Glory 2012

Mark:We are sold out here in Dallas, Texas at Cowboys Stadium… 101,276 Fans have filed in to Cowboys Stadium for the Biggest Night in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… This Is Glory!

Rhino:Tonight will change this company forever Mark…

Mark:Yes it will Rhino… For the first time in three months the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when William McConnell returns to the EWA to defend the title against the EWA Vice President Shane McMahon… Inside Hell in a Cell!

Rhino:Shane McMahon has had to put his job on the line for this match up to happen…

Mark:Shane McMahon is risking his job… To bring the EWA World Heavyweight Championship back to the EWA…

Rhino:No other man has ever had to do something like this… And Shane McMahon has stepped up to the plate for this company…

Mark:Love him or hate him… Shane McMahon is doing the right thing tonight for the sake of this company…

Rhino:The only question is… Can he get the job done?

Mark:Shane McMahon believes he can… The people believe in him… But will he be able to overcome William McConnell…

Rhino:I hope he can…

Mark:We shall see tonight… So lets get this night started with our opening contest here at Glory…

Randy Orton vs Big Show vs Edge

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… EDGE!

(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 450 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW!

(“Crank It Up” plays as Big Show enters the arena…)

Mark:Randy Orton and Edge are face to face right now in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Big Show is looking right at both of them…

Mark:Randy Orton and Edge nail Big Show with right hands…

Rhino:They are laying in the shots to Big Show…

Mark:Randy Orton and Edge send Big Show off in to the ropes… Edge and Randy Orton go for a double clothesline…

Rhino:Big Show ducked the clothelsine…

Mark:Randy Orton and Edge turn around and run in to a Double Clothesline for the Big Show…

Rhino:He took both of their heads off right there with the double clothesline…

Mark:Randy Orton has gotten back up on to his feet first… Big Show lifts him up high in the air… Press Slam!

Rhino:That sent Randy Orton out of the ring…

Mark:Randy Orton hit the floor hard…

Rhino:Edge is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Show backs Edge up in to the corner… Big Chop!

Rhino:Did you hear the sound that chop made?

Mark:Yes I did…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:I bet it did… Big Show now with a hard irish whip…

Rhino:Edge is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Big Show with a big clothesline! Big Show covers Edge 1………………..2………………Kickout by Edge…

Rhino:Edge is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Show hooks up Edge… Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:Edge is in trouble…

Mark:Big Show covers Edge again 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Edge…

Rhino:Big Show is now lining up Edge…

Mark:Big Show comes off the ropes… Leg Drop! No!

Rhino:Edge rolled out of the way…

Mark:Big Show is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Edge is back up…

Mark:Edge with right hands to the Big Show and now sends him off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:That staggered the Big Show…

Mark:Big Show fell back in to the ropes…Big Show gets to his feet… Dropkick!

Rhino:That second one took Big Show off of his feet…

Mark:Big Show is now staggering back up..

Rhino:Here comes Edge…

Mark:SPEAR! NO!

Rhino:Big Show moved out of the way…

Mark:Edge is spinning around…

Rhino:Big Show has him by the throat…

Mark:CHOKESLAM!

Rhino:Big Show just planted Edge…

Mark:RKO!

Rhino:Randy Orton came right in to the ring and hit the RKO on Big Show…

Mark:Big Show forgot all about him… Randy Orton covers Edge 1………………2…………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!

Rhino:Randy Orton snuck in to the ring and stole the victory away from Big Show…

Mark:Big Show was in position to win after that chokeslam but one RKO later… Randy Orton gets the victory…

Rhino:Big Show is pissed…

Mark:Later on tonight the EWA’s Future will be decided when Shane McMahon challenges William McConnell for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But its back to the ring for more action…

Syxx vs Alexis Laree

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Beautiful Dangerous” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… SYXX!

(“Make Some Noise” plays as Syxx enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is underway… Syxx locks up with Alexis Laree…

Rhino:They are battling for position…

Mark:Syxx backs Alexis Laree up in to the corner… Syxx goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree ducks and puts Syxx back in to the corner..

Rhino:Alexis Laree is opening up on Syxx…

Mark:Hard forearm shots by Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree now slaps Syxx right across the face…

Rhino:Syxx didn’t like that…

Mark:Syxx now charges out of the corner… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline… Syxx turns around… Dropkick!

Rhino:That took Syxx off of his feet…

Mark:Syxx is now rolling to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:He is trying to cool off…

Mark:Alexis Laree dives through the ropes right on to Syxx…

Rhino:Nice move right there by Alexis Laree…

Mark:Alexis Laree rolls Syxx back in to the ring…

Rhino:Syxx is staggering back up…

Mark:Alexis Laree now climbs up on to the top rope… Flying Back Elbow!

Rhino:Hell of a move right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Syxx 1……………….2……………Kickout by Syxx…

Rhino:Syxx is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Syxx… Suplex! No!

Rhino:Syxx blocked the suplex…

Mark:Syxx counters and hits a floatover suplex… Syxx with the cover 1……………….2………………Kickout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Syxx now whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Hiptoss!

Rhino:Alexis Laree gets back up on to her feet…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Syxx…

Rhino:That took her right off of her feet…

Mark:Syxx covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2……………..3……No!

Rhino:Alexis Laree was able to get her shoulder up…

Mark:Syxx is now dragging Alexis Laree in to the corner…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:Bronco Buster! No!

Rhino:Alexis Laree got her foot up and that caught him low…

Mark:Syxx is now trying to stagger back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet…

Mark:CHICK KICK!

Rhino:She took his head off right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Syxx 1………………..2………………..3…………..NO!

Rhino:Syxx was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Very close right there…

Rhino:Syxx is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now hooking up Syxx… LAREE DDT! NO!

Rhino:Alexis Laree just got driven back in to the corner…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering out of the corner… X-FACTOR!

Rhino:Alexis Laree was planted…

Mark:Syxx covers Alexis Laree 1…………………….2……………..3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SYXX!

Rhino:Syxx was able to pull this one out…

Mark:Alexis Laree put up a tremendous fight…

Rhino:Syxx just was the better person in this contest…

Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line later tonight when CM Punk challenges Lone Jobber… But its back to the ring for more action…

AJ Styles & Bobby Roode vs Troy Joseph & PyroManiAxe

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 455 Pounds… The Team of AJ STYLES and BOBBY ROODE!

(“I Am” plays as Bobby Roode and AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!

