Tuesday Night Carnage 11-13-12
Mark:We are live in North Charleston, South Carolina for Tuesday Night Carnage…
Rhino:This should be a fun night of action…
Mark:Tonight in our Main Event… Steve Austin will be facing off against the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell…
Rhino:Can Steve Austin stop the unstoppable William McConnell?
Mark:We are going to find out… Plus we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber in action as he squares off against Robert Frost…
Rhino:This is Robert Frost’s chance to prove himself…And he has the chance to do so against Lone Jobber…
Mark:Plus so many other matches… Plus Degeneration X is here tonight as well…
Rhino:They are always up to no good…
Mark:So lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
PyroManiAxe vs Dave Batista
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… BATISTA!
(“I Walk Alone” plays as Batista enters the arena…)
Mark:Batista gets up on the apron and PyroManiAxe nails him with a dropkick knocking him right off the ring apron…
Rhino:Batista hit the guardrail hard…
Mark:Batista is getting back up on to his feet… PyroManiAxe dives through the ropes and he lands right on Batista…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is coming out looking to make short work of the Animal known as Batista…
Mark:PyroManiAxe rolls Batista back in to the ring…
Rhino:Batista is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is up on the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like PyroManiAxe is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Batista caught him in midair…
Mark:Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice counter by Batista…
Mark:Batista covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2……….Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Batista scoops up PyroManiAxe… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Batista covers PyroManiAxe again 1………………2…………….Kickout again by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is trying to get back up on to his feet right now after being driven hard in to the canvas a couple of times by Batista…
Mark:Which you have to figure has to take a lot of you…
Rhino:I would agree with you there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Batista is lining him up…
Mark:Spinebuster! No! DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by PyroManiAxe…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Batista 1………….2………..Kickout by Batista…
Rhino:Batista is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:PyroManiAxe charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:That took him off of his feet…
Mark:Batista is down…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shooting Star Press! CONNECTS!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe hit the shooting star…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Batista 1…………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYROMANIAXE!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe gets back on the winning track here tonight with a victory over Batista…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell in action… As we saw earlier on this evening Triple H and Shawn Michaels were spotted backstage and they bunkered down in the office of Lone Jobber… We have Kent Richardson standing by backstage… Kent…
Kent:Thanks Guys, yes I have been here waiting to see whether or not Shawn Michaels or Triple H would emerge from Lone Jobber’s Office… We arent sure what they are doing in there.. But all we know is that they are here tonight…
(Door Opens)
Kent:Hey Guys!
HBK:So are you sure about this?
HHH:I am sure about it Shawn…
HBK:Well you said you had a plan and well… I guess this plan works…
HHH:Trust me… This will work perfectly…
Kent:What will work perfectly?
HHH:Oh… Hi Kent… Didn’t see you there…
Kent:What are you guys talking about?
HHH:Nothing Kent…
Kent:It sounds a lot more than nothing…
HHH:Kent… You will find out soon enough…
HBK:Lets just say… We had a highly productive meeting…
HHH:Speaking of… We have a conference call to get to…
HBK:Right… Bye Kent…
Kent:Conference Call?
(Triple H and Shawn Michaels walk off)
Kent:Something is happening here… Im just not sure what..I will try and stay on top of this story but for now back to you guys…
Rhino:Triple H and Shawn Michaels are up to something…
Mark:The question is… What? But right now its back to the ring for more action…
Brock Lesnar vs Alex Starr
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Minneapolis, Minnesota…Weighing in at 266 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… ALEX STARR!
(“Our Time” plays as Alex Starr enters the arena…)
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges right at Alex Starr and drives him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Look at Brock Lesnar go…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is just driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Alex Starr…
Rhino:He is trying to drive the air right out of Alex Starr…
Mark:Brock Lesnar whips Alex Starr off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges in shoulder first… Alex Starr moves and Brock Lesnar goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is spinning around…
Mark:Alex Starr hooks him up… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Nice follow up move right there by Alex Starr…
Mark:Alex Starr with the cover 1…………2…………..Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alex Starr hooks him up… Tornadto DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there by Alex Starr as he plants Brock Lesnar with a big DDT…
Mark:Alex Starr covers Brock Lesnar again 1………………..2…………Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alex Starr charges and clotheslines Brock Lesnar over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Big fall to the floor for Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Alex Starr now climbs to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…
Mark:Alex Starr dives off the top rope and lands right on to Brock Lesnar on the outside of the ring..
