Bloodlust 2012
Mark:We are live in Detroit, Michigan… This is Bloodlust…
Rhino:It feels so good to be back…
Mark:Welcome back Rhino… As tonight in our Main Event its the return of the Slaughterhouse…
Rhino:Oh man its been years since there has been a Slaughterhouse here in the EWA…
Mark:It will be William McConnell defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This rivarly will come to ahead tonight…
Mark:One man will walk out with the gold… Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Steve Austin defends against Troy Joseph…
Rhino:We know how much the EWA Total Impact Championship means to Troy Joseph and he hopes to regain it tonight…
Mark:Its going to be a hell of a night… As we get set for our opening contest…
Lilith Evans vs Elvis Jones
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Washnington, DC… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The Natural ELVIS JONES!
(“Perfection” plays as Elvis Jones enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Elvis Jones locks up with Lilith Evans…
Rhino:She is being backed up in to the corner by Elvis Jones…
Mark:The referee steps back in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Both are moving back in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Elvis Jones goes for a collar and elbow tie up… Lilith Evans nails him with hard forearm shots…
Rhino:She is laying in the shots…
Mark:Elvis Jones gets back up in to the ropes with those shots… Lilith Evans whips Elvis Jones in to the ropes… Elvis Jones comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Elvis Jones staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges at Elvis Jones and clotheslines Elvis Jones over the top rope and to the outside he goes…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is a little frustrated right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans launches Elvis Jones over the top rope and right down on to Elvis Jones…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is coming out firing…
Mark:Lilith Evans rolls Elvis Jones back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Elvis Jones has staggered back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects! Heres the cover 1…………….2……………Kickout by Elvis Jones…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges… Clothesline! Ducked by Elvis Jones… Elvis Jones spins Lilith Evans around and kicks her in the midsection and nails her with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now behind Lilith Evans… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Lilith Evans dropped on the back of her head…
Mark:Elvis Jones covers Lilith Evans 1………………2…………..Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is now waiting for her to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans staggers around… Elvis Jones hooks up Lilith Evans… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble after that suplex…
Mark:Elvis Jones covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2………….3…No!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is setting her up…
Mark:German Suplex!
Rhino:Lilith Evans has been laid out…
Mark:The Natural Elvis Jones is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is taking a chance right here…
Mark:Frog Splash! No!
Rhino:Lilith Evans rolled out of the way…
Mark:Lilith Evans saw that coming and was able to get out of the way…
Rhino:Elvis Jones is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans spins Elvis Jones around… Small Package! 1…………………….2………….3………NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now staggering back up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is setting him up…
Mark:DRIVEN!
Rhino:She could have him right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans with the cover 1………………….2………………3……….NO!
Rhino:So close right there for Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Elvis Jones to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Elvis Jones looks to be out of it…
Mark:TORTURED! NO!
Rhino:Elvis Jones blocks it…
Mark:Elvis Jones shoves Lilith Evans in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Elvis Jones scoops up Lilith Evans… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Lilith Evans driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Elvis Jones is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is going to fly…
Mark:GENOCIDE!
Rhino:He connects…
Mark:Elvis Jones hooks the leg 1………………2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ELVIS JONES!
Rhino:Elvis Jones picks up the victory here tonight…
Mark:Strong victory for Elvis Jones… Still to come tonight its the return of the Slaughterhouse when Big Daddy Ace and William McConnell battle for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
The Phantom vs Micheal Mars
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!
(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 252 pounds… MICHEAL MARS!
(“Im a Boss” plays as Micheal Mars enters the arena…)
Mark:The Phantom attacks Micheal Mars as he enters the ring…
Rhino:He is wasting no time…
Mark:The Phantom with hard kicks right to Micheal Mars…
Rhino:He is just laying those shots in…
Mark:The Phantom has him backed up in to the corner… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head with that DDT…
Mark:The Phantom just laying in the boots to Micheal Mars…
Rhino:He means business…
Mark:The Phantom whips Micheal Mars off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Micheal Mars is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He doesn’t look so good right now…
Mark:The Phantom hooks him up… MOMENT OF SILENCE!
Rhino:This is the complete destruction of Micheal Mars right here by The Phantom…
Mark:The Phantom isnt done…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:IN CONFESSION!
Rhino:He has it locked in…
Mark:There is no where for Micheal Mars to go…
Rhino:He looks to be out of it…
Mark:Micheal Mars Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!
Rhino:This was the complete and utter destruction of Micheal Mars by The Phantom…
Mark:The Phantom showed us tonight that when focused he is deadly…
Rhino:He sure is…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:These two men have a long history together in this business…
Mark:That they do…
Rhino:You can see The Rock is laying in the smack talk right here…
Mark:Triple H seems all business…
Rhino:He is not even saying a word…
Mark:The Rock connects with a right hand to Triple H…
Rhino:He is laying in right hands…
Mark:The Rock now backs Triple H up in to the ropes… The Rock with an irish whip… Triple H with a reversal… The Rock comes off in the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock ducked…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes and nails Triple H with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…
Mark:The Rock now lays in the right hands and now hooks up The Rock… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice belly to belly suplex by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock covers Triple H 1……………..2………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:The Rock is laying in a couple of shots and whips Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Rock charges and nails Triple H with a clothesline…
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:The Rock covers Triple H again 1…………2…………..Kickout by Triple H again…
Rhino:The Game is slow to get back up…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Triple H with a suplex… Triple H escapes the suplex…
Rhino:He slides behind The Rock…
Mark:Triple H shoves The Rock off in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is now spinning around…
Mark:Triple H now opens up on The Rock with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Triple H fire in those shots…
Mark:Triple H whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:He took his head off right there…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H has him eyed up…
Mark:Knee Buster!