(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner…

Mark:Our cameras are backstage right now…

Rhino:What is happening?

Mark:Our cameras are spotting Troy Joseph laid out backstage…

Rhino:He is a bloody mess…

Mark:Troy Joseph is a bloody mess backstage right now… The question is… Who did it?

Rhino:I think I know…

Mark:Who?

Rhino:Look in the ring… Bobby Roode and AJ Styles have a big smile on their faces right now…

Mark:PyroManiAxe goes right on the attack…

Rhino:He is going right after Bobby Roode and AJ Styles…

Mark:PyroManiAxe clotheslines Bobby Roode out of the ring…

Rhino:AJ Styles just attacks PyroManiAxe from behind…

Mark:AJ Styles is putting the boots right to PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:He is just hammering him right now…

Mark:AJ Styles whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him right in the face…

Mark:AJ Styles covers PyroManiAxe 1………………..2………..Kickout by PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:AJ Styles is bringing PyroManiAxe back in to the corner…

Mark:Bobby Roode gets the tag in…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for PyroManiAxe…

Mark:Bobby Roode and AJ Styles whip PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice double team move right there…

Mark:Bobby Roode covers PyroManiAxe 1………………..2…………..Kickout by PyroManiAxe once again…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is now backing PyroManiAxe up in to the corner…

Mark:Bobby Roode with chops across the chest of PyroManiAxe and now puts him up on the top rope…

Rhino:This is a bad position for PyroManiAxe to be in right now…

Mark:Bobby Roode hooks up PyroManiAxe… SUPERPLEX! NO!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is fighting him off…

Mark:PyroManiAxe shoves Bobby Roode off the top rope…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! From the top rope…

Rhino:That took Bobby Roode off of his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Bobby Roode 1……………….2………………AJ Styles comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now stomping away at PyroManiAxe…

Mark:PyroManiAxe staggers to his feet… PELE! NO!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe moved out of the way…

Mark:AJ Styles staggers back up on to his feet and PyroManiAxe grabs him and tosses him out of the ring…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe now hooks up Bobby Roode… THIRD DEGREE BURN!

Rhino:He hit it…

Mark:The STF is locked in!

Rhino:AJ Styles cant help Bobby Roode…

Mark:Bobby Roode is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:There is no places for him to go…

Mark:Bobby Roode Taps Out!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYROMANIAXE!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe just won this handicap match over Bobby Roode and AJ Styles…

Mark:Huge victory for PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:I was very impress that he was able to pull it off…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will crown new EWA Tag Team Champions… But its back to the ring now for more action…

Falls Count Anywhere
Shawn Michaels vs Doug Kinsella

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Falls Count Anywhere Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels strikes Doug Kinsella and nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laying in the shots…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels goes for the clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks the clothesline… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… Clothesline!

Rhino:That took Shawn Michaels right off of his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Shawn Michaels and tosses him to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is going right out after Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Shawn Michaels and sends him off in to ring steps…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels went shoulder first in to the steps…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now picks up Shawn Michaels and drives him in to the Steel Ramp with a Running Powerslam!

Rhino:He drove him hard right in to the ramp…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Shawn Michaels… Suplex! Right back on to the ramp…

Rhino:The damage is being done to the back of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels again 1……………..2…………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is crawling up the ramp right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella charges and kicks Shawn Michaels right in the ribs…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is lining him up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets to his feet… Doug Kinsella charges… Shawn Michaels ducks and back drops Doug Kinsella right on to the steel…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella hit the steel hard…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now staggering back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels nails Doug Kinsella with right hands… Shawn Michaels grabs Doug Kinsella and tosses him face first right in to the Glory set…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nails Doug Kinsella with a big right hand…

Rhino:That knocked him off of his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up Doug Kinsella… Slingshot! Right in to the Glory Logo…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is really dazed…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now goes behind Doug Kinsella… Belly to Back Suplex!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella was dropped right on the back of his head…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Doug Kinsella 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Doug Kinsella… Shawn Michaels slides Doug Kinsella right down the steel ramp…

Rhino:Just imagine a really bad rug burn times ten right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now is looking underneath the ring for something…

Rhino:He has a steel chair…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers up on to his feet… Steel Chair Shot!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels caught him square on with that chair shot…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………2………………Kickout again by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to crawl around the ring right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella with a couple of elbows to the midsection and now shoves Shawn Michaels in to the ring post…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Doug Kinsella lines up Shawn Michaels… DK Cutter!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………3…No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now rolling Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:DK Cutter!

Rhino:That’s a second cutter right there…

Mark:Doug Kinsella sets up Shawn Michaels… Springboard Tornado Senton!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella could have Shawn Michaels right here and now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2……………3………..NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down to the canvas…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Frog Splash! No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way…

Mark:Both men are now getting up on to their feet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is laying in shots to Shawn Michaels right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!

Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Both men are down again…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels nips up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels goes to pick up Doug Kinsella… Small Package! 1………………..2…………3…………..NO!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella almost stole it right there…

Mark:Both men back up on to their feet… Doug Kinsella charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels kicks Doug Kinsella in the midsection… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is spinning around…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Doug Kinsella back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolls to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is bringing the steel chair back in to the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Time Chair Shot!

Rhino:That knocked out Doug Kinsella right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!

Rhino:Big time elbow drop right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band for Sweet Chin Music…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to finish off Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella ducks the kick…

Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… ROARING LARIAT! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels ducks it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Doug Kinsella 1………………..2………………3………………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his revenge on Doug Kinsella for the last few months…

Mark:Doug Kinsella kept sticking his nose where it didn’t belong and Shawn Michaels finally got his revenge tonight here at Glory…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just told Doug Kinsella to suck it as he leaves the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels can now finally move on from Doug Kinsella… As we now get set to crown new EWA Tag Team Champions…

EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Big Daddy Ace & Josh Stewart vs Dante Daevain & The Phantom

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Tag Team Championships… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 523 Pounds… The Team of JOSH STEWART & BIG DADDY ACE… The ROCKSTAR SYNDICATE!

(“Black Days Begin” plays as Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 570 Pounds… Representing The Pac… DANTE DAEVAIN & THE PHANTOM!