Rhino:Alex Starr rolls Brock Lesnar back in to the ring…
Mark:Alex Starr is heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is taking another chance right here…
Mark:Frog Splash! No!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar rolled out of the way…
Mark:One high risk move too many right there…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alex Starr is getting up slowly… Brock Lesnar hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Alex Starr 1……………..2…………Kickout by Alex Starr…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is now putting the boots to Alex Starr…
Mark:Alex Starr is trying to get back up on to his feet… Brock Lesnar hooks him up from behind… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Alex Starr was dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Alex Starr 1………………..2………….3……NO!
Rhino:Alex Starr found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alex Starr is dazed…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks him up… Powerbomb! No! Counters in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Alex Starr…
Mark:Alex Starr covers Brock Lesnar 1………………………2…………………3……………..NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar got his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now staggering back up on to his feet… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is in trouble…
Mark:Alex Starr is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SHINNING BRIGHT! NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar rolled out of the way of the Shooting Star Press…
Mark:Alex Starr is staggering up on to his feet dazed and confused…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is setting him up…
Mark:F5!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar hit it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks the leg 1………………2………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BROCK LESNAR!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar pulls out the victory here tonight over Alex Starr…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What is going on?
Mark:There is a picture of Brock Lesnar on Hardcore Theater…
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:The picture is now set on fire…
Rhino:Listen to the laughter…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is sending a message to Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:They will meet next show one on one…
Mark:Should be a good one… As we now get set for our next contest…
Bully Ray vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Hells Kitchen, New York…Weighing in at 326 Pounds… BULLY RAY!
(“Beaten Path” plays as Bully Ray enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Demon Child locks up with Bully Ray… Bully Ray powers Demon Child back in to the corner… Bully Ray with a couple of hard elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:He is hammering him with hard shots right to the head…
Mark:Bully Ray whips Demon Child off in to the farside corner… Demon Child comes out of the corner… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Demon Child staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray now scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Bully Ray pulls him closer to the corner…
Mark:Bully Ray is up on the middle rope…Knee Drop! Bully Ray with the cover 1……………2………Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray goes behind Demon Child… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped Demon Child right on the back of his head…
Mark:Bully Ray covers Demon Child 1……………2………Kickout by Demon Child again…
Rhino:Bully Ray is now waiting for Demon Child…
Mark:Bully Ray goes behind Demon Child again… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Demon Child escapes it this time… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Demon Child covers Bully Ray 1……………2………..Kickout by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Bully Ray is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child charges and clotheslines Bully Ray to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is going right out after Bully Ray…
Mark:Demon Child hooks up Bully Ray on the outside… Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Bully Ray’s head bounced off the ground…
Rhino:Bully Ray is trying to get back up…
Mark:Demon Child charges and drives Bully Ray back first in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Bully Ray is staggering around…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Demon Child has taken control of this match up…
Mark:Demon Child rolls Bully Ray back in to the ring and now goes for the cover 1……………….2…………Kickout by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Bully Ray is now getting back up slowly…
Mark:Demon Child now kicks Bully Ray in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Dropped right on his head was Bully Ray…
Mark:Demon Child covers Bully Ray 1………………….2………………3……..NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray got his shoulder up…
Mark:Demon Child is waiting for Bully Ray to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Bully Ray is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child lines up Bully Ray… DEMON DROP! NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray shoves him off in to the corner…
Mark:Demon Child staggers out of the corner… BUBBA CUTTER!
Rhino:Nice counter by Bully Ray…
Mark:Bully Ray covers Demon Child 1……………….2………….3…..NO!
Rhino:Demon Child was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Demon Child is now staggering up on to his feet…Bully Ray whips him in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Bully Ray is now gathering himself…
Mark:Demon Child is staggering to his feet… BUBBA BOMB! NO! Roll Up! 1……………….2…………….3………. NO! Bully Ray kicks out…
Rhino:That was a nice counter by Demon Child…
Mark:Both men are up on their feet… Both men charge… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Demon Child is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Bully Ray is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Demon Child charges at Bully Ray… Bully Ray ducks the clothesline… Bully Ray spins Demon Child around and nails him with a clothesline of his own…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up…
Mark:Bully Ray scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Bully Ray is now going up on the second rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:Demon Child rolled out of the way…
Mark:Bully Ray is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child lines him up… HEART STOPPER!