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Triple H kicks The Rock in the midsection… DDT! NO!
Rhino:The Rock drives him back in to the corner…
Mark:That’s one way to stop Triple H’s momentum…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By The Rock…
Rhino:Triple H is in trouble…
Mark:The Rock covers Triple H 1……………………2…………….3………..NO!
Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is looking to put him away right now…
Mark:Triple H is spinning around… The Rock lines him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Triple H is fighting out of it…
Mark:Triple H spins The Rock around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Rock was driven right in to the canvas…
Mark:He was driven hard in to the mat…
Rhino:The Rock is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks The Rock in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there after The Pedigree…
Mark:Triple H covers The Rock 1…………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H gets the victory tonight over The Rock…
Mark:Triple H said he was here for business and he handled his business tonight against The Rock…
Rhino:No real celebration from Triple H either…
Mark:He came, he saw and he won…As we now go back to the ring for more action…
Jeff Hardy vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… JEFF HARDY!
(“No More Words” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber strikes Jeff Hardy with a couple of shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Lone Jobber with chops to the chest of Jeff Hardy and backs him up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber whips Jeff Hardy in to the ropes… Jeff Hardy comes off the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:He caught him with that elbow…
Mark:Jeff Hardy gets back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber scoops up Jeff Hardy… Jeff Hardy slides off the shoulder of Lone Jobber and shoves him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is coming off the ropes…
Mark:Dropkick! By Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:He caught him good with that dropkick…
Mark:Jeff Hardy covers Lone Jobber 1…………2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeff Hardy spins Lone Jobber around… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Jeff Hardy charges and lays out Lone Jobber with a clothesline…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is taking it to Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Jeff Hardy covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeff Hardy goes behind Lone Jobber and nails him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:Lone Jobber dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Jeff Hardy covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2……….Kickout once again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Jeff Hardy kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Twist of Fate! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber shoved him off…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now spinning around… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:He nailed him right there with that Superkick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Jeff Hardy 1………………2……………….Kickout by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Jeff Hardy in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is going to fly right here…
Mark:Jeff Hardy staggers to his feet and falls back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crotched on the top rope…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Jeff Hardy hooks up Lone Jobber… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is blocking it…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves Jeff Hardy off the ropes…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the top rope… Flying Clothesline!
Rhino:He took him off of his feet with that clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Jeff Hardy to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is looking to end things right now…
Mark:Jeff Hardy staggers to his feet… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Jeff Hardy 1……………….2…………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back on the winning track here tonight…
Mark:Nice win for Lone Jobber tonight as he gets back in to the swing of things after losing his World Title last month at Extreme Bowl… Lets get back to the ring now for more action…
CM Punk vs Chyna
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…CM PUNK!
(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New Hampshire… Weighing in at 180 Pounds… CHYNA!
(“Who Am I” plays as Chyna enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Chyna strikes CM Punk with hard forearm shots…
Rhino:She is laying them in to CM Punk…
Mark:Chyna backs CM Punk in to the ropes…
Rhino:She continues to lay in the shots…
Mark:Chyna whips CM Punk off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:CM Punk gets sent hard in to the corner…
Mark:Chyna charges in and nails CM Punk with a clothesline…
Rhino:The straight edge superstar is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chyna scoops up and slams CM Punk down to the canvas… Chyna goes right for the cover 1……………….2…………..Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chyna now hooks up CM Punk… Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Chyna once again covers CM Punk 1……………2………… Kickout again by CM Punk…
Rhino:Right now Chyna is taking it to CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk has been outspoken recently…
Rhino:Especially about who he has been fighting and against the Pac…
Mark:We do know that Shane McMahon has been listening to what CM Punk has had to say…
Rhino:He has been keeping an eye on this whole situation…
Mark:Right now Chyna kicks CM Punk in the midsection…
Rhino:She has something in mind right here…
Mark:Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chyna is back up…
Mark:Chyna goes for a right hand… CM Punk blocks and nails her with kicks right to the midsection and now sends her off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Chyna gets back up…
Mark:CM Punk with a couple of more shots and now hooks her up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:She was driven right in to the canvas…
Mark:CM Punk is out on the apron…
Rhino:Chyna is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline!
Rhino:CM Punk connected with it…
Mark:CM Punk covers Chyna 1………………2………..3…No!
