Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2012

Mark:Welcome to the first Pay Per View of the Year… Welcome to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… Live from Pittsburgh, Pa… And what a night of matches we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:We are kicking it off with a bang tonight…

Mark:In our Main Event it will be Lone Jobber defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Dante Daevain in a Falls Count Anywhere Match…

Rhino:Can Dante Daevain finally put an end to the title reign of Lone Jobber?

Mark:Many believe that he possibly could…

Rhino:I cant wait to see it…

Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Shawn Michaels battles Elvis Jones…

Rhino:That should be a fun match…

Mark:A personal battle will take place when William McConnell battles Big Daddy Ace in an I Quit match…

Rhino:Which one will say I Quit? As these two have been waiting to get at each other for months…

Mark:It should be a hell of a night and lets get to our opening contest here at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

James Farrell vs Minimum Rage

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Representing The Horsemen…JAMES FARRELL!

(“Hepburn Heights” plays as Jame Farrell enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toledo, Ohio… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… MINIMUM RAGE!

(“Happy” plays as Minimum Rage enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Minimum Rage nails James Farrell with right hands…

Rhino:He is just laying them in right now…

Mark:Minimum Rage whips James Farrell off in to the ropes… Reversal by James Farrell… Minimum Rage comes off the ropes and James Farrell nails him with a back elbow…

Rhino:Minimum Rage gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell hooks him up for a suplex… Minimum Rage blocks it and nails him with a suplex of his own…

Rhino:Nice counter exchange right there…

Mark:Minimum Rage is now putting the boots to James Farrell…

Rhino:He is just stomping away at him right now…

Mark:Minimum Rage comes off the ropes… Leg Drop! As Minimum Rage goes for the cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout by James Farrell…

Rhino:James Farrell is now getting back up slowly…

Mark:Minimum Rage hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Minimum Rage covers James Farrell again 1……………..2……………Kickout by James Farrell…

Rhino:James Farrell is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Minimum Rage charges in… James Farrell nails him with a back elbow…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is staggering around…

Mark:James Farrell comes out of the corner and nails him with a clothesline! James Farrell covers Minimum Rage 1…………………….2………..Kickout by Minimum Rage…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell hooks him up… Spinebuster!

Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…

Mark:James Farrell covers Minimum Rage 1…………………..2……………….Kickout again by Minimum Rage…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell is now waiting for Minimum Rage to turn around…

Rhino:He is has him lined up…

Mark:Boston Massacre! No!

Rhino:Minimum Rage shoves him off…

Mark:He sent him hard in to the corner…

Rhino:James Farrell is staggering around…

Mark:Minimum Rage spins him around… DDT!

Rhino:He planted him with that DDT…

Mark:Minimum Rage covers James Farrell 1……………………2…………….3…No!

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Minimum Rage is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:James Farrell is still down on the mat…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! No!

Rhino:Minimum Rage missed as James Farrell rolled out of the way…

Mark:James Farrell is now back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Minimum Rage is staggering up…

Mark:BOSTON MASSACRE!

Rhino:Minimum Rage has been laid out right there…

Mark:James Farrell now hooks up Minimum Rage… END OF DAYS!

Rhino:He has him locked in the Triangle Choke…

Mark:There is no place for Minimum Rage to go…

Rhino:He is far from the ropes…

Mark:Minimum Rage Taps Out!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAMES FARRELL!

Rhino:James Farrell gets a win here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:James Farrell celebrates his victory in the ring over Minimum Rage….

(Lights Go Dark and a Spotlight is on Hardcore Theatre)

Rhino:Whats going on here…

Mark:A Message is coming up on Hardcore Theatre…

“James Farrell… This Game Has Just Become Deadly”

(Lights turn back on)

Rhino:What does that mean?

Mark:I think I have an idea… But we will have to see… But its now back to the ring for more action…

The Phantom vs Uncle Sam

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Pac… THE PHANTOM!

(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Ft. Wayne, Indiana… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… UNCLE SAM!

(“Happy” plays as Uncle Sam enters the arena…)

Mark:The Phantom connects with a couple of strikes right to Uncle Sam… The Phanton backs Uncle Sam in to the ropes and now sends him for a ride off in to the far side… Uncle Sam comes off the ropes… Clothesline!

Rhino:Uncle Sam gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom with a couple of hard kicks to Uncle Sam and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:Drives him right in to the mat…

Mark:The Phantom covers Uncle Sam 1…………….2…………Kickout by Uncle Sam…

Rhino:Uncle Sam is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:The Phantom goes to hook him up for a DDT but Uncle Sam powers him back in to the corner…

Rhino:He drove him hard in to the corner…

Mark:Uncle Sam is now just driving his shoulder right in to the midsection…

Rhino:He is just hammering him right there…

Mark:Uncle Sam now whips The Phantom off in to the farside corner… Uncle Sam charges in and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:The Phantom is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Uncle Sam with a kick to the midsection… Facebuster!

Rhino:He drove him face first right in to the mat…

Mark:Uncle Sam covers The Phantom 1………………..2…………Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:Uncle Sam is now just putting the boots to The Phantom…

Mark:Uncle Sam pulls him up on to his feet… Swinging Neckbreaker! As Uncle Sam goes for another cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout again by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is struggling right now…

Mark:Uncle Sam is taunting the crowd at the moment…

Rhino:The Phantom is slowly getting up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Uncle Sam charges in… The Phantom moves out of the way…

Rhino:Uncle Sam is now staggering around…

Mark:Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Uncle Sam…

Rhino:That caught him good…

Mark:Uncle Sam is dazed on his feet… Single Arm DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there by The Phantom…

Mark:Uncle Sam is now getting back up…

Rhino:The Phantom is setting him up…

Mark:Shoulder Breaker!

Rhino:You can see what The Phantom is doing right here…

Mark:He is setting up for In Confession…

Rhino:I was just going to say he is working on the arm and shoulder… But that works too…

Mark:Uncle Sam is holding on to his arm… As The Phantom hooks him up… MOMENT OF SILENCE!

Rhino:Nice twisting neckbreaker right there…

Mark:The Phantom hooks him up now… IN CONFESSION!

Rhino:There it is… Like you said…

Mark:Uncle Sam is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:The Phantom has it really locked in…

Mark:Uncle Sam Taps Out!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE PHANTOM!

Rhino:The Phantom gets back on the winning track here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:It was a strong victory for him… Still to come tonight we will see The Phantom’s partner in the pac Dante Daevain challenge Lone Jobber for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But its back to the ring for our next contest…

CM Punk vs The Crow

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…CM PUNK!