(“Wolfpac” plays as Dante Daevain & The Phantom enter the arena…)

Mark:The Phantom starts things out with Big Daddy Ace… The Phantom nails Big Daddy Ace with shots…

Rhino:He is just laying them in…

Mark:The Phantom with an irish whip… Big Daddy Ace with a reversal… The Phantom comes off the ropes and Big Daddy Ace nails him with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That knocked The Phantom off of his feet…

Mark:The Phantom gets back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace with right hands to The Phantom and now sends him off in to the corner…

Rhino:The Phantom is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… The Phantom ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker! By The Phantom…

Rhino:Nice counter right there…

Mark:The Phantom covers Big Daddy Ace 1………….2………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and nails him with a suplex…

Rhino:The Phantom is dragging Big Daddy Ace to the corner…

Mark:Dante Daevain gets the tag in by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom and Dante Daevain are setting up Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Double Gutbuster!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hurting…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………..2…………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain whips him off in to the ropes… Big Boot!

Rhino:He caught him right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Big Daddy Ace again 1…………….2…………Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace needs to make the tag to Josh Stewart…

Mark:Dante Daevain tags back in The Phantom…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Face First Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…

Mark:The Phantom covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2…………3……..NO!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:The Phantom is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:The Phantom charges… Spin Heel Kick! No!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom grabs Big Daddy Ace by the leg…

Rhino:He is stopping him rom making the tag to Josh Stewart…

Mark:Enziguri!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace caught him right in the back of the head…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now crawling towards his corner…

Rhino:Dante Daevain gets the tag…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace tags in Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Here we go!

Mark:Josh Stewart is nailing Dante Daevain with hard shots…

Rhino:He is connecting with some hard uppercuts…

Mark:Josh Stewart whips Dante Daevain in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:That took the big man off his feet…

Mark:The Phantom is back in the ring and he just nailed Josh Stewart with a clothesline from behind…

Rhino:The referee needs to get him out of there…

Mark:The referee is getting The Phantom out of the ring as Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Watch out!

Mark:Big Boot! Right to the back of the head…

Rhino:Dante Daevain caught him right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Josh Stewart… Running Powerslam! No!

Rhino:Josh Stewart escapes…

Mark:Josh Stewart sends Dante Daevain in to the corner…

Rhino:The Phantom tags himself in…

Mark:Springboard Clothesline!

Rhino:That took Josh Stewart off of his feet…

Mark:The Phantom covers Josh Stewart 1…………….2……………..3…No!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom charges… RETURN OF THE STEW!

Rhino:Hell of a kick right there by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Phantom 1…………….2………….3……….NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain comes in and breaks it up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring…

Rhino:Here he comes…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared Dante Daevain out of the ring…

Mark:The Phantom is now slow to get back upo n to his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has The Phantom lined up…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit it…

Mark:The referee is trying to get Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is setting up The Phantom…

Mark:The Phantom is setup on the top rope…HALF PAST DEAD!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1………………..2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions… BIG DADDY ACE AND JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:The Rock Star Syndicate Are the new EWA Tag Team Champions!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Josh Stewart are now on top of the EWA Tag Team Division…

Rhino:Is there a team out there that can stop them?

Mark:I dont think there is right now… But we shall see…

Rhino:Wait… What am I hearing?

(“Absolute Power” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:I know this song…

Mark:I know it too…

Rhino:It couldn’t be…

Mark:Look who it is…

Rhino:Hes Here!

Mark:Its Omega!

Rhino:The Big Nasty Bastard… The Extreme Asshole…

Mark:Omega is walking to the ring and he is looking for some victims…

Rhino:And the victims look to be the Pac…

Mark:Omega is in the ring and grabs The Phantom… SCREWDRIVER!

Rhino:The Phantom has been knocked out…

Mark:Omega is now face to face with Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Two big men are going to collide…

Mark:Omega kicks Dante Daevain the midsection… SCREWDRIVER!

Rhino:Impressive Screwdriver right there…

Mark:This EWA Legend has made his impact felt here tonight…

Rhino:Omega is signaling for someone in the back…

Mark:Here comes Purgatory!

Rhino:Hes carrying a Stretcher down to the ring…

Mark:Purgatory has a couple of men with him…

Rhino:It looks like Purgatory is going to stretcher these guys out of the ring…

Mark:The Phantom has been put on the stretcher…

Rhino:Now Dante Daevain has been put on top of The Phantom…

Mark:Purgatory is trying to carry them out of the stadium…

Rhino:Purgatory and those two men are carrying them out of the arena…

Mark:The stretcher just dropped…

Rhino:Well it was a lot of weight…

Mark:Purgatory says screw it and just leaves them on the ramp…

Rhino:Omega and Purgatory strike here tonight…

Mark:You never know what to expect here at Glory and these 100,000 plus fans are enjoying it tonight…

Rhino:We still have two title matches to come…

Mark:Yes we do… As the Phantom and Dante Daevain are taking out of the arena… We are now set for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs CM Punk

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!

(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber and CM Punk are face to face in the center of the ring… CM Punk lays in right hands to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:CM Punk kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and now nails him with a running knee…

Rhino:That has Lone Jobber spinning around…

Mark:CM Punk nails Lone Jobber with a back elbow…

Rhino:That took him off of his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up… CM Punk with hard shots backing him up in to the corner…

Rhino:He is really hammering him…

Mark:CM Punk whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…

Mark:CM Punk charges in… Lone Jobber ducks… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:CM Punk just got back dropped to the outside of the ring…

Mark:CM Punk hit the floor hard…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going out after CM Punk…

Mark:Lone Jobber drives CM Punk back first in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:CM Punk is holding on to his back…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges and nails CM Punk with a clothesline…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is grabbing a singapore cane…

Mark:CM Punk is getting back up on to his feet… Singapore Cane Shot! Right to the back of CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk sure felt that shot…

Mark:Lone Jobber nails him once again with a shot right across the back…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now sending CM Punk back in to the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber throws the cane in to the ring as well…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:CM Punk staggers to his feet… Double Axe Handle! No! CM Punk nails Lone Jobber in the midsection with the singapore cane!

Rhino:Bringing that cane in to the ring backfired on Lone Jobber…

Mark:CM Punk now has the singapore cane and is just nailing him with repeated shots right across the back…

Rhino:CM Punk is really laying them in…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:CM Punk is lining him up…

Mark:Singapore Cane! Right to the head of Lone Jobber!

Rhino:He laid him out good right there…

Mark:Anaconda Vise!

