…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell in action… As we get set for more here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Candy Canning Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Brock Lesnar
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Candy Canning Match and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first….From Minneapolis, Minnesota…Weighing in at 266 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Made of Scars” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is face to face with Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:This has been a trying week for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:We learned this past week that we lost the one and only Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace has had a lot on his mind coming in to this match up…
Rhino:They were tag team partners… But more importantly they were friends…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace opens right up on Brock Lesnar by nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Big Daddy Ace go…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a fourth right hand but Brock Lesnar blocks and nails Big Daddy Ace with a hard knee right to the midsection and now tosses him across the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges and takes Big Daddy Ace’s head off with a clothesline…
Rhino:That clothesline shook up Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar lifts him high up in to the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace goes crashing in to the canvas…
Mark:Brock Lesnar goes for the cover 1………..2………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That had to take the air right out of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Brock Lesnar turns Big Daddy Ace over and just drops all of his weight right down on to the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar isnt done…
Mark:One more time Brock Lesnar drops all of his weight on Big Daddy Ace’s back…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar picks him back up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble after that suplex…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………2……….Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks him up again… Another Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding on to his back right now…
Mark:Brock Lesnar goes to the outside of the ring and is bringing the weapon that’s legal in this Candy Canning Match… A Singapore Cane…
Rhino:A very festive singapore cane…
Mark:Yes the Red and White Singapore Cane is in the hands of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Which you know isnt going to be good for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets to his feet and Brock Lesnar nails him right in the midsection with the Singapore Cane…
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now breaks the singapore cane right across the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:You saw that cane snap in half as it cracked across Big Daddy Ace’s back…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2……………3……NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now pulls Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet and tosses him in to the corner… Brock Lesnar drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:You can see the pain coming across the face of Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with a full head of steam charges in… Big Daddy Ace moves…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now goes behind Brock Lesnar… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right on the back of his head…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now getting back up slowly… Big Daddy Ace hooks up Brock Lesnar… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to get in to a groove right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1………………2…………..Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is slow to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Brock Lesnar… Brainbuster!
Rhino:He dropped Brock Lesnar right on his head…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is in trouble as Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now waits for Brock Lesnar to get back on to his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar staggers to his feet… Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam! No!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar escapes…
Mark:Brock Lesnar shoves him chest first in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering backwards…
Mark:German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble here…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with the cover 1…………..2…………3…..NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar has now gotten himself another cane…
Rhino:This wont be good for an already injured Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar has him lined up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar swings… Big Daddy Ace ducks the cane shot and now kicks it out of the hand of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar spins around…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace caught him with the Spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1…………….2…………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:So close right there…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is setting him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO!
Rhino:He couldn’t get him up…
Mark:The pain in the back is catching up to Big Daddy Ace… As Brock Lesnar nails him with clubbing blows right to the lower back…
Rhino:Look at Brock Lesnar just hammer him with shots…
Mark:Brock Lesnar now with a hard kick right to the ribs…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on one knee at the moment…
Mark:Brock Lesnar says that’s it…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:F5! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace escapes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up the singapore cane and nails Brock Lesnar with the cane…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace isnt done…
Mark:One more shot right to the head of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Brock Lesnar 1…………………..2…………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:So it will be Big Daddy Ace and William McConnell one more time at New Years Evil… As we now go backstage as Kent Richardson is standing by with Degeneration X… Kent…
Kent:Shawn, Hunter… What are your thoughts on Big Daddy Ace becoming the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
HBK:Good win for him… Now its his chance to prove that he actually WANTS the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
HHH:He has had many attempts to slow down William McConnell and hasnt been able to do so… I want to see if he can actually do that…
HBK:For the sake of this company… We hope he can… He just needs to prove it…
Kent:Thanks guys… Back to you at ringside…
Mark:Thanks Kent… Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Stocking Stuffers Match
Alan Matthews vs Mr. Anderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Stocking Stuffers Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Break It Down” plays as Triple H and Shawn Michaels walk down to the ring…)
Rhino:What is DX doing out here?