Rhino:Chyna was able to get her shoulder up…
Mark:Chyna is now struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:CM Punk has her in position…
Mark:CM Punk scoops her up and slams her right down to the canvas…
Rhino:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:CM Punk hit the big time elbow drop right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now telling everyone that he is going to put Chyna to sleep right now…
Rhino:CM Punk is waiting…
Mark:Chyna staggers to her feet… CM Punk gets her up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Chyna 1…………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk gets the job done tonight here against Chyna…
Mark:He continues to roll on…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Well, congrats Punk for a job well done tonight over Chyna… Now the reason I am out here right now is to talk about everything that people have been talking about… Its what has been blowing up my twitter and my facebook for the last few days and that is over this whole situation with The Pac and how you want one thing and how they want another… Heres the deal… Everything that happens in this place goes through me… Im in charge… Period… Now I have heard the requests of the Pac about a match up next Friday Night at Frenzy… Which you would fight a member of the Pac…Which I have chosen to be Gregory Davidson… Sorry Pac… My call… In the Pac Rules Match with all the stipulations they decided on…
CM Punk:But…
Shane:Cut his Microphone… Thank you… Punk… Dont start bitching I dont want to hear it… As heres the deal… You will compete in this match up and if you dont… Well… Theres a door… You have used it before.. This time you wont be able to get back inside… Now to be a fair man… Here is what I am going to do for you… If you survive this Pac Rules Challenge… If you win… You will be apart of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at Unholy Alliances… That’s my ruling… Hope you see things my way…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks to the back…)
Rhino:Shane McMahon laying down the law to CM Punk…
Mark:That he did… As we now get set for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin(c) vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponnent…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Steve Austin and Troy Joseph face to face in the center of the ring..
Rhino:They are ready to go at it…
Mark:Troy Joseph lays in the first shot…
Rhino:Steve Austin fires right back…
Mark:They are trading right hands back and forth right now…
Rhino:Its a slugfest…
Mark:Troy Joseph takes control and backs Steve Austin up in to the ropes… Troy Joseph with an irish whip… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Steve Austin staggers to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges and clotheslines Steve Austin over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going out after him…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of more right hands to Steve Austin and now whips him off right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges in and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now walking around ringside right now…
Mark:He is looking underneath the ring for some sort of weapon…
Rhino:He has found himself a singapore cane…
Mark:Troy Joseph with the cane and he cracks it across the back of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt done…
Mark:He nails him right across the back with that singapore cane once again…
Rhino:He really hit him hard with that shot…
Mark:Steve Austin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is eying him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph swings the cane… Steve Austin ducks the cane shot and now grabs the cane away from Troy Joseph and he nails Troy Joseph right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the head with that cane shot…
Mark:Steve Austin now moving the steel steps around…
Rhino:What is Steve Austin going to do right now?
Mark:Steve Austin has the steel steps…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and Steve Austin nails him right in the head with the Steel Steps!
Rhino:Brutal shot right there with the steps…
Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph right now..
Rhino:As he took a nasty shot with the steps…
Mark:Troy Joseph is shoving him away as he is saying he can continue…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin charges with the steps and nails Troy Joseph right in the head again with the Steel Steps!
Rhino:He nailed him really hard right in the head…
Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph once again…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now moving the other half of the Steel Steps around…
Mark:Troy Joseph is shoving the referee away again…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin is positioning Troy Joseph by the steps…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Powerbomb! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino;Steve Austin just went back first on to the steel steps…
Mark:That was the break that Troy Joseph needed right there…
Rhino:That was a hell of a counter by Troy Joseph…
Mark:Steve Austin is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has struggled to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up Steve Austin and he slams Steve Austin right down to the the steel steps…
Rhino:Second time in a row he went back first in to the steps…
Mark:Steve Austin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now picking up the steel steps…
Mark:Steve Austin is turning around… Troy Joseph nails Steve Austin right in the face with the steel steps…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face…
Mark:The referee is checking on the EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Rhino:Steve Austin is shoving the referee away…
Mark:Steve Austin is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has a steel chair…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:He nailed him right in the head with that chair shot…
Mark:The referee is counting Steve Austin down right now…
Rhino:He isnt moving right now…
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:He is starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Nine and Steve Austin is able to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:So very close right there from crowning a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now rolling Steve Austin back in to the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now waiting for Steve Austin to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Steve Austin in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph has something in mind right now…
Mark:Boston Crab!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is sitting down on the back of Steve Austin…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:He is struggling to get there…
Mark:Troy Joseph wants to be the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Troy Joseph really sitting down on the back of Steve Austin…
Mark:It looks like Steve Austin is starting to fade away right now…
Rhino:We are looking to have a new EWA Total Impact Champion right here and now…
Mark:The referee checks on Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to crawl…
Mark:Steve Austin is able to reach out and is able to grab a hold of the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:The damage has been done to the back of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Steve Austin is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has rolled back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph is bringing the steel steps back in to the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is turning around…
Mark:Steel Steps! Right to the head of Steve Austin!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Steve Austin looks to be out of it…
Rhino:The referee is checking on him right now…
Mark:The count has begun…
Rhino:I think we are going to have a new EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Mark:Five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:There is a little movement…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Te..NO! Steve Austin is able to get back up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges and nails Steve Austin with a clothesline…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has now gone back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Looks like Troy Joseph is bringing a table in to this match up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has a table in the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin looks to be out of it right now…
Rhino:The table has been setup…
Mark:Troy Joseph is laying Steve Austin out on the table…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Here it comes…
Rhino:Wait a minute…
Mark:Its AJ STYLES!