Rhino:This is bad for Lone Jobber right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:CM Punk is only moments away from becoming the next EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber is fading away right now…

Rhino:CM Punk is screaming for him tap out…

Mark:Lone Jobber is about to pass out from the pain…

Rhino:CM Punk is our new EWA Total Impact Champion it seems like…

Mark:He is moments away from becoming champion…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to move…

Mark:Lone Jobber Gets to The Ropes!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:The hold now needs to be broken…

Rhino:CM Punk is now picking up the singapore cane…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:CM Punk is looking to hit the knockout shot…

Mark:CM Punk drops the singapore cane and now puts Lone Jobber up on his shoulders…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:GTS! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber gets out of it…

Mark:CM Punk turns around… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now picking up the singapore cane…

Rhino:CM Punk is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber swings and nails CM Punk right in the head!

Rhino:CM Punk looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it!

Mark:CM Punk looks to be out cold…

Rhino:The referee is checking on CM Punk…

Mark:The referee is stopping this match up… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion… LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is still on top of the EWA Total Impact Championship division…

Mark:Now everyones focus is on the Main Event…

Rhino:Its the moment of truth right now…

Mark:This could be the end for either Shane McMahon or William McConnell…

Rhino:You know everyone in the locker room will be watching this one…

Fuck the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Hell in a Cell
William McConnell (c) Vs Shane McMahon
*If McMahon Loses, He Resigns As Vice President

Mark: The cell is lowering as we speak, which means it’s almost time for our main event.

Rhino: This is the big one. Everything is on the line.

(“Here Comes The Money” hits over the PA System as Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring)

Mark: Here’s the challenger.. EWA Vice President Shane McMahon. He has put it all on the line tonight.

Rhino: I’m hoping with everything I have that he pulls this out. I don’t want to ever see William McConnell with the EWA World Title again.

Mark: I think you speak for everyone with those sentiments, Rhino. Hopefully, Shane McMahon is able to do it tonight..

(The arena goes dark as the hardcore theatre begins to show an anti-EWA video package)

“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”

(“Wretches & Kings” by Linkin Park hits over the PA system as William McConnell makes his way to the ring)

Mark: William McConnell, wearing the belt upside down, is making his way towards the cell, examining it from the outside.. Shane McMahon on the inside waiting for his opponent.

Rhino: McConnell is just sizing everything up.. He knows he’s the lion in the lion’s den tonight.

Mark: McConnell slams the cell door behind him and he’s got a sick look on his face. Let’s take it to the ring announcer..

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your GLORY 2012 MAAAAAIIIN EVENT! And it is a hell in a cell match FOR the..

Mark: He just stopped and looked at McConnell.

PA Announcer: The.. FTEWA.. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challenger.. From Greenwich, Connecticut.. Weighing in at 236 pounds.. He is the Vice President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance.. SHANE.. MCMAHON!

Rhino: McMahon looking pumped for what is easily his biggest moment in this company’s history..

PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 230 pounds.. He is the.. Fuck the EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLD.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL!

Mark: This crowd is raining a chorus of boos in his direction right now.

Rhino: No one ever thought we’d see William McConnell back in an EWA ring but Shane McMahon made it happen.. Now can he bring the belt home?

(Bell Rings)

Mark: And here we go, your Glory main event between McConnell and McMahon with the fate of the EWA on the line!

Rhino: Neither man is making the first move, circling the ring right now..

Mark: They move in for a tie up.. But McConnell slaps the taste right of Shane McMahon’s mouth!

Rhino: What a prick.

Mark: McMahon with a double leg takedown! McConnell is on his back and McMahon is hammering him!

Rhino: Shane saying “you want it, you got it”!

Mark: McConnell manages to shove McMahon off.. McConnell trying to get back to his feet but McMahon is right on top of him again with a flurry of punches!

Rhino: So much is behind those fists right now, you know this has to feel good!

Mark: McConnell able to get away from McMahon on the outside of the ring.. But McMahon follows him quickly and now the actions spilled to the floor!

Rhino: This is a dangerous place to be in this match.

Mark: McConnell shoves McMahon back and slides back into the ring.. McMahon goes after him.. BIG right hand by William McConnell!

Rhino: That rocked him!

Mark: Shane got thrown off by that right.. McConnell grabs him by the head and knees him right in the gut!

Rhino: This is not what Shane McMahon wants right now. He wants to stay on the offensive! Come on, Shane!

Mark: McConnell whips McMahon into the corner and charges in with a clothesline! He quickly shoves Shane back and nails him with a hard back elbow! And McConnell follows it with a flurry of strikes of his own!

Rhino: William McConnell really nailing McMahon hard.

Mark: McConnell with an irish whip to the opposite corner.. McMahon reverses! McConnell into the corner.. But he charges right out with a clothesline! McMahon ducks! McConnell turns around.. Quick succession of jabs by McMahon and a hard right hand!

Rhino: That’s what I’m talking about!

Mark: McConnell is staggered.. Bulldog by Shane McMahon! He’s going for a cover! One… Not even, McConnell kicks out!

Rhino: I understand what Shane was trying but it’s just too soon.

Mark: Shane McMahon pulling McConnell to his feet.. Irish whip, McMahon ducks down.. McConnell with a stiff kick across the chest of McMahon! McConnell off the adjacent ropes.. Clothesline!

Rhino: He tried to take McMahon’s head off with that.

Mark: McConnell quickly putting the boots to Shane McMahon, stomping away at the Vice President.. McMahon trying to get to the corner but McConnell stays on him.. And now McConnell is just scraping his boot across McMahon’s face!

Rhino: William McConnell is gonna take his time.. You won’t see a pin fall from him until he’s ready.

Mark: McMahon pulled to his feet.. HARD irish whip into the opposite corner and McMahon hits the turnbuckle chest first!

Rhino: Good god, the force behind that..

Mark: McConnell is taking his time, just measuring Shane McMahon.. McMahon trying to get to his feet.. But McConnell drops a knee across the side of his head! And he follows it up with another knee across the back!

Rhino: This is not looking good for McMahon right now..

Mark: William McConnell sitting McMahon up.. McConnell off the ropes.. And he kicks Shane McMahon right in the face!

Rhino: Damn it, come on, Shane!

Mark: McConnell rolls McMahon to his back, placing his knee on the shoulder.. He’s got McMahon’s arm.. And look what he’s doing to the wrist! He’s wrenching McMahon’s arm and pulling back on the wrist!

Rhino: Is he trying to break his damn arm?!

Mark: McMahon is in pain but he’s being kept in place by McConnell.. McConnell lets up, pulls McMahon to his feet.. McMahon pulled back in.. Arm trap neckbreaker!