(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 270 Pounds… THE CROW!

(“Twist of Cain” plays as The Crow enters the arena…)

Mark:CM Punk locks up with The Crow and The Crow backs him right in to the corner and just lays in the shots to the midsection…

Rhino:He is just hammering away at the midsection of CM Punk…

Mark:The Crow pulls CM Punk out of the corner and nails him knees right to the midsection… The Crow hooks him up and nails him with a Float Over Suplex! The Crow hooks the leg 1………………..2……………Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Crow picks up CM Punk… CM Punk shoves him away…

Rhino:Here comes The Crow…

Mark:The Crow charges… CM Punk ducks the clothesline… The Crow turns around and CM Punk nails him with a kick right to the side of the ribs of The Crow…

Rhino:CM Punk is continuing with the kicks…

Mark:CM Punk whips The Crow off in to the ropes… Dropkick! By CM Punk…

Rhino:He nailed him with hard kicks and then caught him straight on with that dropkick…

Mark:CM Punk covers The Crow 1………………….2……………..Kickout by The Crow…

Rhino:The Crow is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk charges at The Crow… Running Enziguri! Ducked!

Rhino:The Crow saw it coming…

Mark:CM Punk staggers up… The Crow hooks him up… Front Face Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:He just drove him face first in to the mat…

Mark:The Crow covers CM Punk 1………………..2……………Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:The Crow putting the boots to CM Punk…

Mark:CM Punk gets back up on to his feet… The Crow hooks him up… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Drops him right on his head with that DDT…

Mark:The Crow covers CM Punk again 1………………..2………..Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Crow hooks him up… Brainbuster!

Rhino:CM Punk is in trouble now…

Mark:CM Punk was dropped on his head for a third straight time and now The Crow covers CM Punk 1………………..2……………….3..No!

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:The Crow is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Hes looking to take a chance right here…

Mark:CM Punk staggers up on to his feet and he falls back in to the ropes…

Rhino:The Crow just got crotched on the top rope…

Mark:CM Punk is now climbing up the top rope…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:Hurricanranna From the Top Rope! By CM Punk…

Rhino:Hell of a move right there…

Mark:CM Punk now covers The Crow 1…………………….2…………..3…No!

Rhino:The Crow was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Close one right there…

Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for The Crow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk sets up The Crow… GO TO SLEEP!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:CM Punk covers The Crow 1…………………..2…………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!

Rhino:CM Punk with an impressive win here tonight…

(Lights Go Out and a Spotlight is on Hardcore Theatre)

Rhino:Another Message?

Mark:Look.. That’s James Farrell and hes bleeding…

Rhino:Who could have done this?

Mark:CM Punk is pissed off…

Rhino:Look in the ring!

Mark:CM Punk doesn’t see him…

Rhino:Its Alan Matthews!

Mark:Alan Matthews spins CM Punk around… DEADLY DRIVER!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is back!

Mark:And he has a score to settle with his former Tag Team Partners in the Horsemen…

Rhino:Alan Matthews leaves through the crowd but he has sent a message to both CM Punk and James Farrell…

Mark:Things are getting interesting around here… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

Alexis Laree vs Micheal Mars

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 252 pounds… MICHEAL MARS!

(“Im a Boss” plays as Micheal Mars enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Mark:Alexis Laree locks up with Micheal Mars… Micheal Mars backs Alexis Laree right up in to the ropes…

Rhino:The referee steps in for a clean break…

Mark:Micheal Mars goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree ducks and starts to nail him with forearm shots…

Rhino:She is laying them in…

Mark:Alexis Laree with a full head of steam… Micheal Mars ducks and back drops Alexis Laree over the top rope…

Rhino:Alexis Laree lands on the ring apron…

Mark:Micheal Mars turns around and Alexis Laree drives her shoulder right in to the midsection of Micheal Mars…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is spinning around…

Mark:Alexis Laree with a slingshot… Flying Clothesline! By Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Micheal Mars 1………………2…………Kickout by Micheal Mars…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Monkey Flip! No!

Rhino:Micheal Mars held on to the ropes…

Mark:Alexis Laree’s head bounced off the canvas…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Micheal Mars charges out of the corner and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:He laid her out with a hard clothesline…

Mark:Micheal Mars covers Alexis Laree 1…………….2………….Kickoout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:She is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Voice Over PA System:The Following Announcement Has Been Paid for by ZeroKool Productions.

Rhino:What is this? A Video?

(Foortage Begins to Air)

Tired of Phonies?

Tired of Fakes?

Tired of the Same Old Typical Wrestling Character?

Well, times are changing,as the EWA is about to experience a Reality Check.

The Real Deal Is Coming….

BACK!

Voice Over Pa System:The Proceeding Announcement Was Paid For by ZeroKool Productions.

(Footage Ends)

Rhino:That was a first…

Mark:Someone actually bought time during a match… I will say that is a first…

Rhino:We should get back to the action…

Mark:Yes we should…As Micheal Mars is heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is laid out…

Mark:Corkscrew Moonsault! No!

Rhino:Alexis Laree rolled out of the way…

Mark:She was able to roll out of the way at the last second…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Micheal Mars is back up…

Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Micheal Mars… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Micheal Mars is out on his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks him up… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Micheal Mars was planted…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Micheal Mars 1………………..2………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Alexis Laree comes out on top with the victory tonight…

Mark:Its now time for two men to solve their issues in the I Quit Match…

I Quit Match
Big Daddy Ace Vs William McConnell

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is an I QUIT MATCH..

(“Giving In” hits over the PA system..)

PA Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL!

Mark: Here’s the man that has done everything to make Big Daddy Ace’s life a living hell..

Rhino: Tonight, Ace gets to make his life a living hell.

(“The Bottom” hits over the PA System..)

PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From Boston, Massa..

Mark: Big Daddy Ace is making a bee line for the ring! McConnell tries to cut him off with a baseball slide! No, Ace sidesteps and McConnell slides out of the ring and now they’re going at it with the fists!

Rhino: The ref just rang the bell and this match is on!

Mark: They are just throwing hands at each, trying to gain the upper hand! You can see the animosity with every blow! Ace rocks McConnell with a body shot and gets the upper hand as he forces McConnell against the guard rail.. Ace backs up.. BIG Clothesline sends McConnell right into the crowd!

Rhino: Man, this one is already getting out of hand!

Mark: Ace is going over the rail.. But McConnell cuts him off with a hard right.. Ace is stuck on the rail and McConnell shoves him right back off.. McConnell hopes the guard rail as Ace turns.. Clothesline by McConnell!

Rhino: That didn’t go as Ace planned..