Rhino:What in the world!?!
Mark:AJ Styles leaps up on to the apron… Springboard Kick! To Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph falls off the top rope through the table!
Mark:Steve Austin moved and Troy Joseph went crashing through the table…
Rhino:What in the world is AJ Styles doing out here?
Mark:Steve Austin now hooks up Troy Joseph… Crossface!
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt moving…
Mark:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He is out cold…
Mark:The referee lifts up his arm and it drops…
Rhino:Two more and its over…
Mark:The arm goes up and it goes down again…
Rhino:Im not seeing any movement…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm and it drops… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Rhino:Thanks to AJ Styles… Stone Cold Steve Austin retains the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Troy Joseph was screwed by AJ Styles…
Rhino:Yes he was…
Mark:Who knows how he will react to what happened tonight but we know he will… As we now get set for the Slaughter House….
EWA World Heavyweight Championship SlaughterHouse
William McConnell(c) vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please turn your attention to the Hardcore Theatre for tonights MAIN EVENT.. The EWA World Heavyweight Championship match inside the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
Mark: Here we go. The most dangerous match in the history of the EWA.
Rhino: It’s been six years since we last saw the Slaughterhouse and it took the hatred William McConnell created between himself and Big Daddy Ace to bring it back.
Mark: Our cameras are on site as they’ve spotted Big Daddy Ace getting out of his car.
Ace: I’m here! Where the hell are you, Will?!
Rhino: McConnell isn’t there?
Mark: We did see him on the “highway to hell” earlier this evening. Ace is checking with the ref but it appears there’s been no sign of him.
Ace: Come on, you son of a bitch!
Rhino: This has gotta be McConnell playing mind games.
Mark: Ace slams the hood of his car in frustration. ..What the hell?!
Rhino: Oh my god! Where the hell did that car come from?!
Mark: A car just slammed into the side of Ace’s vehicle! Ace barely got out of the way!
Rhino: That’s gotta be him..
Mark: Ace is back to his feet and he’s running to the passenger side door.. And it just got slammed into him!
Rhino: There he is.. William McConnell is getting out of the car and he tosses the EWA World Title to the referee.
Mark: McConnell has gotten the upper hand already as he picks Ace up and slams him against the hood of that car.
Rhino: Neither man is in traditional ring gear tonight and you’ll soon see why. If you’ve never seen a Slaughterhouse match..
Mark: McConnell is laying in the shots on Ace he as rails away at his head, pinning him against the front of that car. McConnell steps back and stomps right into Ace’s chest!
Rhino: This is a site we’re all too familiar with in this fued..
Mark: McConnell goes in again.. But Ace pulls him by the pants and drives him into the car!
Rhino: Big Daddy Ace just bought himself time there.
Mark: Ace is moving away from the car, gaining his bearings.. McConnell is back up and following him.. He turns Ace around and gets caught with a big right hand!
Rhino: McConnell got rocked there.
Mark: Ace is now on the attack as he’s staying ontop of McConnell and nailing him with hard rights that keep staggering the champion. They’re getting closer to the house now.
Rhino: You can see it in that camera shot.. That two story house somewhere in Detroit that’s been turned into the brutal Slaughterhouse.
Mark: Ace grabs McConnell by the head and tosses him into the side of the house! McConnell stumbles backwards, dropping to one knee.
Rhino: The only way to win this.. I can’t even call it a match, but the only way to win is to make sure your opponent does not get back up by the referees count of ten.
Mark: Ace goes to throw McConnell into the side of the house again, but McConnell blocks and Ace gets slammed instead! And again! And once more! McConnell grabs Ace and throws him to the ground as the move around the side of the house.
Rhino: They’re heading to the back?
Mark: It looks like they are as McConnell continues to force Ace around the house. Ace tries for a double leg takedown, but McConnell blocks it and drives his elbow right between Ace’s shoulders! And it looks like McConnell just set his sights on something..
Rhino: Looks like.. A tool shed?
Mark: I think it might be and McConnell is leading Ace by his head towards it. Ace eats another right hand.. And gets thrown right into the door of that shed by William McConnell! McConnell looking to open the door.. But it’s locked?
Rhino: Guess they didn’t want anyone getting in.
Mark: McConnell is kicking at the door but he can’t quite get it open.. He just grabbed Ace by the head.. Good god! He threw Ace right through that door!
Rhino: He just used the Boston Badass like a battering ram. It got the job done.
Mark: McConnell’s inside now and as you can see, it looks like any other shed.
Rhino: I doubt they thought anyone would be using the shed for this.
Mark: McConnell is pulling tools off the wall, looking for something.. I don’t think I wanna know what, though.. He just got shoved into the wall by Ace!
Rhino: He took his eye off his opponent and Ace took advantage of it.