Rhino: What a move by McConnell..

Mark: McConnell rolling to the outside of the ring.. And he’s looking under the ring..

Rhino: This isn’t good..

Mark: McConnell’s got a steel chair.. And it looks like he’s yelling at some fans..

Rhino: The edges of this cage nearly reach the guard rails around the ring, meaning McConnell can get damn close to the fans..

Mark: McConnell just slammed the chair against the cage.. And he’s laughing at the fans who jumped back.. McConnell getting back in-Baseball slide! McMahon kicks McConnell right in the chest!

Rhino: McMahon saving himself!

Mark: McMahon to the outside.. And he throws McConnell right into side of the cell! And again! And now he throws McConnell into the apron!

Rhino: Look at the fire from Shane McMahon!

Mark: Shane’s grabbing that chair.. Swings! McConnell moves and McMahon hits the apron! McConnell quickly grabs McMahon and throws him back into the cell.. McConnell grabbing the chair now.. Swings! McMahon ducks and McConnell hits the cell again!

Rhino: A close call there..

Mark: McMahon is moving away from McConnell, but McConnell is giving chase with that chair around the ring.. McMahon rolls back into the ring and now he’s telling McConnell to get inside..

Rhino: McConnell isn’t buying it though..

Mark: McMahon still egging him on.. McConnell tries to get on the ring apron.. McMahon with another dropkick!

Rhino: There ya go!

Mark: McMahon trying to not let McConnell back in the ring with that chair.. McConnell just tossed that chair down and gets back on the ring apron.. McMahon is on top of him with lefts and rights! McConnell blocks, grabs McMahon by the head.. Oh my god, what’s he doing?

Rhino: This isn’t good!

Mark: Suplex to the outside! McMahon gets dropped!

Rhino: Thankfully McMahon was able to turn himself and landed more on his feet than anything, but he still landed hard and fell into the cell wall..

Mark: McConnell alone in the ring now.. He’s measuring McMahon on the outside.. Wait, what’s he doing? McMahon to his feet.. McConnell off the ropes.. WOAH! McConnell with a top rope dive to the outside! When was the last time we saw THAT from William McConnell?!

Rhino: McConnell rarely goes high risk anymore, but man did he bust it out for Glory..

Mark: McConnell pulling McMahon back to his feet.. And whips him hard into the cell wall! McConnell charges in! Big boot to Shane!

Rhino: That was a hard kick right there as McMahon was against the wall..

Mark: McConnell turns Shane around and he’s grating his head against the steel, trying to tear Shane McMahon’s skin!

Rhino: This is exactly what McConnell said he was gonna do..

Mark: You can see the pain on McMahon’s face as McConnell pulls him to the floor.. McConnell now pulling McMahon across the outside of the cage and he’s grabbed that steel chair again.. They keep walking.. And McMahon gets slammed into the steel steps!

Rhino: This isn’t looking good for McMahon..

Mark: McConnell’s taking McMahon’s hand and placing it on the stairs.. He’s got the chair.. No! McConnell swings down! McMahon moves and McConnell nails the stairs!

Rhino: Again trying to do damage to McMahon’s arm!

Mark: McConnell looking irritated now as he goes after McMahon.. He misses another swing as McMahon ducks! Kick to the gut by McMahon, he grabs the chair from McConnell and rams it right into McConnell’s mid-section! And now a shot to the back! And McMahon is going to town on McConnell!

Rhino: Get him Shane, do it!

Mark: McMahon nailing McConnell multiple times with the chair as McConnell tries to stagger away.. McMahon with another shot to the back! McConnell turns.. Chair shot to the head of McConnell!

Rhino: That put him down!

Mark: This crowd going wild as McMahon gets the upper hand on William McConnell.. McMahon drops the chair on the ground and grabs McConnell.. He’s going for a DDT! No, McConnell starts pushing McMahon back and they run into the cell wall! McConnell slams McMahon again but he doesn’t let go of the front face lock.. Wait! Northern lights suplex by William McConnell! Shane McMahon gets dumped on the floor!

Rhino: That did not work out for Shane..

Mark: McConnell still groggy from that chair shot as he tries to get to his feet.. He’s making his way towards Shane.. Wait, McMahon has the chair! Shot to the gut! McMahon back to his feet and delivers another chairs hot to the head of William McConnell!

Rhino: McMahon beating McConnell at his own game!

Mark: McConnell is out on the floor.. McMahon tosses the chair into the ring and he’s going back under it..

Rhino: What’s he looking for?

Mark: McMahon tossing a trash can into the ring.. And now he’s got a singapore cane.

Rhino: We’ve seen McMahon use those effectively before.

Mark: McMahon getting McConnell to his feet and rolls him into the ring.. McMahon into the ring now and he’s waiting for McConnell to get to his feet.. Cane shot! Right to the back!

Rhino: You heard that!

Mark: Another hard shot to the side of McConnell! McMahon lighting the so called Nightmare up with that singapore cane! McMahon winds up.. Right to the head! McConnell goes down!

Rhino: What a shot!

Mark: McMahon with the cover! One…….. Two……….. Kick out by McConnell!

Rhino: Still not enough to put him away.

Mark: McMahon getting McConnell to his feet.. Vertical suplex! Another cover.. One……. Two…….. Kick out by McConnell again.

Rhino: McMahon just trying to wear McConnell down.

Mark: McMahon going for the trash can now.. He just put it over the head of McConnell.

Rhino: This is gonna be good.

Mark: McMahon with the chair.. What a shot! McConnell slumps over! McMahon with the cover again! One…… Two……. Thr-No! McConnell gets the shoulder up!

Rhino: He’s getting closer and closer.. Come on, Shane!

Mark: McMahon grabbing the cane again, pulling McConnell up to his feet.. Another hard shot! Shane goes for another.. But McConnell catches the cane!

Rhino: Oh no..

Mark: McConnell rips the cane from McMahon but McMahon quickly goes after McConnell with rights and lefts.. McConnell pushes Shane away.. Cane shot right to the gut of McMahon! McMahon doubled over.. And McConnell cracks the cane over the back of Shane McMahon’s head!

Rhino: That was wicked.. Absolutely wicked. Did you hear that?

Mark: McConnell falls against the ropes, still feeling the effects of those shots from McMahon..

Rhino: But you can see the wheels turning.

Mark: McConnell grabs the trash can and he’s standing it up.. McMahon trying to get to his feet.. McConnell hooks him from behind.. Atomic drop! He holds on! Oh My God! William McConnell just dropped Shane McMahon right on his head on top of that trash can!