Mark: Ace is up just as quickly but McConnell is back on top of him with clubbing blows across the back.. Ace grabs McConnell by the head and runs him right into the ring post!

Rhino: They’re hitting hard early because the only way to win this is to get the other guy to say ‘I Quit’!

Mark: McConnell holding his forehead as he gets to his feet.. And Ace meets him with a thunderous right hand that sends McConnell reeling! Ace grabs McConnell and rolls him into the ring.

Rhino: That surprises me, you’d think he’d wanna do as much damage outside.

Mark: Ace slides into the ring but McConnell cuts him off right boots to his back. Ace still manages to get to his feet, McConnell whips him off the ropes.. Shoulder block by Ace! McConnell hits the ground.. Ace off the ropes again, McConnell rolls over, Ace over McConnell, McConnell to his feet.. Back elbow by McConnell!

Rhino: Ace got caught hard with that shot.

Mark: McConnell measures Ace up as he gets to his feet near the ropes.. Clothesl-No! Ace elevates him over the ropes! McConnell lands on the apron! Ace turns and catches him with a BIG right hand!

Rhino: That dropped McConnell hard.

Mark: Big Daddy Ace staying on the offensives now as he pulls McConnell over the bottom rope.. Wait, he’s got McConnell’s throat right against the rope and he’s got his foot on McConnell’s back!

Rhino: He’s choking him with the ropes!

Mark: The referee in position to see if McConnell quits.. He’s not saying a word though as he tries to get free..

Rhino: The last time William McConnell competed in an I Quit match was against Shawn Michaels at Glory 2007, where he walked out before anyone could say those words.. How will he fair tonight?

Mark: Ace pulls McConnell all the way into the ring and forces him into the corner.. Big Daddy Ace now laying in the shots as he pounds away at McConnell.. Irish across the ring and McConnell goes hard into the turnbuckle! He staggers out.. Clothesline by the Big Tyme Playa!

Rhino: You don’t wanna be on the defensive for long in match like this..

Mark: Ace is right back on top of McConnell as he mounts him and begins hammering away at his ex friend..

Rhino: You can just see the frustration coming out as he’s finally getting his revenge on McConnell..

Mark: Ace is yelling at McConnell, telling him to give up, but McConnell is taking the beating without a word. Ace grabs McConnell by the head as the two get to their feet and drags him to ropes and now he’s choking McConnell against the ropes!

Rhino: Again the referee is in position to see if McConnell will quit..

Mark: McConnell shaking his head no as the referee checks while Ace applies as much pressure as possible. Ace finally lets up.. Ace off the ropes.. Clothesline to McConnell sends him tumbling in front of us!

Rhino: This match has been nearly all Ace and McConnell deserves every bit of this he gets.

Mark: McConnell crawling towards the time keeper as Ace exits the ring to follow him.. McConnell just grabbed a chair and nailed Ace in the mid section with it!

Rhino: And the hardware is introduced to the match.

Mark: McConnell raises the chair up.. But Ace moves! McConnell hits the floor! Ace with a stiff shot to McConnell’s jaw as he grabs the chair.. WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!

Rhino: That sounded like a shotgun going off!

Mark: McConnell got the hell knocked out of him with that chair and this crowd is firmly behind Big Daddy Ace!

Rhino: This is his first one on one match since being reinstated and this crowd is still as pro Ace as they ever were! Not like McConnell made it a hard choice..

Mark: McConnell is slowly crawling across the floor towards the ring steps as Ace stalks him..

Rhino: Ace is still holding that steel chair..

Mark: McConnell pulls himself up.. And Ace nails him again across the face!

Rhino: McConnell is eating the steel tonight!

Mark: Ace tosses down the chair.. And I think he’s focused on something else now as he moves to the ring steps.

Rhino: You can only imagine what Ace has thought about doing to McConnell all this time..

Mark: Ace is now taking the stairs apart as he shoves the top half off.. Ace grabs McConnell by the head and is placing it on the bottom half of those stairs..

Rhino: I’m sure at this moment Ace is recalling back to their last man standing match at Glory 2010..

Mark: Ace standing on the stairs now as he places on foot on McConnell’s head.. And this crowd is practically begging him to do it!

Rhino: Who can blame them!

Mark: McConnell pulls the legs! Ace just landed back first across those steel steps!

Rhino: Oh man, he landed hard.. And now we’re getting a view of McConnell’s face and he’s busted open from those chair shots..

Mark: Indeed he is, as the blood flows from McConnell’s forehead.. Ace is on the ground after crashing against those stairs.. McConnell grabs him, pulling him to his feet.. And whips Big Daddy Ace right into our table!

Rhino: Again the damage focused on the back of Ace!

Mark: McConnell taking a moment to gain his bearings.. And now he’s pulling the bottom half of those steps away from the corner.. I think he has something planned.

Rhino: He always does. There is nothing but venom in the mind of William McConnell..

Mark: McConnell grabbing Ace by the arm and pulling him to his feet near the stairs.. McConnell whips him away from the stairs, pulls Ace back.. Drop toe hold! Ace goes face first across the stairs!

Rhino: McConnell finally able to start turning this match in his favor.

Mark: McConnell is laying Ace’s head on those stairs.. And now he’s moving towards the top half.. McConnell gets them up and is now standing over Big Daddy Ace..

Rhino: This is eerily reminiscent of the same moment over 4 years ago against Shawn Michaels..

Mark: McConnell lifts the stairs! NO! WAIT! ACE MOVES! McConnell hurt his hands as the stairs collide with each other!

Rhino: Jesus, Ace barely escaped that!

Mark: McConnell favoring his hands.. Wait, Ace is up.. McConnell turns.. SPEAR! THROUGH THE GUARD RAIL! OH MY GOD!

Rhino: Ace just launched himself off the bottom steps and has once again speared William McConnell through the guard rail, just like he did back in November!

Mark: Ace is motioning for the referee to come over.. This crowd is going nuts after that!

Rhino: But once again, McConnell will not quit! Ace would love nothing more to make him say those words after all the years he’s been mocked by McConnell..

Mark: It looks like the wheels are turning for Big Daddy Ace as he looks around.. He’s moving back over towards the ring and is looking underneath.. And he’s bringing out a table!

Rhino: What could Ace be thinking now?

Mark: Ace is setting up the table next to the ring.. McConnell is starting to crawl from the crowd.. Ace is pulling out a second table.

Rhino: What could he need two tables for?

Mark: As Ace is busy with the second table, McConnell continues to move away.. But I think Ace just spotted him. Ace gets the second table set up and is now focusing on William McConnell.. He’s picking up those steel steps again..