Mark: Ace throwing McConnell into an adjacent wall, knocking everything off the wall and he’s staying ontop of the champion, stomping away at him!
Rhino: Ace knew he was in trouble and is turning things around.
Mark: Ace now looking around.. And he just pulled a shovel off the wall.
Rhino: This is bad for McConnell.
Mark: McConnell gets to his feet.. And barely gets out of the way as Ace swings that shovel at his head!
Rhino: Just barely..
Mark: Ace goes to swing again but McConnell catches him in the stomach with a kick! McConnell quickly grabs Ace and throws him into the wall of the shed! He holds on and again throws Ace into a wall! Ace stumbles away and falls out the door of the shed!
Rhino: McConnell realised he was in trouble there.
Mark: Wait, what the hell did McConnell just grab?
Rhino: That.. That’s a weed whacker! What the hell is he gonna do with that?!
Mark: I think we’re about to find out.. He’s pulling the cord and he’s getting the damn thing started!
Rhino: He can’t do this!
Mark: He just walked outside the shed with that weed whacker.. Ace turns.. Oh my GOD!
Rhino: He just struck Ace with the end of that weed whacker!
Mark: Ace is screaming in pain as he drops to his knees and tries to get away.. And McConnell sticks it right to his back!
Rhino: He’s mauling another human being with that damn thing! McConnell is a sick bastard!
Mark: Ace is rolling across the ground in pain.. His shirt was torn to shreds and so was the skin underneath..
Rhino: This is why this match hasn’t been seen in six years. Who the hell else other than McConnell would think to do that to someone?
Mark: McConnell just dropped the weed whacker as he follows Ace with a grin on his face. Ace is still in so much pain.. And McConnell slaps him right across the back!
Rhino: And to think this match just started..
Mark: Ace has crawled towards those storm doors that lead down into the basement of the Slaughterhouse and is trying to push himself up.. McConnell is sizing him up..
Rhino: This doesn’t look good for Ace..
Mark: Ace is to his feet.. McConnell charges in! Backbody drop! Holy crap!
Rhino: Ace just tossed McConnell over himself and McConnell crashed right through those doors!
Mark: And he probably fell down the stairs to the basement as well.. Big Daddy Ace turned things around when he needed to.
Rhino: Ace is still recovering from being attacked with a weed whacker and having his skin torn to shreds.
Mark: The referee just moved down into the basement and our cameras are following and it looks like the ref is checking if he needs to count McConnell down..
Rhino: I hope so.
Mark: McConnell is moving though.. And Big Daddy Ace just came down those stairs and kicked him right in the ribs!
Rhino: You know his mid section is hurting after that fall.
Mark: McConnell rolls across that cement floor.. And Ace kicks him in the ribs one more time! McConnell tries to catch his breath as he crawls away from Ace..
Rhino: You can see Ace is still hurting from that mutilating just a few minutes ago..
Mark: Ace just grabbed McConnell by the head and jeans.. And he throws him into a pile of cardboard boxes! And did you hear that sound?
Rhino: Were there explosives in that pile?!
Mark: McConnell is trying to pull himself out of that pile.. Ace just grabbed a smaller box.. And smashes it right over McConnell’s head!
Rhino: That box just exploded!
Mark: McConnell is crawling across the ground, shaking his head as he tries to clear his vision.. Big Daddy Ace once more grabs him.. And throws him right into the hot water heater!
Rhino: McConnell jolted the moment he felt that heat against his skin! Look at him squirm!
Mark: You know Ace enjoyed that. McConnell quickly gets to his feet.. And gets knocked right back down on that floor with a clothesline!
Rhino: His head almost bounced off that concrete..
Mark: Ace continues to stomp at McConnell as the champion tries to crawl away towards those steps heading up into the house.. And up they go.. McConnell is the first through the door.. And he quickly slams it shut on Ace!
Rhino: He was one step ahead and Ace nearly fell down those stairs..
Mark: It looks like McConnell is in the kitchen now. He’s pulling himself up with one of the counters.. The door flies open and here comes Big Daddy Ace! He just tackled McConnell right onto that counter and is laying away with rights!
Rhino: Ace is a house of fire right now!
Mark: Big Daddy Ace drags McConnell off the counter, causing him to land hard on that tile floor. And now Ace is going through the cabinets..
Rhino: I wonder what he’s looking for..
Mark: Ace is pulling can goods out.. And he’s smacking them over the head of William McConnell! Green beans.. Corn.. Spinach..
Rhino: Ew.
Mark: You don’t like Spinach?
Rhino: You do?
Mark: Ace just held onto a thing of tomato soup.. He just got his feet and popped the top off of it.
Rhino: I wonder if we’re being sponsored by Campbell’s Soups to Go.
Mark: With a shill like that, we should be. Ace just tossed that soup into the microwave. What is he planning?
Rhino: Who knows.
Mark: While we’re waiting to find out, Ace is back on the attack as he just opened one of those cabinets right into McConnell’s head!
Rhino: The EWA World Champion on the receiving end for some time right now..
Mark: McConnell trying to get up.. And Ace pulls a drawer right into the side of his head! McConnell goes back down..