Mark:Im not quite sure…
HHH:Well Mr. Anderson…
HBK:Anderson…
HHH:You my friend have been up to no good this week…
HBK:Some would say he is on Santa’s Naughty List…
HHH:Some would say that Shawn… Now Shawn and I heard what you had to say and for someone who claims to be the Biggest Asshole in Wrestling… The guy who everyone should fear… The guy who is suppose to be a legit bad ass here in Pro Wrestling… You come out here and say you think the match Shawn and I gave you is pointless…
(Crowd Boos Loudly)
HHH:We decide to put you in the ring with one the greatest wrestlers in this company in Alan Matthews and you go… Yeah I dont want to face him and if I have to face him… I am just going to let him win…
HBK:You are going to let someone win a match… The Asshole is just going to lay down for someone… That is quite sad…
HHH:Its not only sad… Its down right disrespectful… You see all of these people here in Philadelphia paid their hard earn money to come here to see people compete… And well… Since you dont want to compete… Then… Maybe we just wont give you any more matches…
HBK:I mean since they are all “Meaningless”…
HHH:Exactly… Maybe Ken… Maybe we will give you a new job here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Maybe we will make you part of the ring crew… Maybe we will make you a camera man… Because firing you would be way too easy…
HBK:There is no satisfaction in that… Because he could just go some where else…
HHH:So since you dont want to compete… By the power invested in other by the EWA Executive Committee… As a result of a forfit… Alan Matthews wins this match up…Now as for you Mr. Anderson… We just simply…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:What a kick!
Mark:Shawn Michaels just knocked out Mr. Anderson with Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:He didn’t see it coming…
HHH:Shawn!
HBK:What?
HHH:You know you shouldn’t be doing that…
HBK:Doing what?
HHH:This…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
HBK:Well I cant do that… That’s not my move…
HHH:Good point… Now Ken…Maybe next time you wont call things meaningless…
HBK:And if you arent down with that… WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Crowd:SUCK IT!
Rhino:DX has sure left its mark here tonight with Mr. Anderson…
Mark:I wonder if they got their point across…
Rhino:I think they did…
Mark:We will see how Mr. Anderson responds… As we now get set to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…
Non Title Match
William McConnell(c) vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”
Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:William McConnell locks up with PyroManiAxe… PyroManiAxe shoves him right off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:That took William McConnell right off of his feet…
Mark:William McConnell gets right back up on to his feet… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That took him off of his feet again…
Mark:William McConnell rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:PyroManiAxe dives through the ropes and nails William McConnell…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is coming out from the gate taking it right to William McConnell…
Mark:PyroManiAxe rolls William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion staggers to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is up on the top rope… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught him right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe with the cover 1……………….2…………Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe kicks him in the midsection… Stunner! No! William McConnell shoves him off in to the ropes… William McConnell catches him with a back elbow as he came off the ropes…
Rhino:He caught him right in the head…
Mark:PyroManiAxe tries to shake it off as William McConnell hooks him up… Atomic Drop! Followed by a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Effective Combination of moves by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:William McConnell covers PyroManiAxe 1……………..2………..Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell is now putting the boots to PyroManiAxe…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet… William McConnell hooks him up… Half Nelson Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell with another cover 1…………….2………….Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:William McConnell continues to pour on the offense right now…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is lining him up…
Mark:Rolling Elbow! No!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe ducks the elbow from William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell turns around… Chokeslam!
Rhino:Big time Chokeslam right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers William McConnell 1……………..2………….3……NO!