Rhino: That was SICK.. McConnell usually follows up the atomic drop with a back suplex.. But that.. That was a Dr. Death style backdrop driver. He had to have learned that in Japan.. And to drop McMahon on a trashcan in a way that it has so little give..

Mark: McMahon is in a heap on the mat right now as McConnell continues to gain his bearings..

Rhino: You know he wants to do more..

Mark: McConnell moving over to McMahon and sitting him up.. And McConnell is hammering away at McMahon’s forehead..

Rhino: McMahon taking hard shots right now..

Mark: He’s biting him! McConnell is biting Shane McMahon’s forehead!

Rhino: This guy is sick!

Mark: McConnell again with the hard rights.. And he’s biting him one more time! I think Shane McMahon might be bleeding..

Rhino: He’s like an animal..

Mark: McConnell shoves McMahon back to the canvas and he’s going over to that steel chair.. He’s yelling at Shane McMahon to get to his feet and McMahon is struggling..

Rhino: Watch out, Shane!

Mark: McMahon slowly to his feet.. Chair shot! Right to the head by McConnell!

Rhino: Look at that sick grin on McConnell’s face..

Mark: I can see from here.. Shane McMahon is bleeding.. McConnell is pulling him to his feet slowly.. DUAL SHOCK!

Rhino: No!

Mark: William McConnell nails the Dual Shock and this could be it..

Rhino: No no no!

Mark: McConnell with the cover.. One………….. Two………… Three… NO! MCMAHON KICKED OUT!

Rhino: YES! Yes, yes, yes!

Mark: Shane McMahon kicked out and William McConnell is staring at the ref like he can’t believe it!

Rhino: McConnell’s telling the ref there’s no way McMahon kicked out..

Mark: McConnell hooks the leg.. One………. Two………. Thr-KICK OUT! Shane kicks out again!

Rhino: Yes, fight it, Shane!

Mark: The wheels are turning in McConnell’s head again.. He just rolled to the outside..

Rhino: Oh no..

Mark: William McConnell is grabbing the ring steps and he’s sliding them into the ring..

Rhino: Come on, Shane, get up..

Mark: McConnell is grabbing those ring steps as McMahon is getting to his knees..

Rhino: We’ve seen this before.. Wait, look at Shane’s hand..

Mark: McConnell hoists the steps up! MCMAHON! With a chairs hot to the steps! Good god!

Rhino: McConnell’s head is caught under the steps!

Mark: McMahon with the cover! One! Two! Thre-No! McConnell gets the shoulder up!

Rhino: So damn close!

Mark: McMahon able to pull that one out and trap McConnell under the steps.. McMahon pushes the stairs over, grabbing McConnell.. Front face lock applied by McMahon and he’s positioning him.. DDT! On the stairs! McMahon with the cover! One! ………. Two! ………… NO! McConnell kicks out!

Rhino: That was a hell of a DDT! But not enough to take out McConnell..

Mark: Shane McMahon looking to keep this in favor.. He’s pulling McConnell to his feet.. McMahon with the jabs now, trying to keep McConnell off balance.. McMahon with a kick to the gut, going for another DDT! No, McConnell lifts him up and throws McMahon back! McMahon lands on his feet! Rolling elbow! McMahon ducks it! McMahon turns around.. Superkick! No! McMahon ducks and McConnell almost hit the ref!

Rhino: You saw McConnell pull back that leg when he realised what was about to happen..

Mark: McConnell turns.. Flying chairs hot! McConnell ducks! MCMAHON HITS THE REF!

Rhino: Damn, not good!

Mark: The ref has been knocked out by Shane McMahon! SUPERKICK! To the back of Shane McMahon’s head! McMahon slumps against the ropes.. McConnell grabs him with an armbar takedown.. He locks the arms.. BITTER END!

Rhino: Another product of McConnell’s tour in Japan! That arm scissor crossface.. McMahon can’t even tap because both of his arms are behind him!

Mark: It doesn’t matter! The ref is down! McMahon is fighting to get out of this hold but he’s in a damn hard place!

Rhino: All this is doing is hurting him..

Mark: McMahon is fading.. This is not good..

Rhino: The only good thing about this is no ref..

Mark: McConnell’s realising that as he’s calling for the ref and no response.. McConnell finally releases the hold but the damage has been done..

Rhino: McConnell’s trying to get the ref going but to no avail..

Mark: Look at McConnell as he’s looking around the ring.. He’s shoving McMahon to the outside..

Rhino: What’s he got in mind..

Mark: McConnell slips to the outside of the ring.. Lifts McMahon up.. STO Backbreaker on the apron! Downward spiral into the cell wall!

Rhino: He just used the environment to perform the Dual Shock!

Mark: He isn’t done though.. He.. He just pulled handcuffs out of his pocket..

Rhino: You have got to be kidding me..

Mark: He’s slapping those cuffs on McMahon.. And he just cuffed him to the cell wall!

Rhino: McMahon is a sitting duck now..

Mark: Shane McMahon is bloodied and has nowhere to go.. And he’s starting to realise what’s happened. McConnell just grabbed another chair from under the ring..

Rhino: Please no..

Mark: McMahon trying to break the cuffs, but it isn’t happening! He’s kicking at McConnell, anything to keep him away! CHAIRSHOT! And another! And now William McConnell is wailing away on a defenseless Shane McMahon!

Rhino: Someone get out here and stop this, this isn’t right! Damn it!

Mark: McMahon just have nothing left to fight with after those chair shots.. He can’t even hold himself up.. And McConnell.. Another chairs hot! Damn it, come on!

Rhino: I don’t think I can watch this anymore..

Mark: McConnell is hammering away now on that forehead that he split open earlier in this match.. And he finally steps away from McMahon..

Rhino: Shane knew what he was getting into.. But damn it..

Mark: McConnell has the keys to those cuffs and he’s unlocking them.. McMahon is free and slumps to the ground as McConnell puts the cuffs back in his pocket..

Rhino: Saving them for later, no doubt..

Mark: McMahon rolled into the ring as McConnell follows.. McConnell is just standing there, mocking the vice president of the EWA as this crowd tries to boo him out of the stadium..

Rhino: I hate him.

Mark: McMahon.. Not even know where he is.. Is stumbling to his feet.. McConnell just waiting for him.. McMahon swings at McConnell but isn’t even close.. McConnell shoves McMahon back down..