Rhino: For his first time in the Slaughterhouse, Ace is quickly making use of his surroundings.
Mark: Ace kneels down and begins laying hard shots to McConnell’s head as talks trash to his former best friend..
Rhino: Well deserved shots, mind you.
Mark: McConnell gets pulled to his feet.. And thrown into the counter top one more time, crashing into several jars!
Rhino: I think I see chocolate chip cookies.. Wait, Ding!
Mark: That ding means Ace’s soup is done. Ace throws open the microwave and grabs the soup.. And throws it right into the face of William McConnell! McConnell grabs his face he lets out a scream of pain!
Rhino: McConnell just darted to the sink as he’s trying to get cold water onto his face.. Ace getting him back for the weed whacker earlier.
Mark: Ace grabs McConnell by the head as he says “Let me help you”.. And throws him face first into the refridgerator! Ace opens the door and pulls out a bottle of water.. And smashes it over McConnell’s head!
Rhino: I don’t think that helped..
Mark: Ace continues digging through the fridge.. And he’s got a bottle of hot sauce..
Rhino: Oh boy.
Mark: And he’s pouring it into the face of McConnell!
Rhino: That’s worse than rubbing salt in any wound.
Mark: McConnell is writhing on the floor as Ace opens the freezer door.. Looks like he’s grabbed a frozen dinner.
Rhino: Mmm, salisbury steak.
Mark: He’s going after McConnell.. But the champion defends himself with a low blow!
Rhino: McConnell’s having to get desperate..
Mark: Both men are down as the ref is checking on them.. He’s starting his count..
Rhino: 1….. 2….
Mark: McConnell just shoved the referee away and crawled to the refridgerator.. He’s got a bottle of water and is trying to flush his eyes out with it..
Rhino: McConnell needs this opportunity to gather himself..
Mark: McConnell finally getting back to his feet as he grabs that frozen dinner Ace had.. Ace starting to get up.. And gets clocked with that frozen meal!
Rhino: That actually looked pretty painful..
Mark: I think Ace would agree as he’s holding his head.. McConnell starts pulling drawers out of the counters.. And he just picked up a fork..
Rhino: I don’t trust him with any sharp object.
Mark: McConnell drops down next to Ace.. And he’s raking that fork across Ace’s face! He’s digging it right into his skin!
Rhino: Christ almighty, this guy..
Mark: He’s trying to tear open Ace’s forehead with that fork.. And McConnell stabs down into Ace’s head!
Rhino: Jesus christ!
Mark: Ace is barely able to pull himself away from McConnell.. And it looks like McConnell isn’t done yet..
Rhino: No. No no no.
Mark: William McConnell just picked up a knife off the floor..
Rhino: Ref, do something!
Mark: McConnell is staring down Ace as he tries to recover from the attack with the fork.. He rears his arm.. And the ref stops him!
Rhino: Thank god! Even in the Slaughterhouse, McConnell was gonna go too far!
Mark: McConnell is now arguing with the ref as he tries to get the knife back, but the ref is telling McConnell he isn’t gonna let that happen.. And McConnell shoves the ref to the floor!
Rhino: What a bastard!
Mark: Wait, Ace is holding onto something.. McConnell turns around to pick him up.. And Ace cracks him over the skull with a frying pan! McConnell goes stumbling!
Rhino: Look at Ace’s face, though.. He’s bleeding all over after that savage attack..
Mark: McConnell stumbled through the kitchen door as Ace is pulling himself to his feet..
Rhino: McConnell has been taking advantage of the fact that Ace isn’t a sick bastard like him. Ace just might have to sink that low if he’s gonna survive this match..
Mark: Ace is moving into.. The dining room. And McConnell blindsides him!
Rhino: Ace took too long..
Mark: McConnell stiffing the hell out of Ace as he tried to move through that door.. And now he’s dragging Ace towards the dining room table.. But Ace counters and hip tosses McConnell right onto it!
Rhino: That’s a thick, solid table, too. With every one it. That was painful.
Mark: Ace just set his sights on a large cabinet next to the table as he moves next to it.. He’s trying to push it over!
Rhino: McConnell’s gonna get crushed!
Mark: The cabinet comes crashing down onto the table! Good god!
Rhino: Where’s McConnell?
Mark: It.. It looks like he just barely got off the table. Ace is making a move for him.. And McConnell slides a chair right into his knees!
Rhino: That stopped Ace in his tracks.
Mark: Ace is holding his legs as McConnell gets to his feet.. McConnell places that chair back up and reaches down to pick up Ace.. MODIFIED DUAL SHOCK! On the seat of the chair!
Rhino: McConnell nailed the backbreaker on Ace with the chair and then dropped him again with a neckbreaker..
Mark: Ace is down and the ref is starting his count.. One.. Two..
Rhino: I think McConnell knows this won’t be enough..
Mark: Three.. Four.. Five.. And Ace is starting to pull himself up.. And McConnell kicks him right in the skull!
Rhino: Didn’t even give Ace a chance to recover.
Mark: McConnell is dragging Ace by the head out of the dining room and.. Into the living room. And he throws Ace over the couch!