Rhino:Demon Child was able to hit the kick right there…
Mark:Demon Child covers Bully Ray 1…………………2…………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray got his shoulder up…
Mark:Demon Child thought he had him down for the count right there…
Rhino:Bully Ray is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Cross Arm Breaker!
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to lock it in…
Mark:Bully Ray is trying to quickly get to the ropes…
Rhino:Demon Child has been training in MMA since he has been gone…
Mark:Bully Ray is able to get to the ropes before Demon Child could fully get it locked in…
Rhino:Demon Child is now lining up Bully Ray…
Mark:Low Dropkick right to the head…
Rhino:Demon Child is now looking to put Bully Ray away right here and now…
Mark:Bully Ray is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He looks to be dazed…
Mark:Demon Child sets him up… DEMON DROP! NO! Counter… BUBBA BOMB!
Rhino:What A counter!
Mark:Bully Ray covers Demon Child 1…………………….2……………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BULLY RAY!
Rhino:Bully Ray just pulled out the victory over Demon Child…
Mark:What a back and forth battle this was…
Rhino:Demon Child was on the verge of victory but Bully Ray was able to counter the Demon Drop and hit the Bubba Bomb for the win…
Mark:Kent Richardson has another report for us backstage… Kent…
Kent:Thanks guys…Triple H and Shawn Michaels just walked out the conference room here with smiles on their faces…
Rhino:What do you think it means?
Kent:Im not sure… But they seemed happy with whatever the outcome of the conference call was… I am going to try and track them down a little later and hopefully get an answer…
Big Daddy Ace vs Syxx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… SYXX!
(“Make Some Noise” plays as Syxx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Bottom” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Syxx with a dropkick right to Big Daddy Ace as he got in to the ring…
Rhino:That caught Big Daddy Ace off guard…
Mark:Syxx now puts kicks right to Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Rhino:He is laying in the kicks…
Mark:Roundhouse Kick! By Syxx…
Rhino:That knocks Big Daddy Ace down in the corner…
Mark:Syxx is going right for the kill early in this match up…
Rhino:Here comes Syxx…
Mark:Syxx charges…Bronco Buster! No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his boot up…
Mark:That wasn’t a place Syxx wanted a boot…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Syxx off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Syxx gets right back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to find his groove…
Mark:Syxx is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Syxx is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up on his shoulder… Syxx escapes… School Boy! 1………………….2…………….3…No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to kick out…
Mark:Syxx now lines up Big Daddy Ace… Roundhouse Kick! No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to duck the kick…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a hard irish whip…
Rhino:Syxx is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace really connected with that spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is calling for it here…
Rhino:Syxx is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Syxx 1…………….2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Strong victory for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:He was impressive here tonight… As we now get set to see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action…
Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Robert Frost
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Buffalo, New York… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… ROBERT FROST!
(Robert Frost’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber locks up with Robert Frost… Robert Frost counters in to a side head lock in on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is grinding away with that headlock…
Mark:Robert Frost gets shoved off in to the ropes… Robert Frost comes off the ropes and Lone Jobber goes for a hip toss… Robert Frost blocks and nails Lone Jobber with a hip toss…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up…
Mark:Robert Frost nails him with another hip toss…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up again…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Robert Frost… Robert Frost ducks the clothesline… Backslide! 1………..2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets up on to his feet…
Mark:Arm Drag!
Rhino:Robert Frost is one step ahead of the EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber fights his way back up on to his feet and backs Robert Frost up in to the corner…
Rhino:Robert Frost is asking for a clean break…
Mark:Lone Jobber argues and then the referee backs him up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now pushing the referee aside…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in… Robert Frost gets his boots up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around..
Mark:Robert Frost hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! Cover by Robert Frost 1…………..2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Robert Frost is taking it to the EWA Total Impact Champion so far…
Mark:Lone Jobber clearly wasn’t expecting this type of effort by Robert Frost…
Rhino:I dont think he was…
Mark:Robert Frost now hooks up Lone Jobber… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Robert Frost charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks and pulls down the top rope and Robert Frost goes flying to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That didn’t go as Robert Frost had planned…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls to the outside after Robert Frost and now grabs him by the head and rams it in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Robert Frost is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:He took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now rolling Robert Frost back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is headng up on to the top rope…
Mark:Robert Frost staggers back up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! Lone Jobber covers Robert Frost 1…………..2……….Kickout by Robert Frost…
Rhino:Robert Frost is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is taking back control…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now pulling Robert Frost back up on to his feet… Hertiage!