Rhino: I really hate him.

Mark: McConnell unfolding a chair and placing it in the center of the ring.. And now he’s dragging those steps back over.. McMahon is pulled back to his feet.. He’s got him hooked..

Rhino: Not another Dual Shock..

Mark: Backbreaker on the stairs! Face first into that chair! Another vicious Dual Shock using what McConnell has around him!

Rhino: This is it, isn’t it..?

Mark: McConnell kneeling next to McMahon, but the ref McConnell had appointed still hasn’t moved since taking that chairs hot..

Rhino: Wait.. Look at the aisle..

Mark: We’ve got two refs making their way to the ring and McConnell is just eyeballing them.. They’ve got bolt cutters and have broken the lock on the cell..

Rhino: Damn it, no..

Mark: McConnell yelling at the ref to count the three.. McConnell pins McMahon.. One.

Rhino: No, no, no..

Mark: Two.

Rhino: No!

Mark: …Wait.. The ref.. That EWA ref has stopped counting!

Rhino: YES! Mike, you’re doing the right thing! Remember who you work for!

Mark: The ref.. He’s saying he can’t do it! He can’t count to three!

Rhino: Don’t let that bastard win!

Mark: But look at McConnell’s face.. He’s getting to his feet and he’s backing the ref into the corner, yelling at him..

Rhino: That second ref just entered the ring..

Mark: Their both arguing with McConnell.. McConnell just shoved one of the refs.. And they shove McConnell back!

Rhino: They aren’t taking any of it!

Mark: McConnell just punched one of the referees!

Rhino: He can’t do that!

Mark: He’s backed the other referee into a corner again..

Rhino: Someone else get out here!

Mark: They can’t! These refs already put their jobs on the line! McConnell’s got the referee by the shirt.. WAIT! ROLL UP! McMahon with a roll up! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! McConnell kicked out!

Rhino: McMahon almost had him! So damn close!

Mark: McConnell right back to his feet.. McMahon up.. Rolling elbow! McMahon’s back on the mat.. And McConnell has his sights set back on the referee..

Rhino: Get out of there, Mike!

Mark: That’s exactly what he’s doing, he’s scrambling to get out of the ring to the door! No! McConnell caught him! McConnell throws the official back into the ring.. And he’s begging McConnell to leave him alone.. McConnell just grabbed him in a front face lock..

Rhino: Leave him alone! He’s a ref, not a wrestler!

Mark: No.. NO! Don’t do this! OH MY GOD.. FISHERMAN’S BRAINBUSTER..

Rhino: He.. He may have just seriously injured Michael Lennox..

Mark: That’s the same move he used to beat Triple H.. And you saw how long Triple H was down for.. This man is a referee..

Rhino: And he doesn’t even care! Look at him! He’s smiling!

Mark: McConnell just rolled to the outside and he’s going to the door.. Looks like he’s trying to lock it back up..

Rhino: He didn’t want anyone to interfere in this match..

Mark: The cell door is locked again and McConnell is getting back into the ring.. McMahon just floored William McConnell! He.. He’s got the handcuffs around his fist!

Rhino: They must have fallen out during the roll up! He just nailed McConnell right in the forehead with them!

Mark: McMahon grabs McConnell’s arm.. And he’s cuffed McConnell to the ropes! William McConnell is handcuffed to the ropes!

Rhino: Payback is a bitch!

Mark: McMahon’s grabbed that singapore cane.. You can see blood started to trickle down the face of William McConnell.. And now Shane McMahon is going to town on the EWA’s nightmare!

Rhino: Yes! Get a piece for all of us, Shane!

Mark: McMahon with everything he has behind those cane shots, lighting McConnell up!

Rhino: And McConnell is handcuffed to the bottom rope, leaving him NO room to maneuver..

Mark: McMahon drops the cane.. And he’s focused on those stairs.

Rhino: Here we go.

Mark: Shane McMahon’s got those stairs and lifting them up.. McConnell is trying to stand up, but can’t because of the cuffs.. McConnell eats the stairs! Caught face first by McMahon!

Rhino: Hell of a shot there with those stairs!

Mark: McConnell looks like he could be out.. McMahon is dragging him to the corner.. And he’s just placed those stairs right in front of McConnell..

Rhino: What is he doing?

Mark: McMahon going to the opposite corner.. He’s climbing to the top..

Rhino: No way.. He isn’t..

Mark: I think he is.. Shane McMahon on the top rope here at Glory 2012.. And he’s going.. COAST TO COAST! RIGHT INTO THOSE STAIRS!

Rhino: HOLY SHIT! McConnell got those stairs kicked right into his face!

Mark: All McMahon has to do is pin him!

Rhino: But we need a ref!

Mark: McMahon crawling to the corner slowly, that coast to coast taking so much out of him.. He’s pushed the steps out of the way and he’s trying to drag McConnell away from the ropes.. But he can’t pull him too far because of the cuffs! McMahon with the pin!

Rhino: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five.. Six..

Mark: It doesn’t matter, the refs are still down!

Rhino: Shane is just lying there, waiting for a ref to start the count..

Mark: Wait, here we go! The other ref from earlier!

Rhino: Frank, hurry!

Mark: Referee Frank Corbin is back in the ring! ONE……………… TWO………………… THREE! NO!

Rhino: GOD DAMN IT!

Mark: William McConnell kicked out of the coast to coast!

Rhino: The ref took too long! It’s not his fault.. But damn it!

Mark: What can Shane McMahon do now.. He’s sitting there, rubbing his face, trying to think of something else..

Rhino: He’s gotta put McConnell down once and for all..

Mark: Shane McMahon is slowly rolling to the outside.. And he’s looking under the ring apron..

Rhino: William McConnell just slid outside the ring as well.. Well, fell out is more like it. Those handcuffs cut McConnell deep and he’s got a lot of blood covering his face right now..

Mark: Uh oh.. Look what we’ve got now, Rhino.

Rhino: McMahon pulling out the hardware again.. And we’ve got a ladder in this match!

Mark: My god, look at the size of that ladder..

Rhino: That’s the big one. McConnell’s over on the other side and he’s got.. Those bolt cutters the refs brought in!

Mark: Shane McMahon has that ladder in the ring.. And he’s still looking under it.. And here comes a table!

Rhino: Oh man, McMahon has something going on in that head of his..

Mark: We have a ladder and a table in the ring now.. McMahon sees McConnell isn’t in the ring and is walking around to find him..