Rhino: Those stairs are seeing a lot of use in this match..

Mark: McConnell is getting to his feet slowly.. Ace is readying himself.. McConnell’s turning around.. He just grabbed the camera man! OH MY GOD!

Rhino: Ace just threw the steel steps right into that camera man!

Mark: And you can see the look on Ace’s face.. He did not want that to happen..

Rhino: That was a horrible thing for McConnell to do.. We need someone out here to check on him.

Mark: Ace showing concern for the crew man.. McConnell just superkicked Ace in the back of the head!

Rhino: Damn it, that was cheap!

Mark: McConnell showing no care for the camera man.. But now he’s picking up the TV camera.. Ace is starting to get back up from the superkick.. And gets nailed across the head with that camera!

Rhino: McConnell couldn’t even care less that he just injured someone who wasn’t even a part of this match..

Mark: McConnell turns his focus to the ring apron and he looks underneath.. And he just tossed barbed wire into the ring!

Rhino: What could he have planned with that?

Mark: McConnell pulling Ace to his feet and rolling him into the ring.. McConnell slides in after him.. Hooks Ace from behind.. Atomic drop right into a back suplex!

Rhino: Combination move by McConnell..

Mark: McConnell takes a moment to wipe the blood out of his eyes as he looks around.. McConnell moves back, rebounding off the ropes.. A drops a knee right across the head of Big Daddy Ace!

Rhino: McConnell now starting to focus on the head..

Mark: McConnell right back up and off the ropes again.. And another knee! Again off the ropes.. And one more!

Rhino: A lot of what William McConnell does in the ring focuses on the head, including his finisher, the Dual Shock.

Mark: McConnell now telling the ref to ask Ace if he quits.. But Ace clearly doesn’t as he’s trying to get himself back up.. McConnell moves over to pick him up.. Wait! Ace has him up in the fireman’s carry! McConnell with quick elbows to the side of Ace’s head! McConnell slides off the back.. And he’s got Ace up in a torture rack! Modified Ace Crusher!

Rhino: McConnell just used an inverted variation of Ace’s own finisher move.. Instead of a fireman’s carry into a cutter, he used a torture rack into a neckbreaker.

Mark: McConnell back to his feet as he looks around ringside.. He’s got his eyes on those tables..

Rhino: And now the wheels are turning William McConnell’s sick mind..

Mark: McConnell grabbing Ace by the head as he pulls him over to the turnbuckle.. McConnell starts climbing first as he pulls Big Daddy Ace into position.. But Ace fights back! Ace with big rights to the midsection!

Rhino: Whatever he has in mind, Ace isn’t letting happen!

Mark: Ace just pulled McConnell’s legs out from under him and McConnell lands across the turnbuckle gut first! Now Ace is climbing the turnbuckle.. He’s trying to get McConnell up into position..

Rhino: Oh man, do you remember what happened at New Year’s Evil?

Mark: I do and this looks like the same thing is gonna happen tonight.. Because Ace has McConnell on his shoulders! He’s signaling for an Ace Crusher! McConnell again starts drilling Ace in the head with elbows! McConnell slips off Ace’s shoulders!

Rhino: So close..

Mark: McConnell quickly through the ropes while Ace tries to regain his focus.. Superkick! He just nailed Ace from the top turnbuckle! Ace slumps over!

Rhino: Man, did you see how high he got that kick?

Mark: McConnell now climbing the turnbuckle again as he hooks Ace.. Both men now standing on the turnbuckle.. Superplex! Both men land hard on the mat!

Rhino: McConnell narrowly avoided going through those tables and has turned things around again.

Mark: The referee is checking on both men now, though neither looks to have any intentions of giving up..

Rhino: Would they even be coherent enough to say it?

Mark: McConnell is the first to start stirring as he rolls over and moves towards that barbed wire.. He’s starting to unwind it and wrap it around his boot..

Rhino: We’ve seen this from McConnell before..

Mark: McConnell is setting up for a barbed wire superkick.. Ace is starting to get to his feet.. McConnell is just sizing him up now, that barbed wire boot ready.. Ace turns.. SUPERKICK! NO! ACE DUCKED! HE HIT THE REF!

Rhino: Oh my god, that official just caught that barbed wire in the face!

Mark: The ref is down.. Ace charges McConnell! ROLLING ELBOW by McConnell! Ace gets knocked senseless as he falls back into the turnbuckle!

Rhino: My god, I could hear that shot over here.. This match is taking it’s toll on anyone in their way.. A camera man and now a ref have both been taken out.

Mark: McConnell reaching down to try and unwrap that barbed wire from his boot as Ace is out in the corner.. He’s having trouble though.

Rhino: That barbed wire catches on anything.

Mark: He’s finally got it.. Ace comes charging at McConnell again! McConnell catches his arm and takes him down! He’s going for a crossface! He’s wrapped barbed wire around Big Daddy Ace’s face and he’s applying a crossface!

Rhino: Oh my god, that could easily take out one of Ace’s eyes!

Mark: McConnell is pulling back as hard as he can as he yells at Ace to quit! Ace has that barbed wire across his forehead and even in his mouth! It’s piercing his skin as the blood begins to flow!

Rhino: I can’t even imagine the pain Ace is in right now!

Mark: But Ace will not quit! There’s not even a ref to call it! McConnell finally lets go.. And here comes another ref!

Rhino: If McConnell had held on a bit longer..

Mark: McConnell is instantly in the referees face.. You can tell he thinks he had Ace there. McConnell just took off his elbow pad and threw it in the refs face, but there’s nothing the ref can do.. What the hell?! McConnell just hit the official with a rolling elbow!

Rhino: What the hell is wrong with this guy?!

Mark: Ace is still recovering from the crossface as McConnell again turns his attention to the tables on the outside.. He’s out of the ring and now grabbing one of them.. McConnell gets the table slid into the ring.. McConnell back inside and now he’s setting the table up in the corner..

Rhino: How’s he even plan to win this match if he keeps taking out the referees? What a bastard.

Mark: McConnell moves over to Ace and is slapping him in the back of the head.. He’s telling him to quit while he has a chance and you know that’s only going to piss Ace off. McConnell grabs Ace in a front facelock and he’s pulling him towards that table.. He’s going for a suplex! He has him up! No! Ace is kicking his legs!

Rhino: Ace does not wanna go through that table!