Rhino:That could be it right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Robert Frost 1………………2……………3…NO!
Rhino:Robert Frost was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Robert Frost to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him in position…
Mark:Robert Frost staggers up on to his feet… Low Card Kick! No!
Rhino:Robert Frost ducked the kick…
Mark:Quick Roll Up! 1……………….2…………..3………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber kicks out…
Mark:Both men up on their feet… Lone Jobber charges in and Robert Frost kicks him in the midsection… OBLIVION!
Rhino:Robert Frost could have him right here…
Mark:Robert Frost with the cover 1……………2………………3…….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Robert Frost is now calling for it right here and now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slow to get up…
Mark:VERTIGO! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber counters with a back body drop…
Mark:Robert Frost is staggering up on to his feet… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That time Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Before Robert Frost could fall over Lone Jobber hits the Gimmick…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………………2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls out the victory here tonight over Robert Frost…
Mark:I am being told right now Kent Richardson has caught up with Degeneration X… Kent…
Kent:Thanks guys… I am standing here with both Shawn Michaels and Triple H… Guys is there anything you can tell us about what the meeting you had was all about?
HBK:So what do you think we should say?
HHH:Im not sure… Is there anything we really can say?
HBK:He is standing here with his puppy dog eyes looking for an answer…
HHH:I know that Shawn… But quite frankly what has he ever done for us?
HBK:He got us coffee that one time…
HHH:Did we even ask him for that coffee?
HBK:No we didn’t… That’s a good point right there… But we should say something?
HHH:I know we should… But at the same time… We shouldn’t…
HBK:True…. Kent… Our answer is… It went well…
Kent:It went well?
HBK:Yes…
Kent:What went well?
HBK:It went well…
Kent:What is It?
HBK:It! Sheesh you dont know what is?
Kent:No…
HBK:Hunter, you know what It is right?
HHH:Yes and It Went Well…
HBK:See…
Kent:That doesn’t help me any…
HBK:Just wait and see… What happened in that meeting… Well…
HHH:I think that’s enough…
HBK:Wish I could tell you more… But as you can see… We gotta go…
Kent:Go where…
HBK:There… Bye Kent!
Kent:But guys!
Rhino:It seems like Kent Richardson is on top of the story as always…
Mark:Lets get set for our Main Event…
Non Title Match
William McConnell vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall…Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”
Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Steve Austin charges after William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell ducks out of the ring…
Mark:Steve Austin is chasing him around the ring… William McConnell slides back in to the ring… Steve Austin follows him back in… Baseball Slide!
Rhino:The World Champion just suckered Steve Austin right there…
Mark:William McConnell is now putting the boots to Steve Austin…
Rhino:He is just stomping him in to the mat…
Mark:William McConnell is now pulling Steve Austin back up on to his feet and nails him with a Float Over Suplex! Cover 1…………….2……..Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:William McConnell with a huge knife edge chop right across the chest of Steve Austin…
Rhino:He lit up his chest with that chop…
Mark:William McConnell with an irish whip… Steve Austin with a hard reversal and William McConnell flips over the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell staggers around…
Mark:Steve Austin nails him with a huge clothesline!
Rhino:Nice shot right there…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes and drops the elbow right in to the face of William McConnell…
Rhino:He caught him good…
Mark:Steve Austin covers William McConnell 1………………2……….Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin charges and clotheslines William McConnell to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is going right out after William McConnell…
Mark:Steve Austin has the EWA World Champion and whips him right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:William McConnell is holding on to his shoulder…
Mark:Steve Austin grabs William McConnell and now throws him shoulder first right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is hurting…
Mark:Steve Austin rolls William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:Steve Austin kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Steve Austin could have the EWA World Champion right here and now…
Mark:Steve Austin covers William McConnell 1………………….2………….3..No!
Rhino:William McConnell was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to drag himself to the corner…
Rhino:He is trying to back off…
Mark:Steve Austin stomps away at William McConnell in the corner…
Rhino:He is stomping a mudhole in him and walking him dry…
Mark:Steve Austin is now pulling William McConnell out of the corner… Steve Austin hooks up William McConnell… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:William McConnell is in trouble…
Mark:Steve Austin covers William McConnell 1…………….2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Close nearfall right there…
Rhino:William McConnell is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell counters…
Mark:Steve Austin gets sent off in to the ropes… Superkick! No!