Rhino: Ace goes knees first into the back of the couch and over.
Mark: McConnell’s looking around the living room now..
Rhino: Look at all those pictures of EWA superstars..
Mark: McConnell just found one of Big Daddy Ace and he’s scowling at it.. And he smashes it over Ace’s head!
Rhino: I’m sure he enjoyed that.
Mark: He looks like he did. He’s going to grab..
*DINGDONG*
Rhino: ..What?
Mark: I think that was the doorbell.
Rhino: Who the hell would be at the door?
*DINGDONG*
Mark: McConnell looks confused as he moves to the door slowly and opens it up..
Rhino: What the hell?
Mark: It’s.. Purgatory?
Rhino: The cardboard one.
Mark: McConnell looks at it annoyed and shoves the cardboard cutout over..
Rhino: Well that was weird.
Mark: McConnell turning back towards Ace, now..
*KnockKnockKnockKnock*
Rhino: Again?
Mark: McConnell can’t believe it either. He throws open the door.. SUPERKICK!
Rhino: I think you mean Low Card Kick! McConnell just got nailed by Lone Jobber!
Mark: McConnell staggers back.. SPEAR BY ACE!
Rhino: McConnell is down!
Mark: LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino: Now Ace is down!
Mark: Lone Jobber just stood over William McConnell and told him “It’s just that easy”.
Rhino: Sending a message to the man who could retain his title tonight..
Mark: Jobber’s left the front door and the ref has begun his count..
Rhino: One… Two… Three…
Mark: Both men are slow to move after what they’ve already been through..
Rhino: Who knows what else they could do to each other.. Five… Six… Seven..
Mark: They’re starting to get to their feet.. And Ace lifts McConnell up, right into the ceiling fan!
Rhino: Did you hear that thud?
Mark: Ace throws McConnell at the television set! McConnell goes head first as it breaks!
Rhino: Christ, that was loud!
Mark: McConnell slumps to the ground as Ace tries to catch his breath.. And the ref begins counting again..
Rhino: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Mark: Ace is sitting on the couch, waiting for McConnell..
Rhino: Five.. Six.. Seven..
Mark: McConnell’s getting to his knees slowly..
Rhino: Eight.. Nine..
Mark: McConnell’s up. Ace gets to his feet and clothesline McConnell right back down!
Rhino: You can see the blood pouring from McConnell’s forehead after going through that TV set..
Mark: McConnell is again slow to his feet.. And look what Ace just picked up.
Rhino: Looks like someone upgraded.. It’s a Playstation 3!
Mark: He’s lining McConnell up.. McConnell turns.. Drop toe hold! Ace goes face first into the coffee table wrapped in barbed wire!
Rhino: Perfectly normal in the slaughterhouse..
Mark: McConnell bought himself some time with that.. He’s slowly picking Ace back up to his feet.. He hooks him.. Suplex! Through the coffee table!
Rhino: Ace just got that barbed wire dug right into his back..
Mark: The ref checks Ace.. Here comes the count.. One… Two… Three…
Rhino: McConnell is moving back as the ref counts..
Mark: Four.. Five.. Six.. Ace is starting to move.. And McConnell is right on top of him as he pulls Ace to his feet and is dragging him out of the living room.. And throws him right against the banister of the stairs!
Rhino: That banister is covered in barbed wire.. And we have a whole second level..
Mark: McConnell is shoving Ace up the stairs as they move to the second level of the Slaughterhouse.. They’re at the top of the stairs and McConnell throws Ace into one of the rooms, through the door..
Rhino: Lord knows what could be in here..
Mark: The camera follows them in.. It looks like.. Some sort of game room..
Rhino: Do they hunt in Detroit?
Mark: I have no idea. McConnell just grabbed Ace threw him into a glass case! That glass just exploded everywhere!
Rhino: There’s gonna be pieces of Ace’s face all over this house..
Mark: Wait a second.. Look inside that case.. Who the hell set up this room?
Rhino: Why the hell are guns in that case?
Mark: I don’t know, but McConnell is grabbing one..
Rhino: He can’t be thinking what he looks like he’s thinking..
Mark: McConnell just checked to see if that shotgun was loaded.. It doesn’t look like it though.. Ace is somehow still on his knees.. And McConnell cracks him with the butt of the gun!
Rhino: Ace is gonna have a concussion at this rate..
Mark: The ref is beginning to count as McConnell turns his attention to that case again..
Rhino: Maybe Ace needs to just stay down..
Mark: Three.. Four.. Five.. Six..
Rhino: Ace is struggling to get to his feet.. He won’t quit.
Mark: Seven.. Eight.. Nine..
Rhino: He’s up!
Mark: McConnell just aimed a pistol at Ace..!
Rhino: What the hell?!
Mark: The ref is begging McConnell to put it down! Ace is on shakey legs.. Stop this!
Rhino: For the love of god..!
*BANG*
Mark: Oh my god.. Did he..
Rhino: I.. I don’t..
Mark: Wa..Wait. Ace is still standing. Look at the gun. It was a damn bang flag!
Rhino: That’s.. That’s sick.