Mark: Ace brings himself down! They turn! Ace goes for the suplex! McConnell hooks the leg! They turn again! Now Ace hooks the leg! Ace gets McConnell up! McConnell tries to turn out of it but Ace holds on! McConnell is kicking his legs.. ACE CRUSHER! Ace just nailed McConnell with an Ace Crusher from a vertical suplex!

Rhino: Big Daddy Ace is pulling out all of the stops!

Mark: We still don’t have a referee though!

Rhino: Three employees have already been taken out, do you think anyone else wants to risk it?

Mark: Ace is slowly moving away from McConnell towards the opposite corner..

Rhino: The opposite corner of the table..

Mark: Ace pulls himself into position and this crowd is on it’s feet! McConnell is beginning to move.. He’s slowly getting to his feet..

Rhino: Look at Ace.. He is begging for McConnell to get up!

Mark: Ace can barely stay still.. McConnell’s to his feet.. SPEAR! SPEAR! THE TABLE DIDN’T BREAK!

Rhino: How in the hell did that table not break?!

Mark: Big Daddy Ace just speared William McConnell into a table and it took the impact! It did not break! McConnell is hurting!

Rhino: Ace may have hurt himself on that! You count on the table giving way when you go for a move like that!

Mark: Ace is indeed holding his head as he rolls away from McConnell but I don’t think he’s giving up..

Rhino: McConnell looks like he’s out cold..

Mark: Ace looks like he just got his second wind as the adrenaline is pumping.. Ace moves over to the table and pulls it from the corner and now he’s setting it up in the middle of the ring.

Rhino: He’s determined to put McConnell through it!

Mark: Ace is pulling McConnell to his feet.. He puts McConnell between the legs and hooks the waist.. POWERBOMB! THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino: Did you see the height he got on that?! He went over the shoulder for that powerbomb and pulled him up so hard he almost let go of McConnell! Excuse my language, but McConnell got fucking drilled!

Mark: Ace has fallen against the turnbuckles as the blood is pouring again from his blood pumping.. He’s asking where a ref is!

Rhino: Here’s one running down the ramp!

Mark: We’ve got our third official of the match and he’s checking on McConnell.. Does he quit?

Rhino: Can he even answer?

Mark: The referee is trying to get an answer out of McConnell.. I think.. I think he said no! McConnell doesn’t quit!

Rhino: You can just see the look on Ace’s face.. What else does he have to do?

Mark: Ace is looking out at the crowd and listen to them, Rhino.. They’re chanting One More Time!

Rhino: They wanna see it again! And there’s table right outside waiting for it.

Mark: Ace points at the table on the outside.. And this crowd erupts!

Rhino: McConnell is finally gonna get everything he deserves!

Mark: Ace to the outside as he begins folding up the table to slide back into the ring.. In the mean time, William McConnell has not moved from that table wreckage.

Rhino: He got folded in half, I doubt he’ll be moving.

Mark: Ace gets the table into the ring and is once again setting it up.. Ace pulls McConnell from the wreckage of the last table as he holds up a finger to the crowd, signaling one more time!

Rhino: This crowd is begging for it!

Mark: Ace goes for the clutch.. Low blow by McConnell! He escapes a second powerbomb!

Rhino: Typical McConnell..

Mark: Ace goes down from the shot and McConnell slowly rolls out of the ring, dropping to the floor outside.

Rhino: He knew he had to get away from Ace.

Mark: Once again the ref is checking on these two men, seeing if either of them show any signs of quitting.. Ace is very clearly telling the ref he does not quit.

Rhino: Good!

Mark: Ace is finally rolling out of the ring towards us.. And he’s reaching for that chair from earlier..

Rhino: On the other side of the ring, McConnell is pulling himself up by the ring apron..

Mark: Ace moves slowly around the turnbuckle and McConnell just saw him..

Rhino: McConnell just realised what’s about to happen.

Mark: McConnell standing up straight but stumbles against the guard rail as Ace moves towards him.. McConnell looking around quickly, realising he’s in trouble..

Rhino: Ace grabs the chair with both hands..

Mark: Wait a second! McConnell just reached into the crowd and he’s pulling a fan over the guard rail! What the hell!

Rhino: What a damn coward! And he went for the fan with a Big Daddy Ace t-shirt!

Mark: Ace has lowered the chair, telling McConnell to let the fan go as McConnell has his arm around that fans throat..

Rhino: He has nothing to do with this!

Mark: McConnell is telling Ace to quit! He’s using the fan as a hostage to get Ace to quit!

Rhino: That’s so damn low..

Mark: Ace drops the chair, you know he doesn’t want anyone else hurt because of McConnell..

Rhino: Wait, who the hell just jumped the guard rail behind McConnell?

Mark: Four men have jumped the guard rail.. Wait, I recognise them! Those are Ace’s band mates! Look at the smile on Ace’s face!

Rhino: McConnell doesn’t quite understand why Ace is smiling..

Mark: They’re tapping McConnell on the shoulder.. McConnell turns.. And he’s getting beaten down by Ace’s band mates!

Rhino: This is payback for what he did back in November when he smashed a guitar over one of their heads!

Mark: They are all over McConnell as he tries to get away! McConnell tries to slide into the ring but they pull him back out and throw him right into the guard rail!

Rhino: Give him what he deserves!

Mark: Ace is stopping his friends.. And he’s telling him to roll McConnell back into the ring for the table! McConnell gets tossed into the ring and they stay on top of him!

Rhino: This is gonna be good..

Mark: Wait, security has hit the ring.. And they’re removing Ace’s band mates..

Rhino: What? Why?!

Mark: The crowd doesn’t like it either, but they aren’t contracted to the EWA..

Rhino: That’s bull..

Mark: Ace trying to argue with security to no avail.. And look at McConnell slide right back out of the ring..

Rhino: Using this opportunity to get away..

Mark: McConnell is back under the ring and he’s.. What the hell is that? It’s something a black bag as he leans his back against the ring apron..

Rhino: There’s no telling with him..

Mark: Ace just reached through the ropes and grabbed McConnell by the hair.. JESUS! Did you hear that sound?! McConnell just struck Ace across the head with that bag!

Rhino: It sounded like something shattered! What the hell is in there?

Mark: McConnell with a grin on his face as slides into the ring, Ace is grabbing his head in pain.. McConnell kicking table debris out of the way.. He’s opening the bag up.. And he’s dumping glass onto the ring canvas!

Rhino: Look what he just pulled out, Mark..

Mark: I recognise that shape.. That was a glass chair!

Rhino: An EWA original right there..

Mark: Ace just had a glass chair shattered over his head and now we have glass in the ring! McConnell tosses the bag and he grabs Ace by the head, yelling at him.. He’s asking Ace if he quits.. And Ace just spit in McConnell’s face!