Rhino:Steve Austin catches the foot…
Mark:Steve Austin spins William McConnell around… Clothesline! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell ducks the clothesline…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Steve Austin… Atomic Drop! Followed by a back suplex!
Rhino:That combination works for William McConnell right there and Steve Austin is in trouble…
Mark:William McConnell covers Steve Austin 1……………2…………..Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up Steve Austin… Russian Leg Sweep! No!
Rhino:Steve Austin is fighting out of it…
Mark:Steve Austin now whips William McConnell in to the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin now puts William McConnell up on the top rope…
Mark:Steve Austin hooks him up… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell fights him off…
Mark:William McConnell knocks Steve Austin off the top rope…
Rhino:William McConnell is now coming off the top rope…
Mark:Steve Austin gets back up on to his feet… Rolling Elbow!
Rhino:That has Steve Austin dazed…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:William McConnell hit it…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg 1…………………2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:And William McConnell gets another victory…
Mark:Another victory for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion as he heads in to November 2 Dismember as the champion…
Rhino:Is there anyone in the EWA Who is going to be able to stop him?
(“Break It Down” plays as Triple H and Shawn Michaels walk out on to the stage…)
Mark:Well maybe there is…
Rhino:You might just be right…
HBK:What is up Will? How are ya?
HHH:I dont think he wants to talk to us…
HBK:Why dont you think he wants to talk to us?
HHH:I think he hates our guts…
HBK:What did we ever do to him?
HHH:I dont think we have ever done anything to him…
HBK:He doesn’t look happy…
HHH:When does he ever look happy?
HBK:Um… Good point…
HHH:Anyway… What a show this was tonight Shawn…
HBK:I know I was entertained… From what I saw of it anyways…
HHH:Right… I would agree… From what I was able to see I was impressed by the stuff I saw in this ring….
HBK:Wish we could have seen the entire show however…
HHH:Yeah we wish we could have… Because as you know we are students of the game and we watch anything we can… But we didn’t get the chance to see this entire show… For a few reasons…
HBK:One is that Kent Richardson was stalking us…
HHH:Yeah dude what is up with that? Anyway… The other reason is that Shawn and I were busy… We were involved in a couple of meetings today… Since you know Shawn and I are just hanging out according to Big Daddy Ace…
HBK:Yeah Ace… Dont think we didn’t hear what you said…
HHH:So as Shawn and I were hanging out we we hanging out in a meeting in Lone Jobber’s office and well… Since he didn’t ever come to his office while we were there…
HBK:I think he was scared of us…
HHH:Possibly.. But we were sitting in his office waiting and well as we were we came across this letter written by Lone Jobber… And he was talking about how Shawn and I are two of the most dominant competitors in the EWA’s History… As he was going over the wikipedia page and he noted all these stats that we have… But whats interesting about this letter is that he was recommending that Shawn and I get some sort of role within this company… Shawn why dont you tell everyone what the letter said…
HBK:It stated and I Quote… Shawn Michaels and Triple H deserve to be the new EWA Comnissioners…
HHH:Now that’s high praise from Lone Jobber…
HBK:I agree…
HHH:Now since it was sitting on Lone Jobber’s desk in his office and we noticed he has been busy and such… We went ahead and sent off this letter to the EWA Executive Committee earlier tonight… They took notice and Shawn and I had a conference call with them about an hour or so ago… The board asked about the letter and we told them we were as shocked as they were that he wrote it… But since it was on the official Lone Jobber Presidential Letterhead… The EWA Executive Committee decided to approve this proposal of Lone Jobbers…
Rhino:Are they saying what I think they are?
Mark:I think they are…
HHH:So from this point on… Shawn Michaels and myself… Better known as Degeneration X… Are hereby… On the authority of the EWA Executive Committee… The NEW EWA Commissioners!
(Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Rhino:Well this is a hell of a surprise!
Mark:Look at William McConnell… He can not believe it…
HBK:So unlike before when we said we ran this place and had no power… Now we actually do have power… So boys and girls… The fun is about to begin…
HHH:Oh it will… And because we are now in charge we are going to shake things up…
Crowd:DX…DX…DX!
HBK:So with that said… We look forward to working with everyone and well… If you arent down with that… We got TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Crowd:SUCK IT!
Mark:Degeneration X Is now In charge of the EWA… What will happen at November 2 Dismember… Good Night Everyone!
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