Mark: And look at McConnell.. He’s laughing his ass off.
Rhino: I hate him.
Mark: SPEAR! THROUGH THE WALL! Big Daddy Ace just exploded and speared William McConnell through the wall and into the next damn room!
Rhino: Holy Shit! That’s what McConnell gets!
Mark: It looks like they’re in a bed room.. With a bed of nails right there in the middle. Good god, I can’t believe the intensity Ace showed with that spear.
Rhino: The ref is counting both men down.. One… Two… Three… Four…
Mark: Ace is starting to stir..
Rhino: Five… Six… Seven…
Mark: It looks like he’ll be the first to his feet..
Rhino: Eight…
Mark: McConnell starting trying to force himself up..
Rhino: Nine…
Mark: McConnell isn’t gonna make it..
Rhino: Te-
Mark: NO! McConnell is up! It’s still going!
Rhino: Unbelievable..
Mark: Ace moves in and lifts McConnell up on his shoulder.. And runs him into that closed door! He backs up.. And runs McConnell into it again! Once more! And the door flies open! McConnell just got dumped in that bathroom!
Rhino: How fitting.
Mark: McConnell on the ground as pulls himself up next to the sink.. Ace turns it on and is washing his face off, cleaning that crimson mask..
Rhino: That’ll get the blood out of his eyes..
Mark: Ace trying to take a breather after all of this.. What’s gonna put either of these men down?
Rhino: The hell if I know.
Mark: Ace dries off his face and starts to pull McConnell back to his feet.. But McConnell rakes the eyes! Ace gets his head slammed against the sink!
Rhino: That didn’t last long..
Mark: Big Daddy Ace staggers his way out of the bathroom, followed by a bloody William McConnell.. Ace trying to move around the bed of nails.. McConnell quickly follows him.. Ace with a hard right to the gut! He gets McConnell on his shoulders! McConnell with quick elbows to the side of Ace’s head! McConnell slides off.. And uses a school boy to run Ace backwards into a wall!
Rhino: Innovative use of a pinning maneuver there..
Mark: The only thing holding Ace up is the wall right now.. McConnell swings up a door and smashes Ace between the two!
Rhino: Another use of this house as a weapon..
Mark: McConnell shoves Ace through the door and they’re out in the hallway now.. McConnell looks into another one of the rooms.. He just got a smirk on his face.
Rhino: What the hell could he see in there?
Mark: Are camera moves in.. Look at all that glass furniture and barbed wire..
Rhino: Good lord.
Mark: McConnell throws Ace into the room and looks around.. He just picked up.. Is that a barbed wire whip?
Rhino: It’s like a cat o’ nine tails whip..
Mark: This doesn’t bode well for Ace.. McConnell is ripping the rest of that shirt off his back.. And he whips Ace right across that already mutilated back!
Rhino: That’s just.. Good lord..
Mark: Ace is rolling on the ground in pain.. And McConnell whips him again!
Rhino: That thing is just stripping his flesh off.. How is he withstanding it?
Mark: I don’t know.. McConnell swings again! Ace rolls out of the way! He just grabbed a glass stool and smashed it across McConnell’s back! McConnell falls to his knees! Ace grabs a glass.. What was that?
Rhino: Doesn’t matter, because it just got broke over McConnell’s back!
Mark: McConnell is rolling around on the ground with glass in his back! Ace just grabbed that whip..
Rhino: Uh oh..
Mark: And now McConnell is getting whipped!
Rhino: What comes around goes around..
Mark: Ace is relentless as McConnell tries to crawl out of that room and into the hallway again..
Rhino: Ace is right behind him..
Mark: McConnell opened another door to protect himself.. What the hell just happened?
Rhino: McConnell just got nailed in the head with a swinging paint can..
Mark: That seems familiar..
Rhino: Just a bit.
Mark: McConnell stumbles down the hallway back towards the stairs.. Ace grabs him from behind.. He’s got him on his shoulders!
Rhino: McConnell’s in trouble!
Mark: No, McConnell slides off! Spinal Tap! Ace got kicked in the back of the head! Ace falls to one knee.. And McConnell drives his knee right in the back of Ace’s skull!
Rhino: Good god, these head shots..
Mark: McConnell is holding himself up by the wall.. And he looks over the banister..
Rhino: What’s he looking at?
Mark: I don’t know, but he just pulled Big Daddy Ace back up.. Wait.. No! OH MY GOD! McConnell just threw Ace through that barbed wire banister and Ace just fell to the first floor!
Rhino: Holy shit!
Mark: The ref is moving downstairs as McConnell drops to his knees at the top.. Ace isn’t moving..
Rhino: That was..
Mark: And there’s the count.. One… Two…
Rhino: I don’t see how he’s gonna get up from this..
Mark: Three… Four… Five… Six…
Rhino: He’s out cold..
Mark: Seven… Eight… Nine… Ten! It’s over!
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and.. STILL.. EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL!
Rhino: It’s over.. William McConnell damn near kills Big Daddy Ace.. And for what?
Mark: I don’t know, but he’s still the World Champion. Good Night Everyone!
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