Rhino: Be careful Shane..

Mark: McMahon finds McConnell still on the floor.. Starts to pull him up.. What the hell?! McConnell just spit a red mist into the eyes of Shane McMahon!

Rhino: I.. I think that was his own blood!

Mark: My god, I think you’re right.. William McConnell just used his own blood as a mist to spit in the eyes of Shane McMahon! OH MY GOD! He hit McMahon in the head with those bolt cutters!

Rhino: McConnell was given too much time to regroup..

Mark: McConnell’s opened those cutters.. And he’s digging them into McMahon’s flesh, trying to make that gash on McMahon’s forehead even worse!

Rhino: I’m not sure how much more McMahon can endure..

Mark: McConnell picks McMahon up and rolls him into the ring.. And now McConnell is looking under the ring..

Rhino: What the hell else could be under there?

Mark: Oh.. No.. William McConnell just pulled out the glass chair..

Rhino: This is not good..

Mark: McConnell slides into the ring with the chair and is now watching Shane McMahon on the mat..

Rhino: He’s dropped the chair but now he’s circling McMahon..

Mark: OH MY GOD! He just superkicked the ref!

Rhino: God damn it!

Mark: McConnell just yelled “fuck the EWA” as he pushed Frank Corbin out of the ring..

Rhino: This man has no remorse for anything he does..

Mark: McConnell turns around.. Kick to the gut! McMahon puts him under! He’s got the double underhook and he’s pulling McConnell over the table! PEDIGREE! SHANE MCMAHON PEDIGREES WILLIAM MCCONNELL ON THE TABLE!

Rhino: The move made famous by Triple H, Shane’s brother in law! Shane O’ Mac just planted William McConnell!

Mark: This crowd has erupted but Shane needs to capitalise on it! He’s reaching for that ladder he put in the ring..

Rhino: This could be it..

Mark: My god, look how high that ladder goes.. McMahon now has that ladder positioned in the corner of the ring.. And now he’s pushed McConnell off of that table and is setting it up..

Rhino: McMahon has something big planned here.. He’s gonna try and put McConnell away..

Mark: That table is up and now McMahon has turned his attention back to McConnell.. McMahon pulling McConnell to his feet rams his head against the table! And now McMahon is pushing McConnell onto the table..

Rhino: This is gonna be big..

Mark: Shane McMahon.. Climbing the ladder!

Rhino: Make it happen, Shane! Put this bastard out of all of our misery!

Mark: McMahon.. Slowly.. At the top! He crosses his chest..

Rhino: I’m praying right now..

Mark: LEAP OF FAITH! MCCONNELL MOVES! OH MY GOD!

Rhino: HOLY SHIT.. SHANE MCMAHON CRASHED THROUGH THE TABLE!

Mark: McMahon isn’t moving.. He is not moving at all, Rhino..

Rhino: Damn it.. Just.. Damn it..

Mark: William McConnell is staggering to his feet.. And he just grabbed that glass chair..

Rhino: Don’t do this.. DON’T!

Mark: McConnell is pulling McMahon to his knees..

Rhino: He’s had enough!

Mark: GLASS CHAIR! SHATTERED OVER MCMAHON’S HEAD!

Rhino: No, god damn it!

Mark: Shane McMahon slumps down to the canvas.. There’s glass all over the ring..

Rhino: And McConnell is grinning! I hate this sick bastard!

Mark: McConnell looking around ring side.. He’s yelling at the third party referee who’s starting to come to.. And McConnell going back to McMahon.. He pulls him up again to his knees.. And what a sick gesture..

Rhino: McConnell just acted like he put a gun to the back of McMahon’s hand and pulled the trigger..

Mark: McConnell hooks him..

Rhino: NO!

Mark: SYSTEM SHOCK! Shane McMahon gets dropped on his head with all his weight with that sick fisherman brainbuster!

Rhino: Damn it.. No..

Mark: McConnell.. With the cover.. And the referee is crawling into the ring.. One…………….. Two…………….. Three… McConnell wins..

Rhino: God damn it!

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.. Your winner.. and STILL.. FTEWA.. World Heavyweight Champion.. William McConnell!

Mark: I thought McMahon could do it.. We all did.. But in the end.. William McConnell was just too much for the vice president.. Former vice president of the EWA..

Rhino: He’s sick.. It shouldn’t be this way. This is not how Glory should end!

(“Shut Your Mouth” hits over the PA System as the crowd erupts..)

Mark: Wait.. This ISN’T how Glory is ending! As the cell raises, Lone Jobber is making his way down to the ring!

Rhino: And look what he has with him, Mark..

Mark: But he can’t cash it in. It was part of the contract.. So what is Lone Jobber doing coming to the ring?

Rhino: William McConnell, covered in blood, stands there watching his long time archrival as he gets into the ring and calls for a microphone..

Jobber: Will, once again you show us why you are the self proclaimed Glorious One. Will, hey, no, you turn around and look at me when I’m speaking, I, uh, need to say my piece before I let you leave, been a hard man to contact, I’ve tried the interwebs, sent messengers after you, hell even tried to track you down myself, so now that I have you here, you are going to LISTEN to what I have to say. See a week ago, when you had your lawyer sent over with the contract, work out those little bits and pieces, I was able to.. do one of those things I do ever so well.. get him to do what I wanted without him realizing it. Yeah Willy, that contract of yours was iron clad, no one could touch you, you got everything you wanted and it was good for you big main event. The main event. One match. Which means, look at that, your one match, is over. Your protection, it’s over. Which means THIS.. (Lone Jobber holds up the briefcase) Is back in play.

Mark: Do you hear the crowd, Rhino?! Are we about to see what I think we are!

Rhino: Do it, Jobber! CASH IN!

Jobber: You know what has to happen, Will. You can’t leave until we finish this.

Mark: This could be it.. The last chance to get this belt back..

Rhino: The referee is in place..

Mark: Wait, Jobber’s opening the briefcase.. And he’s handing it to McConnell?

Rhino: What the hell is this?

Mark: Is that.. An EWA contract? What’s happening here?!

Rhino: Jobber handed McConnell a pen..

Mark: He’s.. He’s signing that contract on top of the world championship! And he hands it back to Jobber? What does this mean?!

Rhino: Is.. William McConnell back in the EWA? Oh my god, I hope not.. If so.. Why, Jobber? Why?!

Mark: Jobber’s leaving the ring and McConnell stands there posing.. I can’t believe this is Glory 2012..

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