Rhino: Ace has no plans of quitting!

Mark: OH MY GOD! DUAL SHOCK INTO THE GLASS!

Rhino: Both men are writhing in pain! But Ace got the worst of it, going face first into the glass!

Mark: McConnell is trying to sit up.. But you can see the glass all over his back! He’s walking on his knees over to Ace, who is holding his face in agony!

Rhino: What else could he possibly do?!

Mark: McConnell is again demanding that Ace quit.. But Ace still won’t! McConnell drags him back to the glass.. And drives his head right into it! And now he’s holding it there! Ace is screaming in pain!

Rhino: This is sick!

Mark: McConnell is to his feet and he’s pressing his foot down on Big Daddy Ace’s head, driving his face into that glass! He’s making the ref ask Ace if he quits!

Rhino: The ref is shaking his head, Ace still won’t quit!

Mark: McConnell yelling at the ref to ask him again, but the ref still says no! Ace is flipping McConnell off! And McConnell just stomped Ace’s hand into the glass!

Rhino: Ace is grabbing his hand in pain, trying to roll away from those shards, but McConnell again rolls him over and sticks him face first into the glass!

Mark: McConnell is asking for a mic as he keeps his foot firmly on Ace’s head..

McConnell: Come on, Ace! QUIT! You do it so damn easily! JUST. QUIT!

Mark: The ref is still saying no! Ace will not quit! What the hell can of pain can this man endure?!

McConnell: Fine.. Fine.. You know what, Ace.. I’m glad, I’m glad you finally grew a set of balls. But if I can’t make you quit.. Then I’ll do the next best thing.. And take that satisfaction from you, Ace.. Ref? I quit.

Mark: What?!

Rhino: McConnell quit?!

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match.. BIG DADDY ACE!

Mark: What the hell is this? McConnell just robbed Big Daddy Ace of the satisfaction of making him quit!

Rhino: What a damn coward!

Mark: McConnell drops the mic, still firmly holding his foot on Ace’s head.. Oh my god! He dropped the knee right against the back of Ace’s skull! The ref is finally pushing McConnell away as Ace writhes in pain, glass embedded in his face!

Rhino: McConnell is a damn coward! He took Ace’s chance at revenge from him because he couldn’t get the job done himself!

Mark: EMT’s are rushing down to the ring as McConnell exits the ring slowly.. God, look at that smug, sick grin on his face..

Rhino: William McConnell is one Smug Son of a Bitch!

Mark:Hopefully we can get an update on Big Daddy Ace… Lets try and transition by telling everyone coming up in February it will be the match that Razor Ramon put on the map when he won the first Ever Extreme Bowl…

Rhino:I always like the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:So February 29th, 2012 its the Return of the Extreme Bowl… Its now time for the Street Fight between Triple H and Troy Joseph…

Street Fight
Triple H vs Troy Joseph

Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the Street Fight set for One Fall… Introducing first…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Mark:Troy Joseph and Triple H are face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:There has been a lot of tension between both of these men… But they both say they have no problem with the other…

Mark:Triple H just slapped Troy Joseph right across the face… Troy Joseph comes back and just nails Triple H with right hands…

Rhino:He is just opening up on Triple H…

Mark:Triple H is coming back with right hands of his own…

Rhino:They are just slugging it out right now…

Mark:Triple H kicks Troy Joseph in the midsection and now nails him with a couple of more right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes and Triple H nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Troy Joseph gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H nails him with a couple of more right hands and backs him up in to the corner… Triple H with hard knife edge chops right across the chest…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Triple H now whips Troy Joseph hard in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes The Game…

Mark:Triple H charges in… Troy Joseph gets his boots up…

Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now laying in right hands to Triple H…

Rhino:He is now laying in the hard shots…

Mark:Troy Joseph now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Troy Jospeh goes for a cover 1…………..2…………Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph hooks up Triple H… Front Face Suplex! Troy Joseph goes for another cover 1………….2………..Kickout by The Game once again…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now pulling Triple H back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph with a couple of right hands and now kicks Triple H in the midsection… Stunner! No! Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Triple H charges in after him and clotheslines Troy Joseph over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Triple H is now heading to the outside and going after Troy Joseph…

Mark:Triple H grabs Troy Joseph by the head and rams him head first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…

Mark:Triple H with an irish whip… Troy Joseph with a reversal and Triple H goes in to the guardrail…

Rhino:That didn’t go as Triple H had planned…

Mark:Troy Joseph with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:That took Triple H off of his feet…

Mark:Triple H is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is looking around for soemthing…

Mark:Troy Joseph has a steel chair…

Rhino:The Game has made his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H turns around and Troy Joseph nails him with a hard chair shot…

Rhino:He caught him good with that chair shot…

Mark:Troy Joseph now rolls Triple H back in to the ring and he now covers Triple H 1……………….2…………Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now waiting for The Game to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph lines up Triple H… Stunner!

Rhino:He could have Triple H right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers Triple H 1…………….2………….3……..NO!

Rhino:Very close nearfall right there…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to fly right here…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!

Rhino:Troy Joseph could have The Game down for the count right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers Triple H 1………………..2……………3…No!

Rhino:The Game was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:That was another very close near fall…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now waiting for The Game to get back up…

Mark:Troy Joseph is ready to put him away…

Rhino:Triple H is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!

Rhino:Triple H moved out of the way…

Mark:Troy Joseph hit the corner hard…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around…

Mark:Triple H clotheslines Troy Joseph back out of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just got himself a minute to regroup…

Mark:Triple H rolls to the outside of the ring and now Triple H grabs Troy Joseph and rams him in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is dazed…

Mark:Triple H grabs Troy Joseph and now sends him shoulder first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is holding on to his arm right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Triple H charges and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:The Game is now rolling Troy Joseph back in to the ring…

Mark:Triple H just grabbed the steel steps and tossed them in to the ring…

Rhino:It looks like Triple H has something planned for the steps…

Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet… Triple H has the steel steps… Troy Joseph turns around and Triple H nails him right in the face with the Steel Steps!

Rhino:That was a hell of a shot right there…

Mark:Triple H covers Troy Joseph 1……………..2………………3..No! Troy Joseph got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is now mounting Troy Joseph…

Mark:Triple H is just laying in the right hands to Troy Joseph…

Rhino:The Game is just hammering them in…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up… Triple H lines him up… Spinebuster!

Rhino:The Game drives him right in to the canvas….

Mark:Triple H covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2………3…..No!