Rhino:William McConnell was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:PyroManiAxe now scoops up and slams William McConnell back down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is going to be taking a chance here…
Rhino:Heres hoping it pays off…
Mark:FROG SPLASH! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell got his knees up…
Mark:That drives the wind right out of PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:That chance didn’t pay off for PyroManiAxe…
Mark:William McConnell gets to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is dazed…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit it…
Mark:William McConnell covers PyroManiAxe 1……………….2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell pulls out the victory in impressive fashion… And I hate saying that…
Mark:The challenge standing in his way next is Big Daddy Ace when they meet for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at New Years Evil…
Rhino:That should be a hell of a battle between those two…
Mark:Yes it should…But now its time for Our Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Holiday Bowl
Lone Jobber(c) vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Holiday Bowl and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber is no stranger to the Holiday Bowl…
Rhino:Well he is the resident Swami of the Seasons…
Mark:This is true… Lone Jobber and Demon Child lock up in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber with a couple of shots to Demon Child… Lone Jobber now sends Demon Child off in to the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Demon Child ducks… Neckbreaker! By Demon Child…
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Demon Child now begins choking Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Nothing like a good choke here this holiday season…
Mark:Demon Child now picks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Nice move that time by Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child isnt done…
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:Demon Child is dragging Lone Jobber by the arm and just rams it right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Effective shot there…
Mark:Demon Child one more time rams the arm of Lone Jobber right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Demon Child is now looking around ringside…
Mark:Demon Child has one of the christmas gifts…
Rhino:I wonder what is inside…
Mark:Its a night stick…
Rhino:Demon Child is now eying up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Demon Child nails Lone Jobber right in the arm with that night stick…
Rhino:That’s gonna leave a bruise…
Mark:You are telling me… One more time Demon Child nails Lone Jobber right in the arm with that night stick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to crawl back in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:He is trying to get some feeling back in to his arm…
Rhino:Demon Child is now bringing a menorah in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back on to his feet… Demon Child swings… Lone Jobber ducks and now kicks the menorah right back in to the face of Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up the menorah and smashes it across the face of Demon Child…
Rhino:That caught him good…
Mark:Demon Child staggers back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is throwing a Christmas Tree in to the ring…
Rhino:Balls are everywhere!
Mark:Demon Child staggers back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber positions Demon Child… POWERBOMB! Right in to the Christmas Tree!
Rhino:Thank god we use non breakable balls… Cause if we didn’t a lot of smashed pieces would be in the back of Demon Child…
Mark:Lone Jobber now pulls Demon Child in to the middle of the ring… Boston Crab!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has it locked in…
Mark:Demon Child is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber keep this locked in…
Mark:You can see he is losing grip right now…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Demon Child is able to reach out and grab the ropes…
Rhino:Demon Child is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is lining him up… LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Demon Child ducked!
Mark:DEMON DROP!
Rhino:Demon Child hit it!
Mark:If this match up ended by Pinfall this would be over… But it doesn’t…
Rhino:It has to end by Knockout or Submission…
Mark:What is Demon Child doing here?
Rhino:This isnt good…
Mark:Gogoplata!
Rhino:This is a really bad place for Lone Jobber to be in right now…
Mark:Demon Child has it locked in…
Rhino:There is no place for Lone Jobber to go…
Mark:Demon Child has it locked in…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight it…
Mark:Demon Child continues to squeeze the life out of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to fade away…
Mark:The referee is checking on Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:He had some energy and now he has stopped…
Mark:Lone Jobber’s arm goes up and it goes down…
Rhino:Two more times and this match up is over and we will have a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm and it goes down again…
Rhino:We are one arm drop away from Demon Child becoming the new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Demon Child continues to squeeze… The arm goes up… And it goes down… NO! It Stays Up!
Rhino:There is fight left in Lone Jobber…
Mark:With a burst of energy Lone Jobber gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Demon Child cant believe it…
Mark:Demon Child is now going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:He knocked off all the gifts off the table…
Rhino:What a scrooge…
Mark:Demon Child is now setting up the table…
Rhino:He is looking to put Lone Jobber away…
Mark:Demon Child hooks up Lone Jobber… POWERBOMB! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:That’s one way to stop the powerbomb…
Mark:He used his good arm to do that as well…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just picked up a tiny candy cane off the mat…
Mark:Demon Child turns around and Lone Jobber pokes him right in the eye with the Candy Cane…
Rhino:Ive never seen that before…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That kicked caught Demon Child good…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now putting Demon Child on the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going high risk…
Rhino:This usually doesn’t pay off…
Mark:450 SPLASH CONNECTS THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it!
Mark:The referee is checking on Demon Child… The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion… LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber retains his title here tonight…
Mark:Demon Child gave him a hell of a fight…
Rhino:It just wasn’t to be…
Mark:Look Out! $tewie Franchize has hit the ring and he face to face with Lone Jobber…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize wants a shot at Lone Jobber’s EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Look Out! Bully Ray just nailed Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:What is going on here?
Mark:Bully Ray is looking right at $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:Are these two working together?
Mark:Im not sure… Hopefully we will find out more… Good Night From Philadelphia… Happy Holidays Everyone! We will see you at New Years Evil!
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