Rhino:Troy Joseph kicked out again…

Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Game is now positioning the steel steps…

Mark:Troy Joseph is back up… Triple H spins him around… SPINEBUSTER ON THE STEEL STEPS!

Rhino:Brutal move right there…

Mark:Triple H right now covers Troy Joseph 1………………..2………….3………NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Triple H is starting to get frustrated right now…

Rhino:Troy Joseph continues to kick out…

Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Game is looking to end it…

Mark:Triple H now hooks up Troy Joseph… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That’s it right there…

Mark:Triple H covers Troy Joseph 1……………….2……………..3………. ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:How in the world did Troy Joseph just kick out?

Mark:Troy Joseph is proving to be one tough son of a bitch right now…

Rhino:Triple H is rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Game is bringing in a steel chair…

Rhino:I think Triple H is looking for the final shot right there…

Mark:Triple H is now lining up Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Triple H throws the chair down and is saying that’s it right now…

Rhino:He believes he has Troy Joseph down for the count…

Mark:Triple H covers Troy Joseph again 1……………………2………….3………….. NO!

Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…

Mark:Neither can this crowd…

Rhino:Everything Triple H is doing he still cant keep him down…

Mark:Troy Joseph is barely moving on the ground right now…

Rhino:The Game is really frustrated as he can not keep Troy Joseph down…

Mark:Triple H has gone back to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The Game has a sledgehammer…

Mark:He is now going to try and knock him out…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get up…

Mark:Triple H is lining up Troy Joseph…

Rhino:He has him eyed up with the Sledgehammer…

Mark:Triple H charges… Troy Joseph falls right down to his feet…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is out of it right now…

Mark:The Game is screaming at Troy Joseph to get up…

Rhino:He wants to knock him out with the Sledgehammer…

Mark:Triple H throws the sledgehammer down and picks up Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! Troy Joseph falls right back down to the mat…

Rhino:Triple H should just cover him and get it over with…

Mark:Triple H picks him back up… No! Small Package! 1……………….2…………3…………. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY JOSEPH!

Rhino:What did we just see?

Mark:Troy Joseph just beat Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…

Mark:Triple H was dominating Troy Joseph for the last ten or so minutes and Troy Joseph just snuck out the victory with a Small Package…

Rhino:The Game is about to explode…

Mark:Triple H is grabbing the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:Triple H is about to snap…

Mark:The Referee is trying to grab the Sledgehammer away from Triple H… Triple H kicks the referee in the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:I dont think Triple H should have done that…

Mark:Troy Joseph is being helped to the back as Triple H is pissed off in the ring…

Rhino:Wait a minute…

Mark:Triple H picks up the sledgehammer…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Triple H grabs Troy Joseph and nails him right in the face with the Sledgehammer!

Rhino:Why would Triple H do that?

Mark:Triple H has snapped…

Rhino:Security is trying to get Triple H out of the arena…

Mark:Something has seriously snapped inside the mind of Triple H…

Rhino:Hopefully we can get to the bottom of it..

Mark:Its now time for our first championship match up of the evening…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Elvis Jones

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Washnington, DC… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The Natural ELVIS JONES!

(“Perfection” plays as Elvis Jones enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Total Impact Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are battling for position…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with a headlock on Elvis Jones… Elvis Jones is trying to fight out of it with elbows right to the midsection of Shawn Michaels and now sends him off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and Elvis Jones nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:He caught him square on with that dropkick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet… Elvis Jones hooks him up and nails him with a Snap Suplex!

Rhino:Nice quick suplex right there…

Mark:Elvis Jones went for the cover but there are no pinfalls in this match up…

Rhino:It was a natural reaction from Elvis Jones…

Mark:Elvis Jones backs Shawn Michaels up in to the corner…

Rhino:He is opening up on Shawn Michaels in the corner…

Mark:Elvis Jones whips Shawn Michaels in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Elvis Jones charges… Running Bulldog!

Rhino:That drives Shawn Michaels right in to the canvas…

Mark:Elvis Jones right now is taking it to the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:He is wrestling this match up like a normal wrestling match and normal wrestling moves wont really help you win this match up…

Mark:That is a very good point…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now getting back up…

Mark:Elvis Jones hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Fisheman’s Suplex!

Rhino:Another nice suplex…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now realizing he needs to step up his game…

Rhino:He is now heading to the outside of the ring…

Mark:He is bringing in a Singapore Cane in to this match up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Elvis Jones swings the cane… Shawn Michaels ducks and knocks it out of his hands…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels saw it coming…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now with knife edge chops right across the chest of Elvis Jones…

Rhino:He is lighting up his chest…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Elvis Jones in to the ropes… Flying Forearm! No!

Rhino:Elvis Jones had that move well scouted…

Mark:Its one of the moves Shawn Michaels always seems to hit and Elvis Jones saw it coming…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is now putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Elvis Jones now pulls Shawn Michaels back up on to his feet… Backbreaker!

Rhino:Now Elvis Jones is starting to mean business…

Mark:Elvis Jones is dragging Shawn Michaels in to the middle of the ring… Boston Crab!

Rhino:Elvis Jones has it locked in…

Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now struggling to get to the ropes…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Mark:Elvis Jones is telling him to tap out…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is reaching for the ropes and Elvis Jones pulls him back away from the ropes…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was so close to the ropes but he has to fight his way back to the ring…

Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is shaking his head no…

Mark:Elvis Jones is sitting all the way back…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches for the ropes and he was able to get to the ropes and the hold must be broken…

Rhino:The damage has been done to the back of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now on the outside of the ring and he is bringing a table in to the ring…

Rhino:He is looking to finish off Shawn Michaels right now…

Mark:Elvis Jones has the table opened up and has Shawn Michaels laid out on the table…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is moments away from becoming the new EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:GENOCIDE! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolled off the table…

Mark:Elvis Jones crashed and burned through the table…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Elvis Jones is trying to get back up on to his feet as well…

Rhino:He is hurting after going through the table…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops to the chest and now he sends Elvis Jones in to the ropes… Flying Forearm!

Rhino:That time Shawn Michaels was able to hit it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now nips back up!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has his second wind right now…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now staggering to his feet… Shawn Michaels hooks him up… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:Elvis Jones is spinning around…

Mark:Big right hand! Knocking Elvis Jones off of his feet…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now looking to tune up the band…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is looking to hit the knock out shot right now…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels has the band tuned… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!

Rhino:Elvis Jones ducked out of the way…

Mark:Elvis Jones scoops him up… RUNNING POWERSLAM!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble now…

Mark:Elvis Jones is now setting up Shawn Michaels again… Boston Crab!

Rhino:This is probably going to be it right now…

Mark:No! Shawn Michaels pushes out of the Boston Crab…

Rhino:Elvis Jones is now staggering back up…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now drags Elvis Jones in to the center of the ring…

Rhino:Watch Out!

Mark:Sharpshooter!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the sharpshooter locked in on Elvis Jones…

Mark:There is no place for Elvis Jones to go…

Rhino:He is trying to crawl..

Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls him right back in to the center of the ring… Elvis Jones Taps Out!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels keeps the gold!

Mark:Elvis Jones put up a hell of a fight but The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels once again retains his title…

Rhino:That was a hell of a battle…

Mark:Now its time to see who walks out of Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

EWA World Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Dante Daevain

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Falls Count Anywhere Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first…The Challenger…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Pac…DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber nails Dante Daevain with right hands to start off this match up…

Rhino:He is hammering the big man with shots…

Mark:Lone Jobber with more right hands and he now comes off the ropes and nails him with a running forearm…

Rhino:That staggered Dante Daevain…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:That knocked him backwards…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges again… Dante Daevain reaches out and grabs him by the throat…

Rhino:This is not good for Lone Jobber…

Mark:Dante Daevain lifts him up… Chokeslam! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes out of it…

Mark:Lone Jobber shoves Dante Daevain in to the corner… Lone Jobber now charges in and Dante Daeavin gets his boot up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…

Mark:Dante Daevain comes out of the corner and takes Lone Jobber’s head off with a clothesline…

Rhino:He nailed him good with that clothesline…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Lone Jobber 1…………2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain scoops him up and now drops him head first across the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:If we were in Vegas that would be snake eyes!

Mark:Lone Jobber is spinning around… Big Boot!

Rhino:He caught him square on with that boot…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………….Kickout again by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is now trying to get back up…

Mark:Dante Daevain charges… Lone Jobber ducks and now back drops Dante Daevain cover the top rope…

Rhino:The big man hit the ground hard…

Mark:Lone Jobber now gathers himself and he dives over the top rope and right down on to the challenger…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Dante Daevain by the legs… Slingshot! Right in to the ring post…

Rhino:Impressive by the EWA World Champion…

Mark:Dante Daevain is staggering around dazed… Lone Jobber hooks him up and nails him with a DDT!

Rhino:Nice move planting Dante Daevain…

Mark:On the outside of the ring Lone Jobber covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2………………..Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:El Presidente is looking for something around ringside…

Mark:Anything goes in this Falls Count Anywhere Match…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has a steelc hair…

Mark:Lone Jobber nails Dante Daevain right across the back with the Steel Chair!

Rhino:He hit him hard right across the back…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Dante Daevain again 1……………….2………3…No!

Rhino:Dante Daevain was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Dante Daevain to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He has him lined up…

Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Dante Daevain… Low Card Kick! No1

Rhino:Dante Daevain caught the boot…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Lone Jobber… T-Bone Suplex!

Rhino:That suplex just sent Lone Jobber crashing in the steel ramp…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now crawling back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Lone Jobber… Side Walk Slam! Driving Lone Jobber right in to the steel ramp…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks the leg 1……………2……………Kickout again by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in a bad position right now…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks him up… Chokeslam!

Rhino:That could be it righthere and now…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2…………..3………NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion looks to be out on his feet right now…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Lone Jobber…. Belly to Belly Brainbuster! On the Ramp!

Rhino:This could be it right here and now…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2……………….3……………NO!

Rhino:Another very close near fall right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain is looking to put the EWA World Heavyweight Champion away for good right now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:He is crawling up the ramp…

Rhino:Hes trying to get away from Dante Daevain it looks like…

Mark:Lone Jobber has made his way to the top of the ramp…

Rhino:He is trying to hang on as long as he can to the EWA World Heavyweight Title…

Mark:Dante Daevain is calling for the end right now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Lone Jobber… FALL OF MAN! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is blocking it…

Mark:Dante Daevain is spinning around… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Hell of a kick right there by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of Dante Daevain 1……………….2………….3……..NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling around on the stage and to the back…

Rhino:He is coming back out…

Mark:Lone Jobber has 2×4 in hand…

Rhino:That just happened to be lying around backstage…

Mark:Dante Daevain gets back up and Lone Jobber runs him over with the 2×4!

Rhino:He nailed him right in the face with the 2×4….

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Dante Daevain 1…………………..2……………………..3………..NO!

Rhino:He almost had him right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber now waiting for Dante Daevain to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He has him lined up…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… THE HERTIAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Both men are down right now…

Mark:Both Dante Daevain and Lone Jobber are struggling to get back up…

Rhino:They have been hitting each other with everything they got in this one…

Mark:Lone Jobber is the first one up…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is up as well…

Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… Low Card Kick! No! Dante Daevain spins him around and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now walking to the back…

Mark:Dante Daevain is bringing back out a ladder…

Rhino:Business is now picking up right here…

Mark:Dante Daevain lines up Lone Jobber… Ladder right to the head!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has been knocked out by that shot…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Lone Jobber 1…………………..2…………………3……………NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber found a way to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now setting up the ladder…

Rhino:It looks like Dante Daevain has a plan…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now dragging Lone Jobber up the ladder with him…

Rhino:This is going to be very dangerous…

Mark:Lone Jobber fights out of Dante Daevain’s grip and now climbs on to the other side of the ladder…

Rhino:Both men are now battling on the ladder…

Mark:They are trading shots back and forth…

Rhino:They do realize there is nothng to climb for…

Mark:They look to be out to punish the other… As Lone Jobber just rammed Dante Daevain’s head in to the top of the ladder…

Rhino:Lone Jobber climbs up a rung…

Mark:Dante Daevain with a hard shot to the midsection…

Rhino:The ladder is shaking…

Mark:Dante Daevain grabs him by the throat…

Rhino:This wont be good…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets out of the grip…

Rhino:Watch out!

Mark:The Ladder is tipping over!

Rhino:INCOMING!

Mark:Holy Shit! Both men just fell off the ladder and through a table below the stage…

Rhino:Neither man is moving….

Mark:The official is checking on both men…

Rhino:The official is waving for medical help…

Mark:The official in charge is running back to the ring and he is calling off this match up…

Rhino:What is the official result?

Mark:I think we are about to find out…

Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that both men can not continue there for… This match up is a DRAW! Which means STILL EWA World Champion LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Our Medical Staff has been hard at work tonight and they are trying to help both men out of the arena…

Mark:With all the pain that has been caused tonight… This truly has been a Nightmare on EWA Boulevard! Good Night Everyone!

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